Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world's greatest competition in town..Most Extreme Elimination Challenge..Tonight; it's the final of the American Cartoon cup as Team TaleSpin takes of The Simpsons Team! It's the classic battle of blue collared nuclear blood families and yellow collared flying love families..And now here's two guys who botched up the family tree: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano.

[Back in the studio. ]

Vic: Hello everyone...We have a great final tonight..The American Cartoon Cup..

Ken: It's the Simpsons againest the TaleSpin team. The winner is then just a hop, skip and jump away from winning the Cartoon World Cup. I cannot wait for the anime final later on tonight.

Vic: Oh boy; I have a bad feeling about this one...Are you trying to date Kagoyme again?!

Ken: Why no Vic! I would never dream of actually dating girlfriend who said the words...

Vic: Sit boy![Ken does a giant faceplant on the floor as Vic smirks.] I always love to do that.

Ken: OUCH! You fiend! I think you broke my face!

Vic: Well; I hope that'll make sure you'll never get a date and stay focused on the mission Kenny! Now let's go to Guy...

Ken: Here's someone who needs a broken face...[We go to the field with Guy LaDouce.]

Guy: I always love family gatherings...Three-legged races; bad potato salad, naughty aunts kissing to death and useless chatter.. Of course; my gatherings always involve a lot of jerking..But I digress..So we will start this final of the second American Cartoon Cup with such insane games as Sinkers & Floaters, then it's Dope On A Rope, followed by Pole Riders and finally we end with Rotating Surfboard of Death.. So now; I'm going to go and see if the dip is still fresh and I leave it up to the skipper.. Oooo...Captain?![We go to the field with Captain Tameal.]

Captain: We are here on this important moment as the people of the Simpsons take on their nemesis; the TaleSpin people. But who believes that Business Standards & Practices have watered down the true vision of the creative works of these two shows? Show of hands...NOW!!

All: YEAH!! [Everyone raises their hands.]

{Team Simpsons- Homer Simpsons (Captain), Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Grandpa Simpson, Ned Flanders, Chief Wiggium, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smitters, Edna, Seymour Skinner, Rev. Lovejoy, Helen Lovejoy, Moe. }

{Team TaleSpin-Kit Cloudkicker (Captain), Baloo, Rebecca Cunningham, Don Karnage, WildCat, Shere Khan, Colonel Spigot, Molly Cunningham, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Dan Dawson, Lotta L'Amour, King Amok, Clementine. }

Captain: So now I would like to welcome our master of MXC religion; Father Laffypants![An old Japanese man steps up to a wooden soapbox. He is wearing a white suit, pants and shoes. He raises his left hand.]

Laffypants: Hello we are gathered here today to see great skill and power shown to all who believe in the spirit of MXC Competition. You know; I remember my glory years of smacking my face againest a floater and tasting the muddy septic sludge. It takes a true eliminator to conquer those that is impossible..[Everyone gets restless.] I should know since I had...

Homer: BOR-ING!!

Captain: [Gets into position.] Normally; I would be angry at this disrespect towards elders; but that was _really_ boring!! LET'S GO!![Everyone stands up and runs over Laffypants as they go to the first event.]

Laffypants: OW! I think I broke my cup!!

Ken: Oh he's done Vic. If someone breaks your cup; you'll never make children ever again.

Vic: Indeed...a very painful thing. So; now we go to our first event: Sinkers & Floaters. The object of the game is to skip to the other side without getting a mouthful of septic sludge.

Ken: And today's sludge is provided by the toilets of the voice actors guild of America; Local 671.

Vic: Sweet stuff there Ken...

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for the Simpsons..

Edna: I'm coming my lovebird!!

Vic: Here is Edna; who is Bart Simpson's teacher and has no love for the principal..

Ken: So who's Edna's lovebird?![Edna skips the stones; but slips on the fifth stone in the middle and falls into the sludge.] Ah! The sludge..That was tasty!

Vic: Indeed...and quite refreshing too. But enough of that; first up for TaleSpin..

Dan: Here's looking at you Ace!

