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Destiny Rides Again Transcript

Written: 05/10/2016
Updated: 12/04/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Shot above the forest showing haze and mountain peaks all about. We see the SeaDuck flying in. Head into the cockpit with Baloo piloting and Kit looking on from the windows in his seat.)

Kit Cloudkicker: Wow! Look at these mountains!

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Yeah, sure are pretty!

Kit: How about I slip out for a little updraft-surfing?

Baloo: Heh heh. Knock yourself out, Li' Britches! (The tailsection door of the SeaDuck opens and out comes Kit holding the tow rope with the airfoil underneath his feet. Kit surfs the skies for a while.)

Kit: YAHOO! (Then Kit panics.) Jumpin' jaybirds! (A giant condor is squawking as Kit is headed straight for it. Kit bonks into the condor and free falls.) WHOAAAAAAAAAA! (Kit screams as Baloo turns around and panics.)

Baloo: Oh, no! (Baloo pushes the switch as the SeaDuck turns around and heads towards Kit. Kit is free falling as his airfoil is following him.)

Kit: POPPA BEAR! (The top hatch of the SeaDuck opens and Kit falls into it. Cut back to the cockpit with Baloo piloting.)

Baloo: Kit! You okay? (Kit comes in with feathers in his cap.)

Kit: Yeah, I think so! (Kit walks to his seat panting.)

Baloo: Ha ha, Kowabunga, chief! (Kit spits as the feathers go flying.)

Kit: Real funny! What was that? (Baloo points out the condor flying in front of the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: You just shook hands with a giant condor, my boy!

Kit: A what?!

Baloo: A local bird. (Kit folds his arms.)

Kit: Well forget him!

Baloo: Aw, cheer up! Once we make this delivery, we got a whole free weekend! (The SeaDuck spirals down towards a village area.)

Scene II

(Cut to a poor village as a bunch of local kids are playing in the middle of the shot. Chatter abounds along with laughter in the background (I'm not going to bother transcribing it). Cut to Kit sitting on a box with a rooster underneath the box holding a white bag.)

Baloo: Hey, Kit; what do ya think? (Cut to Baloo looking in the mirror wearing an Llama headband.) Hey, do ya think Becky would like one of these Llama-hats? (Cut to the rooster biting and stealing Kit's hat. Kit goes after it as he crawls under the box and then the rooster lands on the box wearing the baseball cap. Kit gets up and is not amused as he chases the rooster away stage left. Cut to Baloo admiring himself as a real Ilama comes in and licks Baloo's face and bleats.) Ugh! Easy, fuzzy; I'm not your mother! (Baloo wipes his face as the Ilama teases licking Baloo again.) Kit! (Baloo looks around.) Hey! Hey, where'd ya go? (Baloo runs over to a dog furry wearing an orange pancho and orange hat with a green feather on it. He also has a yellow bowtie around his ear. Baloo puts some money on the counter for him.) Muchas gracias, senor. Now, doggone it, that kid knows he's supposed to stick close in strange places! Kit!

Scene III

(Cut to ouside a stone building with the sign on the glass window saying "Una's Shop"; with a hand wooden sign above the door. There are pots lined at the wooden door. We hear Kit laughing inside as he grabs back his baseball cap from the rooster. There is a woman shrew fortune teller wearing a ankh around her neck, purple/yellow dress, hoop earrings and an orange doo-rag. She is instantly amused.)

Kit: Hey, not my snack, little fella.

Woman Fortune Teller: Heh heh. Here, muchacho. He likes to play with this! (The fortune teller shows a blue bird model on a string and gives it to Kit.)

Kit: Oh, thanks, lady. (Cut to outside from Kit's point of view as Baloo is shown in front of the door panting.)

Baloo: Now where'd that kid go?! (Baloo turns around to scratch his head.)

Kit: Hey, Baloo! (Baloo turns around and notices Kit.)

Baloo: Aw, Kit! I told ya not to go running off like that!

Kit: Sorry, Poppa Bear...

Woman Fortune Teller: (Gasps as she turns around.) You have come at last!

Baloo: Huh? (The fortune teller runs to Baloo as one of her legs is wooden.)

Woman Fortune Teller: Welcome, O'Grrrrreat Llama! (The fortune teller pushes Baloo inside.)

Baloo: Grrrrreat Llama? Aw ho ho ho! Oh yeah, the hat! (The fortune teller looks outside and sees no one.)

