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Waiders of The Wost Tweasure Transcript

Written: 10/27/2015
Updated: 11/12/2021

Act I

Scene I

(Shot of a sunset with a lot of storm clouds. The SeaDuck flies out around a cloud. Head inside the cockpit with Baloo flying and Kit in the navigator's chair with boxes of souvenirs behind the chairs.)

Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Oh, I tell ya, Kit; a great pilot like me ought to have better things to do than fly a load of souvenirs to Walla Walla Bing Bang. (Kit takes out a snow globe and it shows a swan in a furry green dress with a hat on.)

Kit Cloudkicker: Well, I guess they can't crown a new queen without souvenir paper weights.

Baloo: They ought to sell souvenir maps. Last time I went to Walla Walla Bing Bang, I got lost for three days. (Kit puts the snow globe away as we head outside.) It's enough to make your head spin. (A red plane comes out of nowhere and goes under the SeaDuck and hyperboles up, causing the SeaDuck to shake.) Whoa! (The SeaDuck nosedives towards the clouds and corkscrews somewhat.) Aw, hang onto your seat, L'il Britches! (The SeaDuck hyperboles over the water and then flies up showing raindrops falling from underneath the SeaDuck. Inside the cockpit with Baloo with the transmitter.) Hey! Watch your airspace, hotshot! (We see the red plane coming closer to Baloo. We hear a woman chuckling over the transmitter.)

Airplane Jane: That's the nicest thing you ever said to me, you old hedge-hopper.

Baloo: Plane Jane!

Jane: That's Airplane Jane to you, Baloo. (Cut to the cockpit of the red plane as Jane is a hippo with blond hair, goggles, a pink scarf and a blue coat on the transmitter.)

Kit: (Back to the cockpit.) Who's Plane Jane?

Baloo: Oh, a pilot I used to know. Taught her everything she knows.

Jane: Took about a minute. I could fly rings around you any day. (The red plane flies rings around the SeaDuck and then lands on the roof of the SeaDuck upside down.)

Baloo: Oh, yeah? Well, I'd show you some real fancy flying, but I got a special cargo onboard. For Princess Grace of Walla Walla Bing Bang.

Jane: I'm on a special mission for Princess Grace.

Baloo: Ho-ho, what are you gonna do? Stand beside her and make her look good?

Jane: Well, me and Gracey went to finishing school together. (Both planes do barrel rolls for a bit. Now the SeaDuck is upside down.)

Baloo: You went to finishing school?

Jane: Yeah, well; I never finished. The princess sent for me to find something that's lost. She's offering a big reward. When I get to Walla Walla Bing Bang, I'll tell'em you're coming. So they have the crash crew ready. (The red plane flies away from the SeaDuck.)

Kit: (Inside the SeaDuck cockpit.) I bet she's not half as good of a pilot as you are, Baloo.

Baloo: Huh, try telling her that. She's always trying to prove she's better than me.

Kit: Well, is she?

Baloo: Well...no. Um. Not really. It's just she sort of beat me in a race once. (Kit is shocked to hear that.) Easy. Let me explain. (Flashback: We return to the Airfield from Feminine Air as the SeaDuck and Jane's plane at the starting line.) She and I were finalists in the Great Armadillo Cook-off and Air Rally. (In the far shot; there is no crowd despite weak crowd noises. On the closeup shot the seats are half full and the denizens on the bottom look like they are half cut and are bleeding into the wooden wall of the stands. On further closeup, we see the hippo from The Sound & The Furry (pink sweater, red vest, goggles, and the checkered flag. (Should be a green flag.)) In the background, we see Fred and Seymour in the background, along with one of the reporters and the pig furry with glasses and red hair from Plunder and Lightning.) Well, no sooner did we leave the turf, (I should note that Jane's plane changes into the colors of the SeaDuck the instant they started their engines after the checkered flag was waved, it then changes back to red on the next shot as they leave the strip and fly into the air.) then O'Poppa Bear pulls into the lead. (Cut to a shot of two balloon shaped red armadillos with blue tails and blue rings on it's body.) The trick was to land to release this dumb armadillo balloon. (The SeaDuck spirals down and lands as Baloo comes out and heads for his balloon.) I was way ahead of O'Jane; when she pulls this fast one on me. (We see in the sky, the red plane arrive as we head into the cockpit with Jane looking evil and pulling out a switch blade. She flies around and then Jane throws the switchblade and it snaps the ropes of her armadillo balloon. The switchblade sticks to the ground and the balloon float up into the air as the crowd cheers at the stands. One of them looks like the magnoes supplier in Plunder and Lightning. Baloo simply looks at Jane all mad as Jane flies away.) That little trick won her the race. (Back inside the cockpit as the flashback ends.)

