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Last Horizons Transcript

Written: 08/20/2016
Updated: 10/19/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Start on a city street somewhere in Cape Suzette as the denizens are cheering and parade music is in the background. Confetti drops from the skies as there is a white flag that says "Hooray Monty!" Various denizens are on the sidewalk cheering on a red car driven by a furry who disappears on the closeup shot as we see a bear furry in a bomber jacket with a pilot's cap and mustache waving to the crowd. )

Radio Announcer: And there he is, the man of the hour. Hee hee. (We head at Louie's as Louie is reading the newspaper (Cape Suzette Tribune) with the picture of Monty Mangrove and the headline reading "Hooray Monty!". Rebecca, WildCat, the mango driver from Plunder and Lightning Part 2 and Kit are listening to the radio at the island as Kit is eating a sundae.) Yes, Monty Mangrove; ah-da-da the world's greatest explorer! (Everyone cheers.)

Kit Cloudkicker: Yeah! All right! (Then an orange float glass is thrown and bonks into the radio causing both objects to fly off the counter. Glass shatters as everyone gasps in horror. Cut to Baloo at his island with five empty glasses drinking out of one. He also has a plate of seeds on the counter.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Ooops! Slipped. (Baloo slurps on his float. Louie grabs the radio and puts it back on the counter.)

Louie L'Amour: Ah, you got something against my radio, Baloo?

Baloo: Sorry, Louie.

Rebecca Cunningham: (Walks over to Baloo.) Why, Baloo; don't tell me you're jealous? Monty Mangrove's a...great man. You're a cargo pilot.

Baloo: And that's chopped liver?

Kit: Hey, Baloo can fly better than that guy any day. (Kit is sharing his sundae with WildCat.) Just 'cause he doesn't have a parade...

Rebecca: A parade means that you're somebody, Kit. Not everybody can be somebody, Baloo.

Baloo: Hey! I had a chance to be somebody once. I almost found Panda-La.

Louie: No jive, Clyde? We're talking Panda-La, city beyond the last horizon?

Kit: With giant pagodas that reach the sky?

WildCat Puma: And gold and silver and sandwiches and stuff?

Baloo: That's it, that's the one.

Rebecca: That's a fairy story, it doesn't exist!

Baloo: Ahem, wanna bet?

Scene II

(Head inside the back of the SeaDuck at Louie's dock with Baloo, Kit, Rebecca and WildCat as Baloo is throwing objects from the SeaDuck that are inside a treasure chest.)

Baloo: It was years ago. I spotted it over the next hill. (Kit is dodging objects as WildCat grabs fake mustache glasses.) I flew like mad and when I got there, all I found was...this. (Baloo brings out a green panda bear dressed in Chinese gear paperweight covered in wax paper. The paperweight sparkles as Kit is in awe of this. Rebecca grabs the paperweight.)

Rebecca: Ah ha ha ha. Baloo, you could have gotten this anywhere. Next you'll be telling us about the...Easter bunny. (Baloo grabs the paperweight.)

Baloo: Yeah, yeah; yuck it up, Rebecca! I'm telling ya, I saw Panda-La! And I'm gonna find it again.

Scene III

(Nightfall ensues at the docks of Louie's as WildCat walks to the SeaDuck with a box in his hands. WildCat goes into the side door as Baloo is standing on a box near the pilot's side of the SeaDuck with Louie, Kit and Rebecca looking on.)

Baloo: And when I do, I'll be sitting at the head of a parade!

Kit: But, Baloo; a parade doesn't really mean anything.

Baloo: Well, it'd mean I'm not a nobody, Kit. (Baloo pets Kit's head.) Have them warm up the marching band, pal.

Louie: It'll be a breeze, my man. (Baloo and Louie slap hands. Baloo goes to the pilot's door.)

Rebecca: Baloo, this has gone far enough! Panda-La is nonsense.

Baloo: Nah, Becky; it's my chance to be somebody. (Baloo enters the SeaDuck and closes the door.) Don't wait up! (Baloo starts the engines and the SeaDuck starts up. SeaDuck takes off and flies into the sky towards the moon. Kit's baseball cap is completely red on the takeoff shot.)