Woman Fortune Teller: Good! No one saw you! (The fortune tells shuts the door.) At last! I've been expecting you! (Walks towards Baloo.)

Baloo: Hey listen, lady! I'm no Great Llama! Just an ordinary Joe with a silly hat. (The fortune teller pushes Baloo into a chair near the table.)

Una: Sit! Sit! You have come to see Una about the Idol Of Doom! (Una sits down at the table. Baloo looks surprised.)

Baloo: Idol?! Aw, de... Lady, I...

Una: I am Una, the last of a line of fortune tellers to inherit this. (Una brings out a scroll of paper and opens it to reveal various pictures of animals and other such nonsense.) Long time we have waited for you to come and claim it.

Baloo: Um, nice artwork, but we...

Una: Long ago, a horrible sorcerer created a powerful weapon...(Una pounds her fist on the table and points out the brown animal on the paper.) The Idol Of Doom! (Baloo and Kit look at each other.) The sorcerer used it to terrorize our people. So they finally rose up and took it from him. But alas, they could not destroy the idol. So they hid it in a deep secret temple; until the day a herrrro would come to destroy the evil forever!

Baloo: Ooh, boy! Look at the time! I gotta run! Heh heh. (Baloo rises and tries to run off; but Una grabs his wrists. Kit does manage to escape for no reason. Una clamps on a bracelet on is right wrist.)

Una: Here! Take this band. It will lead you and protect you on your quest. (The bracelet has a picture of a Llama on it, better drawn than the scroll paper one shown earlier. Baloo groans as Kit somehow returns.)

Baloo: No, no, no; I don't go in much for flashy jewelry.

Una: You must find the idol before it falls into evil hands. It is your destiny! (Baloo somehow has disappeared as Una gets on the table.) Your quest awaits, O'Great Llama! Do not fail us! (Una backs up Baloo and Kit right out of the building.)

Baloo: Hey!

Kit: Wha? (Una slams the door.)

Baloo: Gee, Kit; where'd ya dig up that fossil?

Kit: Wow, Baloo! She said you're on a quest!

Baloo: Yeah, well; I'll be off of it in just a second. (Baloo is trying to take off the bracelet.)

Kit: I don't know, Baloo. Maybe you should keep it on. (Baloo uses the bracelet to smack the piping of one of the houses as we pan over to a blue donkey eating grass with a wagon attached to it.) Una said it's supposed to lead you on your quest. (Water pours on the donkey.)

Baloo: Oh, for the last time, Kit; I'm not going anywhere. (The donkey panics and runs as the metal rod on the wagon latches onto the bracelet and Baloo is forced to run with the donkey.) WHOA! (Kit runs after him.)

Kit: BALOO! Hold tight, Poppa Bear! (The donkey races around the fountain with Baloo in tow.)

Baloo: But I'm trying to let go! (Kit runs and is forced to run away since the donkey is chasing him now.)

Kit: WHOA! (Kit runs onto a platform and jumps into the wagon. Kit tries to grab the reins and strains; but no go. One of the locals watches on.)

Baloo: OW! OW!WHOA! (Cut to the local as somehow Baloo's hat teleports onto the girl's head and she looks like a dognose with black hair and a purple dress holding a dish.)

Scene IV

(We head to a path that spirals up a quarter of the way up a spike mountain as Baloo, Kit and the wagon with the donkey are riding up. Baloo is still screaming along with Kit.)

Kit: Whoaaaaaaaaa! (The donkey notices some cactus and stops on a dime; causing the wagon to stop. The bracelet unhooks from the rod and Baloo simply flops onto the ground on his belly.) Baloo?! Are you okay?!

Baloo: Aw, gimme a month to recover; and I'll let you know. (Cut back to outside Una's Shop. We hear a male voice inside threatening Una inside.)

Male Gato: Where is the idol, old woman? (We head inside as we see a blond cat wearing a purple sweater, a purple pancho, spur boots and a hat with a feather on it.)

Una: Safe from your evil hands! (A black crow sqwacks in wearing the same hat as the Male Gato. It lands on the Male Gato's shoulders.)

Male Gato: I've been searching for years, and now I've found you at last! (Male Gato takes a convenienly placed wooden shelf and throws it down onto the ground making a mess.)

