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Captains Outrageous Transcript
Written: 07/25/2015
Updated:
11/02/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Cut to a shot of a junkyard complete with a treehouse with the Aces upside down and sideways on the door. There is a propeller nailed to the wall, a plane's blue door as a door and part of a wing nailed as part of the deck.)
Kit Cloudkicker: Air pirates! Hundreds of them! (Kit makes an airplane noise to turn around and then makes machine gun noises.) But Baloo shifts the gas. Vroom! (Cut to inside the treehouse as there is a hippo kid in blue overalls (Dark blue with light blue trim near the belly.) and a yellow shirt wearing a cooking pot on his head with holes cut for the eyes. There is a rabbit kid wearing a pink shirt and purple pants with a colinder on his/her head. There is an ostrich furry wearing blue shorts, work boots and a red fur trim shirt wearing a dutch oven on his head. Kit is on a makeshift stage behind a soapbox with part of a bicycle handle attached to it. He is wearing a colinder on his head as well. to his right is a hynea furry on top of a green inflatable chair wearing purple overalls and a cyan blue shirt with a pot on his head.) We're over their heads! Barrel rollin' all the way! The pirates don't know what to do! Then....Vroom! We hit the clouds and we're home free. And that's my adventure (In the closeup shot of Ernie; he now has a tail that went missing on far shots. Everyone gets up and cheers and whistles.)
All Jungle Aces/Kit: ♪ Aces! Aces! Aces! Aces! Aces! Aces! Pick'em up, knock'em down! Hit'em hard, make'em frown! Oversea, in the sky! Jungle Aces flying high! FLYING ACES! ♪ (They slap hands together and then jump up and down cheering and whistling. Ernie heads over to the podium and takes over as Ernie has a graval and pounds the soapbox with it. )
Ernie: Okay, guys; okay! The Jungle Aces Secret Midnight Club will now come to order. New business. Kit wants to present a friend of his for memebership. (Kit gets on stage and kicks the green inflatable chair away (which has a worn down spring on the back of the chair.) and pulls the pink worn down curtain in the background to reveal a green plane's door with a crank handle. Kit turns the crank handle.)
Kit: Come on in, Oscar! (Behind the door is an almond bear with a shingle like hairstyle, blood red shorts, a blue/navy blue striped shirt, red bowtie and glasses as he bumps the top of the door.)
Oscar Vandersnoot: OW! (Oscar manages to climb in through the window.) Hello?
Ostrich Kid: Oh, no. Not...
Hippo/Ostrich/Bunny Kid: Vandersnoot! (All the kids are flustered.)
Ernie: Nah; you can't nominate Oscar Vandersnoot! He's a walking disaster area. A zero! (Oscar looks embarrassed to be here.)
Kit: The rules say anyone can join if they've had an adventure. I'm sure Oscar had lots of them.
Oscar: Not...really.
Kit: Ever been in an airplane?
Oscar: (With his hands behind his back.) No.
Kit: Motorboat?
Oscar: No.
Kit: Race car?
Oscar: My mother says they're too dangerous.
Kit: Well, you ever ride a bike?
Oscar: Mom won't let me have one. (Shrugs his shoulder.)
Ernie: Come on, Kit. He's just not Jungle Ace material.
Oscar: Yeah, I know. (Oscar starts crying and then blows his nose on the pink curtain.) If it was my club, I wouldn't want me, either. (Kit is not happy with this and grabs Oscar's arm.)
Kit: Come on. I got an idea. (Oscar is still holding the pink curtains as he walks out with Kit and rips the curtain off.)
Oscar: Where are we going?
Kit: To get you an adventure! (Kit and Oscar leave the treehouse.)
Scene II
(Jump cut to outside near an abandonded construction site of a large building. Kit is balance walking on a large metal pillar that is rusted. Oscar does the same thing as Kit does as Kit jumps off and hops over the muddy river. Oscar tries to do the same; but he flops into the mud belly first and is covered in mud.)
Oscar: Is this an adventure?
Kit: Ah, no. That's falling in the mud. Come on. (Kit motions to Oscar to follow him as he heads to a wooden fence and climbs over it with ease. Oscar Vandernsoot follows him as we zoom out to see Mad Dog and Dumptruck hiding behind an open wooden fence. Mad Dog has a microphone in his hands.)
Mad Dog: We have Vandersnoot in our sights. But somebody's with him. (Gasps as we get a shot of the Iron Vulture in the skies.) It's another boy! Looks like...Kit... Cloudkicker! (Enter the radio room as a brown husky short dog (the same one Kit shoved in Plunder and Lightning Part III; only darker in color.) is sitting in right of the radio and standing behind Don Karnage is a grey dog with earphones on listening. He's wearing a black coat.) What should we do?
