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Double Or Nothing Transcript

Written: 06/11/2016
Updated: 10/17/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Shot inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck facing the window as Baloo is scrubbing the windows of the SeaDuck, humming a tune while dancing and wiping the windshield. The music is from Rescue Rangers' Normie's Science Project. )

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: ♫ Wabba dabba do, wabba dabba dee, ooba dooba lube-a-doob-a-dee, oopa doopa dooby dooby do, (Cut to on the roof of the SeaDuck next to the docks of Higher For Hire as a steampunked record player is playing a record with up-tempo music. Baloo is mopping the roof of the SeaDuck.) whoopie doopie dabba dabba dah, wabba dabba do, wabba dabba dah, mmm, baby wabba dabba do bah ♫ (Cut to inside the office as Rebecca is in pain holding her ears at her desk. Rebecca walks from her desk and opens the door from the office.)

Rebecca Cunningham: Baloooooooo, turn it down! (Rebecca get splashed with water in the face. Rebecca spits the water and walks towards the left wing of the SeaDuck as Baloo is using a white cloth to shine the left engine.) All right Baloo; that's too much! (Rebecca climbs the wooden ladder on the left wing.)

Baloo: Yeah, ain't it though? Glad you like it, Becky! (Baloo turns a knob to increase the volume of the sound; even though no increase in sound is present. Rebecca is now at the top of the wing.)

Rebecca: No, Baloo; I meant... (Baloo grabs Rebecca's hand.)

Baloo: Thanks! I'd love to dance. (Baloo and Rebecca are dancing as Kit walks out of the office eating an apple. Baloo continues his scat song.) ♫ Yeah, baby. ♫ (The record player bounces on the wing and then the record scaratches like a fart and the record player bounces onto the dock and shatters along with the record. Baloo sets Rebecca down on the wing and literally grunts two seconds later as Baloo gasps in horror exactly when he sees the record player shattered on the ground. Baloo sobs as he teleports to the dock level.) Not my daddy's record. (Baloo grabs a piece of the shattered record. Kit comes in.)

Kit Cloudkicker: Ah, Baloo; that was your favorite song, too.

Rebecca: I know, I've heard it a million times.

Baloo: Last copy in the world of "I Got Them Flat Sticky Shoed No Banana Boogie Woogie Blues". (Baloo is in tears as Rebecca consoles her.)

Rebecca: Boy, tough break. (Rebecca walks away stage left.)

Scene II

(Somewhere in the city as Kit is consoling Baloo as Baloo is sitting on a fire hydrant on the sidewalk next to the building.)

Kit: Come on, Baloo; the world's full of great tunes.

Baloo: No, Lil' Britches; that song was special. (Sighs.) I can still hear that bee-bopping beat. (Kit turns around as we hear up-tempo music playing.)

Kit: I hear it, too; look! (Kit points over to an antique shop as Kit and Baloo run over to the window of the antique store. Among the antiques lined up; there is a record player playing the record as the price is one hundred dollars; and touted as the "Absolutely Last Copy On Earth". It should be "Absolute Last Copy On Earth".)

Baloo: "Absolute last copy on earth." Oh, man; my toes are tappin' already!

Kit: What's wrong?

Baloo: A hundred bucks?! (Baloo checks his pockets.) Nothing. Nada. Flat broke. (Sighs.) Who'd be dumb enough to loan me a hundred bucks? (Baloo walks away stage right as Kit looks at the hard camera.)

Scene III

(Sky shot inside the office of Higher For Hire as Rebecca is sitting at her desk while Baloo is at the front of the desk with his pilot's cap off.)

Rebecca: You want me to advance you a hundred dollars? (Rebecca sits down not amused by this.) What's the money for, Baloo?

Baloo: Umm...It's sort of for, uh...uh, a record. (Rebecca's mouth is a agape during this.)

Rebecca: What kind of a record?

Baloo: Well, it's a really classic record.

Rebecca: Oh, that's different. I love classical music. (Rebecca opens the drawer on the right and there is a lockbox in the drawer. She opens it to reveal dollar bills.)

Baloo: Me too; especially when it's got a beat. (Rebecca grabs some money and then throws it back in, closes the lockbox and the drawer as Baloo does his scat song.)

