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A Touch Of Glass Transcript

Written: 05/10/2015
Updated: 09/12/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Outside shot of Cape Suzette habour with a seagull flying as we stop at the docks of Higher For Hire. Cut to shot inside the office as the door opens and out comes Rebecca Cunningham with sandwiches, mashed potatoes and chocolate cupcakes. She puts the tray on the desk and sits down.)

Rebecca Cunningham: There. Perfect! (She hears a knock on the door.) Come in! (The door opens and in comes Fred the manure salesman (A rhino furry in a trench coat, blue pants and a fedora hat with a bag of fertilizer and a lot of flies.).)

Fred: Hi! Is this Higher For Hire? (The smell and flies reek enough for Rebecca to be repulsed by it.)

Rebecca: No. Go away.

Fred: Eh! (Bounces his sack of fertilizer onto the floor.) But I heard you ship stuff, and I got this fine load of grade-A fertilizer. (Fred grabs some of the manure to show to Rebecca which repulses her even more.)

Rebecca: Peww! (Rebecca stands up while holding her nose.) Sorry; but we're a high-class operation and I'm expecting important people. (Rebecca comes over to Fred and literally pushes him out of the building on his rear end.) So goodbye! (Rebecca takes the sack of fertilizer and throws it out the door and it lands on Fred's head off screen.)

Fred: Well! I'm taking my business elsewhere!

Rebecca: And take your pungent package with you! (Rebecca slams the door.) Peasant!

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: (Rebecca is about to walk to her desk when Baloo opens the door and he's mad.) What's the idea of insultin' poor Fred?

Rebecca: Oh, so you sent that awful man here. Why doesn't that surprise me?

Baloo: You don't make money by shooin' customers away.

Rebecca: Customer?! He looked more like a bum.

Baloo: Rebecca?! Don't judge a bankbook by its cover. That "bum" is worth a half a million shaboozies.

Rebecca: Him?! Now who's full of fertilizer?!

Baloo: The problem with you is you're too hung up on appearances. You oughta... (Baloo walks over and sits on the pink chair. He then notices a picture of a female sea captain hanging on the wall.) Hey, who's this? Your gym teacher? What happened to my picture of Louie?

Rebecca: I was tired of looking at that crude pile of matted fur. (Rebecca points at the trash can (out of nowhere) which contains the picture of Louie in it.)

Baloo: Hey, that "matted fur" is my friend! (We see the B&W Baloo and Louie photo.)

Rebecca: He's a slob and I don't like slobs around me. (Rebecca grabs the picture for a second and then walks back to her desk.) From now on, we're going after a fancier class of clientele. (Rebecca goes into her desk drawers and brings out a magazine.)

Baloo: Oh, right! And how you gonna get rich folks to hire us?

Rebecca: Look at this ad. (Rebecca shows a Higher For Hire picture of Kit, Baloo and Rebecca saluting in fancy airline gear with poorly drawn skyscrapers in the background. It also says "Fly With Us"!)

Baloo: "Fly the affluent skies with Higher For Hire." (Rebecca is not amused at all as she goes to the filing cabinet.) Wait a minute?! How much did that ritzy magazine ad cost?

Rebecca: You have to spend money to make money. (Rebecca opens the shelve and it ram into Baloo's leg causing him to grab it in pain.)

Baloo: OW! (Baloo jumps around as Rebecca looks in the filing cabinet.)

Rebecca: If you must know... 500. (Baloo kicks the filing cabinet in.)

Baloo: What?! Now where did you get that kind of dough?

Rebecca: Just relax! We're gonna be rich soon. (Someone knocks on the door.) Take your manure and go away! (The door opens and in comes a couple. One of them is wearing a blue dress with a flat white hat and gold rings around her ankles, the other is wearing a green beret, green sweater vest, a grey coat and purple pants.)

Male Fox: Oh! Frightfully sorry, but I don't have any... (Pinches his nose) manure.

Rebecca: Did I say manure? I meant bonjour! Do come in.

Buffy Vanderschmeer: How wonderful. Let me introduce myself: Buffy Vanderscheemer.

Baloo: (in shock) Buffy?

Buffy: And my lovely wife Muffy.

Baloo: Muffy? And Buffy?

Buffy: We saw your ad.