Don Karnage: (Takes the microphone on the table.) That boy of Baloo's is less than something to me. The rich one I can ransom for a reasonably enormous fortune. Wait until he is alone -- yahooha -- and then capture him into your clutches. (Cut to Mad Dog and Dumptruck watching on as Kit is on top of the fence while Oscar is struggling to get up and has mud on him now.)
Kit: Can you make it okay?
Oscar: Don't...ehhhh...worry about me! (Oscar is slowly trying to get himself up and over, struggling. Thankfully; Oscar grabs a very loose board and it flops him over the other side as Kit hops down on the other side of the wooden fence. Mad Dog and Dumptruck try to grab Oscar; but the loose board nails them in the chops and they go flying in the opposite direction into the muddy river. Mad Dog and Dumptruck grunt and groan as this is going on. Cut to the other side of the fence as Oscar is lying on that loose board when Kit comes over.)
Kit: You all right?
Oscar: I...I guess so. Was that an adventure? (Kit helps him up to his feet.)
Kit: No. That was getting hung up at the shorts. As soon as we have an adventure, I'll tell ya. (Kit and Oscar walk off stage left.)
Scene III
(Back to the docks of Higher For Hire as there is a boat in the background on top of the storage area next to the office. A seagull is perched and then flies away. )
Kit: Here we are! Our base of operations. (We see Baloo sleeping in his hammock with a wire hook attached to the props just under the sign sucking away at a bunch of green grapes. Kit and Oscar enter the docks as Kit's arms are folded.)
Oscar: Wow! Is that who I think it is? (Baloo is snoring and gulping down grapes.)
Kit: Yeah, that's Baloo. He's...ah...He's storing up energy for our next big mission. Come on! I'll introduce you to Wildcat. (Kit and Oscar walk off towards Wildcat's boathouse. Pan over to the left side of the office as Dumptruck and Mad Dog have popped up under a sign that is in cursive writing. I have no idea what it says. Wakst A. Didil? That's the closest thing I saw. Can anyone help me with this?)
Mad Dog: Get ready.
Dumptruck Ready. (Dumptruck brings out a large sack. We cut to Kit walking down the stairs backwards, while Oscar is struggling to get down the steps because he's a foot shorter than Kit. Dumptruck runs in with the bag; but Oscar grabs the railing unintentionally and slides down causing Dumptruck to overshoot his target and fall into the water with a resounding splash. Mad Dog goes over to the stairs as Kit and Oscar go into the boathouse while Mad Dog does a facepalm. Cut to Wildcat straining and using a wrench on an appartus containing a propane inside his boathouse.)
Kit: (Enters with Oscar.) This is Wildcat. He's...ah...working on something...secret! (Cut to outside as Dumptruck gets back on the dock and looks out of the window noticing Oscar and Kit inside.)
Oscar: A secret anti-pirate weapon?
Dumptruck: Secret weapon?
Wildcat Puma: Actually, it's only a tank full of.... (Wildcat continues to strain and groan until the safety cap breaks off and the propane tank goes flying around the boathouse. It flies around like a balloon losing air and it heads straight for Wildcat.) HIT THE DECK! (Kit, Oscar and Wildcat duck as the propane tank sails over their heads. The propane tank heads straight for Dumptruck and appears to be going through the window; but it goes through the boathouse; but still manages to snag Dumptruck in the process. Dumptruck screams as the propane tank is in the sack now. He flies around and bumps into Baloo as his hammock spins violently.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: HHHHHEEEEEYYYYYYY! (Baloo lands on the dock as Mad Dog arrives waving his arms at Dumptruck. Mad Dog is snagged and somehow; this causes a black backpack (probably containing the radio to snag into a pole at the docks. Cut to outside of the boathouse as Kit, Oscar and WildCat all come outside coughing. The propane tank is about to hit the abandonded construction building as Mad Dog and Dumptruck let go and splash down into the mud for the second time. The propane tank flies towards the building and we cut back to Baloo on the dock waking up.) Oh, that does it. (He gets up.) No more snacks before naptime. (A large explosion is heard and in the background overlooking the harbour, the explosion is shown on a far shot and the abandonded building implodes and causes an atomic bomb like cloud to show up. Kit, Oscar and WildCat run to Baloo.)
Oscar: Uh, Kit? Was that an adventure?
