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The Ten Most Painful Things You Can Do to Kit Cloudkicker

 

Written by: Gregory Weagle
 

Top Ten's for TaleSpin have been done before; however, none have been done for the daring young bearcub Kit Cloudkicker. Here is the Top 10 most painful things to do to Kit in Disney's Tale Spin:

[10.] Tell him that the age of getting a pilot licence had been increased to 21.

[9.] Say that: "Only Themrian's would be foolish enough to take a kid like you to fly."

[8.] Make him try to spell the word "spinach" (or was it " ")

[7.] Kit gets stuck in a suit of armor (Anyone got a can-opener)

[6.] Punching Kit in the face after Kit calls you a "big mouth".

[5.] Twirl Kit around who is hung upside-down after Kit bites you in goodness knows where....

[4.] Giving Kit the job of babysitting Molly...

[3.] Giving Kit the job of babysitting Molly; something goes wrong and having to explain it to Miss Cunningham..

[2.] Tickling Kit Cloudkicker's feet. (The Air Pirates must be so demented to be able to tolerate the laughing and screaming that Kit does.)

[1.] Cutting all of Kit's emotional thoughts from Plunder and Lightning. (Which is excatly what the Disney Company did to the best Disney series of all time... Read my Plunder and Lightning Editorial for more.)

  

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