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I Only Have Ice For You Transcript
Written: 05/05/2015
Updated:
09/11/2021
Act 1
Scene 1
(Episode begins with a pan shot of sunset on the ocean as we see the SeaDuck on the water with the CT-37's trapping it.)
Rebecca Cunningham: This plane is private property! (Closeup shot of Dumptruck, Gibber and Mad Dog on top of the SeaDuck looking around.) Who gave you the authority to rummage in it? (Cut to inside the SeaDuck near the window as Rebecca Cunningham has her arms up.) You're in big trouble, mister! (Show Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII with his hands up beside her; and Kit Cloudkicker sitting on the barrel with his hands holding on the barrel.) Where are your credentials?
Don Karnage: (Show Don Karnage with sword in hand.) Read my lips! (Shoves the sword near Rebecca's chin) I am a pirate. I do not need credentials. (Gibber magically appears out of nowhere.)
Gibber: (Whispers into Don Karnage's right ear.) Psst...
Don Karnage: (Acting shocked.) What do you mean, you found nothing?!
Gibber: (Whispers into Don Karnage's right ear.) Psst...
Don Karnage: (Grabs onto the collar of Gibber and gets in his face.) I know what the word "nothing" means! (Don Karnage tosses Gibber aside and points the sword straight at Baloo's nose.) Where are they Baloo?!
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Where are they Karney? (Don Karnage wiggles the sword from the nose to the throat.)
Don Karnage: (Looking angry.) It's Karnage! Don Karnage!
Rebecca: Just give him the rubies, Baloo. Before he gets angry.
Don Karnage: Yes, Baloo. Before "he" gets angry.
Baloo: What rubies? You see any rubies Kit?
Kit Cloudkicker: Nope, not me. No rubies here.
Rebecca: (panics) The rubies we're carrying. Where are they? Tell me! (Rebecca tugs on Baloo's shirt.)
Baloo: You must be confused, Miss Cunningham. We are hauling strawberry jam, (Baloo puts his hand into a barrel containing strawberry jam) not rubies. (Strawberry jam is all over his right arm and wrist as he proceeds to eat the strawberry jam.) Mm-mm. Finger-lickin' good. (Baloo offers his arm to Don Karnage) Want some? (Some of the strawberry jam falls from the wrist and land on Don Karnage's boot.)
Don Karnage: I do not want any of your stinky jam! I want... (Rebecca cuts them both off.)
Rebecca: Hold on! I'm the owner of Higher For Hire and I have a right to know these things! (points the finger at Baloo) Where did you hide the rubies?
Don Karnage: (Don grabs Baloo's collar and shakes him) Yes! The rubies, the rubies! (Kit Cloudkicker jumps from the barrel and runs to the window. He jumps on the boxes and looks out) Tell her; so I can eavesdrop!
Kit: Ahem! Coast of Cape Suzette off the port bow. Is that a Shore Patrol plane I see? (Don Karnage stops shaking Baloo and turns around looking shocked)
Don Karnage: Shore Patrol? (Don clears his throat. Don walks towards the side door.) I am feeling forgiving today. To your ships, men! Count your blessings. This time I do nothing. But next time we meet... (Does some swordplay)...beware the brave pirate, Don Karnage! (Don Karnage runs out the side door.)
Baloo: Hey-hey! Nice call, Kit. (Cut to shot outside showing the CT-37's launching into the sky. Cut to outside shot of the side of the Seaduck as Baloo makes it to the cockpit.) Now; just strap in. We're going home.
Rebecca: (Rebecca and Kit walk into the cockpit. Kit sits in the navigator seat and fastens his safety belt.) What happened to the rubies, Baloo, huh? You never tell me anything! (Baloo starts the engines) Like that "accident" the other day, (the props begin to spin on the left side) the flying lessons you promised and this ruby business. (The Seaduck launches slowly into the sky.) Not a word to me! That's going to change when we get back.
Baloo: Easy, easy Rebecca! I'll tell you where the rubies are. (Baloo slurps strawberry jam on his right finger.)
Rebecca: Well, yes. Where? (Baloo grabs the radio transmitter.)
