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A Jolly Molly Christmas Transcript

Written: 02/04/2016
Updated: 11/10/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Unlike most episodes in this series; this episode has a unique title card: Molly Cunningham with her elbows propped on the table looking at a snowglobe containing Higher For Hire and it's surrounded by holly, red ribbons and currents. The snowglobe is also snowing as snow flakes surround Molly. Fade to black and return with a snow covered forest as it's snowing.)

Rebecca Cunningham: I remember Christmas... when I was a little girl. (The backgrounds move away to reveal a small village with a large Christmas tree in the middle of the public square of this village.) I remember the lights, (Closeup of the public square as the Christmas tree has electric lights and a gold star on the top with four park benches surrounding it. There is a church in the background.) the toys, the candy. (Then a blizzard picks up in the village.) But, most of all; I remember the snow. (Rebecca sighs as we see that the village was basically inside a snow globe in Rebecca's hand. We see Rebecca in her purple coat and pink scarf looking out the window with Molly licking a candy cane in her arms.) You know Molly, that's what I'd really like for Christmas. (Then outside; it rains hard while Rebecca sets Molly on her feet.) To see it snow. (Cut to a sky shot of the office as Baloo, Kit and WildCat are decorating the place with WildCat putting lights on a Christmas tree near Rebecca's desk.)

Molly Elizabeth Cunningham: Well, Christmas isn't for two days. Maybe we'll get some. (Rebecca walks down the steps with her umbrella.)

Rebecca: Na-no, it never snows in Cape Suzette. Off to shop till I drop. (Baloo is fiddling with a blue ornament.) You guys be good. (Kit comes over with some yellow garland.) Remember, Santa's checking his list. (Rebecca is actually wearing purple Mickey Mouse gloves as she leaves the office.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Later, Becky.

Kit Cloudkicker: Bye.

Molly: Bye, Mom. (We hear electricity cracking as Molly looks to see WildCat tangled up in the Christmas lights near the tree as he comes out.)

WildCat Puma: Hey, Baloo! Check it out. (Baloo has a slingshot in his hands.)

Baloo: Oh-ho, now that's what I like to see. (Baloo slingshots the blue ornament and it lands in one of the garlands of the Christmas tree.) A guy who gets into his work. Heh heh. (Molly runs down the stairs. Her snowglobe changes into a green ornament. Baloo notices Molly.) Hi, pumpkin. Gonna help us decorate? (Molly jumps onto the desk and the green ornament changes back into a snowglobe as it's on the desk. Molly brings out a pencil and paper.)

Molly: Nope. Gonna write Santa. (There is a lamp with a black shade dazzling with green and red circles. Cut to Kit putting up yellow garland on the tree on a pogostick.)

Kit: You already sent him a letter. No fair writing two. (Cut to a shot of a candy cane bumping off the desk due to Kit bouncing on the pogostick.)

Molly: Well, this is a special delivery emergency letter. (The candy cane falls onto the floor and breaks. Molly gasps as she looks at it.) My last candy cane! (When Molly swipes at the candy cane; her overalls are pink instead of blue. Baloo comes over and picks up the pieces.)

Baloo: Well, now. We might be able to do something about this. (Baloo takes out a diamond eye magnifer and looks at the broken candy cane.) Hmmm...Mm-hmm. Yep! This is the one to put under your pillow.

Molly: What for?

Baloo: Well, for the Peppermint Fairy.

Molly: (Waves it off and folds her arms.) Oh, Baloo.

Baloo: You heard of the Tooth Fairy, right? Well, this is her cousin.

Molly: Really? Wow! (Baloo gives Molly the peppermint stick and jumps down from the desk.) Thanks, Baloo! (Molly runs up the stairs.)

Baloo: Better remember to slip a candy cane under her pillow tonight. (Baloo ties a string around his finger. Fade to black and return to morning on a cloudy day as a rooster crows in the background. We zoom down to outside Higher For Hire.)

Rebecca: Wake up, Baloo! It's an emergency! (Cut to inside as Baloo and Kit are sitting on the red sofa like chair and Kit is asleep.)