Vic: Here is the daring air circus freak of New Fedora Dan Dawson...

Ken: He tried to make a out of getting youngsters hurt doing stupid stunts..[ Dan skips onto the stones; but he mistimes his jump and lands in the water just short of the fourth stone on the left.]..and that stunt was stupid.

Vic: Indeed...and looks like Dan is about to be done in by Butch once again. What a shame?! Next up for the Simpsons is Rev. Jovejoy; the chruch preacher of Springfield..We had a chance to listen to a prayer from Mr. Lovejoy for this event..[We go to the field with Rev. Lovejoy.]

Rev. Lovejoy: Dear lord and saviour in the heavens; I pray that the savior will slay the wicked demons who run this filthy moral sewer of an event and bring moral decency to our earth..Thanks...Amen...[Back to the action.]

Vic: Well; that was more than I needed to see and hear...[Rev. Lovejoy skips on the stones; but he slips on the sixth stone and does a bellyflop into the fuild.] Oh!

Ken: Bless him father for he has fallen....

Vic: Indeed...

King Amok: IS the circus in today?!

Vic: Next up for TaleSpin is the King of Macadamia; King Amok!

Ken: He's a stupid little moron; he'll never make it! [King Amok skips on the stones and he is so light on his feet that he manages to get to the other side for the point.]

Vic: Geez Kenny you just encouraged another moron to score a point. What a shock?! Well; King Amok has done it and TaleSpin takes the lead..Next up for the Simpsons..

Nelson: [Points at the Captain.] HAHA!!

Captain: Take a good look at this loser!![Captain gives Nelson a mean look.]

Vic: Here is the Springfield bully Nelson Mutz and...[Nelson takes a glance at the mean look Captain and trips againest the edge of the pond and smashes his face againest the first stone. He falls into the fuild in kind.] Oh my...!

Ken: That calls for a MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] Never get on the bad side of the Captain. He is a bully buster when you tick him off..

Vic: Right you are Ken..and that proves that bullies are just little idoits who need to be put in their place...[Back to the action.]

Spigot: Dunder?! I command you to fix these stones at once!

Vic: Here is Colonel Spigot; TaleSpin's ultimate short joke and the defender of his Mommyland, Thembria.

Ken: I suspect that he's still trying his best not to be shot..[Colonel Spigot skips the stones; but slips on the fifth stone and falls into the fuild.]..and he just got back on the list again.

Vic: Right you are Ken...and I shudder the thought of Thembrian rule...Last up for the Simpsons....

Moe: Okay; everyone out!!

Vic: Here is Springfield's favorite bartender Moe; creator of the Flamming Moe..[Moe tries to skip the stones; but tripes on his two feet on the second stone and falls to the side in the fuild.] Oh...!

Ken: [They show the replay.] And Moe just flammed out...Right there!!

Vic: Right you are Ken...You could say that he was _flambee_..Get it?! Flamming, flammed, flambee...Get it Ken?!

Ken: Ah; no I don't...[Back to the action.]

Vic: Figures...Last up for TaleSpin...

Mad Dog: I saw a picture of a school once!

Vic: Here is the whiny Air Pirate Mad Dog... Can he build the lead?! [ Mad Dog skips the stones; but he slips on the final stone and smashes his body on the other side. He falls into the fuild.]...and no good..[Back to the studio.]So the Talespinners lead 1-0.

Ken: No way!

Vic: Not bad for a family created by heart.

Ken: Ooooo...hearts...[Giggles.]

Vic: Sit boy! [Kenny does a faceplant on the floor.]

Ken: OUCH! My face!!

Vic: Well that will teach you to flirt with Kagoyme and not pay attention to this event. You really need to stay focused Ken!

Announcer: Coming up next; it's time to be a dope on a rope on a slope! Don't try rhyming that otakufiends!!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: And we are back with the unholy animals againest the unholy humans...excpet for the Flanders and Lovejoy. What drugs were they on?!

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: We are back with TaleSpin leading 1-0. Just to switch gears; I have been informed by the medical personnel of MXC that Homer Simpson is going to be all right for this competition and has been medically cleared by doctors..[Kenny is laughing at something.] Kenny?! What are you laughing about?!

