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Baloo Thunder Transcript
Written: 10/03/2015
Updated:
11/21/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Cut to outside with a shot of Cape Suzette near Khan Tower. Cut to inside Shere Khan boardroom as Khan has his back turned as a hedgehog, a leopard, and several bears in suits are sitting down at the boardroom table looking at Khan. )
Shere Khan: Like a jungle, a corporation is only as healthy as the green it produces. Last quarter, our green dropped a leaf. I trust that won't happen again. Wilbury, give us an update on the top secret project that will put us back in full bloom. (The leopard fury uses his leg to push away the briefcase of Wilbury as Wilbury is trying to get his briefcase, but cannot find it. Wilbury gulps.)
Wilbury: I seem to have left it back in my office. If you'll wait, I'll be right back.
Shere Khan: I don't like waiting. (Shere Khan has an out of nowhere button console on the table. He pushes the fifth red button from the top and Wilbury's chair trapdoors itself causing Wilbury to fall through.)
Leopard: (Stands up.) Um, sir, um; I just happen to have a backup of the report with me. (Perry shows the briefcase.)
Shere Khan: Very good, Perry. Continue where Wilbury left off. (Perry opens the briefcase and takes out a graph.)
Perry: Well, as you see; Khan Industries will set record profits this quarter, due chiefly to the top secret flying project which -- once in mass production -- will definitely give us the edge over our rival, the Miniversal Corporation.
Scene II
(Cut to outside in the hallway with double doors showing a laboratory as written on the top of the door. Head inside the lab as we see a bird furry with grey hair in a suit going through his pockets as Baloo and Kit are watching on. He throws a small metal object to Baloo.)
Bird: And here's something else I invented. Very exciting.
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Wow! Great, Buzz. This is the best one of these I've ever seen. Ahde; what is it?
Professor Buzz: The world's tiniest super powered electro pocket fan.
Baloo: Hoho, doesn't look big enough to cool off a flea circus.
Buzz: (Chuckles.) Oh, yeah? Watch this! (Buzz flips the red switch and we get so much wind that Baloo is struggling against it while Kit has to hold onto Baloo for dear life as debris flies away.)
Kit Cloudkicker: Whoa, Baloo, whoa!
Baloo: Hold on, L'il Britches! Must be an off button around somewhere!
Buzz: An off button; why didn't I think of that? (Buzz goes to his notepad and writes on it. Baloo is grunting as Buzz's notepad goes flying and it nails the pocket fan out of Baloo's hand.)
Baloo: Yaggh! (The pocket fan somehow flies backward and Buzz brings out the out of nowhere catcher's mutt and catches it. Baloo and Kit crash to the ground.) Well, blow me down.
Buzz: You should see it when I set it on high. You can have it if you want. (Buzz throws the thing back to Baloo.)
Baloo: Thanks, Buzz. I don't know how I could've lived without one.
Buzz: Hey, what are friends for? (Kit goes over to a large red box on wheels with gauges and a grey top with light bulbs on it.)
Kit: Um, what's this thing do?
Buzz: It's my automatic garbage can, but it's not quite...(Buzz has an out of nowhere remote control and uses it. He pushes button as the box opens and Kit is sucked into the can.)
Kit: HELP!
Buzz: ...perfected.
Kit: GET ME OUT OF HERE! (Buzz looks panicky as he pushes more buttons. The box finally opens and Kit is popped out and lands off-screen stage left right in front of Baloo.)
Baloo: You're just full of great ideas, Buzz! (Baloo picks Kit up.)
Buzz: Thanks. When I'm not inventing for Mr. Khan; I'm just overflowing with stuff. Wait! Another brilliant idea! (Buzz runs over to the chalkboard and writes down "electric toaster" on the chalkboard.) An electric toaster!
Baloo: Ah, I think that's already been invented.
Buzz: Oh, fiddlesticks! (He erases the word on the chalkboard as we see Baloo notice the blue door in the background that reads "Top Secret".)
Baloo: What's in here?
Buzz: (Buzz runs in and blocks the door.) Oh, no! That's top secret!
