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A Baloo Switcheroo Transcript
Written: 06/25/2016
Updated:
10/13/2021
Legend:
Kaloo
= Kit in Baloo's body.
Bit
= Baloo in Kit's body.
Ron
Carnage = Rebecca in Don
Karnage's body.
Debecca Kunningham = Don
Karnage in Rebecca Cunningham's body.
Dad Tog =
Dumptruck in Mad Dog's body.
Mumpduck =
Mad Dog in Dumptruck's body.
Act I
Scene I
(Shot of inside a jungle with animals hooting and chattering. Pan over to a wooden bridge and to inside a stone temple. Cut to inside the stone temple and pan over to a monkey wearing Indiana Jones gear (even carrying a red rope like whip on his person and wearing glasses) tip toeing through the temple. He looks around and notices a thunderbolt spike on the ceiling right away. The monkey explorer takes his backpack and brings out a coin. He flicks it and it lands on a brick floor panel as the thunderbolt spike shoots down and sticks onto the floor complete with rumbling. )
Monkey Explorer: Oh, Mama! (The monkey explorer sidesteps and runs to a room which contains an idol like statue on a pedstal protected by nine thunderbolt spikes surrounding the top of a doorway. The monkey explorer walks up to it as the idol has a Easter Island-equse face with ruby eyes and ruby and emerald trim on the base.) At last...the idol! (The monkey explorer grabs the idol and pulls it from the pedstal.) One...two...three... (As he pulls it away; the thunderbolt spikes shoot out and destroy the pedstal. The monkey explorer holds the idol as Don Karnage comes in carrying a torch along with Mad Dog and Dumptruck.)
Don Karnage: My, my, my. You are one noisy fellow, Professor O'Bowens.
Professor O'Bowens: Don Karnage!
Don Karnage: The one and only! (Don Karnage bows.) I will be taking that little knick-knack, if you please. (Don Karnage takes out his sword as O'Bowens backs up.)
Professor O'Bowens: Not this time, pirate! Feel the fury of my whip! (O'Bowen's takes out his red rope whip; but Don Karnage slices it into pieces.) Hiya.....! Umm, did I say "whip"? I meant, "wimp". (Don Karnage uses the sword to flick the idol out of his hands and land in Don Karnage's hand. He also gives the torch to O'Bowens beforehand.) You fools! That's the "Idol Of The Spirit Switcher"! According to legend, it can steal your very soul and switch it with another.
Don Karnage: Who cares about that? I just want the jewels. (Don Karnage takes the sword and points it underneath O'Bowen's chin. Toon Disney cut out the sword pointing and the "I just want the jewels" part.) Calm him down, boys. (O'Bowens backs up towards a stone door with a thunderbolt spike against the right side of the doorway.)
Professor O'Bowens: No, no, please. Listen to me. You gotta listen. (O'Bowen pushes the thunderbolt spike lever down and we get rumbling. Stones drop all over the place as thunderbolt spikes are uprooting from the floor. The idol slips from Don Karnage's hands as he falls to the floor. The idol rolls on the floor as O'Bowens grabs the idol. He dodges a stray thunderbolt spike and runs out of the room. The air pirates chase after him.)
Don Karnage: After him!
Scene II
(Head outside the island on the shore as the SeaDuck is sitting on the muddy water near a jungle like area.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: (Yawns.) I wonder what's keeping the professor. (Cut to in front of the SeaDuck as Baloo is sleeping in a hammock while Kit is running on the spot wearing blue shorts and a white shirt with a cyan blue towel wrapped around his neck.) He should have been here an hour ago. (Kit is panting as he runs and he sweats.)
Kit Cloudkicker: Well, maybe there were long lines at the excavation.
Baloo: What's the matter Li'l Britches? Sand too hot?
Kit: (Panting and sweating.) Uh-uh, Baloo. I'm keeping in shape for the track and field tryouts tomorrow. (Kit is doing very weak knee squats.)
Baloo: Well, adults have bigger sports to play. (Baloo sits on the hammock.)
Kit: (Looking cyncial.) Like what?
Baloo: Like flying. Now that is a real sport. (Baloo walks over to the SeaDuck.) Where you sit down and use your noodle.
Kit: Come on, Baloo. Anyone can fly. The plane does all the work.
Baloo: Yeah, but can anyone win this? (Baloo brings out a piece of paper from his shirt. He shows it to Kit which shows three airplanes and has the words "Fly-Off" in red letters.)
Kit: "The Cape Suzette Championship Fly-Off".
Baloo: That's right, sport. (Baloo rolls up the paper.) You're looking at the next "Pilot Of The Year". (Kit smiles as O'Bowens comes running in from the west down the hill.)
