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Time Waits For No Bear Transcript
Written: 05/09/2015
Updated:
09/12/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Episode begins in Krungypoor outside at nightfall. Cut to a shot of an elephant thief stealing a crown on a stand. He puts it in the grey jewelry box he is carrying. He scales down the rope attached to a pillar to the ground and hops into a green car. He drives away. Cut to elephant thief inside the car driving.)
Elephant Thief: Right on schedule! That pilot better be ready.
Scene II
(Cut to the docks as the SeaDuck is on the water near a pier. Baloo is setting up a hammock on the pier.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: There. (Finishes setting up the hammock.) Perfect.
Kit Cloudkicker: (Taps Baloo on the back.): Baloo? Shouldn't we be warming up the plane or something? (Baloo walks off.) The client said to be ready at midnight. (Baloo grabs a pillow.)
Baloo: Hey, Lil' Britches, don't get your engines in an uproar. Deadlines are for the birds. (Baloo takes the pillow over to the hammock and puts it on there. Kit is not amused by this as Baloo flops on the hammock and yawns. A car engine stops as the tires squeal to a halt. Out comes the elephant thief with the jewerly box running towards Baloo.)
Elephant Thief: Get up! Up, up, up, up! (Elephant thief pushes Baloo out of the hammock and Baloo falls onto the dock on his midsection as the hammock is pulled off the post.)
Baloo: Hey?! Where's the fire?!!
Elephant Thief: Hurry! (Grabs Baloo by the pilot shirt to force him on his feet.) Get this to Cape Suzette by morning!
Baloo: (Elephant thief is pushing Baloo towards the tailsection of the SeaDuck) No problem! It's a piece of cake. It's only midnight. (Baloo grabs onto the left tailsection of the SeaDuck.) There's plenty of time...
Elephant Thief: (Pushes him into the back of the Seaduck.) Go, go, go, go, go! Step on it, snail-brain! (Baloo tries to stop forward progress; but misses.)
Kit: Hey! You can't call my buddy like that! (Kit rolls his sleeves all mad and walks towards the back; but Elephant thief grabs him and throws him into the SeaDuck.) Whoa! (Elephant thief closes up the back door of the SeaDuck as Baloo starts the engines in the cockpit. Police sirens wail.)
Baloo: Oh, man! Some people sure are rantsy in the pantsy. (Baloo launches the Seaduck into the sky. Four police cars and a spotlight surround the elephant thief. The SeaDuck flies into the clouds.) I wonder what that guy was so hopped up about? (Cut to inside the cockpit of the Seaduck as Baloo shakes the jewerly box before tossing it away.) Oh, well. What say we stop at Louie's for a burger and fries? (Kit is not happy about this.)
Kit: Baloo?!
Baloo: Heh, heh. Wait a minute. My stomach says it's all right and whatever's okay by the big guy is all right by me. (The Seaduck dives into the clouds.)
Kit: Ask your stomach what Rebecca said the last time we were late?!
Baloo: Relax! We've got till morning to make it back. Besides, it's just Louie's. We zip in, we eat, we zip out. It's not like we're gonna party till dawn.
Scene III
(Cut to a shot of Louie's as lively party music goes on in the background. Then the moon drops down and the sun rises as a rooster crows. Disney Captions: [lively party music] [cock crowing])
Baloo: Oh, no! It IS dawn!
Scene IV
(Cut to a shot of Rebecca Cunningham with a wad of cash in her hands on the docks with a rhino fury and a gorilla furry each looking at their watches.)
Rhino Goon: The little hand's at seven.
Gorilla Goon: Oh, seven.
Rhino Goon: Big hand's on...
Gorilla Goon: thirteen?
Rhino Goon: No, twelve.
Gorilla Goon: Oh yeah, twelve.
Rhino Goon: So he'll be here in one minute.
Gorilla Goon: One minute.
Rhino Goon: Yeah; and he better not be late, lady; or the deal's kaput.
Gorilla Goon: Kaput.
Rhino Goon: The Boss likes everyone following orders.
Gorilla Goon: Oh yeah. Following orders.
Rhino Goon: Following orders.
Scene V
(Cut to shot of the SeaDuck flying above the clouds.)
Baloo: Oh, we're not going to make it! (Cut to inside the cockpit as Baloo is wearing a grass skirt and a pink flower necklace.) I'm going to say that we ran into a hurricane!
Kit: Nah. You used that story last week. (Baloo tosses the pink flower necklace away.)
Baloo: Oh. How about a volcano?