Una: You are too late, El Gato! The Grrrreat Llama is already searching for it. (The crow and El Gato laugh in her face.)

El Gato: Great Llama, indeed. Find him! (The crow flies out of Una's shop.)

Scene V

(Cut to a meadow as the donkey and wagon is eating grass. Pan over to Kit as Baloo walks in rubbing his butt. Kit has the scroll of paper despite the fact that we never saw Una give him that.)

Baloo: Eeouch! Aw, I just wanna go home. (Kit gets in front of him.)

Kit: Wait a sec, Baloo. The map says we should go that way. (Kit looks at the paper and shows it to Baloo.)

Baloo: Nuh-uh, Li'l Britches! Nope! Nada! No way! I'm outta here! (Baloo walks off stage right and then into the camera.)

Kit: But, Baloo; what about your destiny?

Baloo: Repeat! I do not believe in that stuff! (Kit runs after him as Baloo tries to get the bracelet off once again.) Aw, gimme a hand with this junk jewelry, kiddo! (The thing sparks blue as Kit grabs onto it.)

Kit: Okay, Baloo; but I think we should check the map out!

Baloo: Uh-uh! The only thing that's checking out is me. (Baloo pulls Kit's hands off the bracelet and Baloo doesn't see where he is going, so he tumbles down a steep hill.) WHOAAAAAAAAA! (Baloo tumbles into a river and goes down it shouting.)

Kit: Baloo!

Baloo: Call the Coast Guard! (Baloo screams as he goes over a waterfall. He splashes into the bottom and goes through a whirlpool.) Somebody get me a lifeguard! DAHHHHHHHHH! (He grugles and goes under the whirlpool.)

Scene VI

(Cut back to outside Una's shop as various objects are hanging around; while El Gato and his crow friend walk around.)

El Gato: We will find him and the first thing is to look for clues. (The crow smacks into one of the pots and falls from the shoulders of El Gato. El Gato looks in a vase.) The smallest detail should not be overlooked. (The crow stands up and the cotton wool makes him look like he's a judge. El Gato looks to his right.) Just what do you think you're doing? (The wig is no longer over the crow's face.) Don't you see me over here detectiving while you sit in the shade? I want you to make like the bloodhound. (Sniffs as he grabs the crow and forces him down.) Sniff, sniff, sniff. Get the scent. Sniff it out, you understand? (He pushes the crow and it bonks into a vase, cawing. El Gato is flustered.) Ay, chihuahua; pick up the scent, idiot! (El Gato taps his foot as the crow sniffs the ground. He sniffs at Gato's shoe and looks dizzy in the process. He drops dead. El Gato picks up the crow.) We're not talking hygiene here. Think llama, llama! Now go! (El Gato throws the crow stage left; but then we jump cut to El Gato running and chasing the crow to the south east.) Keep flapping! (He slides into water; gets his throat hooked into the clothesline and his boot get stuck in a water bucket and vase. He tips and then walks with them on.) I hate their feathers, their beady little eyes, those boney little knees. (El Gato tries to take off the water bucket; hopping on one foot; but he trips on a rock.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoaaaaaaaaa! (El Gato flies into the horse's drinking station as the crow perches on it cawing, not amused at all.) What you are staring at?! I'm taking a break. (Cut to El Gato and the crow going through a wheat field.) Pick up the trail! Am I close? Give me a signal! Am I warmer? Am I colder, what?! Am I... (El Gato runs off a cliff and free falls.) WHOOOOAAAAAA! (El Gato crashes into an abyss below creating a hole made of himself. The crow flies down onto the ground, cawing.) You know, somehow I expected more from you...Only I -- the boss -- takes breaks! Not the help! (El Gato grabs the crow and throws him up over the peak and then the crow caws, stunning El Gato.) Did you find some things?! (El Gato climbs the cliff and onto the grass to notice the crow is on the wagon and the donkey.) I stay here, you bring me a sign back! (The crow is amused.) I -- err --- have to calculate factors such as...err...err.. distance, and wind condition; the position of the sun, leader-type things. (The crow flies off and returns with a sign that says "Lost Caves, 2 Mi.". El Gato is angry.) Not a "sign" sign, you flea bag; a sign! (El Gato then ponders it over and picks up the sign.) Wait, wait, wait. Uno momento. Hmmm... (El Gato drops the sign.)

