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Louie's Last Stand Transcript
Written: 10/24/2015
Updated:
11/17/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Cut to inside Shere Khan's boardroom as there is chatter among the execs. Khan's chair rises up as the chair turns to the left.)
Shere Khan: Walter's turn. Speak.
Walters: Yes, Mr. Khan. (We see that Walters is a grey panther in a suit sitting at a wooden table with at least three other furries, including a woman tiger with black hair wearing a pink suit and a tabby cat furry in a suit as well to her right. Walters stands up.) I'm investing my twenty thousand dollar budget in petroleum. What with planes and automobiles; a definite growth industry.
Khan: Excellent. (Looks at the black haired tiger.) What are you doing with your money, Harmond? (Harmond stands up as Walters sits down.)
Harmond: Electronics, sir. Telephones, radios, phonographs. The wave of the future. (The tabby cat yawns.)
Khan: To be sure. And Benson? (Benson starts writing notes and then stands up to clear his throat.)
Douglas Benson: I plan to invest in glow in the dark sunglasses. (Benson brings out red rimmed dark sunglasses and puts them on.) They're easy to find in a power failure.
Khan: Fascinating, Benson. And then once you've found them, you wear them in the dark? (Khan pushes a button and his chair comes down. All the execs laugh at his expense.)
Douglas: Stop laughing. (One of his execs, a grey panther goes over to Mr. Khan with a clipboard and Mr. Khan signs on the clipboard.)
Khan: Think harder, Benson. Good day, gentlemen. Ladies. (Khan walks off to his elevator and gets inside. The doors close.)
Douglas: Oh, I made a total fool of myself. (Walters goes over to Douglas.)
Walters: Aw, it happens; Dougie. (Benson gets into his face.)
Douglas: Douglas!
Walters: Aw, you need a break, cowboy. Let me take you somewhere really fun.
Scene II
(Cut to outside Louie's after dark with Louie's sign blinking lights. We see a grey plane fly in and then cut to the stage of Louie's as Louie L'Amour and the Bander-Log are on stage playing upbeat music. Enter Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII in the foreground snapping his fingers. One of the monkey waiter swing with a bottle, and some drinks that appears to be white wine in it. This insantly changes into one drink and some food down onto the table while the pilot otter, an almong cat with a purple bathing suit and a chicken furry wearing blue with blond hair. There is laughter abound as the cat flips a coin to the monkey waiter. There is a brown otter furry, the walrus sailor, a female dog and a female blond haired pig shooting the breeze as we pan over to Douglas and Walters sitting on stools in front of the island. Walters is having a tall cream drink while Douglas is sulking.)
Walters: So; is this place great or what? (Then Kitten Kaboodle walks from right to left.)
Douglas: I've got to find a way to impress Mr. Khan. (Cut to the stage as Louie has a musical stick with him and he's singing his scat song along with Baloo in front of the stage. Not going to translate it again. Louie jumps over Baloo as more furries show up. The song ends as Baloo and Louie bump their butts together. Everyone cheers in unison and claps. Pan over to Douglas sulking with a melon bowl of something with a spoon in it. Walter is clapping.) Maybe a hot new investment or a new product. (Baloo and Louie somehow get on stage to slap skin. Baloo turns around and sees Kit at the curtain giving the thumbs up to Baloo.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: All right! Hit it, Montgomey! (Pan over to a monkey in Dale's shirt from Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and an almond cap on the piano. He plays the piano and it's an upbeat song as the crowd applauds. Louie scratches his head. A banner comes down saying "We Love Ya Louie!". Balloons and confetti fall from the sky. Kit comes in wheeling a large round three layer birthday cake with candles and frosting. Kit and Baloo hug each other.)
Louie L'Amour: Hey, what's with the flamin' pastry?
Baloo: To celebrate the fifth anniversary of this run-down shack you call a nightclub. (Everyone cheers as there is a white polar bear in a bomber jacket (with an orange as a symbol on the right sleeve) and pilot's cap who looks like Baloo. Crowd shot as we see Broadcast Sally, Fred, another Baloo lookalike with a mustache and glasses who may or may not be Baloo's father toasting with a pink shake in a cone. There is a kowala with a blue hat over his eyes. Plus the dog from From Here To Machinery is here as well, along with a suited up warthog.)
Louie: Has it been five years already? (Baloo goes over to one of the monkey assistant from A Touch Of Glass and pours orange juice into Baloo's pineapple mug.)