Baloo: Top secret, huh? Ah, come on; you can tell old Baloo.
Buzz: No, no! Can't tell! Swore on my Bunsen Burner.
Baloo: Well, let me guess. Ba-ba, how about a flying pig? I always wanted to see one of those. (Buzz grabs Baloo's wrists and looks around for one.)
Buzz: No. All I can say is that it's my most brilliant invention yet. Even more brilliant than my electric tongue shaver and lip polisher. (Kit is amused at this.)
Scene III
(Outside in the lobby as Kit and Baloo walk out of the elevator.)
Kit: Oh boy, Baloo. That Buzz is a crazy old coot, but it was fun visiting him. (Baloo and Kit goes through the circular doors out onto the sidewalk.)
Baloo: Yeah, he is kind of eccentric, isn't he? But I've known him all my life.
Kit: (Brings out a baseball with a twist key on it.) He even gave me one of these...whatever it is. (Baloo grabs the toy from Kit.)
Baloo: Well, let's wind her up and see. (Baloo twists the turn key to wind it up. He releases it and the ball bounces off any solid ground and wall it can find.) Look out! Incoming! (airplane sound ensues as Baloo and Kit duck down. Cut to Inspector Burrow from All's Whale That Ends Whale reading a newspaper on a bench next to a bus stop. He ducks as there is a pig furry in green with grey hair and a dognose with a vest, red bowtie and hat, sleeping. This causes the bench to fall backwards. The ball flies straight at Kit and Baloo like a rocket as Baloo and Kit make a run for it. They run into an alleyway which is a dead end. The ball stops at the entrance of the alleyway and revs up. Baloo and Kit jump into a conveniently placed dumpster and the ball flies away stage left. Baloo pops up.) Woo-hoo! I must have over wound it a tad.
Kit: Eh, is it safe to come out, Poppa Bear?
Baloo: (Laughs for too long as the ball finally returns and pops right into Baloo's mouth. Voice muffled.) Yeah, it's safe.
Scene IV
(Cut to outside a hallway and a door open inside some storage area. Buzz is throwing out stuff into the hallway.)
Buzz: Oh now; where's some uranium-238 when you need it? (Buzz is shown looking for stuff.)
Perry: Yeah, I've got the million bucks. No, no, no; Khan doesn't suspect a thing. By this afternoon, Miniversal will have in their possession one top secret project. (Buzz drops what he is doing and covers his mouth.)
Buzz: Oh, my! Oh, my. Oooo; this is bad, very bad. (Buzz slides out of the storage room.) Thief. Stealing invention. Must do something. Must inform someone. (Buzz runs past Perry who is on the phone. Perry turns to look at Buzz.)
Perry: It seems a slight problem has developed. (Perry hangs up and laughs. He pushes the red button on the conveniently placed intercom.) Sercuity? This is Mr. Perry. We have a spy in our midst. (Cut to inside the lobby complete with folige. Cut to the desk as a shrew furry with grandma style hair, purple glasses, and a red dress is tending to the desk and the intercom.)
Khan: (Intercom voice.) I'll be tending my jungle for the rest of the day, Mrs. Snarley. I do not wish to be disturbed for anything less than a million dollars.
Mrs. Snarley: Yes, Mr. Khan. But remember, you have that four o'clock meeting. (Snarley pushes the button on the intercom as Buzz rushes in breathing hard and panicky.)
Buzz: Trouble, serious; help!
Mrs. Snarley: May I suggest decaf, Buzz?
Buzz: Must see Mr. Khan! (Buzz tries to run to the elevator; but Snarley uses a conveniently placed black umbrella to pull Buzz back by the collar .)
Mrs. Snarley: Sorry, sweetie. Khan gave orders not to be disturbed.
Buzz: But this can't wait. No time to lose.
Security Guard #1: There he is! You're coming with us! (Two security panther guards arrive and grab Buzz.)
Buzz: No! I didn't do anything wrong. I'm a loyal employee! (The two security guard panthers drag him to the double doors.) I'm even captain of the company chess team!
Security Guard #2: Hey! What the..?! (Buzz wiggles free and Buzz brings out some retractable bat like stick and whacks him in the chest.)