Kit: You're somebody to me.

Scene IV

(Shot of the SeaDuck flying against a map as neon green broken lines and X's litter the map in the background. Then the SeaDuck flies over and in some dangerous mountain range. Head to the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Baloo is in the pilot's seat reading the map.)

Baloo: Now here's where I saw it. Over that horizon. (We see the sun rise over the horizon as we repeat the shot of the map background with the neon green path the SeaDuck took. Cut to a shot of Baloo looking at the map with a huge path all over it.) Nothing! And me all out of map. Maybe Rebecca was right. I am a nobody. (Baloo almost falls asleep and then wakes up as a sand tornado heads straight for the SeaDuck. Baloo flies the SeaDuck northeast to try to avoid the tornado.) A nobody in big trouble! Eugh, oh, no! (The SeaDuck gets caught in the sand tornado and it spins around the tornado.) Engines, don't fail me now! (The left engine catches fire and it is disabled.) Well, I said I'd find Panda-La if it was the last thing I did. (The SeaDuck goes into a tailspin.) And this looks like the last thing I'm gonna do. (Baloo flies into the bottom of the sand tornado and we fade to black. We return as we see mountain cliffs and then pan up to see the SeaDuck has landed on one of the cliffs with a smoking left engine. Baloo gets out of the SeaDuck via the pilot's side and begins coughing violently. There is a lot of dust in the area.) Where's a dust mop when you need one? (Baloo checks the left engine and the propeller is broken along with the rest of the left engine.) Grounded...but good. And no gas station in sight. Well, what can't go down, must go up. (Baloo climbs the mountain as he pants a lot. Baloo's clothes are torn as he grunts and climbs up to another ledge. Baloo then collapses and passes out. Soft music plays as a white light shines on Baloo. Baloo wakes up and notices a path with stairs going towards the light. Baloo squeezes through some mountains and then we see Baloo walking in a cave on a wooden bridge. Jump cut to more walking on a bridge as a section of it breaks through and Baloo screams loudly. Baloo grabs the railings on the way down and crawls to the other side as pieces of wood fall into the abyss below. Cut to Baloo climbs up to another ledge after crossing the bridge. Baloo walks through another cave into a valley filled with giant pagodas.) Giant pagodas! Oh, could it be? (Baloo slides down the cliff towards the city. Baloo walks around the city.) Hello! Come out, come out where ever you are! (Then a panda furry wearing red robes and a hat walks in from behind.)

Panda Monk: Welcome, strange one. I trust you come in peace.

Baloo: If I were any more peaceful, I'd be asleep.

Wan-Lo: I'm Wan-Lo of Panda-La.

Baloo: Panda-La?! Oh ho ho ho! Then it's true! Oh, I found the city beyond the last horizon! (Baloo grabs Wan-Lo and dances with him.) Oh, ho ho ho. I did it! Ya-haa! I did it! Whooo! (Baloo turns around as Wan-Lo adjust his hat.) Oh yeah, I'm Baloo from Cape Suzette. (Baloo shakes Wan-Lo's hand and Wan-Lo has purple fingernails.)

Wan-Lo: Cape Suzette? Interesting. Come out! Come out! We have an honorary guest. (Various denizens of Panda-La (all of them pandas) come out muttering.)

Scene V

(Cut to a pathway in Panda-La as Wan-Lo and Baloo are walking together as we see various denizens doing their daily routine. Two of them see Wan-Lo and Baloo; both of them bow to him. Baloo overdoes the bowing.)

Baloo: Hello there, ahem. What a friendly place. (Zoom into the denizens who put their stuff down and then carry out a giant cannon.)

Wan-Lo: Yes, we pride ourselves on our niceness.

Scene VI

(Head to a far shot of Panda-La which also has a giant waterfall. Baloo and Wan-Lo cross a bridge.)

Baloo: I still can't figure out how you pandas got your city all the way up top this rock.

Wan-Lo: It wasn't easy. (Pan down to see a denizen driving a wheelbarrow filled with firecracker rockets. Wan-Lo and Baloo walk down the steps toward the denizen. The denizen stops and gasps.)

