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The Idol Rich Transcript

Written: 05/23/2015
Updated: 09/16/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Episode opens with an after dark shot of the industrial side of Cape Suzette near the docks. Pan over to more of the area and then some fog effects to show an alleyway. Cut to a boardwalk with Kit Cloudkicker carrying his airfoil.)

Kit Cloudkicker: Next time I decide to take a shortcut, I won't. Uh-oh! (Cut to a shot of two street pirates in partial shadows looking meancing. Kit waves goodbye and runs stage right, but gets blocked by a bear furry with a short mohawk hair cut flicking a coin in his hand.)

Street Pirate Thug #1: Hiya, shrimp. Maybe you didn't know it, but there's a toll for passing through our territory. (The three street pirate thugs surround Kit.) And it's payday.

Kit: Oh, yeah?! Well, come and get it, big mouth!

Scene II

(Inside Higher For Hire's office as Kit is sitting in a red chair with a bruise on his right eye and a crumpled up airfoil with his arms folded.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: (Baloo is putting ice into an ice pack.) Listen, Lil' Britches; what I wanna know is why you decided to take on those street pirates by yourself? I thought you were smarter than that.

Kit: Those nose wipes robbed me! They grabbed my airfoil and when they couldn't figure out what it was, they wrecked it! (Gives the airfoil to Baloo.)

Baloo: Well, now. It'll never play the violin again, but I think Wildcat can fix it up for you.

Kit: (Stands up and throws down the ice pack in anger.) That's not the point! It was mine and they had no right to take it! (Jumps down from the chair in anger.)

Baloo: When the bad guys start using their muscles, (grabs the ice pack and puts it on Kit's head.) you gotta start using your head. Now, pretend I'm six guys. (Baloo sizes it up and does the gruff voice.) Hey, kid; nice hat. (Steals the ice pack from Kit's head.) Now what are you gonna do about it? (Kit tries to punch Baloo in the midsection; but Baloo uses his hand to lean on Kit's head, causing Kit's punches to hit Baloo in the midsection, but has no effect on him.) Tsk, tsk. Pathetic. You're not listening, son. When you're out muscled, you've got to out-think them. (Walks over a orange/red circular target like rug and steps in the middle of it.) Smart, sub-tile, and tricker than a bathtub full of Jell-O. (Motions to Kit to come over which he does.) Got it?

Kit: Uh, I think so. (Scratches his head.)

Baloo: (Gruff voice.) So you think you can do something about this? (Pan down to the rug.)

Kit: (Playing along) Why, no...but I bet that policeman can!

Baloo: What cop? (Kit pulls the rug out from Baloo's feet and Baloo does a sideways flip and lands flat on his back on the floor.) HEY! (Kit playfully comes over and catches the ice pack and puts it over Baloo's eyes.) By George, I think he's got it.

Kit: (Helps up Baloo and then plops into Baloo's belly feeling happy.) What do you say you and me go teach those street goons a lesson?

Baloo: We can't waste time with those nobodies. There are more important things on our agenda.

Kit: Yeah, like... (Baloo covers Kit's mouth and shh's him.)

Baloo: Shh! Treasure. A lost idol worth millions.

Kit: Again? Rebecca will never go for it, Baloo.

Baloo: Now you just leave Becky to me. I've got the perfect story.

Scene III

(Outside shot of Higher for hire and then a shot inside the office with Rebecca at her desk with Baloo and Kit.)

Baloo: So you see, Rebecca; this sick aunt of mine really needs my help and I thought...

Rebecca: What was this aunt's name again, Baloo?

Baloo: Uh...Er....Milly. Yeah. That's it. Aunt Milly.

Rebecca: Milly? That makes twenty-three sick hunts in the last six months.

Baloo: Well, you see; Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.

Rebecca: It's another treasure hunt, isn't it? Well, you've earned some time off; so go get it out of your system. But be ready for a big "I told you so" when you come back. (Rebecca grabs the newspaper on the desk and begans reading it.)

Baloo: The only reason I'll be coming back is for the SeaDuck's pink slip! (Baloo walks towards the door.)