Baloo: (Muttering.) What? What? (We see Rebecca running down the stairs with a yellow box.)

Rebecca: The store gave me the wrong present for Molly! Can you believe it? (That sentence was missed by Disney Captions.) I asked for a nutcracker, not a vegetable slicer. (Baloo walks around moping.) Now you tell WildCat to load that shipment of soap on the plane and you take care of Molly 'till I'm back. Okay? (I lot was missed by DC as Rebecca off-screen puts on her winter gear and checks Baloo's eyes. Then she runs out of the office.)

Baloo: All right. Ah-hmm; load Molly on the plane until I'm back...(Baloo checks the string and then wonders for a while before looking in shock and horror.) Molly! (Kit and WildCat wake up instantly. Baloo starts to panic.) Candy cane! Candy cane! Candy cane! (Kit walks in.)

Kit: Don't tell me you forgot. (Baloo slumps and nods his head. Baloo then notices some fake candy canes on the wreath in a X shape and grabs one of them. He runs up the stairs.)

Baloo: Peppermint Fairy to the rescue! (Baloo makes it to the door and Baloo motions them to be quiet. Baloo slowly opens the door. Baloo walks in as we see Molly in bed asleep with the broken candy cane underneath her pillow. Baloo is about to put the candy cane underneath her pillow, but Molly wakes up.)

Molly: Did the Peppermint Fairy forget something?! (Baloo recoils back.)

Baloo: Oh, hi! I ah! See, the Peppermint Fairy told me to...

Molly: There's no Peppermint Fairy! You lied to a little kid! (Molly is wearing her pink pj's with a white collar.)

Baloo: I was only trying to... (Kit is in the room with WildCat outside the door.)

Molly: I bet all that Santa stuff you told me is baloney too. (Disney Captions has it as balogna; which techically is correct; but baloney also means a generalized version of expression of disagreement; which is what Molly was trying to point out.)

WildCat: Oh, no; Mollykat. Santa Claus hates balogna. (Considering WildCat's personality; I'm using the correct spelling for the meat rather than the expression of disagreement; which DC uses here anyway.)

Molly: How can I send Santa a letter if there is no Santa? (Baloo is not pleased with this.)

Baloo: Now, wait a minute! (Molly walks towards Baloo and stares him down. Baloo does a teeth smile and recoils.) Of course there is a Santa Claus.

Molly: Yeah? Prove it!

Baloo: Okay, I will. I'm flying you to the North Pole! (Kit is panicking like crazy.) You can give your letter to Santa in person. (Kit is cringing like crazy as Molly is not impressed as she holds the letter and she writes her S's backwards.)

Molly: For really?

Baloo: For really. Now, get your coat on. We gotta hurry...before Rebecca gets back. (Baloo walks out the door.)

Kit: Baloo, what are you doing?

Baloo: Don't worry, Kit. (Baloo, Kit and WildCat run down the stairs.) Poppa Bear's got a plan!

Scene II

(Cut to that place on the South Sea's Louie's island on a really cloudy day. Zoom into Louie's.)

Louie L'Amour: Louie's Place, it's your dime. Why, deck the halls, it's Baloo. (Cut to inside Louie's as Louie is at his island booth on the phone.) Ha, of course I know it's Christmas, man. It... (Louie puts all of the fruit from the bowl into his blender. It is overflowing with fruit.) Why, sure; I'll do you a favor. What you got? (Louie uses a mallet to pound the blender top down onto the fruit. He turns on the blender. Louie is then in shock and disbelief.) You want me to dress up as who?! (The blender goes out of control and sprays fruit juice right into Louie's face.)

Scene III

(Sky shot of the docks of Higher For Hire as the Seaduck is at the dock. WildCat is dragging boxes of soap flakes on the docks towards the SeaDuck.)

WildCat: Okay Mr. Soapflakes (DC missed this one.), you're all ready to go on a big trip? (Baloo runs out with Molly in her winter pink outfit she also wore during the Disney Afternoon Halloween commercial. Baloo bumps into WildCat and WildCat spins around and goes off-screen into the water as Kit runs close behind Baloo.)

