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Polly Wants A Treasure Transcript

Written: 07/21/2015
Updated: 09/28/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Shot of an island like mountain in the middle of the ocean. Zoom into a large runway in between the summit of the mountain and the peaks. Cut over to a shot of a goose salesman with a brown coat, glasses and hat counting money behind a wooden box in front of a hanger containing a giant crane and grappling hook. There are a number of hangers dotted along with the area along with a sign that says "Hanger Sale".)

Kit Cloudkicker: (Grunting.) Baloo?! What are we doing buying all this (Grunts.) junk?! (We see Kit and Baloo carrying heavy boxs and barrels and walking towards the back of the SeaDuck.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: (Grunts.) Aw Kit, come on! Don't you recognize rare antiques when you see'em? (Baloo drops his load onto the ground as Kit has already done so off-screen.) A little polish here. Tighten a screw there and sell'em at a big profit. (The SeaDuck back is almost completely loaded when Baloo throws a box into the back of the SeaDuck.) Maybe even pick up enough bucks to buy back the old SeaDuck. (Baloo is pushing a box into the middle of the pile when a box appears from the top to be pushed out and heading towards the ground as Kit panics.)

Kit: Ah! Baloo, NO! (The box pushes out and Kit leaps and manages to grab the box labeled "fragile" onto his belly on the ground. Kit gets up.) We're hauling crystal glasses, Baloo. Remember? (Kit opens the box and shows a wine glass and looks angry.)

Baloo: Oh relax, Kit-boy. (The wine glass disappears on the far shot as Baloo grabs the open box; which Baloo's belly closes up.)

Kit: And where are you gonna find room for this stuff? We're loaded to the gills. (Baloo takes the box and places it into a open space in the back of the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: There's always room on the SeaDuck to make money. (He puts the paper rope container over that and closes the tailsection door to fade to black. This segueways into the SeaDuck (with wheels on the bottom, indicating that it's a hybrid land/water plane and flies off into the sky. The SeaDuck is so heavy that it bounces on the landing strip several times and is forced to fly very low to stay up in the sky. Meanwhile a blue and a brown CT-37 flies from the opposite direction and spirals down. They land on the airstrip and play pinball with the planes for a while. Mad Dog jumps off his CT-37 after crashing into the wooden sign as the goosesalesman hide behind the wooden box cowering in fear. Dumptruck also dismounts and his CT-37 crashes into Mad Dog's CT-37 as they crash into an hanger off-screen. Mad Dog grabs the goose salesman by the coat and lifts him up.)

Mad Dog: All right, you... (Dumptruck poke Mad Dog on the back.)

Dumptruck: Say, let me do it; Mad Dog. It's my turn. (Dumptruck grabs him by the purple/yellow flower shirt and shakes him.) All right, where is it?!

Goose Salesman: Where's what? (Dumptruck looks at Mad Dog looking confused.)

Dumptruck: Uh, where's what? (Mad Dog grabs the salesman forcing the hat off his head.)

Mad Dog: Get outta my way! The sea chest of Captain Juan Toomany! (Mad Dog goes nose to beak on the salesman causing his knees to knock using Hanna Barbara teeth chattering sound effects.)

Goose Salesman: (Suddenly; the SeaDuck is shown above the sky despite being away from the island when the pirates arrived. I guess the SeaDuck flew around to get altitude.) I just sold it! (Points to the SeaDuck in the sky.) It's in that p-p-plane. (Mad Dog shakes the salesman violently.)

Mad Dog: Why didn't you say so? I hate slowpokes! (Mad Dog throws the salesman in the air and he lands on his seat on the ground looking dizzy. Mad Dog and Dumptruck run stage left to the hangers which is the same one with the grappling hook. They get into their CT-37's which somehow repair themselves (Mad Dog's propellers were bent.) as Mad Dog flies off west; while Dumptruck destroys the hanger some more for fun while flying his CT-37. The pirate fly away into the sky after some more tease at pinballing each other. Cut to in the sky with the SeaDuck bopping up and down while flying and then into the cockpit with Baloo and Kit.)

Kit: Boy?! The old bird's stuffed tighter than a Thanksgiving turkey. (Kit looks out the window as Baloo puts his feet on the flight stick.)

Baloo: Yes, siree. Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.

Male Voice: Atchoo-ey! (This startles Baloo and Kit.)

Baloo/Kit: Gesundheit! Thank you! You're welcome! But I didn't sneeze! (They wobble their heads.)

Male Voice: Belay that chatter and steady this crate down, will ya?! (Baloo and Kit look into the back.)

