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All's Whale That Ends Whale Transcript
Written: 07/02/2016
Updated:
09/30/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Nightfall at the docks of Higher For Hire as we head inside the storage room as Baloo is handling money while Kit is sitting on a box looking on. Kit is not amused as Baloo looks around. Then both of them crawl to a board on the floor with a hole in the middle. Baloo puts his finger through the hole and places the board on the floor. This reveals a small box which Baloo brings out and opens it. We see a lot of coins and money inside the box.)
Kit Cloudkicker: Baloo! Where'd you get all that money?
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: From saving a little at a time for a long time. It's still not enough wampum to buy back the SeaDuck; but it will be. (Baloo pets Kit's head and rubs the money.) In six weeks, we should be living free and easy. (Baloo puts the money in the box.)
Kit: Wait a second. (Kit takes a coin from underneath his sweater and it shines. Kit places the coin in the box.)
Baloo: Thanks, partner. (Baloo pets Kit's head and closes the box.)
Scene II
(Head for an island in the middle of nowhere with the SeaDuck floating on the water near the island. Cut to the SeaDuck as Baloo is in a hammock tied underneath the left wing fishing with an inner tube containing a bucket of bait. Kit is in the pilot's seat of the SeaDuck making a peanut butter sandwich.)
Baloo: Oh man, oh man. Heh heh. I hate to leave all this freedom, but Becky will bust her briefcase if we're late getting back.
Kit: Gosh, Baloo. We can't travel on empty stomachs, can we? (Cut to Baloo drinking orange soda from a glass.)
Baloo: You win. Two more minutes. I need to practice for all that free time we're gonna have when I buy back the SeaDuck. (Baloo casts his line and the hook grabs the jar of peanut butter. The peanut butter jar goes flying and lands in the bait bucket getting peanut butter all over the bait.)
Kit: Yuck! You got bait in my peanut butter.
Baloo: Yuck! You got peanut butter in my bait. (Baloo coughs as the inner tube sails away from the SeaDuck.) Oh, what a waste of perfectly good, triple-action, twisted wigglies. (The bucket squeezes through the inner tube and sinks into the ocean. Then Baloo panics because out from the ocean comes a giant whale with perfectly white, giant teeth. It roars and smiles. It looks around.)
Kit: Wow! Look at the size of him! (The whale dives into the water causing a huge tidal wave. This causes Baloo to wrap around the hammock off-screen.)
Baloo: Well, I'm glad we only dropped one bucket of bait. (Baloo struggles in the hammock.)
Kit: Ah, well, hi there, whaley. (The whale swims over and bumps the SeaDuck causing Kit to go flying and that causes the peanut butter and Kit to fly into the water.) Whoa!
Baloo: Kit! (The whale then dives in after Kit.) Hang on, Kit! I'm coming, I'm coming! (Baloo panics and trips into the water from the hammock. Baloo swims underwater as we see Kit and the whale rise up from the water with the picnic basket.)
Kit: This guy's more fun than a rollercoaster. (Baloo pops up from the water coughing and spitting out water.)
Baloo: Yeah. Soggier too. (Baloo hangs onto the pantoon. The whale croaks and splashes with it's fins.)
Kit: It's the peanut butter bait. He wants more, I'll bet. (Kit takes a fish from the basket and dips it into a second jar of peanut butter inside the picnic basket. He then waves it above the whale.) Come on. Sit up, boy. Can you sit up? (The whale moves back.)
Baloo: Say, that guppy's friendly as a puppy. (The whale spins around on the water croaking and then splashes to the ground; spraying Baloo with more water. This causes Baloo to lose his hat.)
Kit: Roll over, boy. Come on, roll over. (The whale rolls over with Kit splashing into the water and coming out of it. Then Kit gets sprayed with the water pillar from the whale's hole. Kit laughs as he bounces on top of the water pillar.) Can I keep him, Poppa Bear? (Giggles.) Please?
Baloo: (Sitting on the right wing of the SeaDuck.) Keep him? Why, you'd need a fish bowl the size of Thembria. (Kit comes down from the water pillar.)
Kit: He'd make a great pet. (Kit looks defeated.)
Baloo: Look at it from his side, Li'l Britches. Just 'cause we can't play here all day doesn't mean he shouldn't be able to. (Baloo runs and jumps onto the propeller and into the cockpit of the SeaDuck.) Now, say "So long". We really have to get back to work.
