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Update #147 (11/25/2025)- TaleSpin Comics: The Wrong Culprit/Vertigo Baloo/Baloo & The Flying Carpet rants are completed and posted.

Welcome to the SHACK OF THOUGHTS. This is the place for reviews of your favorite (and most hated) television shows and VHS/DVD content. It's time for all shows to get what they rightfully deserve. Before you select a link to your favorite review; I should point out that all opinions are solely mine and may or may not reflect the views of the people who vist my site; or even people who don't visit it. Although I'm sure that there are people who completely agree with what I say. For the protection of the innocent (and even the guilty) I shall not name names unless I am forced to by a court of law.

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TaleSpin Transcripts Page - UPDATED!!

TaleSpin DVD Volume One Review- No Joke! The DVD Is Here! And It's Still Very Good For The Money!

TaleSpin DVD Volume Two Review- It's Round Two! And It's Still Very Good For The money!

TaleSpin DVD Volume Three Review- A Perfect Punchline To Disney's Treatment Of This Series.

The 25 Years of Spin: I Only Have Ice For You Re-Rant- Nothing More Manly Than Screwing Baloo Up For His Screwups!

The 25 Years of Spin: Time Waits For No Bear Re-Rant- Time Waits for No Executive Either!

The 25 Years of Spin: A Touch of Glass Re-Rant- This Seems To Be A Recurring Theme For Early Rebecca Episodes!

The 25 Years of Spin: It Came From Beneath The SeaDuck Re-Rant- I Hope Scrooge Doesn't Watch This; I Don't Think He Could Handle It!

The 25 Years of Spin: The Bigger They Are, The Louder They Oink Re-Rant- Rebecca Haters Are In Their Dream World!

The 25 Years of Spin: The Idol Rich Re-Rant- Enter The Ultimate Short Joke!

The 25 Years of Spin: Stormy Weather Re-Rant- The Episode That Changed DTVA Forever!

The 25 Years of Spin: Plunder & Lightning Movie Re-Rant- Can An Awesome Character Create & Destroy An Entire Series In Less Than 90 Minutes? Yes He Can!

The 25 Years of Spin: From Here To Machinery Re-Rant- "They're Finally Going To Do It Right!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Mommy For A Day Re-Rant- "Webby Who?!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Molly Coddled Re-Rant- "Molly Cunningham: Ultimate Soccer Kicker!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Polly Wants A Treasure Re-Rant- "The Episode That Broke My Spirit As Much As Kit's Groin."

The 25 Years of Spin: Vowel Play Re-Rant- "Or Don't Play At All!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Bearly Alive Re-Rant- "Al Khan's Second Worst Nightmare Comes To Life!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Her Chance To Dream Re-Rant- "Dreaming Can Be Really Dangerous In A Detriot Disease Company You Know!"

The 25 Years of Spin: All's Whale That Ends Whale Re-Rant- "I Wonder Why Free Willy Did So Badly?!"

The 25 Years of Spin: The Golden Sprocket of Friendship Re-Rant- "With Friends Like These; Who Needs Michael Eisner?!"

The 25 Years of Spin: For A Fuel Dollars More Re-Rant- "...And For Alan Roberts' Last Ride!"

The 25 Years of Spin: A Bad Reflection On You OAV Re-Rant- Can 44 Minutes Containing Voice Mixing, Sunwoo & Baloo Screwing The Pooch, Still Be Awesome? Yes It Can!

The 25 Years of Spin: On A Wing & A Bear Re-Rant- "Alphabetical Orders Are Not A Toy! Only Database Experts Should Be Using Them!"

The 25 Years of Spin: A Star Is Torn Re-Rant- "Take Two! Roll The 1930's Camera! And Interact!"

The 25 Years of Spin: A Spy In The Ointment Re-Rant- "How Ironic For The Idiot Plot To Be Noticed By The Idiot?!"

The 25 Years of Spin: The Balooest of The Bluebloods Re-Rant- "The Most Ironic Death In DTVA History!"

The 25 Years of Spin: A Baloo Switcheroo Re-Rant- "Kit Earns His Place In The Record Books. AGAIN!"

The 25 Years of Spin: WhistleStop Jackson, Legend Re-Rant- "Welcome To The Legend of Barney The Dinosaur! Oh, wait."

The 25 Years of Spin: Double Or Nothing Re-Rant- "The Downfall of Pop-A-Bear As A Likable Character."

The 25 Years of Spin: Feminine Air Re-Rant- "Ah Yes; The Sexist Episode!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Last Horizons Re-Rant- "Ah Yes; The Racist Episode!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Flight Of The Snow Duck Re-Rant- "The Episode Where I Realized How Relevant TaleSpin Really Was."

The 25 Years of Spin: Save The Tiger! Re-Rant- "See How Easy It Is To Show Your Real Feelings To Kit, Miss Cunningham?!"

The 25 Years of Spin: The Old Man & The SeaDuck Re-Rant- "Libby Hinson Was TaleSpin's Guardian Angel."

