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Bringing Down Babyface Transcript
Written: 10/10/2015
Updated:
11/16/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Sky shot of the ocean with sunset like clouds. We hear airplane noises as the SeaDuck is flying towards the entrance leading into Cape Suzette. Head into the cockpit with Baloo piloting the plane and Kit in the navigator's seat.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Hey, Kit; how about handing me my shades? (Kit opens the glove compartment and pieces of paper are flying out of the compartment.)
Kit Cloudkicker: WHOA! Holy cow, Baloo; these are parking tickets. (Kit grabs some of the parking tickets.) Aren't you scared the police will get you?
Baloo: Nah, the cops have got better things to do than bother upstanding citizens like me.
Kit: Upstanding? Are you call taking parking tickets sitting down upstanding?
Baloo: Small potatoes, L'il Britches. You see, I don't break any big laws. (Kit is not amused.) The cops want real criminals; gangsters involved in bank robberies, high speed chases, bombings. (Baloo has his sunglasses on as the SeaDuck flies into Cape Suzette.)
Kit: I've got to admit, you've never any of that other stuff.
Baloo: (Chuckles.) Yeah, and I probably never will. You won't catch me rubbing elbows with any gangster types. (Flies towards Higher For Hire.)
Scene II
(Inside Rebecca's office as Baloo is shocked and appalled.)
Baloo: Babyface Half-Nelson?! (Baloo is standing in front of the office with Rebecca sitting at her desk.)
Rebecca Cunningham: You just have to fly him from Prison Island to Cape Suzette for trial.
Baloo: But, but; he's a big gangster! He cracks safes...with his head. (Points to his head as Rebecca gets up from her desk and with papers in hand; she goes to the filing cabinet.)
Rebecca: Oh, don't be such a baby. He'll be handcuffed to an armed guard.
Baloo: Well...Okay. But how will I know which one is him?
Rebecca: (Opened the filing cabinet.) He'll be wearing stripes, silly.
Scene III
(It's after dark. We cut to outside in an alleyway next to a large building with the top surrounded by barb wire. We see a gallows only it has been recycled into a swing for a grey bulldog wearing a blue dress, apron a pink bow tie, and a brown hat. She's facing two bulldogs, one is wearing a black vest with a red shirt; and the other one is wearing brown overalls, a blue shirt and a small bowler hat. The grey bulldog on the swing is knitting a sock.)
Babyface Half-Nelson's Mother: Now, I want you to do whatever it takes to spring my Babyface; and get him safely to our hideout. I sure do miss him.
Chucklehead #1 (Overalls): But, we ain't never seen your son, Mrs. Half-Nelson. What's he look like?
Mrs. Half-Nelson: He'll have a twinkle in his eye and the sweetest smile you ever did see. (Mrs. Half Nelson comes over and her sweet tone turns to yelling.) And he'll be wearing stripes, you chuckleheads! (Mrs. Half-Nelson grabs a pink present on the swing and gives it to Chucklehead #2 who have entered a blue car.) Now don't forget; this is a big surprise for his birthday. (I should also note that a blue car appears completely out of nowhere and there's no indication that a car came in while she was talking.) He doesn't know you're coming, so don't blow it! (The blue car changes to a darker shade of blue as the headlights are on and it speeds away stage left with Mrs. Half Nelson waving at the car.)
Scene IV
(We head to a huge prison cell like building with the words Prison Island on the wall of the building in black letters. There is a lot of scafolding in front of the dock where a bulldog furry with a crew cut haircut and the prison uniform with black shoes is handcuffed to Officer Malarkey from Molly Coddled. Cut to a closeup shot as instead of being in front of the scafolding; they are under it along with two cans of paint on the table out of nowhere. There is also a sign that reads: Gone To Lunch: Back in 10 to 20.)
Officer Malarkey: Comb your hair, Half-Nelson. You're going to trial. (Babyface Half-Nelson's prison number is K99 by the way. Oddly; there is a bit of graffiti on the walls.)
Babyface Half-Nelson: Only Ma tells me when to comb my hair, flatfoot.