Professor O'Bowens: Baloo! Baloo! (O'Bowens runs to Baloo and hands him the idol.) Hurry! Take this idol to Cape Suzette! I'll see you back there as soon as I can!
Kit: Where are you going? (O'Bowens pants.)
Professor O'Bowens: To head off the Air Pirates while you make your getaway.
Baloo/Kit: Pirates?!
Professor O'Bowens: And, whatever you do, do not look at the idol during a thunderstorm. Got that?
Baloo/Kit: Thunderstorm?!
Professor O'Bowens: Run!...I mean, fly! (Baloo and Kit run into the SeaDuck as O'Bowens runs south. Cut to a plain between the jungle with Don Karnage, Mad Dog and Dumptruck running welding swords as Don Karnage's sword has turned completely brown.)
Don Karnage: This way, men! (As they run right, O'Bowens is swinging on vines going left.)
Professor O'Bowens: Just passing through! (O'Bowens drops into the jungle as Don Karnage, Mad Dog and Dumptruck stop on a dime, turn around and run stage left.)
Don Karnage: That way, men! (O'Bowens runs around the corner.)
Professor O'Bowens: Ha! This is almost too easy. (O'Bowens runs into Dumptruck. Dumptruck grabs O'Bowens by the shirt.)
Dumptruck: Er, small jungle, isn't it? (Dumptruck puts O'Bowens in front of Don Karnage.)
Don Karnage: Well, we meet again, Professor. Heh heh. Where is the idol?
Professor O'Bowens: Ah...you...you pirates don't scare me. Nothing you can do can make me talk. (The SeaDuck engines are roaring in the background.) My courage is unshakeable! (Don Karnage puts the sword blade underneath O'Bowens chin again.) The bear and the kid have it and are taking it back to Cape Suzette! (Toon Disney cut out the sword pointing and the last sentence of the audio; but somehow kept the footage after Don Karnage pointed the sword upwards away from O'Bowens.)
Scene III
(Fly high in the sky as there is a massive thunderstorm and clouds in said sky. We see the SeaDuck flying in the sky are there is thunder rumbling.)
Baloo: Oh, clip my wings; what a storm! (Head to inside the cockpit as Kit is in his seat holding the idol while Baloo is piloting and wiping the windshield with a patched up blue cloth.)
Kit: (Sighs.) That's all we need. Especially after what the professor said about the idol. (It begins to rain.) Better not look at it.
Baloo: Okay.
Kit: I wonder what would happen.
Baloo: Uh, probably nothing.
Kit: Yeah. (A thunderbolt nails the SeaDuck as we get crackling and the thunderbolts shoot around the SeaDuck like a wormhole. The thunderbolt hits the idol and the idol floats up into the air.)
Baloo: What the--?! (The idol flashes causing Baloo and Kit to literally switch places a number of time before switching back to their original position a number of times.)
Bit: (Baloo's voice in Kit's body.) Oh, clip my wings; what happened?
Kaloo: (Kit's voice in Baloo's body.) I know what you mean, Baloo. Suddenly, I feel so...heavy. (The idol falls behind the pilot's seat.)
Bit: Li'l Britches, how...how did you get so big?
Kaloo: Hey!
Bit: And ruggedly handsome.
Kaloo: Baloo, I'm you and you're...ah...me! (Baloo and Kit look each other through their own eyes.)
Bit: Whoa! I've heard of going through a second childhood; but not somebody else's.
Kaloo: The idol. Whoa! (The SeaDuck goes into a tight barrel roll as Kit's body flies into Baloo's body in the process.)
Bit: Uh-oh! Mini muscles. Help! (Kit is holding onto the flight stick of the SeaDuck as Baloo steps on the door and pushes Kit into the seat allowing the SeaDuck to regain it's proper heading.) Thanks, kiddo.
Kaloo: Sure. Wow! Things look different from up here. (Kit is now in the pilot's seat while Baloo's in the navigation seat.)
Bit: Yeah, and I don't like it! How are we gonna change back?
Kaloo: You got me, but the professor must know.
Bit: We'll just have to wait for him when we get back home.
Kaloo: Oh, no! What are we gonna tell Miss Cunningham?
Bit: We can't tell her the truth. She'll never believe it. (The SeaDuck flies towards the Cape Suzette entrance. Cut to Kit piloting the SeaDuck.) We won't say nothing.
Kaloo: But our voices...She'll know.
Bit: Voices? Oh, there's nothing wrong with our voices. Only Becky's ears. (Kit winks at Baloo.)