Kit: You aren't going to believe this.
Baloo: (Speaking on the transmitter.) Yoo-hoo! Air Pirates, come on in. (Rebecca looks confused.) You sure you don't want any of this delicious strawberry jam? (Cut to outside shot of the Seaduck flying towards the east; and then cut to Don Karnage, Dumptruck, Gibber and Mad Dog flying their CT-37's towards the west.)
Don Karnage: No!
Baloo: (Slurps his hand filled with strawberry jam until it shows a red ruby planted right in his right hand.) 'Cause that is where I hid the rubies!
Rebecca: In the jam?!
Don Karnage: In the jam?! (Cut to Don Karnage flying his CT-37 and that causes the CT-37's to comically stop on a dime.) You make me very, very angry! (They turn around and head towards the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: (Cut to inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck.) HAHAHAHAHA!
Kit: (Looking out the passenger side window.): Umm; I don't think you should count your pirates before they are dispatched, Baloo. We aren't safe in Cape Suzette yet.
Baloo: Oh Kit; quit worrying! I know what I'm doing.
Cape Suzette Air Controller: (on the radio) Seaduck, this is Cape Suzette Air Control!
Baloo: (on transmitter) HAHA! See, Kit? I told you we'd make it!
Cape Suzette Air Controller: (on the radio) You have not been cleared for landing. Assume holding pattern.
Baloo: But this is an A number one emergency! We got pirates up the tailpipe!
Cape Suzette Air Controller: (on the radio): I'm sorry, we have two planes, one glider and a blimp ahead of you. You'll have to wait. (In the entrance to Cape Suzette; there is a visable blimp in the entrance.)
Baloo: Air Control, come in! (Baloo makes static noises.) I can't read you! There's too much static. CHH! CHH! (Baloo puts the transmitter away.)
Rebecca: Air Control said to wait.
Baloo: We're going in anyway.
Rebecca: I say we're not!
Baloo: Six to one, they say we do! Trust me! I really do know what I'm doing! (The SeaDuck flies towards the entrance of Cape Suzette as the CT-37's are chasing it.)
Don Karnage: (on transmitter) Give up, Baloo!! (Don is shooting the machine guns from his CT-37. The Seaduck flies into the entrance of Cape Suzette near the water.)
Baloo: Woo-hoo! Made it!
Don Karnage: (on transmitter) Mad Dog, go after him!
Mad Dog: Oh, me? Why me?! (The CT-37's fly away from the entrance of Cape Suzette except for Mad Dog, who flies in) Send Dumptruck! Send Hacksaw! Send in Sadie or Uncle Floyd!
Rebecca: (Cut to the SeaDuck flying in) You shouldn't be doing this, Baloo!
Baloo: If you've got a better way, drop me a postcard!
Kit: There's still one behind us, skipper!
Baloo: That's not our biggest problem at the moment, Li'l Britches! (Baloo notices the Seaduck is heading straight for the blimp. Baloo, Kit and Rebecca scream as the SeaDuck tilts to the left and flies sideways against the left wall dodging the blimp perfectly.)
Mad Dog: Or how about Bandersnatch or Switchblade?! (Mad Dog crashes into the blimp and screams. The blimp bounces Mad Dog backwards out of the entrance of Cape Suzette. Cut to the SeaDuck flying inside the city of Cape Suzette.)
Baloo: See?! Told you I knew what I was doing.
Scene II
(Shot of the Higher For Hire sign on the docks.)
Baloo: What do you mean, you're taking away my license?! (We cut to outside the office and then inside as Baloo is backing away a dog furry in a trenchcoat who has the same voice as the Air Controller.)
Cape Suzette Air Controller: It's only for a week, Mr Baloo. But you did enter Cape Suzette without permission. (Cape Suzette Air Controller bails stage left the moment Baloo rolls his sleeves.)
Rebecca: I told you so.
Baloo: Whose side are you on?! (Baloo shows off a wad of cash) What about this big job you got us for today?! (Closeup of the wad of cash showing Prince Never-Has-Been-Broke smiling on his own money) We got paid fifty thousand shaboozies up front. Now what about that?