Kit: Sounds pretty clever to me. Why are you so sore?

Baloo: 'Cause I wished I'd thought of it first. Hey! If I can beat Jane to that reward, she'll have to admit that I'm better. Come on, L'il Britches. We're gonna see the queen, and not just to deliver a bunch of souvenirs.

Scene II

(We head to Walla Walla Bing Bang, as the red plane arrives as we go under bridges and Jane's plane lands on the water near a dock. Cut to the SeaDuck doing the same thing. We pan the large hill with a staircase and then cut to the front of the palace as Jane is running towards the enterance guard by a white swan furry in a blue uniform with golden strings, gold trim cuffs, tiger shorts and black boots wearing a viking helmet with a red feather on top. She gets past the guard without incident as we pan behind a large stone vase with Baloo and Kit hiding behind it. Baloo tells Kit to quiet down and Baloo practices the fine art of not being seen and goes to behind a large tree bush. He turns right around the tree and gets behind the white swan, who yawns. Baloo tries to run stage right; but bashes into someone off-screen as we see Baloo has squashed a black swan wearing a purple uniform with golden shoulderpads, six pink pearls on his hair with a Russian-equse hat with a purple feather on it. Baloo gets up.)

Baloo: Hey! Why don't you watch where I'm going! (The black swan gets up and grunts as he pops the hat from his eyes.)

Prince Wudolf: Miserable wetch! I am Pwince Wudolf, second in line to the twrone of Walla Walla Bing Bang. (Wudolf paces around.)

Baloo: Take it easy, Your High & Mightiness. You're gonna raise your blueblood pressure. (The white swan guard grabs onto Baloo's right shoulder.) Hey! Easy on the threads. (The white swan drags him away stage left and throws him out. Cut to Kit behind the vase cleaning his fingernail with his sweater as Kit sees Baloo in the air and we cut to see Baloo smacking concrete with his back and rear end.)

Kit: Are you all right, Baloo? (Kit comes over to Baloo.)

Baloo: Uh, they never laid a hand on me. (Baloo gets up and shows the foot bruise on his rear end.)

Scene III

(Cut to a large tower with purple double doors and blue, purple and green flags. Pan up to the top of the tower with Baloo and Kit securing ropes to a flag pole on top.)

Baloo: I hope the princess doesn't mind if we drop in on her. (Kit drops down towards the window. Sky shot of Princess Gwace's bedroom as the princess (the same one in the snow globe earlier) shakes Jane's hand in front of her bed.)

Jane: Hey, Gracey, it's good to see ya. (Kit drops down to see the two shaking hands.)

Princess Gwace: My long-lost cousin, Pwince Wudolf, has returned to Walla Walla Bing Bang and challenged my wight to the throne. As proof of the wight to wule, whoever can pwoduce the fabulous Wuby Wings of Queen Mauween shall be cwowned at the coronation. (Baloo loses grip on the rope and falls backwards, causing Kit to rise up and Baloo to appear in the opposite side window.)

Kit: (Kit manages to swing around and get a grip on the flag pole.) Hang on, Baloo! I gotcha! (Cut back to inside Gwace's bedroom.)