Buzz: Batter up! (Guard #1 goes down. Buzz also whacks #2 in the chest and he goes down as well.)
Security Guard #1/#2: YOW!
Security Guard #2: Stop him! (Buzz opens the doors and runs off. Cut to Snarley pressing a button on her desk which alarm bells sound. Red lights and sirens go off in the hallway as Buzz runs away. We see at their office doors Principal Pomeroy and the female libarian from Louie's Last Stand looking on.)
Security Guard #1: Halt or we'll shoot! (Buzz runs away from the lab and then runs some more as more security guards (up to at least a dozen of them) show up. Buzz finally runs into the lab. Buzz runs into the top secret room which the door is already opened. He locks the door as the guards look in the keyhole and knock on the door.) Open up, Buzz! There's no way out! (We then hear helicopter noises and a loud crash as Security guard #1 takes out his pistol and shoots the lock open. Everyone runs into the room and then stops.)
Security Guard #3: What the...?! (They look up and notice a huge hole in the ceiling. Cut to Perry on the telephone sitting on Buzz's table in the lab as the guards walk out. Cut to Khan attending to his plant near his desk.)
Perry: Mr. Khan; I'm afraid I have disturbing news. Your top secret project, it's been stolen.
Khan: Do we know by whom, Mr. Perry?
Perry: Yes, sir. It's Buzz. I've suspected the old guy for some time.
Khan: Post a reward for his capture and the return of my project. And don't disappoint me. (Khan sits down and squeeze on the planter as it shatters on cue.)
Scene V
(Cut to inside a bathroom as Baloo brings out the biggest toothbrush I have ever seen in my life.)
Baloo: Hmm, a motorized toothbrush. What'll Buzz think of next? (Baloo starts the toothbrush like a lawnmower or a chainsaw. The engine chugs as Baloo puts the brush in his mouth and gets sputtered and spun around. Kit enter the room and panics.)
Kit: Baloo. Baloo! (Kit runs in and grabs onto the handle of the toothbrush and spins himself and manages to bash the toothbrush into the ground allowing the toothbrush to stop running.)
Baloo: Thanks, Kit. I was just cleaning the old ivories. (Shows a full amount of tile teeth that sparkle.) What's left of them? (Baloo rubs his cheekbone as Kit brings out a reward poster with Buzz's mug on it and it's for ten thousand dollars.)
Kit: Buzz is in big trouble. They say he stole Khan's secret project.
Baloo: Aw, come on. I know Buzz, he's no crook.
Kit: Then you're the only one who believes it. What are we gonna do? (Turns around.)
Baloo: Well, first we'll have to find him. And I have a pretty good idea where to look... His favorite thinking spot in the No Smokey Mountains. (Baloo and Kit walk out.)
Scene VI
(Cut to in the skies over the No Smokey Mountains as the mountain looks like a volcano. We zoom in and then cut to on the ground in a forest as the SeaDuck has already landed with Baloo and Kit coming out. They look around the forest.)
Baloo: Buzz? Buzz?! If you can hear me, yell once! If you can't, yell twice!
Kit: Are you sure we have the right place? (Baloo steps on some metal object in the grass. He pops up as we discover that it's a giant metal hand with another one welding a giant tennis racket. Baloo gets whacked like a tennis ball.)
Baloo: HEY! Oooh! (Baloo crashes into a tree off-screen.) Yeah. I'd say we're on the right track. (Baloo slides down the tree onto his knees.)
Kit: (runs in) You all right, Poppa Bear? (A giant metal hand grabs Kit.) AAHH!
Baloo: Don't move, L'il Britches! I'll give you a hand. (Somehow; the giant hand is gone (I guess it went under the ground before the cage came up) and Kit is suddenly in a steel cage.)
Kit: Uh-oh. (Baloo grabs on the bars and tries to tear them apart. Then, they look up and panic as they duck down. A giant axe chops the cage in half as steel rods rain down on them.)
Baloo: Whew! Close shave. (Baloo and Kit get up.) We'll have to keep a lookout for more booby traps. (Baloo jumps Kit out of the cage.)