Baloo: Five years ago, right here; I downed by first orange juice.
Louie: Ha! I bet you didn't pay me for that one, either! (Louie pokes Baloo, and they both laugh it up. The crowd laughs it up as well, including a grey owl furry in judge's gear, a brown dog and a female monkey with orange hair and a blue dress with yellow trim. Louie blows the candles and only four of them went out. Louie blows some more and then takes the lit candle and sticks in into the birthday cake and puts out the flame. Then they all laugh some more. Cut to Douglas opening a tiny yellow umbrella and it flips backwards.)
Douglas: How about a hot business to take over? (Cut to a shot of the crowd standing as a monkey waiter is literally hanging from the rafters. One of the monkey waiters is wearing a lot of pink as even Harmond is in the crowd.)
Louie: (Walks behind the waiter along with Baloo and Kit.) I remember when I left Cape Suzette and moved out to this deserted hunk of rock. Everybody said I'd fail. (Even the cat-like furry from A Here To Machinery is sitting on a stool. Louie slaps skin with the cat like furry.) But you flyboys stuck with me like a bad habit. And I just want you to know, (Louie jumps into the island and tips his hat.) I really do appreciate...your money! (Louie laughs out loud. He opens the cash register with his feet and dollar bills fly out onto the island table right in front of Douglas. Douglas sees it and grabs the cash.)
Douglas: Hold on. This is it, Walters! I'll invest right here.
Walters: What?
Douglas: You! Ape! (Louie turns around.)
Louie: The name's Louie, three piece! (Louie takes his money back from Douglas.)
Douglas: Right. (Louie counts the money.) Listen, I want to buy your little place here. (Douglas brings out his checkbook and pen. Cut to Louie as he uses his feet to work the combination lock on a safe in the floor.) I can offer you; say, five thousand dollars. (A bear trap springs up as Louie grabs it from the outer edge and then throws the money into the safe. Louie chuckles.)
Louie: Hey, catch this folks; this little wheeze wants my place for five G's! (Buffy, the pilot otter and Fred watch on as Douglas opens up the checkbook.)
Douglas: Well? What do you say? (Louie grabs an apple and a pineapple and uses his feet with a glass. He puts the fruit into a juice squeezer and juice pours into said glass.)
Louie: I say K-N-O-W. No. (Everyone laughs at Douglas including Kit despite not hearing his voice at all.)
Douglas: How about, uh, nine? Ten?
Louie: A big fat hen. (More laughing from the crowd. Douglas looks mad.)
Douglas: Okay, twenty thousand! That's my final offer!
Louie: Well, here's my final answer. (Louie pushes the cash register with his feet and it shows "No Sale" in the display.)
Douglas: No sale?
Louie: A pleasure not doing business with ya, cousin. (He laughs as he pushes the cash register with his feet again, and tips his hat. Everyone laughs and Douglas is angry now.)
Douglas: Stop laughing! (He slams his fists on the island table and the spoon flips the coconut bowl and the contents fly right on Douglas' head. Douglas is punch drink as he walks outside with Walters following him.) That ape tried to make me look foolish. (Douglas storms off.)
Walters: Um, I think you beat him to the punch.
Scene III
(Outside a large orange building. and then zoom in and head outside as Douglas is talking to a female bear in a white shirt and pink skirt with brown hair and a pink ribbon on a ladder taking out a folder from a large filing cabinet.)
Woman Clerk: Well, actually; he has a squater's deed.
Douglas: What's that mean?
Woman Clerk: Well, it renews itself each year so long as this Louie remains on the island property. (She gives the blue folder to Douglas. Douglas examines the contents.)
Douglas: It expires tomorrow night. What if he leaves?
Woman Clerk: Well; then anyone who puts up a building on the land could inherit the deed.
Douglas: (Pumps his fist.) Yes! Ooh! (Douglas bumps the cabinet and causes a large shelf of folders to fall right on his head. The woman clerk giggles.) Don't laugh!
Scene IV
(Inside Mr. Khan's office as Mr. Khan is in his blue robe and pj's as he is taking a book from a shelf above his office. He walks into a room and keeps the door open. The elevator bell dings as we pan down to the elevator doors and in comes Douglas Benson. He walks into Khan's office.)