Ken: I just saw Justin flinging a booger right at Lisa Simpson..It got right into her hair and it's as big as a beachball...HA! HA! Take that you environmental myrtr!

Vic: Sit boy!![Kenny falls flat on his face.]

Ken: OUCH!! My face!! I used to like it when you were hitting me with your fan.

Vic: Well Kenny; I just realized that my fan shots were having no effect on your little monkey head; so I have taken the liberities of crushing your face! So let's go to our next event: Dope On A Rope! The object is to get from Point A To Point B without landing on Point C!

Ken: That captial C for septic sludge!

Vic: Ken what is today's mystery sludge?!

Ken: That's man pudding from the toilets of Khan Industries; Local 666.

Vic: Satanic stuff there Ken...

Dumptruck: Okay dokey Mad Dog..

Vic: First up for TaleSpin is the muscle of the Air Pirates; Dumptruck.

Ken: I heard that he ate some octopus before the event in order to relive his octo-wrestling days. Sounds like a bonebrain to me..

Vic: Right you are Ken..[Dumptruck starts swinging the rope around the bend; but his hands slip off the rope about halfway through and he falls into the muck with a thud.] Oh! And he was a bone brain on that one.. What a shame?! First up for the Simpsons...

Seymour: Gym time kids!!

Vic: Here is the Principal of Springfield Elem. School; Seymour Skinner. He's considered by many as a faux army general..

Ken: So that means he's a traitor Vic?!

Vic: Actually; he didn't betray the country; just himself..[Seymour swings the rope and lands on the platform; but he lands too hard on his butt and falls into the sludge.] Oh...and he was betrayed on that run.

Ken: I smell a report from Super Intendent Chambers! [They show the replay.] ...Goodbye raise..right there!

Vic: Right you are Ken...Very sloppy use of the rope there too...[Back to the action] Next up for TaleSpin...

Sgt. Dunder: I'm going to be shot now!

Vic: Here is Colonel Spigot's second in dumb commander Sgt. Dunder...[Dunder grabs the rope and swings around. A gunshot is heard and Dunder lets go of the rope and falls into the muck.] Oh...I think Dunder's been shot!!

Ken: I think that should call for a doctor and an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] I guess the High Marshall decided to go hunting today..

Vic: Indeed..and he's probably going to be _stuffed_ after that showing..[Back to the action.]

Helen: Think of the children!!

Vic: Here is Helen Lovejoy; the prude-to-the-end wife of Rev. Lovejoy...

Ken: I know that we'll be the spwans of sin in her mind after the incident we had at the party..[Helen swings the rope towards the platform and lands perfectly on the platform for the point.]

Vic: Right you are Ken and her prudest ways have scored for the Simpsons. Next up for TaleSpin...

Molly: I am Dangerwoman!!

Vic: Here is Molly Cunningham; the spunky daughter of Higher For Hire's owner Rebecca Cunningham..[Molly grabs the rope and swings towards the platform. However; she overshoots the platform and holds on by mistake. She smashes into the larger platform wall and falls into the mud as a result.] Oh! That run was dangerous indeed! Let's go to Guy and find out what happened...[We go to the field with Guy and Molly.]

Guy: Guy here and I'm here with a dirty girl...Huh?! Hohohohohohahahahahaha!!

Molly: Shut up creepface!! [Molly kicks Guy in the shins; but the shot has no effect.] Huh?!

Guy: Hohohohohahahahahaha! Doctor Guy's wearing shin protectors you naughty little girl...So nananananana...what are you going to do now you dirty little...?![Molly kicks Guy in the nuts and runs away with glee.] OWOWOWOWOW!! I forgot to wear my cup today!! Oooo...Guy like...![Back to the action.]

Vic: As always; top notch reporting Guy...

Chief Wiggum: Here is the corrupt chief police officer of Springfield Cheif Wiggum.

Ken: He's so corrupt that even Marge looks like a prude nanny.

