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Bullethead Baloo Transcript
Written: 07/16/2016
Updated:
11/21/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Shot of the junkyard next to the treehouse of the Jungle Aces Secret Midnight Club as Ernie is swinging with a lasso tied to his chest. He's wearing red oven mitts, a brown canitser, a missile like iron hat and rain boots.)
Ernie: Bullethead to the rescue! Skyward ho!
Ostrich Jungle Ace: My turn!
Rabbit Jungle Ace: I wanna be Bullethead!
Ernie: Turn! (We see the ostrich, hippo and rabbit Jungle Aces cheering and dancing as the hippo Jungle Ace is holding onto the rope.)
Kit Cloudkicker: Hey guys; we're supposed to be the Jungle Aces. (Kit puts on the goggles.)
Ernie: (Comes down from the rope.) I don't know. I kind of like the ring of "Bullethead Brigade". (Ernie puts the iron mask onto the rabbit Jungle Ace. Ernie loosens his ropes and Kit puts the pot on his head.)
Kit: But Ernie, Bullethead's just a comic book hero. Pilots are real heroes.
Ernie: Oh, yeah? Name one pilot who can do a Bullethead dynamo plunge. (Ernie shows off a red covered comic book.)
Rabbit/Ostrich Jungle Ace: Yeah!
Kit: Baloo, that's who. (Kit points over right as we see Baloo snoring in a hammock connected to two metal Rube-Goldbergish rods. Baloo grunts as he turns over and flops onto his belly onto the ground. Kit is flustered.)
Ernie: Heh heh. That looked more like a Baloo bellyflop. (The kids except Kit laugh as Kit goes over to Baloo who is confused.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Hey, what's going on?
Kit: You're just as brave and tough as Bullethead, aren't you Baloo?
Baloo: Who's Bullethead?
Ernie: (Walks in with the comic book.) Heh, who's Bullethead? (Ernie shows the comic book to Baloo. We see the cover contains a cover with Bullethead dressed up as the Rockateer fighting a green colored robot. There is a bullet as part of the logo title. And like most comic books; it's ten cents.) Head of steel, fists like granite, brave defender of our planet?
Kit: Tell them about the time you saved Cape Suzette from pirates.
Jungle Aces: What, pirates?! Why, that's yesterday's news! I mean, come on! (Ernie walks off.)
Ernie: Anyone can fight pirates. Can he fight a robot, huh? (Kit follows Ernie.)
Baloo: Gee, it looks like I let Kit down. (Baloo looks at the comic book.) Rocket pack, huh? Aw, that looks like a job for my old pal Buzz.
Scene II
(Head to Khan Tower and to inside Khan's office as Professor Buzz is just standing there waving to the camera.)
Professor Buzz: Hi, I'm Buzz! (We pan over to the desk where Mr. Khan is sitting down.)
Shere Khan: As you see, I have my own in-house inventor, Doctor Axelotte. (We see a lizard furry with orange hair wearing a white coat, red pants, pink shirt, black tie and grey band around the white coat with a robot that looks similar to Killroy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, only with a much different scheme.)
Doctor Axelotte: Never mind him! Say hello to my "mechanical electric labourer" or MEL, for short.
Buzz: Ah, he's really neat-looking. (Axelotte brings out his remote transmitter control and pushes buttons as MEL changes his hands to pink buffing hands.)
Axelotte: MEL dusts, vacuums and even washes windows. (MEL is buffing the desk as it bumps into a statue which is shaped like a black panther with a gold base; causing it to shatter off-screen. Khan is not amused.)
Khan: That paperweight was worth three thousand dollars. (MEL cleans up the mess on the floor and sucks the debris in from his vacuum hose. He then sucks in Khan's tie and a few buttons on Khan's jacket.) The tie, four thousand. (Axolette pushes more buttons as MEL changes his buffing hands to regular hands.)