Scene IV
(Head to the docks of Higher For Hire and then head inside the office with Rebecca at her desk with Baloo facing her. The idol is on the desk as Kit sits down on the raggely red chair. There is a mess of papers on the floor and a glass red shaded lamp.)
Rebecca Cunningham: Well, I'm certainly glad you boys got home safely. I only wish you'd brought the professor with you. (Kit puts his feet on the desk and Rebecca is not happy to see that.) Feet off the desk, Kit. It's bad enough to tell Baloo all the time. (Kit puts the feet off the desk.)
Bit: Okay, okay; don't pop your pearls, Becky.
Rebecca: Kit, how dare you talk that way! And how'd you do that? (Kit drops down from the chair.)
Bit: Do what?
Rebecca: Sound like Baloo.
Bit: Oh, I don't sound like Baloo. Do I?
Kaloo: Not to me.
Rebecca: (Walks from her desk.) Okay. What are you two up to? (Kit mouths quietly.) What?!
Bit: I said, something must be wrong with your hearing!
Rebecca : (Looking confused.) Must be. (Rebecca touches her ears as she goes to her desk to get a note off the telephone.) Oh, by the way, your coach called to say that track tryouts have been pushed to this afternoon.
Kaloo: What?! This afternoon?! Oh, great, swell!
Rebecca: (To Baloo.) Why are you upset?
Bit: Now, don't worry; buddy boy. I can do the tryouts if I have to.
Kaloo: (Giggles.) You?! Oh, get serious!
Rebecca: Baloo! Shouldn't you be showing the boy some encouragement?! (Rebecca looks at Kit.) Anyway; you've got your own competition to worry about today.
Bit: What's that?
Rebecca: The fly-offs.
Bit: Today?! (Groans as he grabs the paper from Baloo's shirt.) Oh, I never could keep my dates straight.
Kaloo: Gosh. Does this means I get to fly?
Rebecca: How else do you win a fly-off?
Kaloo: All by myself? (Baloo does airplane flying cosplaying around the room and spins around with engine noises in the background.)
Rebecca: Of course.
Kaloo: Wow!
Bit: (Whistles like a cuckoo bird.) Hold it! Stop the clock! Drop anchor! Time out, Beckers! (Kit pushes on Baloo's belly.)
Rebecca: Kit, what has gotten into you?
Bit: I didn't want to tell ya, but inside that head is the mind of a child.
Rebecca: Kit, you shouldn't say things like that...even if it is true.
Kaloo: But Miss Cunningham...
Rebecca: Don't you "Miss Cunningham" me, Baloo! I'm counting on you to win the fly-offs to boost business. (Rebecca walks off.)
Bit: Where are you going, Beckers?
Rebecca: To take an aspirin. I have a headache. My ears hurt. I'm going crazy. (Rebecca walks out of the office and slams the door.)
Scene V
(Back to the skies as we head to the Iron Vulture flying in the skies. We head inside the wheel house as Don Karnage is looking from the window from a telescope. In comes Mad Dog and Dumptruck who are attending to the submarine from It Came From Beneath The SeaDuck.)
Mad Dog: Are you sure you want to go after the idol, Captain? The professor said it could be dangerous.
Don Karnage: Only to those who would keep it from me. (Don Karnage throws the telescope away and it shatters off-screen. Don Karnage proceeds to pull Dumptruck's hat down and jumps over Dumptruck in the process. Don Karnage walks all over Dumptruck.) The Cape Suzette cannons will not hurt me if they cannot see me. (Don Karnage giggles as he gets on top of the submarine. Dumptruck struggles pops his hat out as Don Karnage is in the porthole of the submarine.) I am so smart. Now, get ready to lower the submarine! (Dumptruck goes over to the lever machine wired up to the submarine.)
Dumptruck: As you command, Captain! (Dumptruck pushes the lever and the submarine bounces on the coveyer belt as the trapdoor opens; but the Iron Vulture is not lowered down to ocean level yet.)
Don Karnage: Not yet, you fool! (So the submarine free falls and does flips before hitting the water and goes underwater hitting the rock floor weakly. Cut to inside the submarine with Don Karnage sitting backwards in the chair. He pushes the glowing red button near a camera to turn it off as the submarine rises up to the surface.) When I get back, I will hang them by their pinkies! (The submarine rides towards the cliffs.)
Scene VI
(Head inside Baloo and Kit's bedroom as Kit is lying in Baloo's bed kicking his feet up. Baloo is shown standing up near Kit's bed. Baloo is leaving.)
Kaloo: See you later, Baloo.
Bit: Where are you going, Big Britches? (Baloo takes the cyan blue towel.)