Vic: I think she was always a prude Ken..[Chief Wiggum swings with the rope. However; his fat body is unable to hold on and Wiggum's fingers slip from the rope almost instantly. He falls into the mud in kind.]..Oh! And now Wiggum's name is mud!

Ken: What a dud?!

Vic: Indeed...Last up for TaleSpin...

Lotta: Touch me and you're dust buster!!

Vic: Here is the princess of Macadamia and advisor to King Amok: Princess Lotta L'Amour.

Ken: [Lotta swings the rope across the muck.] Boy; she is hot when she's mad. I would love to turn to dust to date her...

Vic: I could arrange to make it easier for her...[Lotta makes it to the platform; but she is short of the mark. She is grabbing onto the edge.]Oh! And wait a minute! She's trying to get onto the platform...[Lotta climbs and gets onto the platform for the point.]..and she has done it! That puts TaleSpin back into the lead 2-1. Last up for the Simpsons...

Ned: Hi diddy oh..!

Homer: Get lost Flanders!!

Ned: Okay diddy oh..!

Vic: Here is the Simpsons friendly and religious neighbour Ned Flanders...!

Ken: I still hear that Ned is looking to get laid and..[Ned swings on the rope and it circles around towards the platform. However; Ned overshoots his mark and tumbles onto the platform acutely and falls into the muck.]...that'll be his final resting place.

Vic: Right you are Ken...I wish he would learn how to let go and squash Homer Simpson for being mean and cruel to him...and so after the gutesy preformance of Lotta L'Amour and the prudest range of Helen Lovejoy; Team TaleSpin keeps pace with the blood family and lead 2-1.

Announcer: Coming up next; it's time to bully the shaft on Pole Riders. Don't force it chumps!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with round three between the furry filiers and the human buyers...Whatever that means?![Back in the studio. ]

Ken: You know what Vic; I've been thinking of creating a cartoon series featuring the stars of MXC. Something wonderful...

Vic: Oh really Kenny?! I see that you finally have an interesting stroy about us. What's the series called?!

Ken: The series is called: Molly Kicks Guy In The Nuts All Day!! HA! HA! That last scene with Guy cracked me up. I know I would watch the show and it's re-runs. It'll make millions on DVD.

Vic: You know something Kenny...You are absolutely right and...Sit boy!! [Kenny does another faceplant on the floor.]

Ken: OUCH!! Stop that!!

Vic: I'll stop when you stop making fun of everyone. Guy is depraved enough as it is without you encouraging it further...Now let's get to our next event: Pole Riders. Vault onto the platform without getting dirty from our mystery fuild. What is today's mystery fuild here Ken?!

Ken: That's man-pudding from the toilets of Cape Suzette.

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for the Simpsons...

Mr. Smitters: God; I need a vacation!

Vic: This is Mr. Burns faithful, loyal sidekick Mr. Smitters...He's only disloyal when Mr. Bruns tried to block out the sun...[Mr. Smitters plants the steel pole and tries to vault across the lake. Mr. Smitters misses the mark and lands in the water just two feet shy of the platform.] Oh!

Ken: And now Mr. Burns' loyality to Smitters has been _de-missed_. OUCH!!

Vic: Right you are Ken...First up for TaleSpin....

Clementine: Dance the jitterbug away!

Vic: Here is Clementine Clevengerl the new mining foregirl of Boomstone.

Ken: Vic; why would Clementine love a moron like Wildcat?!

Vic: I'm not familiar with your past expertise Ken...[Clementine plants the pole in the pond and attempts to vault. However; Clementine slide down the pole and falls into the pond.] Oh boy...

Ken: Yup; I guess the moronic stuff has rubbed off after all...

Vic: I don't think that is possible Ken..Next up for the Simpson is Grandpa Simpson..We had a chance to speak to him about his chances of winning...[We go to the field with Grandpa.]

Grandpa: My chances of winning are ummm...ummm...ummm...I'm going home to watch Matlock..[Grandpa exits stage right as we return to the action. However; Grandpa is nowhere to be seen.]

Ken: Hey; where's Grandpa Simpson?![Back to the studio.]

