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Dave The Barbarian: Band/Web
Reviewed: 08/05/2014
Web Band: Never Getting Over!
I think we have set the record for the most boring episode title names in history. You wish you were Gargoyles guys! So basically; today's half hour segment features Candy spending too much money on-line and they play in a rock band. Yay! Let's rant on shall we...?!
Band is written and story edited by Doug Langdale. Web is written and story edited by John Behnke and Rob Humphrey. The animation is done by Wang Films.
Opening Moment #1: Castle crumble shot of the day: The big ass beaver showing off his lathe skills on a log. So the beaver is now a running gag on this show; along with meat products.
Band: We begin this one in the living room with a really poorly colored fruit salad picture over the fireplace as Candy is chewing bubble gum and screwing the narrator's attempt to make this look like something exciting is happening. She pulls it out like a tongue as Flappy is hanging from the chandlier from his tongue. Sadly; they kill the joke dead of pink tongues as Oswidge is sleeping with his head on the table trying to read the newspaper that way and snore at the same time. Fang is watching a mouse hole with swiss cheese on the floor in front of the hole and has a club on retainer, because she's a psychopath. The narrator finally gives up and blows everyone off for being bored. He claims that they are this close to breaking the laws of physics; to which I reply: They already did! This show exists and it breaks the laws of physics, logic and reason in every minute of this. So Dave flings the door open and it squashes Fang into the wall. HAHA! Dave has a lute with him and Lula has her bored face on full blast. Babyfaces no sell everything as Dave starts playing a song about a jackass..Oh wait; it's about the donkey that comes in not looking too thrilled about being in this show. The donkey eats a wooden chair and then Dave gets squashed by Fang and she steals the lute. I was waiting with baited breath to see her smash the lute; but she plays it like a rocker. Okay; why not just have her be in a rock band. At least then; she can vent out her thoughts in a less violent way. The song is basically called Donkey Chomp; and Tress does a great job of getting this show over by sheer force of will. Everyone is stunned and Oswidge is impressed that he calls it rock and roll since it hits him like a rock and he's hungry for a roll. Well; that's a unique spin on the concept. Surprised no one in rock and roll has tried that tact. Candy asks how she can play the lute and Fang claims that it's a long story and we hit the flashback as Fang is about to foot stomp another cockroach (no; it's not TNA nor Michael Eisner); before the cockroach begs for mercy, offering to teach Fang how to play the lute in exchange for sparing his life.
Fang accepts and we return to reality. That was the longest story in Fang's career, hands down. Fang wants to create a band and Dave is so giddy about it that he wants to call it the Barbarian Six and then the donkey mule kicks Dave's ass and he goes flying; taking the bump WITH CHEESE AND BACON into the wall as the donkey is now added. Fang blows this name off and then we scene change to an arena (with purple cloth as a retractable roof); with a sign in the front that sezs "Tonight Only! The Barbarian 6 Plus Donkey". So basically Disney is lifting from this show for Big Hero 6; which is lifted from Blue Submarine 6. So we head on stage with the babyfaces plus donkey playing band stuff while dressed up in ugly outfits. For Candy this is terrible. For Fang; this is the best she has ever looked. For Dave; this is perfectly normal. For Oswidge; this is an improvement. The jury is still out on Flappy and the donkey though. Donkey eats another wooden chair as Fang continues to torture music in such a way that it instantly becomes amusing in a perverse way. Why are all the mircophones in this series shaped like old hearing aids you see on the Flintstones? Why is Fang wearing checkered shorts? Why can't Fang smash this lute? Why am I watching this series? Crowd pops anyway as we scene change to inside the dressing room as Dave is brushing the jackass, Oswidge is twirling bones and Candy is being Candy. Fang comes in enjoying herself; in the only time in the series that I have seen her with footwear on. Ironically; Oswidge is barefoot in this outfit. So Dave is not amused and has the Gruffi pose on while Fang is so happy. See; Dave was happy when it wasn't a money leeching tune and was a heat leeching tune. So the door opens and a orange haired man informs them of the box office success. Then the gold coins splash right into the room and they are in the money, they are in the money, they are in the money and Dave doesn't give a damn! He can sod off for all I care. The one time Fang is finally doing something that doesn't make her look like a psychopath and Dave hates it.
