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The Sound & The Furry Transcript

Written: 05/07/2016
Updated: 12/05/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Shot of a spooky lake with a small dock and a small shack in the middle of said lake as night. There are wolves howling and owls hooting as we pan over and see a lamp with multiple signs on it along with houses in the background. Small boats line the lake and trees are literally in the water. We pan over to a black helicopter called "Crazy Edie's" as indicated on the white neon sign.)

Crazy Edie: Well, I'll be dipped! Whatcha got here is a loose reticulator gizmet. (We see posters of Edie smiling like an evil person with a wrench claiming to be "wrench wizardy", along with "new parts!" and "All work garanteed" which is Engrish since it's supposed to be "guaranteed". Pan over to a woman bird furry wearing a blue jacket, red cap with goggles, red boots, red gloves and a red wth yellow spots skirt; checking the engine of a makeshift like plane while talking to a grey mouse furry with black hair wearing a brown sweater and blue pants.) Now, you're lucky that your atmospheric flapdoodle ain't busted up, 'cause we'd be talkin' considerable cash, buddy. (Edie reaches into her pocket and brings out a cat with elf ears, a blue leash and red hair. Edie gasps.) Oh, look! Klenzer's Comet! (Edie points to the sky; the furry pilot turns around to look up as Edie puts the cat into the engine. She then takes out a fork shaped remote control and pushes a button.) Ah, silly me! Just the ol' moon. (She puts the fork behind her back and pushes the blue button. Inside the engine, the blue collar flashes blue and zaps the cat with a buzzer. She then races like mad and completely dismantles the engine inside. Back outside, the furry is still looking at the moon.) Well, as I was saying; good thing it wasn't your flapdoodle! (Edie taps on the front of the plane and an bronze engine part comes out and rolls forward.) Well, I'll be dipped! Your flapdoodle! (Edie puts the fork control back in her pocket. Back in the engine as the cat is on the engine panting rapidly. She grabs the cat and puts it in her pocket and even though the furry was right there in sight to see it, he pretends that he's confused as he's holding the engine part.) Now lookie-here, buddy; since I'm Craaaazzzzy Edie... (The furry grabs the engine part as Edie grabs the guys wallet. He see an angry mob coming from a wooden bridge with torches as they are yelling.) I'll fix your flapdoodle and your gizmet for the ridiculously low price of six...(Edie counts the money.) No, nine...nine o'clock. Just look at the time! (We see on her left arm at least three or four watches multicolored.) Gotta fly! (Edie bails stage left as she pulls a lever on the helicopter and all of her ad materials get folded up and pulled into the helicopter. The helicopter starts up as the propellers spin as the denizens with torches have come. There is Fred, a chicken hawk furry, Amelia Airhead and a few of the reporters of this series present. Muffy is also present behind Fred as Edie goes into her helicopter and the helicopter takes off into the sky as the denizens with torches pump their torches in outrage. The mouse furry picks up his wallet on the ground.)

Mob Leader: Get that crook! Stop that Crazy Edie! Hey, stop that woman! She's a...! (The helicopter flies away and then jump cut to the helicopter flying into the hard camera. Head into the cockpit as Edie is pushing and pulling on the flight stick violently. From the curtain wall, pops a crocodile who is like Igantz in that he's both a creature and character without clothes at the same time. Only he cannot speak as he licks his chops. He goes over to a glass cage with three more cats. The second one is darker grey with black hair and the third one is beige colored with longer red hair and a pink collar. The fourth one has darker brown hair.)

Edie: Ha ha ha! We sure fleeced those backwater rhubarbs, Al! (She opens the top of the cage and brings out the first cat and plops it in Al's mouth after the cat squirms a lot. Al closes his mouth; and Edie bashes him with an out of nowhere newspaper.) Al! Quit tryin' to eat the help! (Al opens his mouth to show the cat looking scared and panting. Edie grabs the cat by the collar and plops it in the cage as it whimpers. Edie closes the cage. He pulls a rope as a bell sounds and the cage is raised and pulled to the back of the helicopter. Al takes a look at the back from the curtain as his eyes flash yellow.) Critters like them's hard to come by; and I don't wanna hafta fly all the way to Bayou Country to get more...(Edie opens an out of nowhere map.) Especially since we're already half way to Cape Suzette! (The helicopter flies away stage right.)

Scene II

(After a fade to black; we are over the ocean with purple skies as the blue helicopter (sometimes black in other shots) flies away from the hard camera.)

