Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world greatest competition in town..Most Extreme Elimination Challenge..Tonight; it is the first of two semi-finals from the American Cartoon Cup as Team TaleSpin takes on Team Spongebob SquarePants. It's the classic battle of absorbing fish foodies againest the bear pilot moodies...and now here's two guys who knows the ins and outs of being an oxymoron: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano....

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: Hello everyone; we have a great matchup today.

Ken: It's the characters of TaleSpin taking on the characters from Spongebob SquarePants...[Laughs.] I can't wait to see Spongebob get his spongy wet face wiped off the face of the earth...

Vic: I take it that you hate Spongebob SquarePants?!

Ken: Yeah Vic....Spongebob is gay and creepy.

Vic: Kenny?! That is absolutely appalling andf wrong! Gay is a degrogtory statement towards young boys...Spongebob is an asexual oddball...[Kenny starts laughing again.] Kenny?!!

Ken: Everyone knows that Spongebob isn't a homosexual Vic.. He's too much of an oddball to get laid by anyone... Now Sandy's a bisexual if you ask me..

Vic: Okay...That's perfectly acceptable fact finding...More information then I need to know..Let's go over to our Nosexual master of deprativity: Guy LaDouce. [We go to the field with Guy LaDouce.]

Guy: Guy here and this is my newest creation for the discrimating eye: Sponge LaDouce...OOO..Guy needs a spongebath after that line. But I digress. This is the first semi-final between these two team who in the demostration games; wrecked havoc and chaos which resulted in many injuries by the MXC crew. Sadly; I expect more fireworks as we get set for such wacky games as Finger It!, then we sing with Elmination Idol; followed by Nut Bangers and finally we end with the painful Log Drop. So now let's go over to the skipper.. Captain?!

[We go into the forest with Captain Tanmeal.]

Captain: Question?! How many of you think that Spongebob SquarePants is nothing more than an exercise in homosexuality, undermines traditional family values and undermines proper pro-creation?! Show of hands..NOW!!

All: YEAH!! [Everyone raises their hands.]

{Team TaleSpin- Baloo, Kit, Rebecca, WildCat, Don Karnage, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Colonel Spigot, Molly Cunningham, Louie, Jack Cases, Klang, Oscar Vandersnoot. }

{Team Spongebob- Spongebob SquarePants, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton , Patchy the Pirate, The Flying Dutchman, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Mrs. Poppy Puff, Pearl Krabs , Gary The Snail.}

Captain: Well; you're wrong...TaleSpin's the real meance when it comes to undermining traditional family values with it's single moms and dads; families by love and not blood and causes boys to be criminal terrorists. Now he's a proper role model who is born of blood, wears pants and lives in a nuclear family: Oscar Vandersnoot. He's going to grow into a boss who you will be working for...Remember that Jungle Jerks.

Oscar: I'm Oscar and I'm friends with Kit...[Farts unintentionally.]Ooops!!

Captain: You just bought yourself a $500,000 fine from the FCC!! That's disgusting and indecent! Your mom should be beating you right now!! [Captain gets into position.] I need a spraydown..LET'S GO![Everyone stand up and goes to the first event with the Captain.]

Vic: And we are off to our first event: Finger It! You must win the RPS war three times over; or you'll slip into our famous sludge. Why is today's sludge so famous today Ken?!

Ken: That's man pudding from the toilets of the Krusty Krab...Hey; who's that guy?! He looks like a tool![They show a man wearing glasses; a pink suit and tie and black shoes. He has short hair and dances like a goof.]

Vic: That's because he is a tool Ken. He's Tool MacDancenik; the famous reject dancer who was rejected in the first round of Dancing Idol. You really have to stay focused on research Ken.

{Finger It!- There are two volcano-like mountains each with a trap door floor which leads to a pool of water ten feet below. The contestents and a dancer stand on the doors. They play a game of Rock/Paper/Scissors. The contestents wins if he manages to defeat the dancer three times. The contestent loses if he's defeated at any time and falls into the pool. For reference; scissors defeat paper, paper defeat rock, rock defeats scissors, same pose equal a loss for the contestent, non RPS pose equals a loss for the contestent as well.}

Captain: GET IT ON!

Vic: First up for Team TaleSpin.....

Mad Dog: I did this at school...The Picture of School!!

Vic: This is Mad Dog; the whiny Air Pirate who claims he went to school because he saw a picture of one once...

Ken: Hey I saw a picture of a school once..it blew!! Mad Dog is my new hero.