Kaloo: My track tryouts. (Kit jumps out of bed.)
Bit: Well, you can't go like that! Grown-ups aren't allowed.
Kaloo: Oh...yeah. (Baloo ponders it over.) Okay, you go.
Bit: Can't. Got my fly-offs. (Baloo scoffs at it.)
Kaloo: You think they'll let a kid fly?
Bit: Uh-oh. What are we gonna do?
Kaloo: We've got to switch.
Bit: But you can't fly!
Kaloo: Sure. Anyone can fly. But can you make the track team?
Bit: He-hey! Back in school, I was number one in track and field. (Baloo taps his foot.) Or was that field and stream?
Rebecca: (Background.) Let's go, Baloo. We're late! (Kit runs out stage left.)
End Of Act I At 8:06
Act II
Scene I
(Head to a track and field park somewhere in Cape Suzette as we see the crowd is at 50% full for the event. Strangely; there is only two sercuity guards and only four kids present along with two coaches. Also; the hurdles are on the grass instead of on the track (although someone is running on the track anyway). Zoom in to a brown fat bear with a green cap, white shirt, whistle around his neck and blue short addressing Kit and a blond bear wearing a white shirt with red shorts. )
Cape Suzette Track & Field Coach: Okay, hurdles are first. Now, you want a fast time, but I dock points if you knock them over. (The track coach pets Kit's head with the clipboard.) You first, Cloudkicker.
Bit: He-hey! No problem, Teach.
Teach: Eh, what's wrong with your voice? (Kit runs over to the hurdles area.)
Bit: Ah, heh heh, gee; I guess I'm just growing up, that's all. (Kit runs around the hurdles. Teach is shocked and appalled as he blows the whistle. The blond bear cub folds his arms.)
Teach: Get over here, Cloudkicker! (Kit runs over to Teach.)
Bit: What? I didn't touch a single one.
Teach: You jump over hurdles!
Bit: Aw, get out of here! The only thing I jump to are conclusions! (Teach is flustered as Kit folds his arms.)
Scene II
(Head to the arena as we cut to a shot of a tower with the PA system on them. The crowd is cheering as a blue/white plane with red trim flies in the air being piloted by Wily Pole who is waving to the crowd. )
Cape Suzette Championship Fly-offs Announcer: Welcome to the Cape Suzette Championship Fly-offs! Today's contestants are that wily flying daredevil, Wily Pole. And that boldest airborne bear, Baloo. (Cut to a shot of the SeaDuck flying in the opposite direction taking his cap off and waving with it. Cut to the bleachers as they are slightly more empty than the track and field meet as Muffy and Buffy have also attended while Rebecca is sitting down looking on.) Today's championship consists of an air blowing competition and a double loop-de-loop. May the best pilot win. (Wily's plane flies around the bend pole and then another one. Wily then does a number of loop-de-loops in the air for fun. Cut to a table with the judges of three writing down on cards.) A great performance. Look at those sensational scores. (The judges give a 9.8, 9.9, and a perfect ten for a 39.7 total score. Cut to the SeaDuck with Baloo flying in the SeaDuck.)
Kaloo: Big deal. I can beat that! This is really kids stuff (Baloo throws the hat on backwards.)
Scene III
(Head back to the track & field track as we head to the pole vaulting event. The blond bearcub is running with a pole vaulting pole and pole vaults successfully over the beam and lands perfectly on the gym cushion on the ground as Kit and Teach look on.)
Teach: Good vault, Teddy. You're next, Kit. (Kit just stands there so Teach screams.) Hey, you!
Bit: Ah, oh, right. Yeah, I keep forgetting. (Teach gives Kit the pole vaulting pole.)
Teach: Uh, yeah, yeah. Up and over, Kit.
Bit: Ah-um, couldn't I use a ladder?
Teach: Move it!
Bit: Okay, okay; keep your shirt on. (Kit walks off stage left with the pole as Teddy shakes his head while folding his arms. So Kit starts running towards the pole vault beam and sticks the pole. He vaults; but manages to get the pole stuck in his pants with his foot just over the beam. Teach and Teddy look on in shock.) Look, coach; my big toe is over. Any points for that? (The pole creaks as Teach takes out his pencil and writes a check mark on it.)
Teach: Yep, minus points.
Scene IV
(Back at the air show arena as the crowd cheers the SeaDuck flying over towards the stunt area.)
Fly-Offs Announcer: And now, the pilot for Higher For Hire, Baloo. (Cut to Rebecca clapping with the crowd.)
Rebecca: Oh, yay! (Cut to the SeaDuck flying around the pole too many times as we get the SeaDuck flying some more.)