Edie: Cape Suzette, and right on schedule! (Head into the cockpit with Edie flying the helicopter.) Al! Hurry up! You now how cranky I get without my morning coffee! (Head into the back as Al is creating coffee at a counter containing a giant sized teapot. He puts the teacup at the tea pot and then turns around and licks his chops at the cats in the cage. The cats hold each other in fear. Al's tail is coming close to the wall where there is two levers: the red one is for the hatch and the blue one is for coffee.) And don't open the cargo hatch with the red lever like you did last week! (Al's tail pulls down the red lever and the back hatch opens.) I'm tired of fishing your sorry skin outta the water! (The cage runs towards the end; so Al turns around and uses his head to push up the red lever and the hatch closes, making sure the cats stay put. Al pants.) Al, hurry up! (Al uses his tail to pull down the coffee lever and puts the teacup in position to pour the hot coffee from the teapot into the teacup. Al turns around and pushes up the blue lever; but his tail also pulls down the red lever, opening the hatch. Al is wearing a white apron by the way as he walks into the cockpit with the coffee. When he opens the curtain though; the cage is actually near the cockpit instead of the back like it should be. Al panics and throws the coffee as it bonks off Edie's head. Edie struggles around as the wires of the cage snap at the end of the pully causing the cage to fall out of the helicopter. Edie pulls the flight stick up and we have a tailspin as the helicopter gets in position to see the cage free fall. Edie nails Al with the out of nowhere newspaper.) Al! I'm gonna make a suitcase outta you yet! (We see the cage fall into the water. It falls towards the bottom and then somehow comes up in Cape Suzette harbour. It bobs towards the docks of Higher For Hire as we see the cats whimpering. Cut to the docks near WildCat's boathouse as the boathouse is so small compared to Baloo and WildCat that it looks like a storage boat. They are looking at an engine that is hoisted on a crane. The SeaDuck is out on the water away the docks.)

WildCat Puma: Wow! Baloo, did you see that? (Close up of Baloo checking the engine.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: See what?

WildCat: I think it was Klenzer's Comet. (WildCat points to something holding a wrench.)

Baloo: Aw, WildCat! Don't start seein' things on me now! The airshow's this afternoon, and the SeaDuck's goin' kerchunk-kerchunk-kerchunk! (Baloo walks up the stairs.)

WildCat: If it goes "kerchunk-kerchunk-kerchunk", it's just a dirty filter. But it went...Errrrren! It's definitely a cracked Klinkenheimer. (Baloo scratches his head.)

Baloo: Okay, so long as the Duck's soundin' pretty by contest time. (Baloo tips his hat and walks off to the office. (WildCat checks the engine as the glass cage arrives with the cats inside. WildCat turns around to see it.)

WildCat: Hey..A lobster tank! (WildCat grabs the cage and looks in it.) Wow! Lobsters! (The cats whimper in fear.) Aw, don't worry; I won't eat ya. (WildCat puts the cage down on the dock.)

Furries: Phew! (WildCat opens the top of the cage and the furries proceed to climb out of the cage. They push the cage into the harbour and squeak and cheer.)

WildCat: I'm WildCat. What're your names? (The furries squeak and shrug their shoulders in saying that they don't have any.) Okay, I'll name ya...Sammy, Frankie, Max...Oh, you're a girl! Sorry! (Maxine folds her arms and Frankie giggles at her expense.) Maxine and Homer. (WildCat grabs Homer.) I like Homer 'cause it rhymes with wrench. (Homer stands tall; so Maxine jumps in and shoves Homer off WildCat's paw. Sammy and Frankie giggle of course which Maxine is not amused with.) Aw, don't be jealous, Maxine. Whoa, collars! Oh, you must belong to someone. But there's no tag! That means I can keep you! (All the furries squeal with joy and dance around. They tackle WildCat down and kiss him.)

Scene III

(Cut to the docks as WildCat is underneath the engine fixing it.)

WildCat: (Grunting and straining.) I gotta pull this guy apart so I can get to the cracked Klinkenheimer. (Cut to the roof of the boathouse as the furries are lying down enjoying themselves. WildCat sits up.) I must be a quart low on my elbow grease, or I should eat more energy food like jellybean omelets. (The furries get up and squeak as they hop onto the engine towards the office. Head to the office as Baloo is in the kitchen raiding the fridge again. Cut to the furries at the window looking on. They look at each other and they jump off the dishes in the kitchen sink. Cut to Baloo at the fridge.)