Jane: Yet, I don't see why you need me, Gracey. (Baloo is swinging around upside down with his ankle tied up. Baloo try to grab onto a pink curtain; but swings back.)

Gwace: The Wuby Wings were lost centuwies ago, hidden in the secwet caves of the Walla Walla Bing Bang Wockies. (Baloo tries again to grab the lavander curtain; but only manages to hang on for two seconds before swinging back.) But Wudolf stole a map of the location of the tweasure. He keeps it hidden in a safe in his weading woom.

Jane: Weading woom? (Baloo grabs onto the lavander curtain.)

Baloo: Weading woom?

Gwace: The librawy. You know, the woom with books.

Jane: Oh, the weading...reading room.

Gwace: I pwomise a reward of ten thousand Walla Walla Bing Bang Wubles to anyone who bwings me the Wuby Wings of Queen Mauween. (Jane claps her hands.)

Baloo: Ten thousand Walla Walla Bing Bang Wubles? Wow! (The lavander curtain rips and he goes sailing back.)

Jane: But the coronation is tomorrow. How can I find the Ruby Rings by then? (Baloo smacks into a column.)

Gwace: Wuby Wings.

Jane: Whatever. (Baloo is spinning around as Kit is pulling from the roof top, Kit then uses his legs and groin to grab onto the flag pole.)

Gwace: Wuldof's throwing a ball tonight. You can sneak in with the guests and find a map.

Baloo: Oooo, there's nothing I like better than a party. (Baloo then goes down.) Hey, carefull; L'il Britches! (Cut back to Kit gritting his teeth and hanging on for dear life.)

Kit: It's slipping! (The rope snaps out of nowhere and it goes through Kit's hands.)

Baloo: WHOA! (Baloo is shown free falling as Gwace and Jane look at the window. Baloo bounces off a conveniently placed purple/lavander canopy.) WHOA! (Baloo does some slow motion barrel rolls and the rope unhooks from his ankle and then Baloo lands in one of the stone fountains filled with water. Baloo pops up with the rope on his nose.) Whew! Ah! That was close. (Kit runs in.)

Kit: Baloo! Are you all right? (Baloo gets out of the fountain and squeezes his hat of water.)

Baloo: Come on! We got a map to find. (Baloo and Kit run stage left.)

Scene IV

(Cut to a fenced street corner as a coach and horse arrive (and it's a purple horse too) as we see a white swan opening the door to the stage coach as there is a pink haired woman (she looks like a duck) dressed in blue with the entire Walla Walla Bing Bang model on her outrageously groomed hair, along with a swan who looks like a cross between Donald Duck and a blue mage from Final Fantasy V walk his lady out of the coach and hold hands. The pink haired duck is holding a wand of some sort. We pan over to notice that all the swans are in costume as we see in the foreground, Kit and Baloo hiding in the bushes.)

Kit: You didn't say anything about this being a costume party.

Baloo: Let's split up and look for costumes. We can meet inside. By the food. (Baloo walks around Kit and exits stage left.)

Kit: How will I know who's you?

Baloo: If you see somebody you don't recognize, that'll be me. (Kit looks confused and then walks away.)

Kit: I ought to be able to find something around here. (Kit walks past a window inside the palace with a suit of armour of a swan attached to a pedstal. Kit goes to the window.) Now that's what I call a costume! (Kit climbs onto the railing and grabs the helmet.) Ha ha ha. Wait'll Baloo gets a load of me in this! (Kit climbs into the suit; but gets stuck. Kit pops in; but the helmet flies into the air and lands on the neck of the stand. Kit is inside the suit of armour and struggles to get out, and cannot get out.) Help! How do you make this thing walk? (Cut to some garbage cans and a box of rusted cans as Baloo tiptoes over to the cans. Baloo opens the trash can lid and finds a broken planter pot. He smashes it inside the trash can to create a makeshift crown.)