So we get the turning Pilliage Illustrated magazine with the Donkey Chump singing crew; which Dave is smiling, thus killing whatever continuity they were shooting for. If Dave is supposed to be not amused; then he shouldn't be smiling in these shots. So they are #1 with a spear and the hottest act since last week's act. That's being generous there sir. Oh; and apparently; leather jacker wearing Flappy can get the girls now as Candy is reading her teen magazine (pinkified to the gills I might add); and being shocked, appalled and repulsed in that order. Dave is pissed off as he demands that Oswidge stop being Uncle Scrooge. Yes; Oswidge is a human Scrooge McDuck in that he can swim in gold coins. Oswidge wants five more minutes of this. I want to spend five more minutes trying to figure out why I am still watching this damn show and not finishing the TaleSpin Connections Page; and/or why I am not ranting on the second TaleSpin/Robot Chicken segment that aired a couple of days ago. Candy and Fang want in as well; as Candy tells Fang that she must wait thirty minutes after eating. Like I'm buying this crap as Dave is now blowing them off for being so greedy; and asks what makes them think this can be solved without more money. The other babyfaces ponder this over and want to test this theory with more money. HAHA! So you would do this for free Dave? How noble of you? You always wanted Fang to do something that wasn't barbarian like, and she finally did it. Now you cannot handle it anymore and speaking of silliness, in comes the Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly.....Oh wait; it's the Dark Agent Chuckles The Silly Music Producer! It's Chuckles in a dumb disguise that he blows his cover within 10 seconds. Of course; everyone has to ignore it and pretend that it didn't happened. Chuckles has a gold tooth in his mouth, has a ponytail and a green checkered belly shirt. So he's a music producer as Candy only claims that he looks familiar. Yeah; like the lighting bolts didn't give it away?
Chuckles proclaims that they'll make lots of money and then he'll kill them all while laughing like a blabbering goofball as Dave is not thrilled to hear that; but Oswidge only heard "blah, blah, blah" after the money part. How apporos for this show eh? So we head back to Chuckle's Evil Fortress Studio (He forgot to paint the sign completely over and he only crossed out the original sign and added studio in white paint) as we have a recording session inside with Dave on the lute singing about pancakes; once again, being completely tone deaf. If Dave is not happy to do this; why doesn't he just quit the group now?! Why do this crap? Does he think that cutting the nose off to spite the face is really a good method to get his friends to take the hint that they are about to get killed? Well; if so, he's a dishonest idiot. This song is so beautiful that kids will change the channel in droves. We want rock and roll dammit! Chuckles has a face that reads "who is booking this crap?" while Fang covers her ears. Fang runs in and stuffs the lute into Dave's mouth and whacks Dave in the ass and he goes flying off-screen. Fang then sings the heavy metal version of it; and it's a million times better than when Dave does it! Yeah; this is so great as we get parrots playbacking the song and it songs great to Chuckles. Chuckles calls Fang a genius genie and Fang wants her first wish to be a magical coconut to fly around the world. There better be a payoff to this because that sounded so random. So Chuckles is pleased and proclaims that the recording session is over and is pleased at the work that they did. So the babyfaces walk out of the recording studio and Chuckles slams the door. He then goes over to the microphone and whispers into the microphone to destroy the Barbarian 6 and their donkey. So they replay it with the green parrots. Chuckles then opens the head of a parrot; takes out the brain and reverses it so the message plays backwards. See; Chuckles' plan is to kill the babyfaces by having the denizens who listen to their music hear a sublimital message that compels them to kill the babyfaces. This is basically a plot device lifted from the Simpsons in the episode where Bart Simpson is in a music video and the sublimital message is that it compels viewers to join the armed forces. This version of it is slightly more henious than that one.