Kaloo: (Grunting.) Ooops! Uh, too much! Uh, Bummer! Oh, this isn't as easy as it looks. (Head into the cockpit as Baloo (with cap on backwards) waving like it's hot in there. The SeaDuck is heading straight for a poster with three books and a wolf furry in painting gear putting the finishing touches on the billboard. The middle book contains an arrow with a broken heart on it and the sign reads: Look For A Way Out! "Look and Out!" are in red bold letters while "for a way" is in thin black letters. On the bottom right side it reads: "A Novel By: Goro". Goro is in cursive writing. The wolf turns around as we hear teeth chattering as the wolf panics and ducks. The SeaDuck flies through the sign destroying it. The wolf is clinging onto the billboard for dear life as the SeaDuck swoops into the air. It does a lot of loops; however, it's in blue skies instead of the semi-cloudy skies in previous shots. Cut to Rebecca in the stands.)
Rebecca: What's Baloo doing? You'd think it was his first time flying. (Rebecca is praying as we cut to the wolf climbing up on the billboard and grabs his bucket of red paint. We hear sounds as the wolf ducks again as the SeaDuck destroys the entire upper part of the sign. Head inside the cockpit with Baloo and cap on backwards.)
Kaloo: This loop-de-loop will knock them for a loop. (Baloo pulls up and the SeaDuck flies high in the sky and does a vertical loop-de-loop over and over again, going faster and faster.) Uh-oh. Which way is up?! (The crowd in the stands including the pig lady, and the stork tourist from Time Waits For No Bear; gasps in horror.)
Rebecca: Oh, no! (The SeaDuck flies sideways and clips the billboard in two; leaving the wolf on one half which is teetering. The wolf gets up and relieves himself as Baloo is motioning to the wolf to move quickly. The wolf has turned around waving his hands with the red bucket of paint in his hands. The wolf throws the bucket into the air and ducks as Baloo takes the bucket of paint right in the head. This causes the SeaDuck to land and bounces off the ground.)
Kaloo: Oh my God! (Disney Captions has it as "Oh my gosh!"; even though clearly in the audio; there is no "-osh" sound. It's clearly "Oh my God!" The SeaDuck slides onto the ground just as Kit bicycles in via a blue bicycle. He runs in as the judges compile their scores looking not amused.)
Fly-Offs Announcer: And Baloo's score is... (The judges give him two zeroes and a minus one for a score of minus one.) Aren't those Cubs something? Heh. (Cut to the SeaDuck as the engines are cut off. Baloo pops up with the red paint bucket plopped on his head as he opens the pilot's door; then trips on the floor and crashes onto the ground. Kit runs to Baloo.)
Bit: Did we win, kiddo? (Rebecca storms in.)
Rebecca: The booby prize, that's what we won! What happened, Baloo?! I was counting on you! (Baloo takes the paint bucket and throws it away.)
Kaloo: Sorry, Miss Cunningham. Please don't ground me!
Bit: Aw, don't feel bad, Big Britches. Things sort of went off-track on the track team, too.
Kaloo: What?! I didn't....I mean, you didn't make the team?! But I thought you said it was kid stuff!
Bit: Thought you said anyone could fly!
Kaloo: Thought you said, "No problem"!
Bit: Thought you said...
Rebecca: ENOUGH! Things are bad enough without you two being at each other's throat!
Bit: Or worse, in each other's throat.
Scene V
(Higher For Hire docks after dark as the Don Karnage submarine makes it to Cape Suzette harbour untouched. The periscope spins around for fun as the submarine docks at the dock. The porthole opens and out pops Don Karnage. Don Karnage looks around and then climbs the railing onto the dock area near the office. Don slides over to the window of the office and opens the window with his sword. The latch snaps on cue as Don opens the window and goes inside the office as he looks around.)
Don Karnage: Where could that idol be? (Don Karnage looks around.) Idol? Idol? You know, I really like that word. (Don Karnage looks in the filing cabinet and looks in there. Cut to outside with a sky shot of the dock near the sign as the SeaDuck lands and stops right at the sign. Shock of all shocks, the plane doesn't cut off the sign.)
Rebecca: Who taught you how to land a plane?! (Rebecca opens the pilot's door and storms out angry.) Now, tie the SeaDuck up to the dock, Baloo. Surely, you can handle that! (Rebecca walks to the office as Baloo and Kit get out of the SeaDuck as we cut to Professor O'Bowen blowing air into his makeshift raft made of wood and leaf sails as the boat makes it into Cape Suzette harbour. Kit and Baloo are shown tying the SeaDuck as Baloo turns around.)