Axelotte: A minor design flaw. (Buzz is not amused either as MEL rushes past Axelotte stage left.) Excuse me. (Axelotte brings out a hammer and runs stage left.) MEL, you idiot! (Cut to Buzz looking appalled as Axelotte is hammering and clanging on MEL off-screen. Khan is appalled as well as we cut to outside Khan Tower as Axeolotte is seen flying out of the building and bounces into the sidewalk. He then pops up one second later.) Mad, am I?! Mad?! (MEL flies in and bonks into Axelotte and they tumble onto the street like two kids. Axelotte is literally in the street with cars whizzing by.) That's what they said at the insane asylum! (Axelotte pulls on his hair in rage.) I'm not mad; I'm really, really miffed! No one stifles my genius, Shere Khan; nor my vengeance!
Scene III
(Head to outside the Khan building as we see an elevator going to the top and it dings. The elevator opens as we see Baloo and Buzz walk out of the elevator into Buzz's lab.)
Baloo: Can you help me out, Buzz?
Buzz: Oh, sure. I know what it's like. My father let me down once when I was a kid.
Baloo: Well, I'm not gonna let Kit down! Take a look at this. (Baloo gives the comic book to Buzz. Buzz is so happy to see it.)
Buzz: Bullethead! My hero! (Buzz begins to cosplay and salute.) Head of steel, fists like granite, brave defender of our planet!
Baloo: Ah, right. Eh, I wanna put on a little act for Kit and the guys. I thought you might have something, uh; authentic-looking. (Buzz gives Baloo the comic book back.)
Buzz: Oh, let me see now, umm... (Buzz walks over to a shelf of closet doors. He opens the middle one and a cover off a missile, springs and other junk go flying out of the closet door. Baloo notices the missile cover and grabs it.)
Baloo: What's this?
Buzz: Why, it's the nosepiece to an experimental aircraft. Heh heh. (Baloo puts it on his head.) Only part that survived the wreck. Heh. (Buzz starts opening up the rest of the doors as various objects fall out of it including bowling pins, bowling balls.) Nope, nothing in here. How about...? (Buzz opens the top right door and out comes Eillot from Pete's Dragon hissing at Buzz; before Buzz shuts the door on it.) Nope, nope, nope! (Buzz checks the bottom right door.) Nothing in here either. (Buzz slams the door and a rocket pack bust through the door and the leather strip snares Buzz's ankle. Buzz flies through the lab as the rocket pack whizzes through the air with the greatest of ease. Baloo panics and tries to back away; but Baloo gets nailed in the mid section with the rocket pack and goes flying into the wall as Buzz bonks into Baloo upside down; which means Buzz beaked Baloo in the groin. Baloo whinces as the wall is cracking as Baloo slides onto the floor along with Buzz off-screen. Buzz gets up and the strap is off his ankle now as Buzz scratches his head. Buzz turns around to notice the rocket pack. Buzz grabs it and shows it to Baloo.) Hey, how about this rocket pack?! (Buzz gives the rocket pack to Baloo.)
Baloo: Oh, Kit's gonna love this! Okay, here's the plan. Kit and his pals will be at the Malt Shop at two o'clock. You're gonna need a convincing costume. (Buzz jumps up and down.)
Buzz: I'll be a robot. A really neat-looking one.
Scene IV
(Head to Axelotte's apartment above a laundromat as we zoom in and head inside to Axelotte's lab as he is fixing MEL and making the proper adjustments.)
Mechanical Eletricial Labourer: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Axelotte: Heh heh. Wait'll Khan gets a load of the new, improved MEL. (Axelotte pushes buttons on his transmitter and MEL wheels out stage left.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (MEL comes back as Axelotte shows MEL the newspaper which we see a B&W image of Khan's new bank.)
Axelotte: You'll find Khan at the opening of his new bank. (MEL turns around and rockets up destroying the greenhouse roof in the process.) Use the door next time, Mel!
Scene V
(Head to the Malt Shop at the window as we see Kit, Ernie and the rest of the Jungle Aces sitting at the table. Pan over to the sidewalk with Baloo pacing around wearing a costume that is similar to Bullethead's costume; only much bigger and has a red knob in the middle.)
