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My Fair Baloo Transcript

Written: 03/22/2016
Updated: 11/11/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Sky shot of the entrance to the Higher For Hire office. Then we head inside at Kit Cloudkicker is standing on the red chair flying a model plane of the SeaDuck. Rebecca Cunningham is at her desk on the telephone. )

Rebecca Cunningham: Hello? Dudley?

Dudley: Yes?

Rebecca: Hi. It's me, Rebecca.

Dudley: Rebecca who?

Rebecca: Rebecca Cunningham. (Not looking amused.)

Dudley: Oh, yeah.

Rebecca: Um, I was wondering if you'd be interested in going with me to the Businessman's Ball.

Dudley: Oh, I'd really love to; but I gotta feed the pigeons in the park. Ah, you know; I got all these things to do.

Rebecca: No, Dudley; I didn't know you feed the pigeons every night. (Kit is giggling under his breath as Rebecca is not amused.)

Dudley: Yeah; but you wouldn't want them to go hungry, would ya? I mean; just for a party.

Rebecca: No, I wouldn't want them to go hungry. Have a nice time... (Rebecca slams the phone down.) bird brain! ( Rebecca takes out her notepad and crosses Dudley out as all of her options on the list are crossed out as well. The list is very interesting to say the least as apparently the following TaleSpin crew has no interest in going to the ball with her: Kurt Anderson, Larry Lathan, John Kimball, Keith Tucker, Rob LaDuca, Ed Ghertner, Rick Leon, Tim Borquez, Jamie Mitchell, Alan Brunett, Jymn Magon, Mark Zaslove, Dave Smith, Len Smith (or Uhley), Duane Capizzi, Gary Krisel, Jim Schlenker, Derek Carter, Scott Wolf (which is funny considering that Scott Wolf claimed on his website that he would go), and a Mii. There is also an obvious error in that Kit's arms are used to cross out the list. I wonder if the original scene had Kit with the notepad? Kit comes in towards the desk flying his model SeaDuck making airplane noises; which makes Rebecca sulk.) Oh, it's no use Kit. After all the strings I pulled to get invited to this Businessman's Ball, now I can't get a date!

Kit Cloudkicker: Aw, cheer up; Miss Cunningham. I'll be your date.

Rebecca: (Stands up and giggles.) Thanks, Kit. (Rebecca pulls Kit's hat down more.) But these business folks will frown if I show up with a younger man. (Rebecca walks away as Kit takes the model SeaDuck (which has doubled in size now.) off the desk.)

Kit: Hey! Why don't you ask Baloo? (Rebecca stops and turns around.)

Rebecca: Baloo? (Ponders it for a moment.) Nah. No. No, impossible. This is a very fancy dinner and he's...he's...

Kit: A slob? (Kit twirls the left propeller of the model SeaDuck.)

Rebecca: (Finds a stinky sock in the trash bin and grabs it.) To put it mildly.

Kit: No, you're right. (Kit flies the model SeaDuck around her.) Who needs all those rich business people with their big contracts for us little air companies? (Rebecca ponders this for a moment and then throws the sock away.)

Rebecca: All right, all right. I'll ask him. (Rebecca walks out of the office as Kit twirls the propeller some more.)

Scene II

(Outside on the docks of Higher For Hire. Baloo is on the left engine behind the left spinning propeller wearing a catcher's mitt.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: He-hey, come on, WildCat. Burn'em in here. (We see on the dock in front of the propeller, WildCat with his own catcher's mitt and some pepperoni behind his back. WildCat throws the pepperoni into the propeller which slices then perfectly into thin slices as it lands in Baloo's mitt.) Striiiike two! (Baloo places the sliced pepperoni (which has also doubled in size.) onto the plate with the sliced white bread.) Attababy! Do it again! (We see Rebecca walking on the dock towards the SeaDuck not looking amused as Kit is following her close behind.)

Rebecca: Baloo?!

Baloo: Huh? (Wildcat throws a tomato into the propellers while Baloo is distracted and the slices hit him in the face; causing him to lose his balance and smack into the bread and pepperoni. Baloo falls backwards into the water below.) Oof. (Baloo pops up with the tray on his head.) Strike three. I'm out. Heh ha ha ha! To lunch, that is. Hmmm. (He eats a slice of bread and burps. Rebecca backs up in horror.)