Rebecca: Have a nice treasure hunt. (Kit turns around and walks off with a small smile on his face.) Don't hurt yourself carrying all that loot. Heh heh heh. (The door is closed as she reads the newspaper more.)

Scene IV

(Shot of the ocean and then a pan shot of the SeaDuck coming towards the camera.)

Kit: All right! A treasure hunt! (Cut to a window side shot of the cockpit as Baloo is piloting and Kit is looking at a map.) You know, people have been looking for this lost idol for years and years.

Baloo: The only reason that doohickey is still on the loose is because old Poppa Bear's never tried his luck. (Baloo flies the SeaDuck towards the docks at that island of the South Seas, Louie's.) But since the Sultan of Kafusalum has offered a 30 million torbit reward, that little baby isn't gonna be lonesome much longer. (The Seaduck lands at the docks and the engines are cut off.)

Kit: (The pilot side door opens and a wooden plank is propped against the plane as Baloo and Kit walk out of the SeaDuck.) 30 million torbits?! Every treasure hunter in the world's gonna be after that!

Baloo: Come on, Kit-boy. How many treasure hunters of old Baloo's calibur can there be? (Pan over to the entrance to Louie's as an elephant, aligator, goat and another furry (who look like hikers) walking towards the docks to their airplanes. Head inside to Louie's as there are at least 30 denizens inside on the sky shot of the place. Baloo and Kit enter the place.)

Kit: I give up, Baloo. How many can there be?

Louie L'Amour: Hey, little boy Baloo! (Cut over to the island bar as Louie is shining glasses with a blue cloth and his feet.) What do you hear, what do you say, man?

Baloo: Louie, old buddy! Hey, what are all theses yahoos doing here?

Louie: Ah, same thing you are. I've made my place official Idol Hunting Headquarters! (Shot of a map with a poster which reads Idol Heading Headquarters. The gator furry has come inside, along with Ace from Plunder and Lightning.)

Baloo: (Chuckles.) All right, innkeeper. You got any fresh info for us "fortune hunters"?

Louie: Well, nothing that's not as old as the legend. "The idol is in the land of a thousand and one lakes; right under your nose."

Kit: Right under your nose? What's that supposed to mean? (The door opens and there are banging sounds.) Thembrians! (Colonel Ivanhov Spigot comes walking in.)

Louie: Oh? Wonder what "His Shortness" is doing here? (Sgt. Dunder walks in as well as he gets out of the way to bring in two Thembria warthogs in uniform, all much bigger than even Dunder; and even carry Dunder with them. Spigot heads to a table and the people sitting there are pushed aside as the two guards lift Spigot and set him on the table; but Spigot's left leg unintentionally gets placed in a pineapple mug of orange juice with a straw and a paper umbrella. Spigot grumbles and shakes the pineapple mug. He gives up and addresses the crowd.)

Colonel Ivanhov Spigot: I am Colonel Spigot. Perhaps you've heard of me? (Whips his whip prod around.) I am the stuff of your worse nightmares! (Shakes the pineapple mug again and gives up again.) I am here to claim that idol for the glory of my mommy-land, Thembria! (The Thembrians salute him complete with rimshot.) You are all wasting your time. The idol is mine! Anyone who comes between me and what I want will be crushed mercilessly beneath my boot! (Spigot stomps on the pineapple mug and it doesn't crumble.)

Baloo: The only reason Spigot can find anything is because he's closer to the ground. (Spigot notices this right away and is not amused.) Oops! (The two guards come over and grab Baloo by his ankles and hoist him upside down. Spigot comes over to taunt Baloo.)

Colonel Spigot: Ah, Baloo. What are you doing here? Hunting idols? (Spigot touches nose to nose with Baloo.)

Baloo: Nah. I ordered a three-bean salad and I only got two. Just hanging around, waiting for other one to show up.

Colonel Spigot: The only thing you have to wait now is the wrath of Spigot and you won't have to wait long. (Baloo looks at the map upside down and realizes that the mustache like lake with the dot in the center is where the idol is.)

Baloo: Right under your nose.