Kit: Week before.
Baloo: Cannibals?
Kit: Last Tuesday. (Baloo puts the pilots hat on.)
Baloo: Oh, baby! This is serious! I got it! We'll tell her that we were attacked by air pirates!
Kit: Oh, Baloo! You used that one yesterday.
Baloo: There we were, outnumbered a jillion to one! We were dodging and weaving and dodging! (The SeaDuck is flying really weird now.) Oh, baby! What a fight?! But it was my double-decker pretzel loop that did it! (Baloo pulls on the stick and the SeaDuck goes high into the sky.)
Kit: Baloo!! (The tailsection door of the SeaDuck opens and out flies various objects (bottle, barrels, an inner tube, a glove, bananas, and glasses) as the jewelry box is heading out as well. Baloo does loop-de-loops into the entrance of Cape Suzette.)
Scene VI
(Back to the docks of Higher For Hire. Rebecca and Rhino Goon are in a tug of war over the cash Rebecca was holding.)
Rhino Goon: No buts! Give men them bucks! (Rhino grabs the money causing Rebecca to land on her rear end on the docks. Then Rebecca hears the Seaduck engines roar.)
Rebecca Cunningham: (Points.) Wait?! There he is!
Gorilla Goon: (They turn around to allow Rebecca to steal the money back from Rhino Goon.) Yeah. He is. (The Seaduck flies in, lands and stops to create a tidal wave splashing both Rebecca and the goons before finally coming to rest perfectly on the left side of the pier.)
Baloo: (The passenger side door opens and out comes Baloo.) Air pirates! Oh, what a battle?! We rocked'em! We socked'em! (Baloo walks towards the side door.) Sure; we're a little late, but, hey! We made it! (Baloo opens the side door) Ta-da! (Rebecca and the goons walk to the side door and there is nothing inside since the jewelry box is gone.) Uh-oh!
Rhino Goon: (Referred as "henchmen" in Disney Captions. The goons run inside as Kit arrives at the side door.) Hey, where's the box?!
Gorilla Goon: Yeah; the box?! (The Seaduck shakes around on a sky shot of the SeaDuck)
Rhino Goon: What happened to it?! (The goons throw out everything that was bolted down in the SeaDuck.)
Gorilla Goon: It ain't here! (Gorilla and Rhino Goon both walk out.)
Rhino Goon: The Boss is not gonna like this! (Rhino Goon takes the money out of Rebecca's hands and both of them walk towards their car.)
Rhino/Gorilla Goons: Wait till we tell him what you did?! (Points at Baloo, Kit and Rebecca before walking off towards their car. Rebecca panics and runs towards the goons.)
Rebecca: No, wait?! We'll send out a plane for it. A boat. (The goons get in their car as Rebecca rips a strip of cloth from Rhino Goon.) Uh...
Rhino Goon: Nix, lady. (Shows her his watch.) The Boss had to have that box by noon!
Gorilla Goon: Yeah. By noon. (Rhino goon slams his door shut as Gorilla goon starts the car and drives away.)
Baloo: Well; Lil'Britches, it looks like I blew it. I guess it could have been worse. She could have yelled at me.
Kit: It's worse.
Rebecca: You clod! You nincompoop! (Backs Baloo against the Seaduck.) Can't you follow simple instructions? (Rebecca stalks Baloo towards the office door.)
Baloo: Look, Becky, we were rushing to make it back...
Rebecca: If you'd stayed on schedule you wouldn't have had to rush and you wouldn't have lost the box and we wouldn't be out ten thousand dollars! (Kit shakes his head on all this.)
Baloo: (Trips on his own grass skirt and falls on his back in front of the office door.) Ten grand?!
Rebecca: Yes! Ten grand! (throws the grass skirt onto Baloo's head like anime hair and then storms into her office, slamming the door.)
Baloo: Oh, man! I've never lost my cargo before. (Baloo throws the grass skirt into the water and sits down on the edge.) Late, yeah; but always with my cargo. (Baloo looks at his reflection in the water.) How am I ever gonna make up for this one?
Kit: Swear off burger and fries?
Baloo: Hey! I got it. (Snaps his fingers.)
Scene VII
(Inside of office of Higher For Hire, Rebecca is writing something on a clipboard at her desk. The door opens.)
Baloo: (coughing) Umm...Miss Cunningham? (Rebecca still looks angry.) I just wanted to say... Well... (Takes off the cap.) I goofed up royally and I'm... I'm sorry.