Rebecca: I must have been out of my mind to think I could ask Baloo. (Kit runs around and stops her. Baloo climbs onto the docks wet.)

Baloo: Ask her what?

Rebecca: Nothing.

Kit: Miss Cunningham wants to know if you'll take her to that fancy businessman's dinner. (Rebecca is flustered while Kit has his arms folded.)

Baloo: Dinner?! Ohhh, now that's my kind of business. (Rebecca pushes Baloo aside.)

Rebecca: Nah, I don't think this is such a good idea. It's fancy and formal, and...well... (Rebecca takes the slice of tomato off Baloo's shoulder which was out of nowhere.) you wouldn't fit in? (Baloo backs up.)

Baloo: Why? The doorway's too small? Heh heh.

Rebecca: (Flustered.) I give up. (Rebecca turns around and walks off sulking. Kit cuts her off at the pass.)

Kit: Wait, Miss Cunningham! Let us teach him some manners. And I promise you; by Saturday night, he'll be ready to rub elbows with the flithy rich. (Kit's wagging his finger during this scene. Rebecca doesn't look confident.)

WildCat Puma: Sure, he's already flithy.

Rebecca: Well...

Kit: You may never get another chance to hobnob with the snobs.

Rebecca: (Sighs.) All right. (Kit runs over to Baloo and WildCat.)

Kit: When WildCat and I are through with him, Baloo will be a real gentleman. (Kit runs and climbs down the ladder off-screen. Kit runs to the SeaDuck; Baloo and WildCat follow him.)

WildCat: Yeah, or my name isn't Horatio. (WildCat then realized that he's confused.) Wait a minute, my name isn't Horatio. Is it? (Kit heads to the side door of the SeaDuck and opens the door.)

Kit: Watch! (Rebecca is not amused as her arms are folded.) After you. (Motions to Baloo to go inside.)

Baloo: Oh, no; after you. (Motions to WildCat to go inside.)

WildCat: No, no, no; after you. (Motions Baloo and Kit to go inside. WildCat, Baloo and Kit run and they squeeze themselves into the door while Rebecca looks mad on the oil barrel while sulking. The three men pop through the door and fall onto the floor off-screen. Kit returns to the door and gives the thumbs up which Rebecca is not amused at.)

Scene III

(Sky shot of the docks as we head inside the SeaDuck with Baloo and Kit.)

Kit: Now according to the rules of etiquette; there are certain ways that a man is supposed to treat a lady. (Kit is standing on the floor of the SeaDuck in the back with a blue hardcover book and is reading it. There is a makeshift table (Literally out of Lady & The Tramp) with bread, butter, mugs, plates, eating tools among others; including a small vase with daisies in them. Baloo is lying down on the bottom bunk beds not impressed. There are photos of furry ladies taped onto the wall.)

Baloo: Hey, I always treat my ladies well. Isn't that right, baby? (Baloo kisses the color photo of a bear woman with long brown hair wearing a red dress and a red headband.)

Kit: Quit goofin' off, Baloo! I'm talking about real ladies.

WildCat: (Outside.) Did somebody call me? (WildCat enters wearing an orange broom on his head, a coconut bra, a burlap skirt and blue pumps. Kit motions him to come inside.)

Kit: Come on in, WildCat. We're ready for lesson one: Seating. (Kit opens the book and begins to read.) All right, Baloo. At a formal dinner, where does your date sit?

Baloo: On her backside, like everyone else. Heh ha ha ha ha! (Baloo slaps WildCat on the rear end and WildCat rubs the rear end in response. WildCat pinches Baloo's cheek.)

WildCat: Fresh. (WildCat then slaps Baloo in the face in response. Kit doesn't look happy at all.)

Kit: All right. We'll skip seating and go straight to table manners. (Kit flips through the pages.) Chapter three. Normally, you begin the meal by buttering your bread using the butter knife. (Kit grabs a butter knife from the table while reading as Baloo and WildCat sit down at the makeshift table.)

Baloo: Oo; that's not a butter knife. (Baloo takes out a cutlass and slices the table in half.) Hee-yah! That's a butter knife! (Baloo and WildCat point and laugh at each other as Kit is not happy at all of this.)