Kaloo: (Gasps.) Look, it's Professor O'Bowens! (Baloo and Kit run over to O'Bowens. Baloo and Kit help O'Bowens up to the dock.)
Bit: Boy, are we glad to see you.
Professor O'Bowens: (Panting.) Same here. (Panting.) That last four hundred miles is a killer! (Baloo grabs O'Bowens.)
Kaloo: You've got to help us. I'm him and he's me; and we've got all kinds of problems!
Professor O'Bowens: (Flustered.) Oh, no! I told you not to look at the idol!
Bit: Well, just tell us what to do to change back.
Professor O'Bowens: We need the idol and a strong bolt of lightning to reverse this.
Kaloo: Well, let's hurry. I hate being old and fat and tired and...
Bit: Okay, okay, we got the message! (Kit pushes Baloo and O'Bowens towards the office as Don Karnage opens the door to Kit and Baloo's bedroom. The idol is on the desk next to the lamp.)
Don Karnage: At last! I am now one of the "idol" rich! (Don Karnage laughs as he walks in, grabs the idol and heads back out the door. He looks around and heads downstairs just as Rebecca is walking up the stairs. They see each other and both gasp. They ponder and look at each other.)
Rebecca: Help! Thief! (Rebecca grabs the idol and misses whacking Don Karnage with it.) Suck... (Rebecca continues to swing the idol at Don as Don is gasping and grunting. Don backs up; but the tip of his sword goes into bottom electric light socket electricuting both Rebecca and Don Karnage causing the idol to flash. Both scream as their bodies switch numerous times before finally finishing up. Rebecca now has the idol and has an evil look on her face as she runs down the stairs. Don goes over to the railing.)
Ron Carnage: (Rebecca in Don Karnage's body.) Stop! Or I'll call the police! (Cut to the front door of the office as the door slams open and Rebecca runs out of the door with the idol.)
Bit: Where's Becky going with the idol? (Out comes Don Karnage yelling.)
Ron Carnage: Stop, thief! Huh? That's me! (Rebecca sobs as Rebecca jumps into the submarine.) First my ears go bad, now my eyes. (Don rubs his eyes as Baloo and Kit tackle Don Karnage down.)
Kaloo: Karnage!
Ron Carnage: Nah, not me, you clods. The pirate! (Kit is sandwiched in between Baloo and Don Karnage by the way as Don pushes Baloo and Kit aside.) He's got the idol!
Kaloo: Uh, that's what you think. Miss Cunningham's got it! (Don gets up.)
Ron Carnage: I do not!
Professor O'Bowens: Oh, no! Don't tell me lightning struck twice?!
Ron Carnage: Will someone tell me what's happening here?
End Of Act II At 14:07
Act III
Scene I
(Back at the docks of Higher For Hire as we head inside the office with Baloo, Kit, Don Karnage and Professor O'Bowens. Don Karnage is pacing around.)
Ron Carnage: I can't believe this happened!
Professor O'Bowens: Listen, fellas, I mean, uh, ma'am. Sir. Uh, listen; this whole mix-up can be fixed if we get the idol back from the pirates. But we have to do it before sun-up tomorrow, or you'll stay this way forever.
Ron Carnage: What?!
Bit: Well, we better take rain dancing lessons. It's gonna take a lot of lightning for that idol to fix this mess. (Baloo goes over to the window.)
Kaloo: Good luck! There isn't a cloud in the sky.
Ron Carnage: Oh, great! I get to spend the rest of my life as a thief! (Baloo goes over to Kit.)
Kaloo: Hey, Poppa Bear; isn't there a way to make a lightning storm?
Bit: Hey, you're right; Kit! There's this new idea, cloud seeding. You just dump salt into clouds, and voila! Instant storm!
Scene II
(Head outside the Cape Suzette cliff guns as a rope pulls up from the Iron Vulture which contains the submarine. It lands inside the Iron Vulture hang floor as we see Dumptruck pushing a lever on the wall and that closes the trap door and puts the submarine on the floor. The lights inside are still on as Rebecca opens the porthole and shows off the idol along with herself.)
Debecca Kunningham: (Don Karnage's voice in Rebecca's body.) Feast your eyes on this! (Dumptruck speaks gibberish.)
Dumptruck: Hubba, hubba! (Mad Dog grabs the idol.)
Mad Dog: Don't mind if we do..
Dumptruck: ...girly.
Debecca Kunningham: Girly? What girly? Take your hands off me and slap yourself! (Rebecca bonks Dumptruck on the top of the head and Dumptruck sets Rebecca on the ground.) What are you talking about, you fools?!
Scene III
(Cut to the SeaDuck in the sky flying out of the cliff guns as the sun is slowly rising from the west.)