Rebecca: (Stops writing.) And?
Baloo: And? Oh yeah. And next time, old Baloo's gonna follow your instructions to the letter.
Rebecca: (Gets up.) Glad to hear it. (Shoves the clipboard into Baloo's belly.)
Baloo: Oof. Ooh! What's this?
Rebecca: Instructions for your next job. (Produces a necklace containing an golden alarm clock on it.) And this is to make sure you're on time for it.
Baloo: (Rebecca puts the alarm clock over Baloo's neck.) And just what is the next job?
Rebecca: A sightseeing tour around the city.
Baloo: Gah! A tour?! They're the worst! (Rebecca stares at Baloo looking unamused.) Oh, I like it though, I like it. Great idea, Becky.
Rebecca: Good. Come here. (Baloo sticks out his head and Rebecca grabs him by the ear.)
Baloo: OW! Easy on the lobes, lady! (Rebecca drags Baloo out of the office.)
Scene VIII
(Outside the docks as Charles Wildcat is fixing the right engine while Kit is daydreaming in the passenger seat inside the SeaDuck. Rebecca continues to drag Baloo out of the office.)
Rebecca: Everything you have to do is on the schedule. Just check off each item as you go. And while you're checking off, I'll be checking up on you. Check?! (Rebecca drags Baloo up the stairs and into the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: Check!
Rebecca: I'll be running some errands in the city. If I don't see this plane flying by those place at these times; I'll check you off, buster! (Pushes Baloo into the pilot seat and let's go.) You land back at the dock exactly at noon. And Baloo, I want to see smiles on the passengers' faces.
Baloo: No sweat, sweetheart. Baloo will leave'em grinning! (Rebecca leaves the Seaduck via the pilot's door.) I'll follow your schedule to a T.
Kit: If I didn't know better, I'd say we were doing a tour. (Shot of Rebecca walks away from the dock.)
Baloo: No, Lil'Britches, you got it all wrong. This is gonna be fun!
Rebecca: (Stops on the dock) SCHEDULE! NOON! HERE! WITH SMILES!
Kit: Yeah. Gobs of fun. I can't wait. (Plops down on the seat with his elbow propped up looking mad.)
WildCat Puma: (Enters the SeaDuck via the side window.) Hey, Baloo?! Look what I found in Number Two engine, man?! (Wildcat is shown with his wrench and the jewelry box.)
Baloo: (Baloo pulls Wildcat into the SeaDuck.) Wildcat, you did it! (Slaps him in the back.)
Wildcat: All right! Hey... That's great, man! Ha...What did I do? (Baloo grabs the box from Wildcat and kisses it.)
Baloo: Now, these goons said their goon boss needed this goon box by noon. (Looks at the alarm clock.) Well; we still got time. We can get Becky's ten grand back! (Kit shows Baloo the clipboard.)
Kit: Except we got a tour to finish by noon!
Baloo: Oh, yeah. Hmmm...I guess I can't do both at the same time.
WildCat: Oh, hey; no way, man. You'd have to be in two places at once.
Baloo: Maybe not. (Baloo stares at WildCat while patting him on the back.)
Scene IX
(Cut outside to the Seaduck on the docks. Cut to inside the SeaDuck as Baloo shows Wildcat the clipboard with the schedule on it and the alarm clock. Wildcat is wearing Baloo's pilot hat which is now colored pink. This is an intentional error on Walt Disney Animation Japan's part by the way.)
Baloo: All you gotta do is watch the clock and stick to the schedule except you are going to land early, at one minute to noon instead of noon. (Baloo takes a pencil and rewrites the schedule slightly.) Now, I get back in the plane and Rebecca will never know that I didn't fly the tour. (Wildcat is very confused.)
Wildcat: Hey, what...? No, wait. Slow down. I'm flying the tour?
Baloo: Yes. Now, repeat after me. (Gives the clipboard to Wildcat.) Follow the schedule.
Wildcat: Follow the schedule.
Baloo: Watch the clock.
Wildcat: Watch the clock.
Baloo: Land at the dock.
Wildcat: Land at the dock.
Baloo: Smiles.
Wildcat: Smiles. And follow the schedule.
Kit: (Looking happy.) By George, I think he's got it! (Cut to outside as Broadcast Sally and a stork furry wearing pink shorts and a yellow shirt with a green cap and shades are standing on the docks.)
Stork Tourist: Uh, hello? Ahoy, there?