Baloo: Oh, cracked somethin'er-nother heimers make me nervous. Better eat somethin' light to settle my stomach. (Baloo closes the fridge to bring out at least eight slices of bread, suasages on a string, lettuce and cheese. The furries bonk into the fridge as Baloo is at the table making a Shaggy-equse sandwhich. Baloo puts a small cherry tomato with a toothpick on top as he goes to the fridge and opens it. Baloo chuckles.) Man can't live on food alone. (Baloo takes over some cola soda pop with the straw already in it.) Heh heh. (Baloo turns around and then gasps because the entire sandwich and meat is gone from the table. All that is left are crumbs. Baloo looks under the plate.) It's the strain of worryin'; that's what it is. (Baloo goes to the fridge.)

Scene IV

(Cut to the docks as WildCat is straining with the wrench on the engine as the furries all run in and pull on WildCat's tail. They bring in a skateboard with the sandwich they stole from the table.)

WildCat: For me? Gosh, thanks! (WildCat takes the sandwich and eats it.) Bet I can do a number on that engine now. (WildCat puts the sandwich down as Homer shows off his muscles and the other furries giggle. WildCat tries to turn the wrench; but nothing doing. WildCat gets frustrated and bangs on the nut causing his wrench to vibrate and himself to shake. That turns the collars on and zaps the furries. They run in fast and dismantle the engine completely. WildCat stops shaking as the engine comes apart and out comes a metal rod onto the dock. The furries run away stage left.) The cracked Klinkenheimer! Now I can fix it! You guys are the nicest lobster I ever met! And the strongest, too! (The furries look at each other as WildCat scratches his head.)

Scene V

(Cut to inside WildCat's boathouse as we pan over to WildCat snoring on a box with the furries sleeping on top of him. WildCat has his visor off as there is a knock on the door. )

Baloo: (Outside.) WildCat?! (The furries hide on top of WildCat's head; giving him wig like hair as the door opens and in comes Baloo.) WildCat, did you fix the engine?

WildCat: She's running like...(WildCat makes a popping sound with his mouth and finger.) a scared chicken.

Baloo: Uh, right! Let's go. And it's warm out, you won't need the hat.

WildCat: I'm not wearing a hat. (Baloo is flustered and holding his head like he has a headache. Baloo turns around and walks away. Cut to WildCat as the furries get up as Homer gasps as he notices a map on the ground. Homer shoves everyone off the head and runs down to grab the map. He grabs the map and chatters on as she brings it to WildCat. On the map it shows an area called Bayou Country.) Bayou Country? (Homer chitters while nodding his head.) They got good gumbo there. (Homer shakes his head as WildCat is surprised.) They got lousy gumbo? (Homer ponders this over and then goes over to a nut and screwdriver. He throws the nut in the air and smacks it with the screwdriver.) Baseball? (Homer uses the objects on the floor as bases.) First base...second base...he's rounding third base...home! Home? Home! (Maxine chatters.) You want to see a baseball game in Bayou Country?

Homer: Uh-uh! (Shakes his head and he circles the gear around in excitement and walks on the map again. WildCat scratches his head.)

WildCat: Home, home...Your home is Bayou Country! (All furries jump up and down cheering. WildCat kneels down.) Guess you wanna go home, huh? (They nod their heads.) Well, I'd sure miss ya, but what are pals for? After that contest, I'll get Baloo to fly ya home! (The furries jump into WildCat's lap cheering and they kiss him.)

Baloo: WILD...CAT! (WildCat gets up as the SeaDuck engines have started. WildCat sets the furries on the floor, grabs his orange visor and head to the door. He waves goodbye as the furries squeak and wave back. He closes the door.) C'mon, WildCat! Time to ace that air show! (Cut to Baloo in the cockpit of the SeaDuck as WildCat enters from the side door and closes that side door. The SeaDuck takes off into the sky as we pan over to Edie and Al in front of the office with the glass cage. Cut to inside the boathouse as the furries dance in a circle cheering on a rug. The door slams open and the furries turn around to see Edie and Al in the doorway with the cage. They hold each other in fear.)

Edie: Howdy, boys! Miss me? This is gonna be like old times... (Al comes forward as the furries whimper in fear as they back up.) 'Cause if I heard right, we got an air show to bust up! (The furries hold each other, shaking and whimpering in fear as Edie puts the glass cage over them.)