Officer Malarkey: Now behave yourself, fella. Our ride's here. (Cut to a far shot of Prison Island as there is a crescent moon on the horizon and spotlights coming out of the prison. Cut back to Malarkey and Half-Nelson as Half-Nelson sees the two cans of paint. He turns around.)
Half-Nelson: Hey, I got something in my shoe, do you mind?
Officer Malarkey: Okay, but don't try anything funny. (Nelson takes off his black shoe and exposes his stinky green sock with a red patch on it. The green smell overwhelms Malarkey as Nelson smothers Malarkey with the sock as Malarkey's cries are muffled. Malarkey falls on his back, knocked out.)
Half-Nelson: (Chuckles.) Good thing I don't wash my socks. (Half-Nelson takes the can of white paint.) Time for some redecorating. (He starts painting Malarkey's uniform with white paint as the SeaDuck is flying towards the water and starts driving on the water and lands next to the dock. Baloo comes out whistling. Cut to Babyface painting blue on himself (despite the paint can being only black.) and the drops the paintbrush in the can. Babyface also steals Malarkey's badge. I should also note that the paint in this world dries instantly. Babyface puts the badge and hat on as Baloo arrives.)
Baloo: Hiya, officer. Say, what happened to Half-Nelson?
Half-Nelson: Err, he tried to escape, so I-I subdued him.
Baloo: Escaped? (Laughs.) In front of a prison? Haw, haw; gangsters must be pretty stupid, huh? (Baloo slaps Babyface's back and there is no paint on him.)
Half-Nelson: Let's get this show on the road, bub. (They both grab Malarkey and drag him towards the SeaDuck.)
Scene V
(In the dark sky with the SeaDuck flying towards the east. Head inside the cockpit with Baloo at the controls, Half-Nelson in the navigatior's chair and Malarkey still knocked out.)
Baloo: Yes, sir, officer; I was just telling my buddy Kit, the importance of obeying the law. (He bangs on the control panel; causing the glove carpartment to open and the tickets going flying again onto Half-Nelson's lap. Half-Nelson picks up some of the tickets.)
Half-Nelson: Obeying the law, huh?
Baloo: (Chuckles.) Well, most of them. (Half-Nelson gets up and walks around.) I mean, you're not interested in small fries like me; right, officer? (He drags Malarkey to the back.)
Half-Nelson: Where is that lousy handcuff key? (Half-Nelson is patting down Malarkey as Baloo looks on.)
Baloo: I-I-I mean, parking violations are just small potatoes; right, officer? (Half-Nelson finds a tool box.) You're not saying much. Does that mean they're... (Half-Nelson brings out a hammer.)...big potatoes, officer?
Half-Nelson: Just shut your trap, motormouth! I got official police business to worry about back here! (He strikes the handcuff chain with a hammer and this suddenly wakes up Officer Malarkey.)
Malarkey: Why you...?! (Malarkey grabs Half-Nelson and tackles him onto the floor of the SeaDuck.)
Half-Nelson: Hey, big mouth; give me a hand back here! (They tumble around as Baloo looks to the back.)
Baloo: Anything you say, officer. (Baloo puts a crowbar on the flight stick and runs to the back.) I mean, I scratch your back and you scratch mine, right? (Malarkey has Half-Nelson on the ground and both are grunting and are in a fight. Malarkey brings out his pistol and points it straight to Baloo from point blank range. Malarkey fires and Baloo dodges right and then we repeat it again as Baloo dodges left.)
Half-Nelson: The gun! Grab the gun! (Baloo grabs the gun from Malarkey and throws it out the window.) You idiot! Use the sock! Use the sock! (Half-Nelson brings out his foot as Baloo is confused. Baloo then looks at his fist and he whacks Malarkey in the head; knocking him out as his toupee flies from his hand and then floats down onto him.) Hey, now that's some sock. (The toupee falls and inside it are the handcuff keys. Baloo grabs the toupee.)
Baloo: Looks like a bald head wasn't all he was hiding. (Half-Nelson grabs the keys and unlocks the handcuffs.)
Half-Nelson: He's not only a safe cracker, but he's a pickpocket, too.
Scene VI
(Shot of the docks from Molly Coddled at nightfall as we pan over and notice that the SeaDuck has landed already and Baloo, Half Nelson and Malarkey are already out of the SeaDuck.)