Prince Never-Has-Been-Broke: (speaking as if he is in the money) Hello. I am Prince-Never-Has-Been-Broke. I need a whole iceberg to be delievered to my desert palace, if you please. (Baloo rolls the wad of cash and drops it on the floor)
Baloo: Well; who's going to fly the plane now? (Baloo folds his arms) Who's going to fly that iceberg, huh? (Rebecca points to herself) You?! (Cut to outside on the docks near the Seaduck as Kit is on the docks lifting a large number of steel rods.) But you don't know your elbow from your railer rod! (Kit goes inside the Seaduck as we pan over to the sign with Rebecca and Baloo arguing.)
Rebecca: It just so happens, mister "I know what I'm doing!"; that with this book, I can fly any airplane. (Rebecca shows off the book as Wildcat comes in with a spare propeller. Rebecca opens the book and shows blank pages) See? "Learn to fly any airplane in three easy lessons". (Rebecca closes the book as Wildcat goes to the SeaDuck)
Baloo: That book? (Laughs) That's a joke! Oh, totally wrong. No. Only an idiot would use it.
Rebecca: That's not what the man at the bookstore told me, smart guy! Besides; for $100, it's got to be good. (Kit is grabbing some ropes during this.)
Baloo: You spent one hundred smackers on that? (As Baloo and Rebecca are arguing, WildCat is trying to get the prop inside the plane; but he's holding it horizontal instead of vertical and thus bounces off the side of the plane and not entering the SeaDuck.)
Rebecca: It comes with a money back guarantee and a learner's license. (Wildcat is trying to get the prop inside the plane; but switching around doesn't help.) Only a temporary one; but it's more than you've got, buster! (Rebecca walks off) So I don't want to hear another word.
Kit: (Baloo is not amused) Hey, Baloo. Got that extra equipment loaded? When do we pull chocks?
Baloo: Don't ask me partner. Ask our new pilot. (pointing towards Rebecca)
Rebecca: Roger Wilcox! An okey-dokey. We're gonna really fly! (Rebecca enters the plane as Kit is confused and Baloo is pointing to his head.)
Scene III
Baloo: (Rebecca enters the cockpit of the Seaduck with her book as well as Baloo.) Look, Becky; you don't have to do this. I can still fly. No one will ever know...(Rebecca steals Baloo's pilot cap.) HEY! (Rebecca wipes the pilot's seat and sits down.) Right! Like I was saying... (Baloo teases sitting down in the navigational seat.) I'll just sit here and help you.
Rebecca: Uh-uh-uh...That's the navigator's seat! (Kit appears.)
Kit: That's me! (Baloo moves away to allow Kit to sit down in the navigator's seat. Rebecca opens the book.)
Rebecca: Here we are. Chapter one: "Welcome to your airplane." (Rebecca mumbles and then panics) Oh, no! You don't have a steering wheel, Baloo!
Baloo: (panics) What?! Where?! (Baloo then stops panicking and notices the flight stick is what Rebecca was looking for.) Are you loco? It's right here.
Rebecca: You sure? The one is the book is red. It's not quite the same shape...
Baloo: (looking flustered) It's going to be a long flight. (Cut to outside side shot of the SeaDuck as the engines are started and the propellers begin to spin.)
Rebecca: Chapter two: "Take offs are easy!" Let's see. (The SeaDuck drives on the ocean water.) "Take offs are achieved at exactly seventy five miles per hour (120.7 km/h) on a one hundred fifty yard (137.16 meters) runway.
Kit: If you've got one hundred fifty yards. (137.16 meters)
Baloo: (Cut to inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck.) Which we don't.
Rebecca: (Blurry first person shoot like shot of Rebecca's viewpoint) sixty eight (109.44), sixty nine (111.05), seventy (112.65)...Just a few more miles per hour (kilometers per hour). (Rebecca is heading straight for a water buoy in the middle of the harbor.)
Baloo: (Cut to side shot of the SeaDuck flying awkwardly.) You don't say I don't tell you anything; Well, I'm telling you: pull up now!! (The Seaduck is bouncing straight for the water buoy.)