End Of Act I At 7:51

Act II

Scene I

(Cut to a large blimp in mid air with a landing strip in the middle of nowhere above the mountains. There is a finish line with red flags, a large hanger and bleachers for the public to sit in. There is also an announce booth above that. Zoom in and then cut to the five planes at the starting line with three boxes of cargo on the landing strip. Cut to in front of the finish line as an ice cream bicycle pedals in featuring a pelican wearing a white shirt, red bowtie, blue pants and a blue hat pedaling the ice cream freezer in front of him.)

Ice Cream Salesman: Ice cream, ice cream, get your ice cream!

Master Of Ceremonies: (On the PA System.) Welcome, folks; to our Cargo Carrier Classic. Brought to you by "Hi-Yo Silverware", the finest name in cheap utensils. (Cut to in between the hanger and the bleachers as Crazy Edie's helicopter is landed and already set up with a poster that reads "Instant Air Repair". Cut to inside at the back as Edie takes down the glass cage from the pulley. Al is standing up panting and licking his chops as Edie puts what appeared to be Sonny or Frankie; but it's Homer who goes into the toolbox first.)

Edie: We're gonna clean up here, Al. (Then Edie puts Frankie, Sonny and Maxine in the tool box in that order. Edie grabs the toolbox and waves at Al before walking out. Cut to Baloo and WildCat standing on at the side door of the SeaDuck as Baloo is wearing a five on his shirt.)

Baloo: Yessire, you an' me are gonna clean up here. (WildCat then takes a mop out of the side door.)

WildCat: Where do we start? (Baloo looks shocked and then takes the mop away.)

Baloo: I'm talkin' about the contest, WildCat. Now why don't you double-check the engine? (WildCat walks stage right to the right wing as Baloo is flustered again. WildCat notices Edie putting a furry underneath the engine.)

WildCat: Who are you? (Edie turns around.)

Edie: (In a sarcastic manner.) The Queen of Sheba.

WildCat: Really? I never met a real queen before!

Edie: Gotta go, buddy. Drop by the palace some time. (Edie takes her toolbox and walks off stage right. WildCat waves the engine a bit and pulls out Homer from the engine. Homer waves.)

WildCat: Homer?! Did you follow me all the way from home? (Homer speaks gibberish while waving his arms.) I'm glad to see you, too! (More flapping arms and gibberish as Homer points in the general direction where Edie went then jumps up on WildCat's hair and hides. Baloo returns.)

Baloo: How's it look, WildCat? (WildCat scratches his head.)

WildCat: Good thing I double-checked, Baloo. There was a lobster in the engine.

Baloo: A furry lobster, huh?

WildCat: Yeah, his name's Homer!

Baloo: Good thing you wore that hat, I think you've been gettin' too much sun. (Baloo turns around and walks away stage left. Homer pops up and pulls on WildCat's overall in a panic with more gibberish.)

WildCat: What is it, Homer? You wanna show me something? (Homer nods as we cut to Edie at the starting line near a grey airplane with red trim at the end of the landing strip. WildCat walks towards her in front of a green airplane with yellow trim. Edie puts down her toolbox and brings out Maxine.) Hey, the Queen's got Maxine! (Edie puts Maxine in the engine and then runs off stage left. WildCat watches on as we cut over to a dingo furry wearing a pea green shirt, a green vest with a belt and wing tipped hat with glasses come in and close the engine and leaves. WildCat comes in and knocks on the door panel of the engine.) Maxine?! You in there?! (Apparently; there are oil barrels at the edge not seen in the first shot when Edie turns around.)

Edie: That greasemonkey's gonna blow my scam. (Cut to inside the engine as Maxine is sitting down in defeat.)

WildCat: Oh, Maxine! (She hears WildCat's voice and coos. WildCat opens the engine in which the grey dingo pilot sees him.)

Dingo Pilot: Hey! I don't like people messin' with my engine!

WildCat: But I wasn't messin' with your engine. (The dingo furry slams the engine door closed causing Maxine to flop down on her seat. She gets up and taps her foot.) I was lookin' for a friend.

Dingo Pilot: I'm not interested in makin' friends right now, pal! (Gets in WildCat's face.)

Master Of Ceremonies: Will pilot number one, please get into position? (Dingo is wearing a one on his vest as he grabs WildCat and plops him down about ten feet away from the starting line.)

Dingo Pilot: Outta my way, that's my cue! (Dingo pilot walks back to his plane as we see Edie pop up from the oil barrels.)

Edie: Psst...Psst! Psst...

Homer: (In WildCat's overall pockets.) Eeek! (He dives inside the pocket again.)