Kit: No; that was a disaster! (Kit double face palm's himself. Cut to the mud river as the destruction is in the background. Mad Dog and Dumptruck pop up.)
Mad Dog: What hit us?
Dumptruck: His secret anti-pirate weapon. (Dumptruck grabs Mad Dog and gets out of the mud.) We've got to get to the radio and tell Don Karnage.
Scene IV
(Back to a different angle shot of Higher For Hire as we zoom into the door which leads into the office.)
Kit: Miss Cunningham? Can't Oscar fly with us, just once? Well, he needs an adventure or they won't let him into the club. (Inside the office as Baloo is next to Rebecca's desk while Rebecca is sitting at her desk.)
Baloo: Sounds good to me, Kit. We got adventures we haven't even used yet. (Kit is standing about 20 feet away from the desk while Oscar is sitting on a stool.)
Rebecca: I don't know.
Baloo: Aw, come on Becky! (Rebecca is checking off stuff on her clipboard and several sheets of paper on her desk.) It'll do the kid some good. (Kit off-screen has taken his hat off.)
Kit: And the Vandersnoots could be big clients. (Rebecca's eyes light up right away.)
Rebecca: Oookay. Oscar can fly with you on tomorrow's delivery run. If he gets his mom's permission. (Looking at she is telling Kit not to take advantage of her business sense ever again.)
Kit: All right!
Oscar: Delivery run?
Rebecca: Right. One hundred sacks of potatoes, five hundred boxes of brussels sprouts, ... (There is a lot of mistakes on that list, since Walt Disney Animation Japan is animating here, causing a lot of obvious Engrish: Higher for Hire is "Hire For Higher". Eighty boxes of carrots is "80 Roxes of Carrotts." Brussels Sprouts is "Brussel Sprouts" 1/4 ton of blueberries is "1/4 ton of blueberrie" (although to be fair; Rebecca's finger was clearly over the end of berries.) and 10 boxes of strawberries is "10 boxes of strawbeddies". ) ...six creates of coconuts, quarter ton of blueberries and the duck needs to be loaded... (Baloo, Kit and Oscar walk out of the office quickly. Dumptruck and Mad Dog walk quickly over to the opposite side of the office. Disney captions missed "the duck needs to be loaded" part; but since Oscar was speaking over Rebecca's voice, I can forgive them for that.)
Oscar: Gee; delivering vegetables doesn't sound very adventurous. (Baloo, Oscar and Kit are out of the office and Baloo closes the door.)
Baloo: Oh, that's just our secret code, kid. We're really delivering...umm...umm... (Dumptruck finds the black backpack and grabs it.)
Kit: A super secret anti-pirate weapon!
Baloo: Umm...right.
Oscar: Wow! (Mad Dog grabs the radio pack and they get behind the wall of the office.)
Baloo: So be here tomorrow morning, Slick. We're taking off for fame and glory. (Sky shot showing Kit and Oscar running away stage right. Zoom into Mad Dog taking out the radio with a crank handle and headphones. Mad Dog cranks the handle while Dumptruck is watching for interferers.)
Mad Dog: We can get the kid and the weapon. Oh, wait till Don Karnage gets a load of this! (Mad Dog puts on the earphones. It is also sunset in Cape Suzette.)
Scene V
(Shot of the Iron Vulture flying around at sunset using sonar sounds. Inside the radio room with a closeup of Don Karnage poking his fingers on the table near the microphone of his jury rigged radio.)
Don Karnage: Two for one. I like it! I like it so much; I must have tought of it myself. (Speaks into the microphone.) Congratulations! You have not done a terrible job. (Dumptruck and Mad Dog are listening to the radio from their hiding spot.) Return to base. Bring doughnuts and cappuccino, Karnage out! (Don Karnage pushes the microphone away.)
Scene VI
(Cut to a sky shot of the Higher For Hire docks as we head to a dock behind the office as a red aeroplane with an orange face, propeller for a nose and black wings Baloo is on the dock while Kit and WildCat are in the plane. Kit is wearing a black captain pirate's hat, white vest with some colorful black and red trim, blue scarf, and purple shorts with a blue sash around it .Wildcat is wearing purple/pink spotted doo-rag, very small blue vest and white shorts.)
Baloo: Hey, hey! You guys look great! You got the plan?
Kit: Yep. We'll meet you at six thousand feet (He's reading the map.), ten miles south of Louie's.
Wildcat: (Looking confused.) We will?
Baloo: Now, Oscar and I will be flying along, peaceful as you please, when suddenly.....
Kit: Air Pirates!