Rebecca: You keep quiet. You don't have a license anymore, I do! So there! seventy two (115.87), seventy three (117.48), seventy four (119.09)...
Kit: Baloo!
Baloo: I don't care what the book says! We gotta...
Rebecca: I'm not listening to you!
Baloo: But I...
Rebecca: Shush! (Cut to the speedometer which is nowhere near pointing at 75 miles per hour (120.7 km/h).) There, 75 (120.7) exactly! (Rebecca pulls on the flight stick and the Seaduck flies into the sky as we hear the water buoy klanging it's bell.) See? (Baloo and Kit have their eyes covered during this) Except for a little noise, a perfect take off. Just like the book said!
Kit: Gee, Baloo. That sure sounded like...
Baloo: Yeah, I know kid. I know. (looking flustered as we look outside and see the water buoy attached to the left wing of the SeaDuck as it flies out of Cape Suzette.)
Scene IV
(In the sky with a side shot of the Seaduck flying in the clouds.)
Kit: Okay, Miss Cunningham. Make a six point reverse tack, coming around bearing 49er when we hit 78 degrees north. Got it? (We get a closer side shot inside the cockpit of the Seaduck)
Rebecca: Sure. Uh... Just one thing. Which way is north?
Baloo: (flustered as he points backwards) That way, lady! That way!
Rebecca: No need to get huffy, Baloo. (Kit holds own to his baseball cap.) Why not just admit I'm doing a good job of flying?
Baloo: (The pilot's cap comes off of Rebecca's head and she has to grab it back.) Because you are not!
Rebecca: You're just envious that me and my book are doing so well.
Baloo: That book is a load of guava! (Rebecca twists the Seaduck so it is flying upside down now.) And besides, take offs are easy! It's the landings that are hard!
Kit: (Outside shot of the SeaDuck flying away from the hard camera) At 200 screaming miles per hour (321.87 km/h), it can be very hard!
Scene V
(Head to somewhere near the North or South Pole with lots of ice hills, cliffs and mountains. Pan shot over to more ice.)
Rebecca: Landing...Landing...Here it is! (We see the SeaDuck approaching the icy ground) Chapter three: "Landing can be fun!" (Cut to inside the cockpit of the Seaduck.)
Baloo: Look, Rebecca; I was all wrong. You're doing a bang up job. Right, Kit?
Kit: (Baloo gently backhands him in the face) Uh, right. Great job!
Rebecca: "First, find a spot to land."
Baloo: She's a natural. Still; you know, those landings...They can be a little tricky. (Cut to sky shot of the SeaDuck flying over the ocean.)
Rebecca: "Then follow these four simple steps..."
Baloo: What say you let me take the controls and teach you how? (Baloo puts his hand on the flight stick as Rebecca smacks the hand away.)
Rebecca: Not on your life! If I follow the book, I'll land just fine.
Baloo: If you follow that book, we'll end up frozen pancakes!!
Rebecca: What do you know, Mister No License?! Where was I? "One: Push forward on the steering wheel." (Rebecca grabs the flight stick.)
Baloo: No, no, no! Pull up! Pull up! (Rebecca pushes forward on the stick and the Seaduck takes a nosedive.)
Kit: Miss Cunningham?!
Baloo: (looking angry) Oof! That crazy woman's trying to get us all slowploughed!
Rebecca: "Two: Cut the engines."
Kit/Baloo: DON'T DO THAT!! (Rebecca cuts the engines as the propellers on the SeaDuck stop moving.) NO!!
Rebecca: (The SeaDuck slides down an icy cliff) Whoops! That was step three. (The SeaDuck is heading towards an icy mountain.)
Baloo: (Hugs Kit in a chinlock.) Goodbye, Kit! It was nice knowing you. (Cut to outside as the SeaDuck is swaying as it trying to land.)
Rebecca: "Step two: Engage landing gear" (Kit and Baloo scream in unison.)
Rebecca: And "Step four: land" (The SeaDuck does a slow landing towards the icy ground.)
