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From Here To Machinery Transcript

Written: 07/04/2015
Updated: 09/22/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Shot of that spot in the South Seas; Louie's as an almond plane flies into view. Pan down to the building of Louie's. Head inside as a dog furry wearing a blue baseball cap and a green coat is on a stool in front of the island telling a story to his friends. Ace is there sitting at the table along with a buffalo furry drinking orange juice through a spiral straw. There is also a small cat furry, walrus, an otter and Waldo present. )

Dog Pilot: Pirates to the left, pirates to the right, guns ablazing! (Mimics machine gun fire causing the short grey furry with the leather bomber jacket to literally fall out of his seat.) Four air pirates at once and they never touched me! Hahaha! Us freelance pilots are the best, eh? (Pan over to the table which seats three panther pilots wearing blue coats with the Shere Khan logo attached to their shoulders.)

Khan Pilot #1: Look, citizen. Shere Khan hires only the best pilots. We fly for Khan, therefore we are the best. (Louie walks in; but a doberman furry in an almond trenchcoat and hat grabs Louie from behind.)

Louie L'Amour: Hey, man. Easy on the haberdashery.

Martin Torque: Pardon me. But which are the best? The freelancers or Khan's pilots? (Martin takes out a pencil and is taking notes at a table with a piece of paper. The Sea Duck roars overhead as we get a shot of outside Louie's as the SeaDuck races by the roof causing a mini whiplash effects and some screaming.)

Louie: Hahaha! There's your answer right there, man! The world's primo pilot, Baloo. (Louie takes Martin to the window and shows the SeaDuck slicing through hedges in the back with the propellers.) Snow or warm, pirates or storm, that guy can handle anything. (The SeaDuck lands at the docks.) Wanna meet him? (Baloo walks into Louie's.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Heh-hey, Louie! Trimmed your hedges for you on the way in!

Louie: Thanks, cousin. (Louie and Baloo slap hands as we pan over to the three panther pilots smirking at this.)

Khan Pilot #1: (To his friends while Baloo overhears him.) Maybe he should get a job as a gardener.

Baloo: How about a Mango Fandango for the top dog on the Air Ace Wall of Fame? (Baloo and Louie head to the island as we pan over to the cork board showing a number of photos and announcements; including Baloo. Which expands to double the amount of photos on the closeup shot showing Baloo doing a thumbs up.)

Louie: Coming up, spud. But first I want to introduce a new fan to my main man. Allow me to present ... (Torque has left his table and went outside.) Eh, oh. Well he was here a second ago. (Outside, Torque finishes writing in his notebook which is now a notebook instead of a simple piece of paper.)

Torque: Hah!

Scene II

(Next morning at Higher for Hire. Shot of inside Baloo and Kit's room as Baloo is snoring in his bed causing the green window flap to go up. Kit is sleeping in his bed with earmuffs on and then the engines of the SeaDuck start up.)

Kit Cloudkicker: (Wakes up and looks around; and then his eyes bug out.) The Sea Duck!

Baloo: (Baloo forcefully wakes up and panics.) The Sea Duck?! (Kit goes to the window and notices the SeaDuck about to leave the docks.)

Kit: Somebody's taking her off.

Baloo: (Baloo runs downstairs and out of the storage door.) Plane-nappers! Becky, call the cops!

Rebecca Cunningham: Uh-oh. (Baloo runs on the docks, grabs a pile of rope and jumps onto the Sea Duck's left wing and wraps the rope around the left pantoon and the rope tightens. The SeaDuck swings around to the right side of the dock and destroys part of the dock. Baloo jumps onto the dock and enters through the side door. Baloo opens the cockpit door.)

Baloo: Joyride's over, you dirty ... huh? (A robot is sitting in the pilot's seat, Torque is sitting in the navigator's seat. The robot turns around and blinks his eyes and beeps.)

Torque: What do you want?

Baloo: What do I want? Who do you think you ...(Rebecca grabs Baloo's ear.) Aaah!