Rebecca: Told you so. (Baloo is flustered as Rebecca motions to the Vanderscheemers to come to the desk) I'm Rebecca Cunningham, the owner of Higher For Hire. Mr. and Mrs. Vanderscheemer... (Baloo kicks some out of nowhere garbage baskets and the couple sits down right on them as it slides underneath their butts.) How can our humble operation be of service of you?

Buffy: Well, we need to take my grandmother's diamonds to the family compound at Hyenasport. Is this a can-do?

Baloo: I don't know. That's a toughy!

Rebecca: Baloo! Of course we can help you.

Muffy: Vanderscheemer: Oh, fabulous! Grandmothie's jewels are very, very valuable. You are insured, aren't you?

Baloo: (Looking mad.) Whaddaya, mean; are we insured? We're professionals lady!

Rebecca: (Pushes Baloo towards the open kitchen door.) Won't you help yourself? I have to speak to my associate. (Whisper yells to Baloo.) Baloo, we don't have insurance.

Baloo: Sure we do.

Rebecca: We don't. I cashed in the policy to buy that ad. Now just keep quiet. (Baloo is pushed into the kitchen and the door is locked. Rebecca goes over to her desk.) As I was saying, we have the latest thing in converage. It's called collateral insurance.

Buffy: Really? How does that work?

Rebecca: When we take off, you get the title to the SeaDuck. (Rebecca opens the drawers and takes out the deed to the SeaDuck to show them.) If anything happens to your dimaonds, you keep the plane.

Baloo: (Listening from the door.) What?!

Muffy: How innovative.

Baloo: NO! NO! (struggling to get the door open) You can't! Stop! Don't do that! Don't!

Buffy: Then it's settled. What say we leave today? Um...three-thirtyish? (Rebecca, Buffy and Muffy get up and shake hands on the deal.)

Rebecca: Ummm...fineish.

Buffy: Splendidish. Well, ta-ta for now. (Buffy and Muffy leave the office. Baloo breaks down the door in response.)

Baloo: Rebecca, how could you do that?

Rebecca: It's my plane, and if we need to take some risks then so be it. (Rebecca walks up the stairs.)

Baloo: But what if something goes wro...

Rebecca: Now I'm going to change, so I'll meet you at three-thirty. Could you paint the plane before then?

Baloo: Are you out of your so-called mind? (Rebecca makes it to the bedroom door.)

Rebecca: All right. Then at least wash it! (Rebecca closes the door as Baloo just blinks in confusion.)

Scene II

(Shot of outside the docks of Higher For Hire. Rebecca runs out of the storage room with a picnic basket and her purse. She runs to the end of the dock and then stops.)

Rebecca: Baloo, look at that shirt! You look like a slob! (Baloo is shown washing the back of the Seaduck with a bucket, a wash cloth and soapy water.)

Baloo: I am a slob.

Rebecca: (Wearing a pearl necklace looking insulted.) How do you expect us to impress Muffy and Buffy?!

Baloo: Hey, look; I fly the plane. (Baloo throws the wash cloth into the bucket.) It doesn't matter how I look! (Buffy and Muffy arrive as Buffy is carrying a doctor's bag and a suitcase.)

Muffy: Oh, uh...Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! We're so looking forward to a perfectly marvelous flight.

Rebecca: We'll do our best.

Buffy: Oh, jolly good, jolly good.

Rebecca: Is that jewelry?

Buffy: Well, um...yes. (Buffy opens the doctor's bag to reveal colored diamonds and other gemstones.) Voila! Our inheritance.

Rebecca: They're beautiful! (Buffy closes the doctor's bag.)

Buffy: Well, then. It's off we go into the wild blue yonder and all that. Hur-hur!

Baloo: Yup. (Climbs up the ladder to the docks.) As soon as we get our money.

Rebecca: Baloo?!

Baloo: Well, if they're so rich they shouldn't mind payin' us.

Buffy: (Takes out a cheque.) Well, of course not. Here you go. 500 dollaries. (gives the cheque to Rebecca)

Rebecca: (Gives the deed to the SeaDuck to Muffy.) Thank you. And here's the title for the plane for you to hold.

Baloo: Grrrr! (Holds the picnic basket and then drops it.) All right! Everyone aboard. I hope the trip's not too roughy!