Baloo: Hee hee. Grace isn't the only one around here who can be crowned. (Baloo puts the makeshift crown on his head. Baloo then notices a badly patched up tablecloth and puts it around him; and pins it with a golden pin. He then looks inside the trashcan to find a handle. He grabs the handle and it's a fly swatter. He bends the head ninty degrees and pokes holes through the mesh; which disappear on the next frame, although it's pointless anyway. Baloo walks forward.) I hope there's a door prize for the best costume.

Scene V

(Head inside the open space ball room filled with swans in various costumes, including one in a fool's costume. We cut to the food table as Baloo is pigging out much to the disdain of the white swan behind the table. Baloo wipes his mouth with a cloth as a fly comes around. Baloo tries to hit the fly; but hits the grape jelly rolls which proceed to splatter all over the swan's kisser. Jane comes over and taps Baloo on the shoulder; wearing Jeannie's outfit from I Dream Of Jeannie.)

Jane: Pardon me?

Baloo: (Chuckles.) Nice costume.

Jane: I'm looking for the reading room.

Baloo: Well, I'm kind of busy looking for someone. Maybe we could get together later and discuss literature. (The neon green eyed fly continue to annoy Baloo and lands on Baloo's nose.)

Jane: Ah, you got a fly on your nose. (Jane walks off stage left and Baloo realizes that there is a fly on his nose.)

Baloo: (Teases killing it but then realizes that it was Jane he was speaking too.) Wait a minute. The reading room. That must've have been Plane Jane. (Baloo sees Jane walking out of the party and down the steps. Baloo follows her and then stops.) No wonder I didn't recognize her. She looks a lot better with a veil. (Cut to scene with Prince Wudolf pacing back and forth with two white swan guards in uniform standing at attention.)

Wudolf: Pwincess Gwace may twy to steal the map of the wocation of the Wuby Wings. Mingle with the guests, and wook for anything suspicious. Be awert. (The two guards salute as they get into the two person horse costume. They walk off stage right.)

Scene VI

(Outside of the reading room at night fall as Baloo and Jane run into the reading room from opposite directions. Baloo notices one book of shelves and heads to it. I notice that there are two golden urns in between five purple books. Baloo opens the fake blue books to notice a small safe in the shelf. Baloo works the combination lock as Jane runs in from the other side as the two turns are placed further up the bookshelf and opens a fake blue door to reveal the other side of the safe. She works the combination lock. The safe beeps and opens it to reveal a scroll rolled with a red ribbon on pedestal that says "Map".)

Baloo: The map! (Baloo grabs the map as Jane opens the safe and reaches in and grabs the map. The paper rustles as both Baloo and Jane as a tug of war ensues.) This thing must be stuck. (Baloo pulls Jane into the bookshelves and Jane responds in kind. Rinse, lather, repeat. They grunt and moan; then the paper rips and they go flying away stage right and land on their rear ends off-screen. Cut to the horse costume at catering shooting the breeze with two more white swans and the horse walks off stage left after hearing the crash. Cut to Baloo after breaking a royal chair and footstool with half of the map as Jane comes in looking mad.)

Jane: What do you think you're doing here, Baloo? (They hear horse foot sounds as in comes the horse costume containing the two swans. The swan opens the costume and brings out a pistol. Baloo and Jane raise their arms up.)

Baloo: Getting caught, same as you.

End of Act I At 9:00

Act II

Scene I

(Back as the gun the swan is holding has changed from black to grey for no reason and is pointing at Baloo and Jane.)

Jane: If you just let me have the map, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Baloo: Me let go? I had it first!

Swan Guard #1 (Front horse.): Siwence! (Baloo then notices a line of book from A to V; but the W is propping up the books at an angle and is bigger than the rest of the books. Baloo sees an idea and pushes the A book which causes a domino effect. The W book falls and whacks the swan in the head with it causing him to fall down, knocked out.) OW! (Swan Guard #2 comes up and has a gun himself as he points to them.)

Swan Guard #2 (Rear horse.): Good twy, but I have a gun too! (Somehow this causes all the purple books to bury him in to the process.) OW!

