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Vertiges/Vertigo Baloo Transcript

Written: 10/01/2016
Edited: 11/22/2025

Editor's Note: This translation was done with Google Translate as a guide. So this is a very poor man's translation and I have only embellished it enough to make it easier to read. If this had made North America; the translation would have been localized to death.

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(We begin with the SeaDuck high in the sky as Baloo is humming music. There is a radio transmission going on.)

Molly Cunningham: Hello, Baloo? Molly here. Everything fine? What is your position? (Cut to inside an office at the radio with Molly on the radio at a table with the headphones on as we see Kit doing math homework at a table.)

Kit Cloudkicker: {Seven Times Three equals...uh, 73, should be enough?}

Baloo Von Bruinwald XII: {Transmitter} Baloo here, Molly! I'm above Delta Ratata with an elevation of ten thousand feet. {Ten thousand feet; it is divine work, all the same. Ten thousand feet....TEN THOUSAND FEET!!} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Cut to Molly's earphones coming off as Kit and Molly run outside of the office and we see WildCat (named Turbo in the French version) with a bag of tools playing golf with a nut and a wrench.)

Molly: Kit! WildCat! Something's wrong with Baloo.

Narrator: Finally, after a long and agonizing wait ...

Kit/Molly: ...here it is!

WildCat Puma: Oh, my goodness! (The kids and WildCat watch on as the SeaDuck is skipping off the water and lands on the docks; causing them to run towards the SeaDuck.) Look at this! It drives like he had swallowed the entire flight stick. (Baloo comes out of the SeaDuck looking dizzy and sweating bullets.)

Kit: Baloo?! What's wrong?

Molly: You look very pale!

WildCat: Say something. What do you have? (Baloo drops to his knees in pain.)

Baloo: I'm diiiiizzzyyyy!

Molly: What?! You have vertigo?!

Kit: Like, all of a sudden?! It's impossible!

WildCat: Yes, it is possible! This is deja vu! The problem is that when Miz Cunningham learns about this; she'll will hire another pilot and like "Higher For Hire" can not afford to have two pilots, therefore she will be obligated to dismiss Baloo! (Baloo is crawling on the dock.)

Baloo: {One foot...It's up!}

Molly: Oh, no; here comes my mommy now!

WildCat: Uh-oh; disaster! (Rebecca comes in with a basket of carrots.)

Rebecca Cunningham: Hello! Anyone likes carrots? (She said leeks in the French version; but they clearly look like carrots to me. Rebecca drops the basket in shock when she sees Baloo on the docks.) What's going on? Baloo's not sick, is he?

WildCat: Baloo? Sick? What makes you think that, Miss Cunningham?!

Kit: {Aye, aye, aye!}

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Molly: Uh, no. He...he told us a funny story!

Kit: Yes!

WildCat: So Baloo? What did the other guy say?

Baloo: " Even with four legs that opened one eye, I still have vertigo!" say the other guy.

Molly/Kit/WildCat: HAHAHAHAHA! (Rebecca is confused.)

Rebecca: Ha! When you have a minute Baloo; I remind you that Jaquou Zudor, the millionaire, awaits you to deliver books to his island. (Rebecca walks towards the office and enters inside. Baloo sits up and is still dizzy.)

Baloo: {Again?! No! I never will...!}

Kit: Ah, well, as I have nothing better to do, I will come with Baloo on this delivery.

Rebecca: No way Kit: Not as long as "seven times three" is "73" on your math homework!

Kit: {Darn!} (Kit's thought balloon is explosives in the French version.)

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(Cut to Kit and Molly outside on the radio as Molly has the headphones on again. Kit is reading the map as Rebecca comes towards them.)

Rebecca: What are you doing here, you two? You two have something to hide?

Kit: Oh no, Miss Cunningham; we...we are doing a radio show. That's it. (Cut to WildCat at the docks blindfolding Baloo.)

WildCat: There! Don't worry, Baloo; Kit will take care of everybody on the ground! Don't remove this blindfold, especially!

Baloo: Tighter, WildCat! I can still see some light left. (Cut back to Kit and Molly at the radio as Kit is reading the map and has a pocket watch on the ground.)