Kit: Bye, big guy. (Kit rubs the whale as the whale goes over to the SeaDuck.) We'll be back, boy. (Baloo grabs Kit and goes into the SeaDuck as the whale groans and dives into the water while the pilot's door closes. The SeaDuck flies out from the island.)
Scene III
(Return to the docks of Higher For Hire as there is a decent crowd at the harbour. The SeaDuck is already docked at the docks as Baloo and Kit come out of the SeaDuck. Rebecca walks towards them.)
Baloo: Kit and Baloo, reporting for duty, Miss Cunningham. Spit-shine, looking fine and back a whole five minutes early. (Baloo stops and whistles.) Say now! What's with all the customers? (There is a crowd of customers including a rhino with a net, a bear with a rifle, the elephant and crocodile from The Idol Rich and three other furries.)
Rebecca Cunningham: It's the missing whale from Seymore's See-More Seaquarium. (Kit and Baloo look at each other.)
Kit: Missing whale?
Rebecca: Yes. The whole afternoon is booked solid with customers who want five minutes of air time to search for it. (The rhino furry with the net shows off a white clip with the number one painted in red.)
Baloo: But why is everybody so hot to find some overgrown tuna fish? (Rebecca goes over to Baloo and gives him a paper showing the whale swimming in water as there is a reward for him.)
Rebecca: Because of the reward money. (Baloo shows Kit the paper.)
Baloo: Oh, this reward and our stashed cash could buy back the SeaDuck, Kit.
Kit: And if the whale's at the Seaquarium, I can visit him every day.
Rebecca: Will you please get to work? (Rebecca walks the rhino furry towards the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: Work? Heh-ha. We've got four whole minutes of break time left. (Baloo and Kit walk into the tailsection entrance of the SeaDuck. Baloo starts the engines and the propellers slowly spin. The rhino slowly walks onto the tailsection door; but the SeaDuck flies off and that causes the rhino to fly backwards and land in the harbour. The rhino pops up as Rebecca look at him and then looks angry at Baloo.)
Scene IV
(We head to Seymore's See-More Seaquarium with a balloon float and a small octopus like trailer.)
Seymore: Bless my lucky starfish; you've found my whale. (We see Kit, Baloo and Seymore heading out of the Seaquarium as Seymore is a weasel furry wearing a white coat, almond pants and a white hat dragging a sack of something.) Ah, you have no idea what this means to me.
Baloo: As long as it means moola for us. (Baloo winks at Kit as they walk over to the cliff.)
Seymore: Oodles of moola. As soon as Moby Dimple is back and performing. Just let me load my special whale retrieval equipment. (Baloo goes over to a white helicopter and opens the back of said helicopter. Baloo takes the sack with ease.)
Baloo: You mean your whale's done this disappearing act before? (Baloo puts the sack in the back of the helicopter.)
Seymore: Oh, my goodness; yes. (Kit is not impressed by this and looks mad.) You see, Moby Dimple is just too young to understand that a tame whale can't survive in the wild.
Kit: Oh, I don't know. He looked okay to me. (Disney Captions missed the "Oh, I don't know." part.)
Seymore: Which are you gonna believe? Me or your eyes? (Seymore walks over to the helicopter and gets in as there is a double red tipped harpoon gun with scope on it. Kit runs over to it not happy.)
Kit: Hey, what's this doing here? A Smith & Wessonoil double-barreled harpoon? Those things are illegal.
Baloo: And they're against the law, too.
Seymore: Um, only if you hunt with them. You see, this is a museum piece, part of the Seaquarium's collection. (Seymore uses the scope and targets Baloo and Kit with it.) So, boys; let's go find my whale. Hmm? (Baloo gulps.)
Scene V
(Head back to the island from a shot of the waterfall as Seymore's helicopter is hidden with tree branches. Zoom into Seymore popping from the palm tree leaves inside his helicopter.)
Seymore: Whenever you're ready, boys. (Pan over west to the SeaDuck at the tailsection door with Baloo and Kit.)
Kit: Here, Dimple! We're back! We brought treats! (Kit is shown dipping fish into peanut butter as he looks worried. We see a water spout as Dimple swims over and shows himself as he smiles. Kit throws a fish towards him.) Catch, boy! (Dimple catches it while falling backwards.)