End Of Act I At 8:31

Act II

Scene I

(We return to below the waterfall near the whirlpool. Kit finally makes it to the whirlpool.)

Kit: Baloo?! Baloo! (Cut to a mud lake somewhere in the forest with there are toucans in the foreground perched on trees. Pan over to a tunnel entrance with an animal mouth door frame as Baloo slides in screaming. He bounces on the mud and then gets his head stuck in the side of the mud lake. Cut to Kit pushing a plant aside running in.) Baloo! Baloo! You all right?! (Kit stands on the edge and it gives way causing Kit to scream and drop into the mud lake. Baloo struggles to get his head out and pops it out as he lands on his seat. Kit laughs hard.) Aw, poor widdle Baloo! Did he fall down and go boom?!

Baloo: Well, ha-ha...heh heh. Here's mud in your eye! (Baloo throws mud right in Kit's face. Kit laughs as the mud falls from his face.)

Kit: Here! (Kit offers his hand and Baloo is helped up as Kit looks to his right.) Baloo, it's the temple. This really is your destiny.

Baloo: No, I'd say this is nature's plan to ruin my weekend! (Baloo gets up from the mud as he walks out of the lake and Kit notices a poorly drawn plant is hiding a stone sliding door. Kit pushes the plant.)

Kit: Oh, Baloo; look! The llama from the scroll!

Baloo: Oh, come on, Kit; just 'cause this is an old temple doesn't mean the Idol Of Doom is in there! (Baloo pushes on the llama picture on the door and the door opens up as Baloo's hand is stuck to the door as he is dragged inside.) Uh-oh! Hey, let go! Ah...close sesame! (Kit enters the temple as Baloo unsticks his hand and spin runs backwards.) YOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! (He bonks into a temple door that is too short for him without having to duck to get inside. Kit runs to the entrance as the wind begins to whip around.)

Kit: Destiny!

Baloo: Stop saying that!

Kit: Wow! Come on, Baloo! (Kit runs into the temple.)

Baloo: Aw, okay, okay; we'll give it a look-see. (Baloo and Kit walk into the wind as Baloo can barely move in the middle of the area now.) Careful, Kit. (Kit walks further and they gets blown back right into Baloo's belly.)

Kit: WHOOAAA! What kinda of tunnel is this?

Baloo: Heh ha ha! A wind tunnel! (Baloo sets Kit down and Kit looks at the map.)

Kit: According to this, the idol is in the next chamber! (Kit runs into the wind as Baloo follows him into the middle entrance.)

Baloo: Ha! If there is an idol in there, then I'm a groundhog. (Kit and Baloo stop as the Idol Of Doom (a golden model of a llama.) is sitting right there in front of them.)

Kit: Baloo, you better start looking for your shadow.

Baloo: Huh?

Kit: The Idol Of Doom! (Kit and Baloo approach the idol.)

Baloo: Who would have guessed the old lady was right? (Baloo grabs the idol as the idol sparkles from it's eyes.)

Kit: Wow!

Baloo: Oh, and probably worth a couple of bucks, too!

Crow: Uh-uh! (The crow flies in, swoops down and grabs the idol away from Baloo.)

Baloo: Hey! (The crow flies back and gives the idol to El Gato who is standing there about twenty feet away from Baloo and Kit.) Hey, pal! We found that first! (The crow drops the idol in El Gato's hands.)

El Gato: So, you are the legendary Great Llama?!

Baloo: Well, um, not exactly.

El Gato: I thought not. Imagine trusting the idol to a buffoon like you! (El Gato walks off as Baloo runs after him.)

Baloo: Now hold on...(El Gato turns around.)

El Gato: But since you are here, I will give you a demonstration of its power. (El Gato holds the idol up.) "Idol Of Doom, storm of fire; blast this cavern, per my desire! (Somehow; Baloo is walking up to Kit even though Baloo was right in front of Kit in the previous shot. El Gato's idol eyes flashes and blue lightning shoots from the eyes onto the ceiling of the temple. Baloo and Kit scream and run stage right as debris comes down. Kit and Baloo run in various directions as the temple is coming down on them. El Gato walks off with the idol. ) Enjoy the show. (El Gato laughs malevolently as the whole place collapses. Baloo and Kit continue to run as Baloo notices that there is daylight up at the ceiling.)

Baloo: Let's climb outta here! (The floor collapses causing Baloo and Kit to stop in their tracks at the edge.) Oh, great! (They run left and there is a giant tree root whipping in the air.)