Baloo: Sounds like a stowaway. No way, no how is some hitchhiker gonna tell me how to fly. (Baloo finds a crowbar and wedges it against the flight stick, like a makeshift auto pilot. Baloo and Kit run to the back as they move boxes.) Come on, Loudmouth! Show your face so I can rearrange it for you! (Baloo busts through the door blocked by various boxes and other items and tumbles flat on his face. He breaks some stuff.)

Male Voice: Yeah?! You and what branch of the military?! (Baloo gets up.)

Baloo: Wait till I get my hands on you! (Baloo grabs a box from the pile.)

Male Voice: (Sounds butch and has a french accent.) Oh, but you are beautiful when you are angry. (Baloo drops the box as he turns around being even more angry.)

Baloo: Why...I'm gonna...!! (Grabs the box of fragile crystal glasses upside down and notices it as glass is shattering off-screen.) Whoops! That's Becky's crystal. (He gives the box to Kit and rummages through the pile some more.) ...pull your head off and...!! (Grabs a box with an white arrow pointing up with the words Up which is handled properly.) Gotta be careful with that one...(Gives that one to Kit who has already put the other box down off-screen.)...And use it for a doorstop! (Baloo manages to grab a rope and pulls it out to reveal a treasure chest.)

Male Voice: (Back to his normal voice.) So's your old man!

Baloo: (Opens the chest.) Come on out and fight, you chicken! (There is a torn up green pirate tunic and a cage with a cover on it. Baloo pulls the cover off and there is a green parrot with blue tail feathers and eye brows in the cage covering himself like he thinks he's naked.)

Parrot: Ooooohuhu! (Pulls on the rope which closes the treasure chest shut.)

Baloo: Why, the chicken is a parrot! (Baloo opens the chest as the parrot is leaning on the gold plated bars of the bird cage.)

Parrot: So when do you serve lunch? (The parrot squawks as Baloo lifts up the bird cage.)

Baloo: Oh, this bird talks as mangy as he looks! (Kit grabs the bottom of the cage.)

Kit: Oh, he's not mangy. He's colorful. (Kit puts the cage down onto the treasure chest and opens the door. The parrot flies around Baloo for a while which annoys Baloo.)

Parrot: (Lands on the top of Kit's baseball cap.) Hiya, kid! You friends with this pile of noise?

Kit: I think he likes me, Baloo.

Baloo: Oh, careful Kit! That thing's probably got enough fleas to start a circus.

Parrot: Is that your stomach; or a sub-division? (Pokes Baloo's chest multiple times.)

Kit: Gee, Baloo. You think I can keep him? What's your name, little birdie? (Kit puts the parrot on his finger.)

"Ignatz" Sir Ignatius: Ignatius, but my friends call me "Ignatz". (Looks at Baloo.) You can call me "sir"! (Baloo grabs Ignatz and puts him back in the cage in anger as we hear engines zooming.)

Baloo: Uh-oh. Sounds like we got company.

Mad Dog: (Transmitter voice.) Get that plane down before we ground it for ya! (Baloo looks out the window.)

Baloo: Pirates!

Ignatz: (Panics.) Don't stand there yammering! Move that overweight tailsection of yours and fly-boy, fly! (Ignatz is so panicky that he's flying Baloo around despite being in the cage.)

Baloo: Hey! Calm down! This is no time to...! (Baloo unintentionally bashes the cage into the pile of junk and it all comes down on Baloo and Ignatz as Kit watches on.) Kit! Quick! Get me out of here! (Baloo is underneath the pile while his left foot is cradling the cage.)

Kit: (Sighs.) It's too late, Baloo. (Mad Dog and Dumptruck spiral their CT-37's around the SeaDuck as it is forced to land onto a small island.)

Scene II

(Cut to a shot of the island as the SeaDuck has already landed and once again Dumptruck and Mad Dog's CT-37's have crashed into each other on landing. Pan over to Dumptruck throwing stuff out of the back of the SeaDuck with the tailsection door open. Pan over to Baloo with his arms in the air along with Kit holding Ignatz's bird cage with Ignatz in it. Mad Dog is standing pointing his semi-stylized rifle gun pointed at Baloo's face.)

Baloo: Hey! Take it easy with that stuff, will ya?! (glasses shatters in the background causing Baloo to groan.) Ooh! That's crystal you know; and...!! (Mad Dog pushes the rifle end right in Baloo's mouth and nose; a shot Toon Disney cut out; but is in the DVD.) Eeew!! But -- heh heh-- what's a little breakage between friends? (Dumptruck comes out with the treasure chest over his head and Mad Dog takes the rifle out of Baloo's mouth and nose.)

Mad Dog: We have it! Oh, the Captain will be so proud of us! To the planes! (Mad Dog and Dumptruck run to their CT-37's.)