Seymore: Come to Papa, you naughty boy. (Seymore stars his helicopter and blows his cover. Baloo and Kit look shocked as does Dimple. Seymore turns the harpoon gun over and targets Dimple. Dimple squeals as the harpoon gun is fired as there is a rope attached to it. The rope ties around the tail of Dimple.) Got him! (Dimple keeps swimming as the helicopter is towed on the water in the process. Kit and Baloo look shocked as Dimple dives and swims away towing the helicopter. Dimple then gets tired and stops diving as it floats on the water.) Hold your seahorses, Dimple, hon. I'll have you back making money in no time. (Seymore goes over to Baloo and Kit and drops two red tickets on the ocean.) Here are two free passes. Come catch the show and we'll square up the reward money. (Seymore flies away with Dimple in tow.)
Baloo: Well, Seymore got his whale and we got the SeaDuck. (Looking sad.) This is our lucky day, Li'l Britches.
Kit: Yeah, great. Just great.
Scene VI
(We hear clapping and cheering as we see a balloon with a fish hook inside a fish's mouth showing off the logo for See-More Seaquarium. Then a sky shot of the three SeaWorld-equse circus-equse buckets of water with a large crowd. There is a black octopus spread out in the entrance way covered with red curtains. Cut to a shot of a really fake looking crowd in the stands and then head to the main pool as Seymore is dressed in a cyan blue naval-equse uniform (with lime green bowtie) carrying a whip and megaphone on a diving board. The name of the whale act is called "Wotta Whale" by the way.)
Seymore: And now for the grand finale! The great Moby Dimple will leap fifty feet into the air...through the amazing...Hoop of Doom! (Cut to an overhanging hoop being set on fire. The audience gasps on cue as we cut to Kit and Baloo in the stands. Baloo is eating a hotdog and popcorn with soda as Kit is just holding a soda in his hands.)
Kit: I don't like the looks of this. (Baloo eats popcorn.)
Baloo: Don't worry, Kit. It's just part of the act. (We see Dimple swimming around the pool looking miserable. Seymore is not amused by this as he cracks the whip on Dimple at the water's surface. Dimple jumps up squealing and flies through the hoop; but burns portions of himself in the process. He lands in the water with a resounding splash. Everyone on Kit's side gets splashed, as the crowd is in awe. Kit is wiggling and giggling a bit as Baloo is not amused at all.)
Crowd: Ooo... (Dimple swims underwater groaning. The crowd cheers at Seymore and claps.)
Seymore: Oh, thank you. Thank...Oh, I'm very lucky. Thank you.
Kit: Huh, Dimple burned his tail, Baloo. (Baloo squeezes his pilot's cap.)
Baloo: Eh, Like I'm telling you, it's all a part of the act...I think. (Baloo and Kit are standing on a wooden plank next to the tanks as the crowd walks away from the stands.) Hey there, Seymour! (Seymour walks towards Baloo and Kit.)
Seymore: Hi, fellas. I'd give you my thanks, but I think you want the reward money more, huh? (Kit is not happy as Seymore gives Baloo the reward money.)
Kit: Um, Mr. Seymore, I think Dimple hurt his tail.
Seymore: Oh, not to worry. It happens all the time. He's just an animal, doesn't feel a thing. Besides, people aren't paying to see his tail. (We walk around the Seaquarium as we see a bunch of seals in a pool tank looking absolutely miserable.) Ah-heh heh heh. (Kit looks at the tank.)
Kit: Golly, you could fry an egg on those seals. They could use some shade. (Disney Captions had it as "do with".)
Seymore: Yeah, but that costs money. Heh heh. Shade doesn't grow on trees, you know. (Seymore laughs. Baloo walks through the entrance path as the tanks for smaller animals appears completely out of nowhere when the first shot showed no signs of them. The tanks are dirty as fish are jumping up and gasping for clean water.)
Baloo: Oh, this tank is dirtier than last week's laundry. You ever clean these things, Seymore?
Seymore: Sure I do, but that costs moola too. In this racket, Baloo; slime is money. (Seymore laughs as he stands like a cocky man. Seymore takes some slime from his fingers. Seymore walks to the submarine tank trailer at the end of the entrance as Baloo and Kit run towards him.)