Rebecca: Baloo?! That's enoughy! (Catches herself.) I mean, enough! Get the bags. (Rebecca heads for the SeaDuck as Baloo walks over to the bags.)

Baloo: "Get the bags". Where does she get off? Hmmm...I'm gonna... (Gets Buffy's suitcase and walks to the side door of the SeaDuck. He throws it into the SeaDuck and it nails Muffy in the head off-screen.)

Muffy: Ow! Hey?! Watch is you dumb ox! (Muffy catches herself after protesting.) Ahem! I mean, I'd really appreciate it if you were more careful, young man. (Baloo scratches his head in confusion.)

Scene III

(Cut to outside as the SeaDuck is flying in the skies.)

Baloo: I'm telling ya, Becky. Those two aren't as classy as they look. (Cut to the cockpit as Baloo is flying the plane and Rebecca is making sandwiches in the navigators' chair.)

Rebecca: Au contraire, dumb bear. They're rich and refined. Educated, too. (She's supposed to be spreading mayo; but it looks like she's spreading the knife over only before dropping it on a plate of sandwiches.)

Baloo: How do you know that?

Rebecca: Look at how smart their clothes are. (Baloo tries to grab a sandwich; but Rebecca smacks the hand away.)

Baloo: Smart clothes don't make smart people.

Rebecca: Anyway, if they like us; they'll tell their rich friends. So you be nice to them. (Rebecca grabs the tray of sandwiches and goes to the back. Buffy and Muffy are sitting in the back as seats have been installed since the last episode.)

Buffy: Mind if I pop up front for visit with the pilot?

Rebecca: Not at all. (Buffy gets up and heads into the cockpit.)

Buffy: Simply hi there. (Buffy cuts onto the navigational seat.) Mind if I have a look-see?

Baloo: Well, actually; I'd rather you didn't.

Buffy: I don't know a thing about aviation, but I've always wanted to dabble in it. (Buffy starts touching the controls.)

Baloo: Hey?! Don't touch that! No, stop! (Baloo grabs Buffy's wrist.)

Rebecca: (On the intercom.) Baloo? Be nice!

Buffy: Ooooo, this is so entertaining. Could I fly just once? (Buffy gets behind Baloo as we cut back to the back with Rebecca and Muffy who is sitting down next to an open window.)

Muffy: Ahem. You know Rebecca, it's such a beautiful day, I just had to pop open a window.

Rebecca: Oh, well; all right. (Baloo storms into the back and points at Muffy.)

Baloo: Shut that window!! I don't want to risk losing this plane if those jewels fall out. (Rebecca pushes Baloo back to the cockpit.)

Rebecca: It's all right, Baloo. They're paying us a lot of money.

Baloo: But that blue-blooded pantywaist wants to fly the plane!

Rebecca: Let him. What harm could it do? (The plane starts to go up and both Rebecca and Baloo go flying stage right with various objects tumbing after. Cut back to inside the cockpit with Buffy piloting the plane.)

Buffy: Oh, this is amusing! (The Seaduck is shown flying outside.) WHEEEEE! HA HA HA! (Baloo storms into the cockpit and throws Buffy back into the navigational seat.)

Baloo: (Takes over the plane.) Man, you folks are driving me nuts! (Baloo pilots the plane.)

Muffy: Help! My jewels have fallen out of the plane!

Baloo: (Panics.) The jewels?! (Baloo looks to his left and notices the doctor bag is free falling from the sky.) I'll lose my plane! (Baloo pushes down and the Seaduck goes into a nosedive.) HANDS OFF! (points at Buffy who puts his arms in the air.)

Buffy: Oh, right, right! (Baloo runs to the back in record time and starts throwing out stuff from behind the crates.)

Baloo: Come on, come on; where is it?! (The SeaDuck continues it's nosedive as Baloo finds a device with a black top and a red handle. I have no idea what it is.) Gee, I've been lookin' for that. (Plane continues the nosedive as Baloo throws out more stuff to find a butterfly net.) Eureka! (Baloo runs back into the cockpit and flies the plane to the left side into another nosedive towards the doctor bag. Rebecca comes into the cockpit.)

Rebecca: Pull up, Baloo! Pull up!