Baloo: Come on, Buzz! (We cut to a building showing a clock chiming that it's almost two o'clock as we pan down to another sidewalk as we see Buzz at a bus stop putting on his mask as he is now a Rube-Goldbergish robot. We get bell ringing in the background as Buzz waves as the bus arrives. We see a bear bus driver wearing a green uniform, white shirt, black tie and green hat.)
Bear Bus Driver: Five cents, fruitcake. (Buzz checks and he forgot to put pockets in his costume.)
Buzz: Umm, that's funny; I-I-I-I can't seem to locate a pocket. (Buzz is dropped on his rear end off-screen as the bus drives away stage left. Then Buzz gets whirlwinded somehow by Khan's limo as Buzz falls on his rear end again. Cut to the sky as MEL is flying through the sky towards Khan's new bank. He stops and looks around.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. (He flies stage left.)
Scene VI
(Head to in front of Khan's new bank as Khan, and the police officers from Mommy For A Day return, along with three reporters with cameras taking pictures. Khan's limbo driver is standing guard at the limo as the bank even gets the red carpet treatment.)
Khan: My new bank will afford us great opportunity.
Light Brown Dog Reporter: Oh, wish we could cover something exciting for a change. (Head back to the Malt Shop as ostrich Jungle Ace is continuing to talk and we pan over to Baloo looking at them while his comic book is opened up. Baloo reads the comic book.)
Baloo: "Skyward Ho!", huh? Wonder if this thing works. (Baloo twists the red knob to "on" position. The rocket pack turns on and Baloo has now teleported to in front of the Malt Shop instead of beside it. Baloo rockets up as he drops the comic book.) WHOAAAAAAA! (Baloo flies around without any control and causes trash cans to tumble over.) Buzz, where are you?! Buzz! Huh, how do you turn this thing off?! (Baloo twists the knobs as we head inside the Malt Shop as the table has been rotated in such that everyone has moved so that the ostrich Jungle Ace is shown on a side window instead of the front window. Furthermore, Ernie is sitting at the front window with Kit beside him on the left and then the hippo kid instead of the hippo kid being at the front window to the left of ostrich kid, then Kit and then Ernie. Also, a brown dog wearing a green visor is seen tending to the shop.)
Kit: I'm telling ya, he's just a character in a comic. He's make believe. (Also; the two strawberry ice cream dishes expand to four on the closeup shot. Ernie is not amused by Kit's arguements as Baloo whizzes by as the kids look out the window.)
Ernie: It's Bullethead! (Kit looks surprised as Ernie jumps out and runs out of the Malt Shop with the rest of the kids following him cheering. Kit is slowly walking out.)
Kit: I don't get it. (Kit joins the kids as Ernie points at the sky.)
Ernie: There he is! (Baloo flies around and busts through the "Cape Tire" poster. Cut to a clock chiming that it's two o'clock.) There he goes! This way! (In comes MEL flying in and then landing in an alleyway.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan (MEL wheels towards the bank as his eyes are flashing pink. He then rockets over to the bank.)
Khan: We must not turn our backs on the future. (The dog reporters flash their cameras and take pictures. In comes MEL in midair.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan.
Dog Reporters: Whoa?! What was that?!
Khan: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (Khan is not amused. In comes the Warlus and Gator Police Officers pointing their guns at MEL.)
Walrus Police Officer: Stop, or we'll shoot!
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (MEL brings out the claws and slowly flies over as the police officers shoot their guns. MEL takes all the bullets and doesn't stop.) Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Walrus Police Officer: Mother of mercy! He's unstoppable! (Cut to the skies as Baloo is flying around. Return to the bank as the police officer continue to shoot bullets at MEL.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (Baloo dives down and tackles MEL down onto the ground. They tumble onto the sidewalk doing forward rolls in the process. Baloo gets up as everyone is in shock and chattering among themselves.)
Reporters: Whoa!
Khan: What the heck is going on?!
Baloo: Err, hi, everybody. (Baloo waves to them as MEL wiggles on the sidewalk like a fish out of water.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Baloo: Buzz, what are you doing here? We gotta get to the Malt Shop. (Baloo helps MEL up. Ernie, Kit and the Jungle Aces all run in.)
Ernie: We found him! So he's just make-believe, huh?