Kit: But, Mr. Seymore...?!
Seymore: Look! This is my park and I'll run it any way I please! (Kit looks glum.)
Baloo: Hey! Don't strip your scales there, Seymore!
Seymore: You did your job, you got your pay, now scram! (Kit and Baloo fall to the ground off-screen as Seymore slams the door.)
Baloo: Phew-whee. That guy's about as pleasant as a pair of sandpaper underpants. (Baloo then recoils and smiles as he takes out the money and kisses it.) We did it! (Baloo breathes a huge sigh of relief.) Ah, smell that air, Kit? Ha, that's how air smells when you're free. (Kit kicks the ground in disgust.)
Kit: It stinks! (Kit walks off angry.)
Baloo: Well, we are downwind of the bait tanks. (Kit sits down on a step ladder.)
Kit: No! I mean our freedom cost Dimple his freedom and I think that stinks!
Baloo: Now, take it easy, Li'l Britches; for all we know, that whale likes it here.
Kit: Oh, and you believe that, Poppa Bear?! (Baloo is embarrassed to even say that and sighs.)
Baloo: No, I don't believe it. But what can we do about it now? Seymore won't listen to us. (Baloo ponders it over and then snaps his fingers.) But I do know someone he'll have to listen to. Come on! (Baloo and Kit run off stage right.)
End Of Act I At 10:15
Act II
Scene I
(Head back to See-More's Seaquarium as we see a newspaper page flap in the wind as it's windy. Head inside the sucba gear trailer. Seymore is at his desk counting his money.)
Seymore: Another sold-out show. Boys, that whale is a money magnet. (We see two giant otters wearing blue cyan shirts and white caps. one of them has a black nose and hair while the second one has blond hair and a red nose. We get a knock on the glass ticket booth outside.) I'm out of tickets, chump! You'll have to come back later.
Inspector Burrough: I think not, sir. (Seymore goes over to the ticket booth window. We see an otter wearing a green coat, red vest, white shirt, blue tie, glasses and a hat carrying a clipboard.) I'm here to inspect your park. My name's Burrough.
Baloo: Rhymes with "through". (Baloo and Kit show up. Seymore is shocked and appalled.)
Seymore: It's another inspection. You two know what to do. (Seymore opens a trap door and both of his henchmen dive through the trapdoor. The trapdoor is closed as Seymore opens the door and comes out.) Ah, inspector, sir. What say we get acquainted before the grand tour? (Seymore is grabbing and petting Burrough on the vest.) Who did you say you were with?
Burrough: Ahchoo! (Burrough sneezes.)
Seymore: Uh...eh...Gesundheit.
Baloo: No, that's A.C.H.O.O. As in the Agency Concerned with the Happiness of Oceanic Oddities. (Baloo folds his arms.)
Kit: And if Inspector Burrough doesn't think you've been keeping the animals happy, he'll shut down your whole park! (The clipboard is down on the ground as Seymore is furious at Kit.)
Burrough: Well, let's get to it, shall we? (Burrough then gives money to Seymore.)
Seymore: Why, certainly. Follow me. (Seymore puts the money in his pocket. So everyone walks towards the seal tank as they put umbrellas over the seals and the two henchmen are are spraying green paint on the umbrellas.)
Seymore Henchmen #2 (Blond hair): Cheese it! They're coming! (The henchmen grab their spray cans and run behind the seal tank and run out of sight. Baloo, Kit, Burrough and Seymore walk and examine the seals. Baloo scratches his head as the inspector writes on the clipboard.)
Baloo: An hour ago, this place was in worse shape than WildCat's lunchbox.
Burrough: I like a man who shades his seals, Seymore. (Seymore ribs Baloo in the chest as he and Burrough walk off with Kit stage right.)
Baloo: But, your Inspectorship, those green leafies weren't there before.
Seymore: Fast-growing tropical hybrids, sir. I have special fertilizers.
Baloo: That I believe. (Cut to inside the entrance with the aquiriums with the henchmen putting in background pictures in the tanks to cover us the green slime and the visible slime on the front has been cleaned off now. The henchmen bail as Kit notices the tank.)
Kit: Hey, what's the deal with the aquarium?
Burrough: In my business, we call that "clean". Not to be confused with "dirty". (Burrough writes on the clipboard.) Ah, but...heh heh...I don't want to give away too many trade secrets.