Baloo: Sorry about that, WildCat. No time to load the cargo. We're taking off! (WildCat comes back with a box as he went through the cargo soap box he was carrying and there's soap flakes on his head and nose.)

WildCat: You mean, you really are going to the North Pole?

Molly: (Molly is looking out of the window of the SeaDuck showing off her letter.) Yes. Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you with Santa. (The SeaDuck takes off and goes into the sky as Molly is waving.)

WildCat: That's great; but, but take me! I won't say anything! (WildCat runs to the end of the dock.) I'll sit quietly! I'll be quiet in the back seat!

Scene IV

(Cut to Louie's...oh wait; the North Pole as Louie has an even bigger problem with backwards letters than Molly does. There are birds crying out. Zoom out as the SeaDuck has made it to Louie's dock.)

Molly: Can I look yet?

Baloo: Not yet. (Baloo pushes Molly towards the front door as it's decorated with green garland, wreathes, a giant red ribbon and a candy cane knocker. Molly is blindfolded.) You wanna spoil the surprise? (Kit is with them as Baloo knocks on the door with the candy cane. The window opens and we see Waldo the monkey dressed as an elf.)

Waldo: Santa's place. Who's there?

Baloo: Letter for Mr. Claus. (Pan down to Molly blindfolded holding the letter.)

Waldo: Well, come right in. (The door is opened off-screen and Baloo, Kit and Molly walk into Louie's (North Pole) as the place is decorated with various decorations. Baloo undoes the blindfold on Molly. Molly opens her eyes as we see Louie's staff building toys on a table near the island.)

Molly: Wow! (The stage contains Santa's chair and a chimney filled with stockings. There are monkey elves building toys and walking with presents.)

Baloo: What did I tell ya? (Molly walks forward and notices something near the window.)

Molly: (Points to that direction.) Look, reindeer! (We see outside one of the monkeys with antlers walking below the window sill with the antlers exposed in the window; while a Louie look-a-like only in monkey form is pounding coconut bowls on a rock.)

Baloo: What'd you expect at the North Pole?

Kit: Well; gee, Molly. What's that? (Kit puts out his ear as bells are jingling.)

Baloo: Man! You don't suppose...

Molly: Do you think it could be? (Cut to the stage as the chimney is seen with ash falling down from it. We see a Santa outfit as Louie drops down and smoke flies through the air. Molly is happy.) It is! (We finally see Louie wearing a Santa ouitfit and dark shades for no reason.)

Louie: ♪ Hi-dee, hi-dee, hi-dee, hi-dee, hi-dee, ho-ho-ho! Doo-wah! ♪ (Louie runs and slides on a blue rug with white trim and spins around on stage carrying a sack of toys. He heads towards Baloo and Baloo whispers in Louie's ear.)

Baloo: Ixnay on the ivejay. (Baloo clears his throat.) Santa, I brought a very special friend of mine to meet you. (Baloo grabs Molly to show him. Louie kisses Molly's glove hand.)

Louie: Don't tell me, Molly; right? HA! And a cool yule to you too.

Molly: Hello, Santa. I brought you a... (Louie grabs Molly and goes to his chair, which is made mostly of bamboo shoots.)

Louie: Elf Waldo, my list! (Molly is placed on the chair as Waldo arrives with two scrolls on a red pillow. Louie puts the sack of toys down on stage. Louie grabs the scroll and checks it.) Ah, let me see: Dolly, Holly, Sally, Polly, Molly! (The list is about 50 feet long extending from the stage to the floor in between Kit and Baloo.) Hey, this kid's grade-A, triple gold star, numero uno good!

Molly: Does that mean you'll give me what I want for...?

Louie: Santa's gonna give you everything you want. Hang onto your sugar plums. (Louie dives into his sack as he throws out various toys and stuff.) Okay, now! Take a couple of these. Some assembly required, don't worry about that.

Molly: But...