Wildcat: (Baloo is holding the clipboard to Wildcat while Wildcat is checking the clock.) One minute to eleven, passengers arrive. (Wildcat checks off the second part of the list.) Hey, what do you know? I'm getting the hang of this!
Baloo: (Baloo and Kit walk out of the Seaduck via the pilot's side.) Ta-ta Captain. A beautiful tour; but Lester and I must be off.
Kit: Off our rockers. (Baloo and Kit walk away stage left.)
Wildcat: One husband? Check. (Wildcat checks off the list.) One wife? Double check! (Wildcat checks off the list.) Uh..."Good morning and welcome...uh...aboard Higher For Hire Tours. This is your captain...speaking." (Sally and the stork tourist enter the Seaduck via the pilot's side and Wildcat slams the door behind them.) "We will be taking off in..." (Checks the clock.) Whoa! Less than a minute. Better take your seats quick! (Wildcat motions to them to go to the back as he plops into the pilot's seat. The tourists are confused.)
(Cut to outside the docks with Kit and Baloo walking away from the Seaduck.)
Kit: Are you sure that this is a good idea?
Baloo: No. It's a great idea! (Calls to Wildcat.) REMEMBER...SMILES! (Wildcat smiles with approval and then starts the engines. They begin to roar.)
Wildcat: (Checks the clock.) Three. Two. One... (The tourist sway around in the back as the Seaduck launches backwards, turns around and then flies into the sky. Sally screams as she and the stork tourist are thrown into their seats. The Seaduck flies into the hard camera.)
End Of Act I at 10:08
Act II
Scene I
(Shot of the top of a art deco style clock tower somewhere in Cape Suzette. Pan down to ground level to a shot of a pig fury in blue overalls, a green beret and a striped shirt showing off the latest Cape Suzette Tribune in front of the building.)
Pig Newspaper Boy: Extry! Extry! Read all about it! Kranjipoor Crown stolen! (TaleSpin Source Page has it as Krungypoor by the way.) Huge reward! (Baloo and Kit come in.) Paper, mister?
Baloo: No, maybe tomorrow. (Waves to the kid as Baloo and Kit enter the building.) Oh, baby; it's gonna be too easy.
Kit: Baloo, I have a funny feeling about this.
Baloo: Trust me, Lil'Britches. All we gotta do is deliver the box, (Baloo and Kit head to the elevator door and push the red triangle up switch.) get the bucks and be back at Higher For Hire by noon. (Baloo tries to walk into the elevator; but bounces into Gorilla Goon and falls on his rear end because Gorilla Goon and Rhino Goon are inside the opened elevator.)
Gorilla Goon: Hey?! Don't I know you? (Baloo and Kit look at each other and then wink. Gorilla Goon scratches his head in confusion.)
Kit: (Comes over to Gorilla Goon and feels the goon on the arm and knocks on it.) My, my; solid as a rock! (Baloo comes in and knocks on the goon's head.)
Baloo: Up here too! (Gorilla Goon sort of enjoys it and blushes.)
Gorilla Goon: Ha ha! I take after my mother!
Rhino Goon: Youuu...Wait a minute?! (Points at Baloo.) You're the pilot who lost the box!
Baloo: Eureka. We've struck brains. (Whisper yelling to Kit and he smiles.) Bingo, bright boy. Which is why we want to see your boss. (Baloo and Kit try to walk past them; but get cut off by Rhino Goon.)
Rhino Goon: Well, the boss said he don't wanna see nobody.
Gorilla Goon: Yeah, nobody.
Rhino Goon: And we do what the boss says.
Gorilla Goon: Yeah. We do...Yeah. (Both goons point at Baloo and Kit and back them up at the door. Cut to outside as Baloo and Kit (along with the jewelry box) are tossed out and they crash land butt first into some trashcans. A cat jumps on Baloo's head for fun. Kit looks like he has a concussion.)
Baloo: Maybe we're too smart for those guys. What we need is a stupid plan. Got a dime partner? (Kit is not amused.)
Scene II
(Back inside the SeaDuck as we see the alarm clock ring.)
WildCat: (Checks the schedule while pulling the stick back to normal.) Let's see what's next on the schedule. (Wildcat reads and then replaces his pilot's cap with a blond wig and a royal blue with golden trim beret like hat. Wildcat goes to the back as we cut to a shot of a camera shot of the waterfall at Louie's it appears to be. We cut to the stork tourist with his camera/tripod shot taking pictures.)
Stork Tourist: A little more...A little more... Ah, just right. (The door opens in the way of the stork tourist and he plus his camera/tripod go flying in a wiff of feathers.)