Kit: I got an idea! (Kit grabs the tree root and fishes out his airfoil. Kit surfs up to in front of the tree and throws one of the tree roots as a rope to Baloo.) Baloo, catch! (Baloo runs and grabs the tree root while the wing is pushing him.)

Baloo: Whoooaaaaaaa! (Baloo swings across the abyss and smacks into a stone wall. Baloo drops to the ground and looks up. He grabs the tree root and struggles to climb up.) Oh, I hated this stuff in gym class! (Baloo climbs up to the top of the sink hole.) Oh man, this is supposed to be my weekend off! (Kit shushes him as Kit is looking from a cliff as we pan down to notice El Gato is buried underneath rock with the crow watching him.)

El Gato: Argh! I blasted this place too hard! (Crow swoops down to pull El Gato out; but no good.) No, no, no, that's no good! Here, take the idol a moment. (El Gato brings out the idol; and Baloo is right there to take it from him.)

Baloo: Aw, you shouldn't have!

El Gato: What?! (The crow caws and then flies off stage right.)

Baloo: See, Kit; I told you he'd give it back nicely. Now how's that little ditty go again? (Kit rubs his baseball cap.)

Kit: Uh...Idol Of Doom, storm and fire...

Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah! Idol Of Doom, storm and fire...(El Gato pushes some boulders away and gets out. He rushes Baloo as Kit points at him.)

Kit: Look out! (Baloo and Kit duck down and El Gato runs past them without grabbing the idol at all.)

Baloo: Flatten that creep like a bicycle tire! (El Gato runs back as a blue lightning bolt hits El Gato in the chest. El Gato goes flying and makes a model of himself into the brick wall. Baloo goes over to the wall.) Not bad for a buffoon, huh? Ta-ta! (Baloo walks off.)

El Gato: I'll follow you wherever you go! (Baloo walks away with Kit stage right.)

Baloo: Ha ha, good luck pal! We've got the only plane in town!

El Gato: It doesn't matter! I'll get you! (Baloo and Kit push through some ferns.)

Kit: Eh, now you have to destroy it, Baloo!

Baloo: (Shakes his head.) Nothing doing! Once I take it back to the old lady, it's her problem. (Baloo and Kit walk off stage left.)

Scene II

(Head back to the village as Baloo and Kit are outside Una's shop. Kit notices that the door is open.)

Kit: Why's the door open? (Baloo and Kit shrug their shoulders. Baloo peeks inside.)

Baloo: Uh, hello? Lady? (Una whacks Baloo in the head with a frying pan. Baloo holds his head in pain as Una shows up.) OW!

Una: Oh, my! I'm sorry, oh, it's you!

Baloo: I'm sorry it's me, too!

Una: Come in! Come in! (Una closes the doors after Baloo and Kit walk in. Baloo shows her the idol.)

Baloo: Okay, lady! Here it is.

Una: Oh, good! El Gato didn't get it!

Kit: You mean the guy with the crow?

Una: Yes. He was here. (Baloo and Kit notice that the place was in fact ransacked.)

Baloo: You mean he did this? (Una nods. Baloo pulls up a shelf and is straining.) Picking on defenseless people. I wish I could teach that jerk a lesson!

Una: But you can! Destroy the idol before he gets it! Complete your destiny! (Baloo pushes his arm away.)

Baloo: Stop saying that! Oh, lady, listen; I-I-I don't know how to get rid of this thing.

Una: Oh of course, Great Llama. Forgive an old lady. (Una grabs a vase.)

Baloo: (Sighs.) Okay, okay. I'll see what I can do, but then I really gotta leave. (She smiles.)

Scene III

(Back to the SeaDuck as there is a broken saw and chipped axe on the ground. Pan over to more broken tools as we see Baloo on top of the idol straining and complaining. He is using a jackhammer on it.)

Baloo: This thing's driving my crazy! Cooommmeeee on, yoooouuuuu! (The idol flashes it's eyes and sends electric bolts into Baloo.) YEOWWWWWWWWW! (Baloo bounces off the idol and is using the jackhammer as a pogo stick.) Whoa! Ow! Whoa! Ha-ho! (Baloo bounces into the nosecone of the SeaDuck and drops onto his belly as the jackhammer nails him in the back.) OWWWW!