Colonel Spigot: What did you say?

Louie: Never mind what he said, shortstop. This is my bar and it's what I say that counts! Now, drop that bear. (The two Thembrian guards drop Baloo right on his head and he falls on his bear as the guards look afraid of the two gorilla bouncers in suits out of nowhere.)

Baloo: Thanks, Louie. I think. (Cut to outside Louie's place.) I'll stop by for a short visit, Spiggy; if I'm ever down your way. (Baloo and Kit exit Louie's as Spigot and Dunder look on.)

Scene V

(Cut to the sunset skies above the ocean. Baloo is doing hyperboles with the SeaDuck as Baloo is so happy.)

Baloo: YAHOO-EE!

Kit: What's gotten into you, Poppa Bear?! (Heads to the mustache portion of the place on the map.)

Baloo: Heh, heh, ha! I know what's "under my nose"!

Kit: You know where the idol is?!

Baloo: "Hope to kiss a rhino", I do! (Cut to inside the cockpit with Baloo flying the plane. Baloo twists the control and forces the SeaDuck to fly upside down.) Now, look at the map. Look at Moose Lake. (Kit looks at the map upside down and sees Moose Lake is still a mustache.) No. Hold the map right side up. (Kit turns the map around to see the nose and mustache, along with the small island.)

Kit: Hey, I see it! Those aren't antlers, it's a mustache! By George, I think he's got it! (Sky shot of the land of a thousand and one lakes.) Arthur Lake...Veronica Lake... There it is! Moose Lake! (The Seaduck flies down towards Moose Lake.)

Baloo: All we have to do is land and get our idol. (Cut to a shot of the water which looks like pure oil.)

Kit: The water looks funny. (The SeaDuck comes down towards the oily water.)

Baloo: Oh, water's water. We'll land east of the nostril. (The SeaDuck lands on the water and then slips and slides like it's on wet ice.) It's like trying to land on a banana peel! (Baloo tries the controls; but no luck.)

Kit: Land, ho! (Pointing at the bushes like land which the SeaDuck heading straight for.)

Baloo/Kit: WHOOOAAAAAAA! (The SeaDuck bumps into a ramp like part of the island, causing the SeaDuck to fly high into the air and land on the western side of the nostril (although it is really the eastern side.) as the oil sticks to the SeaDuck and does the slingshot backwards towards the island.)

Baloo: Like I said, we'll land west of the nostril.

Scene VI

(Cut to an outside shot of the SeaDuck at the west end of the nostril.)

Kit: (Grunting.) No wonder it was slippery! This lagoon is mostly oily sludge! (Cut to Kit and Baloo paddling on an inflatable raft.)

Baloo: (Grunting.) Just keep paddling, Kit. Once we hit that island, we'll be on easy street. (Cut to a shot of blue/grey vulture like birds with red hair flying around as pan down to the forst area with Baloo and Kit.)

Kit: Easy street, huh?! I'd settle for a nice path. (Baloo and Kit are walking around stuff to keep from falling.)

Baloo: When we get that idol, you can buy yourself a highway to play with. (Baloo and Kit walk and then drop down sliding on a greased up wooden slide.)

Baloo/Kit: WHAAAAAAAHAHOOOOO! (Baloo and Kit drop on their bellies and neck on the ground in front of a large oil like moat.)

Baloo: (Panting.) We made it! We should be right under the nose. (Cut to a shot of the green moat like waterfall with tree roots and holes.)

Kit: Hey, look at this! I wonder what happens when... (Kit walks over to the edge of the moat as a large green bubble inflates in front of him. Kit tries to pop the bubble; but Baloo grabs him and the bubble pops into flames.) Whoops!! Thanks, Baloo!

Baloo: No trouble, Lil' Britches. Just never trust a bubble you don't blow yourself. Now, let's find that oversized paperweight and get outta here. (Pan northeast over to a ruined forest with a large treasure box on a rock pillar. Cut to a shot of the treasure box with a ancient like face craved on the side.)

Kit: Do you think it's booby-trapped? (Baloo pokes a stick into the mouth of the box to pry it open.)