WildCat: (Confused.) Pirates?
Baloo: Yeah; there they are, twelve o'clock high! We dodge to the left, we dodge to the right. Zoom!
Kit: (Makes gunfire noises.) Oh Baloo. (Laughs his butt off; then repositions himself and laughs again as WildCat does the cuckoo motion with his finger.)
Baloo: We'll leave them in our prop wash.
Wildcat: Who? The pirates?
Kit: No. See, we are the pirates. And we're just gonna... (Disney Captions had it as "Then we're" instead. Suddenly a white limo comes in just as Rebecca walks out of the office.)
Baloo: There he is! Okay; hit the sky, and be careful with that plane. It's rented! (Kit starts the engines of the CT-37 lookalike and it flies away stage left. Close up of a tiger furry in chaffeur gear opening the limbo's side door as Mrs. Vandersnoot arrives and she looks like Cindy Bear, only with a full purple dress, purple top hat with pink feather in the back, and a white shirt walks out.)
Oscar: But, mother! They'll laugh at me. (Oscar comes out wearing a football helmet, life jacket on his neck, and an inflatable dragon like inner tube. Miss Cunningham is shocked.)
Mrs. Vandersnoot: Let them. At least you won't get hurt. Now, Miss Cunningham; I must have your assurance that this flight will be safe.
Rebecca: Perfectly safe, Mrs. Vandersnoot.
Baloo: Psst.. (Oscar than notices Baloo's arm motioning to him to come here.)
Mrs. Vandersnoot: And your pilot musn't fly too fast. Oscar is very delicate. (Oscar runs over to see the SeaDuck is sparkling as if Baloo cleaned the plane just for him. Baloo stands in front of his plane with his arms and legs folded. )
Rebecca: Very slow, Mrs. Vandersnoot. (Baloo pulls up his cap. Oscar runs over as Baloo gets into the SeaDuck and leaps into Baloo's arms.)
Baloo: Hey, hey! Welcome aboard, Slick! (Baloo sets Oscar on his feet.)
Oscar: Where's Kit? Isn't he coming?
Baloo: Ah, well...He had an errand to run. (Baloo goes over and closes the door.) I guess that makes you my co-pilot.
Oscar: Me? Wow! Is that the secret weapon? (Points over to the propane tank appratus as there are potatoes exposed on the ground.)
Baloo: Top secret, Slick! The less you know that thing, the better. (Baloo goes over and kicks the potatoes into the cover which confuses Oscar.) Hey listen, son. What do you say we lose some of that extra armor you are carrying? (Baloo takes off the helmet from Oscar's head.)
Oscar: Sure! (Baloo takes off the inflatable tube and lifejacket from Oscar's body.) It was my mom's idea. She's always afraid I'll get hurt.
Baloo: (Chuckles.) Yeah, I kind of figured that. (Jump cut to Baloo and Oscar already in the cockpit sitting down ready to fly as Mrs. Vandersnoot is on the docks.)
Mrs. Vandersnoot: Now, Oscar; don't forget your air sickness pills! (Mr. Vandersnoot is shaking a container of medication and has a hanky with her.) And your allergy pills. And your vitamin pills! (The SeaDucks' engines are started and they begin to roar. The SeaDuck flies off and splashes water into Mrs. Vandersnoot's face; knocking her hat completely off her head.) And your...Ooooh! (The SeaDuck is taking off. Cut to the cockpit as Oscar is in the navigator's chair with his seatbelt now.)
Oscar: What did my mom say?
Baloo: She said, "Have a good time." (Baloo thrusts on the flight stick as the SeaDuck zigzag on the harbour and then stops the engines; then throws a switch to rev them up even louder as Baloo pulls back on the flight stick. The SeaDuck flies up and turns sharply to the right. Cut to inside the cockpit as Oscar is whimpering in his seat.)
Oscar: Are we having an adventure yet?
Baloo: Nah; we're just blowing off the carbs. Slick, you ain't seen nothing yet. (Baloo is flying straight to the cliff walls as seagulls bail in various directions. Oscar panics like mad as Baloo turns the stick to the right and then to the left as Oscar slumps in his seat. The SeaDuck then flies towards the Cliff Gun entrance upside down and then onto it's side. He then starts doing barrel rolls and he chuckles in the cockpit. Oscar is whimpering and gasping like crazy as the SeaDuck finally flies out of Cape Suzette and fights upright this time. Cut to Oscar in his seat slumping up.)
Oscar: Oh, yeah. (Stutters.) Yaahoo.