Kaloo: Oh, no; the sun's coming up already! (Head into the cockpit with Kit flying the SeaDuck, Baloo in the navigation seat, Don Karnage sitting on a bench at the back wall of the cockpit and Professor O'Bowens in the middle.)
Professor O'Bowens: There isn't much time. Only ten minutes, tops! (Checks his watch as we see the Iron Vulture flying in front of the SeaDuck.)
Bit: There's the Vulture. Here, Britches; give them a call. (Kit gives Baloo the transmitter as we see Don Karnage sitting down.) Tell them we've got Karnage...eh, eh...sort of.
Kaloo: (Transmitter.) Vulture, this is the SeaDuck. Do you read me? (Head into the wheelhouse of the Iron Vulture with Dumptruck steering the Iron Vulture while Mad Dog is sitting on the throne. Rebecca is tied up sitting on the floor.) We've got Karnage. We'll trade him for the idol and the girl. (Dumptruck and Mad Dog look at each other complete with martial arts zoom in. Mad Dog grabs the transmitter.)
Mad Dog: To tell you the truth, we've grown attached to both of them. Keep Karnage! (Mad Dog throws the transmitter down.)
Debecca Kunningham: Now, listen here, you lugheads! (struggling as Rebecca gets up and hops around.) You have to trade. I am a man! I cannot live like this! (Dumptruck grabs her and slams her down on the floor hard.)
Dumptruck: Shut up, skirt! (Mad Dog gets up and runs to the back.)
Mad Dog: Clear the hanger, men! Launch the fighters! Shoot down that captain...ah...plane. Plane! (Mad Dog runs off as we cut to the mouth of the Iron Vulture as the beak opens. Three CT-37's come out of the mouth as we cut back to the cockpit of the SeaDuck.)
Kaloo: Pirate fighters at twelve o'clock! (This increases to four CT-37's as we see them shooting at the SeaDuck as we cut to Kit sitting on the flight bible from I Only Have Ice For You as Kit pushes on the seat so he can push on the flight stick as we fly down causing Don Karnage and O'Bowens to panic.)
Professor O'Bowens: What do we do now? We can't fight all those planes!
Bit: We'll need some cover. I know! A rainstorm! All we need are some clouds. (The SeaDuck is being chased by the four CT-37's. Back in the cockpit.)
Kaloo: Look, Poppa Bear; there's a cloud. (We see a very small cloud in mid air.)
Ron Carnage: I have powder puffs in my makeup case bigger than that. (Kit is piloting the SeaDuck standing up.)
Bit: Well, it will have to do. Now, man the salt bombs, Britches! (Baloo runs into the back as Kit pushes the flight stick towards the right as the SeaDuck does a figure eight to dodge the CT-37's. Kit is on a nozzle transmitter.) Let her rip, Kit! (Baloo is outside as he throws the top away to reveal salt inside.) Now, use just a pinch. A little salt goes a long way. (Baloo tosses an entire box of salt overboard as we cut back to the CT-37's contiuning the chase.)
Ron Carnage: Baloo, pull up, pull up! We're gonna crash! (Baloo is pouring more salt as Don Karnage pulls on the stick in a panic.) You have to pull up! (This causes the SeaDuck to tilt causing Baloo to slip, scream and hang onto the tailsection door for dear life. The salt bomb drop on the cloud causing the cloud to expand into a giant storm cloud. This causes thunderbolts to shoot out as the SeaDuck flies into the storm. One of the thunderbolts nails the props of a CT-37 causing it to tailspin down. Back in the cockpit as Kit shoves Don Karnage away.)
Bit: Let go! (This somehow causes the SeaDuck to do a loop-de-loop causing Baloo to slide back into the cockpit of the SeaDuck. Somehow; O'Bowens and Don Karnage are no where in sight.)
Kaloo: Whoa!
Bit: Are you okay, Britches?
Kaloo: (Panting.) Yeah, but we have a problem!
Bit: What?!
Kaloo: That! (Baloo points to the giant storm cloud turning into a funnel cloud.)
Bit: I thought I told you a little dab would do you.
Kaloo: I couldn't help it. You turned the plane into a salt shaker! (The storm causes winds so high that the CT-37's and even the Iron Vulture are swaying. Rain is pelting all about; but somehow it's snowing inside the Iron Vulture. Dumptruck and Mad Dog are swaying in the Iron Vulture.)
Dumptruck: Errrr...What's happening?!
Mad Dog: It's a hurricane. (Cut to outside the Iron Vulture as the SeaDuck fast approaches it.)