Kit: That's all they want? A junky old sea chest?! (Mad Dog and Dumptruck are flying their CT-37's away from the island.)

Baloo: No accounting for the tastes of idiots. (Baloo looks at the planes in the skies.) Why don't you do me a favor and take this off my hands too?! (Pointing to the bird cage with Ignatz. Ignatz bites Baloo on the finger forcing Baloo to drop the cage; forcing Kit to grab it.) OUCH! What have you got to say for yourself, trouble maker?!

Ignatz: (different butch voice) I'm mortified!

Baloo: Oh. At least this time I can tell Becky the truth. (Pan over to the mess on the ground.)

Scene III

(Back at the docks of Higher For Hire as the SeaDuck has already landed. The side door opens and Kit comes out with Ignatz still in his bird cage. Rebecca Cunningham is not buying Baloo's story and is giving what for to Baloo.)

Rebecca Cunningham: Don't you dare give me that pirate story again! (Rebecca is pacing on the docks.)

Baloo: But it is the truth, Becky. (Rebecca goes over to a green box and opens it to throw out the same torn green jacket that was in the chest and a Hawaiian shirt and thrusts it at Baloo's chest.)

Rebecca: This is all coming out of your salary!

Baloo: Rebecca, have a heart. When was the last time I lied to you? (Rebecca takes out a lamp shade and there is a brown piece of cloth hanging around the green box.)

Rebecca: What time is it?

Baloo: You gotta believe me, Rebecca. (Baloo is praying and begging for mercy now.)

Rebecca: Time it to the bird, buster! (Rebecca stuffs the lamp shade onto Baloo's neck like a gallstone. Rebecca walks off stage left even though she should be going to the right.) Pirates?! HA!

Baloo: With all the time I'm spending in the doghouse, I'm gonna need a flea collar. (Baloo snaps the lamp shade off and throws it into the green box.)

Kit: (With Ignatz as the birdcage is placed on a wooden box.) He's not always like this. Just when money's involved.

Ignatz: Money? I know where there's more money than you've ever seen! (Squwaks!) Gold! Silver! Wealth beyond imagination!

Kit: Are you joking?

Ignatz: It was buried by my former owner, Captain Juan Toomany. He didn't trust maps, so he had me memorize the location. (Kit grabs the cage with glee.)

Kit: Wow! Baloo, wait till you hear this! (Kit runs over to Baloo who is sitting on the docks feeling miserable.)

Baloo: Thought I was gonna pick up a few fast bucks.

Kit: Baloo, listen. Ignatz know where there's a whole treasure.

Baloo: Kit, I'm in enough trouble. I don't need help from some feather brain.

Ignatz: You're beyond help! (Both have their arms folded.)

Kit: Ease off, Ignatz. (Kit places the cage onto a post on the pier.) Baloo, please. Just listen to him for a minute.

Baloo: Well, all right. But just for you. (Baloo pets Kit on the baseball cap.)

Kit: Go ahead. Tell him.

Igantz: Sorry. I don't speak halfwit. (Folds his arms.)

Baloo: That tears it! (Baloo is about to lunge; but Kit restrains him.)

Kit: Take it easy, Poppa Bear (Disney Captions had it as "That it easy". UGH!) He's just a little bird. (The bird cage almost topples over.)

Baloo: (Sighs.) Yeah, yeah. You're right Kit. I guess I'll have to figure out some other way to get some moolah. (Baloo has an image of Ignatz in his cage with his arms folded as the image changes to a fried chicken bucket with Ignatz inside of it.) Like maybe selling Kentucky Fried Parrot! (Baloo lunges at the cage; but Kit grabs it and swipes it away causing Baloo to dive right into the harbour water with a resounding splash.)

Ignatz: (More feminine voice.) I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Scene IV

(Outside shot of Pirate Island after dark with the full moon and some vulture bird sqawking. Cut to inside Don Karnage's main room with Don Karnage, Mad Dog and Dumptruck.)

Mad Dog: Pretty nice for smelly old clothes, huh, Captain? (Don Karnage has his cutlass and is practing with it.)

Don Karnage: Now, let me get this straight. This is all there was? (Don shows a brown piece of cloth which wasn't present in the sea chest earlier although it might have been underneath the green tunic. Mad Dog and Dumptruck ponder this for a while.)

Mad Dog: Well, there was this crazy old parrot.

Dumptruck: Yeah, yeah. But Mad Dog at first didn't want any part of him. Heh, heh. (Don Karnage's sword slams blade first into the sea chest.)

Don Karnage: You left the parrot?

Mad Dog: Yeah. It was my idea. (Don Karnage comes over and slaps Mad Dog right in the face.)

Don Karnage: IDIOT! That ratty old parrot happens to be a living, breathing treasure map!