Baloo: Ah, no, no; son. We're flying. You gotta give me one from your toes!
Oscar: (Smiles as Baloo looks at him as he pulls up on the flight stick and the SeaDuck heads into the clouds and does a loop-de-loop.) Ya-hoo!
Baloo: Hey, that's what I like to hear! (Pulls on the middle switch.) Pilot to co-pilot; keep your eyes peeled for pirates!
Oscar: (Salutes him.) Yes, sir! (Cut to a shot of outside the SeaDuck.)
Scene VII
(In the blue skies, somewhere around Louie's as the red CT-37 lookalike is in the sky. Kit and WildCat are piloting the plane together.)
Kit: Keep circling, Wildcat. Baloo should be here any minute now. (Kit looks down as a large shadow of the Iron Vulture arrives to block off the sun.)
WildCat: Did someone turn off the sun? (blades are whirling as Kit looks down and then he and WildCat look up as the Iron Vulture is right above them. Kit and Wildcat scream as we zoom into the bottom of the Iron Vulture as the trap door opens.)
End of Act I At 11:35
Act II
Scene I
(Shot of the Iron Vulture flying in the sky. Head inside the hanger behind the front of the Iron Vulture as Don Karnage is inspecting the plane and is angry.)
Don Karnage: What nincompoopery is this?! Any silly fool can see this is not the SeaDuck! (Sadie (Dog furry with a white mustache, pilot's hat, bullet racks in an X form on his chest and a grey shirt.) removes the wooden poles from the lookalike plane and goes over to Don Karnage.)
Sadie: But here's the secret weapon. (Don grabs one of the sticks as Sadie drops them and cowers in fear.)
Don Karnage: You know I would brain you, (Don teases hitting him in the head with the stick and then walks over to angry Kit and Wildcat watching on.) if you had a brain! These friends of Baloo are useless. (Wildcat's feet are orange colored all the way around.) They have no money, bad breath and their mother dresses them in the silly clothes. (There is no mention of their mother by Disney Captions.)
Kit: I'm not afraid of you "Dog Garbage"! (Making sure to spit in Don's face the whole time.) Watch who you're calling useless. (Don Karnage is angry.)
Wildcat: Yeah. What he said. (Mad Dog and Dumptruck are behind Kit and Wildcat. Dumptruck taps Wildcat on the head and Wildcat drops dead onto the ground.)
Don Karnage: (Kit is grabbed by Don Karnage; and Don appears to be trying to break Kit's jaw.) You have a quick tongue. Keep it somewhere quiet; like in your closed up mouth! But...let us not be the hasting puddings. My incredibly calculating mind may have devised a use for you after all. (Kit gulps.)
Scene II
(Sky shot overhead of the SeaDuck flying in the sky. Inside the cockpit; Baloo is drinking soda out of a container while Oscar is looking through a telescope.)
Baloo: Keep a sharp eye now. You never know when those pesky pirates will come swooping out of the sky; guns blazing.
Oscar: Baloo! (Panics.) The pirates!
Baloo: (Finishes his drink.) Well, we'll just show them a trick or...(Baloo screams and grabs the stick.) Hold onto your socks, Slick! This is gonna be rough! (We see three CT-37's flying straight towards Baloo machine guns firing like crazy. Baloo turns the SeaDuck around and flies low as the CT-37's follow them. One of them changes blue, and one of them is now purple even though all three were of the same color in the closeup machine gun shot.)
Oscar: Was that what they call a...a.. near-miss?
Baloo: Kiddo, that was a near hit. Now if you hadn't hollered when you did, we would be sitting in the clouds plucking harps.
Oscar: You mean I did something right?
Baloo: Yeah, but don't bust an arm patting yourself on the back. This ain't over yet! (Baloo flies over the ocean as the CT-37's keep shooting at him. Baloo pulls on the flight stick to go up and one of the CT-37's splashes into the harbour. The first air pirate (the one with glasses on) shoots above the SeaDuck putting bullets into the side of the SeaDuck.)
Oscar: Now what?
Baloo: We'll lose them in Dead End Cave. If we don't get lost ourselves. (The SeaDuck flies towards the entrance of a cave. Cut back to inside the cockpit.) We'll need lights. Pull that knob.
Oscar: This one? (Oscar pulls the second knob from the left.)
Baloo: No! (The tailsection of the SeaDuck opens and boxes and cargo fly out of the SeaDuck. One of the crates of tomatoes lands right in the head of the pirate shooting him. I should note that inside the SeaDuck; there was potatoes underneath a cover, although they were probably hidden inside the cover before taking off.) Nice move, Slick! Now, hit the lights. (The SeaDuck enters the cave.)