Douglas: Mr. Khan? Mr. Khan? (No response.) Good. (Douglas tiptoes over to Mr. Khan's desk and sits in it.) I'll show that ape. (He opens the left drawer of Khan's desk.) Ah, Khan's stationary. (Douglas grabs the piece of paper with Khan Industries logo stamped on the top and starts writing.) "Do whatever Mr. Benson asks." (Benson opens the right drawer to reveal one of Khan's previous papers which is signed by Mr. Khan and it's the same one from the beginning of the episode.) Signed "Shere Khan".(Benson puts the signed sheet underneath the new one and traces Khan's signature onto the top sheet. Cut to the balconey as the door opens and out comes Mr. Khan as Douglas gasps and plops underneath the desk. Khan walks over, takes a book, opens it and reads it as he goes back inside the room and closes the door. Douglas crawls out from the desk, runs out and slides right into the elevator and bumps off-screen off the elevator wall.)
Scene V
(Return to Louie's inside the island bar as there are presents, balloons and even a sword present in the pile.)
Louie: I never knew I had so many friends, Baloo. Look at these gifts. (Louie is unwrapping presents as Baloo and Kit are sitting at the island watching on. He unboxes a Tiki Mask and puts it at his face.) Oooga-booga.
Kit Cloudkicker: Uh, excuse us, Louie. We forgot something in the SeaDuck. (Kit jumps down and leaves.)
Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah. Be right back. Don't let the party die. (Baloo laughs as the background art of the furries is terrible here. We also see Douglas at a table looking at papers. Baloo leaves as Louie notices Douglas at the table.)
Louie: Oh, say; junior. No hard feelings about last night, huh?
Douglas: No. I don't want to buy your island anymore.
Louie: Well, then; that's just fine.
Douglas: I'm going to take it.
Louie: Man, you don't give up.
Douglas: If you're off this island tonight by midnight, you lose your lease. (Douglas rips up the papers.)
Louie: Well, that may be, cuz; but I'm not going anywhere. (Louie walks off.)
Douglas: Oh? You will when my friends get here. (Cut to Louie putting the Tiki Mask in a corner where Ace, the Mango truck driver and the pilot otter are at a table as Ace and the otter are playing cards.)
Louie: (Laughs.) You hear that? This little sprout's gonna throw me out. (One of the monkey waiters arrives with a tray of glasses of water. Everyone laughs at Douglas again.)
Douglas: Stop laughing! I'll do it.
Louie: Right. You and whose army?
Douglas: Shere Khan. (Douglas shows off Khan's stationary. Some of the patrons notice the stationary and run right out of the bar causing Douglas to whirlwind.) His Elite Pilot Force will be here at high noon.
Teddy/Warthog: Well, will you look at the time? (Teddy and the warthog run off as one of the monkey waiters in a purple shirt walks off sneezing.)
Monkey Waiter #1: I think I'm getting a cold.
Monkey Waiter #2: (Gives a tray to Louie and then runs off.) I've got a vacation coming, Louie.
Douglas: See? No one is stupid enough to risk the wrath of Khan. (In comes Baloo and Kit with a golden juice squeezer with a blue ribbon attached to it.)
Baloo: Hey-hey! Happy anniversary, Louie! Say, what'd you do to the party? (Louie comes over to Baloo.)
Louie: Can you imagine? Everyone just took off on account of because Khan is sending some goons to take over my place. (Baloo and Kit look shocked and appalled.)
Baloo: We'll stick with ya.
Louie: Okay. (Louie and Kit slap skin together.) We got two hours. Let's think up a plan.
Baloo: (They huddle.) Okay, what do we do?
Douglas: Give up? (Pan over to Douglas using the golden juice squeezer which somehow teleported to the island and juice sprays into Douglas' face.)
Louie: Maybe we can make some defenses or something. (Douglas walks into the rowboat table getting some juice in a glass and sits down with his paper.)
Douglas: If you are smart, you'll make tracks. (Douglas sits down and he laughs.) Look who's laughing now. (Douglas laughs again.)
Louie: No, junior. Look who's leaving now. (Louie goes to the wall to find a conveniently placed stick. He pushes it up and the boat lands on the ground as the stand flies away, then a spring carrying plywood whacks the boat as it sails away through a trapdoor into the wall and lands right on the water.)
Douglas: Whoa! (The boat skips to some rocks as an orange bird grabs it's eggs from a nest and runs away. Douglas lands on the nest with the boat.) Ooh! (Cut back to Louie, Baloo and Kit.)