Kit: Oh, great. Laugh it up! Now you won't go, for sure. (Kit drops the book down; sits down on the floor and sulks.)

Baloo: Relax, Little Britches. Heh. Who wants to eat with a bunch of stuffed shirts anyway?

Kit: Well, I'd sure like to have dinner on the Spruce Moose. (Kit gets up and walks out the side door of the SeaDuck as Baloo is surprised.)

Baloo: Becky's ball is on the Spruce Moose?

Kit: (Comes back.) Yep.

Baloo: That swank airplane I've been trying to visit for five years now? (Goes towards Kit.)

Kit: Yep. (Baloo grabs Kit by the sweater.)

Baloo: Well, what are we waiting for? Lay those manners on me, son! (Baloo carries Kit like a child and walks away stage left.)

Scene IV

(Nightfall on a sky shot of Higher For Hire as a black limo stops in front of the office. The limo door opens and out comes Rebecca in a pink robe like dress (I think it's the same one from Her Chance To Dream), carrying a blue bag with a coat hanger attached to it. Baloo opens the door Baloo's hair is in a different hairstyle without the cap and is wearing a red bow tie (which contains blue spots on close up shots.).)

Baloo: Allow me, ma'am.

Rebecca: Why, that's very thoughtful of you, Baloo. (Rebecca comes into the office and Baloo rubs his arm on his nose causing it to squeak. Kit comes down the stairs with a small gift box in his hands.)

Kit: See, Miss Cunningham? I told you we'd have him ready in time for the party. (Baloo comes over to Rebecca.)

Baloo: My, Rebecca. How nice you look. Here, let me take your wrap. (Baloo takes out the pink wrap around Rebecca's dress and is about to drop it somewhere. Kit panics, runs down and grabs the wrap before it drops onto the ground. Kit isn't amused by this.)

Rebecca: I can't believe it. You really changed.

Baloo: Hey-hey, who says you can't teach an old pilot new tricks? (Kit pokes Baloo's shoulder and shows off a white box with blue ribbon attached to it. Baloo stammers.) Ummm. Eh. Ummm, for you. (Baloo grabs the box and gives it to Rebecca.)

Rebecca: Why, thank you. (Rebecca takes the present.) I brought you something too. (Baloo takes it and rips the paper off of it to reveal a white suit, white shirt and a black bow tie.) I rented it just for you.

Baloo: What's wrong with my flight shirt? We're visiting an airplane, aren't we? (Rebecca opens her gift and it's a pink rose which she pins on her dress.)

Rebecca: Well, yes. But they say you can judge a man by his clothes.

Baloo: Hey! I kind of like being judged as a pilot.

Rebecca: Please, Baloo; for me...(Rebecca winks.)

Baloo: Aww... (Baloo looks at the hard camera.)

Scene V

(We head to another dock at nightfall with a jumbo sized almond colored plane shaped like a moose's head complete with spotlights. Cut to a rainbow neon gas sign that says "Spruce Moose" in writing. The tires screech as a turkey furry in usher gear stands in front of the canopy. The limo stops on the side and drives away showing off Baloo and Rebecca. Baloo apparently got to keep his spotted red bowtie. )

Turkey Usher: Welcome to the Spruce Moose.

Rebecca: Isn't it beautiful Baloo?

Baloo: Oh, yeah. She's an aviator's dream.

Rebecca: Why?

Baloo: 'Cause she's never been flown. Heh heh. (We see shadows of furries walking on the carpet and going up stairs.) They built her so big, she couldn't get out through the cliffs.

Rebecca: So that's why they turned her into a nightclub.

Baloo: (Baloo and Rebecca walk towards the side door of the Spruce Moose.) Baby; oh, Baloo would love to take you for a spin. (We get a front shot of the Spruce Moose and then we cut to a shadow of a boat in the water and then coming in from the fog is two owls and two bird furries in a motorboat. One owl is short in height and wearing a white suit with matching color hat, the other owl is big and tall wearing a red suit with a brown hat. The two birds are wearing the same outfits basically. We have fog rolling in as well.)

Small Owl: Okay, boys! Suit up.