Baloo: Yeah, you never can tell when you need a good set of encyclopedias. Now, let's get out of here before we run into a whole elephant full of guards. (Baloo is walking off, but Jane pulls his cape.)

Jane: Hold your horses, Baloo. I got a better idea.

Scene II

(Cut to the swans knocked out on the floor as some of the books have returned to the shelves. Baloo and Jane get into the horse costume.)

Jane: Yeah, this is the perfect disguise for us. (Jane grabs the horse's mask.) I'll be the head...{Puts the horse's head on}...and you can just be yourself. (Baloo is not amused by that comment.)

Scene III

(More classical music playing as we see the pink haired lady with the castle on her head talking to a swan. Classical music plays and it sounds like something out of Anne Murray. Baloo of course, cannot walk as fast as Jane as Jane has to look at the rear end and crashes into Wudolf. Wudolf falls onto his seat in the process.)

Wudolf: Have you found any intwuders? (The horse's head shakes it's head.) How many times have you patwolled the pawace? (Jane stomps the ground three times.) Only thwee? (Wudolf brings out his sword and places it under Jane's throat. The back foot of Baloo stomps two more times.) Five. That's more wike it. (In runs Swan Guard #1 and #2.)

Swan Guard #1: The intwuders have stowen the map, Your Highness. And ouw costume. (Jane takes off the mask and the costume, Jane puts the mask onto Wudolf and runs stage stage as Baloo gets up.)

Baloo: Hey, where's the rest of me?

Wudolf: Gwab them! (Baloo runs after Jane as the guards grab the tail of the horse costume and rip it off; sending them flying away off-screen. Baloo and Jane run out of the ball room onto the bridge.)

Baloo: (Catches up to Jane.) Next time you take off like that, yell "giddyup"! (Baloo and Jane run over the bridge and the swan guards and Wudolf run after them acting like the police from "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?" We run down the steps towards the docks where the SeaDuck and Jane's plane is.) You untie the SeaDuck, while I start the engines. (Jane stops.)

Jane: We'd be better off taking my plane!

Baloo: Well, my half of the map shows how to get where we are going!

Jane: Yeah, well; my half of the map shows where we're going! (In runs Wudolf and his swan guards.)

Wudolf: Stop, you map wobbers!

Jane: All right, all right! We'll take your plane. (Baloo opens the navigational side door and both Jane and Baloo come in. Baloo starts the engines and backs up the SeaDuck to allow the two swan guards to jump into the harbour with a resounding splash.)

Wudolf: Stop spwashing awound and pwepare my bwimp for fwight. They haven't ewuded me yet! (Wudolf taps the blade of his sword in the palm of his hand as the two swan guards get back onto the docks. Cut to the SeaDuck flying out of Walla Walla Bing Bang when Baloo panics.)

Baloo: Oh, I just remembered! Kit's still back there. (Back inside the cockpit of the SeaDuck.)

Jane: Well, he's bound to be safer there than here with you at the controls. (Baloo is not amused. Cut back to the suit of armor as Kit continues to struggle inside the suit.)

Kit: Hey! Anybody got a can opener?!

Scene IV

(Cut to a shot of a mountain range with a formation that looks similar to uprights in football. Head into the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Baloo is looking and pointing at the map.)

Baloo: I'm running out of map. We go through the pass, straight ahead. Ah, can you see a good way to get through? (Baloo puts the map in his pocket.)

Jane: Hah, need help, huh? (Jane looks around as Baloo tries to grab the map from Jane's pocket; but Jane slaps it away.)

Baloo: Ouch! (Jane is not amused by this.) You ought to give me your half of the map.

Jane: If you had both halves, then you wouldn't need me. (Baloo flies through the pass.)

Baloo: I don't need you! You need me!

Jane: Ha! You're making me laugh. (Screams.)

Baloo: That's a laugh? (Baloo then panics and turns the SeaDuck into the sky.)

Jane: We're gonna crash!