Kit: Ah, maybe we should go home.
Baloo: Nah, we'll be okay now that we know what to look for. (Baloo walks off stage right. Kit follows; but gets "trapped" in the biggest bear trap I have ever seen. Kit is inside the trap and is all right, but scared.)
Kit: BALOO! (Kit runs out of the trap as he touches Baloo; Baloo steps on the wooden sticks/grass trap and they both fall through. Both Baloo and Kit scream.)
End of Act I At 7:44
Act II
Scene I
(Cut to a metal tube slide with Baloo and Kit sliding down screaming. Kit bounces over Baloo and then they fall into a secret underground lab and basically squash Professor Buzz when they land on the Buzz. Buzz is mumbling underneath.)
Buzz: Oh, Baloo? Kit? Nice of you to drop in. I didn't realize it was you guys up there. (Kit looks around confused as he realizes that Baloo is sitting right on Buzz's back as he has a notepad with him.) Would've disarmed the traps. (Baloo gets up and frees Buzz while rubbing his rear end.)
Baloo: Gee, thanks. (Kit looks and motions to Baloo.)
Kit: Poppa Bear, look! (We look and it's a bronze colored helicopter that looks steampunked.)
Buzz: Oh, that's the top secret project I didn't tell you about.
Kit: (Shocked.) Wow! That's something.
Buzz: Yes, but what; I don't know. I'm either going to call it a helicopter or...a....Cuisinart. (Baloo and Kit inspect the helicopter.)
Baloo: Strange names. Looks more like an oversized eggbeater to me.
Buzz: Oh, no, no. It's a flying machine.
Baloo: Flying machine? Oh, go on. Where are the wings? (Baloo gets his nose stuck to the glass and then pops it off.)
Buzz: Doesn't need wings. Goes round and round and round...(Buzz goes around and around and whirlwinds himself. Buzz trips and falls on his back as Kit runs in.)
Kit: Never mind, Buzz. You're in big trouble. (Kit helps Buzz up.) Khan's people think you stole this doohickey.
Buzz: Oh, no, no. I took it for safekeeping so someone else wouldn't take it. Glow in the dark furniture! Yes! Save on light bulbs. I've done it again. (Buzz walks out with his pencil and writing down notes.)
Baloo: Ah, look, look. I got an idea. I'll go find Khan and explain everything to him. Now how does that sound? Buzz? Buzz? (Buzz keeps writing on the notepad.) Kit, take care of him till I get back.
Kit: Aye, aye; Baloo! (Kit salutes him and then pushes Buzz stage right gently. Baloo walks off stage left.)
Scene II
(Cut to a shot of Khan Tower outside. Head inside to the lobby desk with Baloo face to face with Mrs. Snarley.)
Baloo: Eh, I need to see Mr. Khan, pronto. (Snarley turns around.)
Mrs. Snarley: Sure thing, sweetie. (Snarley writes on the desk with a pen.) I can squeeze you in a week from Thursday. (Baloo faceplams himself.)
Baloo: But it is an emergency! A matter of life and death! (Snarley checks her appointment book.)
Mrs. Snarley: In that case, a week from Wednesday. (Baloo tiptoes towards the elevator door.) I'm such a softie. (Snarley then runs and blocks the door in front of Baloo.)
Baloo: Can't wait that long lady. I have to see him now! (Baloo picks up Snarley and puts her behind him. Baloo tries to push the button; but gets grabbed by the ankles and walks Baloo away and somehow throws Baloo out into the lobby as Baloo slides around like he's on a skating rink.)
Scene III
(Cut to the hallway as Baloo walks in disguised as a woman with Rebecca Cunningham's hair, a blue dress, blue purse and blue heels. Baloo opens the doors and pops his head inside the lobby.)
Baloo: (Clears throat.) Don't mind me. I'm Khanie's fiancee. I'm just on my way to see poopsie. (Baloo is walking in past Snarley who is typing on a typewriter. Baloo forgets to walk away from the desk at all times as his dress rips off exposing him with a girdle and really big, blue spotted red boxers. Baloo chuckles.) I seem to have a run in my stocking. (The dress lands on Snarley's head.)