Molly: Hey, Kit?! Are you sure it'll work?

Kit: Of course. I know the whole region of Cape Suzette like the back of my hat . If Baloo follows my instructions properly; it should work! (The pocket watch is ticking as we cut to the cockpit of the SeaDuck with Baloo piloting blindfolded.)

Molly: Baloo?! Molly here. All right so far?

Baloo: We...we're starting! (Cut to Kit checking the pocket watch with Molly.)

Molly: Good. According to Kit's calculations, you should be arriving at the island in one minute from now. (Cut to a dog nose in a purple bathing suit with red hair smoking a cigar with a bird furry with blond hair wearing a swimming bra and small swimming trunks lying on an orange towel with a wine glass filled with liquid, a straw and lemon slice; near a swimming pool on the grass.)

Narrator: At the same point...

Red Haired Swimmer: Ah! Here comes that plane from Higher For Hire!

Blond Haired Swimmer: The pilot knows that we had to dig the pool on this former wasteland?

Red Haired Swimmer: (smoking the lit cigar.) Dearest, this pilot is Baloo!

Blond Haired Swimmer: Damn you, I'm not blind! (Yes folks; she really did say "damn" in French without explosive symbols! Wow, just wow. The SeaDuck hovers over the swimming pool.)

Molly: (Transmitter voice.) Hello, Baloo! You should be just above the wasteland! Drop the cargo...now!

Baloo: I'm dropping cargo now, Molly.

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(Two crates parachute into the pool with a warning that says "Keep away from all moisture!" The bird furry is in shock as the dog nose furry protests this outrage with explosives in his dialogue.)

Red Haired Swimmer: My dry cakes! You vandal! (Cut to a cruise ship on the ocean.)

Narrator: However; not far from there...

Shere Khan: Huh, what is this airplane noise? Pass me my telescope, Tah-ksi! (Tah-ksi is his rabbit yes man with black hair, purple suit, white shirt and a pink bowtie. He gives the telescope to Mr. Khan on the front deck of the cruise ship.)

Tah-ksi: Here, sir.

Shere Khan: (Looks into the telescope to see the SeaDuck in the air.) Baloo! Baloo: The greatest pilot of them all. For a moment, I'm sure this man could fly with his eyes closed. Huh?! (Khan looks at the cockpit of the SeaDuck to discover that Baloo is in fact blindfolded.) It is even stranger than I though! And that he has stubbornly wants to work for Higher For Hire. It is a waste! Eh? (Points up.) What is this? It looks like smoke! (Cut to Baloo piloting the SeaDuck as the right engine is fluttering funny.)

Baloo: Hello, Kit?! I think something is happening!

Kit: (Cut back to the radio with Kit and Molly.) Yes, but what exactly, Baloo? Drop your blindfold and look around.

Baloo: Nope, I dare not!

Molly: Baloo? You must! Do it!

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(Cut back into the cockpit of the SeaDuck as Baloo opens the blindfold, looks around and then panics like crazy.)

Baloo: AAAAAHHHH! The right engines in flames! (Cut back to Kit yelling at the radio with Molly.)

Kit: Baloo ?! Do not panic! Press quickly on the button that triggers the fire extinguisher!

Baloo: Which one is it?! I am paralyzed by fear! I don't know why!

Kit: Uh ... For the right extinguisher is ... uh ... it's ... I do not know! (Kit screams as Molly is flustered at the radio. Return to the cockpit of the SeaDuck.)... Baloo ... it comes back to me ...it should be the button below the anemometer.

Baloo: W-w-well, I'll try! (Baloo pushes the right red button on the console and the engine still is in flames.)

Kit: No! Wait, Baloo! I am wrong. That one drains the Kerozene reservoir! (Cut to the cruise ship with Khan and Tah-ski.)

Shere Khan: Tah-ski, follow that plane. (Cut back to the radio outside the office with Kit and Molly as Rebecca is looking at them before leaving.)

Baloo: AHHHHH!

Rebecca: Is that Baloo? Why does he have to scream like that?

Kit: Oh, "scream"? No, he...he sings!