Baloo: Inspector, believe me; Seymore here is pulling some sort of scam.
Burrough: If "scam" stands for "Super, Clean And Marvelous", then you are right!
Seymore: Oh, thank you, sir. (Baloo, Burrough, Kit and Seymore walk through the area as Seymore and Burrough are half embracing each other as Baloo walks up to them.)
Baloo: No, no, wait a minute! You haven't seen the whale. He's miserable. You'll see.
Seymore: One miserable whale coming up!
Scene II
(So we head to the main tank where Dimple is as Baloo, Kit, Burrough and Seymore walk on the boardwalk around it.)
Burrough: Now, that tank looks awfully tiny, Seymour; and it's awfully close to the sharks. (There is a smaller tank to the right containing three sharks swimming around. They stop at the window where Dimple is shown.)
Seymore: Oh, Dimple likes the company. (Seymore taps on the glass.) Besides, the performance tank is much bigger. But he likes it cozy. Don't you, boy? (Dimple groans.) Our special code. One spout for no, two for yes. (Seymore spouts two pillars for yes.)
Burrough: Ahoy in there! Are you happy, Dimple? (There is one spout of water and it goes down.)
Kit: See? One spout for no. So there! (Kit folds his arms and then a second spout water comes up.)
Seymore: He's happy. Two spouts for yes! (Kit is crushed as he walks away stage left with Burrough and Baloo. Dimple whimpers as Burrough leaves stage left. Dimple swims right and we see a garden hose dropped on the side of tha tank with one of the henchmen shown in sucba gear.)
Scene III
(We head back to the trailer as Burrough gives Seymore a scroll of paper certifying the inspection.)
Burrough: Here's your inspection certificate. This place is outstanding. I won't have to inspect you for an entire year. Heh ha ha ha. Congratulations. (Burrough and Seymore shake hands. Burrough turns around to Baloo.) As for you Baloo, you wasted my precious time. Don't let it happen again. (Burrough gets in his face and then storms out stage right.)
Kit: Baloo, we've got to do something. We can't leave Dimple here with this creep.
Baloo: Okay, Seymore; let's talk turkey about your whale. (Baloo brings out his reward money.)
Seymore: (Turns around.) Hmm. You want to buy my whale with the reward money?
Baloo: Plus ten times more!
Kit: But Baloo, that's the money you saved for the SeaDuck.
Baloo: The money we saved, Lil' Britches. And I can't think of a better way to spend it.
Seymore: That whale brings in a hundred times that each day. (Seymore swipes the money away from Baloo.) I suppose I should appreciate you helping me catch Dimple and getting my inspection certificate. But gratitude only stretches so far. Now I want you troublemakers out of my park! (Seymore and Baloo look at each other with teeth gritted as they look ready to fight; but Kit runs inbetween them and into the park.)
Kit: Not before I say goodbye to Dimple. (Baloo runs after him as Seymore watches on.)
Seymore: All right. But I'm not responsible if anything happens. (Baloo and Kit run and get on the diving board above the tank where Dimple is. Dimple is swimming around as he smiles and then whistles. Baloo and Kit turn around and notice that Seymore is on the edge of the diving board at a lever. He smiles with an evil smile as Baloo grabs Kit on cue. Then for some reason, Seymore is off the diving board and pulls the lever pushing the diving board towards the pool tank containing the three sharks. One of the sharks jumps up and Baloo kicks it in the teeth as it goes down.)
Kit: Oh, you haven't heard the last of this! (Then the trapdoor opens and Baloo and Kit scream as they fall into the shark tank with a splash.)
Seymore: Oh, I think I have, kid. I really think I have. (We see Baloo with Kit as the sharks underwater circle the two.)
End Of Act II At 14:58
Act III
Scene I
(Cut to in the shark tank as Baloo and Kit are struggling in the water as the three sharks continue to swim around Baloo and Kit. )
Kit: Help! (Kit coughs.) Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Baloo: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! (We head to Dimple's tank as we see Dimple underwater waking up.) Help! (Suddenly; the sharks swim towards the tank as Dimple headbutts the side of his tank. Dimple breaks through his tank as the sharks swim around and back towards Baloo and Kit. Baloo and Kit do the backstroke panicking and coughing. Dimple breaks through the tank and goes into the shark tank as Baloo and Kit hold onto each other. Dimple manages to rise them up above the sharks and faces the sharks head on. He's angry and the sharks whimper and bonk into each other and bounce away.)