Scene IV
(Strangely; we don't see her throw Baloo out. So we cut into the lobby again as Baloo tiptoes in under a box like Snake does in Metal Gear Solid. Baloo walks in and then drops down.)
Baloo: (Deeper voice.) Special delivery for Mr. Khan! (Snarley walks in with a sword that's blade look like a giant needle.)
Snarley: Must be the giant pin cushion he ordered. Let's see if it works.
Baloo: Uh-oh. (Snarley pokes through the box as Baloo barely dodges the needle sword. Snarley then starts twirling the needle like Daffy Duck did to his quarterstaff in that Robin Hood parody short many years back and then pokes hard through the box right into Baloo's rear end. Baloo jumps up and screams loudly; tearing through the box in the air. Snarley wipes her hands clean and then gets squashed by Baloo in the process. Snarley is struggling under Baloo's weight.) But, you gotta let me see Mr. Khan. Buzz is innocent. (The elevator opens and out comes Perry reading a newspaper.) He took the project so it wouldn't be stolen! (Baloo is helping Snarley up as Perry runs over to Baloo.)
Perry: You know where Buzz and the secret project are?
Baloo: Yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell Khan. (Snarley gets up and grabs Baloo by the ear.) OUCH!
Snarley: Shall I call security, Mr. Perry?
Perry: No, no, no. It's all right Mrs. Snarley. I'll handle it. (Snarley lets go of Baloo's ear and walks off as Baloo rubs his own ear.)
Baloo: Ooh!
Perry: So, Buzz is a friend of yours. He's a friend of mine, too.
Baloo: Really? (Perry helps Baloo up.)
Perry: Of course. And I like to help him. What are friends for? Say, why don't you take me to see Buzz? And I'll straighten out this whole misunderstanding.
Baloo: Well, sure thing. I'll fly you there right away.
Perry: No, no, no; we'll take my plane. I can write off the mileage.
Scene V
(Shot of the skies as we see a large grey airplane with red trim flying in the skies.)
Baloo: Boy, I'm sure lucky I ran into you. For a moment there, I thought Buzz was gonna be in big trouble. (The plane flies around the No Smokey Mountains. Cut to the forest as Baloo, Perry and three panther guards dressed in army wear with ties and hats are walking towards the entrance which is the trapdoor; which somehow has been filled up again.) The opening's gotta be around here somewhere. (Baloo has a stick and pokes the ground. They all step on the trap and the trap breaks forcing them to slide the metal slide. They land right on top of Buzz in the underground lab again; squashing him like a bug. Baloo's hat is over his eyes as he looks around aimlessly.) Buzz! Buzz!
Buzz: (Grunting.) Hello, Baloo. (Buzz crawls out of the carnage.) I thought it looked familiar from down here. (Buzz gets up and dusts himself off. Baloo tips his cap.)
Baloo: Buzz, good news! Look who I brought.
Buzz: Well, welcome. Make yourselves at home.
Perry: (Gets up as the three guards bring out their pistols.) Seize them! (One of them runs towards Buzz.) That top secret project's mine at last. ( Two of the guard have their pistols trained on Baloo and the other one has Buzz walking away stage left. Both Baloo and Buzz have their arms up.)
Buzz: Was it something I said? (Perry walks off stage left as Baloo and Buzz are marched away. Zoom into the rocks as we see Kit hiding behind the rocks horrified as he pops up.)
Scene VI
(Cut to Perry and the three guards inspecting the steampunked helicopter. Pan over to the wall on the left as Baloo and Buzz are sitting there tied up.)
Buzz: You know, Baloo; I think I've figured out who it was I overheard on the phone. (Perry walks over to the prisoners.)
Perry: So how are we doing? (Chuckles.)
Baloo: Fine, except I got this itch. Do you mind? (Baloo turns around to show his rear end and Perry kicks him in the rear end.)
Perry: Quiet! (Perry grabs Buzz.) You're the only one who knows how to fly this contraption! You're gonna help me deliver it to Miniversal Corporation.
Buzz: Never! I'm a loyal company man. I won't help you even if you torture us.