Rebecca: I knew it; it's that stupid banana song. (Rebecca walks off.) No sale. (Rebecca goes to the window.) You want money, take a lesson from Kit. (Cut to outside as Kit is painting a fence white.) Not two minutes ago he was in here, asking if he could earn some extra money by working. (Rebecca folds her arms as Baloo panics and covers his eyes in shame.)

Baloo: Work?! (Cut to Kit painting the fence white. Baloo steals the paintbrush from Kit from behind the fence.) Kit?! What are you doing? Working's a fate worse than being broke. (Baloo throws the brush away as Kit runs in showing off his dollar bill.)

Kit: But look what I've made so far!

Baloo: (Sarcastically.) A whole dollar bill. Wow!

Kit: (Goes into his pocket; which is inside his fur.) And I've got forty-nine more just like it. My entire life savings.

Baloo: Fifty bucks?! (Whispers.) Say, that's half of what I need to buy my record. Kit, this is your lucky day!

Kit: It is? (Baloo motions Kit to walk with him.)

Baloo: Yup. Ol' Baloo's gonna teach you the easy way to make money. (Baloo kicks the bucket of white paint away as they walk to the back of the SeaDuck as Kit is not impressed.)

Kit: Now, Baloo; if this is another one of your screwball schemes...

Baloo: In fact, I'll double your money if you let me keep anything extra. Of course, ahem! I'll need to borrow your fifty bucks to get started. (Baloo pushes Kit into the SeaDuck.)

Kit: Baloo, no!

Baloo: Kit, trust me. (Baloo and Kit walk into the back as the tailsection of the SeaDuck closes.)

Scene IV

(Cut to the SeaDuck flying out of Cape Suzette and into the sky as we scene change as we head to Moola-Boola; an dock containing a lot of straw huts and several waterfalls. The SeaDuck arrives and lands next to the dock.)

Baloo: Welcome to Moola-Boola, Kit! Trading center of the uncivilized world. Land of thrills, adventure and easy money. (Kit and Baloo get out of the SeaDuck from the navigator's side.) And with your bucks and my brains, we're gonna clean up.

Kit: How? (Cut to a grey rabbit wearing a blue/white striped baseball cap, blue overalls and a red shirt with a blue cloth tied around his neck, fixing the engine of a grey airplane. He hears Baloo.)

Baloo: Hey, hey, hey! (Baloo runs over and embraces the rabbit as they dance around.)

Rabbit Mechanic: Baloo! Whoo-hoo! All right! Where you been? Good to see you, man!

Baloo: Long time, no see; baby! You're looking good! Bobo, I'd like you to meet my good friend and financial advisor; Kit Cloudkicker.

Bobo: (Shakes Kit's right hand while Kit is holding the money with his left and rising it above his head.) Hiya, hiya, hiya; how you doing there? Nice to meet'cha, Kit. How are you, pal? (Bobo takes the money, and Baloo steals it back.)

Kit: Uh, hello.

Baloo: So, Bobo Babes; lay the news on Baloos. I mean, give the buzz; cuz. Like, where's the big time action?

Bobo: Well, my man; the big-time action is...ahem...(Bobo's hat has a red handle and an analog cash register with bell sounds in it.) right over there. (The double zeros change to a dollar sign after Baloo gives one of dollar bills and then Kit has the money back for some reason. Bobo points to a a purple plane which looks like the owner loves Rebecca's gear for some reason.) In fact, that's the... (Baloo steals a dollar bill from Kit and gives it to Bobo; more bell sounds.) only action. But watch out, man! That plane belongs to...(Baloo takes another dollar bill and gives it to Bobo. Bell sound ensues.)...Trader Moe. (Baloo continues to give him dollar bills from Kit's life savings.) If anyone tries to horn in on his customers, they're gonna...wind ...up... in... deep mango peel. Haha! You know what I...ah... mean? (Baloo gives the last dollar bill to Bobo.)

Baloo: Thanks for the info.

Kit: Baloo!

Baloo: Now, Kit; you gotta spend money to make money. Come on! (Baloo walks Kit over to the dock where Trader Moe is.)

Scene V

(Head to the dock where Trader Moe's plane is as Trader Moe had a box with holes in it. He walks over to Gorilla Goon and Rhino Goon.)

Trader Moe: Here it is, boys! The precious cargo that's taken me three months to gather. Now, be careful with it.