Kit: Dimple saved us.
Baloo: He sure did. And it's time we returned the favor. Come on, Kit. (Baloo and Kit slide down Dimple's back and onto the boardwalk. They run off stage left.)
Scene II
(Head back to the storage room of Higher For Hire as Baloo puts his finger through the hole in the board. He flicks the board away and takes out the lock box containing the money they saved to buy back the SeaDuck. In comes WildCat and Kit with a bill.)
WildCat Puma: There's a guy out there with a really big package and a really big bill.
Baloo: WildCat, old buddy; tell the delivery man we'll be there in a minute with the dough. (Baloo walks out of the storage room.) You ready, Kit?
Kit: Lead on, Poppa Bear. (Kit follows him as WildCat is confused. He runs out of the storage room.)
Scene III
(Head to the docks as the SeaDuck is at the docks with two metal U shaped poles on top of the roof.)
WildCat: Hey, Baloo, Kit?! I-I did it! (WildCat is on the docks pointing to the SeaDuck.) So exactly what did I do? (Baloo and Kit walk towards the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: That old buddy, is the ACME Portable Whale Lift.
WildCat: Gee, all we need now is a whale.
Baloo: You can leave that to us, WildCat. (Kit is on the ladder.)
Kit: Yeah. We know just the spot to catch one. (Baloo and Kit climb the ladder.)
WildCat: Just so I don't have to throw it back! 'Cause they're heavy.
Scene IV
(Head back to See-More Seaquarium, we see the two henchmen inside. The blond haired one is pushing a trolley of fish that is flowing out of the trolley while the black haired one is writing on a clipboard.)
Baloo: Say, friend; could you move a little faster? (We see Baloo bringing in a wooden unpainted wagon wearing a mustache. In the wagon is Kit Cloudkicker dressed up and posing like a seal.) Let's get this pup into the briny before he melts. (Kit barks like a seal.)
Seymore Henchmen #1 (Black Hair): The boss didn't say he was expecting any delieveries.
Baloo: Well, of course he didn't. I'm not delivering the seal to him, I'm delivering him to you.
Seymore Henchmen #1: Oh, okay. (Baloo walks into the park with the wagon in tow past the henchmen and then runs with it while ripping off the mustache. They stop the wagon inside the aquariums area.)
Kit: Meet you at the whale tank in ten minutes. (Baloo gives Kit the thumbs up. Kit jumps out of the wagon and crawls towards Dimple's tank as Dimple spouts water inside the tank. Kit is then cut off by Seymore.)
Seymore: Hey, what's that seal doing here? We have a show to do. (Kit holds against the tank.) All I need is to start the show a seal short. (Seymore approaches Kit with a lasso and he lassoes the rope around Kit's neck and pulls him away stage right. Kit barks like a seal.) Come on, Rover. It's showtime!
Scene V
(Cut to the crowd cheering and clapping in the stands as we see Dimple swimming in his tank which the water looks slimey. He dives and his tail splashes water all over the crowd. In comes Seymore with a bucket of fish and a megaphone near the stage where the seals stand on green podiums.)
Seymore: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to the wettest show on Earth! (In comes three seals and Kit crawling like a seal from the curtain.) And now, for your viewing amusement; our amazing seals! (All the seals and Kit get onto the green podium and bark.) Hit it, gang! (Seymore throws a ball and seal number one catches it with his nose and balances it. He tosses it to number two who balances it on his nose. Then we go to number three, who balances it on his nose. Then he bounces it towards Kit as Kit is apparently looking at something away from the action and the ball bounces violently off his head. The audience groans as Kit is dizzy. Seymore is not exactly thrilled by this.) Well...Ah-heh heh...Perhaps the seals are in a musical mood today. (Seymore throws fish at the seals and three of the seals eat the fish on capture. One of the fishes lands in Kit's mouth and Kit recoils with disgust and spits it back to the third seal who eats it. Kit looks sick as his vision is blurred as he was looking at the clock on up of the octopus. Kit then climbs off the podium and runs stage right.) How about a little classical music? (Seymore stops him as he brings out a trolley comtaining a cube featuring three clown horns. Kit goes over to the horns and bites into the rubber of each one to make the most horrid music in history which makes Seymore cringe in anger and frustration.) Ah ha ha. That was classical all right. Classically bad! (The audience boos as Seymore pushes the music clown horns trolley away stage right. Seymore cringes again and looks flustered as we see the SeaDuck flying over the Seaquarium. Kit sees it and starts running stage left; but Seymore steps on his hand (which is in a flipper and Kit tumbles down onto the ground.) Get back here! The show isn't over yet! (Kit pulls his left hand out of the flipper and simply runs away stage left. The henchmen arrives behind Seymore.) It's the kid! (Kit finds the bucket of fish and dumps it on the stage. The seals love this as the henchmen slip and slide on the fish with Seymore as the seals run in and dance with the henchmen and Seymore. Everyone trips and falls down as Kit runs onto the diving board, dives and does a forward roll landing on Dimple. In comes the SeaDuck diving towards the tank. The seals are barking.)