Baloo: (Walks back.) Ixnay on the orture-tay. We don't wanna give him any ideas. (Perry stomps on Baloo's foot causing him to jump back.)
Perry: Quiet! I'd change my mind, if I were you. Khan's gonna blame you for everything. If you help me, I may get you a job at Miniversal. (Baloo comes back and Perry pulls the hat over Baloo's eyes. Perry pushes Baloo down towards the wall.)
Baloo: Hey, I didn't say anything! (Perry drops Buzz down onto the ground.)
Perry: Yeah, well, you would've. (Perry walks off as we see from the wall, Kit popping up from the rocks and is attempting to untie Baloo. Baloo turns around and notices him anyway despite the hat over his eyes.)
Baloo: Long time no see, L'il Britches. (Kit struggles with the ropes, but no go.)
Kit: (Grunts.) The knots are too tight.
Buzz: Try my miniature Swiss Army chainsaw in my left pocket. (Kit goes over to Buzz and checks the left pocket to find a mini chainsaw; which so happens to be started like a chainsaw. So he starts it up and cuts the ropes off; but the engine noise blows their cover as they turn around at the steampunked helicopter.)
Baloo: Time to taxi. (Baloo runs and Kit runs with Buzz in one hand and the chainsaw in the other. Perry is inside the helicopter.)
Perry: Stop them! I need that inventor! (Baloo, Buzz and Kit run further into the cave as Kit probably put the chainsaw back into Buzz's pocket. Kit and Baloo jump and hide behind some machinery. Buzz is being chased by three guards with guns. Buzz is shouting like he's laughing in a contrived matter I should note. The third guard in the back runs in the general area where Baloo and Kit hid; and Baloo pops up and whacks the guard with a metal pipe with lights attached to it.)
Miniversal Guard #3: Oww! ( Baloo grabs the guard and puts him behind the hiding spot. Buzz comes back being chased and the second guard in the back gets whacked by Baloo and the same object.)
Miniversal Guard #2: Ohh! (Baloo grabs him and puts him behind the hiding spot. Baloo gets up and whacks Buzz in the head with the object. So Miniversal Guard #1 runs in (in the wrong direction I might add) and Baloo nails him in the face with the end of the object for good measure.)
Miniversal Guard #1: Ohh! (Baloo grabs Buzz.)
Baloo: You okay?
Buzz: Huh? Oh...yeah. I'm...I'm fine. Except for this headache. Hehehe. By the way, who's Buzz?
Baloo/Kit: Uh-oh.
End of Act II At 14:10
Act III
Scene I
(Shot of the underground lab with the steampunked helicopter on the ground. We see Baloo, Kit and Buzz walking in dressed up as the guards. Buzz has a massive headache.)
Buzz: Can someone please turn off the bell? It's awfully loud in here.
Baloo: Now remember, you're a guard.
Buzz: I thought you said I was an inventor.
Kit: Sounds like he's still got a few cobs in his web. (They adjust their caps and then walk towards the helicopter. Out comes Perry holding a rifle.)
Perry: Hold it right there! (Baloo finds a brick and puts it behind his back.) Did you find them?
Baloo: Sure did! (Baloo takes the brick and whacks it on Perry's head causing birds to chirp and globes and stars to be shown. Perry slumps down; knocked out. Baloo, Buzz and Kit run into the helicopter. The helicopter closes the staircase. Cut to inside the cockpit with Baloo, Buzz and Kit as Baloo is taking off his clothes and Kit has already done off his.) Go ahead. Fly us out of here!
Buzz: Fly? But, but; I'm a security guard. I wish you'd make up your mind. (Baloo is not impressed.)
Kit: Uh-oh. Trouble. With a capital "P"! (Perry wakes up two of the security guards in shirts, shorts and boxers arrive to help Perry up.)
Baloo: (Sits down in the pilot seat.) Oh, move over. I'll fly this blender. That is, if it can fly. (Baloo pushes switches and buttons. He finally finds the starter switch and the helicopter blades start to turn.)
Perry: They've got the secret project! Stop them! (All three guards run in.)