Kit: (Sitting in the navigator's chair of the SeaDuck.) I'm not even going to ask. (Baloo throws the jackhammer away.)

Baloo: I can't bust this thing! (Baloo sits up and bonks his head over and over again.) Arrggghhh!

Kit: Easy! Don't lose it, Poppa Bear!

Baloo: Lose it...Lose it! Yeah! That's exactly what I'm gonna do! (Baloo runs over and grabs the idol.)

Scene IV

(Over a large lake we see the SeaDuck fly in.)

Baloo: Okay, Kit; let's deep-six this bookend. (Cut to the cockpit as Baloo has the idol.) Bye-bye, sweetheart! (Baloo throws the idol out of the window. The idol drops into the water. The water bubbles and rises up in a water pillar. It then flies up into the air and follows the SeaDuck stage left. Cut back into the cockpit as Baloo is sitting down in the pilot; with his feet on the flight stick again as Kit is sitting in the navigator's seat checking the map.) Now, gimme the quickest way outta this country, Li'l Britches! (Kit looks out the window.)

Kit: Baloo! Four o'clock! Unidentified flying...Idol? (Baloo looks out as he sees the idol coming straight at the SeaDuck.)

Baloo: Oh, baby! (Baloo flies the SeaDuck around for a while; but the idol keeps following it. Baloo pants in the cockpit as the idol appears right next to the pilot's window. It taps itself on the window.)

Kit: Uh-oh, guess who wants in?!

Baloo: Oh, no, no! I said no! (Baloo locks the door; but the idol bangs through the glass window of the SeaDuck and lands right in Baloo's lap.) Why is it following me?!

Kit: 'Cause you're the Great Llama?!

Baloo: Oh, man! Maybe there's something to this destiny thing after all. (Kit nods as Baloo puts the idol on the dashboard. Then we get rumbling as the SeaDuck sways. We hear a condor squwaking.)

Kit: What's happening?! (Baloo looks out the window.)

Baloo: Jumpin' canaries! (We cut to outside as the condor from the beginning of the episode is resting on top of the roof of the SeaDuck. Baloo and Kit scream.)

End Of Act II At 15:55

Act III

Scene I

(Cut to another angle of the SeaDuck being attacked by the giant condor as El Gato is sitting on top of the condor.)

Kit: What is it?!

Baloo: It's a giant condor! (Cut to El Gato on the condor which is flapping it's wing.)

El Gato: I told you I'd find you! (Back in the cockpit as there is more shaking.)

Baloo: It's that crazy El Gato! (The condor smashes through the windshield, sending broken glass all over Baloo and Kit and even Kit forgets to duck. Both of them scream as the condor grabs the idol and gives it back to El Gato. El Gato flies off with the condor stage left; holding the idol above his head.)

El Gato: Ha ha ha ha! At last! It's mine! (The condor flies around as El Gato rubs the idol.) Idol Of Doom, storm and fire; blast that plane, higher and higher! (Storm clouds begin to come in while the spell is being cast. The idol shoots lightning beams from its eyes. It nails the SeaDuck as Baloo and Kit panic. Magic sounds ensue and the SeaDuck goes into a literal tailspin. Baloo screams.)

Kit: Whoooooooa! Noooooo! (The SeaDuck spirals as the clouds clear and the condor flies towards the village.)

El Gato: I never liked this insignificant town. Idol Of Doom, storm and fire; blast that hill, it is my desire! (Storm clouds come in as the spell is being cast. The idol blasts lightning beams from it's eyes to the top of a snowy peak. Rocks and snow fall down the mountain. Cut to the village as there is a bird furry, weasel furry, three dognoses and Professor O'Bowens all look and scream in unison. More furries run in various directions as the boulders all smash the village up. Cut back to El Gato on the condor laughing.) That's it! Run, you ants! (Cut back to the SeaDuck tailspinning some more as we head back to the cockpit.)

Baloo: Come on, baby! Come on! (Baloo strains as he manages to get the SeaDuck to pull up coming very close to smacking a snowy peak. Baloo strains and breathes a sigh of relief.) Good going, sweetheart!

Kit: (Looking out the window.) Look, Baloo; he's wrecking the city! (Baloo looks out and notices the destruction.)

Baloo: That tears it! Kit, let's buzz that buzzard!