Mad Dog: IDIOT! (Slaps Dumptruck in the face. Don Karnage then slaps Mad Dog hard in the face again.)

Don Karnage: I'll do the smacking around here! (Don Karnage then slaps Dumptruck in the face with his backhand.) Now, I want that oh-so paltry parrot! (pointing at Mad Dog's nose in the process.) Only he can tell me where Captain Juan Toomany hid his millions. (He walks over to the sea chest and pulls out his sword.)

Mad Dog: Uh, how did you know that, boss?

Don Karnage: The feared pirate Don Karnage knows all that a feared pirate needs to know. No? Besides, I stole his little heart-shaped diary. Now get me that bird! (Mad Dog and Dumptruck run away stage left.)

Scene V

(Back at the docks at Higher For Hire after dark. Baloo is sitting down on a wooden box reading the newspaper (The Cape Suzette Tribune) while Kit is on the docks with him tending to Ignatz's cage.)

Baloo: (Sighs.) Oh, maybe I can find something in the "Want" ads where I can earn the five hundred smackers Rebecca says I owe her. (Making sure to yell at Ignatz in the process.)

Kit: Don't worry. It wasn't your fault.

Baloo: Hmmm... (sitting crosslegged which looks awkward.) "Own your own Cyrus P. MacDonald podiatry franchise, wherever you see the sign of the fallen arches." (Cut over to the side of the office as Mad Dog with a suitcase enters with Dumptruck.)

Mad Dog: We can't risk another oopsy. This time we'll use brains. (Mad Dog gets behind Dumptruck and pulls him aside.) Come on!

Dumptruck: Well, what are we gonna...? (There is sounds of punches thrown off-screen.) Hey! What's the...!! (Dumptruck is pushed on-screen wearing green glasses, a red/yellow baseball cap, a white shirt (with pocket containing two pencils and a pen.) with a bow tie with binoculars around his neck.)

Mad Dog: There!

Dumptruck: (Checks himself.) Heheheh. What am I supposed to be?

Mad Dog: You're a bird watcher, mutton head.

Dumptruck: Oh yeah. I love the little birdies, especially with French fries. (Mad Dog gives his an orange covered book.)

Mad Dog: Well, here! Try to sound like you know what you're talking about. (Mad Dog pushes Dumptruck towards the docks.) And don't come back without the bird! (Dumptruck is wearing klit-like shorts.)

Kit: Oh, Baloo. If you'd try and make friends with Ignatz then your money problems would be over. (Baloo gets up and walks to the cage.)

Baloo: It's not that I don't like the bird, Lil' Britches; it's that I hate him! (Disney Captions of course left out the Lil' Britches part and they knew it was left out since they used "..." beforehand.) He's got an annoying personality and looks like the losing side of a pillow fight. (Baloo and Ignatz are nose to nose with each other.)

Ignatz: I don't see you winning any beauty pageants.

Dumptruck: Oh, my goodness gracious! Would you just look at this wonderful specimen of...birdiness. Would you perhaps be willing to sell it?

Baloo: Sell?! Well, we might be willing to part with it if the price is right. (Baloo and Dumptruck go towards the side door of the SeaDuck; but Kit pulls on the pilot shirt.)

Kit: Baloo? What about the treasure?

Baloo: Kit, that flying ferret doesn't know where any treasure is. He's just looking for free room and board. (Baloo goes over to Dumptruck near the side door.) Now, let's step into my office and talk turkey about parrots. (Baloo and Dumptruck head into the SeaDuck.)

Ignatz: (Squawks.) Kit, please don't let him sell me!

Kit: If we could only get Baloo to listen.

Ignatz: Listen Kit; we could get the treasure ourselves. That'll solve Baloo's problems and we'll all be pals. (Kit looks around and then gets determination on his face as he opens the door to the cage and let's Ignatz out.)

Kit: You'll show me where it is?

Ignatz: Sure! You and me are shipmates. Share and share alike. (Kit goes to a box containing newspapers and writes a note on the piece of paper while Ignatz is perched on the cage.) We'll make the fatso happy whether he wants to or not! (Kit stuffs the note on the bars of the cage and both Kit and Ignatz leave.)

Scene VI

(Outside the side door of the SeaDuck as Baloo and Dumptruck walk out.)

Baloo: Oh, Kit? Come on out and let Ignatz meet his new owner. Heh heh heh. I wonder where Kit and the little...rare Norwegian blue have gone off to? (Scratches his head.) Kit? KIT?! Heh, heh. Kinda late for the tyke to be out alone. (Baloo then notices the note attached to the bars of the cage. Baloo grabs it and reads it.) "Gone to Tucker Forest for treasure. Don't wait up. Your's truly, Kit." Oh, Lil' Britches. Say it isn't so.