End of Act I at 10:33
Act II
Scene I
(The Seaduck is about to hit the mountain; but Rebecca manages to steady it just enough to slide above the tip of the mountain and splash onto the ocean water surface. It dives into the water and then comes up within seconds landing in front of an iceberg; gently bumping the nose of the Seaduck into it.)
Rebecca: (Cut to a shot inside the cockpit) I believe some apologies are in order.
Baloo: Apologies?! Apologies?! Why...Why...I...I.. (Baloo appears to want to strangle Rebecca; but Kit stops him.)
Kit: She did get us down, Baloo.
Rebecca: Just like the book said. (Baloo slams the door open as he manages to steal his pilot's cap back.)
Baloo: (goes to the back) "Just like the book said"! One day that lousy book will really land you into trouble and I won't lift a finger to help you.
Rebecca: I won't need your help! (Rebecca stands up and walks to the back.) Let's unload the equipment and get this iceberg in the air.
Baloo: (turns around) Hey! Do I look like a dockworker? I fly!
Rebecca: Oh, you wanna fly? Okay. You can fly.
Scene II
(Outside of the SeaDuck as the iceberg was cut out and has propellers and pipes sticking out on it to be used to make it hover while the SeaDuck is in flight. The propellers begin to spin as the iceberg is risen from the ocean. Baloo is sliding and slipping on the iceberg as the SeaDuck takes off into the sky. Baloo slips and slides on the snow, falling on his can and smacking into one of the steel propeller rods.)
Baloo: This isn't what I meant! (Baloo runs on snow as he grabs the propeller rod. Cut to inside the cockpit as Rebecca is pushing levers and the flight stick. The rope attached to the iceberg slacks off and then stretches as the iceberg is being towed by the SeaDuck.) You can't leave me here. I'm a pilot, not an ice skater! (Sunset approaches.)
Scene III
(Cut to the passenger side window with Kit looking out.)
Kit: Desert dead ahead! (Cut to a shot of the desert covered with various clouds)
Rebecca: (looking at her book) Right on schedule. By the book. What did I tell you? (Rebecca looks over to the iceberg) We're almost there Baloo! (She even waves to him as we see Baloo continue to slip and slide on the ice.)
Baloo: (acting sarcastic) Gee, already? I've been having so much fun. (He smacks into the prop pipe again) Uh-Oh! (panics!) Three O'Clock! Rebecca! Look, Rebecca! Three O'Clock!
Rebecca: (looks towards the iceberg) I know how to tell time, thank you.
Kit: No, Miss Cunningham! There's something on our right! (Kit points to the east and they look shocked as three CT-37's fly towards the SeaDuck and fly around it for a while.)
Baloo: (looking panicky) Run for it! Run for it! (Mad Dog comes down and shoots bullets right at the front engine cover of the SeaDuck.)
Rebecca: (looks surprised) Oh dear. We have to get out of here. (Rebecca pushes a switch on the control panel and the SeaDuck flies up. Cut back to Baloo tugging on the tow rope harshly.)
Baloo: No, no, no! Cut the tow rope first! Must be the wax in her ears. That's why she doesn't listen to me. It's gotta to be the wax. (Mad Dog shoots the SeaDuck some more.)
Rebecca: Why aren't we getting anywhere? (Note: Disney Captions changed it to "Why aren't we moving?")
Baloo: (Pulls on the tow rope) Come on, baby! Come on, baby! (Baloo manages to pull the hook out of the iceberg; but then get towed away by the SeaDuck. Baloo flies through the air and is heading straight for Mad Dog.)
Mad Dog: (panics) WHAT?!
Baloo: Evasive action! Take evasive action! (The Seaduck does several barrel rolls as Baloo screams. Cut to the cockpit with Rebecca reading her book.)
Rebecca: It's all happening so fast! Wait...Here! Here!
Kit: Miss Cunningham, look out! (Rebecca had managed to guide the plane right above her own iceberg and is heading straight for it.)