Louie: Few of those. Check this one out. Go like this. Wang! Wang! Wang. Haha! (Louie does some paddle balling for a while.) You'll love that. Stick these in here. Don't need a battery. (All the toys are burying Molly in a sea of them.) Make a face! (There is a coconut jack-in-the box with Louie's face on it and it makes noise.) There you go. Haha! Of course, you'll do better than that. I got some of this and some of that. You're gonna love this. (Does the scat song.) Thank you...Of course you can do your own soundtrack. (Louie is carrying an anicent phonograph player.) Anyway, have a couple of those and...Oh! Did I forget this one? Here you go.

Molly: Mr. Claus... (Louie throws a skate away.)

Louie: Oh, now that's okay. I promised I'd give you what you wanted, didn't I?

Molly: But, Mr. Santa...

Louie: Now, remember, be real good. (Louie grabs the toys and Molly in one pile.) On account of because Santa's watching. Oh, yeah! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho. Stuff like that. (Molly is now carrying the toys towards Baloo.)

Molly: Santa, please wait! (Molly throws all the goodies away and grabs her letter.) Thank you, but... (Louie is now sitting on the chair.) ...all I really want is to give you this letter. (Louie grabs Molly.)

Louie: Oh, a letter. For me? (Louie takes the letter.) Aw. Ain't she sweet. Lay it on us, oh Waldo Elf. (Louie gives the letter to Waldo, who is sitting on top of the back of the chair. Waldo takes the letter and reads it.)

Waldo: "Dear Santa, I only want one present this year. It's not for me. It's for...my mom. (Waldo looks shocked.) Could you make it snow for her? That would be the biggest and bestest present of all. Love, Molly." (Everyone looks shocked, even Baloo and Kit. Waldo gulps.)

Louie: Heh heh. Your wish is Santa's command, that's for sure. Ha! Excuse me just a minute there, pumpkin. Hahaha. (Louie than plugs Molly's ears and looks angerly at Baloo. Whispers.) You said I had to be Santa Claus, not Jack Frost.

Baloo: Oh, man. What are we gonna do now?

End Of Act I At 7:02

Act II

Scene I

(We head inside Louie's office as Louie is protesting with Baloo and Kit.)

Louie: What'd you mean, keep her Santa-fied for a couple of hours?! (Louie throws his fake beard down on the floor.)

Baloo: Easy, my man; I got a plan. (Louie folds his arms.) Kit and I'll zoom to Higher For Hire and pick up that cargo of soapflakes. We buzz back, shake out the soap and Molly'll see it snow! You see? (Baloo picks up his beard and puts it back on Louie's chin.)

Louie: No way, man. You are looking at one retired Santa. (Louie folds his arms again.)

Baloo: Oh, come on; Louie! You wanna ruin Christmas for a little kid?

Kit: Yeah, think what the real Santa would say. (Louie groans and is flustered.)

Baloo: Just keep her busy. Sing Christmas carols or something. (Baloo and Kit exit through Louie's window.)

Louie: What if my customers show up?

Baloo: Have them sing too!

Louie: Crazy... (Louie walks out of the office as Waldo is looking after Molly as they stand face to face.) Okay, Molly! Ah! While we're waiting for the snow, it'll be any minute, I bet. Haha. (I should note that despite all the verbal references to Christmas, there is a Season's Greetings sign on the top roof of the stage.) Santa and the elves are gonna lay a round of Jingle Bells on you. So, whaddya say?

Waldo: We are?

Louie: We are. A one and a two and a...

Louie/Waldo/Other Monkey Elves: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells...♪

Louie: Come on! (Disney Captions missed this.)

Louie/Waldo/Other Monkey Elves: ♪...jingle all the way...♪ (As this is happening, Baloo and Kit run on the docks and enter the SeaDuck.)

Louie: Come on everybody! (Disney Captions also missed this. The engines start and the SeaDuck takes off into the sky.)

Louie/Waldo/Other Monkey Elves: ♪...Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a one horse open sleigh. Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells...♪

Louie: Come on! (Disney Captions also missed this.)