End of Act I At 11:31

Act II

Scene I

(Cut to a shot of a cliff as a plane is flying high in the sky towards a full moon. Behind the plane is Kit Cloudkicker cloudsurfing with a tow rope. Ignatz is hanging on with Kit as they are in front of the full moon as Kit lets go of the rope over Tucker Forest and descends down onto the ground. Ignatz jumps up and flies with him as Kit jumps off his airfoil and his foil goes in mid-ar before Kit finally grabs it and folds it up. He puts it back in his sweater. Ignatz lands on a tree branch beside him. )

Kit: Now what?

Ignatz: The treasure's buried in Carlsbear Caverns.

Kit: Where's that?

Ignatz: It's a big hole in the ground, you can't miss it. Oughta be around here somewhere. (Disney Captions removed the "you can't miss it" part.) Oh, let me get my bearings. (Ignatz walks around as Kit looks to his left.)

Kit: Oh, no! (In the forest, Don Karnage, Mad Dog and Dumptruck have found Kit and Ignatz.)

Don Karnage: There they are. After them! (Kit and Ignatz bail stage right. Don Karnage, Dumptruck and Mad Dog chase after them for a while.) Seize them! (Kit jumps over a springy low branch. Kit then pulls back on the branch as the pirates run in. Kit launches the branch and runs away stage right as Mad Dog and Dumptruck crash into the branch and get knocked down. Don Karnage jumps over the branch and grabs Kit by the sweater.) Not so fast, small one! (Don tries to swipe Ignatz with his sword as Ignatz is flying around.)

Ignatz: Let go of that kid, pirate rat!

Don Karnage: What are you clumsy feet doing?! Fetch me the nasty bird! (Dumptruck and Mad Dog get up and rush Ignatz. Ignatz squwaks as he is caught and dragged down as the henchmen has a cloud dust fight.)

Mad Dog: I got him! I got him! (Ignatz manages to wiggle free and flies off stage right.)

Ignatz: Hang on Kit! I'll be back! (Kit turns around smiling as Don Karnage is angry.)

Don Karnage: Idiots! Fools! (Mad Dog and Dumptruck stop fighting and they have grabbed each others legs. Don Karnage grabs Kit by the arms and backs him right into a tree and raises him up so Kit cannot plant his feet.) Since the bird has gotten away, you will tell us where the treasure is!

Kit: Baloo told me never to talk to strangers, and I haven't met anyone stranger than you!

Don Karnage: Cute...kid. Where's the treasure?!

Kit: I don't know!

Don Karnage: You do.

Kit: Don't!

Don Karnage: Do..

Kit: Don't!

Don Karnage: You don't? Ah! But your feathered friend knows. (Let's Kit down on the ground.)

Kit: You'll never catch him!

Don Karnage: Oh, you think not indeed, my little nosy one? Well, they say the early birds catches the worm, (Don Karnage grabs Kit by the sweater.) and you are my worm for catching the early bird. HA HA!

Dumptruck: Oh, boy! We are going fishing. I love worms, especially with French fries!

Scene II

(Just outside Tucker Forest, we see Baloo looking around for Kit.)

Baloo: Kit! Kit! (Baloo is on top of the left wing of the SeaDuck.) Where are you Lil' Britches? (Pan over to a darker portion of the forest as Ignatz flies in from the east.)

Ignatz: (Squawking.) Kit! Kidnapped! Pirates! (Ignatz flies around Baloo's head. Baloo is angry.)

Baloo: Oh, if anything happens to that boy; I'll break every bone in your head! (Baloo jumps off the left wing of the SeaDuck and chases Ignatz to a tree where Ignatz perches himself on a branch.) Now, where is he?

Ignatz: Look, stop wasting time! I know where Kit is and I have a plan!

Baloo: You have a plan?! Listening to you got Kit into this mess!

Ignatz: You not listening to me got Kit into this mess!

Baloo: I oughta...! I oughta...! Eh, I oughta kick myself in the pants, but my leg's not long enough.

Ignatz: I volunteer.

Baloo: All right. But if those yahoos do anything to Kit, I'll... (Baloo and Ignatz hear Kit laughing uncontrollably and loudly in the background.) Kit?! (Baloo and Ignatz run in and hide behind the bushes.)

Kit: NO, PLEASE, NO! (Kit continues to laugh uncontrollably.)

Baloo: Oh, it's...it's Kit!