Baloo: Never mind. Just make this look good.
MEL: Kid-kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (MEL wheels away stage right.) Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan...
Baloo: Buzz! Where you going?! (Cut to Khan at the limo waving at the reporters and everyone else as the limo door is opened.)
Khan: Thank you for coming. Good day. (Khan gets into the limo and the limo door is closed.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (The reporters shoot their cameras at MEL. MEL ignores them as the limo drives off stage right. Baloo gets behind MEL.)
Baloo: Prepare to meet thy doom, tin can! Take that, and that! (Baloo shadow boxes and then hits MEL in the face with a punch. No response from MEL; but Baloo injures his hand.) OW! (MEL grabs Baloo by the straps and he bashes Baloo into the pavement over and over again. Then MEL puts Baloo over his head.) Whoa-ho-hoooo! (MEL throws Baloo into the door and Baloo bounces off the bank door and onto the steps. The cameramen take photos as MEL wheels away stage left.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (MEL rockets away and out of sight. Baloo gets up and pumps his fist in rage.)
Baloo: And don't come back, you hooligan! (Everyone comes in and chatters.)
Walrus Police Officer: Hey, you saved Khan's life.
Light Brown Dog Reporter: Who are you? (Baloo takes off the mask and reveals himself to being Baloo.)
Baloo: I'm Bullethead Baloo! (The Jungle Aces are stunned and Kit is in disbelief.)
Kit: Poppa Bear?
Ernie: What?! He's Bullethead?! (Baloo puts on the iron mask and twists the knob to "on".)
Baloo: Skyward, ho! (Baloo rockets up backwards and bonks into a building.) Ooh! (Baloo slides down and falls on his rear end on the sidewalk.) Ooh! (Baloo groans.) I gotta get this thing fixed. (Baloo gets up.) I meant to do that! (Baloo waves to the crowd and walks off stage right. In comes Buzz wearing his stupid robot costume behind the police and reporters.)
Buzz: Can you tell me where the Malt Shop is? (Everyone turns around and panics.)
Light-Brown Dog Reporter: It's the robot! (The officers point their guns at Buzz and there are clicking sounds. Buzz panics.)
Buzz: Ah, don't shoot! I'm not really a robot. It's just a gag.
Scene VII
(Head inside Axelotte's lab as we hear from a radio designed like the helmet of Bullethead only with knobs and attenna.)
Radio Announcer: ...Shere Khan escaped unharmed.
Axelotte: What?! (MEL crashes through the greenhouse window which had magically repaired itself for some reason and lands.) Can't dust, can't use a door, can't kidnap Khan, can't you do anything right?!
Radio Announcer: The whole scene turned out to be staged by some costumed wacko calling himself Bullethead. (Axolette goes over to the radio and turns the thing off.)
Axelotte: I thought he was a comic book character. Heh heh. So, Bullethead is trying to foil my plans, is he? Well, we'll just see about that. (Axelotte walks over to MEL and opens his chest. He begins adjusting MEL as he sighs.) They all said I was mad. Mad! Well, I'm not mad; I'm furious! (Axelotte closes the chest.)
MEL: Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead.
Axelotte: The greatest of them all! Heh ha. (MEL goes over to the radio and smashes it to pieces.)
MEL: Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead. (Axelotte is cackling with laughter.)
End Of Act I At 9:37
Act II
Scene I
(Head to the junkyard on top of the treehouse as he crosses out the Jungle Aces sign in red letters with white chalk and writes Bullethead Brigade. Ernie of course is writing this. )
Ernie: That ought to do it! (Ernie climbs down the ladder to the ground as the rest of the Jungle Aces -- minus Kit -- are watching on.) Now that we're officially the Bullethead Brigade, I say we don't let Baloo make Bullethead look like a jerk ever again. (Ernie has a newspaper which shows "Baloo Stages Fake Crime". The Aces all cheer as Kit is sitting on a stump looking miserable.)
Jungle Aces: Yeah! Right! (Ernie beams as Baloo flies in through the clouds as it's sunset now. Baloo looks around as Ernie goes over to Kit.)