So we hit the montage for a while as we see various denizens doing stuff as other denizens come on with various stuff. Including a pink viking woman beating a fish down. So the parrots are singing the song and the fans all love it. The thing sells out completely as nothing is happening as bootleg copies are made with other birds and rugby players singing. Nowadays; that is what we call file sharing. So the sailors in the tavern are enjoying themselves and then the parrots finally get to the backward message part; and everyone turns into a zombie states proclaiming that they are going to destroy the barbarian six and their donkey. I wish writers would get a clue: (a) sublimital messaging is very ineffective and (b) deflecting criticism of a medium's content onto other mediums is basically admitting your guilt even if science points out that it's not the case. Anyhow; everyone is hellbent on killing the babyfaces now. So he head back to the castle as the castle is literally swamped with gold coins. Dave has the Gruffi pose on and why didn't he just quit from the start if he didn't want any part of this greed? Fang wants to literally marry the money and here comes Chuckles in his disguise with his amulet proclaiming that they will never enjoy the riches because they will be destroyed. His bebop laugh in this was priceless; so much so that I need a drop of this. Dave notices the magical powers part and Chuckles rips off the mustache and apparently; it was legit grown by Chuckles because he's in pain after this happens. He is now Chuckles the Silly Piggy; complete with tupee! He looks like a bigger goofball this way; so I approve of this. He basically explains that he brainwashed the denizens of Udrogoth using their song to play a sublimital message into their heads; compelling them to kill the babyfaces deader than my sex life. In roundabout terms. Oh; here comes the mob and Dave instantly tries to bail, but Fang grabs his ankle. Fang proclaims that they can beat them as Fang takes one of them while Dave gets the other 400,000 on the right. What a friend this Fang is?! Not.
Oswidge blows it off because he has the Krackpotkin Plan to stop this nonsense which we get various dumb answers. Oswidge states that it's time for some rock and roll. Yeah; what is the defintion of insanity again? So they bring out their band instruments and a banner which basically a "Cover Your Ass" show. So we play Donkey Chum again and despite being only 100 feet away from them; the mob just stops and listens. The stop ends and it fails...badly. Dave blows them off and then sits down on a stool and he starts to play this really, really lame ballard that makes the denizens shed tears. Awwww; my heart melted...and it fails badly. HAHA! Chuckles rubs it in for good measure (while asking about the tupee) as the babyfaces are with their backs to the castle walls. The narrator proclaims that it's all over and then claims that Dave has a Krackpotkin plan which involves a recipe for some awful sandwich and then he simply deduces that he will use greed to get them out of this. So the doors open and out comes money (according to Dave) and that breaks everyone out of their trance and they cheer. Chuckles calls this clever in his usual contrived way of talking as Dave grabs him and proclaims that there is money in this piggy. Now THAT is a creative finish as he throws the pig into the crowd and Chuckles gets murdered off camera. The babyface wonder what to do next and Dave proclaims that it's time to do a duet as the donkey arrives and the jackass sings! Basically; it another knockoff song which is "I Know You Love Me"; and I'm guessing Kevin Michael Richardson is singing here. Dave's singing voice sounds like Robert Goulet ala Mikey from Recess when he sings. Everyone dances and somehow; Chuckles is injuried but does a great job at dancing to end the episode at 10:26. That was the best ending of the series right there folks...at least for now. This was a great episode; although it would have been even better if Dave had quit from the start and then returned to save the day. Sure; it would go against his character, but he needs character development anyway. *** 3/4 (75%).
Web: We begin this one with a really goofy sky with a crescent moon as we see Oswidge with his wand taking on a green dragon. He shoots his wand and burns the dragon's face. Wait; what? He walks into a cave and then gets cut off by a green troll. Oswidge dodges the troll and other monsters with ease and beats them clean. Wait; what? Oswidge makes it to the CHEST OF DEMONS and opens it to reveal the...STONES OF KEYBOARDA. Which is a stone buttoned keyboard by the way. Wait; what? Oswidge goes to his crystal ball and connects the keyboard to it as the narrator tells us that the Stones Of Keyboarda allow Oswidge to connect to his crystal ball and the...wait for it...The World Wide Spiderweb. Yes! Remember how we mocked politicans for calling the internet a bunch of tubes. This is far more deserving of our mockery than calling it tubes. At least when they were calling it tubes; they use the wrong term, it was wires. We are expected to believe that spiderwebs can create internet access. I cannot suspend my disbelief over this; this is beyond dumb. I still laughed though; so it served it's purpose. Yes; the mouse is literally is a rodent; why do you ask? So he's looking for a four letter word under the sea and he has no idea how fish is spelled even though he got three letters already. Oswidge is dumber than the nephews in Bubba's Big Brainstorm. So he thought it was Bandicoot and puts it down in his crossword puzzle. He walks out as we cut to a shot of the castle AFTER HAPPY HOUR (after dark) and we head back to the WWSW to save Dave sending an SW-Mail with pictures of Flappy to Throktar and Glimia as they are captured by pirates. I refuse to dignify the pictures of Flappy with a response. Scene changer and Fang is playing on-line games so apparently only Game Guys are banned, but the WWSW is perfectly legal now. I guess this was the compromise to have Dave avoid getting killed at the end of Ned Frischman: Man Of Tomorrow.