Kit: (Kit shown tied against a tree as Mad Dog is using one of Ignatz's feathers (which he grabbed from Ignatz earlier) to tickle Kit's left foot. At least that was suppose to be what happened. What really happened is that Kit's legs was bouncing around so much that Mad Dog kept missing him that at one point, the feather was actually tickling Kit in the groin. Which causes him even more laughter.) STOP! OH, STOP! I'D RATHER DO ALGEBRA! (Kit continues to laugh uncontrollably so much; it makes Dumptruck laugh uncontrollably. Kit is forced to keep his legs virtually in one place (although seeing it again, Kit's feet do move slightly on the far shot.).)

Baloo: (Audio error: Kit stops laughing here for no reason.) I can't stand it! We have to do something! You're in charge, so; charge! (Ignatz is on a tree branch.)

Ignatz: Not so fast, twinkletoes! What we need is a diversion.

Baloo: Now where are we gonna get a diversion?! You think they grow on trees?!

Ignatz: Trust me. (Ignatz does a piercing whistle towards Don Karnage.) Hey! Captain Karnage?! That fat bear's here to rescue the kid! (Baloo is angry as he jumps up from the bushes and tries to grab Ignatz; but Ignatz dodges him.)

Baloo: Hey?! Are you nuts?!

Ignatz: And he's got the bird! (Don Karnage turns around hearing this.)

Don Karnage: Do not just stand there like logs bumping. Get me that bird! (Don Karnage brings out his sword; but Mad Dog and Dumptruck rush and stampede Don Karnage into the ground (which is the point where Kit should have stopped laughing). There is some noise as Ignatz flies away and Baloo gets tackled down behind the bushes and there is a cloud dust fight ensuing. Ignatz flies over to Kit who is wiggling his legs.)

Mad Dog: Aye, aye; Captain!

Ignatz: That's what I call a diversion! (Ignatz cuts the ropes with his talons and beak allowing Kit to slide down onto the ground.)

Kit: Ignatz! I knew you'd be back! (Ignatz is on his hand.)

Ignatz: (Ignatz flies up.) I know these guys are a lot of laughs, but it's time to beat it. (Kit runs off stage right as Ignatz flies with him for a while; and then goes over to Don Karnage who is getting up and looking like he has a grade-S concussion.) Don't look now, Captain; but the kid has escaped! (Ignatz flies away as Don Karnage looks to the tree; but is too dazed to do much.)

Don Karnage: What? Escaped? Hey! You very ugly pirates! Stop playing with the bear and come here! (Don motions Dumptruck and Mad Dog to come over to him. Mad Dog and Dumptruck have Baloo by the ankles as Baloo is trying to punch them; but hitting nothing but air. Dumptruck and Mad Dog throw Baloo in the air and Baloo lands squarely on the top of his head on the ground. Baloo falls backwards and somehow gets up looking like he has a concussion.)

Baloo: Had enough, huh? (Baloo starts punching again and missing by a mile.) Well, you're not getting off that easy! (Cut to Don Karnage looking dazed as he has multiple visions of Mad Dog and Dumptruck.)

Don Karnage: Ah! Very good! You have brought reinforcements. You two; follow me. The rest of you, spread out and find that boy! (Don Karnage sways away stage right as Mad Dog and Dumptruck shrug their shoulders. Baloo is still shadowing punching and dazed.)

Baloo: Take that..Huh..and that! (Kit comes over and holds Baloo by the hand to stop him from more punching.)

Ignatz: Will you stop dancing so we can get out of here? (Jump cut to Baloo, Kit and Ignatz going towards the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Make with the feet! (Baloo helps Kit up as the navigator side door opens and both Kit and Ignatz get into the SeaDuck. Baloo closes the door and turns around to see Don Karnage, Mad Dog and Dumptruck heading towards him in a repeat shot.)

End of Act II At 15:17

Act III

Scene I

(Cut to the forest as Don Karnage, Dumptruck and Mad Dog run towards the SeaDuck as it's nearly dawn. Baloo gets into the SeaDuck from the pilot's side and closes the door. Baloo starts the engines. The SeaDuck starts flying into the sky.)

Ignatz: What about the treasure?

Kit: Yeah, Baloo?! (Baloo looks to his left to see that the CT-37's have already taken off and are flying towards the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Kit! That was Don Karnage out there! (We do some dogfighting for a while.)

Kit: But we gotta go back for it, Baloo!

Baloo: (Back in the cockpit.) What we gotta do is get away from those pirates! (Ignatz is standing on the yoke of the navigator's seat.)

Ignatz: I know how we can get away and get back to the treasure. (The CT-37's are shooting the SeaDuck.)

Kit: Baloo, please give him a chance. He got me away from the pirates.

Baloo: He got me pulverized! The bird is bad news. (Igantz flies around as Baloo misses him again; and Ignatz lands on the flight stick.)

Ignatz: So take me to the treasure and I'm out of your life forever. I promise.