The 25 Years of Spin: War Of The Weirds Re-Rant- "They're All Nuts Kit. Including You!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Captains Outrageous Re-Rant- "Bless Poor Vandersnoot's Soul!"

The 25 Years of Spin: The Time Bandit Re-Rant- "The Only Thing This Episode Stole Was Ken Koonce & David Weimer's Creditability."

The 25 Years of Spin: For Whom The Bell Klangs OAV Re-Rant- "Enough Comedy!"- Klang. "Not Nearly Enough!" - Eisner.

The 25 Years of Spin: Citizen Khan Re-Rant- "Certainly No Where Near As Good As A Parody."

The 25 Years of Spin: Gruel & Unusual Punishment Re-Rant- "Even Their Terroism Is Whackier Than Ours!"

The 25 Years of Spin: A Jolly Molly Christmas Re-Rant- "The Greatest Christmas Episode in Disney History!"

The 25 Years of Spin: My Fair Baloo Re-Rant- "Baloo's Class Isn't Always Low."

The 25 Years of Spin: Waiders of The Wost Tweasure Re-Rant- "OO...EE...OO...HA HA! TING TANG! WALLA-WALLA BING BANG!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Flight School Confidential Re-Rant- "It Maybe Was Kit's Greatest Moment. And Probably His Final One!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Bringing Down Babyface Re-Rant- "Why Bring Down Don Karnage?!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Jumping The Guns Re-Rant- "Here Is One Barney That I Wished Was A Dinosaur."

The 25 Years of Spin: In Search of Ancient Blunders Re-Rant- "An Upside Down Pyramid and Don Karnage Committing Grand Theft Pyramid. GET ALL THIS!!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Louie's Last Stand Re-Rant- "NASTY DOUGIE~!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Sheepskin Deep Re-Rant- "I've Heard Of Lame Porn; But This Is False Advertising!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Pizza Pie In The Sky Re-Rant- "Kit Finally Beat Huey Duck In The One Area He Couldn't Beat Him In."

The 25 Years of Spin: Baloo Thunder Re-Rant- "Buzzing For Sadism!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Bullethead Baloo Re-Rant- "NANANANANANANANANANA, BULLETHEAD! BULLETHEAD!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Destiny Rides Again Re-Rant- "Having THE CAKE & Eating It Too!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Mach One For The Gipper Re-Rant- "The Best Deus Ex Machina Finish Awaits...."

The 25 Years of Spin: Stuck On You Re-Rant- "...Like a Bunch Of Fat Ribs!"

The 25 Years of Spin: The Sound & The Furry Re-Rant- "Nothing Like An Angry Mob Without The Tar."

The 25 Years of Spin: The Road To Macadamia Re-Rant- "Baloo Hope & Louie Crosby Part Deux."

The 25 Years of Spin: The Ransom Of The Red Chimp Re-Rant- "If You Are Going To Bury The Funny Heel; Call Aunt Louise!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Your Baloo's In The Mail Re-Rant- "Contains One Pink Slip For One Canceled Series!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Paradise Lost Re-Rant- "CH-CH-CH-CHIADISE!"

The 25 Years of Spin: The Incredible Shrinking Molly Re-Rant- "Never Let Pop-A-Bear Predict The Future."

The 25 Years of Spin: Bygones Re-Rant- "Bloody Bygones!"

The 25 Years of Spin: Flying Dupes Re-Rant- "Cue Ominous Music!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Comics: The Wrong Culprit/Vertigo Baloo/Baloo & The Flying Carpet Rant- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Comics, Super Baloo Style!" - NEW!!

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Comics: Take Off #1-#4 Comparisons- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Comics, TV/Comic Book Check #1!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Comics: The Old Man & The SeaDuck Comparisons- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Comics, TV/Comic Book Check #2!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Books: Drumming Up Business Rant- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Books: The Seeds Of Victory Rant- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Two!"

The 35 Years of Spin: TaleSpin Books: Pet Project/Shiny Gorilla Bird Rant- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Three!"

The 35 Years of Spin: TaleSpin Books: Ghost Ship Rant- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Four!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Books: Captains Outrageous Hardcover Comparisons- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Five!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Books: Her Chance To Dream Hardcover Comparisons- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Six!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Books: Mommy For A Day Hardcover Comparisons- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Seven!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Books: The Old Man & The Seaduck Hardcover Comparisons- "Welcome To The Wacky World Of TaleSpin Books, Part Eight!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Videos: Promotional Documentary Rant- "A Telling Start Before The Show Releases Proper!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Videos: Pickle & Peanut: 90's Adventure Bear Rant- "How's Your Mom? She's Fine, Mind Your Own Business!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Videos: Robot Chicken's TaleSpin Spoofs Rant- "Surprised Disney Would Okay This, But I'm Game!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Videos: Federator's TaleSpin Spoof Rant- "More Like Bad Theories No One Cares About Except Me!"

The 35 Years Of Spin: TaleSpin Videos: TaleSpin X Disney Afternoon Rant- "More Like Kit and Molly Transcending History & The World!"

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