WildCat: You springin' a leak, Homer?

Edie: (Grabs his arm.) Come'ere, buddy. I know where your friends are.

WildCat: But, your Majesty; Maxine's in that plane! (Edie looks confused.)

Edie: Of course she is! She's part of the show, see? (Edie walks with WildCat.)

WildCat: Now why didn't Maxine tell me she was in show biz? (Edie walks WildCat over to a small storage hut and opens the door.)

Edie: Now go on in, your friends are waitin' for you. (WildCat enters the hut.)

WildCat: Dino? Frankie? (Edie slams the door and then pad locks it.)

Edie: See ya later, chump! (Edie waves goodbye and walks off stage right. Cut to WildCat inside the hut.)

WildCat: Homer, not only are we alone, but we can't see Maxine's show from here. (Cut back to the starting line with the planes.)

Master of Ceremonies: The pilot who loads his cargo and completes the obstacle course in record time will be our winner. (Pan over to the grey plane as the Dingo Pilot is in position.) On your mark! Get set! Go! (Dingo pilot gets in the starting position and runs towards the cargo boxes as there are now six of them instead of three. The side panel is open as the pilot puts the cargo into cargo storage. He pushes the last two in and then closes the door and then jumps into the cockpit of his plane. He starts the engines and then takes off into the sky as we cut over to Edie cackling from near the Public Address booth.)

Edie: Looks like engine trouble. (Edie brings out her tuning fork remote control and pushes the pink button on the top. Cut to the plane in the air and then to Maxine as she is zapped. She runs fast and dismantles the engine as the engines rattle like crazy. The pilot turns around his plane, there is a puff of smoke and the thing takes a nosedive and then hyperboles up and onto the landing strip. Then it lands without crashing at all as the Dingo pilot gets out of the plane as the plane wings and nose cone separates. Edie comes in and grabs Maxine from the engine and puts her in the toolbox.) Oh, I'll be dipped. It's your mugwumper all right.

Dingo Pilot: Well, I gotta fly home. Can you fix it?

Edie: If Crazy Edie can't fix it, it ain't broke. But it'll cost ya...(Cut to the green plane with yellow trim starting up as Edie has teleported back to her helicopter and presses the green button to turn on Sonny's collar inside the plane. He runs and dismantles the engine like crazy. This causes the propellers to reserve field and the plane flies backwards. It sputters, the engines go dead and it freefalls into the water below. Baloo runs over and throws a life preserver as we cut to the hippo pilot from Feminine Air (purple sweater and leather hat) sulking as the life preserver drops on his neck.)

Scene II

(Cut to the landing strip as the black helicopter hoisting the green plane onto the strip as it is very wet. It is dropped like a stone on the strip and we scene change to the starting line as the hippo pilot is out with a wad of cash in his hands. Edie comes in and the hippo furry gives Edie the money. Cut to the third plane which is colored white, blue and red with three propellers in a triangle. Cut to Edie pushing the red button which causes Frankie inside the engine to go nuts and dismantles the engine so much that the landing wheels gets destroyed like a pinball and the planes crashes on the starting line. Scene change to Edie walking in as we see that it's piloted by a brown panther wearing a naval coat and leather cap goggles. He gives money to Edie. Cut to the fourth plane which is vanilla with red/blue trim bouncing up and down as we discover that Wily Pole is piloting this plane. It's the same plane from A Baloo Switcheroo by the way. It explodes as Wily is holding the flight stick looking confused. Edie comes in and motions for money. Cut to the PA system.)

Master of Ceremonies: Well, folks; the way things are going, our last contestant'll be lucky to even get off the ground. (Pan over to the SeaDuck as Baloo is behind it and gets into starter's position.) On your mark! Get set! Go! (A starter's pistol is fired off-screen. Baloo runs to the cargo and crashes into them causing the cargo to fly into the air. Baloo pushes the cargo into the back of the SeaDuck with ease.) That's a personal best for Baloo, folks. (Baloo slams the side door and opens the navigator's side door. He hops in and closes it.) Now let's watch him blow it on the obstacle course. (The engines are already started and the SeaDuck flies into the air. Cut back to the hut as we see WildCat and Maxine grunting as they try to push open the door; but it's locked. Cut back to Edie bringing out her tuning fork.)

Edie: Four down and one to go. (Edie pushes the blue button as we cut to inside the hut with WildCat and Homer pushing on the door.)