Ernie: Here comes your hero now. You better set him straight. (Ernie throws the newspaper at Kit's feet as Baloo spirals down and crashes into a bunch of junk.)
Baloo: Oooh! (Baloo climbs out of the junkpile as Kit comes over to him with the newspaper looking mad.) Ha ha! So I guess you heard about my exploits?
Kit: Yeah -- Bullethead Baloo -- the town loony! The village idiot! The local crackpot!
Baloo: Huh? (Baloo grabs the newspaper and looks at it.) "Baloo stages fake crime. Superhero really super nut."
Kit: Your pal Buzz spilled the beans, Baloo. You faked everything! (Baloo drops the newspaper in despair.)
Baloo: Yeah, I faked it. But I did it for you, Li'l Britches.
Kit: Well, you made me look bad in front of my friends. You made pilots look bad. (Baloo turns around looking defeated.) I don't want to be a pilot anymore. I'm joining the Bullethead Brigade! (Kit runs off, goes to the Jungle Aces and wears an iron pot on his head.)
Ostrich Jungle Ace: All right!
Jungle Aces: Yeah! (Buzz comes in panting behind Baloo.)
Buzz: Hey, Baloo.
Baloo: Buzz, what went wrong?
Buzz: Oh, I don't know. The police arrested me on the way to the Malt Shop.
Baloo: What do you mean?! What, you and I put on a great show!
Buzz: Ohhhh, we did?
Baloo: Well, if that robot wasn't you... (Baloo ponders it over.)
Buzz: Well, what would a real robot be doing there?
Baloo: I don't know. He kept saying, "Kidnap Khan, kidnap Khan."
Buzz: Hmm, wonder what that means? (Buzz scratches his head.)
Baloo: Maybe he was trying to kidnap Khan! You know what that means?
Buzz: He was trying to kidnap Khan?
Baloo: No! It means I really did stop a crime! And if I save Khan before the robot tries again, I can prove it to Kit. (Baloo walks a bit and then turns the knob to the left before doing a pose.) Skyward ho! (Baloo flies around the skys without control again.)
Buzz: Watch out for that tree! (Baloo goes through the tree and gets branches stuck on him before flying off stage left. Ernie and Kit run over to Buzz.)
Ernie: Now what's he doing?
Buzz: Saving Khan from a robot.
Ernie: We gotta stop him before he really makes Bullethead look bad!
Kit: And we gotta stop him before he hurts himself. (Ernie and Kit run off stage left.)
Scene II
(Far shot of Khan Tower from the far side of the harbour. Cut to inside the city as Bullethead flies in and goes through the doors of the lobby of Khan Tower and does some forward rolls. Cut to Miss Snarly reading the newspaper about Baloo staging a fake crime. Baloo runs to the desk where Miss Snarly is.)
Baloo: I gotta see Khan right away!
Miss Snarly: One moment, please. (Miss Snarly turns on the intercom.) Mr. Khan, that Bullethead nut is here. (Cut to Khan at his desk in his office reading the newspaper as well. Khan goes to his intercom.)
Khan: Eject him, and I don't want to be disturbed again by anyone. (Miss Snarly points to Khan's two purple suit orange hair bouncers as they smack Baloo out of Khan Tower as Baloo bounces on the sidewalk hard.)
Baloo: Oh, what would Bullethead do? (Baloo takes out the comic book and reads it. Cut to Baloo flying up Khan Tower.) Skyward ho! (Baloo bonks into a flag pole and lands on his head onto the concrete cracking it with the plane's nose mask.) Oooh! (Baloo drops onto his belly and rubs his head. Cut to Khan in his office at his desk reading the newspaper. We see Baloo flying in the background and around the tower. Baloo smacks into the window. Baloo slides down and impacts on the look off. Khan turns around as Baloo is knocking on the window. Khan shows him the newspaper at the window.)
Khan: You've embarrassed me once again, I think that's quite enough. (Khan closes the purple curtains. Baloo walks over to the ledge and sits down sulking.)
Baloo: (Sighs.) I wonder if Bullethead ever gets stuck on ledges. (Baloo opens the comic book and reads it. The sun sets as it is nightfall at Khan Tower as we head to ground level with Kit, Ernie and the Jungle Aces on the sidewalk. Ernie looks at Baloo through the binoculars.)