Bird Furry #1: Right, boss. (All the mobsters show off the same suit Baloo was given by Rebecca early on in this episode.)

Small Owl: These rich jerks won't know what hit'em. N'ya. (Small owl puts a flower on his suit. Head inside the Spruce Moose ball room as Rebecca and Baloo walk in holding arms.)

Rebecca: Oh, Baloo; this is it. The wealthiest, most successful business people in Cape Suzette. Is it marvelous? (In one of the shots; one of the furries has her back to the hard camera and might be Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers. It is basically a large banquet hall with tables, chairs, food, a ceiling disco ball and a stage featuring a large organ, a piano and other band instruments.)

Baloo: Oh, yeah; think how much cargo this place could hold.

Rebecca: Remember your manners.

Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Mrs. John D. Rockafeather: Welcome! I'm Mrs. John D. Rockafeather. (A vulture furry comes in wearing a black dress with two pearl necklaces with one of them with a jeweled amulet in the front.) Head of the Chamber of Commerce.

Rebecca: Rebecca Cunningham. Pleased to meet you. (Baloo is making faces and waving.) And this is my escort, Baloo. (Rockafeather turns around and Baloo has stopped making those faces.)

Rockafeather: A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Baloo. (Baloo shakes Rockafeather's head and she shriek, badly. Rockafeather walks off with bad hair.)

Baloo: Hey! Great little bash you got here, Rocky.

Rockafeather: Well, I never! (Looks angry as she storms off stage left.)

Baloo: Never what? (Looking confused as Rebecca pulls Baloo by the ear and drags him away stage right.)

Rebecca: Never mind. (Rebecca drags Baloo behind one of the walls and then various party goers rush in and listen with their ears.) Listen Baloo, I worked really hard to get invited to this shindig so I could make great business contacts. But, if you screw it up with your stupid antics, so help me, I'll clip your wings but good. You copy? (Rebecca storms off angry. Baloo is still confused.)

Baloo: You're mad, huh? (Rebecca growls as the party snobs run off stage left. A bird waiter wearing a red suit arrives with a golden tray of Hors D'oeuvres.)

Bird Waiter: Hors D'oeuvre? (Baloo takes all the balls on sticks and eats them, chomping and smacking.)

Baloo: Thanks. (Baloo puts all the toothpicks on the golden tray and the waiter walks off. Rebecca almost starts to wimper on camera. Outside the Spruce Moose as Small Owl docks the boat next to the plane.)

Small Owl: Okay, boys! Just like we planned it, see? N'yah. (The Big Owl climbs up the metal hook ladder towards the front of the Spruce Moose. Head inside as Baloo is smacking on food and Rebecca is covering her eyes in shame. )

Baloo: (Smacking on a toothpick.) Hey, wanna horse doober? (Baloo offers one and Rebecca smacks it out of Baloo's hand in anger.)

Rebecca: Stop it!

Baloo: Sorry. (Baloo bends down and picks them up.)

Rebecca: Leave them!

Baloo: Oh, um; right. (Rebecca pushes Baloo away towards their table.)

Rebecca: Please, Baloo; just try to be a gentleman.

Baloo: Oh, you got it, Beckers. (Baloo takes the wrap from Rebecca and throws it right on the bird waiter's head as he passes behind them. Rebecca lightly pats Baloo's face which Disney Captions mistakes it as dishes clattering. Dishes break off-screen as Baloo runs stage left and steals a chair from a hippo wearing a grey suit and hat.) Your chair, milady? (Baloo places the chair behind Rebecca and Rebecca is about to sit down on it.)

Rebecca: Oh...thank you. (Hippo lands on the ground with a thud and Baloo goes over to him.)

Baloo: Nice landing. But next time, try to remember; put your gear down. (Baloo grabs the hat and puts it back on his head before going back as Rebecca is covering her eyes yet again. Rebecca opens her eyes and sees a parrot and a cat furry staring a hole in her for some reason. Cut to Rebecca looking embarrassed as Baloo is buttering a roll with the butter knife roughly like a slob. The butter changes from white to yellow in between shots. )

Rebecca: Baloo, you're embarrassing me.