Baloo: Now you're talking my language! (So Baloo turns the SeaDuck around and flies straight into the CT-37's causing Dumptruck and Mad Dog to seperate. Don Karnage's plane crashes into the trees; burying him in spurce needles.)

Don Karnage: When I catch that bothersome Baloo; I tear him into itsy-bitsy pieces of ugly bear and then I sew him back together with dull needles! (All the spurce tree flies away from his plane.)

Ignatz: Oh, no! (The SeaDuck starts flying into the forest as Don Karnage and Mad Dog's plane passes a tree. Dumptruck bumps into a branch, ferris wheels itself several times before crashing into another tree and sliding down to the ground. The SeaDuck flies just above the trees as the two remaining CT-37's follow it. The SeaDuck dives into the forest as we head back into the cockpit with Ignatz sitting on the navigator's seat.) And there's Carlsbear Caverns. That's where the loot's stashed. Land as close as you can. (Suddenly, more gunfire rings from the trees (and they are showing the bullets for real instead of the usual red flash bullets they often use.) as several shots hit the bottom of the SeaDuck. There is a shot of the mountain where Calsbear Caverns is which the front is shaped like the head of a grizzly bear. The Sea Duck flies into the cavern and bumps some rocks on the top of the caverns for good measure. The CT-37's enter the cavern.)

Don Karnage: They cannot escape Don Karnage, the Prince of Pirates! (The CT-37's are chasing the SeaDuck; but Mad Dog's plane hits the spiked ceiling and his plane disassembles. It starts to fall.)

Mad Dog: Lucky I had my new ejection seat installed. (Mad Dog pulls a lever and the seat ejects Mad Dog and he hits the top of the cavern ceiling. The plane crashes as Mad Dog's parachute opens the wrong way and Mad Dog free falls down. Back to the SeaDuck flying through the cavern and then into the cockpit as Kit is screaming. The SeaDuck is heading straight for a wall; but the SeaDuck flies up and then into a narrow section of a cave at the top. Don Karnage notices the wall; and panics before his plane crashes into the wall and slides down.)

Don Karnage: What a lousy place for a wall! (Head back to further inside the cave as the SeaDuck is flying with it's search lights on.)

Baloo: Now we're cooking with gas! (Head back to the crashed CT-37 of Don Karnage as Mad Dog and Dumptruck run in. Mad Dog pulls Don Karnage from the wrecked plane.)

Mad Dog: Are you all right, Captain? (Don Karnage gets up and slaps Mad Dog in the kisser.) He's just fine.

Don Karnage: After them! (Don Karnage, Mad Dog and Dumptruck bail stage right. Cut to the SeaDuck flying even further into the caverns and then lands on smooth ground.)

Scene II

(Cut to Kit, Baloo and Ignatz in front of the SeaDuck now.)

Baloo: Okay. Here's us. Where's the treasure? (Ignatz looks around. Ignatz then points to a cave that looks small enough for Ignatz and no one else. )

Ignatz: There! We have to go through that tunnel. (Baloo points to the far larger tunnel on the left.)

Baloo: Oh, why can't we go this way?

Ignatz: Oh, that'll get you there; but you won't like the trip.

Baloo: Oh, why don't you let me decide? (Baloo walks towards the larger cave.)

Ignatz: Remember what happened when you didn't trust me?

Baloo: Oh, I remember what happened when I did trust you. (Baloo steps on a rock which springs down.)

Ignatz: Old Juan Toomany hated company. (This causes a massive earthquake as it splits the ground into three sections, forcing Kit to be seperated into one section. Baloo and Igantz go out and notice this.)

Baloo: Kit! (Rocks come tumbling down into the abyss below as Kit watches on.) KIT! (Kit is then being held by Dumptruck and Mad Dog as Don Karnage has arrived.)

Don Karnage: If you want your young friend back in just one pieces, give me the bird!

Ignatz: (Flying around.) Follow me! It would be a good idea for you to move. Once a booby starts a trap, it doesn't stop. (Baloo folds his arms.)

Baloo: And leave Kit? Forget...IIIIITTTTTT! (Some rocky trap springs causing Baloo to free fall and land on a rocky like slide. Baloo slides down the slide. I thought there was a logic break here; but it's clearly Ignatz flying straight down. Baloo flies off the edge of the slide and lands on Juan Toomany's treasure lode. Baloo rubs his behind.) Oh, my aching... (Baloo grabs some jewels and there is sparkles and clinking sounds.) Jewels! (Ignatz lands on a pile of gold coins.)

Ignatz: Well, you found the treasure your way. (Baloo starts throwing gold coins around with glee.)