Ernie: Ha! He's probably stuck up there like a cat in a tree. Let's go get him.
Jungle Aces: Yeah! (Ernie and the Jungle Aces run towards the entrance door. Kit stands there.)
Kit: Wh-what are you gonna do? (Kit runs over to the entrance.)
Ernie: Repossess his gear. We deserve to ride that rocket pack more than he does. (Cut to the top of Khan Tower and back to Baloo sitting on the ledge as we hear rocket engine sounds approaching. Baloo gets up and looks around. We see MEL rocketting in from the full moon shot. Baloo gasps as MEL heads straight for Baloo.)
Baloo: Halt! (MEL stops in midair in front of Baloo. MEL then rockets over Baloo and lands on the ledge behind Baloo. MEL punches the window near Khan's office.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Khan: You're beginning to try my patience, Baloo.
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Baloo: I said, halt!
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. (MEL turns around and faces Baloo.) Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead. (MEL stalks Baloo towards the ledge.)
Baloo: Wait, I don't know if I like this idea.
MEL: Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead. (Baloo slips on the ledge and starts to free fall.)
Baloo: Woop! AAAAAHHHHH! (Baloo turns the knob on his suit and the rocket pack is sputtering.) I really got to talk to Buzz about getting the bugs out of this thing. (He twists the knob to "on" and the rocket pack fires on all cylinders again. Baloo lands about a foot off the ground in three of three denizens and then flies up as Baloo pumps his fist.) Solid! (MEL is looking on.)
MEL: Get Bullethead. (Baloo flies past MEL and MEL rockets up and chases Baloo through the skies of Cape Suzette. Cut to inside the lobby as Kit, Ernie and the Jungle Aces all walk inside. The purple suit guard at the door walks away from the elevator to the right as Ernie goes over to the elevator buttons and pushes the bottom button; when it should be the top one. Ernie motions the kids to run inside and they do. Cut back to outside as Baloo is being chased by MEL. Baloo dodges MEL.) Get Bullethead.
Baloo: Now what would ol' Bullethead do in a pinch like this? (Baloo takes out the comic book and reads it again.) "The Bullethead Dynamo Plunge", huh? Ah, shouldn't be too tough for an old flying ace like me. Come on and get me! (The denizen watch on as Baloo flies into the city as MEL follows him. They fly up as we head to Khan's office as the elevator opens and out comes Kit, Ernie and the Jungle Aces. The door closes and the kids turn around to notice Khan's desk. They walk towards the desk and Khan turns around.)
Jungle Aces: Uh-oh! Grr.... (All the kids gasp in horror and their looks on their faces is beyond priceless. Khan stares at them as we cut back to in the clouds with Baloo being chased by MEL. Baloo dives towards the top of Khan Tower.)
Baloo: Skyward ho! (Does his pose as we head back to Khan's office.)
Khan: Now turn around and leave. (Baloo crashes through the wall into the office as he flies around the office. Rocks fall onto the desk as the kids cringe. MEL enters the office through the hole Baloo made in the wall. MEL and Khan stare at each other. MEL lands on the desk.)
MEL: Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Khan: I'm not amused. (MEL grabs him by the collar.)
Ernie: I'm not either. That's the cheesiest robot suit I've ever seen. (MEL turns around and his speech is garbled.)
MEL: Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead.
Ernie: You just try. HEY! (MEL grabs Ernie by the throat as Kit and rabbit Jungle Ace look shocked.)
Khan. I'm still not amused. (MEL flies through the building's ceiling and leaves with both Khan and Ernie.)
Kit/Jungle Aces: Ernie! (MEL flies away from Khan Tower. Kit looks around and notices Baloo on his belly with his rocket pack smoking and looking knocked out.)
End Of Act II At 16:35
Act III
Scene I
(Back to Khan Tower and inside Khan's office as Kit is waking up Baloo.)
Kit: Baloo! Baloo, speak to me! (Baloo wakes up and slowly gets up. Baloo turns around as the mask is backwards and Baloo cannot see.)