Half-Nelson: Ah, upholding law and order kind of makes me thirsty. (Half-Nelson handcuffs Malarkey to Baloo.) Watch him while I go get a soda.
Baloo: But, officer; if he wakes up he'll mangle me. (Half-Nelson walks away.)
Half-Nelson: You want me to forget about those parking tickets, don't ya?
Baloo: ♪ Stay asleep, stay asleep. Just at least till he gets back. ♪ (Hums a tune while stroking Malarkey's bald head. Malarkey wakes up anyway.)
Officer Malarkey: Who the heck are you?!
Baloo: Me? Nobody. Matter of fact, I was just leaving. (Baloo drags Malarkey along and walks stage left.) HELP! POLICE! (Baloo is running as Malarkey takes a header into a garbage can.)
Officer Malarkey: Take it easy, will ya? (Malarkey takes a header into wooden crates.)
Baloo: HELP! POLICE! (We hear a police siren in the distance as Baloo climbs a ladder up to the upper dock. Baloo slips and Baloo drops and lands right on Malarkey's back onto the lower dock. The police van with the jail arrives at the upper dock and out comes the other police officer from Molly Coddled with his pistol in his hand.) I got him!
Police Officer #1: You're under arrest.
Baloo: Yeah, b-but; I just subdued a dangerous criminal.
Police Officer #1: Wrong! You just subdued Officer Malarkey.
Scene VII
(Shot of Baloo in the back of the police van as the van drives away from the hard camera.)
Baloo: Gee, it's a good thing I didn't tell them about the parking tickets. (Police sierns wail.)
Scene VIII
(In the city of Cape Suzette as the police van is driving in the street. Police Officer #1 is driving while Malarkey is sitting in the passenger seat.)
Baloo: Hey, it was an honest mistake. (Baloo is looking inside the front from the bars.) I keep my nose clean. I pay my taxes. (Malarkey has his arms folded and is not amused.) In fact, this year; I'll even pay twice. (Cut to an FPS shot of the police van.)
Malarkey: Well, you don't look like the sort that would run with Half-Nelson's gang. (In comes the grey car. Cut back to Baloo in the back of the police van.)
Baloo: Not me, officer. (Suddenly a canister labeled tear gas is thrown onto the dashboard of the police van. ) Uh-oh. (The canister leaks and out comes tear gas as the police van is forced to stop. The grey car blocks the way as it comes to a stop. Out comes Officer #1 and Malarkey crying.)
Police Officer #1/Malarkey: Tear gas! (They both fall onto their bellies as the back of the prison van opens and we see both Chuckleheads wearing gas mask bringing in balloons and a birthday cake.)
Chucklehead #2 (Black Vest): He ain't wearing stripes!
Chucklehead #1: Smile! (Baloo backs away and he smiles.)
Chucklehead #1: It's him!
Chuckleheads: Happy birthday!
Baloo: Hey, w-what's going on?!
Chucklehead #2: We can't say. (Chucklehead #2 has lost the balloon and brings in a party flavor) Your ma said it's a surprise. (Baloo and the Chuckleheads walk out of the police van as Baloo is now holding the balloons. Chucklehead #2 is wearing a pink top hat with purple polka dots on it while Chucklehead #1 is wearing a lighthouse with a blue airplane flying around it. #1 gives Baloo the birthday cake, a party hat and places a party blower in his mouth as they throw confetti on Baloo.)
Chuckleheads: Happy birthday! (They drag Baloo towards the grey car. Chucklehead #1 opens the door and goes inside while Chucklehead #2 enters as well. They close the door as Malarkey is firing his machine gun as he pops the balloons and destroys the birthday cake in the process. Baloo just stands there as the Chuckleheads grab Baloo and get him into the car somehow. The grey car speeds off as officer #1 is finally back up and coughing. Malarkey goes into the police van and grabs his transmitter.)
Malarkey: Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for a late model jalopy. Suspects are armed, dangerous and wearing festive party hats.
Scene IX
(So we head into a room filled with boxes of TNT sticks. We zoom out to see the Chuckleheads, Baloo and Mrs. Half-Nelson as Mrs. Half-Nelson is still knitting that sock on a crate.)