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(Head into Cape Suzette harbor with Khan looking from his boat and then his boat lands on a brick dock and Khan walks out of his boat.)

Shere Khan: {Obviously he no longer master of the skies! It's not like him. I see only two explanations ... he either has lost consciousness ... Or the famous Baloo was never what he claims to be!} (Cut to the SeaDuck with the right engine on fire as it is about to land in a river containing children swimming and parasailing. They notice the plane coming down, panic and flee the scene off-screen. A car and bus notice this too.)

Baloo: You...You want me to land in the canal, with children in it? No, I do not dare do that!

Molly: All right, Baloo; at least remove the blindfold first. (Cut to Kit, WildCat and Molly running in towards the canal as Baloo has landed the plane safely. The right engine is still smoking. There is a bird police officer blocking the scene.)

Narrator: Half-hour later...

Kit: Hey! There's the SeaDuck! Phew!

Molly: But where's Baloo?

Bird Police Officer: The pilot? You know him? There is no way to get him out! (WildCat jumps onto the right tail section of the SeaDuck.)

WildCat: Hmm, stay here kids; I'll save him! (Cut to WildCat bringing out Baloo who is dizzy again as the police officer taps his foot in disgust.)

Baloo: Ga!

Molly: Baloo?!

Kit: What happened to him, WildCat?!

WildCat: He's paralyzed with terror. Yes, sir. (In comes Shere Khan.)

Shere Khan: Pursuant to Article 22 of air regulations of l Cape Suzette, I ask that this pilot passes a medical exam before he resumes any more work! (Everyone is stunned by this.)

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(Cut to Rebecca's dining room in her apartment as Rebecca brings out a pan of yellow mush. Baloo, Kit, WildCat and Molly are sitting at the table. Baloo is still dizzy and wearing dark shades.)

Narrator: Later...

Rebecca: But why does he do that?!

Kit: Oh, you know Shere Khan!

WildCat: That it can complicate our lives, eh! It does not jellyfish! (Baloo gets a plate of the yellow mush and Baloo tries to eat it with a fork; but the fork lands on his nose making a mess on said nose.)

Rebecca: Baloo! Is it really essential to wear sunglasses at the table?

Baloo: Um, yes Becky; it's the latest aviation fashion!

Molly: (whispers) So, Baloo? Is it better now?

Baloo: Yes, Molly; nobody can see that I keep my eyes closed, because when I open them, the vertigo strikes again. (Rebecca sits down at the table.)

Rebecca: Never mind, Baloo. Sunglasses.. at table... Finally, it might be a good idea, to have this medical visit. Hee hee hee!

Kit: Heh heh.

Molly: Huu-Huu.

Baloo: Right...Well, I'm hungry now. (He pushes the food away. Cut outside an eye doctor's office as a bird furry wearing green pants, green boots, a blue bowtie and a white coat with a clipboard comes out of his office. Baloo is sitting down in a chair in the reception room sweating with Kit and Molly standing. The doctor's name is Tikoli by the way as indicated on the white sign on the wall next to the door.)

Doctor Tikoli: Next! Mr....Mr. Baloo!

Baloo: Present, doctor! Let's get this over with.

Page 9

(Head inside the doctor's office with Tikoli sitting down at his desk with Baloo sitting in front of the desk in a chair.)

Tikoli: Well, Mr. Baloo. Take off those glasses and tell me what's wrong.

Baloo: Uh, okay, Doc. (Baloo takes off the glasses and panics again.)

Tikoli: So?!

Baloo: That's it...I...I...I have a white hair!

Tikoli: What?! That's all?! But ... but That does not make you sick of dizziness, you see. Each has its sources, but you have to fly over! Take height! Nay, "height": I mean, the altitude! (Baloo gets dizzier and sweaty as this goes on.)

Baloo: {Fly over?! Height?! Altitude?!}

Tikoli: Hmmm .. (Baloo then runs out of the office with his hand over his mouth looking like he's going to throw up.)

Baloo: FRMKGLB~! (Kit, WildCat and Molly are shocked in their seats at this. Kit gets up as Molly is flustered again.)

Kit: So, Doctor; it's not too bad, is it?