Baloo: Pull up! Pull up! (The SeaDuck crashes into the icicles of the iceberg and lands on the top of the iceberg after some awkward moving. Kit and Rebecca yell as Baloo comes in on the whiplash effect.) WHOA! (He bounces off the iceberg a bit.) Oh! Ah! Oh! (The rope stretches causing Baloo to swing underneath the iceberg.) WHOA! (Baloo smacks againest the icy wall with a thud. Baloo pops his head out of the wall and groans.) It just doesn't get any worse than this. (Sky goes into a combination sunset and shadow darkness on cue.) Ooops! Spoke too soon. (Cut to a dramatic shot of the Iron Vulture opening it's mouth to gobble up the iceberg)
Kit: Whoa! It's the pirates! (The iceberg enters the Iron Vulture and loses some steel rod propellers in the process.)
Rebecca: Oh, dear. (The scene turns pitch dark for a moment and then the lights come up instantly.)
Don Karnage: Ahoy iceberg! You are my prisoners! (pan over to Don Karnage with Gibber and megaphone)
Gibber: (whispers) Psst...
Don Karnage: Yes, yes; what is it?! What?! What?! What?!
Gibber: (whispers) Psst...
Don Karnage: What do you mean the iceberg is too heavy?! (Don Karnage and Gibber rise and splat onto the ceiling as the Iron Vulture free falls. Don Karnage and Gibber scream.) Full power! Full power! (Mad Dog pushes down a lever and pushes a button causing the engines of the Iron Vulture to spark and smoke a bit; but ultimately manages to get the Iron Vulture stablized and hovering once again. Don Karnage and Gibber fall down and land on the iceberg. Shot of Iron Vulture on the ground and then Kit and Rebecca come out to see Baloo hanging from the tow rope.)
Kit: Baloo! You're all right!
Rebecca: What are you doing tangled in the tow rope?
Baloo: I'll tow rope you, you...
Don Karnage: Oh, Baloo. We meet again. (brings out his sword) And your cargo? Mmm. Most, most interesting. I must tell you, I'm intrigued. Let me see. (Puts the sword next to Baloo's left shoulder blade) Last time, you hid red rubies in red strawberry jelly. Now you have a clear iceberg. (pushes on his sword blade to wobble it.) What could you possibly be hiding in something clear? Hm?
Gibber: (comes over and whispers into Karnage's ear) Psst...
Don Karnage: Glass?! (Grabs onto Gibber by his orange sweater collar.) Not glass! Diamonds! (Gibber is thrown away by Don Karnage.)
Kit: What's he talking about Baloo?
Baloo: Beats me.
Don Karnage: Chop up the ice, men. There are diamonds buried in there.
Rebecca: Not my iceberg! (The rope on the tow rope snaps and Baloo flops onto the ground with a thud.)
Scene IV
(Cut to Dumptruck, Mad Dog, Rachet, Sadie and other air pirates are chipping away at the iceberg with hammers, chisels and jackhammers.)
Don Karnage: You see, Baloo; you cannot make the fool of me twice.
Rebecca: But there really is only ice, Mr. Karnage. We're bringing it to a desert prince.
Baloo: Scout's honor. (Does the peace sign.)
Don Karnage: Hah! And double hah! I do not believe you. You try to trick me? Well...I have ways of dealing with you! (Points the sword straight at Baloo's nose as Baloo panics on cue.)
End Of Act II At 15:52
Act III
Scene I
(Shot of outside of a dungeon cell with Dumptruck guarding it with a large staff with a rock on top of it.)
Baloo: Why do I have this ankle tag?! (Cut to inside the dungeon cell as Kit is sitting on a box sulking. Baloo has a ball and chain attached to his right ankle as he's trying to get free from it.) Kit doesn't have one. Rebecca sure doesn't have one. At least that I can see.
Rebecca: (pacing around reading her flight book) I could look up "pirates". Nothing there.
Baloo: Maybe I shouldn't have made the crack about his mom. (Cut to shot of Kit as raindrops are pounding on the candle flame. Kit takes a tin cup and moves the candle over replacing it with a tin cup; and then acts as if he's proud of himself.)
Rebecca: "Escape"? No...No...No...No...(Rebecca flips the pages of the book while Baloo yawns) This book has nothing in it that'll help us. It's worthless! (Rebecca begins to cry) We need help! (Rebecca falls to her knees crying her eyes out) Oh, Baloo! You've got to help us! (Baloo looks horrified as raindrops drop on Kit Cloudkicker's head for symbolic effect.)