Rhino Goon: Duh, we'll be careful.

Gorilla Goon: Uh, yeah; very careful. (They fiddle with the box and the box falls to the ground.)

Trader Moe: YAHHH! I'm surrounded by stupids! (Trader Moe whacks Rhino Goon in the knee with his loaded hat.)

Rhino Goon: Uh, yeah; I'm stupid. (Rhino Guard takes the hat and whacks Gorilla Goon in the face with it.)

Gorilla Goon: Yeah, me too. I'm good at stupid. (Gorilla Goon whacks the box and then whacks himself with the hat as we teleport to Trader Moe with an opened box with cushions in it as he puts the box with holes in it.) Yeah.

Rhino Goon: Uh, boss; uh, what's so special about a box?

Gorilla Goon: Yeah, what box is special, boss? (Trader Moe takes his hat back and puts it on.)

Trader Moe: It's what's in the box, you peach pits! We're taking the box up north. I'm gonna trade it for ten big ones. (Trader Moe rubs his hands with glee.)

Rhino Goon: Ten of them, wow!

Gorilla Goon: Oh-ho; better than nine, huh?

Trader Moe: I'm going to lunch. Watch that box! (Trader Moe turns around and exits stage right.)

Rhino Goon: The box! (Rhino Goon looks at the box along with Gorilla Goon.)

Gorilla Goon: Yeah, I'm watching it now. (Trader Moe is walking away as we see Kit and Baloo hiding behind a lot of crates.)

Baloo: Ten big ones, huh? Little buddy, you're about to observe a master at work. (Baloo teleports behind Rhino and Gorilla Goon.) Uh, whatcha looking at?

Rhino Goon: Uh, the box.

Gorilla Goon: Oh yeah; we're watching good box.

Baloo: Oh, and it looks fun, too. In fact, it looks so fun; I'll pay you to let me watch it.

Rhino Goon: Uh-uh. The boss says he's gonna make ten big ones off of this box.

Gorilla Goon: Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Ten!

Baloo: Okay, you talked me into it! (Baloo grabs the rest of Kit's money; even though Kit had zero money in the previous scene when that scene was over.)

Kit: Hey!

Baloo: Here's twenty big ones! Double what your boss was gonna make. Will he be proud of you! Heh-heh. (Baloo waves the dollar bills at the goons as they take the money.)

Rhino Goon: Okay!

Gorilla Goon: Yeah; okey-dokey, fine! (Baloo takes the box and walks off with it as the goons count the money.)

Baloo: Ah, where did you say your boss was taking this box?

Rhino Goon: Duh, up north.

Gorilla Goon: Uh, what he said.

Baloo: Thanks! (Baloo walks away stage right.)

Scene VI

(Back at the purple plane at the dock as the SeaDuck flies away from Moola-Boola.)

Trader Moe: You sold what?! (Head inside the plane with Rhino Goon laughing.)

Rhino Goon: We've got twenty bucks! Ain't you proud of us?

Gorilla Goon: Eh, yeah! Twice as much. (The goons show the dollar bills and they are so stupid that they show three fingers instead of two. Trader Moe steals the money.)

Trader Moe: You lug nuts! I meant ten thousand bucks! (He rips the money apart and throws it away.) Do you have any idea what was in the box?! (Cut to inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Kit has opened the holed box in his lap.)

Kit: Worms?! (Cut to a sky shot of the worms in white karate gear with black belts and black headbands; complete with gong music.)

Baloo: Ah, cute little guys, aren't they?

Karate Worms: Yeeha! (Baloo closes the box after the karate worms shadow chop as he is piloting the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Ah, sorry; I meant cute big guys.

Kit: Are you crazy?! You spent my life savings on a box of worms?! (Kit's feet change from brown to peach inbetween shots. Baloo pets him on the head.)

Baloo: Trust me. We're gonna make big bucks off those worms. I've just got to figure out how.

Scene VII

(Head to the Icy Land Of The Midnight Sun as the SeaDuck is starting to land and apparently; the landing gear has skis now for no reason whatsoever.)

Kit: Ah, Baloo; you call this place "the road to easy money"?! (The SeaDuck lands in front of a number of igloos and we scene change to Kit and Baloo already standing on the ground as Baloo pets his head again.)