Baloo: I'm blind! I'm blind! (Kit grabs onto the mask and turns it around.)
Kit: Poppa Bear, you're okay!
Baloo: Yeah. But I don't know if I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
Kit: That robot took Khan and Ernie. You've gotta help us, Baloo.
Baloo: This time I'm going to the police. (Baloo, Kit and the Jungle Aces run out of the office.)
Scene II
(Head to the police station and inside the police station office with Baloo (out of his gear), Kit and the Jungle Aces. The gator and walrus furry are at their desk.)
Baloo: (Panting.) I wanna report a kidnapping!
Gator Police Officer: Hey, I know you! The loony with the crazy costume.
Walrus Police Officer: Say, uh; where's your rocket pack?
Baloo: This is serious! Shere Khan's been kidnapped by a robot!
Gator Police Officer: You already tried that one, pal. (Baloo is not amused as the phone rings on the desk. The walrus police officer answers the phone.)
Walrus Police Officer: Police headquarters. (Garbled speech ensues.) Oh, so you've got Shere Khan. Hold on a second. It's for you. (The walrus police officer hands the phone over to Baloo. Baloo answers the phone as the officers laugh at him. Baloo is not amused.)
Baloo: Hello? (More chipmunk chatter on the phone.) It's him! You've gotta do something!
Walrus Police Officer: Hey, what do you want from us, buddy? You're the superhero. (Baloo ponders it over and then gets an idea.)
Baloo: Uh, this is, uh, Officer Crupky. Now we'll give you anything you want. Just tell us where Khan is. (Baloo pets Kit on the head. Cut to inside Axelotte's lab as Axelotte is on the phone with MEL standing around. Ernie and Khan are tied to chairs and gagged.)
Axelotte: Finally; someone who'll take me seriously. First, I want to go on the radio so I can tell the world what a genius I am.
Baloo: Radio, huh? (Baloo twirls his finger.) You know, if you're gonna be famous, you need your own chauffeur-driven limo. All famous people got'em.
Axelotte: Really? Throw that in, too.
Baloo: Okay. Now, give me directions to your place, I'll send the limo right over. (Baloo and Kit wink and gives each other the thumbs up.)
Scene III
(Head to the skies with the SeaDuck flying through the clouds. Head inside the cockpit with Baloo flying the plane with Kit in the navigator's chair and the Jungle Aces behind the seat.)
Baloo: After I get that loony and his robot in the SeaDuck...
Kit: We'll go in and free the hostages! (The SeaDuck lands in the street outside the laundromat where Axelotte's lab is. Head inside Axelotte's lab.)
Axelotte: Today, radio! Tomorrow, the movies! The day after that...! (There is a knock on the door. Axelotte opens the door and Baloo is at the door.)
Baloo: Doctor Axelotte, I presume. I'm your new chauffeur. (Baloo walks into the lab and starts pushing MEL towards the door.) Now hurry, they're waiting at the radio station. You go on in thirty minutes.
Axelotte: (Cuts Baloo off.) Wait a minute. MEL has to stay and watch the hostages.
Baloo: But, but; you need him. Aw, every radio show's gotta have a co-host.
Axelotte: No, I better leave him here. Stay, MEL. Stay! (MEL turns around and goes away stage right.)
Baloo: Darn! (Baloo walks out of the lab.)
Scene IV
(Sky shot of the SeaDuck in the street as Baloo and Axelotte go to the SeaDuck. Baloo helps Axelotte into the navigator's chair of the SeaDuck and closes the door. Baloo runs over to the back where Kit and The Jungle Aces are.)
Baloo: He left the robot here. I'll have to get him to come after me.
Kit: (Gives Baloo a thumbs up.) Good luck, Poppa Bear. (The SeaDuck engines turn on and we fly into the sky as Kit and the Jungle Aces watch on. Head inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Axelotte is rubbing his hands with glee in the navigator's chair. Baloo is piloting the plane and looking at Axelotte.)
Baloo: Say; why don't you reach over and grab us some sodas. (Axelotte turns to behind the seat and notices the rocket pack on the floor along with the iron mask and gloves.)