Wildcat: It's time. Haha. (Wildcat appears with two lettuce sandwiches in his hands.) I have sandwiches.
Broadcast Sally: Sandwiches? What kind of sandwiches?
Wildcat: (Looks confused as he bites into one.) Oh. Baloney! (Puts the sandwich in front of Sally's face.)
Broadcast Sally: Oh! (In disgust as she refuses.)
Wildcat: Oh! (Laughs.) Oops! Wow. Where's my head? (He looks at both sandwiches and then bites into the second sandwhich to hold it with his mouth as he goes into his pocket and pulls out a wad of mash potatoes with green onion in them.) I forgot the potato salad. (Wildcat splats both the sandwich and potato salad into Sally's hands as stork tourist sways back to his seat.) Bon appetit! (Wildcat walks back into the cockpit.)
Scene III
(Inside the Boss' building near two double doors (it's the entrance to the building) as Ape Goon and Rhino Goon are guarding a desk containing a telephone. It rings.)
Baloo: (Rhino Goon picks up the phone and answers it.) Hello? Big stupid goons? The boss wants to see you.
Gorilla Goon: (Gasps!) The boss wants to see us.
Rhino Goon: Do you think he means now?
Baloo: (Another door opens as we see Baloo in a green suit with a pink tie with a fedora hat showing off his teeth while on the phone.) Yeah! NOW! (The goons run into the open elevator and the elevator closes shut. So Baloo and Kit sneak in. Kit is wearing no shirt with his blue suit and yellow tie with a grey fedora hat. Baloo is not wearing a shirt either. Baloo motions Kit to not make any noise as they take the stairs up. Outside shot of a building as we pan up to the top of the clock tower and hear footsteps. We cut to the top doorway as Baloo and Kit are panting all the way up to the top.) See? Nothing to it. I told you everything would work out. (Baloo drops onto his belly while Kit drops on his rear end as both look pooped.)
Scene IV
(Outside the door in the hallway as Baloo and Kit stand at the doorway out of sight from the goons inside the office.)
The Boss: You spongeheads! For the last time, I didn't call youse! I've got more important things to do! (Kit and Baloo nod in approval. Cut to a shot of a shadow Overshadowing the goons as they are frightened.) I gotta deliver a stolen Kranjipoor Crown by noon, only I ain't got one, 'cause of some idiot pilot! (Cut to Baloo and Kit outside as Baloo opens the jewelry box and inside is the Kranjipoor crown sparkling in bright lights.)
Baloo: Oh, no. (Closes up the jewelry box.)
Rhino Goon: Don't worry. We took care of that pilot.
Gorilla Goon: Yeah. Everytime he tried to get in...
Rhino Goon: ...we gave him the boot. (Baloo and Kit head to the elevator as the boss is typing his fingers on the desk.)
Gorilla Goon: Yeah, the boot. Him & his box!
The Boss: (Looking very short with a green suit and a large brown hat that is shaped like a bowling pin.) He was here with the box and you morons let him go?! (The elevator door opens outside in the hallway as Baloo and Kit run inside the elevator.) Gurrrrrr...
Rhino Goon: It's them! (Rhino Goon opens the office door and points at Kit. Kit panics and steps into the elevator. The elevator door closes as both Baloo and Kit think they outsmarted him. Gorilla Goon punches through the elevator door and grabs Baloo by the neck.)
Baloo: We've got to stop meeting like this.
Scene V
(Cut to outside the clock tower as it's eleven thirty AM now. Strangely; the bells rings even though the clock has only reached halfway to noon. Cut to the SeaDuck flying away from the hard camera. Cut to inside the cockpit with Wildcat flying and checking the schedule.)
Wildcat: Eleven thirty-one. Fly past the Savoir Faire restaurant. (Wildcat flies around and then is not happy.) Uh-oh. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. I would like to announce that we will be going fast now. (Wildcat pushes on the stick and it causes Broadcast Sally and the stork tourist to do barrel rolls and smack against the plane wall at the back door. They scream as the toolboxes carrying stuff flies right at them as they are pinned with various tools. Cut to outside a large tower like building.)
Rebecca: Eleven thirty-one. Ten seconds, Baloo. If you're not there... (Cut to inside the Savior Faire as Rebecca is sitting at a table with her food under a green umbrella. A bear furry is sipping tea. The engines roar into her hearing range.) Is that...? It is! He actually followed the instructions! (Cut to outside as the SeaDuck crashes into the window of the Savior Faire and goes through the building and then out of it shattering glass and causing the denizens inside to scream. The Seaduck flies away stage right.)