Baloo: Not on your life, Becky. It's all or nothin'. (Baloo grabs the buttefly net and in one motion snags the doctor's bag with inches to spare before it reached the ocean. Baloo then pulls up the plane to safety. Baloo takes the doctor bag out of the net.)

Buffy: Nice flyin' , old chap! (Baloo throws the doctor bag right into Buffy's midsection in response.)

Baloo: Now hang onto these. (Buffy nods and then bails to the back.)

Rebecca: I ought to fire you for talking to them that way. But...thank you Baloo.

Baloo: Don't mention it, boss lady. Kinda odd, though. (Rebecca stops just as she goes to the back.) The plane tippin' just after the window was opened.

Rebecca: Oh, right! Muffy and Buffy were trying to lose the jewels. Ha!

Baloo: Okay, forget it. Well, strap in. We'll be landing at Louie's in a minute.

Rebecca: Louie's?!

End of Act I At 8:20

Act II

Scene I

(Outside shot of a island view of the "Garden Of The South Seas" Louie's Island. Zoom down to see the SeaDuck has already landed at the pier. Side door is already opened and out comes Baloo addressing a monkey gas attendent wearing all white clothing.)

Baloo: (Walking towards Louie's.) Fill'er up, pal. (The monkey with red hair nods his cap as he heads for the side door as Muffy and Buffy walk out from the side door.)

Muffy: Oh, my. Doesn't this place look quiant?

Rebecca: Actually, I doubt it would be to your taste.

Buffy: Oh, it looks peachy, pumpkin! Let's go in. (Buffy and Muffy follow Baloo with the doctor's bag after getting a grimpse of the area.)

Rebecca: As I was saying, sounds like fun. (Inside shot of Louie's as one customer has his head into a soup bowl slupring at the table. One monkey furry with a yellow shirt is fling mash potatoes with a spoon. The Fandango Mango account truck driver is having a tug of war with a blue vested monkey in a striped shirt over a wooden chair. )

Fandango Mango Truck Driver: No; it ain't! (Baloo, Buffy, Muffy and Rebecca enter Louie's.)

Muffy: Ew. Charming.

Baloo: You got that right lady! (Shot of Louie L'amour from the top of the stairs with a basket of lemons; which he throws away the instant he sees Baloo.)

Louie L'Amour: Crazy?! Hey, Baloo?! (Louie grabs a vine and swings down to ground level.)

Rebecca: (To Baloo.) Tell him to mind his manners or I'll break what he has of a neck!

Baloo: Oh. Uh, yeah. (Louie lands on a table.)

Louie: Heh-heh-hey! My main man! (Baloo and Louie slap skin together and point at each other.)

Baloo: Listen, we've got some fancy pants clients and they mean a lot to Rebecca. So be on your best behavior, okay?

Louie: Say no more. Those them? (Points to Buffy and Muffy.)

Baloo: Yeah. Muffy and Buffy.

Louie: (Jumps from the table onto the floor.) Which is which?

Baloo: I don't know. (Goes over to Buffy and Muffy.)

Louie: Hi! I'm Louie. (Louie shakes Buffy's hand with his hand; while shaking Muffy's hand with his foot.) I dig your chapeau, Joe.

Rebecca: Lou?!

Baloo: Hey, he's just bein' friendly. (Louie turns around to notice Rebecca.)

Louie: Hello, gorgeous! (Louie grabs Rebecca's hand and kisses it. Rebecca is not amused.) How's that for class?

Rebecca: We really can't stay.

Louie: (Grabs Rebecca by the wrist and drags her away.) Come now. Let me show you to my very best table. It's the one I reserve for headhunters.

Scene II

(Cut to a shot of the "headhunters table" as Baloo, Rebecca, Muffy and Buffy are sitting at the table with knives, forks and glasses set up. Louie brings in a pitcher of water and pours water into Muffy's glass first, then Buffy's and so on. The water contains a slice of lime in each glass.)

Muffy: (Looking at her fork.) Waiter? My fork's dirty. (Shows the fork has food particles on it.)

Louie: Man, oh, man; am I sorry! (Grabs the fork and breathes air into it from his mouth and then shines it on his rear end.) There. Good as new. (Louie puts the fork on the table.) Now, if you'll excuse me; I have some business to attend to. (Louie bails stage left.)