Baloo: Does a bear sleep in the woods? (The box is pryed open to reveal the idol which looks like a brown skinned devil with red whites in it's eyes.) But this booby's too smart for'em. (Baloo pushes the top of the box into the moat which causes fire to leap from the moat.) What'd I tell ya? (Baloo grabs the idol and there is a rope attached to it. Clanging sounds ensue.) Oops! (This causes a complex trap to spring into action as Kit bails and Baloo snaps the rope from the idol. The trap brings out a cannon ball which opens a trap for a crossbow to rise from the ground. It shoots an arrow and breaks another rope containing a cannon ball on two branches, which causes it fall and Baloo just stands there to take the cannon ball on the top of the head.) OW! Well, that wasn't so bad. (Baloo is punch drunk as Kit is amused for a second, before panicking and he drags Baloo away before the wooden cage comes down crashing on them.)

Kit: Look out! (Baloo regains his senses.)

Baloo: We got it, Lil' Britches! And no two people deserve it more.

Colonel Spigot: (Enters the area with Sgt. Dunder and his two guard with lit torches.) Yes! And it's so sad you won't be able to keep it. (Colonel Spigot laughs.)

End of Act I At 9:35

Act II

Scene I

(Cut to a shot of the moat as the wooden cage is lifted up and Baloo and Kit are inside the cage over the moat.)

Baloo: Now listen, Spiggy; it isn't right you jitterbugging in here and swiping that thingy.

Colonel Spigot: (Now with the idol in his hands.) Ah! But it is right, you silly Baloo-boo; because might makes right and I have the might. (One of the guards ties the rope around a large rock on the ground.)

Kit: How did you find us anyway? (Spigot laughs.)

Colonel Spigot: I simply examine the clues and my scintillating intellect deciphered where the idol was. Hee heh.

Sergeant Dunder: Yeah. And then we followed you.(Colonel Spigot uses his beret to smack Dunder in the right kneecap.)

Colonel Spigot: Who asked you?!

Sergeant Dunder: Sorry, Colonel! (Thembrian Guard #1 pokes Spigot on the shoulder.)

Colonel Spigot: What is it?! (Spigot turns around and the guard points to the moat.) Ah, yes! It's time we departed. And on the way home, we'll stop and flaunt my triumph at Louie's.

Baloo: Just wait till I get my hands on you!

Colonel Spigot: I would live to finish this delightful conversation, but I hate the smell of scorched fur. Farewell. (Spigot cackles as a big bubble is inflating before our eyes as the Thembrian guard leaves.)

Kit: I don't suppose you have a knife?

Baloo: Sorry, Kit. The closest thing I've got is a shoulder blade. (Kit then squeezes through the wooden bars.) Whoa! Hey, you're rocking the boat!

Kit: I think I can... (Kit manages to get his body outside the cage despite all the grunting he does.)

Baloo: Attaboy! (Kit swings the cage like a pendulm toward some thorny tree branches.)

Kit: Come on...Come on... (Kit tries to grab the branch; but is about a foot short of grabbing.) Oh! I can't reach.

Baloo: You can't, but we can! (Baloo grabs Kit's body and raises it up to give Kit some more height to work with.)

Kit: Yeah! (The wooden cage swings and Kit manages to grab the thorny tree branches.) I... got it! (Baloo looks down as the bubble seems to be ready to pop.)

Baloo: Hang on, buddy!

Kit: I can't hold on much longer! (Kit's grip is becoming looser and looser by the second. The bubble pops and that burns the rope on the wooden cage.)

Baloo: Don't let go! (The rope snaps and Baloo crashes into the ground at the edge of the moat as the cage crumbles completely. Kit is hanging on the branches.)

Kit: Baloo?! (Kit swings around and let's go. He lands on his feet in front of Baloo.) Baloo? Are you all right?

Baloo: (Takes a glance at the moat with his pilot's cap off.) Whoa. That's what I call using your head. Now, if we could just get you to use my head a little more gently. (Rubs his head and grabs his pilot's cap.) Now, let's go get our idol back. (Baloo and Kit walk off stage right.)