Rebecca: Uh, can we talk? (Continues conversation outside cockpit.) That is Professor Martin Torque. He's rented the Sea Duck for a large amount of money to test his new invention, the Auto-Aviator.

Baloo: That overgrown blender's going to fly my airplane?

Rebecca: No! That overgrown blender's going to fly MY airplane! Now get back in there and apologize and try to be nice. (Rebecca exits through the side door.)

Baloo: Nice is my middle name. (Baloo walks into the cockpit. Martin has opened the Auto Aviator's head and is making adjustments to the robot. Kit also walks in) Heh-hey, sorry about busting in on you like that. Baloo's the name. So, quite a gadget you've got there?

Torque: This 'gadget' as you call it, represents the future of aviation.

Kit: Yeah and I'm the propeller fairy.

Torque: Unlike ordinary pilots, the Auto-Aviator never deviates from its flight plan. It is the ultimate pilot!

Auto-Aviator: (Flashes eyes red everytime it speaks.) Ultimate pilot.

Torque: It's efficient.

Auto-Aviator: Efficient.

Torque: Obedient.

Auto-Aviator: Obedient.

Baloo: Stupid.

Auto-Aviator: Stupid.

Baloo: Hey hey, I'm starting to like this boy! (Martin Torque is not impressed. Baloo slaps the Auto-Aviator on the back and gets an electric shock causing Baloo to fly right into the steel door at the back of the cockpit.) Yow!

Kit: BALOO! (Disney Captions and the original transcript I got missed this one.)

Torque: The Auto-Aviator's designed to repulse interference. It must have sensed hostile intent.

Baloo: Oooo...(Rolls up his sleeve.) I'll show him hostile intent...Heh, heh. Now, no hard feelings. Say, did Becky tell you about the alterations I've made in this plane?

Torque: Such as?

Baloo: Oh, uh for instance, like that blue button there. (Shows the red button and blue buttons on the console.) That button's OK, but never ever touch that red button.

Auto-Aviator: Blue button, OK. Red button, bad. (The Auto-Aviator presses the blue button causing the pilot's seat back to collapse onto Torque who was right behind him.)

Torque: Aagh! (Baloo and Kit run out of the side door of the Seaduck.)

Baloo: (Outside as Kit is giggling without any sound.) Oh! Or is it the red button's good and the blue button's bad? (Baloo and Kit walk away from the SeaDuck as Martin crawls from the back of the seat.)

Torque: After this test is over, we'll see who's clever!

Scene III

(Later in the day; a shot at the Higher For Hire tower as Baloo is pacing around while Kit is looking through binoculars.)

Baloo: They've been gone for hours. My poor baby's probably just a mile-long pile of parts by now! (The Sea Duck roars overhead.)

Kit: Not necessarily. Here she comes!

Baloo: With or without wings? (The SeaDuck arrives and it lands at the docks without incident.)

Kit: Wow! That robot can fly! (Baloo storms off.) I mean ... flies okay for a machine. Baloo? Wait up! (The SeaDuck comes to a stop as Kit and Baloo walk on the docks towards it. Suddenly a blue car arrives out of nowhere and out comes four reporters. One of them is a monkey, one is a parrot, one is a cat (that looks like Meps) and one of them is a black bird.)

Reporter 1: Gangway!

Reporter 2: Out of the way!

Kit: Reporters? Who called them?

Baloo: One guess. (The navigator's door opens to reveal the Auto-Aviator as the there are now five reporters (that one looks like Martin Torque himself; but he's in the SeaDuck with the Auto Aviator.) coming up from the docks towards them.)

Reporter 1: A mechanical pilot?

Reporter 2: Hey, over here!

Reporter 3: What's it called?

Torque: All right, all right. I will answer all your questions. (Back to four reporters again.) But first I'd like to introduce that ace of the skies, Baloo! Come on up here!

Baloo: (Surprised as he walks towards Martin.) What?