Oscar: Right! (The lights are switched on in the cockpit as Oscar bounces around as we get a cinema shot of the cave. The pirates chase after the SeaDuck as we fly around for a long while.) How...how...How far to the other end?
Baloo: Yeah, that's the tricky part, Slick. There isn't any other end.
Oscar: What? (Oscar is down hiding in his seat as Baloo flies through the skull formation mouth part of the cave and then turns up and flies out from the skull's eye. The air pirates go into the mouth and they crash into each other on screen. All the air pirates come out of the mouth with broken planes. The SeaDuck heads out.) We made it. (Cut to the cockpit. A large sound is make and the giant grappling hook has grabbed the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: Sorry, kid. Not quite. (Baloo opens the window as we pan up to see the Iron Vulture has grabbed them. Don Karnage is in the radio room on the microphone.)
Don Karnage: Allo, miserable Baloo-type person. It is me, my glorious self; Don Karnage! (Shot of the PA system roaring and then back to Baloo at the window.)
Baloo: And what's that two-bit buccaneer want? (Baloo grabs the transmitter.) I got nothing to say to you, Karnage. (Shot of PA system roaring again.)
Don Karnage: Well, then; perhaps you would like to say allo to your friends who are even now enjoying my hospitableness. (Cut to the radio room with Don Karnage on the mircophone sitting down.) Surrender your secret weapon and I will let them go. Maybe even alive. (Gibber enters the radio room. Pan over to Dumptruck with Kit's mouth covered as Kit struggles and manages to get Dumptruck's hand off of Kit's mouth. Kit grabs the microphone.)
Kit: Don't do it, Baloo! Save yourselves.
Baloo: Kit! Okay, Karnage; you win.
Kit: Baloo, no!
Don Karnage: Of course, I win. Take them to the brig. Not gently. (Dumptruck puts Kit down off-screen as he grabs WildCat by the throat and walks off. Gibber grabs Kit by the ear and they walk off stage left. The grappling hook pulls up the SeaDuck. Head back into the back of the SeaDuck as two parachutes come down and Baloo grabs them. Oscar arrives and sits on the propane tank.)
Oscar: Now we blast them out of the sky with this, right?
Baloo: (Sighs.) I'm sorry kid. That's no secret weapon. We sort of put this trip together to get you into that club. Kit and Wildcat were gonna play pirates, and... (Oscar is shedding tears now.)
Oscar: You mean this whole adventure was a fake?
Baloo: Yeah, but not anymore. Now, come on. I got a plan to bail us out of this mess. (Baloo pulls down a switch that opens the back of the SeaDuck. He throws two parachutes with sacks of potatoes out as the SeaDuck is lifted into the Iron Vulture.)
Sadie: Captain, they bailed out. (We cut to Sadie, Mad Dog and Don Karnage heading inside the back of the SeaDuck.)
Don Karnage: Never mind. We have the weapon. The boy we can grab any time. He and Baloo are but small potatoes. (The parachutes of potatoes splash into the water as the pirates bring out the propane tank and wheel it to the brig.) To the brig. We will torture this weapon's secret from our squeamish prisoners. Heeeheee. (Cut to the floor of the back of the SeaDuck as a porthole opens and out pops Baloo.)
Baloo: Okay, you stay hid. I'll blast down the brig door and be back before you can say "jackrabbit". (Baloo takes the dynamite sticks and crawls out of the back of the SeaDuck. We cut to the brig where Kit and WildCat are chained to the wall by their wrists. Don Karnage, Ratchet, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber and Sadie have them surrounded.)
Don Karnage: This is getting nowhere too fast! (Don pushes through his troops.) I see I must resort to even higher heights of lowness. (Don walks over to the propane tank.) For the last time, how do I use the weapon?
Kit: I told you, it's a fake. It's just a propane tank with a lot of stuff stuck on it. (Don is flustered as Gibber comes in with a large box. Don opens the box.)
Don Karnage: Very well. You force me to do terrible things I enjoy doing anyway. (Brings out a tiger's claw glove. Kit and Wildcat gasp in horror.)
End of Act II at 16:24
Act III
Scene I
(Inside the hanger of the Iron Vulture, we hear Kit and Wildcat screaming from the top of their lungs.)
Kit/Wildcat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Shot of the back of the SeaDuck as Oscar appears from the porthole in the floor and then notices a book of matches on the floor.)