Scene VI
(Cut to outside the clock tower. Cut to a sky shot of the boss' desk with the goons, the boss, Baloo and Kit meeting each other at the bosses' desk.)
The Boss: So this is the idiot pilot?!
Baloo: Heh heh. That's me. The idiot pilot. (The boss goes into his left desk drawer and pulls out a pistol and places it on the table causing Kit to gasp. Then he throws out various pistols, rifles, gernades, dynamite and bombs and throws them onto the top of the desk. The boss rolls up his sleeves and rummages through the various weapons and goes over to Baloo giving him cash.)
The Boss: Here. Ten grand, like I promised. (He gives it to Baloo.)
Baloo: Ha Ha! Gee, thanks! (Baloo tosses the dollars a bit.) Well, will you look at the time. (Checks his watch.) Well, will you look at the time? (Baloo and Kit head for the door.) We got to be going.
Kit: Yeeeaahhh. Love to stay and chat. (The boss clears throat loudly.)
The Boss: Ahem! Aren't you forgetting something?
Baloo: (Stops and looks at the jewlery box in his hands.) Heh heh. Silly me.
The Boss: (Both goons have machine guns in their hands now.) By the way, you didn't open that box, did you?!
Baloo: What? And see the stolen crown inside? Nah! (Rhino Goon grabs him by the neck and his cover his blown.) Well, maybe just a peek.
End of Act II at 14:47
Act III
Scene I
(Cut to the the boss' door as Baloo and Kit have their hands up and Baloo still has the jewlery box in his hands.)
The Boss: Okay boys!! Ready? Aim?... (Rhino Goon and Gorilla Goon point their weapons at Baloo and Kit.)
Kit: About face! FIRE! (The goons turn around, point the machine guns at the boss and fire at will.)
Rhino Goon: (The Boss's bowling pin hat and desk are riddled with bullet holes as the boss is angry.) Aw, sorry boss.
Gorilla Goon: Yeah. Sorry.
Rhino Goon: That was dumb.
Gorilla Goon: It was dumb.
Rhino Goon: We were just following orders.
Gorilla Goon: Yeah. Orders. (They hide the guns behind their backs.)
The Boss: SHUT UP!! You don't listen to the kid, got it?!
Goons: Yup.
Baloo: Ready, aim, fire! (The goons fire their machine guns again at the boss. The desk and the hat are even more riddled with bullet holes as the boss gets even angrier.)
The Boss: Don't listen to the kid! Don't listen to the pilot! Listen to me! When I say fire, you fire! (The goons look at him and point their weapons.) WAIT!! (The boss panics and he get shot at with more machine gun fire causing the boss to somehow not get ridded with bullet holes and in a cloud of smoke.) Guuuurrrrrr! (Pounds on the floor in anger.)
Rhino Goon: But it was you this time.
Gorilla Goon: Yeah, yeah. You this time.
The Boss: (Angry as he walks to the goons and the door closing sound ensues.) But you two....?! MY BOX!! AFTER THEM!! (The boss, and both goon rush out of the office. Baloo and Kit then slam the office doors behind them in the process.)
Kit: What's the plan, Poppa Bear?
Baloo: We get back to the plane, turn in the crown and get the reward. It's a good plan, huh? (The doors is shaking. Cut to outside in the hallway as Rhino Goon uses Gorilla Goon as a battering ram on the door. Gorilla Goon breaks through the door with his head sticking out, making Baloo and Kit panic. Baloo and Kit bail towards the window as the boss flings the doors open and head inside.)
The Boss: All right! Find'em! (The goons head inside as we cut to outside on the window sill behind the office with Baloo and Kit.)
Baloo: Look; don't worry Kit! They'll never think to look out here. (A hail of bullets destroyed part of the window sill and almost clips Baloo in the hand. Cut to the goons and the boss out in the window pointing their machine guns from one floor below.)
Goons: Hey boss?! We found them!! (The boss is not happy as Baloo and Kit run around the edge of the building.)
Baloo: This way! (Baloo and Kit run towards the edge behind the gargoyle in front of the clock tower on each side (the left one) as more hails of bullets are shot and nearly nip Baloo in the rear end with. Baloo and Kit climb the gargoyle statue.) We gotta get to the roof! (Kit helps Baloo up as we cut to the goons looking out of the window again with their machine guns. Cut to Kit and Baloo hanging from the long hand of the clock tower's face as it goes up to ten indicating that it's eleven fifty AM.)