Baloo: Maybe we should've taken your airplane. (Baloo flies through falling boulders for a while. He flies through the rocks and turns around a rock formation and then flies and lands on the water near a shoreline. Cut to the side door as it opens and Baloo brings out a raft. Cut to the back of the SeaDuck.)

Jane: There's nowhere to tie up. You better throw the anchor. (Jane gives the anchor to Baloo and Baloo realizes that Jane was trying to trick him.)

Baloo: Hey! I know what I'm doing. (So Jane shoves him out and he splashes into the water.)

Jane: So do I. (Jane jumps into the inflatable raft and rows to shore just as Baloo pops from the water.)

Baloo: Eh, I think she's trying to trick me. (Jane reaches the shoreline and gets out. She is reading her half of the map and then runs off just as Baloo reaches the shoreline. Jane runs off for a while and then stops to read the map again. Baloo catches up with her.)

Jane: The entrance ought to be straight up ahead.

Baloo: Huh. Thanks for the info. (Baloo runs off and Jane follows him. We run for a while as Baloo goes to a large door with a rope and sign that says: Pull Rope. Jane catches up with him. Baloo pants.) How do I get inside? (Baloo scratches his head.) "Pull Rope". Ha! Who needs a map? This is gonna be easy. (Baloo takes the rope and pulls it. The rope snaps and Baloo falls on his belly. The door creaks and the wooden door squashes Baloo, acting like a drawbridge. Jane runs into the cave. Baloo crawls from underneath the drawbridge and pops out. Cut to inside the cave with Jane running as Baloo follows her. Jane then trips on a conveniently placed rope and going flying into a conveniently placed net on the floor. The net catches her and rises up. Baloo arrives and admires the moment.) You'll never get anywhere just hanging around. (Baloo runs off as we see Jane struggling in the net as she finds her knife and cuts the net, dropping her on the ground. Cut back to Baloo running in the cave. He hops; but doesn't see where he's going as he trips and falls onto an abyss, becoming a bear like bridge. He screams. Jane runs and stomps on him, bouncing to the other side as Jane makes it to dead end with a hole in the wall and a rope to climb up. Jane runs over and checks the slackness of the rope and then we hear rocks scraping before she even starts to climb. Cut to a shot of a stone barrel as a golden spear shoots out of it, and it heads straight for Jane and hits the wall, missing her and the ropes by two inches. More spears encase Jane and Jane is stuck against the wall as Baloo runs in and grabs the rope.) Why don't you just stick around here while I get the ruby rings. (Baloo climbs up.)

Jane: I'll get even with you, Baloo! (Jane manages to get out and climbs the rope up as we cut to Baloo running some more towards two doors with golden knockers on them. There is a statue of a head of a swan on the wall.)

Baloo: Two doors? Huh, one of them must be a trap. (Jane catches up with Baloo.) You're the one with the map. Which door is the treasure? (Jane points to the left door.)

Jane: That one. (Baloo heads to the left side door and holds the wheel for a second and then lets go.)

Baloo: Hold it! You wouldn't tell me the right door. But you'd know that I'd know that you wouldn't tell me the right door. (Baloo points at the left door.) So, this is the right door! (Baloo turns the golden wheel of the left side door to open it and the door lifts up. Baloo then panics and screams. He runs off south as a giant boulder is rolling after him. Pan over to Jane.)

Jane: That guy's got rocks in his head, or he will if he stops running. (Jane goes over to the right side door and turns the wheel to rise the door. Jane backs away and then screams, then runs away as a boulder is chasing her. Baloo runs out and grabs a giant tree branch on the left wall of the cliff. The rock rolls over the cliff and splashes into the water below. Baloo grunts.)

Baloo: Eh, phew! That was close! (Jane runs and grabs onto Baloo's waist as the boulder rolls by and over the cliff splashing into the water off-screen. Then the tree branch snaps causing Baloo to grab onto the ledge with Jane still holding his waist as the tree branch falls into the water as well with a splash. Baloo is holding by his fingers as Jane climbs over him and gets onto the edge without further incident. Baloo uses the ledges on the cliff to climb up as well. They both run towards the left and right side door and enter both door. Baloo and Jane stop in a room filled with columns. Jane takes out the map.)