Kit: Better make like a birdie, Baloo! (Baloo pulls the lever and the helicopter rises up as guard #3 grabs onto the wheels and is lifted up.The guard screams and struggles. Kit and Buzz bounce inside the cockpit of the helicopter. The helicopter bounces down hard onto the ground as the guard has a concussion himself. We get shaking and grinding going on.)
Baloo: Eh, must be that low-octane fuel. (The helicopter rises up.)
Perry: Shoot it down! (The remaining guards now have their own rifles and aim it at the helicopter. The one on the wheel panics and begs.)
Miniversal Guard #1: No! (The shoot the rifles anyway and the helicopter spins upside down towards Perry. Perry and the guards lose their rifles as they duck. The helicopter turns around and guard #1 loses his grip and freefalls; landing on Perry and the guards.)
Baloo: You know, I think I'm beginning to get the hang of it. Next stop, Khan Industries! (Baloo flies the helicopter out of the volcano like mountain and away from the No Smokey Mountains. Perry goes over to a steampunked phone on the desk and dials.)
Perry: Yes, I spotted the thieves! (We see the helicopter heading towards Cape Suzette. Cut to an airfield as Khan's panther pilots all run to their planes on the landing strip and get in. Cut back to Perry.) Blow them out of the sky.
Scene II
(In the skies with the steampunked helicopter being flown. Cut to inside the cockpit with Kit using a switch to adjust one of the mirrors. Baloo notices Buzz is writing on his notepad again.)
Baloo: How you feeling, Buzz?
Buzz: Oh, much better. Even the ringing has stopped. Oh, ringing! Clothes that ring when they need washing. (Buzz writes it down on his notepad.) What a brilliant idea.
Baloo: He's better, all right. Here, you take the wheel. (Baloo offers Buzz the stick; but Kit turns around.)
Kit: No time, Poppa Bear. Company! (We cut to see six Khan planes with panthers in the seats flying in a pentagon formation as two of Khan's planes go on each side of the helicopter. Back inside the cockpit.)
Baloo: Hey, it's only Khan's men. (Baloo gets on the transmitter.) Hi, this is Baloo. And I've got something here I'm returning to your boss. (One of the Khan pilot turns around and shoots bullets at the helicopter and the bullets go through the metal and break the glass dome.) Must not like working overtime. Hold on! It's gonna get bumpy. (Baloo pushes on the lever as the helicopter heads to the entrance to Cape Suzette. Baloo pulls up and manages to get two Khan planes to crash into each other. The helicopter enters Cape Suzette.) Hey! This baby can really move, Buzz! (Cut to the two panthers parachuting out. Baloo flies the helicopter into Cape Suzette as the remaining three Khan planes fly after them. We fly over the city for a while as Khan Plane #3 shoots machine gun fire at the helicopter. They fly around a building as the helicopter somehow gets behind the plane causing the pilot to be confused. Baloo flies the helicopter underneath them and uses the tailend of the helicopter to slice open the plane in half. The panther tries to fire; but the plane splits up, forcing him to freefall. Back inside the cockpit.) Definitely gonna have to get me one of these thingies for Christmas.
Scene III
(Head to inside Khan's office as the President of Miniversal is in the office near Khan's desk sitting down taunting Khan. The president is also a bengel tiger in a suit wearing a yellow daisy pined on his suit.)
President of Miniversal: And I just came by to tell you how sorry I am; you've lost your secret project. (He sniffs his daisy.) Funny thing. I've got a secret project of my own that should be developed any minute now. (President checks his watch.) What do you think of those apples, Khan? (Khan looks not amused. Cut back to the skies above Cape Suzette. More gunfire as we head inside the cockpit.)
Baloo: Looks like it's time to play "Follow The Leader". (Baloo finds some train track and goes under a bridge. The airplanes follow and their wings get clipped and that causes the planes to drop on the ground just going outside the bridge. The helicopter flies away as the radio is on now.)
Perry: Mr. Baloo, nice to see you again. (Baloo grabs the transmitter.)
Baloo: Perry?