Buffy: The man is disgusting. (Muffy holds her mouth as if she is going to vomit.)

Baloo: What? Too scruffy?

Muffy: Buffykins, I need to go freshen up. (Muffy gets up and bails as Buffy gets up and follows her with the doctor bag.)

Buffy: Wait, precious metals?! I shan't let you wander around here alone.

Rebecca: (Grabs onto Baloo's shirt and shakes him.) Baloo, I'm gonna insane and I'm taking you with me! I thought I told you to talk to Louie and make him behave.

Baloo: I did. He is.

Scene III

(Shot of outside the docks as the gas attendent from before is sitting in a lawn chair asleep. We hear rattling of tools as we see Muffy in shadow digging into the left engine of the SeaDuck for something and takes a part of the engine of the plane out. Outside shot of Louie's after dark. Inside shot at the "headhunters table" as Baloo and Rebecca are sitting around looking bored.)

Muffy: (Comes in gasping in horror with Buffy.) Have you seen what is written in the restroom?!

Rebecca: Uh, when would you like to leave?

Buffy: Yesterday!

Rebecca: (Looks around and notices that her purse is missing.) Baloo, have you seen my purse? (Rebecca looks around some more.)

Baloo: Uh-uh.

Rebecca: It's stolen. Do something!

Baloo: Okay, what?

Buffy: I'd talk to that unsavory Louie fellow. It's his place, you know.

Rebecca: Buffy's right! You confront that "friend" of yours right now!

Baloo: Okay, okay, okay! (Baloo heads to Louie's office as Louie is sitting at his desk with his feet up reading a magazine.)

Louie: Ah, bop bop bop doby doby doo whama do whap... (The door opens and Baloo enters the office.) Hey, Baloo? What can Louie do for you?

Baloo: Well, um... This isn't easy. Ah...It's Rebecca, you see. She's kinda bent outta shape...

Louie: Ha-Ha-Ha! Her shape looks fine to old Louie!

Baloo: Well, I hate to ask, but...Rebecca's purse is missin'. And she thought maybe...

Louie: That someone in my place took it, right? (Louie sits on his desk top. Baloo nods.) Now lookie here, Baloo. You and I been buds for a long time. (Jumps off the desk and looks at a painting of a B&W Baloo and Louie together.) Believe me, I know everyone here; and they're a little rough on the edges, but they're not crooks. Okay?

Baloo: Yeah. I know. Well, keep your eyes open, will ya?

Louie: (Baloo heads to the door.) Count on it, cuz!

Baloo: (Notices some cruppled up boxes with papers in it.) Hey? What's that? (Baloo digs into the box and grabs Rebecca's purse from it.)

Louie: Well, plug my bass! One of the waiters must have found it.

Baloo: (Tips his hat to Louie.) Whew! Thanks, Louie. You saved my skin. (Baloo walks out and closes the door as Louie returns to his desk.)

Louie: Dig you later. (Baloo heads to the "headhunters table" with Buffy, Muffy and Rebecca.)

Baloo: Yo! Got it!

Rebecca: Baloo! You're wonderful. (Rebecca gets the purse from Baloo as Baloo tips his hat again.)

Baloo: You better believe it. It was in Louie's office.

Muffy: See? I knew that beastly man stole it.

Baloo: Hey?! He didn't steal it!

Buffy: The longer we're here, the greater the risk to our diamonds.

Rebecca: They're right Baloo. He's a sleazy, low-life jerk.

Baloo: Just because he isn't dressed like you doesn't mean you're better than him.

Rebecca: Oh, please! Let's just get out of here. (Baloo, Buffy, Muffy and Rebecca all leave Louie's and go to the docks. Owls howl as the gas attendent is checking the right engine of the plane (which was sabotaged earlier).)

Baloo: Plane all filled up?

Gas Attendent: Yup.

Baloo: (Gas attendent jumps down to the docks and goes to his toolbox.) Then we're ready to go.

Gas Attendent: Nope.

Rebecca: What?

Gas Attendent: (Rumming through his toolbox to find a wrench.) Bad news. Plane sabotaged.

Buffy: Sabo-what?

Gas Attendent: Taged. Part missing.

Muffy: (Looks shocked.) Oh, it's a plot! They're trying to keep us here so they can steal the jewels.