Kit: I wonder why Khan suddenly wants you out of business.
Baloo: Hey, the guy's just ruthless.
Louie: Yeah, but ugly Dougly is right about my deed, though. If those goons throw me off the island before midnight, I lose it all. (Louie walks stage left as he jumps on a table.) I gotta stop'em, man. (Baloo goes to the island and brings out a tool box with a saw.)
Baloo: Then let's get cracking, Jack.
Scene VI
(Cut to high in the skies as ten planes from Khan Industries with black panther pilots in them fly in the sky. They fly around the area.)
Kit: Thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty. (Cut to Baloo, Louie and Kit looking out the window.)
Baloo: Oooh. Khan wants you out bad.
Louie: Well, we're ready for him. (Cut to the docks as we see four black panthers in blue pilot gear on the dock as Douglas returns with the rowboat.)
Douglas: Listen up! This letter puts me in charge. (Douglas shows the letter to the pilots as they help him up onto the dock.) Now I have two goals. One, erect a headquarters over there. (Points to the shore.) And two, evict the three people inside that building. (Douglas is now wet after showing no signs of wetness earlier. The water only serves for Douglas to walk, slip and be caught by the Khan Pilots. Douglas puts the stationary inside his suit.) Follow me. (Douglas goes through the dock and splashes into the water. The panther laugh at him. Cut to Louie and Kit as Louie shows off the saw to imply that the dock is booby trapped. Louie kisses the saw as the panthers help Douglas up.) Stop laughing! (Douglas touches another section and he goes through again and they laugh at him again. Douglas climbs up himself and looks at one of them.) You! You go first. (Khan Pilot #1 (the biggest one) walks towards the opposite plank and Douglas goes flying into the air.) OW! (Douglas falls into the water and the panthers laugh at him again.) That does it! Forward! (Douglas pops from the water even angrier than before. So all the panthers run towards the front entrance of Louie's and then get pelleted with pineapples and coconuts flying out of the window. This causes one of the panthers to splash into the water.) Backward! (Douglas takes a pineapple into the face and goes flying into the water. He pops up holding onto a pole as Khan Pilot #1 goes to him.)
Khan Pilot #1 (Big One): I thought you said there were only three of them.
Douglas: I don't get it. (Cut to outside of the bar as we see eight dummies looking like police officers throwing more fruit at Douglas and company. We cut to behind the dummies as Baloo is pulling ropes while sitting down causing the dummies to shoot the fruit like it was a cannon. Baloo is on the top floor sipping a hanging pineapple cup of juice with a straw. Louie and Kit are slingshotting bowls of coconuts for fun and some of them almost hit Douglas and company.) Well?! Get them! (So the panther run in waves as some of them get hit in the face with pineapples. One of then trips on a pineapple and falls on his back; but three panthers manage to make it to the doors, and they shoulder tackle the door, falling down onto their faces inside Louie's. They observe as the place is empty.)
Khan Pilot #1: All clear...sir! (Douglas appears from the door and heads inside.)
Douglas: It's over, Louie. We have you.
Louie: No, cuz. (The door somehow repaired itself and closes and everything goes dark.) We have you. (Somehow; a half dozen black panthers are inside Louie's despite only three of them showing up when they broke the door down. The lights somehow turn on. Two black panthers walk forward and the trapdoor is sprung and they freefall into the basement.)
Khan Pilot #2/#3: WHOA! (Cut to Kit cutting rope with a knife and jumping down as a log comes down and whacks a Khan Pilot in the face with it and crashes into the wall. Then a plank comes down and sprays three containers of mustard onto a Khan Pilot.)
Khan Pilot #4: Hey! (He sputters around until a lasso shows up and wraps around his ankles, hoisting him up into the air.) WHOA! Hey! WHOA! WHOA! (He is attached to a ceiling fan and rotates. Cut to outside as Douglas is outside and apparently; the door is broken down from the outside again. Douglas orders more Khan pilots to go inside as more Khan pilots break down the boarded up windows. Louie opens the net to drop coconuts on the tables as two Khan pilots walk back. A Khan pilot walks too far to the wall as Baloo is behind a pillar with some cymbals and the Khan pilot gets gonged in the process. The Khan pilots break through the windows.)
Baloo: Kit, the balconey, quick! (Kit runs with Louie as Baloo runs upstairs to the balconey.)
Kit: What now?
Louie: Grab some tree and follow me. (Louie climbs up the walls. Cut to Douglas on the main floor with the pilots.)