Baloo: It's all part of the plan. (Then eleven spears create a cage around Baloo and Kit.)

Kit: Are they part of the plan, too?! (Cut to a bunch of polar bears in fur coats and gloves, one of them is wearing a lighter shade of blue for a fur coat and has a red nose.)

Red Nosed Polar Bear: Mmm, you not Trader Moe. (Baloo walks inbetween the spears and gives the polar bear the box of karate worms.)

Baloo: No, but I've got your worms. (The polar bears all chant as the karate worms are given to the polar bears and placed in an icy hole of water via fishing poles.)

Karate Worms: Heeya! (The karate worm punch and chop all the fish as the icy lake opens up and fish go flopping into a basket.)

Red Nosed Polar Bear: Mmmm. We have enough fish for whole winter. (Baloo and the polar bear shake hands.) What you want for worms? Say, a hundred?

Kit: A hundred?! Baloo, sorry I ever doubted you! (Kit pulls on Baloo's arm hugging him.)

Baloo: Ah, it wasn't much.

Red Nosed Polar Bear: Not much? Hmmm. Okay, two hundred!

Kit: (Gasps.) Two hund...! (Baloo grabs Kit; and covers his entire face with his hand; then the hand slips to his mouth.)

Baloo: Ah, we'll take whatever you were gonna give Trader Moe.

Red Nosed Polar Bear: Heh hee hee hee; you good trader. Drive hard bargain. Okay, you get...

Scene VIII

(Head inside the back of the SeaDuck as we get a grey cat like dog with a leash inside an iron cage. Kit is looking at it not amused at all as it pants.)

Kit: Sparky, the half-pint sled dog?!

Baloo: Trust me, Kit; he's worth big bucks in, uh... (Baloo looks out the window at the polar bear.) Um, where was Trader Moe going?

Red Nosed Polar Bear: (Yelling through his hands.) Maswich Village! Where else they need dog?!

Baloo: Right. (Baloo starts the engines and the SeaDuck flies away as Trader Moe's plane arrives on scene and lands.)

Trader Moe: They sold my worms and took my Sparky?! Diedidgen; get them! (Head into the cockpit with Trader Moe and the goons looking at each other. Trader Moe pushes a button and out comes a dozen turrets with guns on them and the fires fire dozens of times, creating a huge hole in the ice as the plane sinks into the icy water. Cut to inside the cockpit with Trader Moe at the controls and the water rises inside.) I'm gonna get those guys. Nobody out-trades Trader Moe. Nobody! (The water engulfs all the bad guys.)

End Of Act I At 9:07

Act II

Scene I

(We head to Miswich Village; a modern housing community with a small lake and a dock. The SeaDuck arrives and lands next to the docks which has dozens and dozens of stray cats sitting around. The SeaDuck stops as the side door opens. Out comes Kit and Baloo as Kit brings out the cage containing Sparky.)

Baloo: Now we wait for the locals to rush out and pay us big bucks for Ol'Sparky here. (Baloo and Kit drag the cage containing Sparky and walk on the docks.) Eh, I think. (Baloo and Kit put the cage down as Kit looks around.)

Kit: Come on, Baloo; Who'd want to buy a dog in a cat heaven like this? (The cats wake up and start meowing. Sparky sees them and starts growling. He bounces the cage as Kit and Baloo leap on said cage.)

Baloo: Sparky's gone bonkers! Ah-haha! Hang on!

Baloo/Kit: Whoa! (The cage breaks completely as Kit and Baloo are dropped to the ground and Sparky runs towards the cats. The cats are chased out of the town.)

Baloo: Bad, Sparky, bad! Get back here. (The cats are screeching as dirt starts flying on Baloo and Kit. The village is empty with holes on the roads.)

Kit: Oh, we'd better get out of here before those cats' owners get back. (Baloo and Kit walk to the SeaDuck and in comes a lion with brown hair, a top hat, a black coat, red sash and grey pants. A grey hair panther wearing a blue suit and pants arrives behind him with Sparky.)

Maswich Mayor: Ah, is this your dog?!

Baloo: Gee, I don't know what got into him. He's not usually so spunky.

Maswich Mayor: Oh, how could we ever thank you? (The mayor shakes Baloo's hand.) Oh, we can breathe again! Achoo! We're allergic to cats, you know. Let's hear it for our heroes.