Gas Attendent: (Walks off.) Relax! Rig up new part. Ready first thing morning.

Baloo: I guess that means we'll have to stay overnight.

Muffy: Stay? Here? (Muffy then faints right into Buffy's arms.)

Baloo: Wouldn't she be great to take on a camping trip?!

Scene IV

(Cut to shot of "headhunters table" with Baloo, Buffy, Muffy, Rebecca and Louie. Louie is standing on the table.)

Louie: It's great to have you as my guests tonight. I got you the best rooms in the place (Louie stares at Rebecca, Buffy and Muffy causing them to move back.)

Buffy: La-dee-dah!

Louie: (Stares at Rebecca.) Rebecca? Did I ever tell you that I love your hair? (Muffy stands up and walks out.)

Muffy: Only thirty-two times.

Louie: And what fabulous teeth?!

Rebecca: The better to bite him with. (Rebecca's power of suggestion manages to knock Buffy onto the floor. Buffy gets up and storms off stage right.)

Louie: And such nice pearls?! (Holds the pearl necklace up by the hand.) South Seas, am I right?

Rebecca: (Slides away.) Baloo...?! (Louie tries to chase Rebecca, but Baloo grabs him to make him stop.)

Baloo: Louie?! Easy! (Baloo sits Louie down on the seat.)

Louie: Is it just me, or does she seem a little cold?

Baloo: Like a Thembrian icebox.

Louie: (Ponders over.) Well, maybe this'll warm her up! (Louie bounces onto the table and does the splits.) Hello, cats and catettes! (Everyone looks at Louie.) I'd like to dedicate this next number to a close, personal friend of mine, Ms. Rebecca Cunningham! Hit it, maestro! (Cut to a shot of monkeys in a booth playing a Latin dance number with their instruments. Cut to Rebecca backing up from the table.)

Rebecca: Lou....!! Eeeekkk! (Louie grabs Rebecca's arm and drags her up onto the main stage.) Let me down, you big ape! (Louie starts dancing with Rebecca, twirling her around as Baloo is amused by this. Louie then swinging Rebecca around violently on stage as Rebecca manages to grab a melon slice from a monkey's table after about three aborted attempts at it. The music closes with a flourish as Louie teases a kiss after stopping twirling her, so Rebecca slams the melon right in Louie's kisser. Rebecca walks off feeling better about herself as the crowd laughs at Louie.)

Louie: Ha, ha, ha. I think she likes me. (Louie flops to the ground knocked out. Rebecca proceeds to storm out of Louie's and Baloo, Buffy and Muffy follows her.)

Rebecca: Baloo?! I'll never forgive you for bringing us here! (They head to the docks and then stop short.)

Muffy: Dearikins, weren't you wearing a necklace?

Rebecca: (Checks her neck and gasps in horror.) My pearls!!

Buffy: Someone must have taken them!

Baloo: (Gulps.) Louie?

Muffy: He was admiring them at dinner.

Baloo: And he danced with you.

Buffy: First her purse, then her pearls. (Buffy walks towards the docks.) Next, that thief will take our diamonds. And remember Bau-loo; if anything happens to those diamonds, the plane goes.

Baloo: My plane?! (In anger.) Let me handle this.... (Shot of inside Louie's office as the door slams open and Baloo walks in. Louie was admiring the slice of melon Rebecca slammed in his face.)

Louie: Hey, what's the pulse Baloo?

Baloo: You creep! I'm gonna lose my plane because of you! (Baloo grabs Louie by the shirt.)

Louie: Huh?

Baloo: You stole Rebecca's purse and necklace!

Louie: Hey, man. You're wrinklin' the silk! I didn't take anything! (The pearl necklace drops down onto the ground. Baloo and Louie kneel down to look at it.) Hey, where'd that come from? (Baloo grabs the necklace and storms out.)

Baloo: I guess Rebecca was right! You can judge a book by it's cover.

End of Act II At 15:13

Act III

Scene I

(Outside shot of the Louie's sign and a northeast pan shot of two grass huts in the trees. Cut to inside one of the bedroom huts as Rebecca is sitting on the pink covered bed.)

Baloo: (Walks in and tosses the necklace on the bed.) Here! If you need me, I'll be guarding those jewels! I guess you were right about Louie after all. (Baloo walks out.)