Bit: Well, we needed lightning, anyhoo. Now all we need is the idol. So let's go in after it. (Back in the cockpit as Don Karnage and O'Bowens had returned.)
Ron Carnage: Stop! We'll never make it! (Kit pilots the SeaDuck inside the Iron Vulture.)
Bit: Eh, would you rather wear boxer shorts the rest of your life? (Don Karnage shakes his head.)
Ron Carnage: Go for it. (The SeaDuck flies into the Iron Vulture. Mad Dog and Dumptruck bail as the SeaDuck destroys one of the CT-37's in the hanger. It stops; destroying another CT-37 in the process as Baloo, Kit, Don Karnage and O'Bowens jump out of the SeaDuck. Rebecca nips up and hops over to Baloo. Mad Dog is shocked along with Dumptruck as they go towards Don.)
Mad Dog: Oh, Captain Karnage! I...a...eh...It's so good to see you.
Ron Carnage: Ah, thank goodness, there I am. I mean, I'm here but there. (Looks at Rebecca.) Well, you know. (Rebecca hops over to Don Karnage and Don Karnage unties her.)
Debecca Kunningham: (Unties her ankles.) Oh, yes; I understand. And I tell you this right now, from where I stand; I look marvelous. (Rebecca circles Don Karnage as Don Karnage goes over to Mad Dog.)
Ron Carnage: Hand me that idol so we can unscramble this mess.
Mad Dog: Of course, Captain. I-I was keeping it safe for you. (Rumbling ensues as the idol drops on the floor. The Iron Vulture gets zapped by a thunderbolt as we see the idol bouncing to the Vulture's mouth. Rebecca runs as everyone except O'Bowens are sitting on the ground dazed.)
Professor O'Bowens: Catch it! There's only one minute left! (Everyone runs towards the Vulture's mouth as Rebecca jumps and grabs the idol at the last second. Rebecca looks at the idol and the thunderbolt nails the idol and the idol flashes. Everyone except O'Bowens gets zapped and they switch bodies for a while before the idol pops out of Rebecca's hands and rolls over the mouth of the Vulture and free falls into the sea.)
Debecca Kunningham: Oh; OUCH! It's hot! (Everyone except Kit rubs their eyeballs as Kit looks around.)
Rebecca: (Sighs.) I'm me again!
Kit: Oh me, too. I can see my feet! (Kit's mouth barely moves when he speaks.)
Don Karnage: My beautiful bod! (Touches his boot anyway.) I am my wonderful self again. I'm so...me. (Don Karnage kisses his wrists over and over again.)
Professor O'Bowens: The idol, it's gone!
Kit: Must have fallen out the door. (Everyone looks out and then we see a thunderbolt smash into some machine equipment at the wall where Dumptruck is standing. The entire place sparks and we get shooting bolts everywhere inside. This causes two of the front propellers to short circuit and be destroyed. Then more thunderbolts rain and the whole Iron Vulture tips onto one side. This causes Baloo and company to grab onto the floor as various objects slide out including the SeaDuck which causes Baloo to panic.)
Baloo: My plane! We've got to save my plane! (Baloo, Kit, and Rebecca run towards the SeaDuck. Jump cut to Baloo jumping onto the side door of the SeaDuck. He opens it and stands in the back.) All aboard! (Rebecca and Kit climb up into the back along with O'Bowens. Baloo and company run into the cockpit of the SeaDuck as the SeaDuck slides out of the Iron Vulture and begins to free fall. The SeaDuck goes into a tailspin as Baloo gets to the controls. Baloo hyperboles the SeaDuck up into the air as O'Bowens goes over to the window sulking.)
Professor O'Bowens: All those years of searching for that idol, and now it's lost.
Baloo: Good riddance! I've been a kid enough times for one lifetime.
Kit: Well, I'm just glad to be a kid again.
Rebecca: At least neither of you spent time stuck in a pirate. And from the look of things, I got out just in time. (The Iron Vulture is shown in the window spiraling out of control. Head back in the Iron Vulture with Dumptruck looking worried as Don Karnage is sticking his sword at Mad Dog who is backing up.)
Don Karnage: Now, to take care of one mutinous slime ball!
Dad Tog: (Dumptruck's voice in Mad Dog's body.) It-it-it was not me, Captain. It was Mad Dog. (Mad Dog points at Dumptruck.) Hey, what am I doing over there?!
Mumpduck: (Mad Dog's voice in Dumptruck's body.) What are you doing over here?! What am I doing over here?! I'm in the wrong body! (Dumptruck sheds tears.)
Mumpduck/Dad Tog: We have to find that idol! (The Iron Vulture sails away.)
End Of Episode At 21:04
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