Vic: I don't know Kenny..[Justin hands Vic a note and Vic reads it.] Wait a minute...I've just been informed that Grandpa has gone home and is watching Matlock as we speak. Do you know what that means Kenny?!

Ken: That he's a coward...

Vic: That he's a traitor and that he's....

Ken/Vic: The smartest person alive...[Kenny starts laughing.]

Vic: Indeed....Sit boy..[Kenny does a faceplant on the floor.]

Ken: OUCH!! My face!! What did you do that for?!

Vic: No reason...[Back to the action.]

WildCat: This is my watch and I am slow...

Vic: Next up for TaleSpin is WildCat; a goofy mechanic who fixes seaplanes with kitchen gadgets...

Ken: Wonder if he realizes that Clementine's a loser in this event...[WildCat plants the pole and tries to vault. However; WildCat land wrong and falls towards the right; crashing onto a cement floor next to the pond.] Oh my God..He might be dead..

Vic: Oh boy...Rebecca's going to throw the book at us..

Ken: [They show the replay.] Well; we will throw her back an MXC Impact Replay... UGH! I don't want to see that anymore...OUCH!!

Vic: Indeed...and if it means that our show ends here; then I guess that it will end with a moron getting squashed...[Back to the action.] Next up for the Simpsons...

Mr. Burns: Oh fiddlesticks...!

Vic: Here is the evil corperate CEO of Springfield Nuclear Plant Mr. Burns..

Ken: I'm surprised that he's still walking after the last competition...

Vic: I'm surprised that you maintained continuity in this show Kenny..[Mr. Burns plants the pole and tries to vault. He does manage to land on the platform for the point. However; he's twisted like a pretzel.] Oh my....Well he has done it; but he may be dead after that run..

Ken: And I see Lisa doing a good old Squidward Happy Dance. Oh; I can see her rice pen..

Vic: Kenny!! Well; the Simpsons have tied the score 2-2. Can TaleSpin retake the lead?!

Shere Khan: I'm still not amused...

Vic: Speaking of evil tweeners; here is the CEO of Khan Industries Shere Khan.

Ken: I know he'll be walking after this competition...

Vic: Am I seeing a case of deja vu here?![Mr. Khan plants the pole and tries to vault. However; he underestimates the platform and smacks his face againest the platform before falling into the fuild.] Uh...no I'm not...What a shame?! Last up for the Simpsons....

Lisa: This is gross!!

Vic: Here is the environmentalist activist of Springfield Lisa Simpson and she seems to be all right...[Lisa plants the pole and vaults. She lands perfectly on the platform for the point. She does her Squidward Happy Dance again.] and she has done it. That was perfect Pole Riding...So the Simpsons lead 3-2 and here's our last competitor for TaleSpin.

Don Karnage: I like that!!

Vic: Here is the evil Air Pirate in the TaleSpin world Don Karnage...[ Don Karnage plants the pole and tries to vault. However; the pole bends too violently and hits him in the eye. Don falls into the fuild.] Oh my...there's my deja vu.. [They show the replay.]

Ken: And there's my stereotypical pirate...

Vic: Right you are Ken...and so thanks to the pole vaulting efforts of Lisa Simpson and Mr. Burns; the Simpsons give TaleSpin the shaft and they lead this final 3-2.

Ken: I like that MXC!!

Vic: Indeed...

Announcer: Coming up next; it's time to win America's Cup on the surfing and turfing of death!! Don't screw it Surfbears!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we're back with the final round as the bullish Spingfielders take on the bearish Suzetters....Weird...[Back in the studio as Kenny's face is bouncing off the floor again and again and again.]

Vic: Sit boy! Sit boy! Sit boy! Sit boy! Sit boy!

Ken: OUCH!! My face!! Why are you doing this?! Chicks are going to hate me...

Vic: Well; maybe from now on you will behave and not make fun of Lisa Simpsons.

Ken: It's not my fault that she acts like a evironmental dork. Besides; you always make fun of me just because I'm into beer, pizza and chicks...