Rebecca: (Picks up the necklace.) I'm so sorry, Baloo.

Scene II

(Shot of outside the huts as Baloo is pacing around with a flare gun in his hand.)

Baloo: If Louie shows his face, this flare gun'll light up his life. (Cut to far shot of Louie's with jungle noises.) People just let you down. (Baloo sits in the lawn chair and yawns.) They just let you down. You can't trust...Big stinker. (Baloo nods off to sleep.)

Scene III

(Shot to morning as Baloo is asleep with the gun pointing in the opposite direction he is seeing. Muffy screams causing Baloo to wake up and shoot the flare gun right into the roof of the hut.)

Muffy: My jewels! My precious jewels have been stolen!

Baloo: Stolen?! (Cut to a shot of inside the Vanderscheemer's hut as Muffy is crying and Buffy is consoling her near a table with a lamp on it.)

Muffy: Oh, they were right next to the bed last night and now they're gone! (Baloo and Rebecca enter the room.)

Rebecca: It's impossible!

Baloo: (Rummages through wooden drawers and looks under the bed.) They have to be here!

Buffy: You'll pay for this, young lady! (Buffy grabs his suitcase and walks off with Muffy.)

Rebecca: But, but... (Rebecca follows them.) Look, I'm sorry. Don't go yet. We'll find them, I promise!

Buffy: Don't you even try to apologize!

Muffy: We should have known when we saw your shabby little office. Now we're taking the plane. HA! (Shows the deed and storms off to the docks. Cut to a shot of Baloo popping a lamp shade from the lamp inside the hut with lots of crashing.)

Baloo: Nope. (The engines of the SeaDuck start to roar.) The plane?! (Cut to shot of the SeaDuck as Buffy starts the engines as the plane is attached to a rope attached to the docks. Baloo runs past Rebecca.)

Rebecca: Come back, Baloo!! (Baloo runs to the docks and jumps on a bouy and a motorboat to land on the docks. Baloo grabs the ropes as Buffy did in fact untie the plane from the dock.)

Baloo: My plane! My...(Baloo is towed by the rope into the water and crashes into a water bouy face first. The SeaDuck flies into the sky. Shot of Rebecca looking glum as Louie appears.)

Louie: What's all the ruckus?!

Rebecca: (Fed up and goes over and shakes Louie by the shirt.) This is all your fault!

Louie: Unwind yourself! (Louie grabs Rebecca's wrists to stop her.)

Rebecca: Let me go, you thief! (Rebecca pushes off of Louie.)

Louie: Let's take it from the the downbeat, cupcake. I didn't steal those rocks. Those upper-crust crumbs set me up.

Rebecca: How dare you talk about...?!

Louie: Did he ever pay you?

Rebecca: Of course. See? (Rebecca takes the cheque out of her purse and looks at it. She's shocked as we see there's nothing written on it but the lines.)

Louie: The old disappearing ink routine. Baby, those high-rollers are low-lifes. (Rebecca drops the cheque in shock.)

Rebecca: Crooks? Them? (The yellow shirt, white haired monkey enters with the doctor bag.)

Monkey Assistant: Hey, boss?! Look what we found dumped in the bushes. (The assistant puts the doctor bag down on the rock. Louie opens it and takes a small "diamond" from it. He puts it down on the rock; and grabs a large rocks. He smashes the "diamond" with it causing it to shatter like glass. (Which it shouldn't if it was a real diamond or even a cubic zicorna type stone.))

Louie: (Holds up the remains of the glass.) See? Glass. (Louie snaps his fingers and the assistant gives Louie a wanted poster of Buffy and Muffy Vanderscheemer.) I did some checkin' this mornin'. They're wanted for fraud. (It turns out that Muffy was wearing a wig all this time.)

Rebecca: That means Baloo was right. They were phonies! (She then realizes the weight of her words.) Baloo was right?!

Louie: Let's go after'em, sugar cubes!

Rebecca: You'd help me?

Louie: Affirmative, toots. (Rebecca and Louie run on the shore to find an engine-less plane.) Now climb in.

Rebecca: But...there's no engine! (Rebecca climbs in anyway.)