She loses despite not losing any health and Fang blows it off as the user whom she was facing she claims that it cheated. I agree since Fang's health bar didn't go down to all red when Dave was KO'ed. So we play again and Fang calls Oskar346 a deadman more or less. I was hoping it would be known as Silpig346; and we discover that she lost to Chuckles in an on-line game. That would have been hilarious. So we scene change to Flappy showing off his typing skills as Dave walks in and calls him out on being in the dragon chat room. Oh; and Dave is now a spell checker and Flappy spelled blurg wrong. Whatever. So we do another shot of outside the castle and then head inside as Candy is on the WWSW. If you cannot guess what she is using the WWSW for; you have no business reading this rant. Yeah; she's shopping for shoes which leads to the "Three Days Later" card which is not funny unless the Spongebob Narrator is involved. Candy is still on and hasn't sleep nor eat in three days. She would dead by this point due to not going to the bathroom; so that's a lie. Candy blows him off because she has tunnel vision..for SHOES! If I were Dave; I would be more concerned about her shopping habits than her WWSW habits at this point. As in: she's bankrupting the kingdom! So we see all this packages arrive and they consume the castle and the front of the kingdom. Cut to inside and Candy is still shopping for more as she clearly has internet addiction. Oswidge returns and notices the nice boxes. He then pops the most fitting question in all this: How is Candy going to be able to pay for all this crap? Candy of course ignores it and acts dumb causing Oswidge to panic because if she doesn't pay, they'll send a bill collector in which Oswidge falls into a box of live red lobsters and gets pinched to death. The door knocks and Candy finally leaves to answer it. She opens the door and there is a giant ass brown troll with a brown mustache as Candy wants her diamond studs. We discover that this is Argus the Bill Collector who is wearing glasses and is not nearly as cool as Miss Maggotheart.
Candy plays dumb on her name and she is clearly wearing a crown, so no one is fooled. Thankfully; Dave comes in with a robe to screw Candy over and I giggled. Candy whacks him and Dave goes down in a heap; and Candy acts like an idiot. She runs into the castle and slams the door. Argus knocks on door and Candy does the messaging spot which sucks. Argus orders her to answer the door before he gets ugly which prompts Candy to ask how. She answers door anyway and does the sweet routine which will never work on someone who doesn't give a crap about princess and gives a crap about money. Argus isn't fooled and demands payment right now because stuffed bears don't grow on trees. He's right; stuffed bears grow on strawberry patches as shown on the dream sequence shot. The farmer rubs his back and wishes that they did grow on trees because he has a bad back. Whatever, let's return to Candy acting like a greedy asshole who needs to check her privilege because it has clearly expired a long time ago. Argus threatens to take the castle with him with the family inside; which Candy dares him to do it. So Argus uproots the castle with ease and then drops it on the ground making Candy say "Jinkies". Ummm; Candy is no Velma in this setup. She's more like Daphane; in A Pup Named Scooby Doo; only with less chrisma and a lot more of an asshole than Daphane was. The babyface run out and Fang taunts Candy about the troll being her new boyfriend. Argus tells them that Candy needs to pay up or he takes the castle and kills them. Dave offers to pay on her behalf and asks how much does she owe. Argus tells us that she must pay three million dracos which Dave is stunned to hear. Candy is such an idiot that she has given internet addiction such a bad name. You would think the writers were trying to berate a new business model, or something. So Candy asks if there is any way to work this out and Argus checks his notes and admits that he could reconsider if they collect the three million dracos debt from someone else. They accept and ask who is the offender. This is such a cop out of a debt that only Disney could pull it off; and it's Chuckles the Silly Piggy. Yeah.