Torque: Take a good look, boys. Before you is the best pilot there ever was.

Baloo: Well now, since you put it that way... (The reporters flash bulbs and take pictures of Baloo who looks like he melted a bit.)

Reporter 1: This way, ace!

Reporter 2: C'mon give us a profile.

Reporter 3: Over here.

Torque: Yes. Here they are, together for the last time. The pilot of the past with the pilot of the future. The Auto-Aviator!

Baloo: Now, wait a minute! That overgrown waffle iron's no pilot. A real pilot can handle storms and air pirates and stuff like that.

Torque: My pilot can fly day and night. It never eats, never sleeps. Never deviates from its flight path. (The reporters are writing notes down in their notebooks.) You and your kind are like the dinosaurs: decaying, defective and defunct.

Baloo: Oh, yeah? Well, de-funct this! (Baloo punches Torque in the face and the reporters take pictures. A spiraling newspaper against a black background shows the Cape Suzette Tribune with a picture of Baloo after he threw the punch on Martin Torque.)

Scene IV

(Shot of Shere Khan is in his office reading The Tribune facing the window. He turns around and faces Martin Torque who is sporting an ice pack on his left eye.)

Mr. Shere Khan: Ah. Such a crude individual.

Torque: A mindless menial, Mr. Khan. The tests are complete; my machine is perfect. Shall I put you down for -- say -- a dozen Auto-Aviators?

Khan: I haven't said I'd buy anything. Baloo may be correct. Perhaps your robot can't handle all situations.

Torque: Are you going to believe that barnstormer?

Khan: Calm yourself, Professor. If there were a test against a real pilot and the Auto-Aviator won, I might consider buying, say, a thousand of your mechanical men.

Torque: A thousand?!

Khan: Think about it. (Khan turns his chair around and looks at his stock ticker device. The elevator doors open.)

Torque: But-but ...

Khan: Good evening. (Torque leaves the building and gets in his car (which looks like a grey bus) as it is raining outside.)

Torque: All right, Mr. Khan. I'll prove I've built the perfect pilot. And in the process I'll destroy Baloo. (The Auto-Aviator is in the back seat.)

Auto-Aviator: Destroy Baloo. (Martin drives off and splashes water on the newspaper featuring Baloo knocking Martin out on the front page.)

Scene V

(Inside Higher For Hire's offices as Rebecca is on the stairs dusting the window pane with a featherduster. Baloo is apparently throwing paper airplanes at Rebecca's head.)

Rebecca: (Rebecca comes downstairs.) Great, Baloo. Your little outburst played right into Torque's plan. (Rebecca dusts the desk and looks rushy. Baloo is sitting on the chair making paper airplanes while Kit is sitting on the floor.)

Baloo: You mean he wanted a black eye? (Baloo keeps throwing paper airplanes at Rebecca while she is dusting.)

Rebecca: He wanted to get on the front page and you got him there! You can't let every little insult upset you. (Grabs a paper airplane on the rebound.) You've got to stay calm, cool, composed. Like me. (Rebecca finds a coat and a trash can. She catches the remaining paper airplanes with it.)

Baloo: So why are you running around like a chicken with your feathers in a knot?

Rebecca: Because I'm expecting a visit from a VERY important client.

Baloo: (Baloo has his arms folded as he looks outside.) Short guy, glasses, bad toupee?

Rebecca: Yes.

Baloo: Somebody beat you to it. (Rebecca shuffles some papers and heads to the window.)

Rebecca: What?! (Rebecca runs outside as Martin Torque is signing a contract with a turkey wearing a blue business suit and glasses. The Auto-Aviator is with him.)

Rebecca: Stop touching my client! (Rebecca hugs the client and his orange toupee falls off.)

Torque: He's my client now. (Kit comes in and puts the toupee back on the client's head.)

Rebecca: That's ridiculous! (To client.) Isn't it?