Scene II

(Back to Louie's in an after dark shot.)

Colonel Spigot: (Cut to inside Louie's as Spigot is on a table showing the idols to the would be treasure hunters. One of them is the bully from the beginning of the episode. Louie is drinking from his pineapple mug at the bar island of course.) And so, I -- the irrepressible Spigot; have once again displayed inherent superiority and insurmontable will.

Louie: So what's a bigshot like you gonna do with that bodacious reward?

Colonel Spigot: Reward?! This achievement was for the glory of Thembria! Where the idol will be displayed as a trophy to my greatness. (Baloo and Kit enter Louie's.)

Baloo: The only place that idol's going is back in my hands! (Baloo walks towards the table.)

Colonel Spigot: But I found it!

Baloo: You stole it! (Colonel Spigot smacks Baloo's hand.)

Colonel Spigot: I found it! Of course, you were holding it at the time; but you proved to be no match for Spigot, the might that makes right!

Baloo: The only right you should worry about is mine. And my left too! Now, are you gonna give me back that idol or are we gonna have trouble?! (Baloo is about to strike when Spigot motions to his two guards to come forward. Baloo panics as we cut to Kit Cloudkicker at the entrance watching Baloo get the stuffing beat out of him.) YIYAAAAAA! (Baloo gets thrown out of Louie's over Kit's head. Loud crashing sounds ensue as Kit gets up. Baloo returns inside angry.)

Kit: Uh, Baloo... (Baloo cuts him off and passes him.)

Baloo: Not now, Kit. I got a munchkins to mush. (Kit covers his eyes as Baloo gets beat up off screen again.) YIYAAAAAA! (Baloo gets thrown out over Kit's head again and more crashing sounds ensue. Baloo re-enters the building.)

Kit: Baloo! They're too big! (Kit tries to stop Baloo who is dizzy. Baloo pushes Kit aside.)

Baloo: (Speech slurring.) Don't worry about me, Kit. The bigger they are, the harder they punch. (Louie is standing with his two gorilla security guards on retainer.)

Louie: Hey, Baloo; old palooka? You want any back-up?

Baloo: Thanks, Louie; but this is between me and them. (Baloo walks in and gets beat up offscreen again.) YEOOOWWWWWW! (Louie, and the gorilla guards cover their mouths, ears and eyes in that order.)

Louie: What Baloo needs between him and them is about three inches of concrete. (Cut to the table with Spigot as Baloo's face is in a wooden bowl containing soup.)

Colonel Spigot: Gentlemen, there's a flyboy in my soup! (Spigot grabs Baloo's head as we cut to outside as Kit leaves Louie's just as Baloo is thrown out and rolls like a bowling ball, breaking through the straw wall and rolls out of Louie's.)

Scene III

(Cut to a shot of the straw roof near a wooden framed window with Baloo and Kit on it next to some power wires. Baloo opens the window.)

Baloo: They'll never expect an air raid! (Baloo jumps in and gets punched up off-screen causing the wooden window to shatter glass and Baloo to fly into the air.) YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW! (Kit almost gets covered in shards of glass. Baloo crashes somewhere on the ground off-screen.)

Scene IV

(Baloo storms into Louie's all mad and angry.)

Baloo: All right! No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Scene V

(Cut to outside of Louie's as Baloo gets kicked out of Louie's once again and Baloo goes flying.)

Baloo: YEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW! (Cut to Kit on the pier fishing as he crashes into the water with a resounding splash.)

Scene VI

(Cut to the pier as Baloo is walking towards Louie's all soggy and wet. Kit is pushing against Baloo's belly to try to stop him.)

Kit: Baloo?! Wait!

Baloo: Just give me a minute, Kit. I'll get it this time for sure.

Kit: Poppa Bear?! You're outnumbered and you're outmuscled! Isn't it about time you started using your head?! (Baloo is shocked to hear that.)

Baloo: Where'd you get a silly idea like that?

Kit: You taught me. (Kit starts some shadow punching.)

Baloo: Huh?