Mrs. Half-Nelson: Who's this joker?!
Chucklehead #1: Your son.
Mrs. Half-Nelson: This isn't my son! I told you he has a nice smile.
Baloo: Hey, what's wrong with my smile? (The door opens and it's Babyface Half-Nelson walking in with a brown suit, pink tie and has a box of chocolates and flowers.)
Half-Nelson: MA!
Mrs. Half-Nelson: Babyface! (Mrs. Half-Nelson jumps over and kisses Babyface on the cheek over and over again causing Babyface to drop his gifts.)
Babyface: Ah, ma; I asked you not to do that in front of the guys. (Half-Nelson pushes her off as Baloo shoves the Chuckleheads away and runs towards Babyface.)
Baloo: Now listen, the cops are after me and you're the only one who can help!
Babyface: Why should I help you? (Baloo backs up to in between the Chuckleheads.)
Baloo: Because you got me into this mess!...I mean, because you're a swell guy? Hey, you wouldn't mind going to the station to help me clear my name, would ya?
Babyface: Sure...when pigs fly.
Baloo: That means no, I bet. (Mrs. Half-Nelson slams the door.)
Mrs. Half-Nelson: Now he knows where our hideout is, Babyface!
Babyface: I guess we'll have to clean his clock then. (Babyface brings out the fist as Baloo backs towards the door.)
Baloo: Well, no sense in staying around here anymore. Heck, I don't even know where "here" is, anyway. (Baloo chuckles and twist the knob on the door and pulls out the knob.)
Babyface: Cancel him! (The Chuckleheads walk towards Baloo who just stands there with that look that means that he thinks he's going to die.)
End Of Act I At 8:39
Act II
Scene I
( We see the Chuckleheads as Chucklehead #1's pistol is in the holster which is now in front of him rather than the side. The Chuckleheads pull out their pistol and Baloo panics. Baloo tries to protect himself and lean against the door. The Chuckleheads cock their guns. Chucklehead #1 is about to pull the trigger.)
Mrs. Half-Nelson: Hey, hey! No roughhousing in the hideout! I just waxed the floor!
Baloo: (Breathing a sigh of relief.) Hoo, boy.
Mrs Half-Nelson: Cancel him outside! (Baloo sweats profusely. So we head outside as the Chuckleheads drag Baloo outside with Babyface holding the door open. They drag him to a wooden fence with barbwire on top; and then hoist him up against it. Babyface cocks his pistol.)
Babyface: You got anything to say before I cream you? (He rolls the barrel of the gun as there is a splash of peach on his suit which has turned from brown to violet and then black now.)
Baloo: Ah, please don't cream me? (Babyface points the gun at Baloo.)
Mrs. Half-Nelson: Junior!
Babyface: Ma, I'm working out here. (Baloo looks around.)
Baloo: Hey, is that a spot on your shirt? (The Chuckleheads and Babyface notice the peach spot on his suit.)
Babyface: Hey, it is. Thanks! (They look up and Baloo whacks them with the out of nowhere garbage can. Baloo runs off.)
Baloo: That's what I call taking out the trash. (Baloo runs onto a wooden bridge which leads to the roof of a building.)
Babyface: Get him! (The Chuckleheads get up and shoot their pistols at Baloo. Baloo uses a trash can lid to block the shots. Some of the shot deflect right at the Chuckleheads, causing them to duck, but the bullets still hit their clothes. Baloo jumps over and lands on another roof. The Chuckleheads try to follow; but #2 trips and falls on #1 when jumping down. Baloo jumps over some more roofs until he makes it to the edge of the roof of a hotel. Baloo looks down and sees four clotheslines filled with clothes on them.)
Baloo: Bad time to be without my SeaDuck. (Baloo looks at the Chucklehead and then jumps off.) Geronimo! (Baloo grabs onto the clothesline. The clothesline snaps and Baloo swings right into an open window. The Chuckleheads jump in as glass shatters. They grab clotheslines; their ropes snap and they swing towards the open window. Baloo is at the window now.) Sorry, we're closed. (Baloo closes the wooden shutters which proves to be useless since they both crashed into the brick wall. They slide down and land in a dumpster in which the lid slams shut on them. Cut to another window as Baloo opens it. Baloo climbs out and slides down an iron pipe and lands right on Malarkey's back as Officer #1 looks on in shock. Yes; Malarkey's got his police uniform depainted too.)