Douglas: Climb! Climb! We've got them. (Baloo, Kit and Louie climb up the tree as Louie pushes the trapdoor ceiling open.)
Kit: They're still coming! (Kit, Louie and Baloo climb onto the roof. Louie points to the penthouses littered on the tree.)
Louie: To the penthouse! (Cut to Baloo pushing the Khan pilot's back from the trapdoor.)
Baloo: (Grunts.) Walk on your own feet, fella. (Cut to Douglas on the dock as the pilots are climbing the rooftops now.)
Douglas: Give up! I've got more pilots than you have furniture! (Cut to Baloo, Kit and Louie in a penthouse as Louie has a love seat. The Khan pilots climb up the tree leading to the penthouse. Louie continues throw out more stuff as Baloo is panting.)
Baloo: He's right, pal. We're up a tree without a paddle. It's over.
End of Act I At 11:01
Act II
Scene I
(Shot of the three black panthers up on the lookout of the penthouse.)
Khan Pilot #1: Well, it's over. Surrender! (Louie pushes a desk at the Khan pilots and two of them get knocked back down the tree. Khan Pilot #1 grabs Louie by his shirt.)
Louie: I have not yet begun to bite. (Louie grabs Khan Pilot #1's wrist and bites his hand.)
Khan Pilot#1: YOW! (Opposite of that as another Khan Pilot climbs up to get Kit; but Baloo grabs him and threatens to punch him in the face. Louie runs in and grabs a vine.)
Louie: You a swinger, Baloo?
Baloo: The swingingest! (Baloo lets go of the pilot and he free falls.)
Louie: Then take it, fuzzy. (The panthers get back onto the look off as we cut to Baloo on the vine with Kit and Louie on his back.)
Baloo: Adios, bye-bye. (Baloo swings on vines as the black panther topple onto the railing. Cut to Douglas on the sand as two Khan pilots are building the worst outhouse ever made.)
Douglas: Ah; my future's so bright. I've got to wear shades! {He puts on dark sunglasses and chuckles as it's the same glow in the dark sunglasses at the beginning of the episode. In the reflection he sees Baloo, Kit and Louie whiz by, clobbering him and destorying the worst outhouse in history, bowling the panthers over.} Ooh!
Baloo: Shoody workmanship. (Baloo, Kit and Louie land on the ground.)
Kit: They don't make things like they used to. (Douglas pops from the planks of wood as the three Khan pilots look at him from the ground.)
Douglas: What are you looking at? After them! After them! (The Khan pilots run right over Douglas -- as he plants face first into the sand -- and head northeast. Two Khan pilots enter with shovels and scoop up Douglas off the sand.) Rebuild it and sturdier this time. (Douglas runs off.)
Khan Pilot #5: What a poindexter. (Cut to Baloo, Louie and Kit running in the small jungle. Baloo turns around and sees the three Khan pilots getting through the trees along with Douglas.)
Baloo: We lost them for now. (Baloo turns around.)
Louie: Hey, skyjackers; over here! (Louie is on top of a rock as Kit is surprised.)
Kit: What'd you do that for?!
Louie: I built a super-duper trap up there years ago. If we can get to it, these bozos will never win. Come on! (Baloo and Kit run stage right.)
Scene II
(Shot of a train track with a train and a blue bird in the sky among the jungle foilge. There is a mine cart on the tracks as Baloo, Kit and Louie are on the tracks.)
Kit: What's this doing out here?
Louie: My sightseeing railroad. Never finished it.
Baloo: Oh yeah, just what the doctor ordered. (Baloo is about to grab hold of it, but Louie panics.)
Louie: Oh, no, man; leave it! (Louie grabs Baloo's arm and Baloo, Kit and Louie run off as Douglas and the Khan pilots emerge.)
Douglas: There they go, and they even left us transportation. Get them! (The Khan pilot run after them as we Baloo, Kit and Louie running on the tracks.)
Baloo: (Panting.) Why should they ride while we go on foot?
Louie: (Chuckles.) You'll see. (Baloo, Kit and Louie run around the left corner and then hide in the bushes. Here comes the Khan Pilots pushing on the minecart as they go around the left corner and then crash off-screen as the minecart is destroyed. They are shown that they went over the abyss and there is no tunnel installed as they freefell and crashes on the rocks and branches.) One of these days, I'm gonna have to put in that tunnel. (Baloo, Louie and Kit look from above.)