Kit: You know, smart... (Grunts.) ...subtle... (Grunts as Baloo circles around with Kit coming dangerously close to actually punching Baloo in the midsection.)

Baloo: Yeah, yeah. I remember. So why am I driving myself crazy?! (Baloo uses his hand to push on Kit's head to stop him.) When we can have a lot more fun driving Spiggy crazy.

Kit: By George! (Kit then delivers a left handed punches right in the midsection of Baloo.) I think Spigot's gonna get it! (He winks on cue.)

End of Act II At 14:10

Act III

Scene I

(Cut to a morning shot at Louie's. Zoom down to the docks where a Thembrian plane is stationed and then cut to a shot of Dunder showing off the Thembrian flag. Ace, an otter furry and a walrus furry watch on in a state of depression watching Dunder, Spigot and the two guards walk pass them. )

Colonel Spigot: Eat your hearts out, you paltry peasants! (Spigot walks towards the side door of the Thembrian plane when Baloo appears in front of them dressed up with a turban and Indian style robes.)

Baloo: (Wailing) It's you! It's you! (Baloo knees down and prays.) Oh, you horrible shrunken piece of supernatural nastiness.

Sergeant Dunder: Are you speaking of Colonel Spigot?! (Pointing at Baloo.)

Baloo: Oh, no; round one! I am speaking to the other horrible shrunken piece of supernatural nastiness.

Sergeant Dunder: Oh?! That's all right then. (Spigot whacks Dunder on the knee with his riding crop. Dunder holds his knee in response.) OW! Sorry!

Colonel Spigot: What's the meaning of this?! (Points the riding crop underneath Baloo's chin.)

Baloo: Oh, mighty small one! The idol; it is curs-sed, curs-sed!

Colonel Spigot: Curs-sed?! Don't be ridiculous! Hold this. (Gives the idol to Sgt. Dunder as he is horrified in response and almost drops the idol after playing bounce the idol for a bit.)

Baloo: It is true. Unless you keep your eye on it every moment, it will drive you mad. (Baloo stands up and points to it.) MAD! (Dunder shakes in fear while holding it.) Get rid of it! Before it's too late! YEEEHAAAHAAA! (Baloo runs away towards the docks wailing. Dunder is shaking like a leaf.)

Colonel Spigot: Fool! Give me that! (Takes the idol away from Sgt. Dunder and looks at it.) I'm watching you. (Spigot walks to the side door and trips on the door and falls to inside the plane with a loud crash. Spigot is on his belly on the floor looking at the idol. (I think they used the wrong background here because it's cloudy skies even though he is supposed to be inside the plane.))

Scene II

(Cut to in the skies as the Thembrian plane is flying high in the cloudy blue skies. Closeup shot of the plane flying.)

Colonel Spigot: Everything is under my complete control. (We cut to a shot inside the back with Colonel Spigot and Sgt. Dunder looking at the idol encased inside the glass box as Spigot taps the glass box with the riding crop.) The idol will stay in that case until I personally ensconce it in the National Museum of Thembria. (Spigot walks over to his steel throne chair and sits on it.) Now go up and make sure this is a smooth trip home. (Dunder salutes him.) I don't wish to be disturbed. (Spigot nods off to sleep. Cut to outside the plane as we see the SeaDuck flying over top of it. Cut to a shot on the front of the SeaDuck as Kit -- with goggles on -- is tying rope against the hood hook of the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Okay, Lil' Britches?! Time to make our curse come true! (Kit gives the thumbs up as he ties the rope around his waist and skydives down and lands on the tailsection of the Thembrian plane. He unties himself and then ties the rope to the handle of the plane. He waves to Baloo and Baloo gives Kit the thumbs up in response. Baloo flies the SeaDuck down to the level of the plane and places a crowbar on the flight stick inside the cockpit. Baloo climbs out and crawls towards the rope on the front engine of the SeaDuck. He looks at the Thembrian plane and is not liking this. Baloo steps on the rope and his weight brings the rope down.) YEOW! (This causes the SeaDuck nose to bounce off the Thembrian plane and bounce back causing Baloo to slingshot into the air and land on the tailsection of the Thembrian airplane with a thud on his face.) Man, I have to lay off of Louie's banana burritos. (Kit runs over to help him as we cut to inside the back of the airplane with Colonel Spigot asleep in his throne chair. Cut to a shot showing a window with Baloo popping his head causing Spigot to wake up and Baloo pops away before Spigot can see him.)