Perry: Take a peek in your side-view mirror. (The side view mirror shows Perry inside the plane he used to get to the No Smokey Mountains in the first place. He shoots a bullet right through the mirror and breaks it.) You can run my friend, but you can't hide. (More shooting as we head inside the cockpit.)
Kit: Baloo!
Baloo: Huh, I think it's time we found out what this puppy can really do. (Baloo pulls on something and we see the helicopter rise into the sky.)
Baloo/Buzz/Kit: Aaah! (Baloo backflips the helicopter so it goes above Perry's plane as a shadow overwhelms Perry. Sadly; they are not supposed to be over all water.)
Perry: Uh-oh. (Baloo bounces the plane into the water and then flies off.)
Scene IV
(Back in Khan's office as the president of Miniversal is sitting down looking happy as he checks his watch and puts his feet crosslegged on the desk. The door opens and in comes Mrs. Snarley.)
Mrs. Snarley: Mr. Khan, there's someone that keeps calling; insisting that he has to see you.
Khan: (Sighs.) Tell him I'm busy. Can't you see I'm with Mr. Sulton, head of Miniversal? (Snarley is not amused as we hear the helicopter approaching and it breaks through the window of Khan's office spraying glass everywhere. The helicopter flies around the office and then lands inside Khan's office bumping right in front of Khan's desk. The glass dome opens.)
Mrs. Snarley: Maybe you'd like to tell him yourself.
Baloo: Hey, how's it going, Khanie? I believe this belongs to you. (The glass dome is fixed up; but the side view mirror is still broken.)
Khan: My secret project.
Buzz: I...I had to take it, Mr. Khan; to stop Mr. Perry from stealing it and selling it to Miniversal.
Khan: (Looks at Mr. Sulton.) Miniversal...(Mr. Sulton looks embarrassed and waves. Somehow Mr. Perry (who is all wet) is in the office despite not hearing any sounds of doors opening and/or closing.)
Perry: Mr. Khan; I've done it. At risk to life and limb; I got your secret project back. (Perry is wearing a ring with a ruby on it for no reason at all. Perry squeezes his tie.)
Mr. Sulton: What kind of double-cross is this? I paid you a million dollars for it! (Sulton stands up and he's angry.)
Perry: (Gulps.) Mr...Sulton?
Khan: Well...well...well. (Khan pokes at his red rose pined on his suit.)
Scene V
(Head outside of the lobby at Snarley is back at her desk as we see Baloo, Buzz and Kit in front of the doors.)
Baloo: Well, Buzz; Khan's given you your job back, and everything's on the up and up again.
Buzz: (Chuckles.) Thank to you Baloo, and everything you did.
Baloo: Hey, it was nothing. You're my...(Buzz goes to his notepad and starts writing again.)
Buzz: Inflatable shoes that can walk on water! (Buzz walks off stage left.)
Baloo: ...buddy, when you're here. (The double doors open and we see Khan with a letter clearing his throat.)
Khan: You did Khan Industries a great service, Mr. Baloo. A token of my appreciation. (Khan gives Baloo the envelope and it is already opened. Baloo examines it and it's filled with money.)
Baloo: H-hey, thanks, Khanie. Catch you on easy street. (Baloo and Kit walk towards the elevator and Baloo laughs.) Will you look at this, Kit? (Khan smiles and turns to Snarley.)
Khan: Mrs. Snarley? The gentleman on his way out...(Snarley nods and walks towards Baloo.)
Snarley: One moment, Mr. Baloo. I believe there is a matter of expenses.
Baloo: Expenses?
Snarley: (Takes the money away from Baloo.) For example, the broken window. Damage to Mr. Khan's office. Repairs to the top secret project. (Baloo and Kit back up through the double doors as Snarley follows them.) And of course, parking a Cuisinart in a "No Cuisinart Zone." There, that should do it. (Snarley turns around and counts the money and then turns around.) Have a nice day. (Snarley then walks back to her desk. Baloo looks glum as the elevator door opens and Baloo enters it. Kit follows as the elevator door closes.)
Kit: Poppa Bear? Poppa Bear? (Baloo then sobs in the elevator.)
End of Episode At 21:25
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