Baloo: Brutal.
Scene III
(Shot of what could be described as a hand driven ski lift up between two mountains and there is even a waterfall on this island.)
Louie: Oh, man; somebody in this basket could go on a diet. (Louie is swing the ski lift forward.)
Kit: And his initials are "Baloo".
Baloo: Hey! I'm just big for my age.
Louie: Yeah, right. Must be the Stone Age. (panting as Louie gets to a walkway on the other side of the mountain. Baloo gets out.)
Baloo: I am not that heavy. (When Baloo gets on the ground, the basket flings up and Kit is bounced out of the basket and he grunts as he hits the ground because he was about to step out off-screen. Louie is hanging from the basket. Kit points to the three pilots going up the ski lift in their own basket.)
Khan Pilot #1: One, two, one, two.
Baloo: Hoo boy, we'd better skedaddle.
Louie: Just a second.
Khan Pilot #1: We've got them now. One, two, one, two, one, two, one...Uh-oh. (We cut to Louie on a platform next to the pulley of the ski lift and admiring himself. The wheels are squeaking as the pilots panic since Louie has a rope attached to the ski lift. Khan Pilot #1 shakes his head, and Louie nods his head. So the pilots swing backwards.) Two, one, two, one, two one, two, one...(Louie unties the knot and the rope connected to the ski lift comes apart. The basket freefalls.)
Khan Pilots: AAAAHHHHH! (The basket splashes into the water and floats away stage left as we cut to Douglas and more Khan pilots on the cliff.)
Douglas: Don't just stand there. Re-splice the line. (Yes; there are two heavy Khan pilots with transmitters in their pockets.)
Khan Pilot #6: Look, we're getting a little tired taking your lumps. So, splice it yourself, Dougie. (The pilots laugh it up.)
Douglas: Ever since I was five years old, people have laughed at me. "Little Dougie, what a nobody." (Douglas mock laughs to force the point.) Well, I'm somebody now. 'Cause I got this. (Douglas shows the stationary once again.) So if you jokers want to keep your pathetic jobs, you'll do what I say! Got it? (Douglas walks off snapping his fingers.)
Khan Pilot #6: Yes, sir.
Scene IV
(Cut to Khan's office as Mr. Khan is at his desk as he switches his intercom on.)
Khan: Miss Greeley, send for my Elite Pilot Squad.
Miss Greeley: Sir, they're still on that special mission you requested. (Khan checks his papers.)
Khan: I...requested?
Scene V
(Sky shot of the path and the bridge over the river. Pan over right to Baloo, Kit and Louie climbing up. Baloo climbs up onto the path.)
Baloo: (Panting.) I don't know how much further I can...I can go, Louie.
Louie: (Panting.) Well, let's rest a second, cuz. (Louie fans his head as Baloo and Kit look from the cliff. The sun is about to set. They notice Douglas and a number of Khan pilots following them.)
Kit: Man, those guys don't quit.
Baloo: (Walks over to a rock and sighs.) Yeah. Maybe we should. (Kit sits down with Baloo.)
Kit: I agree.
Louie: Sorry, sport fans. No can do. Everything I love is here. Good music, good times, good friends. I'm not giving it up, man. Not even to Shere Khan! (Puts his hat back on.)
Kit: But we can't run anymore.
Louie: Don't have to. We're here.
Baloo: Where? (Louie goes over to a bush near the edge of the cliff.)
Louie: My super-duper trap. (Louie lifts the bush to reveal a rope with a pulley system.)
Baloo/Kit: Really? (Stands up.)
Louie: (points to a large rock with a half dozen or so logs wedged in between the rock and the side of the mountain.) A whole lot of loggin' to knock their noggins. All I got to do is give this little thing a jerk, and those jerks go bye-bye. (Louie grabs onto the rope.)
Baloo: Then do it, my man. (Louie and Baloo slap skin and Louie pulls on the rope as it pulls up (and includes a blue bird in a nest) as it is connected to a spike underneath the rock with the logs. However; the rope snaps and Louie goes flying.)
Louie: Oh! (He crashes into a rock with his back as the logs sway about a foot; but the thing doesn't go. Douglas points to his men to go across the bridge.)
Baloo: This is your super-duper trap?
Louie: Okay, so it's rusty. (Kit takes his airfoil from his back.)