Maswich Denizens: Thank you! Thank you! I'm great! (All of them cheer on the docks.)

Maswich Mayor: I suppose you wouldn't take -- oh -- five hundred dollars in payment? (The mayor brings out dollar bills.)

Kit: Take it, take it! (Kit grabs onto Baloo's shirt.)

Baloo: Uh...We'll take whatever you were gonna give Trader Moe.

Scene II

(Cut to inside the SeaDuck cockpit with Kit in his seat and Baloo in the pilot's seat.)

Kit: Six dozen umbrellas?! Okay, okay; I got it! We're gonna sell them in the rain forest, right?!

Baloo: Wrong. In the desert. (Kit starts groaning and making faces like he has his eyes covered. The SeaDuck takes off and flies into the sky. In comes Trader Moe's plane as it lands.)

Scene III

(Cut to in the streets as it seems that the place has changed into a Western theme now. Trader Moe and his goons are standing in front of Sparky has his own doghouse in front of a saloon.)

Trader Moe: (Grumbles.) Those two beat me again! This is all your fault! If you two were any stupider; you'd fall off the world! (Trader Moe takes his hat and whacks both goons in the head with it. Rhino Goon takes the hat and whacks Gorilla Goon with it.)

Rhino Goon: Yeah. Right off the world!

Gorilla Goon: Yeah, right over the edge, splat! (Sparky is angry and growls at the goons. Trader Moe and company runs away as Sparky chases them through the village.)

Trader Moe: Hey! Hey! Hey! I see...!!

Rhino Goon: Whoa! Whew!

Gorilla Goon: Whoo! I can't...!

Scene IV

(Head to the desert. The SeaDuck arrives and begins to comes down for a landing. There is a large stone bridge across the desert as we head to a large middle eastern kingdom The SeaDuck lands and then we head into the city as Baloo and Kit bring the red umbrellas in as there is a sign that is titled: "Olympic Diving Competition".)

Baloo: Olympic diving competition? In the middle of the desert? (We pan over to see a huge lineup of hippo furries in clothes including one with an arm in a sling, a bandaged head and a black eye. The Hippo with the injuries shirt changes from black/yellow striped to orange/yellow striped in the closeup shot.)

Injured Hippo Diver: The first guy to get a perfect ten marries the chief's daughter and gets the royal inheritance. (Cut to a cliff where five hippos are stationed as a hippo wearing a grass skirt gongs the metal circle. We see a hippo in an orange spotted shirt and black short run and jump over the cliff. Everyone cheers as we cut to a grey hippo woman wearing blue striped shorts, a white/purple spotted shirt, golden wing tipped glasses, sandals, and a belt. She also has pink toenails and was eating grapes while lying sideways on a red chair. The hippo lands with a thud off-screen and the hippo brings out a card with a two written on it and she yawns. Somehow the injured hippo is on the cliff now.) A two?! Heh heh heh! I can beat that! (The injured hippo diver jumps and he has gained a broken left arm and a broken leg since he teleported. Kit and Baloo look on in horror as the injured hippo lands with a thud as we cut to the lady hippo giving the diver a three point five.)

Baloo: What?! Three point five?! (Somehow, Baloo and Kit are at the front of the line.) What kind of joint is this?! That was a three-seven easy. (Baloo and Kit walk away from the line towards the castle.)

Scene V

(Head inside the throne room of the castle as the Chief is tied up on-screen by Gorilla Goon and is totally naked behind the throne. Trader Moe wears the feather cap, a grass skirt, and green hair extensions.)

Trader Moe: We're finally one step ahead of those guys. Now, remember; I'm the chief and yous two are my guards. (Trader Moe walks to the front of the throne as the door opens and in comes Kit and Baloo with the umbrellas.)

Baloo: We bring umbrellas to trade. (Trader Moe is sitting on the throne now.)

Trader Moe: Welcome to Mondo Bobo; yous two intruders! (Covers his mouth.) Oh, I mean, traders. Uh, yeah. We was gonna fix a feast in youse guys' honors; but instead we fixed a plot in a local cemetery. (Trader Moe blows his cover.) Grab them, boys! (Baloo and Kit gasp as Gorilla and Rhino Goon come out from behind the throne.)

Baloo/Kit: Trader Moe!