Kit: Oh no!! Look at the time! (Cut to the goons firing their machine guns at Baloo and Kit as one of the bullets destroys the screw that holds the clock hands. This causes both Baloo and Kit to scream as the hands drop and swing like a pendulum. Baloo almost free falls; but Kit grabs him by the ankle and has to hang onto the clock hand in the process by his groin. They swing for a bit as the boss is at the window.)
The Boss: Get the box! Get the box! (The goons try to grab Baloo; but miss everytime.)
Gorilla Goon: I got it!
Rhino Goon: No, I got it! I got it!
Gorilla Goon: You got me!
Rebecca: Baloo?! (Rebecca has somehow gotten on top of the roof of the clock tower and is looking out with the binoculars looking for the SeaDuck) I'll strangle him! Then I'll fire him! Then I'll strangle him again! (Cut to a shot of the SeaDuck flying in as Rebecca on the top of the roof holds up a sign that says "LAND YOU IDIOT SO I CAN STRANGLE U") LAND YOU IDIOT, SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU! (The SeaDuck slices through the clock tower face with the right wing causing the clock hands to separate from the tower. Kit and Baloo scream and free fall into the water while the goons watch on.)
Scene II
(Cut back to the SeaDuck flying in the sky over Cape Suzette.)
Wildcat: Right on schedule! (Cut back to inside the cockpit.) Boy, Ms. Cunningham's gonna be happy to see this. (Cut to shot of Sally and the stork tourist behind a chair looking scared.)
Scene III
(Cut back to the clock tower window sill with the boss sliding towards an open window.)
The Boss: After'em!
Gorilla Goon: Right, boss!
Rhino Goon: Yeah, right! (The goons dive bomb off the clock tower towards the water.)
The Boss: I gotta get me some new goons.
Scene IV
(Cut to the pier as Baloo helps Kit into an orange icecream colored motorboat.)
Kit: Hey? We got away!
Baloo: Yeah! Yeah! (The goons are holding onto the back of a motorboat.) But not far enough.
Scene V
(Cut to Rebecca and the boss running out of the office at the same time. The boss got a new hat during this.)
Rebecca/Trader Moe: Wait till I get my hands on that fat bear!!
Scene VI
(Cut to the Seaduck in the sky and then cut to the orange icecream like motorboat as Baloo starts the engines and drives off under the bridge. Cut to Trader Moe running on the pier as he attempts to dive into the green motorboat the goons are driving; but the goons drive away and Trader Moe lands into the water. The goons suddenly stop after going about a mile and then back up as we see Moe's hat floating in the water. Gorilla goon grabs Trader Moe and does a teeth filled smile; which Trader Moe is not amused. Cut to the orange icecream boat with Baloo driving the boat and Kit in tow. Rhino Goon is driving the boat while Gorilla Goon is firing bullets from a pistol now. Baloo dodges the shots and we cut back to the skies with an outside shot of the Seaduck.)
WildCat: ...and this is Cape Park, recreational playground of our fair city. (Cut to inside the cockpit with WildCat flying the plane) And over on our right is... (Wildcat looks out and see Baloo and Kit on the motorboat and proceeds to wave at them.) Hey, guys! Hi!
Kit: (Looks up to notice Wildcat.) It's WildCat! (Kit waves at him.)
Baloo: We're saved!
Baloo/Kit: (Waving their arms into the air.) WILDCAT!
Baloo: Over here!
Kit: Wildcat! (Motioning to Wildcat to help them.)
WildCat: Oh no. Hee hee! Sorry Baloo. I can't land until eleven fifty-nine (Showing the alarm clock.). Gotta stick to the schedule. (The SeaDuck flies away as Wildcat waves at Baloo) I can be back by twelve fifteen if you want. Okay? Okay!
Baloo: The schedule! Beautiful schedule!
Kit: Huh?
Baloo: Hey! Short, squat and ugly?! (Taunting the goons and Trader Moe as he goes over to the motorboat and turns it around while the goons' motorboat is catching up.)
Kit: Baloo!
Baloo: Hey, kid trust me. (Driving the motorboat like doing a wheelie on a motorcycle.) Old Papa Bear's got a plan. First, we gotta get them to chase them. (The goons turn around and start chasing them.)
Kit: Well, that part's working!
Baloo: Then we've got to let them catch us.
Kit: (Gorilla Goon continues to fire bullets from his pistol.) That's a plan?! Look, I'll just swim home!