Panda-La Denizen #1 (Blue Tunic): Excuse me, Wan-Lo. I did not know.

Wan-Lo: (Whispering.) How could let him see these rockets?

Panda-La Denizen #1: I'm sorry, I didn't really know...

Baloo: He-hey! Fireworks! (Baloo takes one of them.)

Wan-Lo: Oh?! Fireworks? Oh, yes, yes! Fireworks. Ah, perhaps you'd be more interested in seeing my humble palace? (Wan-Lo pushes Baloo away stage right as the denizen is confused.)

Scene VII

(Nightfall ensues as we head to Wan-Lo's palace. Fish are swimming at a pool near the palace.)

Baloo: Oh, wait till everybody back home hears about this! Oh hoo hoo hoo. And they said I was a nobody! (Wan-Lo watches on inside a room in front of a clothes changing barrier as Baloo is changing his torn shirt for blue/light blue/gold/red trimmed robes and a blue/gold hat. The blue tunic denizen holds up a mirror as Baloo admires himself with it. Cut to inside a hallway with various golden statues littered in the palace hallway. Baloo and Wan-Lo look at the statues. The statues are doing the "x no evil" promo by the way. Cut to the treasure room littered with gold, jewels and other treasure. Baloo grabs a ruby; but puts it down as Wan-Lo grabs a giant diamond. Head to the dining area as Baloo is at the end table eating with chopsticks as Wan-Lo and his family and servents are looking on from various points of the dining area.) Oh boy, what a feast! Hmmm, you pandas sure know how to treat a Joe right.

Wan-Lo: (Puts his chopsticks down.) We're but friendly hosts. Nothing's too good for our honored guest. (Baloo eats with the chopsticks rapidily.)

Baloo: Hey, anytime you drop by Cape Suzette; you feel free to come visit. (Baloo eats more in rapid fire and then eats the chopsticks in the process. He gulps.) The chow'll be on me. Hmmm.

Wan-Lo: Why, that is most kind. (Baloo then notices a twist key yellow mouse with a pink ribbon dashing across the floor and then it lands on the table in front of a lantern with a candle stick inside lit up.)

Baloo: Aw, look at that. (Baloo moves the lantern to the top right edge of the table and the mouse goes to it and bumps into the lantern over and over.) What? (Baloo puts the lantern on the floor and the mouse keeps going towards it. We hear a female child giggling in the background. Out of the clothes barrier comes a female child in a pink/golden trim robe, pants and cymbal hat with a ponytail run out and grabs the mouse near the lantern.)

Wan-Lo's Daughter: Mousey like the warm... (Wan-Lo stares at his daughter and she's shocked as she simply runs off stage left.)

Baloo: Cute kid.

Wan-Lo: My daughter. Pay no attention.

Baloo: That toy...how does it follow the heat of the lamp? (Wan-Lo rings the bell.)

Wan-Lo: May I present my sons. (Two pandas enter the room. The short one is wearing blue/golden robes with a hat while the fat one is wearing orange/golden robes with a hat. The blue one elbows the orange one in the ribs.) They have been seeing to the preparations of your flying machine. (The orange one bops the blue one in the head and it goes down.)

Baloo: What?! You're fixing the Duck? (Goes over to the two sons.)

Wan-Lo: By morning, it shall be done. I hope it meets with your satisfaction.

Baloo: Oh-hoo! You folks just get nicer and nicer. Hoo hoo. How can I ever thank you?

Wan-Lo: Oh, you will. You will.

Scene VIII

(Head back to the cliff mountain where the SeaDuck is. We see four panda denizens using pressurized barrels and a wooden exercise bicycle to pump air into a giant balloon as several more denizens release rope to bring the balloon (Made from a rainbow fish) up and stable. Baloo watches on in awe.)

Baloo: Oh blue, double perfect! The balloon will get me home. (Baloo is with Wan-Lo and his two sons.) And put my parade in the bank. Thanks Wan, you've done everything for me. (Baloo bows at him and then slides down the side of the cliff.)