Turkey Client: Well, actually, Professor Torque convinced me that I need an Auto-Aviator. It's cheaper than your old-fashioned cargo service.

Rebecca: But we've phone calls, meetings, lunches! I've listened to your frozen okra stories for a solid week! (Rebecca puts her hands on the client and starts shaking him; causing Baloo to restrain Rebecca.)

Baloo: Easy, Miss calm and composed! Look, Doc, I'm tired of hearing about that tinplated doohickey.

Torque: Are you -- challenging my Auto-Aviator?

Baloo: Well, uh... yeah!

Torque: Ah! A contest. For the future of aviation! Baloo versus the Auto-Aviator. The winner will be the world's best pilot.

Baloo: And may the best pilot win.

Scene VI

(Shot of the Higher For Hire docks with a banner reading "Great Race Today" with purple daises. Balloons and ribbons are scattered about. The SeaDuck is on the right side while Martin's red plane is on the left side of the docks. Logic break: They are at the pier; but they are supposed to be at the storage part of Higher For Hire as the Dog Air Traffic Representive puts a few maps including Tundra City. He starts using a stick to point at the map. Baloo, Martin, The Auto Avatar, a rich bear with a top hat, a bulldog reporter, a sailor, a green pelican, and a few pilots from Louie's.)

Dog Air Traffic Representive: (Over the microphone.) All right, here are the rules. You fly to Tundra City, pick up the cargo and return to Cape Suzette. Round trip about forty hours. Any questions?

Baloo: (Grabs microphone which means the guy is a television reporter for K-CAPE.)Yeah. Why don't you start sewing my name on the winner's sash. That's "Baloo" with two "oo"s!

Judge: (Over the microphone.) Pilots to the starting line. (Ace and three of the reporters are also at the docks.)

Baloo: This is gonna be too easy.

Judge: (Over the microphone.) On your marks ...

Khan Pilot #1: Don't blow this race, Baloo, or Khan's pilots will be out of jobs.

Dog Pilot: Don't blow it, Baloo, or us freelance pilots will be out of jobs.

Judge: (Over the microphone.) Get set ...

Rebecca: You lose this one and Higher for Hire's out of business. (Baloo is shocked to hear this.)

Judge: Go! (Over the microphone as someone fires the starter's pistol. The pilots race to their planes. Baloo gets into the SeaDuck from the pilot's side.)

Kit: (From dock side in front of the Higher For Hire sign waving to Baloo.) Good luck, Baloo!

Baloo: Don't worry, Lil' Britches. With Papa Bear at the controls, this contest is no contest. (Baloo starts the engines and they begin to roar. The Auto-Aviator turns around to Baloo in his plane as the engines start up, causing Kit to cross his finger's behind his back.)

Kit: I sure hope so. (Both planes take-off and fly out of Cape Suzette. Baloo takes the lead as they fly past the Cliff Guns out of sight.)

End of Act I At 9:26

Act II

Scene I

(Shot of the Great Race Map. The SeaDuck is shown in yellow while the Auto-Aviator is shown in red. Baloo is showing off even now while the Auto-Aviator is calm and flying in a straight line. Then we get a shot of the planes flying in the sky at sunset and then transfer to night time. Baloo still has the lead at this point; but inside the cockpit, Baloo is getting more and more tired.)

Baloo: (Yawns.) Should have got me some more shut-eye last night. (Back to the Great Race Map as the SeaDuck is still leading and showing off as they both arrive at Tundra City. Shot of a blizzard and an L-shaped dock leading to a shack. A frozen bird furry overdressed in fur is standing there under the Tundra City Sign freezing with a flag that says "Yay" on it. The SeaDuck arrives ahead of the Auto-Aviator as Baloo opens the door and slides down looking tired.) Oh, man. This race is getting to be a drag. (To race official.) Where's the cargo? I suppose a couple of winks couldn't hurt. (Baloo goes over to pick up the cargo and slumps down teasing to fall asleep. The Auto-Aviator's plane lands waking up Baloo.) No! No gadget's gonna beat this bear. (Baloo grabs his cargo (on the far shot; the second box is gone too.) and runs back to the SeaDuck as the Auto-Aviator walks away not caring.) One side. Outta my way!