Louie/Waldo/Other Monkey Elves: ♪...jingle all the way...♪

Louie: Come on everybody! (Disney Captions also missed this.)

Louie/Waldo/Other Monkey Elves: ♪...Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a one horse open sleigh...♪ (Sky shot of Louie's as we zoom out into the clouds.)

Scene II

(Outside at Pirate Island. The Air Pirates are singing Jingle Bells in their cave and it sounds so depressing. Seen are Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Gibber, Sadie and two others.)

Air Pirates: ♪ Jingle bells; jingle all the way. Oh, what fun...♪ (The pirates are creating a tree out of steel and nuts for ornaments.)

Don Karnage: Will you shut up with the "Jingle Belling"?! (Don Karnage enters wearing his purple robe and pink stocking hat looking angry.) Visions of plunder were dancing through my head. And you woke me up! What is your problem?!

Mad Dog: (Whining.) We're getting nothing for Christmas.

Dumptruck: Yeah, on account of we've been really bad. (Gibber goes over to Don and whispers in his ear.)

Gibber: Hey...Psst.

Don Karnage: What do you mean next year you're going to be good?! You hooligans! Bad is good! (Smacks his fist into his hand.) But...let us not be the hasty puddings. You want Christmas presents?

Air Pirates: Ah, yeah.(All of them nod their heads.)

Don Karnage: Is this not the season of giving?

Air Pirates: Oh, yeah. (All of them nod their heads.)

Don Karnage: Then, my plundering pirates; we shall make people give presents to us!

Air Pirates: Yeah (All of them are cheering in unison.)

Don Karnage: (Points at a direction.) To the planes!

Air Pirates: Yeah! (The Air Pirates all run out of the cave. Don Karnage slowly follows them.)

Don Karnage: I am not usually so generous, but Christmas comes only once a year.

Scene III

(Cut to the back of Higher For Hire as a taxi arrives and stops. Out comes Rebecca Cunningham carrying at least a half dozen present boxes. Rebecca kicks the door in and walks away as the taxi speeds off. Rebecca is also carrying two bags on her left arm as she is having difficulty steadying the boxes. She notices WildCat looking at the snow globe sitting on the cargo of soap flakes.)

Rebecca: WildCat? Why is the cargo still on the dock? Where's the SeaDuck?

WildCat: Well...

Rebecca: Where are Baloo and Kit?

WildCat: (Sniffles) Aw!

Rebecca: And where's Molly?

WildCat: They took her to the North Pole to see Santa Claus and left me here! (We hear engine noises; missed by Disney Captions and then some splashing.) How do you work this thing? (The SeaDuck is driving on water and it stops at the dock. Baloo and Kit run out pass WildCat and Rebecca.)

Baloo: Hi, Becky. Bye, Becky. (Baloo and Kit return with soap flake boxes and run to the SeaDuck; but then stop in their tracks and realize that they are screwed.)

Baloo/Kit: Oops.

Rebecca: What are you doing with my Sudsy Wusdy snow flakes?

Baloo: Well, we were gonna sprinkle them out of a plane, and...

Rebecca: What?!

Kit: (Coming from behind Baloo.) Molly asked Santa to make it snow for her mom. You know, for a Christmas present. Poppa Bear was just trying to make her wish come true. (Rebecca goes from being angry to happiness.)

Rebecca: Oh, Baloo. (The rain starts coming down hard.)

Baloo: "Oh, Baloo" is right. A storm's moving in. What else is gonna go wrong?

Scene IV

(Cut to Louie's outside as at least a dozen furries wearing rain gear and holding umbrellas are outside clamoring. Cut to a wolf furry wearing a white shirt and pants is complaining. Also there is the Thembrian guards from Flight Of The Snowduck and a bear from Country Bear Jamboree along with a whimpering dog wearing a brown shirt and blue pants.)

Wolf Furry: Come on, Waldo. We always spend Christmas Eve at Louie's. How long are you gonna keep us out here in the rain?