Malarkey: Sweet mother, McGee! (Baloo gets up.)
Baloo: Boy, am I glad to see you guys.
Police Officer #1: We're glad to see you, too. (The officer goes over to Baloo and handcuffs him.)
Baloo: But I keep telling you, I'm not a criminal!
Malarkey: (Slowly gets up.) Then why'd you sit on me again?
Baloo: To break my fall? (Baloo kneels down.) Look, I've got to clear my name. Now just come with me, I'll show you Half-Nelson's secret hideout!
Malarkey: Okay, but this is your last chance, Baloo. (Cut to a far shot and pan over to the Chuckleheads in the alleyway.)
Chucklehead #1: Uh-oh, Mrs. Half-Nelson's not gonna like this.
Scene II
(Back inside the hideout as we see piles and piles of TNT sticks.)
Babyface: Oh, now we gotta destroy the evidence before the cops get here.
Ma: (Apparently; Disney Caption thinks Ma is her first name.) This place needed a good spring cleaning, anyhow. (Babyface takes out a box of matches, and strikes a match and lights three fuses. Ma shuts off the lights as the fuses sizzle. The door opens and in comes Malarkey, Officer #1 and Baloo.)
Malarkey: I-I-I-It sounds like bacon on a griddle.
Police Officer #1: I can't see a thing. (They walk into the darkness.)
Baloo: Wait a minute. Here's some matches. (Baloo strikes the match and the light shows all. Baloo and the police look and then gasp as we cut to outside as the entire building explodes. The building is completely destroyed and Malarkey and Officer #1 fall down almost dead. They are all covered in soot with red whites in their eyes.) About clearing my name...never mind.
Scene III
(Cut to inside the office of Higher For Hire as Rebecca and Kit are listening to the radio.)
Radio Announcer: Do not attempt to apprehend Baloo the desperado, as he is armed and dangerous. Police have orders to shoot to kill. (Baloo appears at the window.)
Kit: Aah!
Rebecca: Aaah! (Baloo ducks down and then pops up again.)
Baloo: Shhh, it's me.
Rebecca: Oh, Baloo; how did you get yourself into such trouble over some parking tickets? (Baloo squeezes through the window and does a flip bump onto the ground.)
Baloo: Becky! This has nothing to do with parking tickets.
Kit: Then why'd they impound the SeaDuck?
Baloo: For evidence. The cops think I helped Babyface Half-Nelson escape!
Rebecca: Did you?
Baloo: Of course not!
Rebecca: Well, why don't you just tell the police the truth? (Kit goes to the toolbox and brings out a large metal hammer.)
Baloo: Because the last time I tried, they kind of blew up. (Kit uses the hammer on the chain and breaks the chain to the cuffs.) Babyface is the only one who can clear my name. And I guess it's up to me to... (Gulps.)... find him. (Baloo looks in the window and turns off the lights and puts down the blinders.)
Kit: But where? (Baloo grabs a book of matches and strikes a match, lighting it. He notices that the book contains an ad for Tiny's Grill.)
Baloo: "Tiny's Grill". Team, I've got a plan. (Baloo shakes the match and puts the light out.)
Scene IV
(Shot of outside Tiny's Grill. We head inside and the doors slam open to reveal Baloo, Kit and Rebecca in gangster gear. Kit and Baloo are wearing the same outfit; only Baloo's has a black suit, white tie and red shirt; while Kit's suit is white, black shirt and red tie; and Kit has a coin with him. Rebecca is wearing a rhinestone aquamarine dress with a white shoulder sash around her neck, made of white fur. She's also redone her hair and it looks more absurd than her normal hairstyle. Baloo is wearing a fake grey mustache. The six waiters are dressed in formal gear and there is at least one black mouse furry in glasses in the background. They look stunned as the gangsters walk in to the island bar as there are wine bottles on the shelf in the background plain as day.)