Scene II

(Back in the skies with the SeaDuck flying. Baloo is piloting the airplane and is snoring.)

Baloo: Oh! Think awake! Alert! Time for Plan A. (Baloo pushes the A button on the console (A and B buttons, almost straight out of an NES controller.) which in turn plays loud music (sounds like a few bars from the Kid Icarus main theme as heard in Smash Brothers Brawl), but he soon falls back to sleep forcing himself to wake up again.) Ah, come on. Wake up! Better try Plan B. (Baloo pushes the B button on the console. A contraption of fly swatters drops down and slaps Baloo in the face several times.) Gotta beat the machine. Gotta beat the machine. Gotta ... Gotta ... (Baloo falls into a deep sleep and begins to dream as the dream has him inside the SeaDuck against a black background, and then the sky. The SeaDuck completely falls apart.) Ya-ow! (Baloo falls out of the Sea Duck on to a surreal golden conveyor belt. A surreal image of Torque appears beside him.) This is just a dream! You're not real!

Torque: Oh, we're real. You're the one who's been living in a dream. Hahaha! (Baloo hears the sound of electronic beeping as the conveyor comes to an end. Baloo finds himself falling into the mouth of a giant Auto-Aviator. Baloo dodges pistons with holes in the conveyor belt. Then a green holder grabs Baloo and four electronic beams fire to turn Baloo into an Auto-Aviator. The helmet is put on Baloo's head and Baloo wakes up.)

Baloo: NO! Oh, man. I really thought I was in ... TROUBLE! (The SeaDuck is heading straight for a mountain side. Baloo takes evasive action and manages to avoid crashing into a mountain. An alarm sounds - the fuel tank is empty.) Missed the last refueling stop. Come on, baby. Tell Papa Bear you got a little gas left. (The engines stop despite the propellers are still rotating in the background.) No, huh? (The Sea Duck makes an emergency landing on the ground without touching anything. Baloo gets out to investigate the damage and brings a red gas can in reserve.) Oh. Not bad. One bent pontoon strut, one dent in the fuselage ... (The Auto-Aviator's plane roars overhead and away from the SeaDuck as it takes the lead for good.) ... and one busted career.

Scene III

(Storm clouds emerge back at the Higher for Hire docks as the race is over. The Auto-Aviator has easily won. The SeaDuck finally arrives back at Higher For Hire. Rebecca and Kit are the only people there to meet him.)

Baloo: (Opens the door and it breaks off. Baloo walks on the docks moping as Kit and Rebecca stand there feeling bad for Baloo. Kit wants to hug Baloo; but Baloo just walks past him.) No, no. Don't say anything. (Segueway to the pig furry from Time Waits For No Bear as he shows off the newest issue of the Cape Suzette Tribune on the streets of Cape Suzette in front of the theater.)

Pig Newspaper Boy: Extra! Extra! Robot wins race. New age dawns for aviation. (The pig furry runs off as we head inside as all the pilots and various other furries including Buffy and Muffy Vanderscheemer are watching a B&W newsreel showing Mr. Khan and Martin Torque sign the contract officially.)

Newsreel Announcer: The world of aviation is in a tailspin as Shere Khan buys exclusive rights from Professor Martin Torque for his new invention, the Auto-Aviator. (Khan and Martin shake hands as we get shots of the Auto-Aviator being assembled in one of Khan's factories.) Khan Industries are working around the clock. (Shot to hundreds of planes flying in the skies with Auto-Aviator's piloting them.) Cheap and efficient, these amazing robots have taken over the skies. (Doors are closing as shipping companies are closing up and boarding their doors.) The city's other shipping companies are grounded and their pilots are out of work, left without a wing or a prayer. (Shot of a soup kitchen as there are dozens of pilots entering it in a very long lineup. Baloo is walking away from it looking glum; and the pilots don't know what to make of this. Head to Louie's place as two new furries show up including a brown bird with goggles on. Pan over to Louie taking off Baloo's pictures from the cork board and replacing it with the Auto-Aviator's picture. The far shot makes it if it was already taken down; but the closeup clearly shows Baloo's picture.)