Wan-Lo: More than you know. (Baloo gets into the pilot's side of the SeaDuck and shuts the door. The denizens release the ropes from the pulleys as the SeaDuck floats into the air via the balloon. Baloo waves to the pandas.)

Baloo: So long, everyone. (The engines start and begin to roar. The SeaDuck flies off as Wan-Lo and company wave back.)

Wan-Lo: Goodbye, my...friend. (The denizens comes in as the sons continue to wave. Wan-Lo turns around.) Ready the city. (Wan-Lo runs as the blue clothed son pulls on the orange one to stop waving (I assumed it was Po from Kung Fu Panda; but it's not.) and drags him off. The city roofs open and out comes inflated balloons. The buildings all release from the ground and take off into the air. The palace uses four small balloons and a giant red/green stylized balloon as it takes off into the sky following the SeaDuck.)

Scene IX

(Cliff gun entrance shot of Cape Suzette harbour and pan down towards the city where Higher For Hire is shown in the background. Head to a sidewalk store counter containing model airplanes and teddy bears, along with ties being sold by Fred from A Touch Of Glass. Louie and Kit are there as Kit grabs a Suzette Toy Fighter Plane which is on sale today.)

Louie: Aw, lighten up, shortshop; old Baloo will be back. He's gone on wilder goose chases before.

Kit: It's just a stupid parade. Who cares, anyway?!

Cape Suzette Male Denizen #1: Hey, look!

Cape Suzette Male Denizen #2: What's that? I don't believe it! (In comes the SeaDuck floating from a balloon. We see two fishers looking on from a rowboat in the harbour. Kit advances forward.) Check it out!

Kit: Look, look! It's Baloo! IT'S BALOO! (Barely audible.) It's Baloo! (Kit, Louie and Rebecca run in the street following the SeaDuck as the denizens are running and pointing at the SeaDuck as well.) Baloo! Baloo! (The SeaDuck runs out of fuel and drops straight down as the denizens are chattering among themselves. The SeaDuck crashes into a fountain, destroying it.)

Cape Suzette Male Denizen #3: Look, he's here! I see him. (Everyone runs to the SeaDuck. Baloo opens the pilot's door of the SeaDuck and jumps out.)

Baloo: I have returned. (The denizen chatter among themselves as the crowds have reduced to about a dozen of them including Kit, Louie and Rebecca. Kit runs in and hugs Baloo.)

Kit: Aw, Baloo, you came back!

Baloo: Yup, Li'l Britches. And I ain't just Baloo anymore. I am Mr. Somebody! (In comes the mayor of Cape Suzette.)

Walrus Mayor Of Cape Suzette: Make way, I'm the mayor! What's going on now?! (The mayor has a red megaphone as he shoves past Teddy and the pig lady. Amelia Airhead, one of the Kitty Hawk kids and O'Bowens also appear among others. The mayor stammers.) Who's responsible for this?! (Baloo puts Kit down on the ground.)

Baloo: I've just come from Panda-La. City beyond the last horizon. What do you think of them apples?

Denizens: Wow! (The mayor drops his megaphone.)

Walrus Mayor: Panda-La?

Baloo: Uh-huh. And I believe a parade is in order. (Cut to a rocket flying from the sky and it destroys a palm tree as the denizens scream in agnoy. Pan up to the cliffs at the city of Panda-La rises from the cliffs. Cut to a shot of the Cliff guns firing their guns, but the rockets destroy them in short order. The palace and buildings enters Cape Suzette over the Cliff Guns.)

Wan-Lo: (Transmitter voice.) People of Cape Suzette, your guns are useless. Prepare to surrender to the might of Panda-La. (The buildings all comes down towards the water as Baloo and the mayor are shocked.)

End Of Act I At 9:57

Act II

Scene I

(Cut to the shot of the floating palace and buildings of Panda-La.)

Wan-Lo: (Transmitter voice.) People of Cape Suzette, surrender or be destroyed. (Cut to the SeaDuck as Baloo stammers.)

Baloo: But-but-but the Pandas are friendly. Aw, this must be some kind of joke.

Rebecca: No joke, Baloo. It's an invasion.