Axelotte: Hey, wait a minute?! You're Bullethead!
Baloo: Aw, shucks; guess I am. (Axelotte goes to his transmitter and pushes buttons.)
Axelotte: MEL! MEL! MEL! (Head back to the lab as MEL's head bounces up and down as he speeds across the room.)
MEL: Use door. Use door. (MEL goes towards the door; but it opens as Kit and the Jungle Aces all run in. MEL is about to face the kids and then he rockets up and breaks through the glass roof and flies into the sky. Kit and the Jungle Aces all untie Ernie and Khan.)
Kit: Yeah!
Kit/Jungle Aces: You're free! (Khan stands up.)
Khan: Well done, children. Whom do I thank? (Ernie jumps down onto the floor.)
Ernie: You can thank the Jungle Aces! (The children cheer as Ernie shakes hands with Kit.)
Scene V
(Head into the skies with the SeaDuck flying above the clouds as MEL arrives from behind.)
MEL: Destroy. Destroy. (MEL crashes on the roof and bangs on the roof.) Destroy. Destroy. (He pounds through the roof as Axelotte laughs with glee inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck.)
Axelotte: I wanted MEL to dust and vacuum. But, they all said I was mad?!
Baloo: Now why would they say that? (Axelotte laughs some more as Baloo pushes the flight stick down and heads under the bridge as MEL continues to pound on the roof of the SeaDuck.)
MEL: Destroy. Destroy. (MEL smacks into the bridge. The SeaDuck flies high into the sky. MEL unsticks himself out of the bridge side and follows the SeaDuck.) Destroy. Destory. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. (MEL flies beside the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: Uh-oh, I think he's mad. (MEL gets in front of the SeaDuck and sticks out his hands.)
MEL: Destroy. Destroy. (MEL flies straight at the SeaDuck as Baloo looks horrified and Axelotte looks insane.) Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. (Baloo pushes down on the flight stick and dodges MEL. The SeaDuck heads into the clouds.) Destroy. Destroy. (MEL follows the SeaDuck as Axelotte squeals and bounces in the SeaDuck as the SeaDuck dives straight for Khan Tower. The SeaDuck corkscrews away from the tower as MEL cannot stop himself and change direction. So he crashes into Khan Tower at such break neck speed that he crashes through the walls and ceilings of every single floor. He then crashes through the elevator where the lab is (and Buzz is in the lab and actually notices this) and it crashes to the bottom floor. The elevator bell dings and the doors open as MEL slowly gets out of the elevator and flops onto the ground knocked out and off-line complete with flashing lights and electric sparks. Cut back to the SeaDuck in the skies again as we head inside the cockpit with Baloo flying the plane and Axelotte in the navigator's chair.)
Baloo: He-hey, just you and me now, doc.
Axelotte: Wrong! (Axelotte grabs the rocket pack and puts it on him.) You shouldn't leave your rocket pack lying around.
Baloo: I wouldn't do that if I were you. (Axelotte goes to the navigator's door and kicks it open. He twists the knob to "on" and the rocket pack turns on and Axelotte bounces into the SeaDuck's roof and he lands on the chair. Then the pack rockets him behind the chair and Axelotte lands in a heap on the floor with a concussion.) It's got a few bugs in it.
Scene VI
(Head back into the junkyard as Baloo is in his hammock while Buzz walks in.)
Baloo: Say, Buzz; tell Khan the Jungle Aces love their gifts.
Buzz: Well, of all things; why'd they want those?
Baloo: 'Cause you can't master a Dynamo Plunge till you master falling out of a hammock. Right, guys?
Jungle Aces: Right, Baloo! (Cut to the Jungle Aces, Ernie and Kit all in their hammocks as Ernie and the Jungle Aces flip out of the hammock and fall on their backs on the ground. Pan over to Kit who falls out of the hammocks and does three forward rolls in row right towards Baloo. Even Baloo is shocked at this.)
Kit: Nobody falls out of a hammock like you, Poppa Bear! (Kit winks at Baloo as Baloo smiles.)
End Of Episode At 21:30
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