Baloo: No, no. It'll work great!
Scene VII
(Inside the back of the SeaDuck as Broadcast Sally and the stork tourist are panicking.)
Broadcast Sally/Stork: Let us out! Let us out! (In comes Wildcat in his blond hair/hat disguise again.)
WildCat: Oh, is it too stuffy in here? (Wildcat opens the window near them and it blows away the schedule along with some other stuff including bones, stems, a plunger, a fedora hat and banana peels out of the window.) Oh! It's stuck on the cam. (Wildcat opens the side door and walks out causing Sally and the stork to panic even more and scream loudly while holding each other. Cut to the skies with a white airplane with floaters on the bottom is flying around.)
Male Officer's Voice: "All units be advised! Twin-engined seaplane in the area..." (Cut to a goose furry and a walrus furry who look like police officers.) "...answering description of aircraft used in Kranjipoor Crown robbery." (The SeaDuck flies past them and it spins around five times)
Walrus Officer: (Seaplane returns to normal flying.) Hey! That's him!
Scene VIII
(Shot of the docks of Higher For Hire as Baloo is sitting down on the pier. Kit is with him.)
Kit: Baloo, are you sure about this?
Baloo: Got it figured to the second. (The goons' motorboat arrives in front of them.)
Trader Moe: Aha! Gotcha! Don't even think of moving!
Baloo: (Acting.) Who? Us? No. What's the use? You got us. Man, our goose is cooked. We're going down...
Trader Moe: Will you SHUT UP ALREADY?! Now, hand over the box!
Baloo: (Grabs the jewelry box.) Here it is. (He throws it to Trader Moe. Trader Moe catches it.)
Trader Moe: (Opens the box and grabs the crown from it.) Finally! Okay? Now, when I say fire...
Kit: Baloo?!
Baloo: Excuse me?
Trader Moe: Guuurrr! What is it now?!
Baloo: Do you have the time?
Trader Moe: (Checks his watch.) Yeah. It's a minute before noon.
Baloo: Thank you. (The SeaDuck has arrived as Trader Moe looks up and panics. The goons and Moe dive into the water as the SeaDuck lands using the wings to smash up the goons motorboat. Cut to inside the cockpit as WildCat checks the time.)
Wildcat: (Chuckles.) eleven fifty-nine on the...(The alarm clock rings.) dot. (The SeaDuck finally stops in front of Baloo and Kit on the pier.) Hi, guys! Did I do okay? (WildCat throws the alarm clock and off-screen Baloo's pilot cap.)
Baloo: (Baloo grabs the alarm clock and his pilot hat lands on his head and is back to being red.) Right on the button! (The goons and Moe pop up from the water surface.)
Rhino Goon: Aw, sorry boss!
Gorilla Goon: Yeah, sorry boss. (Baloo using a fishing rod to reel in the crown which landed on a broken wooden plank which was left of the motorboat.)
Rebecca: (Comes in looking mad.) Baloo?!
Baloo: Becky?! Just in time! Here's your money, honey; (Puts the money in her hand.) and I believe this is yours too. (Puts the alarm clock necklace around Rebecca's neck.)
Rebecca: But how...?! (Police sirens are heard.)
Baloo: Oops! Excuse me, will you? (The police seaplane arrives with the walrus furry office on top of the roof of the engine.) And for you, one crown and a soggy gang of thieves, courtesy of Higher For Hire. (Baloo gives the furry the crown as we see the goons raise their arms up in the sky.)
Walrus Furry: (They shake hands.) Good work. Guess there's no doubt about who gets the reward.
Baloo: Nope! (Walrus is about to give Baloo the money; but Rebecca grabs it.) Rebecca?!
Rebecca: This ought to cover the damage you caused on your joyriding tour, which I hope had a happy ending. (Cut to a shot of Broadcast Sally and the stork furry walking down the stairs on the side door of the SeaDuck laughing hysterically.)
Baloo: Take a gander! Smiles!
Rebecca: (Turns around.) I don't know how you did it Baloo, but one of these days I'll figure out what really happened and when I do...(The alarm clock rings)
Baloo: Time we got out of here, huh, Kit? (Baloo and Kit run off stage left leaving Rebecca to yell at Baloo.)
Rebecca: Baloo?! You come back here! I'm not done yelling at you! Baloo?! Baloo?! Do you hear me?! Baloo!!
Baloo: Just in the nick of time! (Baloo and Kit run towards the left side of the storage building.)
End of Episode at 21:20
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