Scene VI

(Head to the cliff as Gorilla Goon is running towards the cliff with Baloo over his head; and Rhino Goon has Kit over his head. Trader Moe has the umbrellas following behind them.)

Kit: Eh; you didn't say the road to easy money was straight down!

Trader Moe: Well, toss'em over.

Baloo: Uh, yeah; toss us over.

Kit: What?!

Baloo: Then we'll get to marry the chief's daughter and get rich; and your boss won't.

Kit: Uh...yeah! And boy; will he be sore at you! (Rhino Goon gulps.)

Rhino Goon: Sore at us? Uh-oh!

Gorilla Goon: What we should do?

Baloo: Well, since we're such nice guys; we'll let you throw your boss over the cliff. But just this once, okay?

Trader Moe: I said, toss him over the... (Trader Moe stammers and backs up as the goons stalk Trader Moe.) What are you...Hey! (The goons grab Trader Moe and drag him over to the cliff.) You banana peels! (The goons toss Trader Moe over the cliff and Trader Moe screams and stammers as he has an umbrella in his hands.) Oh, no! (Trader Moe opens the umbrella and floats down as the crowd of hippos cheer. Everyone takes umbrellas which have changed from red to black on the next shot and come out of nowhere.)

Hippo Diver: Wow! (All the hippos fall off the cliff and open their umbrellas; and they free fall faster dodging Trader Moe somehow.)

Trader Moe: Whoa; hey! Watch it! Look out, you...Hey! Out of the way! (Cut to the chief's daughter giving out a six, then a seven, then an eight, then a nine as she is also wearing blue eyeliner on her eyes too.)

Hippo Denizens: Yay! Wow! Whoo-hoo! What was that?! Hey, wow! (The hippos are clapping as we cut back to the top of the cliff with Baloo, the goons and Kit.)

Baloo: Quick; your boss is losing! Get down there and help him win!

Rhino Goon: Oh yeah! We're coming, boss! Here we come!

Gorilla Goon: That's us!

Rhino Goon/Gorilla Goon: We'll help ya! (The goons jump off the cliff and grab onto Trader Moe and his umbrella.)

Trader Moe: Don't help me! Don't! (The umbrella inverts and rips apart as they all free fall and scream. They splat with a thud and create a hole in the ground. The goons all get out of the hole and everyone cringes and groans. The goons help Trader Moe out of the hole as the crowd cheers and the chief's daughter gives this a perfect ten.)

Hippo Denizens: Yay! Hoo hoo hoo! Yay! (The chief's daughter rushes towards Trader Moe. Trader Moe panics and runs off stage right.)

Scene VII

(Back inside the throne room as Baloo and Kit meet the Chief of Mondo Bobo on the throne with his green hair extensions, hat and grass skirt. He is also wearing a necklace with tooth bones and a medal in the middle.)

Chief of Mondo Bobo: Hoo hoo; you saved me! (He also shows a black umbrella.) Found hubby for daughter, and best of all; brought umbrellas. Now divers break fall, not legs.

Baloo: Ah, it was nothin'.

Chief of Mondo Bobo: Bumper chutes worth big bucks. Say, a thousand? (The chief brings out a lot of dollar bills.)

Kit: Wha?!

Baloo: Well, now. Don't want to be greedy, but hows about we take what you were gonna give Trader Moe?

Kit: Oh, no. (Squeaks as he is flustered.)

Scene VIII

(Outside of the kingdom of Mondo Bobo as the SeaDuck flies away. Head into the cockpit as Baloo is piloting and Kit is in his seat looking inside the bag panicking like crazy.)

Kit: Six clam shells?! Oh, don't tell me! Oh, you're gonna use them as fish communicators in Bambezi! Oh, no, no; wait! I've got it!

Baloo: You got it wrong, Kit. (Kit has his arms folded.) What did I tell you about easy money? In Moola-Boola, six clam shells are worth... (Shot of the SeaDuck flying away.)

Scene IX

(Night fall as we head to Moola-Boola as there is a smoking volcano in the background. The SeaDuck is already at the docks. Head outside a hut called Cash 4 Clam as Baloo and Kit take out the sack of money from the hut.)

Kit: Ten thousand dollars?!

Baloo: Ha ha! I told you to trust me. We're rich! Rich! Rich! Rich! (Hiding behind some crates is Trader Moe and the goons with their machine guns. I should note that nightfall has changed to sunset for no reason at all.)