Waldo: We're not ready yet. We're... (Waldo is looking out the window of the front doors.) We're getting the decorations ready. (He puts wooden shutters on the window.)

Monkey Elves: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells...♪

Wolf Furry: You hear that? The party's started without us! Come on, boys! (All the patrons charge the door; but the door wins and they slump down to the ground as the door refuses to move. We head inside Louie's as Louie is clapping slowly and the elves are now singing like the Air Pirates. Molly comes over to Louie and pulls on the red coat.)

Monkey Elves: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells...jingle all the way. ♪

Louie: What's the matter, sugar plum?

Molly: Santa? Are you gonna make it snow soon?

Louie: Oh, I...yeah. Haha. Ho-ho. Any minute now, ah. Of course, Santa's gotta get in the right Jingle Bell mood first. Ha-ha. Okay, one more time. A one and a two and a... (A radio voice is heard as Louie goes over to the radio on the island.)

Baloo: Undercover elf, calling the North Pole. Undercover elf, calling the North Pole. You read me, Santa? (Cut to inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Baloo is on the transmitter flying the SeaDuck.) The biggest and best Christmas present of all is on the way. (Cut to the rainy skies as a half dozen CT-37's fly in the air hearing what Baloo says on the radio. Cut to a closeup of Don Karnage as one of his eye sockets is now dark brown instead of a lighter shade.)

Louie: Santa digs you loud and clear Ruldolph. (Cut back to Louie's with Louie at the island on the transmitter as Molly walks in.) Whew! Over easy and out.

Baloo: Ten four. (Transmission goes silent. DC omits this.)

Louie: Put on your mittens there, little Molly kittens. Old Santa's got snow to go. (Molly loses her mittens on the close up shot; but had them on in the previous shot.)

Molly: Yippee! (Molly rushes in and hugs Louie.)

Scene V

(Meanwhile, back in the skies as we see Don Karnage turning off his radio while flying his CT-37. He laughs out loud.)

Don Karnage: Yes, Don Karnage. There is a Santa Claus. (Picks up the transmitter and speaks.) Did you hear that, my merry marauders? The biggest and best Christmas present of all. We have hit the jack in the pot! (All the CT-37's turn around and head west as we cut to the SeaDuck flying awkwardly in the stormy skies.)

Kit: About ten miles out. (Head into the cockpit with Kit checking his map and WildCat with Rebecca are in the back tending to the soapflakes.)

Baloo: Coming into Louie's. Stand by for "Operation Snowstorm." (WildCat and Rebecca grab boxes of soap flakes and open them.)

Rebecca/WildCat: Ready! (Then we hear gunshots rin inside the back through the walls,. destroying many of the soap flake boxes. Rebecca and WildCat get down instantly and shout in terror.)

Baloo: Oh god, Pirates. (Disney Captions missed the "oh god part" and it's barely audible. The CT-37's swoop in some more outside as Don Karnage is on the transmitter speaking.)

Don Karnage: Merry Christmas, Baloo type of person. It is I, Santa Karnage! You will fill our stockings with your biggest and bestest present of all. (Chuckles.) Or we will blast you to tinsel.

End of Act II At 12:46

Act III

Scene I

(Cut to the skies as thunder, lightning, clouds, rain and wind howl the area. Out of the clouds is the SeaDuck flying. Cut to more thunderclaps and clouds in the sky as the CT-37's (three of them) swoop down towards the SeaDuck. The pirate shoot bullets at the SeaDuck. They fire at the SeaDuck as we head into the back of the SeaDuck with WildCat dodging yellow flashes and it sounds like the Transformers laser blasts. Rebecca flings open the cockpit door and runs into the cockpit. Rebecca grabs the transmitter.)

Rebecca: Now you see here, Don Garbage. It's Christmas Eve. This present is for my little girl. (Cut back to Don Karnage amused and piloting his plane.)

Don Karnage: Ah, she has a point on her head. I would practically be stealing candy canes from a baby. I LOVE THAT! Attack! (More gunfire ensues on the SeaDuck as the plane is riddled with holes. Cut to Kit in the navigator's seat.)