Baloo: Say, bub; I'm looking of Half-Nelson. (Up comes a white polar bear who looks similar to Coolhands Luke only with a black toupee and waiter's gear. He's also much taller than Coolhands Luke. The gangster are surprised.)
Tiny: The name's Tiny. And I ain't heard of him. (Baloo looks at Rebecca and Kit and then goes over and grabs onto Tiny.)
Baloo: I said, "I'm looking for Half-Nelson"! (He pulls the bowtie right off Tiny's outfit. Tiny is angry and rips up a stool from the floor and slams it into Baloo's head. Tiny drags Baloo right out of the club. The doors close as Kit and Rebecca look in shock as we hear punches and crashing sounds. The sounds stop and the doors slowly open to reveal Baloo with a cigar in his mouth.) I said, "I'm looking for Half-Nelson"!
Waiters At Tables: He's out back! (Baloo walks to Kit.)
Rebecca: How'd you stop him?
Baloo: I didn't. A truck hit him. (Cut to outside the back to a manhole cover. Baloo, Kit and Rebecca walk out.)
Rebecca: Oh, you sure there isn't an easier way to clear your name? (Baloo looks around and finds nothing.)
Baloo: A dead end! We've been duped! (Baloo walks on the manhole cover and it flips Baloo and he freefalls into the sewers.) YAH!
Kit/Rebecca: Baloo!
End Of Act II At 13:52
Act III
Scene I
( We head inside the secret hideout in the sewer. It looks like a huge trolley with sewer water from a pipe. There are torches presents around. Zoom into the trolley as Baloo is kneeling on a gambling table as Ma, Babyface and the Chuckleheads are playing 21. The two Chuckleheads are pointing their pistols at Baloo.)
Babyface: Ma and I don't like uninvited guests.
Ma: And me with my hair all a mess. (We cut to the manhole cover from below seeing Kit and Rebecca looking on.)
Kit: I'm going down. (Kit and Rebecca jump into the manhole cover and they plummet down into the trolley and break through the purple cloth roof (Which somehow Baloo didn't. Unless they found him away from the hideout and simply put him on the gambling table to shoot him.) and slam on the table and that breaks the table.Everything goes flying as Babyface has a lamp on his head somehow.)
Babyface: Just who do you think you are busting in here? (Everyone gets up.)
Baloo: (Clears throat.) This here mug is Mickey The Mangler, and the dollface is Roxy. And they call me, Pretty Boy Lloyd.
Babyface: You don't look so pretty to me.
Baloo: Yeah, well; Reasonably Attractive Lloyd didn't have the same ring to it. So, I hear you crack safes.
Babyface: With my head. (Knocks on his head.) What's it to ya?
Baloo: We got a big bank job coming up. You want in?
Babyface: If the job's big enough.
Baloo: It's bigger than you think. (Baloo gives Babyface a note.) Now, here's the address of the bank. Be there at 10 o'clock. Sharp! (Baloo, Kit and Rebecca leave.)
Scene II
(Head outside the police station as we see the SeaDuck at the impound area nearby. We pan over to see Baloo and Kit on ladder bringing down a sign that says "Cape Suzette National Bank" over the police sign, only it's spelled Cape Suzette Nationel Bank.)
Kit: "Cape Suzette Nationel Bank." Shouldn't there be two A's in "national", Baloo.
Baloo: I was in a hurry. Nail it good and tight. (Baloo and Kit nail nails into the sign. We cut to the sewers as the grey car is riding around in said sewer. It stops in front of a steel ladder. Babyface gets out and climbs the ladder. Cut back to the front of the police station.) Babyface is gonna walk into that police station and get himself arrested. And we'll collect the reward money. (The manhole cover opens from the street and here is Babyface.)
Babyface: Did someone say money? (Baloo clears his throat.)
Baloo: Babyface, here's the plan. You go in there and crack the safe. (Baloo has taken out his cigar and it's in his right hand.)
Babyface: What are you gonna do?
Baloo: Wait out there and watch, 'cause I'm the boss, see? (Sadly; he puts the cigar in his mouth and somehow it stuck to his mustache. He takes it out and it rips off the mustache. Babyface is shocked as Rebecca and Kit gasp in horror.) I give the orders. You're just the help, see?