WildCat: Just a little harder, Homer. (The collar is zapped and Homer goes wild running around the hut so violently that the entire hut collapses and Homer drops onto his seat on the ground.) Hey, pretty strong for a little guy, aren't ya? (Homer pants and does some handstands as it speaks gibberish.) You tryin' to tell me something, Homer? (Homer holds on to his collar.) The guys are in trouble! (Homer chitters some more.) Maybe Baloo will help us. (Homer is flustered. We cut to the SeaDuck going through a mountain in the obstacle course labeled 2 with a logo of a pie. Baloo flies into the cave and then flicks a switch to turn the headlights on. Baloo flies some more into the cave as the alarms sound. Spotlights on the ground flash their lights. We then see pies splattered on the windshield as Baloo looks out the window and gets a cream pie in the face. He tries to lick his face and then a second cream pie hits him in the face. Baloo is not amused as he goes inside and switches on the windshield wipers. We cut to the pies shooting out of cannons and then cut to a pig with a mustache in chef's gear throwing cream pie after cream pie into the cannon as we pan over to see what appears to be Colonel Grogg firing the pie cannon. We see another pie cannon firing and then a giant cannon being fired by another furry as this fires a giant pie which misses. Baloo flies in the light as alarm bells ring and red lights ablaze. Cut to a furry wearing green pants, green coat, brown gloves and a green pilot's cap. He is reading a magazine called Kaboom. There is a furance with a knob on the side as he twists the knob from on, to hot, to boil to blow top. Cut to a shot of the furance blowing steam and pan up as the stove starts ablazing. Cut to a shot of boiling magma as the SeaDuck flies above it. An explosion is heard as the magma rises up bubbling. This causes the SeaDuck to fly out of the volcano with the lava pouring like a water pillar. Baloo flies down with the mid air arm pointing down towards the water. The SeaDuck lands on the water as Baloo breathes a sigh of relief. So the SeaDuck goes down the river and Baloo is shock because the SeaDuck goes over and down a waterfall. Baloo winds up the windows as the SeaDuck dives underwater. Baloo regains controls as the fish give way from the cliff to reveal a cardboard octopus. Baloo pulls up on the flight stick and knocks the octopus into the abyss below. The SeaDuck pops out from the water and flies around the area as it flies through stone rings. The SeaDuck flies towards the landing strip blimp as we head back to it.)

Hippo Pilot: Hey, how come Baloo's plane ain't fallin' apart like ours did?

Panther Pilot: Yeah... (Cut to Edie on the landing strip looking out with the binoculars.)

Edie: What's going on? (She notices the SeaDuck is still flying.) That plane oughta be spare parts by now. (Cut to the PA system which is next to the bleachers as we see the usual cast of characters, including a number of them who were in the mob scene at the beginning of the episode (Fred, Amelia, etc.).)

Master of Ceremonies: He did it, folks! Baloo cleared the obstacle course in record time! (Cut to Edie looking on with the binoculars and she's not amused. The crowd cheers in the background.)

Edie: Something's gone wrong, Al. (Edie throws the binoculars away and they shatter like glass as we cut to Al.) We better grab our other little stinker and get outta here! (Edie grabs the toolbox and bails stage right as Al follows her. Cut to the Hippo pilot, Dingo Pilot, Panther pilot and Wily Pole looking on in disbelief.)

Hippo Pilot: Didn't Baloo say somethin' 'bout a secret weapon?

Dingo Pilot: Yeah, and his mechanic was snoopin' around my engine.

Hippo/Dingo/Wily Pole/Panther Pilot: Yeah! That's right! Hey! (Baloo lands the SeaDuck on the landing strip.)

Baloo: I won! Ha ha! I bet they'll carry me on their shoulders. (Baloo climbs down from the pilot's door and lands on the strip ready to embrace them for his big victory.) Ta-da! Hey, what do you say, guys?! (Baloo runs over as the four pilots run towards him in a fit of rage.)

Hippo Pilot: Get'im, boys!

End Of Act II At 16:05

Act III

Scene I

(Back on the landing strip on the sky shot as the pilots are chasing Baloo. )

Hippo Pilot: Let's tar and feather'im!

Angry Pilots: Tar and feather'im! Tar and feather'im! Tar and feather'im...!

Baloo: I've heard of sore losers, but this is ridiculous!

Angry Pilots: (Chanting.) Tar and feather'im! Tar and feather'im! Tar and feather'im! Tar and feather'im! (Baloo runs towards the edge; then reserves field in cartoon fashion and runs towards the angry pilots. The pilots stop and turn around.)