Scene IV

(Outside shot of Pirate Island. Head inside the room where the Lightning Gun would be as Don Karnage is reading the newspaper. Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber and a grey version of Rachet watching on.)

Don Karnage: Amazing. I love this doodah! A mechanical pilot. It flies here, it flies there, and always in the straight line. They call it "the modern-day miracle". Well, my plundering protegés, I call it "the sitting duck"! Haha! (Don Karnage brings out his sword and poses.)

End of Act II At 14:10

Act III

Scene I

(Back inside Baloo and Kit's room as Baloo is packing a bag upstairs.)

Baloo: Well, guess that does it. (Baloo and Kit head downstairs as Rebecca is on the telephone at her desk with a bill collector.)

Rebecca: Yes. I know what I owe you. I just can't pay! (Rebecca finds her book.) Business is slow for everyone. What?! Same to you, buddy! (Rebecca hangs up on the bill collector and looks at Baloo and Kit.) Uh, wrong number.

Molly Cunningham: (Molly runs into the office.) Mommy! Wildcat's telling fibs. He said we're gonna close. He said Baloo's going away.

Baloo: Wildcat's not fibbing, doll.

Molly: No! You can't go! (Molly pounds on Baloo's chest and Baloo grabs her and hugs her.) I won't let you! (Cries.) I won't let you.

Rebecca: Molly, try to understand. I can't compete with Khan's robots.

Molly: Are we gonna be poor? (Shedding tears.)

Rebecca: No, we're not. (Grabs Molly.) A broker's coming over to help us. He's... going to buy the Sea Duck.

Kit: What?! (Drops the bags of luggage.)

Baloo: Let it go, Lil' Britches. Let it go. (Baloo grabs the luggage and walks out. Kit is now mad as he walks to Rebecca.)

Kit: You could have warned him! Given him a chance to say goodbye!

Rebecca: I wanted to. It's just ... I wish I'd never rented the Sea Duck to that lousy inventor. (Rebecca sits down on the stairs after setting Molly down on the floor.) Oh, great. The broker. (Rebecca takes the keys to the Seaduck and throws them to Kit.) Catch!

Kit: The keys to the Sea Duck? What are these for?

Rebecca: For Baloo. Tell him to take the plane for a spin, tell him to go fishing, just tell him to hurry! (The broker rings on the doorbell. Rebecca heads outside to the door. Kit runs to the closet door and is happy in a way. He closes the door on the way out.)

Rebecca: Why, hello. I meant to call. We had to give the Sea Duck one last...

Scene II

(Shot of the mountain range of Mount Ruzicka and a thunderstorm is brewing in the background. Khan's private plane is flying towards the storm. Inside the back of the cockpit, Shere Khan and Torque are celebrating with tall glasses of orange juice. An Auto-Aviator is at the controls in the cockpit.)

Torque: A toast to the Auto-Aviator. The greatest invention in history.

Khan: Indeed. (They touch glasses and are drinking up.)

Karnage: (Over radio on the desk which doubles as a telephone.) 'Allo, robot person. It is I, the spectaculous Don Karnage. My bloodthirsty horde and I are on an intercept course with you. (Cut to Don Karnage and the rest of the pirates in their CT-37's flying west towards them.) We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely... (Checks his watch.) ten minutes. Felicitations. Boy, I am one scary guy. (Cut back inside to the back of Khan's plane.)

Khan: (Puts his orange juice down on the desk.) Professor, you may instruct your robot to change course and evade the pirates.

Torque: (Martin walks into the cockpit.) Turn right. Come to course 1-4-0.