Vic: Well; I never thought about that. I have been ignoring your feelings for a while now and..[Kenny looks at Vic with sad puppy eyes.]....Umm... Sit boy!![Kenny does another faceplant.]

Ken: OUCH!! What did you do that for?!

Vic: [Looking back with sad puppy eyes.]Umm...No reason...and while Kenny thinks about his feelings; it's time for our last event: The Rotating Surfboard of Death. Catch a wave!! Dodge the dolphin!! Or die!!

Captain: LET'S GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team TaleSpin...

Rebecca: I'll win...!!

Vic: Here is Rebecca Cunningham; the owner of Higher For Hire and single mother to her daughter Molly Cunningham...[Rebecca hops onto the board and holds on.] Good start there; tries to jump over the dolphin...[Rebecca tries to jump over the dolphin; but she trips on it and tumbles into the fuild.]Oh; and she joins Molly as she greet today's mystery fuild. Tell us what is todays mystery fuild Ken?[They show the replay.]

Ken: That's towel squeezings from the Air Pirates of the Iron Vulture.

Vic: Neat stuff there Ken...I think Beckey got a mouth full of Fleatol.

Ken: Huh?! [Back to the action.]

Vic: Never mind...First up for the Simpsons...

Marge: No..I'll win!

Vic: Here is Marge Simpson; the self-rightous mother of the Simpsons family.. [Marge hops onto the surfboard; but she trips off the edge of the board and smashes againest the board several times before finally falling into the fuild.] Oh dear..

Ken: That calls for an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] Marge did win after all. She's the winner of the most painful headache of all time.. HA! HA!

Vic: [Not happy.] Right you are Ken... Sit boy!

Ken: OUCH! My face!! [Back to the action.]

Kit: Wa-Hoo!!

Vic: Next up for TaleSpin is the Captain of the team Kit Cloudkicker. He is the famed navigator of Higher for Hire.[Kit hops onto the surfboard and ride with it. He jumps over the pink dolphin easily.] He's over the pink dolphin...[Kit rides around and jumps onto the main platform with Chief AutoParts.] Gets onto the platform and waves a hello to Chief AutoParts...

Ken: Kit is putting on a show Vic...[Kit jumps onto the surfboard and lands all right. However; a gunshot is heard and Kit is forced to jump off the board and fall into the fuild.] Oh my God..Kit looks like he's dead..[ Back to the studio as Vic looks around and notices that Kenny is carrying a fake starter pistol from the seedings earlier on. They show Kit rising from the fuild unharmed.] Oh; he's all right.. HA! HA!

Vic: Sit boy!![Kenny does a faceplant on the floor.] Kenny!! You low-life scumbag! You intentionally distracted Kit so he could be painfully eliminated!!

Ken: Yeah! OUCH!! And now TaleSpin is finally going to lose because Kit is such a sucky suck loser...

Vic: [Listening to his earpiece.] Wait a second you little monekey! We are about to get an announcement from the Captain. Take it away...[We go to the field with the Captain.]

Captain: Thank you Vic..Due to Kenny Blankenship's interferece on Kit's run; Team TaleSpin will be given a point as a result...And I have just been informed that the Simpsons after this event will form an angry mob and burn Kenny in flames...Thank you and the decision is final...I'm the Captain![Back to the action]

Vic: Well said and informative...Next up for the Simpsons...

Bart: Eat my shorts!!

Vic: Here is the potty mouthed loudmouth kid from Springfield; Bart Simpson.

Ken: [Bart hops onto the surfboard.] Hey Vic; who do you think would win in a surfboarding contest?! [ Bart tries to jump over the pink dolphin; but his foot trips on the dolphin and he tumbles into the fuild.]..Guess I answered my question.

Vic: Right you are Ken..and Bart's mouth has been shut down once again...So; the score's tied 3-3 and last up for TaleSpin..

Baloo: Hang on to your kneecaps!!

Vic: Oh boy...Here's the fat pilot from Higher For Hire Baloo...He's been painfully eliminated so many times that he has to pay for damages. This is going to be brutal...[Baloo jumps onto the surfboard and it bends down so low and he can go under the dolphins and the platform to boot.] Oh my goodness...