Louie: Not to worry. (Louie whistles and a motor boat containing the assistant rushes over and lassos a rope to attach to the plane's hook. The assistant drives the motorboat away from the shoreline as Louie hops into the plane. The plane flies into the skies being towed by the motorboat as Louie cuddles up with Rebecca.) Alone at last!

Rebecca: I've treated you very badly, Louie. I guess I couldn't see past your shaggy looks. Baloo was right. I've been judging people all wrong.

Louie: Aw, it could happen to anyone.

Rebecca: I'm really sorry.

Louie: Hey?! Love means never havin' to say you're sorry, baby.

Scene IV

(Cut to a shot of the SeaDuck flying.)

Muffy: Ha-ha! Can you believe that dumb dame fell for this? (Cut to inside the cockpit as Buffy is flying the plane.)

Buffy: She probably still thinks that moronic monkey took her pearls, too! Haha! (Buffy flips his cap off and it drops on the ground. Buffy looks from behind and notices the motorboat with the plane carrying Louie and Rebecca following them.) Hey?! We're bein' followed!

Muffy: Oh! It's them! (Buffy flies the SeaDuck up and to the left as the motorboat plane follows them.)

Buffy: (Notices an island standing in front of them.) Perfect! We'll lose them over that island. (Cut to the motorboat with the monkey assistant yelling at them.)

Monkey Assistant: Jump! Jump! (Motioning to Louie to jump.)

Louie: Just a little farther. (Louie stretches his hand as the plane is just feet away from the Seaduck's side door. The motorboat runs aground and crashes in between the two palm trees.)

Monkey Assistant: Go get'em! (Louie opens the side door as his straw hat flies into the wind. Rebecca grabs onto Louie as Louie hangs from the side door. The plane falls into the sea. Cut back to the cockpit as Buffy looks from behind.)

Buffy: Heh, heh, heh. We finally lost those bozos. (Rebecca and Louie enter the cockpit all mad.)

Rebecca: Ms. Bozo to you, flathead! (The villains turn around to see them.) Shall we? (Rebecca runs towards Muffy and pulls the fake wig and hat off of Muffy's head.)

Muffy: Youw! (Louie swings from the ceiling and uses his feet to grab Buffy's head and swings around to pop Buffy from the pilot's seat. Louie tosses Buffy into the back with his feet.)

Louie: (Wipes his hands and feet clean of this.) That's that! (Muffy pushes Rebecca away into the controls of the SeaDuck and the SeaDuck goes into a nosedive. Everyone panics and Rebecca screams as the Seaduck is heading for a large volcano like mountain on an island. Louie takes over the controls and pulls up on the stick as the SeaDuck is successfully risen into the sky avoiding the mountain side. Louie notices that Rebecca goes back to fighting Muffy out of nowhere as Louie uses the butterfly net to subdue Muffy and force her on her seat on the floor.) Uh-uh-uh. Where's your manners? (Rubs his finger onto the top of Muffy's head.)

Muffy: Don't you touch me, you sleazy, low-life jerk!

Rebecca: I don't let people talk to my friends like that! (Louie groans in pain as Rebecca punches Muffy right in the face causing Muffy to have a black right eye and sees stars.) Say? You'd better get some ice for that eye. It may get a little puffy. (Muffy is knocked out cold.)

Louie: (Slaps skin with Rebecca.) Ha-ha-ha! Gimme some skin, mama!

Scene V

(Cut to a shot of Louie's with the SeaDuck at the dock. Zoom down to in front of the gas house.)

Rebecca: Wake up, flyboy. (Cut to a pier as Rebecca touches Baloo on the shirt as Baloo wakes up with bandages on his head.) How are you feeling?

Baloo: (Holds up his head in pain.) Owooo... I had the worst dream, Rebecca. These snobby people who talk funny stole our plane.

Rebecca: You weren't dreaming, Baloo. But my good pal here got it back for us. (Louie embraces Rebecca.) Right, Louie?

Louie: Right, Becky baby.

Baloo: (Confused.) "Good pal"? "Becky baby"? Now I know I'm dreamin'!

Rebecca: Louie, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship. (Louie grabs Rebecca by the arm and swings her violently into his arms and then kisses her on the cheek. Rebecca turns away and shoves Louie into the water.) Yuck! Then again, maybe not.

End Of Episode At 21:25

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