Auto-Aviator: Deviation from flight plan is unacceptable.

Torque: This is your inventor speaking. Turn right!

Auto-Aviator: Deviation from flight plan is unacceptable. (Torque attempts to take the controls but is given an electric shock.)

Torque: Aagh! (Martin flies right back into the area where Mr. Khan is.)

Khan: Problems, Professor?

Torque: Yeah. Well, actually, I wasn't expecting to deal with pirates.

Khan: A perfect pilot must handle any situation. You told me your tin men were perfect.

Torque: But what do you want me to do?

Khan: (Brings out the claws.) I suggest you call for help.

Scene III

(Shot of thunderstorms and rain pelting down. Pan down to the Sea Duck floating on lake Flaccid. Baloo, Kit and Wildcat are fishing out the back.)

Baloo: Why do you guys even hang out with a loser like me?

Kit: Come on. We like being with you. You're our buddy. You're the best.

Wildcat Puma: Besides, we got nothing else to do... (Wildcat reels in a boot and Kit looks mad.) ...Oh, sorry.

Torque: (Over radio.) Mayday! Mayday! This is Shere Khan's plane calling. Help! (Cut to Martin on the transmitter pleading for help. Khan grabs Martin and takes the transmitter from him.)

Khan: Oh, sit down. (Khan throws Martin away and he lands on a pink sofa. Khan takes over the radio and notices the Air Pirates in the background out the window.) Whoever's listening, your assistance will be handsomely rewarded. In a few moments we will be attacked by pirates near Mount Ruzicka. (Disney Caption has it as Mount Rozika. I changed it since it's based on DTVA staff member Tom Ruzicka who worked on Ducktales.)

Kit: (Cut to the back of the SeaDuck with Kit checking his map.) That's just north of here. Baloo, shouldn't we do something?

Baloo: No, thank you. Let Torque's wonder widget save their hides. (Casts another line for fishing.)

Kit: Oh, pity. Those pirates will cut 'em to ribbons, slice them to smithereens... (Kit elbows Wildcat in the ribs.)

Wildcat: Yeah. Blast 'em into itty-bitty, teeny-weeny, little tiny-winey ...

Kit: Well of course, a real pilot could save them. Now, where could we find a pilot who could...?

Baloo: All right. I get the message. Come on. We're flying. (Baloo heads inside the SeaDuck.)

Scene IV

(Back aboard Khan's plane, the air pirates begin their attack. Torque is still trying to take control from the Auto-Aviator off-screen while Khan is sitting there watching.)

Torque: This is your inventor speaking. Take evasive... (The Auto-Aviator gives Torque another electric shock. Shere Khan is not amused.) Aagh!

Auto-Aviator: Deviation from flight plan is unacceptable.

Khan: I am losing patience, Professor. (Khan grabs Martin by his coat. Cut to a shot of the clouds as the SeaDuck arrives on the scene and flies above Khan's plane. Cut to inside the cockpit as Wildcat is flying the plane now.)

Baloo: As soon as I'm aboard, get her out of here. Got it?

Wildcat: Got it. (Baloo opens the side door and drops a rope ladder down to Khan's plane. Baloo climbs down and pounds on the door.)

Torque: (Cut back inside to the side door of Khan's plane as Martin gets thrown back in front of the door after getting fried by the Auto-Aviator again.) Pirates! We're doomed! (Baloo bursts through the door, knocking Torque into the wall and squashing him into the wall.)

Baloo: Hiya, boys? How's it going? (Martin drops onto the floor as Baloo goes over to Mr. Khan. Cut to outside as WildCat flies the SeaDuck away.)

Khan: Ah, Baloo. We've hit a bit of a snag with the professor's contraption. Any suggestions? (Khan is pouring orange juice into a glass. Gunfire rips through the cabin causing the glass pincher and glass to shatter; and forcing Martin to duck. Khan just wipes off the glass looking merely annoyed at the glass that was on his suit.)