Colonel Spigot: Eh? (Spigot groans and then goes back to sleep as Baloo pops his head at the window again. Spigot wakes up and misses Baloo in the window again. Spigot scratches his head as Baloo bops in and out of the window some more. Spigot begins to sweat as we see the idol under glass. Spigot does a raspberry on the idol. Cut to underneath the throne chair of Spigot with Baloo and he has a wrench. He uses it on the giant screw which connects the throne chair and tightens the wrench as Spigot groans on his throne chair. Spigot dozes off to sleep again.)

Baloo: (Whispering.) Wakey-wakey, short pants. (Baloo twists the wrench which causes the throne chair to spin along with Spigot.)

Colonel Spigot: Whhhrrrrrrrr! (The chair stops spins and Spigot drops onto the floor dizzy. Spigot is not amused by this and then looks at the idol under glass.) Uh? Nah! (Colonel Spigot goes over to his throne -- which has reset itself -- and pushes a red button on the side which contains a microphone. He grabs it and shouts.) Dunder?! Come here at once! (The door opens and in comes Sgt. Dunder saluting him.)

Sergeant Dunder: You called, Colonel? (Spigot whacks the riding crop on Dunder's right again and Dunder is holding his knee again.) Ow!

Colonel Spigot: Whatever you were doing, don't do it anymore!

Sergeant Dunder: Yes, sir! I'm terribly sorry, sir. (Spigot shows the riding crop again to Dunder.)

Colonel Spigot: Now, get out! And I don't want any more disturbances! (Colonel Spigot stares at the idol.)

Sergeant Dunder: Yes, sir! I mean...no, sir! (Dunder bounces out of the room. Cut to a shot of Kit Cloudkicker opening the roof of the plane and plugging a headset to the PA system of the airplane. He gives Baloo a thumbs up as Baloo is shown near a trapdoor on the roof of the plane about 20 feet away from Kit.)

Kit: (Miming Colonel Spigot's voice.) Dunder?! Come here at once! (Dunder is in the cockpit with the guards flying the plane. Dunder runs into the back as we see Spigot snoring. Dunder taps on the arm and Spigot wakes up.)

Colonel Spigot: Uh?

Sergeant Dunder: (Saluting him.) You called, Colonel? (Spigot motions Dunder to come closer. Dunder comes closer and whacks Dunder in the face with the riding crop.)

Colonel Spigot: NO! I did not call, Colonel!

Sergeant Dunder: But someone did.

Colonel Spigot: (Pondering it over.) Hmmm? (Looks at the idol again.)

Sergeant Dunder: That nasty idol's not bothering you; is it, Colonel?

Colonel Spigot: No, no, no! That idol is not bothering me! Only small minds yield to superstition! (Dunder covers his mouth as he exits the back of the plane to the cockpit.) Now leave me alone!

Sergeant Dunder: Sorry! (Disney Caption claims that it was only a male voice when it was clearly Sgt. Dunder's voice. Spigot scratches his head and looks at the idol.)

Colonel Spigot: You don't frighten me! I will not succumb to your wily wooden ways! You see how unconcerned I am. See? (Baloo returns to underneath the giant screw in the throne chair underneath and swings the wrench around causing the chair and Spigot to spin.) YHELPWHRRRRRRRRR!! (The chair slingshots around and throws Spigot off the chair and he lands on the floor with a thud. Spigot groans as he rises up and looks at the idol again. Spigot is horrified as we cut to a side shot of the plane outside.) DUNDER!! (Spigot runs into the cockpit with his riding crop and tackles Dunder down onto the floor.)

Sergeant Dunder: Colonel!

Colonel Spigot: The idol; that nasty wooden thing, it's trying to get me!