Kit: Hey, relax. Just give me a boost. (Kit runs and Baloo boosts him high into the air. Kit throws his airfoil like a boomerang and it nails the spike causing the rock and the logs to tumble down the mountainside. Cut to Douglas and the pilots on the bridge.)
Douglas: Oh, no! (The log knock everyone off the bridge into the drink except for Douglas and a few Khan pilots who are hanging from a tree branch. Kit gets his airfoil back and folds it before putting it in his sweater.)
Baloo: Hey-hey! Nice shot, L'il Britches. (Kit wipes his hands clean and they sees Douglas and two Khan pilots get back onto the bridge.)
Kit: But not nice enough. (Douglas gets up and now his suit is torn as he is wearing a pink shirt and a purple tie. Douglas is angry.)
Douglas: That's it! No more Mr. Nice Doug. (Douglas steals the transmitter from Khan Pilot #6.) Send up the fighter planes. I want those clowns shot! (Louie motions to Baloo and Kit and they run up towards the very back of Louie's big sign.)
Baloo: (Panting.) Maybe they won't find us in the dark. (It is now after dark. Then suddenly; someone turns on the lights to the Louie sign. Baloo gives eye contact violence on Louie.)
Louie: Hey, it's on a...timer. (In comes three Khan planes heading straight for them. Baloo, Kit and Louie look scared as the Khan pilots in the planes fire at will.)
End of Act II At 17:11
Act III
Scene I
(Shot of the Louie sign as one of the Khan Pilot's fires bullets at the sign. More bullets are shot as Baloo, Kit and Louie head to the ladder behind the sign. They hide underneath the sign.)
Douglas: Give it up, Louie! You're mine! (Douglas creeps up with two of his Khan pilots.)
Louie: Never!
Baloo: Give it up, Louie. He's got us. (Louie runs to the ladder.)
Louie: Just one more hour, Baloo; and I win! (Louie climbs the ladder carrying a wooden half frame.)
Kit: Don't be crazy, Louie! (Louie hides in the O of the sign as the Khan planes continue to fly around the sign.)
Douglas: (On the transmitter.) One more time. (Louie manages to get on top of the sign as Louie has a hockey stick with him as the plane turns around and fires at Baloo and Kit. Louie swings the stick. The plane then fires on the tree palm of the sign and Louie loses his stick. The palm leaf sign falls down and Baloo and Kit dodge it thinking that Louie has free falling to his death since his hat landed on the leaf. We hear Louie grunting. We pan over to Louie hanging onto a support of the sign.)
Louie: Okay, okay, you win. Call them off. (Douglas runs in laughing.)
Douglas: You did it! You did it, Dougie boy! (Clears throat as he dances.) I mean, Douglas. (The Louie's sign buzzes and then the power is cut.)
Scene II
(Head back into Louie's as Baloo, Kit and Louie sit down sulking. The monkey clock on the post of the island shows they have less than ten minutes.)
Louie: I'm sure gonna miss this place. (We cut to the two Khan Pilots bringing down the rowboat with Douglas watching on.)
Douglas: It's five minutes to midnight. You three, into the boat, now. (Louie jumps down from the island.)
Louie: Yeah, yeah, okay. You mind if I take a few mementos?
Douglas: Fine. Just be quick about it. (Douglas has a pocket watch as Louie takes the juicer and the Tiki mask from the post.)
Louie: Well, I guess I'll take the juicer. My Tiki mask....Oh yeah, and...
Baloo: Louie, don't forget your grass mat. (We notice that Douglas and the two Khan pilots are standing on Louie's grass mat right now.)
Louie: No, I don't want that, man.
Kit: Your lucky grass mat, Louie? (Kit does a pulling motion to signal that Louie should pull the mat from underneath them.)
Louie: Oh, right. My lucky grass mat. (Baloo, Louie and Kit walk over to the grass mat.)
Baloo: I'll give you a hand. (Baloo and Louie pull the grass mat and Douglas and the two Khan pilots lose their balance and crash onto the wooden floor. Baloo, Louie and Kit run out as Kit punches a Khan pilot in the stomach for good measure and Khan pilot lands in the rowboat. Baloo goes over to him and waves bye-bye to him. Cut to outside as the Khan pilot goes through the wall trapdoor and the boat skips out to sea.)
Khan Pilot: #7: WHOA! (Baloo, Kit and Louie run out of Louie's.)
Baloo: Let's make like a tree and...ummm... get out of here. (They jump into the water and begin to swim.)