Baloo: I'm sorry, Becky. I'll try harder. (Sky shot of the entrance as Small Owl and his two bird bodyguards arrive in the Spruce Moose in costume. The two birds have foresaken the white suits for some reason so they aborted the angle completely. However; all three are carrying violin cases. A badger furry looks on in shock.)

Small Owl: We're with the band, see? N'yah. Running late. Yeah, running late. N'yah. (Disney Captions had the third N'yah as yeah as well. The birds walk stage left towards the stage as we cut back to the table and a cheetah furry (who might be Ernie's dad according to Koosh.) wearing glasses with long handles, a black suit and black bowtie sits down at the table next to her.)

Rebecca: Hi, I'm Rebecca Cunningham, owner of Higher For Hire air cargo service.

Herman Grapple: Herman Grapple of Grapple Electric.

Rebecca: Of course; you're the man who makes all those darling lightbulbs. (Baloo takes another roll from the basket and butters it with a butter knife.) Why, you must have to ship them all over the world, don't you?

Herman: Why, yes; we do. (Snorts.) Say, maybe we could use your cargo business. (A fly flies in and annoys Baloo by landing on his nose. Rebecca shrieks in glee.)

Rebecca: Goodness, Mr. Grapple! I never thought of that. (Baloo twitches his nose and the fly flies off and lands on the rolls inside the basket.)

Baloo: Oh, freeloader; huh? (Baloo brings out a wrench and twirls it. He smashes the basket causing the table to break in two; causing the rolls, butter and chocolate fondue pot to fly into the air. The chocolate fondue of course lands on Herman's head.)

Rebecca: BALOO!

Baloo: Wrong sized wrench, huh. (Baloo pulls on his collar as the snobs mutter and look mad at Baloo.)

Rebecca: I knew I shouldn't have ever brought you here! (Baloo slides down the chair.)

Baloo: Easy, Becky, easy. I'll go get a towel or something. (Baloo backs up into the next room.) You sit tight. (Baloo runs off into the hallway as we cut to some of the snobs (one of them looks like Muffy Vanderschemer) looking at her mad. The engines then start revving up. Rumbling ensues as we cut to the propellers on the Spruce Moose spinning. Cut to the cockpit of the Spruce Moose as Big Owl is piloting the plane (which has a moose antler flight stick.) and pushing levers. Cut to outside as the Spruce Moose is taking off and cut back to inside as everyone is shouting. Rumbling and stuff is scattered onto the floor. Cut to the disco ball as we hear gunfire and the disco ball gets destroyed by gunfire. Everyone ducks as shards of glass rain down on the snobs. Cut to a closeup of Rebecca.)

Owl Capone: N'yah. All right, see? This nightclub's being hijacked by yours truly, Owl Capone. N'yah! (Cut to a shot of Owl Capone and his two bird bodyguards with their machine guns aimed at the snobs. Closeup of Owl Capone.)

End Of Act I At 10:25

Act II

Scene I

(Cut to outside with a large number of snobs outside who haven't gotten in yet watching from the outside as the Spruce Moose is launching from the docks.)

Turkey Usher: Somebody's stealing the Spruce Moose! (The Spruce Moose bounces on the water as the sliding and slipping continues inside the Spruce Moose with everyone shouting. Owl Capone and his birds sway as the Spruce Moose continues to ride along. Cut to a police plane in the middle of the harbour as a walrus (with a brown mustache) and a dog police officer are dunking donuts and sleeping in that order. The walrus officer hears a plane and looks to his back.)

Walrus Police Officer: O'Malley! Wake up! We're about to be run over by a restaurant! (O'Malley and the walrus police officer look out the window and scream as the Spruce Moose heads right towards them. The Spruce Moose goes pass the police plane.) After it! (Walrus officer and O'Malley get back in to follow it; but they get swamped by a tidal wave causing the plane to go upside down. The Spruce Moose tries to take off again as O'Malley and Walrus officer pop up from the water and hold onto the police plane.) Don't worry, they'll never get through there. (Cut back to the cockpit as Big Owl is in shock and does a hard right turn causing the right wing to sink in the water as everyone continues to slip and slide inside. Everyone and everything crashes into the wall.)

Rebecca: Baaaloooo! (Herman gets squashed by Rockafeather with a thud and they have a cuddle together as Rockafeather is smiling. The Spruce Moose flies through the cliff entrance and then flies into the sky without further incident. Cut to inside as the snobs and Rebecca are on the ground.)