Jane: The map says to pull the chain. (Baloo goes over to the chain hanging from the ceiling.)

Baloo: It could be another trap. After you. (Jane walks up to the chain. She strains as she pulls the chain.)

Jane: It won't budge! (Baloo then slaps Jane's back and she goes flying stage right.)

Baloo: Out of my way! I should've known you couldn't handle this. (Baloo pulls the chain and he strains as the chain will not budge.) We need more weight.

Jane: Huh! That's hard to believe. (Sighs.) I hate to say it, Baloo; but it looks like we gotta work together.

Baloo: All right. But once we pull this chain, it's every pilot for himself.

Jane: Herself.

Baloo: Whatever. (Baloo pulls on the chain as Jane pulls on Baloo's waist. The chain begins the screech. The chain is pulled and the main door finally opens to reveal light. Baloo and Jane run into the room as there are pullies and at the end of the cave is a temple containing a statue of a swan with ruby sparkling wings with a golden horseshoe with blue rhinestones spread on it. There is also a light like crown on top of the swan's head. )

Jane: Oh, it's not ruby rings. It's ruby "wings". (Baloo and Jane walk towards the swan statue.)

Baloo: Well, why didn't somebody say so? (Enter Wudolph and his two swan guards with rifles.)

Wudolph: Why, it's pewfectly cwear...as wong as you speak Walla Walla Bing Bang.

End Of Act II At 16:35

Act III

Scene I

(Cut to Wudolf and his guards inside the temple. )

Wudolph: You've made a fool of Prince Wudolf for the last time! (Baloo and Jane back away as Baloo notices one of the pullyes and pushes the lever. The walls begin to rumble and grind as Wudolf and his swans foolishly back away from the door even though they were inside and wouldn't have gotten crushed awyway. The door comes down. Baloo unhooks the Wuby Wings from the statue and walks over to Jane.)

Jane: What are you doing, Baloo?

Baloo: (Puts the wings onto Jane's back.) You don't look much like a queen, but you'll do.

Jane: Do what?

Baloo: Look, you've gotta use the wings to glide back to the SeaDuck. It's the only way to get the wings back to Grace so she can be crowned.

Jane: No way, Baloo. I'm not gonna owe you one. You take the wings. I'll stay behind. (Jane attempts to get the wings off; but she's not getting anywhere.)

Baloo: This is no time to argue. Besides, I'm too heavy to hand glide. (Baloo pushes Grace off the cliff. Jane glides down towards the clouds and away as her feet have become shoes. Cut to Baloo returning to the stone door.) That door is solid rock. It'll take all day to break through it. (Baloo goes to a side of the door and brings out a lettuce sandwich. Baloo eats the sandwich. Then Wudolf enters the temple using a jackhammer to break through with ease.)

Wudolf: Battery operated. (The white swans also enter as Baloo gulps.) What have you done to the ruby wings? (Wudolf pokes at the bear.)

Baloo: Hey, what happened to your accent? You're not from Walla Walla Bing Bang. (Baloo throws the sandwich away as the white swans surround him and pull Baloo up by the ears.)

Wudolf: (Jumps onto some rubble he created.) The princess thinks I'm her long lost cousin. HA! When I stole that old map, I thought I'd just steal a treasure. But with the ruby wings, I can steal a whole kingdom!

Baloo: You're too late, fella. The wings have flown.

Wudolf: Ah, that other pilot must have them. Throw this imbecile out the window! (The white swans walk Baloo to the edge of the temple.)

Baloo: I think I liked the guy better when I couldn't understand him. (Baloo is thrown out of the temple and he freefalls towards the ground below. Cut to a shot of the SeaDuck as the side door opens and the SeaDuck goes on an angle as Baloo is dumped into the back of the SeaDuck. Baloo enters the cockpit to see Jane is flying his plane.)