Kit: Psst...Baloo!
Rebecca: Psst! (Rebecca and Kit point that Baloo's cover is blown.)
Baloo: (Stammers.) I-I-I'm so tough, my mustache is scared of me. (Babyface grabs the hat anyway.)
Babyface: You're no mobster. You're that pilot clown. (Baloo backs up as Babyface cocks his gun. Babyface shoots the gun at Baloo's feet much to the shock of Kit and Rebecca. Baloo somehow manages to grab the manhole cover and use it as a shield. Out comes Malarkey and Officer #1 from the police station with their pistols pointed.)
Malarkey: Hey, hey; What's the racket? (Babyface jumps into the manhole cover.)
Baloo: There he is, get him! (Baloo panics.)
Malarkey: It's Baloo, the desparado! (They shoot at Baloo; Baloo uses the manhole cover to deflect the bullets and they nail the fake sign and it falls crashing on the police officers; knocking them out cold. Baloo goes to them.)
Rebecca: That was close.
Baloo: We need those guys! We've gotta lead them to Half-Nelson's hideout!
Rebecca: Oh! (Baloo throws the manhole cover on the hole in the street.)
Baloo: I'll try and wake them up. Now, you go get the SeaDuck. (Rebecca and Kit run off stage right while Baloo runs towards the police.) Oh, wake up. Oh, please, please, you gotta wake up! (Cut to Kit pulling up the mesh fence to allow Rebecca to crawl under; as well as Kit. Cut back to Baloo and then cut back to Rebecca and Kit running towards the SeaDuck. Both enter the SeaDuck via the pilot's side. Rebecca turns on the light and flips switches, starting the engines. So the SeaDuck hovers on the ground and then Kit gives the thumbs up to Rebecca and Rebecca gives it all on the stick and the SeaDuck takes off. Sadly; it hits a lot of cars, garbage and crashes through the mesh fence in the process, causing the tailsection of the SeaDuck to grab a hold of the mesh fence. Baloo notices this and runs after the SeaDuck. The SeaDuck swoops down to the ground and Baloo is running so fast that he manages to grab onto the mesh fence and hangs on as the SeaDuck flies into the air. Baloo climbs up a bit as we fly over the police station.) Free donuts! (Malarkey and police officer #1 wake up instantly; and get off of each other.)
Malarkey: It's him! This time we stop him for good. (Malarkey and officer #1 enter the station and smash up the sign in the process. Cut to Baloo swinging the mesh fence as the back of the SeaDuck opens and Baloo swings himself inside. Sky shot of the police station as a white plane with police sirens flies into the sky with Malarkey and Officer#1 in the cockpit. Cut to the cockpit as Baloo opens the door and runs in.)
Baloo: We gotta get Half-Nelson before he gets his Ma and skips town. (Rebecca gets out of the pilot's chair and Baloo takes over as the white police plane follows the SeaDuck. They spin around for a bit.)
Rebecca: We'll never catch him. He's in the sewer. (The SeaDuck finds a giant sewer pipe spewing out water.)
Baloo: Oh yeah? Watch this! (Baloo flies the SeaDuck around and flies into the giant sewer pipe. Cut to a sky shot of the police plane.)
Police Officer #1: He just flew in the sewer.
Malarkey: It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. (Malarkey flies the police plane right into the giant sewer pipe. Cut back to the SeaDuck in the sewer with the headlights now. Cut back inside the cockpit as Kit and Rebecca are sitting together in the navigator's chair. We chase for a while as we cut to the grey car driving in the sewer; being driven by Babyface. He notices the SeaDuck is right behind him. The police plane is now firing bullets at the SeaDuck. The grey/lavander car drives around the walls as the SeaDuck pushes forwards. More gunfire from the police plane and Babyface shoots his machine gun out the window for fun. Malarkey gets on the transmitter.) Calling all cars! Calling all cars! (We cut to an almond faced police officer with a brown beard inside his squad car.) Suspect headed towards Fifth and Sewer under Main. (We pan over to an orange gator and a purple lizard with a lasso.) Attempt to interspect. (Orange gator officer is pushing down on some stoplights. Purple lizard tosses the lasso onto the stoplights and then two police furries (one bear, one dog) pull the stoplight out. A gorilla furry helps the orange gator get the stoplight into the manhole. Cut back to the SeaDuck as the police lower the stoplight into the manhole and land on each other.)