Trader Moe: And it's mine, mine, mine! (Trader Moe and the goons point their machine guns at Baloo and Kit. Baloo and Kit raise their arms and drop the sack as the sack now has a golden dollar sign on it.) This should just about the cost of your funerals. We're taking you for a ride.

Baloo: Travel too? Better and better.

Trader Moe: And dropping you into the volcano. You're gonna be deep fried at dawn. (Trader Moe laughs as does the goons.)

Rhino Goon: That's a good one, boss!

End Of Act II At 15:55

Act III

Scene I

(Head back to the docks of Moola-Boola after dark with a shot of the SeaDuck and then a shot of Trader Moe's plane. Head inside as Trader Moe is addressing Baloo and Kit who are inside a bronze cage. The goons have their machine guns on the ready. )

Trader Moe: Sleep well, youse two. We want you nice and rested for your swan dive into the volcano. Grr. I'm getting some shut-eye. You slimes do something right for a change and guard that money. (The sack of money is on a shelf above the goons with guns. The goons look up.)

Rhino Goon: Uh, guard that money.

Gorilla Goon: Oh, yeah; we watch it, boss. (Trader Moe runs out to the cockpit and slams the steel door shut. Cut to inside the cage as Kit sits down on the floor.)

Kit: First I have fifty dollars, but no; that wasn't good enough! (Baloo sits down with him.)

Baloo: I can't figure out what went wrong.

Kit: (Shoves Baloo.) I know what went wrong; I trusted you! (Baloo backs away.)

Baloo: I'm sorry; Kit. Oh. (Baloo goes over to the cage bars.) If only I hadn't busted my boogie woogie record. (Baloo sings the scat song as "I Got Them Flat Broke Sticky Shoed No Banana Woogie Boogie Blues." music is playing in the background. Baloo taps his foot.) Oh, baby; getting me an idea.

Kit: Whatever it is, I don't like it already. (Baloo continues singing the scat song and knocks on the side wall.)

Baloo: Now, who could that be? Hello? (The goons hear Baloo and point their machine guns at Baloo.) Yes, why; thank you. I say... (Sings the scat song again as Baloo takes out a piece of paper and reads it.) Well, now; looky here. It's a telegram for the goons. He-hey! You guys have just won a free dancing lesson. (The goons come over to the cage door.)

Rhino Goon: Uh, free?

Gorilla Goon: Oh, no money.

Baloo: Yep. As an extra bonus, it's taught by that toe-tappin', boogie woogie bear...me!

Rhino Goon: Oh, boy.

Gorilla Goon: Now we boogie, yeah. (The goons throw the guns away. Rhino goon takes a key and unlocks the cage. Baloo drags Kit out of the cage. Kit shoves Baloo away.)

Kit: Baloo! What are you trying to...?! (Baloo then takes Gorilla Goon and Rhino Goon towards the shelf wall where the money bag is.)

Baloo: Ready? Here we go! A one, a two...A one, two, three, four. (The music starts again as the goons dance underneath the shelf The bouncing is heavy on this one.)

Rhino Goon: We dancing.

Gorilla Goon: I'm the soul man! (In runs Trader Moe from the back as Kit panics on cue.)

Trader Moe: What's going on here?! (The goons grab Trader Moe and they dance together.)

Rhino Goon: You dance too, boss! Uh.

Gorilla Goon: Oh yeah, boogie down with us! (The shelf begins to crack.)

Trader Moe: Will you put me down, you idiots! (The shelf breaks open and the sack of money (now has a green dollar sign) knocks all three goons out. Baloo grabs the sack.)

Baloo: (Grunting.) No, please don't get up. You guys just sit this one out. (Kit and Baloo run out of the plane and then walk towards the SeaDuck on the docks outside. They drop the sack on the dock.)

Kit: Ah, Baloo; that was great.

Baloo: Eh, thanks, Kit; but we're not out of the woods yet. (Baloo throws the sack over his shoulder as we cut to inside the plane with Trader Moe getting up as his hat is damaged. He wakes up as the goons wake up as well.)

Trader Moe: You ratchet heads! Get' em! (Trader Moe storms off stage left into the cockpit of the plane. He pushes the button and a small cannon comes out of the turrets along with a machine gun. The cannon ball shoots and splashes in the water about six feet away from the babyface. The machine gun fires and Baloo and Kit drop to the dock floor.)