Sergeant Dunder: The idol is trying to get you?

Colonel Spigot: (Slaps Dunder in the face several times.) The idol was not doing anything! It is just a piece of wood.

Sergeant Dunder: But you said... (Spigot slaps Dunder in the face again.)

Colonel Spigot: Don't listen to what I said! Listen to what I am saying! (Grabs Dunder by the uniform and slams him on the floor hitting the back of his head in the process. Spigot walks off Dunder and goes to the back.) I simply need a little rest. I am somewhat touched by my overwhelming triumph. (Adjusts his hat.) I...will...not...be disturb-bed. Understand?

Sergeant Dunder: (Gulps.) Yes, sir.

Scene III

(Cut to a shot of the idol. Cut to Colonel Spigot in his throne chair staring at said idol. This goes on for a while (invoking at least two scene changers) before Colonel Spigot nods off to sleep and snores. Cut to underneath the chair as the screws are unscrewed from the panel holding the throne underneath. Cut to Spigot asleep as the shadow of Baloo and Kit sneak in and pull the chair away from the camera shot. Baloo and Kit tiptoe in holding their mouth chuckling.)

Baloo: Got the glue?

Kit: Heh, heh; Yes.

Baloo: Hee hee hee. (Kit gives Baloo a medium sized tube of super glue as they both chuckle for a bit on the sky shot.)

Scene IV

(Cut to Spigot sleeping in his throne chair. Spigot wakes up as the wind is causing him to hold onto his jacket and then he panics because the throne is nailed on the top left side of the airplane wing. Colonel Spigot screams and runs straight into the airplane causing a snow angel of himself in the wall of the plane. Spigot pants and is sitting on the floor inside the back room as the entire room is upside down, including the idol under glass. Spigot screams again and looks at the idol in an awkward way. Spigot yells and runs up the wall to the ceiling, only to proceed to fall and land on the floor with a thud. He does it again and fails again. Spigot looks at the idol again and is panicky. The idol's teeth sparkle as Spigot does a handstand and handwalks towards the lights and grabs them. He shakes like a leaf.)

Colonel Spigot: I believe! I believe! I believe! (Spigot looks at the idol again and then grabs his key. He opens the top of the glass case with the key; using a step ladder to gain access to the door.) Be gone; you nasty doodad, you! (Colonel Spigot grabs the idol and throws it out the window which the glass shatters on impact. The idol free falls towards the ocean. The SeaDuck arrives as Kit Cloudkicker is being towed by a rope at the back of the SeaDuck and is on his airfoil. They turn around to get into position and Kit grabs the idol with one hand while cloudsurfing on the other. The SeaDuck flies to the side of the plane as Baloo gives Kit the thumbs up.)

Baloo: Thanks, Colonel! Nice to see you changed your mind! (Baloo waves goodbye as the SeaDuck flies away stage left, with Kit and the idol in tow.)

Colonel Spigot: DUNDER?! (The SeaDuck flies over the plane and away.)

Scene V

(Back at the docks in front of Louie's as Baloo at the gas station hut as Baloo is at the phone while Kit is sitting on bags and bags of torbits.)

Baloo: That's right, Becky! You can save your "I told you so"'s and break out the pink slip on the SeaDuck. (Louie is shown filling the gas tank of the SeaDuck.) Papa's coming home with his pockets full of torbits. (Louie comes over.)

Louie: That'll be eight shaboozies, Baloo.

Baloo: Hold on, Becky. (Puts Rebecca on hold.) Haven't got any shaboozies right now. What'll it be in torbits? (Louie finds a blue book and flips through the pages.)

Louie: Let me see...At the current rate of exchange...

Baloo: You know, Rebecca; if you play your cards right, I might be able to give you a job. (Louie taps on Baloo's shoulder and has his calculator out.)

Louie: Well, including ice cream tab, sales tax and tip; it comes to 13 million torbits, right on the mizuma!

Baloo: (Gulps.) Rebecca? I'll be back to work tomorrow. Oh, um...And can I reverse the charges?

End Of Episode At 21:20

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