Baloo: Got a bottle of soda pop?

Karnage: (Cut to outside as the air pirates in their CT-37's arrive and shoot their guns at the plane. Cut to closeup of Don Karnage in his plane.) This is like taking candy from a sitting baby duck off a log. (Don Kanrage turns his plane around as we cut to inside the cockpit of Khan's plane as Baloo has a bottle of orange soda pop in his hands.)

Baloo: Oh, Auto. I think you've been working too hard. Time to cool off. (Baloo shakes the bottle and pours soda over the Auto-Aviator.)

Torque: No! ( The robot sparks and explodes into pieces.) Barbarian! (Martin grabs onto Baloo's face; but Mr. Khan grabs him and forces him into the back again.)

Khan: Quiet, Professor. (Khan throws Martin away.) Let a real pilot handle this. (Baloo salutes him and takes control of the plane. Khan wipes his hands clean of this and comes into the cockpit as Baloo starts taking over the controls. Outside, Karnage flies alongside the plane.)

Karnage: Oh. That ugly pilot machine looks like Baloo. (All the plane nosedive into a tailspin. They fly through some mountain and grey Rachet's plane crashes into the top of the mountain, forcing him to bail out with parachute.)

Mad Dog: That's funny. It also flies like Baloo!

Karnage: Attack! (Baloo flies Khan's plane around and does stuff that makes the CT-37's shoot and crash into each other forcing two more pirates to bail via parachute.)

Karnage: No, no, no. Shoot the bear! Not your own disgusting selves! (One of the engines bonks off Don Karnage's head.) My wonderfully brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.

Mad Dog: Say what? (Flying in and his face is completely still.)

Karnage: Run away! (The Air Pirates retreat.)

Khan: (Cut back into the cockpit of Khan's plane as Baloo puts the plane back into it's proper position.) That was more than adequate.

Baloo: Thanks, Khaney. You ought to see me when I'm really adequate.

Khan: Yes. I can imagine. (Auto-Aviator sparks and buzzes.) If you'll excuse me a moment. (Khan moves to the back of the plane as we get a shot of outside with the plane flying in fog.)

Khan: You've disappointed me, Professor. (Martin backs up protecting himself.) Worse, you have deceived me. But I have a solution.

Torque: You... you do?

Khan: You give me back all my money and I'll give you back all your cretinous contraptions. (Khan opens the side door, grabs Torque and suspends him outside the plane.) Tell me the truth now. How does that sound to you?

Torque: Sounds fair! Sounds fair!

Scene V

(Back at Louie's with a shot of a radio on the radio with a large horn for a speaker. All the pilots are listening to it.)

Radio Announcer: Dateline: Cape Suzette. Khan Industries today announced that it has junked all its robots. Pilots are to report back to work. (Everyone in the bar cheers.)

Louie: But first ... Baloo, would you do the honors? (Kit is sitting on the island counter.)

Baloo: Don't mind if I do. (Baloo replaces the image of an Auto-Aviator at the top of Louie's "Air Ace Wall of Fame" with one of himself. Everyone cheers as Kit is cheering and then hugs Baloo.)

Kit: I just remembered. Well, you never said where Professor Torque ended up?

Baloo: Gone back to the drawing board, I guess.

Scene VI

(Shot of a railway station somewhere in Thembria. It is freezing cold and snowing heavily. Martin Torque is at the front of the station (dressed in a leather coat, and skates frozen to the gills.) with his Auto-Aviator dressed up like a maid.)

Torque: Yes, ladies! It's the amazing new Mechana-Maid! (Four Thembrian female boars in winter gear with bags jump down from the train (which is a buffalo attached to a minecart filled with hay on train tracks.) and walk away completely ignoring Martin.) The answer to your every household need! They'll sweep! they'll clean... and thaw your oven. (The Mechana-Maid bashes Martin with a broom.) Step right up! please?

End of Episode At 21:24

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