Owl Capone: All right, on your feet. (Everyone stands up. Owl motions to Bird Bodyguard #2 and he brings out the sack; giving his machine gun to Bird Bodyguard #1. All three furries advance forward as Owl walks in between the snobs. The snobs all raise their arms.) If you'd all be so kind as to place your valuables into the sacks. (The birds come in with one sack and the snobs mutter about as they put their valuables into the sacks as they were told to. This continues as Herman, Rockafeather and Rebecca look on; and Rebecca's not happy. Sky shot of the looting continuing as we see Baloo at the hallway door noticing the robbery taking place.)

Baloo: So that's it. Party hijackers. (Owl Capone has his arms folded.)

Owl Capone: It's for a charitable cause: The Owl Capone Retirement Fund. (Yes; I intentionally capitalized the first letters there because it's supposed to be the title of his "charity".) N'yah ha ha ha ha ha! (Rebecca is not amused by this and then notices Baloo crawling behind everyone far away from the scene.)

Rebecca: Baloo? (Rebecca then raises her arms as Owl and his two bodyguards arrive with the sack. Herman and Rockafeather give the birds their valuables. Strangely; the birds show some restraint and let Rockafeather keep her non-jeweled pearl necklace for some reason. The bodyguards go over to Rebecca; but Rebecca doesn't do anything of note.)

Owl Capone: N'yah! So, holding out on us, eh?

Rebecca: Umm, umm; not exactly. It's just that... (Whisper yells to Owl.) I don't own any jewelry. (Owl is surprised to hear that.)

Owl Capone: You don't own any jewelry? N'yah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (All the snobs laugh as Rebecca covers her face again. As this happens, Baloo crawls to a wooden trapdoor in the floor and opens it with his wrench; which has changed shape since last time.)

Baloo: Well, I guess I'll just have to hijack it back. (Baloo crawls into the wiring area and notices on the end wall the lines for the flight stick.) All right, the control lines. Time for a little machine failure. (Baloo tugs on the lines with the wrench. Cut back to the Spruce Moose as everyone is swaying.)

Owl Capone: Hey, what's gotten into Lefty? (Owl Capone dodges a rolling plant as we head back to the cockpit as Lefty is shocked at the flight stick having a mind of it's own.)

Lefty: Hey, what gives? (The Spruce Moose veers down to the left. Back into the cockpit as Lefty grabs the controls and struggles with them. The wrench clobbers Baloo in the head.)

Baloo: Ow! Oh, a wise pilot. (Baloo grabs the wrench and twists on the control lines causing the flight stick to whack Lefty in the face over and over again.)

Lefty: Oh! Ow! Oh! (The Spruce Moose bounces in the air as Lefty is still struggling with the controls. Baloo groans and gets forced into the control lines. Baloo struggles inside the control lines. The flight stick then spins in Lefty's hands as alarm sounds ensue along with red lights beeping. Lefty runs right out of the cockpit. The Spruce Moose dives into a tailspin as everyone is spinning inside the plane like a washing machine and yelling. Everyone tumbles to the ground as Lefty runs in towards Owl Capone.) Boss, this plane's out of control!

Owl Capone: We got what we came for. Let's bail! (Owl gets up and bails as the Spruce Moose is in a nosedive now. The side door of the plane is kicked open and out jumps Owl Capone, Lefty and the two bird bodyguards. Oh and coloring mistake: One of the bird bodyguards is wearing a black suit instead of the red one. They open their parachutes as we cut to Rebecca at the side door.)

Rebecca: They're gone.

Rockafeather: And so is our jewelry. (Rumbling ensues.)

Herman: Is there a pilot in the house? (Then the floor trapdoor in front of them opens up and out comes Baloo.)

Baloo: Did I miss dessert? (Rebecca runs towards Baloo.)

Rebecca: Baloo, there's no one flying the airplane.

Baloo: Well relax, folks. It's the ace of the base. O'Baloo's got everything under control. (Baloo walks into the cockpit and Rebecca follows him. Baloo sits down at the flight controls while Rebecca watches on.) Rebecca, I've always dreamed of flying this baby. (Baloo twists the flight stick and it completely crumbles to pieces.) Oops. Did too good of a job on the cables. (The Spruce Moose goes into a tailspin.)