Walrus Mayor: (Has a megaphone.) Invasion?! Oh, dear! Call out the air force! (Mayor runs away stage left as we cut to a bunch of Suzette flying airplanes (the same ones we saw in model form that Kit picked up.) as their engines start and they begin to roar. They all takeoff from the same landing strip we saw in Plunder and Lightning Part Four. Sixteen of them fly towards the floating buildings and fire bullets at them. Then the buildings fire back with cannon balls and dozens and dozens of planes are destroyed as everyone bails out and parachutes towards the harbour. Baloo and company look on in shock on the ground. More planes get destroyed by cannon balls as more pilots bail out and parachute. One of the planes manages to pop one of the balloons.) Oh, look! We got one! We got one. (Cut to the roof of the building as two panda denizens climb up onto the balloon and sew up the balloon with rapid ease.)

Louie: We had one. (More shots of planes diving into the water along with parachutes and pilots. One plane is left as it flies up into the sky as we cut to Rebecca pointing this out.)

Rebecca: Only one plane left.

Baloo: What have I done? (Baloo covers his eyes as we see the plane flying in the sky. Pandas continue to shoot cannonballs at the plane as the pilot aims and fires at the strings of the building and manages to shoot them off causing the balloon to float up into the sky while the building comes down and falls into the ocean. The crowd cheers.)

Kit: Got him! (Baloo uncovers his eyes as the plane shoot more bullets at the side of the Panda-La palace. Bullets hit the railing where Wan-Lo is and he bails stage right. A backpack falls into the water.)

Wan-Lo: No more games! Prepare the heat seeking rockets! (Cut to a wooden panel opening to show a golden statue containing a launcher for the fire rockets. The golden fire rockets fire as the plane dodges the missile barely. Louie wipes his face.)

Louie: Whew! Man, that was too close! (The heat seeking rocket turns around with ease.) What the...?! A U-turn?! Is that legal?! (The rocket is chasing the pilot.)

Rebecca: The rocket's following him.

Kit: But that's impossible!

Baloo: No, I saw it! The Pandas have a doohickey that will chase heat! And they've got it on the rockets! (The plane does a hyperbole and goes up; but the rocket finally gets to the plane and destroys the tailsection of the plane. The plane explodes and falls to the ocean as the pilot bails out and parachutes.)

Walrus Mayor: Oh, no! We're doomed! Doomed! Oh, no!

Baloo: I just wanted a parade. (Another heat seeking rocket flies down as Baloo grabs everyone and bails stage south as the rocket explodes near the SeaDuck.)

Wan-Lo: (Transmitter.) People of Cape Suzette, that was your last warning! Surrender now! (The mayor flips out of the pile.)

Walrus Mayor: This is all your fault! (The mayor grabs the megaphone as he gets up; but Baloo also grabs it.)

Baloo: No, wait! Don't surrender yet! I think I know of a way. (Both play tug of war.)

Walrus Mayor: Haven't you done enough already?! (Mayor grabs the megaphone back and screams in Baloo's face.) We give up! (Cut to Wan-Lo on the railing look off with his microphone.)

Wan-Lo: Ah, very good! Now, if you please; leave this city and never come back! Hee hee hee. (No one is leaving.) What are you standing around for?! GO! (Everyone then runs off in various directions screaming.)

Baloo: Wait! Don't go!

Cape Suzette Female Denizen #1: You traitor!

Cape Suzette Male Denizen #4: Traitor, Baloo! (Louie, Kit and Rebecca run towards Baloo.)

Kit: Baloo!

Baloo: No! (Kit, Louie and Rebecca help Baloo up to his feet.) You heard the mayor, it's my fault! And that means it's my fight.

Rebecca: But, Baloo; it's a suicide mission!

Louie: Or worse.

Baloo: I know. But I have to try. (Baloo rips the robes and his shirt is magically repaired.) Even if I am just a nobody. (Baloo walks off stage right.)

Kit: Baloo! Baloo! Baloo, wait! (Kit tries to follow him but Louie stops him.)

Louie: No, little buddy... (Kit looks worried now.)