Dave is not liking this at all so we head to Chuckle's Home Evil Home castle of thunderbolt death! AFTER HAPPY HOUR of course; because during happy hour is so lame! And we have clear skies during this thunderstorm. These writers need a clue; but who cares anymore? So we head into the kitchen as Chuckles is setting up window drapes with some blond haired dude wearing a cheap fur coat. Chuckles blows off the white drapes with red hearts because they are not evil enough. I love real comments that aren't supposed to be real comments. So we get the checkered drapes; but they don't match the floor titles. So a guy dressed in green comes in informing Chuckles that the bill collectors have come and Chuckles tells them to go away and come back after 9,000 years; which is a segueway for Candy to blow this off right at the drawbridge with the other babyfaces. Dave doesn't care because he brought a magazine along; which did make me laugh. Dave gets blown off as Fang notices Chuckles in the window and all but Dave and Candy storm into the castle. Dave is not liking this trepassing and destroying people's properties with impunity; to which Candy points out that they are barbarians and tax collectors so they can do anything they want. That is distressing. Dave bails and comes back dressed as a cowboy. Now that was legit funny as Lula blows him off as a man with an IQ of a garden snail. Oh sod off Lula! That was a quality joke because under the rules of being a tax collector; it's the wild, wild west, so it's fitting that Dave dress up like a cowboy from the wild, wild, west. See; that's funny! So Dave gets dragged into the castle with Candy and then they search the place looking for Chuckles. Well; most of them anyway. Oswidge goes into the kitchen and sees the black tunic wearing elf with the pointy hat and shoes sweeping the top of a big ass pie. I think we all know where Chuckles is hiding now don't we? Why not? He was a glazed ham at the end of his first appearance (the one where he got buried as a threat in less than five minutes); so I was giggling at this, because I could see this coming a mile away. Yeah; Oswidge bites pig! HAHA!
Oswidge spits out Chuckles and he bumps like a squeaky toy of course. So the "babyfaces" demand that Chuckles cough up the three million dracos and it just occured to me: Why does Chuckles have a three million draco debit? Because if there was a good storyline reason for it; then this would at least make the "babyfaces" look less heelish in this setup. Candy then calls Chuckles a deadbeat. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Projection much there Candy? Although; if Oswidge said it, it would be even more so. If Dave said it; every meter I have would fry including my brain. So Chuckles brings out the amulet of doom and he's going to fight them; and if you recall, Chuckles in his debut went against three babyfaces and got the living crap beaten out of him. So we get the FCC FRIENDLY OFF-SCREEN FIGHT OF DEATH and then we get the funniest moment I have ever seen in this series and it may have saved this otherwise bad episode: The narrator is going on and on about the battle of good and evil...and then we cut to inside the kitchen and everyone is banging frying pans. I swear to God this is what they did; and this pisses off the narrator. AWESOME! I always wondered what was REALLY happening during these fights. So the business is exposed and no one gives a damn anymore. Fang then accuses Chuckles of being in debit due to floor coverings; and Chuckles then admits that the Queen Of The Mole People (remember them from the ending to...I don't remember. This is why this show is not very good. I remember Chuckles meeting her; but don't know which episode it was.) owes him three million dracos. Yeah; let's just overbook this episode now as Fang blows off everyone's suggestions on how to get the debt. Except for Dave; who wants to team up with Chuckles to get the money from the queen. Chuckles calls it pathetic and laughs like no one else; and then accepts the deal! I need a drop of this as well. And apparently; Fang agrees with this because in the next scene we see the entire cast of this show digging a hole and burying themselves. I wish the narrator would have pointed that out so he could get revenge for the funny mindscrew earlier.