Tikoli: "Not too bad"?! This pilot's suffering from vertigo and you call that "not too bad"?!

Molly: {Tikoli knows. You do not, Kit.} (In comes Shere Khan.)

WildCat: And what do you decide, Doctor?

Tikoli: There is only one thing to do.

Shere Khan: Yes: He withdraws his license.

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(Cut to Baloo coming out of the bathroom as Kit is unamused by Khan admiring his claws.)

Baloo: Doctor, be honest; am I a goner as a pilot?

Shere Khan: Yes.

Tikoli: Of course, I have to make you a practical test of ability for the official forms.

Shere Khan: You mean inability, doctor. (Khan, Molly (not looking amused), Kit, Baloo, Tikoli and WildCat enter a large room with a giant flight simulator box with mechanical arm attached to it. There is a two way glass window connected to a radio room inside.)

Tikoli: Here it is! Please enter into this flight simulator. (Kit notices that Baloo and Shere Khan are entering the simulator.)

Kit: Hey?! Why is you entering the simulator?!

Shere Khan: Listen you little thug, as it was I that asked for the medical visit, I have the right to attend examinations. I know the regulations: It was me who helped write them! (Baloo is about to enter the flight simulator when Molly stops him.)

Molly: (In tears) Baloo! Hold on!

Baloo: Yes, Molly?

Molly: Um ... I ... I wanted to tell you ... we love you! (Molly kisses Baloo on the cheek as we cut to the radio room with Tikoli at the microphone, Kit, Molly and WildCat watching on.)

Tikoli: Hello, Mr. Baloo! Go ahead: take off! (Baloo panics in the simulator.)

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(Inside the flight simulator as Baloo is not taking the controls much to the amusement of Khan who is also inside the simulator next to him.)

Tikoli: Baloo ?! You hear me? Blast off! (Baloo does nothing.) Baloo ?! I will not repeat myself: Ta-ke off! (Baloo slowly has images over his head of the faces of his friends and is sweating. Cut back to Tikoli with Kit and Molly back in the radio room.) I see. Needless to further torment the unfortunate. I know what I have to do now... (Baloo slowly takes off the glasses and the images of his friends slowly clear up fully. Baloo takes the flight stick; shocking Mr. Khan.)

Baloo: Hold onto your kneecaps, Mr. Khan! (Baloo flies the simulator upside down. Khan begins to get really dizzy. Cut back to Kit, Molly and WildCat cheering on Baloo.)

Kit: Doctor! Shred your report and come see this!

Baloo: Say, Khan: Can you handle me when we're flying upside down?

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(Head back to the radio room as Tikoli checks his watch at the microphone with Kit.)

Narrator: One hour later...

Tikoli: Uh, say Baloo; I think it's time to end this test now... (Everyone is shocked as the arm of the simulator breaks off the box and the box bounces in the room and breaks down a wall through into the street. The door opens and Khan runs away stage right holding his mouth looking like he's ready to vomit.)

Shere Khan: FRMKGLB!

Baloo: I held on longer than you, Mr. Khan! (Cut to in the skies with the SeaDuck flying high with Baloo in the cockpit humming.)

Narrator: A few days later ...

Molly: (On the radio.) Hello, Baloo? Molly here. What is your position? Everything is fine out there?

Baloo: Altitude 15,000 feet, Molly! And I never felt so good as I do right now! (Cut to inside the office as Molly is on headphones on the radio while Kit is still at his desk, still stumped over a multiplication question.)

Kit: {Seven Times Three = 73...?!}

Molly: In fact, Baloo, just imagine that, henceforth, in the building of "Khan Industries", the lobby is located on the top floor, and Shere Khan's office is on the ground-floor!

Baloo: Really? Why? (Cut to the bottom floor of Khan Tower as there is sign for the lobby pointing up. Inside is an office as a dog nose in a green suit, green pants, and green bow tie looks up looking confused. Inside we see Khan at his desk looking dizzy as Doctor Tikoli is standing with his doctor's tools in his hands.)

Tikoli: My diagnosis is definite, Mr. Khan. You, despite being the president of the largest company in Cape Suzette, you ... you have a case of vertigo!

END

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