Oscar: Oh, no; Baloo! (Oscar grabs the matches.) You forgot the matches! (This entire scene was cut by Toon Disney even though no matches were struck.)
Scene II
(Baloo runs and practices the fine art of not being seen very poorly as he is just outside the brig cell doors.)
Baloo: Ah, hang on Kit! I'll have you out in... (Baloo checks for his book of matches, but cannot find them.) I'll have you out in...Oh, no! (Moans.) Oh, no matches. (Then out of nowhere Mad Dog comes out with a lit match in his left hand. He struck this match on-screen and Toon Disney did not cut this out.)
Mad Dog: You say you want a light? (Baloo is shocked as Dumptruck, Mad Dog and several other pirates have him cornered with swords aimed at Baloo.)
Kit: NO! PLEASE! NO! (Kit is screaming so loudly along with Wildcat that Mad Dog and Dumptruck have to cover their ears, even Baloo. There is scratching in the background, indicating that Kit's scream is so loud that you can barely hear the scratching. Kit and Wildcat are running like mad; but they are chained up and they are screaming as Don Karnage is scratching the chalkboard with his Tiger Claw glove. He also has cotton in his ears too. Even Baloo was covering his ears.)
Don Karnage: I am so horrible, am I not? (Don Karnage takes the cotton from his ears.) Aah! It is so pleasing of you to join us, Baloo. (Dumptruck and Mad Dog take Baloo over to the wall and chain him up beside Kit.) I tell you this. I give you a bargain. Hee hee. I shall torture all three of you for the price of one.
Kit: Baloo!
Baloo: Sorry, Kit. We're sunk.
Wildcat: But they haven't caught Oscar.
Baloo: Forget it. Nice kid, but I wouldn't count on him for any...
Oscar: (Outside.) Over sea, in the sky! Jungle Aces flying high! Flying Aces! (Don Karnage is growling as the side wall explodes and the wall comes down. The smoke clears and in walks Oscar Vandernoot with a smile on his face. Oscar walks over to Baloo.) Now what do I do?
Baloo/Kit/Wildcat: RUN! (Oscar tries to run stage left; but Don Karnage grabs him seconds later.)
Don Karnage: (Gets into his face.) For such a pipingsqueak, you are very brave. For that I am going to reduce your ransom to a mere trifle. (Don drops Oscar on his rear end and Oscar backs up.) Say, ten million dollars! (Baloo, Kit and Wildcat are in shock.)
Oscar: I'll make you a deal. Let them go and -- uh -- I'll show you how the secret weapon works.
Don Karnage: Oh yes; the secret weapon! Son of a gun, I was having so much fun torturing I almost forget. Heh heh.
Baloo: What's the kid up to? He knows the weapon's a fake.
Kit: Wait. Give him a chance. (Oscar finds an out of nowhere wrench and goes over to the propane tank; but he turns around.)
Oscar: Umm, but if I show you; won't they know the secret too? (Pointing to Dumptruck and the other pirates.)
Don Karnage: You may have a point on your head. Turn around, now! No listening and no peeking. (Don puts his hands over his ears and eyes to force the point as the pirates turn around, close their eyes and cover their ears.)
Oscar: Actually, it's completely automatic. (Oscar turns the weapon to in front of Don Karnage and then uses the wrench to turn the bolt which causes the back end to come off and propane gas to come out.)
Don Karnage: I am beginning to have the faintest twinge of regret. (Don Karnage covers his eyes and the propane tank starts flying, as it bumps into Don Karnage. Don Karnage goes flying with the tank as Don Karnage screams. Oscar sneaks towards Dumptruck and grabs the keys and tosses them to Baloo. Baloo unlocks the cuffs from the chains along with Kit and Wildcat as Don Karnage continues to fly around the brig with the propane tank. The tank comes straight at them; but it zig zags away.)
Baloo: Ha ha! Good going, Slick! Everybody back to the SeaDuck! (Baloo, Kit, Oscar and Wildcat run out of the brig as Don Karnage flies out of the brig as well.)
Wildcat: Heads up! No, down! (Baloo, Kit, Oscar and Wildcat duck and bail as Don Karnage flies into the hanger through a door. Kit, Baloo, Oscar and Wildcat try to get through the door; but an explosion comes off-screen causing Kit, Baloo, Oscar and Wildcat to fly out and land on each other. Wildcat is on bottom and Baloo is on top; effectively crushing Kit and Oscar in the middle. Baloo jumps off of them.)