Jane: Well, what do you think of my flying now, Baloo?

Baloo: Ah, no time for idle compliments. We gotta get back to the coronation. (We hear gunfire resounding as explosions are happening and the right propeller is losing spin fast. Cut to a giant airship that looks like the airship from Teddy Ruxpin, only with chocolate cookie airbag with red trim and fifteen guns shooting. Out from the cave comes Wudolf as a trapdoor opens and someone lowers a basket on a rope. Wudolf gets into the basket and is risen up. Cut back to inside the cockpit as Jane is struggling with the controls.)

Jane: You better take the controls, Baloo. It's your airplane.

Baloo: (Grabs his pilot's cap.) Aw, you're doing just fine. Fly straight for the blimp. (Baloo goes to the back as the SeaDuck turns around towards the blimp. The SeaDuck over the airship as Baloo opens the side door of the SeaDuck and brings out the anchor with the rope tied. He tosses it onto the balloon of the airship and let's the SeaDuck pull back to rip the airbag.)

Wudolf: Stop him! What are they doing to my blimp?! (Wudolf is now in the airship.)

Baloo: That ought to let the air out of that windbag. (The rope stops slacking and goes tight causing Baloo to go outside and hang on for dear life on the rope.) WHOA! (Baloo climbs up as the SeaDuck is slowly going down. Shot of the cockpit from the back of the SeaDuck.)

Jane: We're going down with the blimp! Cut the rope! (Jane throws her switchblade to Baloo. Baloo grabs it and snaps the rope as he manages to get inside and the door is closed behind him. The SeaDuck flies away as the airship falls into the water. Cut back to the SeaDuck as it flies around and Baloo heads back into the cockpit.) Way to go, Baloo.

Baloo: Well, that was some flying. You only forgot one thing. The rock slide! (We cut to the mountain with the rock slide.)

Jane: She's too heavy. We'll never make it on one engine. Better lose some weight!

Baloo: You mean weights. (Baloo goes to the back as we cut to Wudolf and his two guards in the water shaking. The SeaDuck goes overhead as we cut to the side door and Baloo tosses all of the boxes of souvenirs out of the SeaDuck all over Wudolf and his guards as the SeaDuck hyperboles up and over the rock slide. The SeaDuck flies around the bend towards Walla Walla Bing Bang.)

Scene II

(Cut back to outside Walla Walla Bing Bang and then inside Grace's throne room as Grace is now wearing the Wuby Wings as she is inbetween the two armored statues, so Kit was in the throne room the whole time. Grace is at the throne addressing Baloo and Jane with cash in hand.)

Gwace: For wecovering the fabuwous Wuby Wings of Queen Mauween, I pwesent you the weward of ten thousand Walla Walla Bing Bang Wubles. (Grace walks down and gives the money to Jane. This causes Baloo to whine.)

Baloo: Hey, what about me?

Gwace: I pwesent you with a bill for ten thousand wubles from the Ministry Of Souvenirs. (One of the swan guards (who looks friendly at least.) comes in and gives Baloo the bill.) For destroying our paperweights!

Baloo: (Reads the bill and panics.) Ten thousand wubles?! Oh, Rebecca's gonna kill me when I get back to Cape Suzette! (Baloo goes over to a suit of armor.)

Jane: (Gives the money back to Grace.) This ought to cover it, your Gracey. (Jane walks over to Baloo.) After all, I never would have found the Wuby Wings without you.

Baloo: I-I guess I never could have done it without you either.

Jane: (Chuckles.) You know Baloo; for a pushy loudmouth slob, you're a pretty nice guy.

Baloo: Aw, anybody ever tell you, your eyes sparkle when you're insulting? (The suit of armour shakes and falls down onto the floor hard. Kit struggles and gets out of the armor and stands up.)

Kit: (Panting.) I thought I'd never get out of that costume. Wha, is the party over?

End of Episode At 21:23

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