Kit: Dimple, it's me! (Kit takes off the fake seal nose.) Jump, boy, jump! (Dimple jumps into the water, and circles the tank as the SeaDuck comes down as Baloo pushes on the flight stick. Dimple jumps up into the air very high and then lands right on the ACME Whale lift on top of the SeaDuck. The SeaDuck flies away into the sky as the crowd cheers in unison for this. Seymore and his henchmen get up spitting.)
Seymore: Nobody steals my whale.
Scene VI
(Head into the skies as the SeaDuck is flying in the air with Dimple on the roof. Head into the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Kit runs into the cockpit with the seal gear all off. Kit jumps into his seat.)
Kit: We did it, Baloo! (Cut to outside as we hear banging and see Seymore's plane banging with the harpoon right on the left side of the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: Yeah, but the clam-jockey's right behind us.
Seymore: Give it up, you thieves, you!
Baloo: He-hey, what do you say we give Burrough something worth inspecting? (The SeaDuck flies over Cape Suzette harbour as Seymore follows them. Cut to a yellow bricked apartment building and a look out as Burrough is sitting down in a chair (without his hat) reading the Cape Suzette Tribune while having a cup of tea on a table. There is a telescope attached to the railing of the look off. He drinks his tea as the SeaDuck passes him. Burrough looks confused.)
Burrough: Nah! Couldn't be. (He looks at the newspaper as he drinks more tea and Seymore's helicopter whizzes by. Burrough spits his tea out violently and goes over to the telescope while putting his tea cup down and the newspaper goes flying. Burrough looks in the telescope and notices Seymore looking through the scope of his harpoon gun.) That's a Smith & Wessonoil double-barreled harpoon. Nobody slips one of those past A.C.H.O.O! (Burrough runs into his apartment room as the telescope is spun around in the process.)
Scene VII
(Sunset at the island as the SeaDuck is on the water as Dimple is floating on the water with a palm tree stuck in his whale hole. Zoom to Kit and Baloo at the door with Baloo fishing and Kit sitting down next to the jar of worms. Seymore's helicopter approaches as he lands the helicopter on Dimple's back.)
Seymore: All right, you two no-good con nappers! Where's my whale?! (Seymore gets out of the helicopter angry as heck.)
Baloo: Why Seymore; you must have us mixed up with somebody else. We've been fishing all day. (Kit nods as sirens wail and here comes a naval boat circling around as it stops next to Dimple.)
Seymore: Inspector, I demand you do something about this!
Burrough: I intend to, Seymore! (We see Burrough on the boat as Malarky and Gridleman placed a wooden plank next to the boat and Dimple. They come down and grab Seymore.) You're under arrest for possession of an illegal harpoon. (They drag Seymore into the naval boat.)
Seymore: But-but-but, Inspector; I er...
Burrough: I knew from the start there was something fishy about you. (The board falls into the sea as the naval boat sails away from the island with it's siren's wailing.)
Kit: Okay, Dimple! Coast is clear! (Dimple rises as he drops the helicopter into the ocean and flicks the palm tree out of his whale hole. It squeals and splashes the water with it's fins. Baloo waves at him as Baloo goes to the cockpit and Kit closes the side door. The SeaDuck starts the engines and flies away from the island.) Now he has the whole ocean to play in. (We then see Dimple jumping out and into the water squealing.)
End of Episode At 21:25
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