Scene II

(Cut to the SeaDuck as the entire thing looks like an icebox both inside and outside. Denizens are screaming and run in various directions as WildCat has opened the engines and is fixing the engine. Baloo comes in with two boxes as WildCat is hammering and we get rumbling and WildCat is tossed into the front engine. WildCat comes up with a saw.)

WildCat: Baloo, is that you? (Baloo is inside the cockpit wearing a fur coat, earmuffs and a scarf putting boxes inside the cockpit.)

Baloo: Yeah, just loading some special cargo. Where's everyone?

WildCat: Well, I'm here and you're there and the Pandas are way up there. (Baloo sits down, puts his seatbelt on and starts the engines.)

Baloo: Oh, never mind. If I were my friends, I wouldn't say goodbye to me, either. (The entire SeaDuck is an icebox filled with ice cream, ice and snow.) The plane ready? (WildCat closes the front engine hatch.)

WildCat: Fit as a banjo and smelling like... (WildCat sniffs the air.) ...ice cream? (The SeaDuck engines roar as it drives stage left allowing WildCat to duck and cover.) Baloo? (The SeaDuck turns around and then officially takes off above WildCat as the background behind him looks extremely fake. The SeaDuck flies into the sky as we head in the back as there is ice cream everywhere. Baloo is slurping on ice cream as well.)

Baloo: Brrr! Getting kind of nippy in here. Good! Now, let's see what their heat-seeking rockets do when there ain't no heat to seek. (Baloo flies the SeaDuck towards the floating buildings. The pandas fire the heat seeking rockets from their perch. The SeaDuck dodges one and then takes a match and lights a stick of dynamite. Baloo throws the stick of dynamite out of his plane.) Going down! (The stick lands on the roof of a floating building and explodes. The building free falls into the harbour and sinks. A number of balloons come down to rescue the denizens. Head back to the cockpit of the SeaDuck.) Ha ha. A little panda-monium. (Cut to the SeaDuck flying towards the palace as we see Wan-Lo notice the SeaDuck.)

Wan-Lo: So, it is that fool Baloo who dares to defy us. Launch rockets! (More heat seeking rockets are launched from their perch. None of them seek the SeaDuck as the SeaDuck dodges them with ease. Baloo throws more sticks of dynamite at the roofs of buildings. They explode and cause the buildings to free fall. Wan-Lo jumps up and down in a rage.) A defective rocket! Fire another! (More rockets are fired; and more of them miss the SeaDuck and fly away as one of them hits a balloon of another floating building. More jumping up and down from Wan-Lo in rage.)

Wan-Lo's Son #1 (Blue Robe): Father! The rockets aren't working!

Wan-Lo: I know that! Why do you think I'm hopping up and down?! UGH! Fire everything! (All buildings and the palace fire hundreds of heat seeking rockets.)

Baloo: Oh, baby! Looks like open season on Sea Ducks! (Baloo dodges all the heat seeking rockets he can; but one of them clangs off the right engine of the SeaDuck causing the engine to sputter as we head back into the cockpit of the SeaDuck.) Uh-oh! The party's over! (The SeaDuck tangles itself up in ropes over the palace balloon as we get one more shot of the floating buildings coming down for a landing.)

Scene III

(FPS shot of Baloo looking over Cape Suzette harbour from ten thousand feet or so. Baloo's hands are tied behind his back as he is dangling over open sky from a pulley manned by two of Wan-Lo's soliders inside a room with a trap door.)

Baloo: Aw, come on, Wan-Lo pal; I thought we were friends.

Wan-Lo: We have no friends! We live to conquer! And where we conquer, we live.

Baloo: Oh, no wonder you got no friends.

Wan-Lo: Good pandas especially dislike us. My apologies. I'd throw you in the dungeon, but we have none. Guards! (One of the guards goes to the lever.)

Baloo: I'm warning you, Wan! This is your last cha...naccccccceeeeeee! (The guard pushes the lever and Baloo freefalls down towards the ground below.)

End Of Act II At 15:58

Act III

Scene I

(Shot of Baloo freefalling from a rope pully with his hands tied behind his back screaming. Then he recoils as the line is completely snug now.)