Kit: Roger that! (The SeaDuck turns around and flies towards the village which has magically repaired itself. The SeaDuck flies behind the condor and uses the propeller to slice the tail feathers off the condor. The condor screeches like crazy. Baloo is whining now at the controls.)

Baloo: I can't see nothing but tail feathers! (The SeaDuck is heading straight for some mountains as Kit panics.)

Kit: Whoa, Baloo! Whoa! (Kit closes his eyes as Baloo does a barrel roll and goes through the peaks on its side.)

Baloo: Think thin! (The SeaDuck positions itself back as the condor is now flying below it. El Gato rubs the idol.)

El Gato: Arrgh! Get them! (The condor swoops down and grabs onto the left tailsection of the plane and shakes the plane with Baloo and Kit inside of it. Kit sits on the window sill to notice this.)

Kit: Baloo, he's got the alienron!

Baloo: Arggh! She's jammed! (The condor finally lets go and flies away as the SeaDuck flies around stage left and around as we see the flap of the tailsection of the plane is down as we head into the cockpit.) Now sit tight, Kit. I gotta knock it loose. (Baloo gets up and goes to the back. The side door opens and Baloo brings out a bamboo pole. He taps on the tailsection flap; but no go.) Great! WHOA! (Baloo falls out of the SeaDuck; but the bracelet sparks and causes Baloo to bounce back as it sticks to some metal hook underneath the tailsection of the SeaDuck.) Oh, baby! You saved me! Just like Una said! (The condor then flies up from behind and grabs Baloo by it's talons. Baloo screams. The SeaDuck flies around with Kit looking out the window.)

Kit: Baloo! (Cut to the condor with El Gato and Baloo in it's talons.)

Baloo: I come here for a quiet weekend and I end up fighting overgrown parakeets! (Looks at the bracelet.) Okay, pal! We're in this together! Do your stuff, bangle! (Points the bracelet at the condor and it shoots lightning at the condor blinding it and frying it.)

El Gato: (Panics as the condor screeches.) What is going on?!

Baloo: A present from the Great Llama!

El Gato: OWWW! Ohhhh! (The idol drops from El Gato's hands as Baloo manages to grab it despite being almost unreachable.)

Baloo: Ha ha! Pop fly to the shortstop! (The condor lets go of Baloo as Baloo runs in midair screaming. Baloo free falls and lands right on front of the SeaDuck as Kit is literally flying the plane.)

Kit: Well, what do ya know? I got her unstuck.

Baloo: Okay, my turn. (Baloo rubs the idol.) Idol Of Doom, storm and fire; come on little llama, grant my desire. Pluck that chicken! (Storm clouds gather around as the idol shoots lightning from it's eyes. It hits the condor in the face; causing it to explode. The smoke clears and the condor has no feathers and is roasted. It free falls with El Gato right into the mud. El Gato struggles up.)

El Gato: Can anyone direct me to the nearest bus stop? (El Gato flops onto the mud knocked out.)

Scene II

(Back inside Una's shop as Baloo and Kit walk in with the idol. Baloo puts the idol on the table.)

Baloo: Well, you were right, lady. Heh heh. This little baby saved my life!

Una: Then its work is done. (The bracelet magically opens up and plops right in Una's hand.) But yours is not. You still must destroy the idol!

Kit: Yeah, Baloo!

Baloo: He-hey, no sweat folks! The Great Llama's got all the answers! (Baloo grabs the idol and stomps it down.) Idol Of Doom, storm and fire; in a swirl of smoke, you will expire! (Kit is holding his mouth to hold back his laughter at Baloo's casting, and then the idol disappears in a puff of smoke. Una gasps.)

Una: You did it, Great Llama! See, it was your destiny.

Baloo: (Chuckles.) Maybe it was at that. Heh heh. Well, so long, sister. Thanks for a wild weekend. (He waves goodbye and he and Kit walk out of the shop. Kit hugs Baloo's belly.)

Kit: You were a great, Great Llama; Baloo!

Baloo: Yeah, and I predict the future, too. (Baloo rubs on Kit's head.) I see you and me sitting at Louie's, sharing a triple-decker hot-fudge sundae...with extra sprinkles. (Kit licks his chops.)

Kit: (Chuckles.) Now how do ya know that?

Baloo: I'd say it's our destiny. (Baloo winks at the camera and then he and Kit walk off into the sunset.)

End Of Episode At 21:18

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