Rebecca: Can you get us down?

Baloo: Down's the easy part, sweetheart. It's staying in one piece that's hard.( Baloo pulls on the steering and the brake wires for fun. The Spruce Moose flies down and then does a direct nosedive towards the clouds causing everyone to shriek in horror.)

End of Act II At 15:12

Act III

Scene I

(Shot of the Spruce Moose tailspinning towards the water. Head inside the cockpit of the Spruce Moose.)

Rebecca: Do something! (Baloo pulls out the wires of the steering and pulls up on them. The Spruce Moose begins to stablize. Rebecca notices a small island from the windshield.) Baloo, look! An island!

Baloo: Now that oughta break our fall.

Rebecca: Can you steer for it?

Baloo: This ain't no kite, you know. (Baloo is literally using his teeth for assistance. The Spruce Moose bounces on the island for a while; but ultimately stops at the back of the island just short of the shoreline. Cut to Rebecca stuffed in the navigator's seat upside down grunting and groaning at the same time. Jungle sounds ensue as Baloo grabs Rebecca by the ankle.) He-hey! Not bad, huh. That's the first time I ever landed a nightclub. (Rebecca is not impressed by this.)

Scene II

(Cut back inside the ball room as the whole place is a mess of broken stuff and bodies lying everywhere. Baloo and Rebecca enter the ball room and look shocked. Rockafeather storms in with a bucket on her foot.)

Rockafeather: So, Mr. Pilot; is this what you call having everything under control?!

Baloo: Huh?

Rockafeather: First, you ruin our ball; then you almost get us killed! (Goes over to Rebecca.) How could you possibly think this buffoon would fit into our group? (Rockafeather has her arms folded.)

Rebecca: I..I thought...

Baloo: Hey, don't worry about your little tea party, lady; I'm headed for bluer skies. (Baloo storms off and walks out of the Spruce Moose.)

Rockafeather: Oh, good, good, good. Go on. Run away. We'll be safer without you.

Rebecca: Clam up, you ungrateful old goat! (All the snobs run towards Rebecca.)

Herman: You can't talk to Mrs. Rockafeather that way. She...

Rebecca: And you! You can stick your light bulbs up your nose! Wake up, you weasels! That man just saved our lives! Maybe he's crude and rough around the edges, but I'd take him over all of you put together! (Rebecca storms off to look for Baloo. The snobs stare.)

Rockafeather: Hpmh! Well, good riddance. We can do jolly well without those two. (Scoffs.) Now, who knows how we call a taxi?

Owl Capone: Sorry lady, but you landed in the wrong part of town. N'yah! (In comes Owl Capone, Lefty and his two bird bodyguards. And the bird bodyguard has his red suit back on. The goons laugh it up.) Small world, ain't it? (Lefty starts shooting his machine gun as the snobs scream. Rebecca is about to exit the Spruce Moose; but hears the gunfire and then turns around and heads to the ball room doors and looks in the window.) All right, you bluebloods! We're all gonna go outside and cut down some trees and build us a nice raft, see?

Herman: But won't we need a big raft for all these people?

Owl Capone: Who said anything about taking you? Now get moving! (Lefty fires his machine gun again and Rebecca runs out of the Spruce Moose as Rockafeather comes out of the doors. Both machine gun shots by Lefty were cut by Toon Disney.)

Rockafeather: The entertainment committee will hear about this! (More gunfire ensues as the snobs all run out of the Spruce Moose. Rebecca takes the side door and slides down the palm tree onto the ground below. Rebecca runs off.)

Scene III

(Cut to in the jungle after dark as Rebecca walks through the jungle.)

Rebecca: Baloo? Baloo? (There is shuffling noises near some bushes.) Ba-ba-aloo? Is that you? (A green snake comes out of nowhere and wraps around Rebecca's body. The snake hisses badly as Baloo comes over and grabs the snake by the throat. He ties the snake in a knot and throws it away stage left. Rebecca embraces Baloo.) Oh, Baloo!

Baloo: Easy, Becky. Everything's fine.