Baloo: Ouch! Whew! I thought I was in trouble for a second. (Then a green skinned humming bird arrives with a red collar around it's neck and both it and Baloo look down.) OUUGGGHHHH! Aww, tell me I'm dreaming! (Cut back to inside the room as the guard looks down at the pulley rope. He is eating a bamboo shoot as an airfoil comes out of nowhere and bonks into the guard knocking him down and out. In comes Kit and he sees Baloo hanging around.)

Kit: Hey, Baloo! (Baloo looks up and notices it is Kit.)

Baloo: Kit! (Kit pulls the lever multiple times and manages to get Baloo up into the room above. Sadly; Baloo appears to be tied up a lot more than usual when he lands on the ground. Kit unties him.) What are you doing here?! (Baloo grabs Kit and embraces him.)

Kit: I stowed away. Aw, I couldn't let you go alone. You are a somebody, to me.

Baloo: (Sets Kit down on the floor.) Come on, let's get a move on. (Kit and Baloo run towards the door.)

Scene II

(Head into a hallway with multiple hallways and double doors. Baloo and Kit sneak from hallway to hallway. )

Kit: Think we're cool, Poppa Bear?

Baloo: Solid, man, solid. (A panda denizen gets behind Baloo and Kit and points his spear at Baloo. It growls as Baloo and Kit walk into the middle of the hallway and put their arms up.) Easy, pal! I got your point. (Louie smashes a vase over the solider's head and that knocks him out cold. Louie comes down.)

Kit/Baloo: Louie?!

Louie: He-hey, boys! See I arrived just in the nick. (Louie slaps hands with Baloo and Kit.)

Baloo: But...?!

Louie: Couldn't let my oldest pal fly solo on this one. Right, cuz? (Baloo, Kit and Louie try to walk south; but are stopped by another solider with a spear. Baloo and Kit raise their arms again with Louie.) Sorry, my man; uh, looks like I missed one.

Baloo: That's okay. (The solider advances and then gets bonked in the head with a metal mailbox and goes flying stage right. In comes Rebecca.)

Rebecca: Hey, I had to protect my only pilot, didn't I?

Baloo: Right. (A solider comes in and pokes Rebecca in the rear end with a spear. As this is happening, WildCat opens a door in the hallway causing the solider to bonk into the door and he goes flying stage right.) You-you came to help me, too?! (Baloo is confused about this.)

WildCat: I did? (More solider come in.)

Kit: What now, Baloo?

Baloo: Well, since I'm all out of friends, run! (Baloo, Kit, Louie, Rebecca and WildCat all run away stage left. The soliders all chase them into the room with the trap door. Baloo and Louie shut the doors and the pandas all bonk into the doors. The guards ram the doors as Baloo, Kit, Louie, Rebecca and WildCat push on the doors.)

Kit: Wh-what do we do? (Baloo looks at the hole in the floor. Baloo, Kit, Louie, Rebecca and WildCat jump through the hole and free fall screaming. They slide off a balloon and crash right through the roof of a floating building. Everyone falls right on top of three Panda guards with WildCat delaying his squash of a fourth panda guard carrying a heat seeking missile.)

Baloo: That was easy. Come here, you guys. (Baloo gets up and everyone hugs him in unison.) Thanks. But right now, I got an invasion to stop. (Baloo steals the heat seeking missile the guard had and puts it on the launcher.)

Kit: But Baloo, you don't have to. We can escape in this pagoda. (Kit embraces Baloo as Rebecca comes in.)

Rebecca: Look, what I said about parades...I was wrong.

Baloo: I know. A parade doesn't make you a somebody or a nobody. It's what you do and who you do it for. And I gotta do this for Cape Suzette. (Baloo sets Kit near Rebecca and climbs onto the back of the rocket backwards.) Whether they know it or not. And for my friends. (Baloo strikes a match and lights the fuse which that and the line "Whether they know it or not" was cut out by Toon Disney. Not only that; they replaced two seconds of footage by repeating the shot of showing WildCat and Louie again. Laughable since Baloo struck a match earlier in the episode and it wasn't cut out. The rocket goes flying off the launcher and Baloo screams. Rebecca, Kit, Louie and WildCat go to the railing.)