Hippo Pilot: We don't have any tar.

Panther Pilot: And we don't have any feathers.

Hippo Pilot: We got airplane grease...

Panther Pilot: And we got spoons.

Angry Pilots: (Baloo hides behind a box.) Grease and spoon'im! Grease and spoon'im! Grease and spoon'im! Grease and spoon'im! (Baloo tiptoes away from the box; but is cut off by the angry pilots; who have a bucket of black airplane grease from Hippo pilot and spoons from panther pilot. They surround Baloo.) Grease and spoon'im! Grease and spoon'im! Grease and spoon'im! (So they pour airplane grease and spoons on Baloo's body.)

Baloo: All right, you happy now? (Baloo shakes off the grease and spoons.)

Dingo Pilot: Nope! Not until we wreck your plane!

Baloo: No! Not my baby! (Baloo runs towards Dingo pilot and then WildCat runs in with Homer.)

WildCat: Baloo! Help! (Baloo is fighting with Dingo pilot and trying to restrain him.)

Baloo: (Straining.) WildCat, I think I'm the one who could use some help! (The other pilots come from behind WildCat.)

WildCat: This is Homer. Homer, Baloo. And he said the other lobsters are in trouble! (He shows off Homer as Homer squeaks and nods.)

Baloo: Don't harm him. He's crazy. (Dingo pilot walks towards WildCat.)

Dingo Pilot: Homer's kinda cute for a lobster, but Homer don't have his facts straight.

Hippo Pilot: You're the one who's in trouble for wrecking our planes! (They surround WildCat.) Grease'im up, boys! (Homer gasps and jumps down doing chrades.)

WildCat: Great! Charades! (Homer walks around as Dingo pilot stutters.)

Dingo Pilot: The Son of Frankenstein? (Hippo pilot scratches his head in confusion.)

Hippo Pilot: M-m-m-my mother-in-law? (Homer shakes his head. WildCat claps his hands.)

WildCat: I got it! I got it! The Queen of Sheba!

Homer: Yipppeee! (Homer mimics flying noises and flies around when his arms out. Mimics sputtering; then overdramatically plays dead and dying as it mimics crashing.)

WildCat: The Queen of Sheba wrecked your planes!

Dingo Pilot: Now why would the Queen of Sheba wanna do that? (Homer then jumps into Hippo pilot's pocket and brings out his wallet.)

Hippo Pilot: Hey, you little thief! (WildCat ponders this over.)

WildCat: That's it! The Queen of Sheba's a thief!

Homer: Yippeee! ( Homer gives Hippo pilot his wallet back.)

Hippo Pilot: Well, Crazy Edie was anxious to take our money up front. (Hippo pilot walks off.)

Dingo Pilot: Yeah, and she hasn't fixed a single plane yet! (All the pilots walk stage right as WildCat follows them with Homer on his head. Cut to behind the wrecked planes as Edie is using Al as a dog sniffing out Homer. They get under a plane.)

Edie: Oh, little critter... (She notices the pilots and WildCat walking towards Baloo.)

Hippo Pilot: Okay, Baloo. We'll lay off your plane 'til you're proven guilty.

Baloo: Phew! (Cut to Edie near the hippo pilot's plane with Al.)

Edie: Let's try it one more time. (Edie brings out the tuning fork remote control and pushes the blue button. This zaps the blue collar and Homer goes nut and jumps right off Baloo and into the engine of the SeaDuck.) We found'im, Al! (Al licks his chops and rubs his feet as we cut to inside with Homer dismantling the SeaDuck engines now. Parts go flying out of the SeaDuck pelting at Baloo.)

Baloo: My baby! (WildCat runs in.)

WildCat: My baby! (Suddenly; Homer jumps down into WildCat's hands as it pants. WildCat nuzzles with Homer as Edie sneaks in from behind to grab Homer. Edie exits stage left.) It's the Queen of Sheba!

Hippo Pilot: It's Edie!

Edie: So long, suckers! (The angry pilots run after her.)

Dingo Pilot: She's got our money! (WildCat follows them.)

WildCat: And my lobsters! (Baloo follows them.)

Baloo: Let's grease and spoon her! (Everyone stops and then they turn around and run back and stand back as Al is growling and snarling at them.)

Angry Pilots: Whoa, doggie! Nice doggie! (I should note that none of their mouths were moving at all when they said this. Baloo stuffs a wrench in Al's mouth.)

Baloo: Chew on that awhile, crocodile! (Al limps off as we see the blue helicopter moving stage left. Cut to the cockpit.)