Baloo: Eh, get to the SeaDuck. Rev her up! (Kit gets up and walks stage left as the bullets are shot too high to even come close to hitting him. Cut to the sack as one of the bullets nails it and coins start falling out. Machine gun shoots as Kit is dodging bullets literally. Baloo is slowly running as the coins are still leaking from the sack. Kit is ten feet away from the SeaDuck.)

Kit: Hurry, Baloo! (Motions to Baloo.)

Baloo: Eh, I'm hurrying! I'm hurryin'! (The cannon fires another cannon ball and that one destroys the pier; but Baloo still makes it across without incident. Baloo turns around and tries to keep the sack from leaking as Bobo somehow appears out of nowhere.)

Bobo: You need a miracle to get out of here alive. Heh. Uh, which could be arranged.

Baloo: Just what do miracles go for around here, old buddy? (Bobo checks the sack and then whispers into Baloo's ear.)

Bobo: Well...

Baloo: What?! Oh, that's dockside robbery! (Bobo folds his arms.)

Bobo: Hey, take it or leave it, man. (Trader Moe's plane turns around and continues to fire bullets and those shots miss Baloo's head by a foot or so. Baloo takes the dollar bills and gives them to Bobo.)

Baloo: I'll take it! I'll take it! (Cut over to Kit as the engines are started and they are roaring.)

Kit: Baloo, come on! (Baloo and Kit run into the SeaDuck and put their seatbelts on.)

Baloo: Now let's get out of here! (Baloo turns the SeaDuck around and flies off as another cannon ball destroys the pier. The Trader Moe plane tries to follow them as we head back in the cockpit with the goons flying the plane.)

Trader Moe: We'll blast them out of the sky!

Rhino Goon: Yeah! Boom, boom!

Gorilla Goon: Boom, boom; I like that! (The Trader Moe plane tries to take off; but there is a chain attached to it; and when it's fully extended, the plane shatters completely causing the goons to scream ) Yee-haw! (Trader Moe and his goons free fall and splash into the water as we pan over to the pully area of the dock as Bobo stands there with his money. He kisses the money.)

Scene II

(Cut to the SeaDuck flying in the air as we head into the cockpit with Baloo flying the SeaDuck and Kit in the navigator's seat.)

Baloo: (Sighs.) That is the hardest easy money I ever made in my life.

Kit: (Flustered.) I've been afraid to ask; did we escape with anything more than our lives?! (Baloo checks the sack out of nowhere and brings out a dollar bill.)

Baloo: (Sighs.) A hundred bucks. Double your money, like I promised. (Baloo gives Kit the money.)

Kit: Hey, that's great! Thanks, Baloo! The rest is yours. (Baloo shakes the sack and two pennies fall out of the bag.)

Baloo: Don't mention it, Kit. (Baloo looks at the pennies as the SeaDuck flies away from the hard camera.)

Scene III

(Head to the white fence as Baloo is painting the rest of the fence with a paintbrush and a bucket of white paint. Kit comes in.)

Kit: How's it going, Poppa Bear?

Baloo: Ah, this workin' stuff's not that bad. (Sighs.) Worst thing about it, it hasn't got a beat. (Baloo continues to paint the fence as Kit runs off stage right. Then we hear the "I Got Them Flat Broke Sticky Shoed No Banana Woogie Boogie Blues." song in the background.) Oh yeah! (Baloo sings the scat song as he paints with the beat.) Hey! You're playing my song! (Baloo turns around and sees Kit standing with the record player with the record playing.)

Kit: Surprise! Ha ha! That's what I needed the hundred bucks for!

Baloo: Oh, Kit; you...(Baloo laughs as he hugs Kit and he sprays paint all over the place with the paintbrush. Kit and Baloo dance as the fence is knocked over. Cut to inside the office with Rebecca sitting at her desk. She is covering her ears poorly.)

Rebecca: Oh, no. (She goes over to the window.) Baloo, turn it down! (Rebecca gets splattered with white paint in the face.) Oh, Baloo. (She leans on the window still sulking as we see Kit and Baloo dancing as we zoom out to see the entire Higher For Hire building.)

End Of Episode At 21:06

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