Baloo: Whoa there boss lady! (Baloo helps Rebecca up anyway) Since when does Miss "I Have A License And You Don't" listen to me? (Kit takes another raindrop to the head for good measure.)
Rebecca: (Pulls on Baloo's shirt) But, Baloo, we're trapped! No hope.
Baloo: (plugs his fingers in his ears) I can't hear you. (Kit gets more raindrops on his head for good measure.)
Rebecca: Listen, Baloo. I'll admit it. Just because I'm your boss doesn't mean I know how to do your job. (Rebecca begs for mercy while crying.) That book did get me into trouble. I shouldn't have listened to it. I...I should have listened to you.
Baloo: Well, now you are talking, Becky. Be glad to lend a hand, as long as you listen.
Rebecca: Right. Anything. Anything.
Baloo: Fine. Hand over the book.
Rebecca: But ...
Baloo: Ah-ah-ah! (Rebecca hands over the flight book to Baloo from the wooden box) Great. Now, let's put this thing to some good use. (Baloo walks over to the door) Kit? (Throws the flight book to Kit)
Kit: (grabs the book) All right!
Baloo: (Kit runs and gets a boost up allowing Kit to stand on Baloo's shoulders) Going up!
Kit: (Cut to outside as Kit peeps through the cell door window) Oh, Mr. Guard? Your shoelace is untied. (Dumptruck looks down at his feet.)
Dumptruck: Uh? Nuh-huh... (Kit takes the book and bounces it off his head. Dumptruck tongue hangs out and he's got a concussion. Baloo helps Kit down.)
Baloo: Nothing like a good book to put you to sleep.
Scene II
(Cut to shot of Kit, Baloo and Rebecca dressed as air pirates with mustaches. Baloo's ball and chain has his pilot's hat and a white mustache on the iron ball.)
Baloo: Sssh! Now, we're going to have to sneak by old Karney, so try to look pirate-ish. (Baloo, Kit and Rebecca walk towards the front mouth of the Iron Vulture. The ice has been turned into a mountain of slush and snow. Don Karnage, Gibber, Ratchet, Sadie, Mad Dog, and somehow Dumptruck are talking to each other.)
Don Karnage: So what glorious things did you find in the iceberg?! (Mad Dog walks foward as Baloo, Kit, and Rebecca watch on.)
Mad Dog: Uh, we didn't find nothing in the iceberg, Captain. Except ice.
Don Karnage: Ice? ICE?! Ice?! (Don Karnage rings Mad Dog's neck in response.)
Mad Dog: (higher pitched voice) And some snow. Oh! (Don Karnage throws Mad Dog away stage left.) Ow! (Some snow is kicked back.)
Don Karnage: (kicks the snow around) A hundred tons of ice? (90,718.5 kilograms/200,000 pounds) Why would anyone want a hundred tons of ice? (90,718.5 kg/200,000 lbs.)
Gibber: (Don grabs a snowball as Gibber comes in and whispers in his ear) Psst...
Don Karnage: Perhaps. But where would they get a straw big enough? I will ask the prisoners! (Don brings out his sword and walks towards Kit, Baloo and Rebecca) No, I will boil them in vinegar first. Vinegar and maybe some salt. Then I will ask them. (cackles)
Baloo: (As Don Karnage is walking away from the iceberg; Baloo's iron ball drops on the snow.) Oops!
Don Karnage: (Don Karnage turns around) Uno momento...Those are no pirates. Those are the prisoners!
Kit: (Baloo, Kit and Rebecca strip their disguises off and run stage right) Pull chocks!! (We hear pirates gabbbling as they chase Baloo, Kit and Rebecca around.)
Rebecca: (stops to see the slush mountain) I can't believe that they chopped up the whole thing. The prince will ne... (Baloo grabs Rebecca and bails. The air pirate chase them past the Seaduck towards the wall which has an intercom and a red button. The pirate cock their weapons as Mad Dog has a large axe with him.)
Baloo: Wait. Wait! What's this red button for?