Rebecca: Is he crazy?

Louie: Yeah, but what else is new?

Kit: Good luck, Poppa Bear. (Kit is almost in tears as Baloo flies the rocket around as it has a mind of it's own.)

Baloo: WHOOOOAAAAAA! (It heads for the top of the palace as Baloo lets go of the rocket and hangs on to the ropes holding the palace balloon. He swings around a bit and then comes down.) Boy, once my head stops spinning, those Pandas are in real trouble. (Cut to Baloo inside the SeaDuck as he starts up the engines. The propellers slowly begin to spin.) Come on, baby; you can do it! (The ropes are cut as the SeaDuck finally takes off the roof. Cut to the look off with Wan Lo and his soliders as Wan-Lo inhales deeply.)

Wan-Lo: Ahhh...I love the smell of conquered territory in the morning. (The SeaDuck shows up and Wan-Lo is shocked and appalled.) What? Annihilate him! (The soliders get in position and fire the heat seeking rockets. The rockets miss the SeaDuck as the SeaDuck dodges all and hits the balloons on the floating buildings causing them to go down. Baloo flies towards the palace balloons.)

Baloo: Time for dessert! (Baloo pushes a lever and the tailsection door of the SeaDuck opens as ice cream falls from the back.)

Wan-Lo: Now where did that fool go?! (Ice cream falls all over Wan-Lo. A cherry falls on top for good measure. Cut to the cockpit as the balloon building fire more heat seeking rockets at the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Here they come! (Baloo dodges the floating buildings as the heat seeking rockets follow him. Cut back to Wan-Lo; his two sons and two guards watching on.)

Wan-Lo: (With ice cream cap.) Hee hee hee, we have him now. There's no escape! Hee hee hee hee ha. (Wan-Lo gasps as the SeaDuck is headed straight for him. The SeaDuck flies into the palace window.) Where is he?! (Wan-Lo and the solider head inside the palace. The SeaDuck is flying inside the palace as the heat seeking rockets are still chasing it. Wan-Lo gasps in horror.) He's headed toward the armory! (Baloo flies the SeaDuck through the hallways where the "x no evil statues" are. The rockets follow as we head back into the cockpit of the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Almost there. Oh, baby! This is it! (The SeaDuck flies through into the armory where all the cannonballs, rockets and ammunition are. Baloo sweats as we cut to outside at a shot of one of the floating buildings where Kit, Louie, Rebecca and WildCat are watching. The palace explodes like crazy. Rockets fly out of the palace like crazy and destroy every floating building in sight, except for the one Kit, Louie, Rebecca and WildCat are in. Soliders are running in hallways in fear as rockets fly around like crazy. Various balloons come down towards the water along with Wan-Lo and his two sons being in one of them. Two rockets destroy the ropes holding the balloon and the basket free falls into the harbour water below. More rockets shoot out as the palace tips to one side and destroys itself. More rockets destroy balloons. Cut to Louie, Rebecca and Kit.)

Kit: Baloo. (Smoke fills the harbour as Rebecca goes over to Kit and hugs him.)

Rebecca: Well, we'll all miss him. (Louie opens his eyes and notices the SeaDuck flying out of the smoke.)

Louie: No, we won't. (Everyone looks as Kit gasps in shock.)

Kit: Baloo! (The SeaDuck comes in as everyone cheers.) Poppa Bear, you're safe! You made it!

Louie: My main man! (Cut to a shot of Baloo in the cockpit waving at his friends.)

Rebecca: I love you, Baloo! (Everyone cheers as we cut to Baloo, Kit, Rebecca and Louie in the red car cheering in the streets of Cape Suzette as confetti drops from the sky. WildCat is driving the red car.)

Baloo: Told ya I'd get a parade, Becky. (Baloo then gives Rebecca the Panda paperweight from the beginning of the episode.) Here, don't need this anymore. I was thinking, maybe next I'll look for the Easter bunny. Hmmmm mmmm. (The car drives away south as we pan up to the skyline of Cape Suzette with confetti falling some more.)

End Of Episode At 21:08

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