Kit: It's one minute to midnight. They'll never catch us. (Kit, Baloo and Louie get to a part of Louie's.)
Douglas: STOP!
Louie: No way, Monet! We're home free. (Baloo, Kit and Louie run to the cave.)
Douglas: Maybe you are, but your club isn't.
Louie: (They all turn around.) Huh? My club?! (Cut to Douglas with a plunger and wires that are connected to dynamite spread all around Louie's club.)
Douglas: I took the opportunity of dynamiting your beloved dump. (Kit pulls on Louie.)
Kit: Forget it, Louie. It's just a building.
Baloo: No, Kit; it's Louie's whole life. (Louie walks over and then stops to turn around.)
Douglas: (Singsong.) Thirty seconds!
Louie: All right, Doug-lips. I'll leave. Just promise not to hurt my club.
Douglas: Deal. (A rowboat return with two Khan pilots races onto the shore. One of grabs Louie by the wrist as Louie's arms are raised.)
Louie: I built that place by hand, you know? From bits and pieces I found.
Khan Pilot #6: Yeah, yeah.
Douglas: On the other hand, you have been quite a nuisance. I think I'll blow up the club anyway. (Douglas laughs like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.)
Louie: No, no! (The other Khan pilot is leading Baloo and Kit towards the rowboat as Douglas pushes the plunger. Louie panics, but then Khan arrives and slashes one of the wires with his claw as it sparks. Douglas covers his ears anyway.)
Douglas: No boom-boom? (He turns around and sees Mr. Khan looking like himself. Douglas stammers.) Mr. Khan, sir. Quelle surprise?
Khan: What happened to my pilots? (We cut to all the pilots injured with broken arms, legs, head and other injuries. There are two big boxes with the Red Cross logo.)
Douglas: (Points to Baloo, Kit and Louie.) They did it, sir. (Khan Pilot #6 pulls Baloo, Louie and Kit from the boat onto the dock.)
Khan: Just the two of them?
Douglas: The kid helped.
Khan: I'm impressed. (Turns around to Douglas.) Explain yourself, Benson.
Douglas: (A yellow fly flies in the foreground while Douglas explains in the background. A fish jumps up, eats the fly and jumps into the water again.) I acquired this money-making island for you, sir.
Khan: No, you forged my name, misused employees, broke a verbal deal, and your suit is not up to standard.
Douglas: All done with your best interests in mind, Mr. Khan.
Khan: In my best interests, Benson; you are terminated.
Douglas: (Looks like the word has ended for him. He studders.) T-T-T-Terminated?
Scene III
(Inside Louie's as Louie is making pineapple juice in a pineapple as Khan and Baloo are sitting at a table.)
Khan: I apologize for young Benson's excess zeal.
Baloo: Hey-hey, Khanny, nothing we couldn't handle. (Baloo elbows his arm. Cut to outside with Douglas in front of the second worst outhouse ever built as Douglas is resplicing the wires for the dynamite.)
Douglas: Fire me?! Humiliate me?! Laugh at me?! Ya-ha! I'll show them! (Cut to inside Louie's.) Khan?! Louie?! Get out here! (Baloo, Louie and Khan walk out as Kit returns to Louie, props himself against the wall and folds his arms like he couldn't care less.) Pay attention, you toads! Tonight, Douglas Benson gets the last laugh! (He pulls up on the plunger.)
Louie: Not again!
Baloo: DUCK! (Baloo, Louie and Khan run towards Douglas as Kit just stands there smiling.)
Douglas: Too late! (Douglas pushes down on the plunger and the outhouse blows up and this sends Douglas flying right off the island.)
Louie: What happened?
Kit: I sort of moved the dynamite.
Khan: Bravo. (Baloo and Kit slap skin. Kit and Baloo both laugh. We cut to an island away from Louie's as Douglas is wedgied on a propped up plank holding the torn plunger as a seagull comes down on a plank and laughs at him.)
Douglas: Stop laughing.
Scene IV
(We return to Louie's sign as Louie is replacing some lightbulbs. Baloo and Kit watch on.)
Louie: (Stops and climbs down.) Ha ha ha! Hit it, shortstop. (Kit pushes the switch as the electrical lightbulbs buzz and the lights light up the Louie's sign.) You see, Baloo? Light does make right. (Louie laughs as we zoom out to a full shot of Louie's.)
End of Episode At 21:23
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