Edie: Come on, Al! Last chance! (Al runs off stage left as WildCat notices the ice cream bicycle has been parked in front of the crowd while the pelican ice cream salesman is waving to the crowd.)

Ice Cream Salesman: I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! (WildCat runs in and plops onto the ice cream bicycle. He pedals the thing stage left as we cut to Al running and panting as he notices WildCat pedaling. So we have a race as the bell is ringing the entire time. The helicopter takes off the landing strip as Al manages to run across thin air; then panics and runs back, hanging onto the edge. WildCat pedals off the landing strip and through the air for about 200 feet before the bicycle takes a nosedive. At the apex; WildCat jumps and manages to get into the back of Edie's helicopter via the open hatch. Al turns around and whimpers like a dog. Edie opens the glass panel to look out and notices Al hanging from the landing strip. Edie closes the panel.)

Edie: Well; I'm short one gator, but I still got my help! (The curtains open and here comes WildCat looking mad.)

WildCat: Nuh-uh, Queenie. (Queenie jumps and her rear end pushes the flight stick down. I should also note that her shoes are very similar to the ones in Sonic Boom. She also pushes another lever down as the helicopter goes loop-de-loop. WildCat and Edie bounce around like they are in a washing machine. One of the footstools nails the levers and we go into a tailspin. Cut to WildCat hanging onto the pully as he tries to open the glass cage. Edie grabs onto WildCat's ankles as various objects fly out of Edie's helicopter and drop into the water below. Edie climbs on WildCat and unintentionally tickles him causing WildCat to laugh uncontrollably.) Hey! Hey! I'm...I'm...ticklish! (WildCat laughs as he opens the cage.) Come on, guys! (The critters cheer as they climb out of the cage and onto the sill. WildCat continues to be tickled.) Your highness...Whoa! (Edie tickles him as he is forced to let go and he free falls as the furries are shocked. WildCat hangs onto the door hatch as Edie pushes on one of the levers and that causes the helicopter to stablize. Sort of as Edie is boinging while hanging onto the pulley wires. The tuning fork falls to the ground and Edie falls and squashes the remote control causing all four collars to turn on. This zaps the furries and they sonic spin wild as they destroy the entire helicopter inside and outside. Edie goes through the curtain.)

Edie: Traitors! Turncoats! You're all fired! (Edie grabs a parachute pack and goes to the hatch as WildCat is hanging on for dear life.) Happy landing, buddy! (Edie jumps down as WildCat struggles and climbs into the back of the helicopter. The furries pant and wheeze.)

WildCat: Whoa! I almost fell! (The entire helicopter breaks up into nothingness as WildCat and the furries run like Scooby Doo before free falling. WildCat and the furries scream as we cut to Edie with the parachute already opened and then pan up to see WildCat and the furries freefall.) Everybody join paws. (They hold hands in a circle like a sky diving act and land on Edie's parachute.)

Edie: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud! (Edie groans as she hits the ground of the landing strip. WildCat and the furries are on top of her, sort of. Edie climbs out from the carnage and points at WildCat.) You still gotta catch me, chump! (She turns around and she's surrounded by Baloo and the angry pilots. Baloo has the bucket of airplane grease and the pilots have the spoons ready.)

Baloo: Nice of you to drop in! (Edie just stands there.)

Edie: Well, I'll be dipped! (Baloo pours airplane grease all over her, and the pilot throw the spoons on her.)

Baloo: And spooned.

Scene II

(Cut to a meadow outside of a forest with mushrooms in the foreground as we see the SeaDuck has landed. It apparently is somewhere in Bayou Country. We hear animal noises in the background as we pan left to WildCat and Baloo as WildCat has a pair of scissors as he snips all the collars off of Homer.)

WildCat: No more ring around the collar. (They jumps into WildCat's arms and thank him by kissing him over and over again.) Aw, your welcome. (WildCat puts them back on the ground.) Bye. I'll come visit.

Furries: Bye-bye! (Squeaking as they run stage left. WildCat and Baloo wave at them.)

Baloo: Well, looks like you made some new friends, WildCat. I know you're gonna miss'em.

WildCat: Yeah, but it's a good thing they're not staying with us after all.

Baloo: Heh, how's that? (WildCat walks back to the SeaDuck.)

WildCat: You know how hard it is to find lobster food? (Baloo is flustered.)

Baloo: Dooh! (Circle fade out.)

End Of Episode At 21:21

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