Baloo: Come on! (Baloo is running into the hanger and Kit, Oscar and Wildcat run in a second later without any signs of getting crushed. Everyone stops to notice that the explosion somehow missed the SeaDuck; but still caused a big enough hole to cause the SeaDuck to sway.) Quick! Get aboard!
Don Karnage: (Don Karnage is hanging from a grappling hook pulley and he's coming down.) A moment please. So I may free you from your miserable hides! (Disney Captions claims it's lives. Baloo and Wildcat easily walk into the back of the Seaduck as the plane is like a teeter totter. Kit leaps onto the tailsection door of the SeaDuck as the plane sways much more now.)
Kit: Come on, Oscar! Jump! (The SeaDuck slides over the hole as Oscar tries to grab Kit's hand as he jumps; but Don Karnage grabs him at the last second. (Minor audio mistake: Oscar was supposed to shout; but it's Kit's voice that does it.) The SeaDuck spirals down. Don Karnage lifts Oscar up by a vest of some sort; only Oscar bites Don Karnage on the hand and the vest rips; causing Oscar to free fall. Oscar screams.)
Don Karnage: OUCH! (The Seaduck nosedives as Baloo tries to push the red starter button; but the engines won't start. The propellers are stalling as the next shot of the button is light almond now. Baloo is panicky now.)
Baloo: GRAB THE KID! (To the back of the SeaDuck as Kit takes out his airfoil from his costume and pulls out the tow rope. He comes out with his airfoil on his feet and pushes back to as far as he can towards a free falling Oscar.)
Kit: (Extends his arm.) GRAB ON!
Oscar: Can't reach! (Oscar is getting closer and closer to Kit as Baloo continues to push the button. Still no luck. Wildcat is underneath the controls of the Seaduck.)
Baloo: Wildcat, do something!
Wildcat: Corrison on the contacts. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy. (Wildcat is using a screwdriver and holding onto a black wire and a red wire.)
Baloo: We ain't got a jiffy! (Kit manages to grab Oscar's hand as more nosediving ensues. Baloo keeps pushing the red button and the engines finally start as the SeaDuck is heading for the ocean. Baloo pulls up on the flight stick and hyperboles up; allowing Kit to place Oscar on the airfoil behind him and the airfoil skips the water three times before flying into the air.) Oh, thanks Wildcat. You saved our bacon! (Cut to outside the back of the SeaDuck with Kit and Oscar cloudsurfing.)
Oscar: Now, are we having an adventure?!
Kit: You better believe it!
Scene III
(Back at the docks of Higher For Hire. It's nearing sunset as Mrs. Vandersnoot is pacing around with Rebecca watching on. The SeaDuck is approaching the docks.)
Mrs. Vandersnoot: Oh, where could they possibly be? If anything happened to my Oscar...
Oscar: Hey, Mom! (Mrs. Vandersnoot looks up and sees Oscar and Kit cloudsurfing. Oscar is waving to his mother.) YAHOO! (Kit waterskis in the harbour for good measure before lifting up into the sky again. Mrs. Vandersnoot is shocked so much that she faints right in Rebecca's arms. She is moaning and gasping in the process. Cut to the SeaDuck flying over the junkyard and the Jungle Aces' treehouse. Cut to hippo kid, ostrich kid and bunny kid jumping and cheering and chanting.)
Ostrich/Bunny/Hippo Kid: Flying Aces! (Oscar waves at them as the SeaDuck flies away. Spiral newspaper appears against a green/yellow sky like background from the Cape Suzette Tribune showing Kit and Oscar's picture in the newspaper. The headline reads: "Kids Foil Kidnap Plot" (Engrish mistake: It should be: "Kids Foil Kidnapping Plot". Oh well.))
Scene IV
(Back outside the Jungle Aces Secret Midnight Club and then inside the treehouse as Ernie is at the podium with Kit sitting in the raggy green seat.)
Ernie: And so, the Jungle Aces Secret Midnight Club elects Oscar Vandersnoot, honorary president. (Ernie shows the colinder Kit was wearing. Everyone is cheering. Ernie goes over to Kit as he notices that Oscar is not here.) He's late. Where is he? (Kit gets up and whispers in his ear.) You're kidding?! (We head to a large fairgrounds as Oscar and Mrs. Vandersnoot are riding the rollercoaster and Mrs. Vandersnoot isn't liking this one bit; but Oscar sure does.)
Mrs. Vandersnoot: Ohhhhh! Are you sure this is safe?! Ohhhhh! (Mrs. Vandersnoot's hat is knocked off again as Oscar is cheering with glee.)
Oscar: YA-HA-HA-HOO!
End of Episode At 21:23
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