Kit: Oh, no! We can't outrun him in this storm. What are we gonna do?

Baloo: Only thing we can do, Kit. (Baloo pulls up as the chase is on. Cut back to the cockpit.) Okay, Karny. You want our present, you got it. (Baloo goes to a switch on the console as we head back outside with the CT-37's chasing the SeaDuck.)

Don Karnage: Good; they are trembling in fear. Heh heh. (Rubbing his hands in victory.)

Baloo: Get ready, here it comes! (The tailsection door of the SeaDuck opens as Rebecca, Kit and WildCat are pushing boxes of soapflakes and the soapflakes all pour out of the boxes.)

Rebecca: Merry Christmas!

Kit: Merry Christmas!

WildCat: Merry Christmas. (WildCat is literally shoveling the stuff out of the SeaDuck. The soapflakes fly all around the CT-37's as Don is shocked. The soapflakes manage to get into the engines like ice on an airplane and the engines begin to sputter and backfire. After some shock from Mad Dog and Dumptruck the engines all fail and the planes spiral out of control and splash into the ocean below. Cut back to the cockpit with Baloo.)

Baloo: That's enough! We got'em! Save the rest for Molly! (Cut to a far shot outside the SeaDuck as a lightning bolt strikes the SeaDuck causing major problems.) Yeow! (Cut to the back as Rebecca and Kit go flying into the back of the SeaDuck and Rebecca almost flies out of the plane before Kit grabs her by the sweater and holds on for dear life onto one of the wall beams.)

Kit: WildCat, close the hatch! (Cut to WildCat pulling on the pulley hatch system; but all the boxes of soapflakes fly out of the SeaDuck and fall into the ocean below. The hatch is sealed causing Kit and Rebecca to tumble and do forward rolls like little kids.)

Kit/Rebecca: Whoa! (Kit and Rebecca bump into a large wooden crate to stop rolling around. They look stunned.)

Scene II

(We cut to the ocean as the CT-37's finally float up to the surface while Don Karnage sulks in his own plane surrounded by soapflakes. Pan over to Mad Dog and Dumptruck enjoying themselves.)

Mad Dog: Oh, boy! Ahhahahaha!

Dumptruck: Yeah, snow! (The pirates laugh as they sink into the water once more. They then guggle underwater. Cut back to the skies as the skies are clearing up as the SeaDuck is flying high. Cut to inside the cockpit.)

Baloo: We've lost it all. (Kit and WildCat are in the cockpit now.)

WildCat: No, I saved one. (He shakes the one box and only a small amount of soapflakes are left. We then see the SeaDuck fly away as there is a blast of wind and what appears to be snow blowing around.)

Baloo: Now what are we gonna tell Molly?

Scene III

(Sky shot of inside Louie's as Louie is sitting down in the chair on stage with Molly in his lap. The monkey elves are still singing like Air Pirates at this point.)

Monkey Elves: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bell all the way...♪ (Louie chuckles.)

Louie: Yeah, any minute now, kiddo; you're gonna get your wish. Ha! Snow so clean and white, why you can wash your clothes in it. (Louie pokes at her nose for fun.)

Molly: (Sniffs.) Oh, I can't wait. (Molly is actually praying now. Waldo walks on stage with a tray of drinks.)

Waldo: Santa. Oh, Santa... (There is a loud pounding on the door. We see that the patrons (and I of them looks like Howard Huge from Bearly Alive.) taking a large log to the door. Are the patrons actually yelling "What the hell?" because that is what it sounded like in the audio.)

Grumpy: (The Thembrian from Flight Of The Snowduck.) Come on, let us in! (The log breaks the door down and the patrons all come in as Grumpy jumps onto the stage looking angry.) Louie! What's the idea of locking us out?

Molly: This is no Louie. This is Santa Claus. (Molly pulls on the fake beard and a small amount of the fake hair is pulled out from the beard. All the patrons laugh right in Molly's face. Louie stands up.)

Louie: Hey now, wait a minute; I...