But of course; no one at Disney cares anymore about quality payoffs to jokes; so they dig towards the cave where the queen is stirring a cauldron inside her cave. She has boiling water and vegetables; but her recipe requires 20 pounds of ham, a princess, a barbarian, an old man, a dragon and a monkey. She got all but one of them of course; and the continuity is killed because for the first time; Fang did not get offended and yell that she was not a monkey. Oh no; she blew off Candy for being a shopping addict, and Candy, the #2 babyface of the show blames them for NOT stopping her! As if she did nothing wrong! Please cook these babyfaces; but PLEASE SPARE THE MONKEY AND THE PIG! I need them for my new show called My Piggy's Gym Partner Is A Monkey! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Piggy is a monkey...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! POW! ZAP! OUCH! Ummmmm.... STOP DOING MONKEY SPOTS AND...please zap me again. ZAP! OUCH! Ummmm...and again...ZAP! OUCH! Ummmm...Oh great; I'm starting to sound like this show. That's horrifying. Dave of course notes that tiny flaw in her plan because there is no heat underneath the cauldron. Of course; it doesn't help when the water splashed AROUND the cauldron either. Either way; she's hosed. Candy demands that she coughs up the three million dracos; but she doesn't have them because someone owes her three million dracos. Candy has an idea and gets blown off by Lula because it involves shopping again. Please heal her before I heal thyself! That's all I ask. Dave decides to skip this nonsense and team up. So the mole queen, Chuckles and the babyfaces make it to a giant stone cave and ring the doorbell. Take one guess who answers it. At first I though it was Malsquado; and then I realize that it's Argus the bill collector. Yes; Argus everyone. I can guess the finish now: Argus is not really a bill collector; he just plays one on television. Argus even plays the role of Bryan Alvarez in saying: We all saw this one coming. Candy threatens Argus to cough up the three million dracos, and all I can say is: Whatever Candy.
So they all yell at each other for a while accusing the other of not paying up and then Candy yells at them to stop at once. Candy has a Krackpotkin Plan which doesn't involve shopping. Fang has the Gruffi pose on and should have had it after she did this plan. So she orders Argus to write a check for three million dracos. Argus sells it and he is ordered to give it to the queen. The queen gets it and then gives it to Chuckles. Chuckles takes it and gives it to Candy. Candy gets it and then gives it to Argus and the problem is solved and everyone is paid. Candy then wants to leave to get some banana splits and you would think that I would say: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! Well; I won't because (a) It's not the dumbest finish I have ever seen and (b) Dave the Barbarian is playing me now because he is protesting this outage. Yes; this is the finish. No one cares what Dave thinks; except for Oswidge who wants to sing the explaination to us. So he basically gets a spotlight, darkness, a cane and a hat and we sing and dance to waste time; which has absolutely nothing to do with the explaination! It's basically a poem about steve, frying pans, susuages and dumb crap that no one cares about. It wasn't funny, it wasn't horrible, it wasn't lame, it was there to waste time because they don't know how to properly pace themselves and think kids are hyper beyond belief. Dave gets it hook, line and sinker because he's the dumbest barbarian around. Don't care; at least it's an ending and the episode didn't just stop, so I'm fine with it. So everyone get their canes and hats to join in singing and dancing about this jabroni Steve. Who cares?! Ba-ba-barbarian to end the episode at 10:26. This episode was dumb; but there was a lot of parts of it that was funny, so call it ** 1/2 (50%). No thanks to Candy and this stupid heelish debt angle; it was all on them banging frying pans all day and mind screwing the narrator that got this rating.
THE REVIEW LINE
So we end the Natal Day Marathon on a high note and a decent note. Band was actually really good; and outside of Dave being a hypocrite and not quitting the band when he had a chance; this was the closest to being the best episode of the series. This was probably Fang's best performance ever as she finally did something good without being vile; and everyone else was really great in this. I would have rated it higher if Dave got his ass kicked for the lame ballard and then have Fang bring the money out to stop the brainwashed denizens. Sure; the whole sublimital thing is stupid; but at least the motive behind it with Chuckles made sense; and Chuckles laugh is so great now, that I am literally asking for people to send files of that laugh. Good finish and a great ending to this. Web wasn't nearly as good as the whole internet addiction of Candy shopping and never really learning from her mistakes drag this one down to hell; but there were a lot of spots that were funny and made up for the lack of storyline and rancid morals. I love the finish to this even though it was completely stupid; it was done on purpose to set up Dave playing my role and it was funny. This is not the dumbest finish ever and I love the spot with them banging frying pans and pissing off the narrator. That was great. So while this short was bad; the parts were funny enough to make it worth watching; just for Chuckles laughing answer to teaming up with Dave and the banging of frying pans. Overall; I'm a happy ranter and that is what counts. I was entertained; so it was worth it. Next weekend; I'll resume the Mighty Ducks rants and now Dave is officially better than Mighty Ducks after getting through half of the Dave The Barbarian series. So....
Thumbs in the middle for both shorts and I'll see you all next time.