Rebecca: What's that up ahead?
Baloo: It's not a welcoming committee. (The stoplight somehow changes from green to yellow and then to red and making dinging sounds to boot. Back to the cockpit.)
Rebecca: Red means stop!
Baloo: For cars, Becky. We're in a plane! (The grey car still drives past the light anyway as well as the SeaDuck. The police plane makes chase as the SeaDuck is dodging various street signs like Stop, Yield, Duck Crossing (using Xing by the way.), Slippery When Wet (with a logo of a dolphin), Sailors Welcome! (with a shadowary female cat figure) The rest aren't clear as Malarkey simply breaks through all the signs while Malarkey bellows. The grey car continues to fire at the SeaDuck. The chase continues as we cut to topside as one of the officers is using a yellow house like scooper to drive a tree into the manhole. Cut back as the grey car drives over the pipe and onto one of the copper pipes avoiding the tree with ease.)
Rebecca: Look out for that birch! (Everyone in the SeaDuck looks stunned as the SeaDuck flies underneath the tree and then flies up and away. The police plane drives into the birch and out with leaves covering the front window of the cockpit. Blue bird flies around the officer's heads and apparently; the window is half open since the officers are screaming as well. Cut back to the cockpit.) That was close. Maybe we should turn ourselves in.
Baloo: Oh, lighten up, Becky. There's nothing left. They've thrown everything but the kitchen sink.
Kit: Look out! (A kitchen sink gets thrown and it misses the SeaDuck by about twenty feet.)
Rebecca: I really wish you hadn't said that! (Rebecca's arms are folded.)
Baloo: Could've been a bathtub. (A bathtub slams on the roof of the SeaDuck with yellow curtains on it. Baloo does a barrel roll and the bathtub is off the roof of the SeaDuck.)
Rebecca: Will you be quiet?! (The chase continues as Babyface's car goes into another sewer pipe with a waterfall on top. The police plane flies up; while the SeaDuck flies behind the car and gets it's wings clipped in the process. The plane is causing sparks on each side of the sewer wall as we cut to Babyface driving.)
Babyface: I'm almost home, Ma! (He turns and notices the SeaDuck still chasing him.) Huh?! Ah ha ha! (Babyface puts on the brakes and steps on the gas.) So long, suckers! (Babyface turns into another sewer pipe to his right, while the SeaDuck flies right past it. Cut to the cockpit as Baloo, Kit and Rebecca shout as the SeaDuck is heading straight for the wall. Baloo flies the SeaDuck to the left and goes left. Cut to the grey car with Babyface waving at someone. Then the spotlights get bright and in comes the police plane with it's wailing sirens heading straight for the grey car. Babyface turns around and both sides panic. They crash into each other causing the grey car to go backwards and crashing right into a brick wall and then crashes into another brick wall and right in front of the hideout as the police are on the ground along with Babyface. Ma is right next to Babyface as he gets up and she's beside herself.)
Ma: Ooh, I just swept this place! (Another crash beckons off-screen and it's the SeaDuck. Baloo gets out of the plane and runs towards the officers. Baloo grabs the handcuffs from Malarkey's uniform.)
Baloo: Whoo-ha! We got'em, fellas! (Baloo runs over to Babyface and Ma; and Baloo cuffs both of them together and raises them up.)
Scene III
(We head to the police station as Baloo and Kit walk out of the police station with Officer #1 with a wad of cash.)
Police Officer #1: Here's your reward for the capture of Babyface Half-Nelson and his gang. (He puts the money in Baloo's hands.)
Baloo: Thanks, officer. I told you I wasn't a criminal. (Malarkey takes the money from Baloo.) Hey! My reward money.
Malarkey: Right, which should just about cover your parking tickets.
Baloo: Okay, you got me. I'll never break another small potato law for as long as I live. (Baloo does the scout's honor pose and then walks down the steps with Kit.)
Kit: Because you learned that little crimes are real crimes, too?
Baloo: No, because it's too expensive.
End Of Episode At 21:26
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