Rebecca: No, it isn't. Owl Capone is back. We've gotta help the guests.

Baloo: (Lets go and folds his arms.) Now give me one good reason why I should bail out those snotty-nosed money grubbers? (Disney Captions left out the snotty-nosed part.)

Rebecca: 'Cause you're better than them.

Baloo: Oh, good answer. (Chuckles.) Let's go. (Baloo and Rebecca run back to the Spruce Moose as we cut to Owl Capone and his men on top of the tailsection of the Spruce Moose with their guns pointed at the snobs.)

Owl Capone: Hurry it up, you slugs. (We see the snobs cutting trees and creating a raft for the mobster birds. We cut to some bushes that Rebecca and Baloo are hiding behind.)

Rebecca: We can't get'em if they're way up there. What can we do?

Baloo: Hmm...

Scene IV

(Cut to a front shot of the Spruce Moose on the island. Head inside the cockpit as Baloo is sitting in the pilot's seat checking the controls.)

Rebecca: Are we gonna call for help?

Baloo: Aw, radio's busted. We'll give those feather-brain hoods a little ride instead. (Baloo pushes on the seat with his hands to use his feet to push hard on the pedals. This causes the tailsection prop to wave back and then smash into Lefty.)

Lefty: Oh! (Lefty, Owl and the birds scream as they go swaying off the tailsection and freefalling to the ground. They all land in a heap on the ground. The snobs notice this and are shocked.)

Herman: Wha...?! Who did this? (We cut to the cockpit side window with Baloo looking on.)

Baloo: Oh, just your average party-wrecking buffoon.

Scene V

(We cut to the snobs guarding Owl Capone and his henchman who are tied up on the ground. We pan over to Rebecca, Baloo, Herman, Rockafeather, and the rest of the snobs.)

Rockafeather: I'm sorry for the way I treated you, Mr. Baloo. We may be wealthy; but for all our money, the truth is we couldn't change a flat tire.

Herman: We need your help. Please.

Baloo: (Chuckles.) Okay, I'll help ya. But on one condition: You do exactly as I say, no questions asked. (Everyone cheers and nods.) All right! Now some of you gather up anything that'll burn. Another group, dig up some decent tools. The rest of you, go find needles and thread. (Everyone except Rebecca scatters in various direction.)

Rebecca: Oh, Baloo; I'm so proud of you.

Baloo: Oh, and one more thing: Take off your clothes!

Rockafeather: What?

Snob: Why? (Everyone is in shock and Rockafeather faints in Herman's arms.)

Rebecca: (Arms folded.) Oh, I take it all back. (Rebecca storms off stage left.)

Baloo: On the double, Beckers!

Scene VI

(Head inside the Spruce Moose as snobs are wheelbarrowing in wood and wearing nothing but tank tops and undergarments. Baloo takes the wood and stuffs it in a flamming oven. A hole is cut in the ceiling as the snobs bringing in pulleys and other equipment as the new Spruce Moose is built. Sunrise occurs as the denizens look on in awe from the ground as the makeshift air balloon inflates. We cut to Baloo on the door in front of the side doorway.)

Baloo: Baloo Airlines, flight "Double Or Nothing" to Cape Suzette is ready for boardin'.

Snobs: (Run into the Spruce Moose.) Hip hip hooray! Jolly good fellow! (Baloo wipes his forehead as everyone is inside. Baloo closes the side door and the makeshift balloon flies up into the air. This lifts the Spruce Moose into the air and it starts to float away stage left. We head inside the ball room as everyone is playing jazz music and dancing in their underwear. Baloo and Rebecca are dancing with each other, Rockafeather is dancing on Baloo's side while Herman is dancing on Rebecca's side.)

Rockafeather: Mr. Baloo; for an ill-mannered slob, you're a really swell guy.

Baloo: Hey, Rocky; I'm just a pilot doing his job. Never claimed to be anything else.

Herman: Oh, and Miss Cunningham? I'd still like you to consider shipping our light bulbs. Those I haven't shoved up my nose, that is.

Rebecca: (Giggles.) Bright idea. (Everyone continues to dance as we cut to a horizon shot of Cape Suzette as the Spruce Moose has made it towards the cliff guns entrance and over it.)

End of Episode At 21:21

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