Baloo: Boy, oh boy! Wait till Kit gets a load...Kit! I have to save Kit!

Ignatz: You? You're not even a good diversion! I'll save him...again!

Baloo: Listen, I don't need you. (Baloo slides down the coins toward Ignatz.) Who's been insulting me since the day we met?

Ignatz: Who's deserved being insulted, fathead?!

Baloo: Cracker breath! (Baloo and Ignatz are nose to beak at each other and look like they are going to kill each other now.)

Ignatz: Doofus!

Baloo/Ignatz: The only good thing about you is Kit! (Then both guys stop and realize that this is getting nowhere and they shake hands as if nothing had happened.)

Baloo: So what are we waiting for?

Ignatz: Yeah. Let's go see a pirate about a kid.

Scene III

(Back with Don Karnage putting a finger in Kit's face, who is still being held by Dumptruck and Mad Dog.)

Don Karnage: You had better get that annoying bird back here if you ever want to see sociable insecurity. (Baloo and Ignatz hide behind a rock.)

Baloo: Don't see how we're ever gonna get Kit away from those bozos.

Ignatz: Well, we have to do something before one of those idiots trip Juan Toomany's big trap. (Disney Captions missed "one of" by the way.)

Baloo: Relax. That would take somebody really dumb. (Baloo nudges against a large stone spike uprooted from the ground and it grinds backwards.)

Ignatz: Ah. Right again, Baloo. (The cave starts to rumble as the spike ceiling shoots spikes down from the ceiling. Don Karnage starts dodging spikes.)

Don Karnage: Oo! Ah! Oh! Ah! I hate this part! No! Ah! (One of the spikes whacks him and he goes down. Dumptruck and Mad Dog are distracted as they dodge spikes. They do a tug of war with Kit's arms.)

Mad Dog: Hey! Oh! Ow! (They squish together as Kit stomps on Dumptrucks right foot. Dumptruck lets go and holds his foot.)

Dumptruck: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Mad Dog: What is the matter with you?! (Dumptruck jumps around and stomps Mad Dog's foot (complete with cracking sound to indicate that Mad Dog has legit broke his foot.).) OW! OW! OW! (Mad Dog grabs his foot as Baloo and Ignatz come out of their hiding spot.)

Baloo: Kit! (Baloo, Kit and Ignatz run in to greet each other, but Don Karnage manages to get out from a large rock and grab Kit by the sweater. Don points the sword at Baloo.)

Don Karnage: That's far enough! All right, you nasty bird. Either I get the treasure immediately or something terrible is going to happen! (Don Karnage places the sword underneath Kit's throat. However; a stone trap door opens and the air pirates all free fall into the trap.) Mamma! (Baloo manages to grab Kit with an assist from Ignatz as Baloo and Kit embrace each other.)

Baloo: Let's make tracks! (Baloo, Kit and Ignatz all bail stage right.)

Scene IV

(Shot to outside Calsbear Caverns as the SeaDuck flies out of the cavern's mouth while Don Karnage, Dumptruck and Mad Dog run out of the cave as fast as they can. Far shot of the caverns imploding and collapsing into itself, burying the treasure and everything. The SeaDuck flies away from the implosion. Kit looks out the window of the SeaDuck.)

Kit: Whew. Well, so much for the treasure. (The SeaDuck flies towards the west as it's morning now.)

Baloo: Yeah, but I got us out of there alive and that's what counts.

Ignatz: You got us out?! You almost got us squashed!

Baloo: Ha ha! That's rich! Why, if it hadn't been for me...

Scene V

(Back on the docks of Higher For Hire as Kit is fishing on the pier while Baloo is looking at a newspaper.)

Baloo: Gotta be some way I can pay Rebecca back the five hundred smackers. (Ignatz flies in wearing a straw hat, a purple tunic and a purple striped coat; and lands on a wooden box.)

Ignatz: This what you are moping about, sweetcheeks? (Ignatz brings out a wad of cash.)

Baloo: What? How did you get a hold of that kind of money?

Ignatz: I just signed on with the Museum of History. I'm going to tell the tale of I, single-handedly; saved you from a fate worse than death.

Baloo: I suppose we should be glad you've found something your big mouth is good for. (Disney Captions missed "I suppose".)

Ignatz: Listen, Baloo. I know the last thing you want from me is a favor, but I figure I owe my buddy Kit a small token of my esteem. (He gives the money to Kit.) 'Course; what Kit does with it is none of my business. See you around. Squawk! (Ignatz flies up and flies away as Kit waves goodbye.)

Kit: Well, what do you think of birds now, Baloo? (Kit gives the money to Baloo.)

Baloo: I tell you, Lil' Britches; I may never eat fried chicken again.

End of Episode At 21:23

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