Grumpy: Where'd you get the crazy threads? (Grumpy slaps Louie in the back and his fake beard falls to the floor. Everyone laughs right in Louie and Molly's face as Molly is in shock.) That's a good one! (Louie turns around with a look of concern for Molly's well being. Molly sniffles and tears roll from her cheeks. The music is playing as the laughing audio has completely stopped; but the patrons are still visually laughing in her face. Molly looks at the fake beard on the floor. Molly looks at Louie.)

Louie: Oh, now, now; hold on here. I-I-I-I can-can explain, umm... (Then the laughing audio resumes as Molly is shedding tears. Louie tries to speak up; but it's no good since he has nothing to explain. Molly runs to Louie; twirls him around, grabs the letter and runs right out of Louie's crying her eyes out. And one of the pandas from Last Horizons has returned for some reason.) Now, Molly, no! Wait! I...I can... (Louie runs towards the door but stops and turns around.) Oh, now what'd you guys go and do that for?

Scene IV

(Outside Louie's on the beach as Molly is running, stumbling and fumbling while crying her eyes out. The stars sparkle in the skies overlooking the moon. Molly runs towards a cliff and flops down on the ground face first crying. She gets up in front of a large tree and stops.)

Molly: A lie! This was all a lie! (Molly goes to the cliff and throws the letter away. The letter sails down towards the ground and the flies right into the skies and into the heavens, carried by the wind. Molly lies down in front of the tree crying and cries herself to sleep. Molly then wakes up suddenly as she has settled down somewhat.)

Rebecca: Molly!

Baloo: Molly! (Cut to a sky shot on the beach as Baloo, Kit, Louie, Rebecca and WildCat are walking towards her. Molly turns around sniffling.)

Molly: Now what am I gonna give Mom for Christmas? (Molly stands up and walks towards the beach; but then stops as a star sparkles in front of her. Molly's ear literally twiches on cue and she turns around as we get sky shots of Louie's zooming in. Clouds are rolling in as Molly watches on as her shadow literally goes from two o'clock to eleven o'clock in a matter of seconds. Molly watches as the wind flies in her face and she giggles for a while before watching the skies some more. More shots of the sky and the heavens as more stars sparkle. Up comes Rebecca and company to the cliff as they see Molly watching from the cliff with what appears to be a giant spotlight on her.)

Rebecca: Molly! (Rebecca notices Molly watching on and walks towards her.) Molly? Honey, are you all right? (Rebecca takes off her coat and puts it on Molly.) Now what are you doing all the way out here without your coat on? (Rebecca hugs Molly.) You don't wanna catch cold on Christmas, do you? (Rebecca then stops and looks up.) Molly? What is it?

Molly: Mommy, I saw "him". (Molly points to the sky as Baloo and Rebecca look on in awe.)

Rebecca: Baloo, do you...see?

Baloo: (Gulps.) Uh-huh. (The stars sparkle as Kit, Louie and WildCat walk in.)

Louie: Hey, what are you guys looking at? (WildCat has the snow globe in his hands. All the good guys look into the sky and we see a single snow flake spiral down and ultimately land on Rebecca's nose. Sadly; the snowflake was on her nose seconds before the snowflake landed on her nose. Louie gets behind her and points at the snowflake.) Crazy. Is that what I think it is? (Baloo watches as more snowflakes fall onto the ground and one lands in Baloo's left hand.)

Kit: Wow! (Kit starts catching snow flakes with his tongue. Molly dances around and giggles. WildCat shakes the snow globe and it now works.)

WildCat: Hey! I finally made it work. (WildCat is confused at the snow globe and the real snow as Baloo stares into the sky.)

Louie: How'd you do it, cuz?

Baloo: I didn't.

Louie: Well, then who?

Baloo: Louie, my man; you wouldn't believe me if I told you. (Rebecca grabs Molly and they embrace.)

Molly: I would. Merry Christmas, mommy. (Rebecca sheds two tears as we get a sky shot of Louie's and the snow coming down.)

End Of Episode At 21:28

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