Mad Dog: Oh! That's the bomb bay door release.
Baloo: Thank you. (Baloo pushes the red button and alarm sounds plus red lights flash. The ice underneath has broke through due to the doors opening)
Don Karnage: He's opened the bomb bay doors! This is no time to be brave! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! (The air pirates all scatter; pushing Don Karnage and Gibber into the snowy ice in the process.)
Baloo: (Baloo, Kit and Rebecca go into the side door of the SeaDuck) All right. Inside, everybody; and hang on! (The doors open completely as the iceberg freefalls from the floor of the Iron Vulture. The air pirates all run off the iceberg beforehand.)
Don Karnage: (On the catwalk with Gibber and his megaphone) Take the ship after them!
Gibber: (whispers) Psst...
Don Karnage: What do you mean the engines are still on full throttle? (Don Karnage and Gibber splat onto the floor, screaming; as the Iron Vulture rises to the top out of sight and out of mind.)
Scene III
(Cut to a shot of a desert and a Middle Eastern style palace.Cut to a shot outside of a window as we see Prince Never-Has-Been-Broke looking out the window as snow flakes fall.)
Prince Never-Has-Been Broke: Ooh, this is wonderful! (We look up as the iceberg like snow comes down and showers snow all over the palace.)
Kit: (The SeaDuck is hovering over the sunset sky and it's going to take a nosedive) Start the engines, Baloo! Start the engines! (The Seaduck goes into a tailspin. Cut to inside the cockpit as the iron ball has somehow lodged outside a partially closed door, making it impossible for Baloo to grab the flight stick.)
Baloo: This ankle bracelet's caught. I can't fly.
Rebecca: I can.
Baloo: You?!
Rebecca: If you tell me how. I'll listen.
Baloo: Then strap in, sweetheart.
Rebecca: Now, let's see...Which one is the starter button? (Cut to outside as the propellers start spinning and the SeaDuck get leveled off.)
Baloo: Okay, honey. Gently on the engines and push on the stick. (The SeaDuck lands on the snow and it slides around for a long time hitting snow banks) Brakes! Brakes! (The SeaDuck twists to the right and finally comes to a stop.) HAHA! Whoo! Way to go! Right on the money, honey!
Kit: (Embraces Rebecca) Yahoo! You did it, Miss Cunningham! You did it!
Baloo: I gotta hand it to you, lady. It was a real pretty landing. (gives the thumbs up to Rebecca.)
Rebecca: Really? I am getting the hang of it. Why, pretty soon...Who am I fooling? You're the real pilot. I've been nothing but trouble, not listening to you. I'd better apologize to the prince and give him back his fifty thousand shaboozies. (Rebecca walks out of the cockpit and towards the side door.)
Baloo: Hey, Rebecca! Here. Look...Maybe on the way to Cape Suzette, I can give you a flying lesson or something. (Puts the pilot's hat on Rebecca's head.)
Prince: Miss Cunningham! 'Ello, 'ello! (The prince arrives on snowshoes)
Rebecca: I'm so sorry about your iceberg, your princeness. The snow...
Prince: It is feeling wonderful!
Rebecca: It is?
Prince: Oh, yes, yes! I had planned on having very many servents chop up iceberg to make ski slope for me. But this is much better. Get whole blizzard! Come see, come see. (The prince walks away)
Baloo: Ski slope?
Kit: Ski slope?
Rebecca: I guess we delivered our cargo after all.
Baloo: Well; what do you know? (Baloo, Kit and Rebecca step onto the snow and walk on.)
Rebecca: Of course, you still don't have a license, Baloo. Not for another week. I'll have to fly the missions till then. (Baloo, Kit and Rebecca stop.)
Baloo: You're crazy! Give me my cap back! (Baloo steals his pilot's cap back.)
Rebecca: Who's going to fly us home then?!
Kit: Can I fly? Can I?
Baloo/Rebecca: NO!
Baloo: I'm not letting you touch the Duck!
Rebecca: I can do it just fine. I'll listen.
Kit: Why can't I fly? Huh? (pan shot to after dark with a shot of the desert palace.)
End Of Episode at 21:19
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