Ken: It's a miracle!! Baloo didn't break and apper....apper...event!![ Baloo goes under the pink dolphin with ease.] Ooo; under the dolphin..[ Baloo ducks under the platform.] Under the platform too! [Baloo goes under the second pink dolphin with ease.]Uh Oh! He's going to have to jump...[ Baloo jumps and grabs onto the edge of the platform as the surfboard rises to its original position.]

Vic: He's struggling to get up the platform..[Baloo manages to climb up and manages to get on top of the platform for the point.]...but Baloo get onto the platform and has done it!! Unbelieviable!! That means that TaleSpin is leading 4-3 with one contestent left.

Homer: D'OH!!

Vic: Here is the Captain of the Simpsons...the man named Homer Simpson..

Homer: [Homer jumps onto the surfboard and it breaks completely.] Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! CRAPPPPPP!![Homer tumbles into the fuild.]

Ken: And now his name is crap!

Vic: Right you are Ken...and so if my math is correct. Thanks to Baloo's bending and Kenny's distracting; the MIRACLE WORKERS CONNECTION has created the biggest upset in MXC history as TaleSpin has won the American Cartoon Cup with a 4-3 win. I suspect that Michael Eisner is weeping as we speak...

[Back in the studio.]

Ken: That was a great competition Vic!

Vic: Indeed..and I am sure that the viewers at home would like to see the trophy presentation. Sadly; Michael Eisner is unhappy with the results and if we show TaleSpin winning the trophy; Eisner will sue us.

Ken: Man; that sucks Vic!! Does Michael Eisner have a grudge againest the show or something?!

Vic: I don't know Ken; but I know something that will make him fell much better.... It's now time for Kenny Blankenship's Painful Eliminations of the Day...[They show footage from the event.]

Ken: Blasting off at number ten; it's Shere Khan who tries to smack a million bucks and ends up getting his face smacked off....That's a bad CEO....At number nine; it's the other CEO Mr. Burns who literally kills himself and manage to twist his way six ways from Sunday. He'll be fine...At number eight; it's Rev. Lovejoy who tries to win God's heart but ends up meeting this maker and crashing right into the firey pits of death. Now that's Satanic stuff there....At number seven; it's Ned Flanders who should be getting laid and instead he just got fileted...OUCH!! At least he'll have company with a Lovejoy if you know what I mean...At number six; it's a double winner as Baloo bends the rules just enough on the way to a surfboard victory; but enough to make Homer Simpson swear bloody vengence. Someone call the FCC....At number five; it's Marge Simpson who finds out that she doesn't need her neck anymore. Quite frankly; she didn't need her two-faced self-rightous either....At number four; it's WildCat who not only get the shaft on the pole; he decides to greet his face with the cement floor. Ouch!! Clementine's love is dead now....At number three; it's Nelson Mutz who insults the Captain; but runs too fast and gets a nasty mean look of doom...Nelson smacks into the water and gives up...At number two; it's Sgt. Dunder who gets an assist in ending his career and life with a good old fashion High Marshall firing squad. Hope that comes with a watch... and finally; my most painful elimination goes to: The one and only Kenny Blankenship as I get put down literally by Vic Ramano..OUCH!! That's got to hurt! Now; I'm still not sure how Vicky got Kigymoe's power to make me sit; but it is painful...OUCH!! I'm out!!

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: As always; you are a piece of work Ken...and I wish to thank Team TaleSpin for upsetting everyone at this years event and moving on to the World Cartoon Cup of Animation.

Ken: Yeah Vic...[Kenny stands up and starts to run away stage right after getting a good look stage left.]

Vic: Bathroom break again Kenny?!

Ken: Yeah...[Exits the studio.]

Homer: HE'S A WITCH! GET HIM!!

Vic: Of course he is...and what do we always say?!

ALL: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!!![ We see the entire Simpsons team running stage right with torches and pitchforks like an angry mob. The screen freezes as the credits roll.]

Vic: Sit boy...

Ken: OUCH! OH NO! I'M DEAD!!

Vic: Good boy...