Vic: Right you are Ken...[The tool starts dancing as Mad Dog and the tool start to play the RPS game. Mad Dog gives scissors and the tool gives paper.] Mad Dog gives the scissors treatment.[However; the buzzer rings as Mad Dog keeps the scissors and the tool calls rock. The trap door opens and Mad Dog falls into the fuild.]...but the tool takes Mad Dog to the school of Finger It! What a shame?![They show the replay.]

Ken: One rule of Finger it! Do not rinse...do not repeat or you will smell.. Right there...

Vic: Right you are Ken...First up for Spongebob Squarepants is Mrs. Poppy Puff; the instructor for Bikini Bottom. Guy had a chance to talk to her about her profession...[We go to the field with Guy and Mrs. PoppyPuff.]

Guy: So you hand out licenses for boating?![Poppy nods.] Would you let Guy try his luck at being a sailor?!

Poppy: Sorry...but I've seen your driving and it sucks worse than Spongebob on his worst day!

Guy: Can you teach Guy how to boat?!

Poppy: Sorry; but you're clearly too depraved to listen to any training at this point. Why are you looking at me like that?!

Guy: Doctor Guy would love to be popped by you...[Laughing.]

[Back to the action.]

Vic: As always informative and distrubing...[The tool starts dancing as they play the RPS. However; Poppy clearly doesn't know how to play as she draws rock; the tool draws paper. Poppy's trapdoor opens and she falls into the fuild.] ...and Poppy has been popped by the tool...

Ken: That calls for an MXC Impact Replay..[They show the replay.] This girl certainly can rock my boat...

Vic: Right you are Ken...She always have a way with boats and _bloats_. Get it?! [Smirks as we head back to the action.] Ah; forget it! It sounded better in my head...Next up for TaleSpin.

Jack: Mum's the word...

Vic: This is the _Super Spy_ of Cape Suzette Jack Cases...!

Ken: Oooo...A spy!! And I thought he was just a lonely postman who cannot get the packages right.

Vic: Ah Kenny; figure of speech is not your MO...[The tool starts dancing as they play the RPS. Jack picks scissors and the tool picks paper. Jack then picks rock and tool picks scissors. However; Jack picks paper and the tool picks scissors.] Oh; and Jack's been discharged...[Jack's trapdoor opens and Jack falls into the fuild.]

Ken: He'll be slient for a few week after his boss just fingered him.

Vic: Indeed...and next up for Spongebob SquarePants...

Gary: Meow...

Vic: Oh dear..Here's Gary the Snail, the pet for Spongebob..[The tool starts dancing and Gary cannot move; so the tool calls rock and Gary cannot call anything. The trapdoor opens and Gary falls into the fuild.] Oh and Gary's sinking like a stone...[Kenny is laughing.] Kenny?!

Ken: He both sinks and stinks like a stone on that one.

Vic: Nice of you to make fun of a tragedy like this..[Gary actually floats to the surface.] Oh never mind...[Kenny laughs.]

Ken: A new reason to praise the fuild..

Vic: Right you are Ken...Next up for TaleSpin...

Louie: I'm game for a fight cuz!

Vic: Here's Louie Lamount; the owner of that south seas bar; Louie's on Louie's Island..

Ken: I wonder if they're going to serve beer ice cream there?! That'll go well with their kick-butt pizza.

Vic: I thought that went out of business due to health concerns...[ The tool starts dancing as the game starts. Louie picks scissors and the tool picks paper. However; Louie picks rock and the tool picks paper. The trapdoor opens and Louie falls into the fuild.] Oh! Louie's experiences in game didn't help him here... What a shame?! Next up for Spongebob SquarePants is Plankton. We had a chance to talk to him about stragedy...

[We go to the fuild with Plankton.]

Plankton: YES! YES! YES!! [Laughing.]

[Back to the action.]

Ken: I think that sezs it all Vic!

Vic: Right you are Ken...[The tool starts dancing as we start the game. However; Plankton screws up as he points his finger like a gun. The tool picks rock and the trapdoor opens; sending Plankton into the fuild.] Oh! And Plankton's gun tooting is shot on arrival...[Plankton looks shocked.] Why is he twitching like that?!

Ken: Someone must have added an electric eel into the fuild..which means only one thing...

Vic/Ken: Electroplankton!!

Vic: Indeed...and last up for TaleSpin....

WildCat: Stone, Paper, Wrenches!!

Vic: Here's Frank WildCat; the dimwitted mechanic for Higher For Hire.

Ken: He's too dimwitted to win. He'll never make it....[The tool starts to dance as the game starts. WildCat picks paper and the tool picks rock.]

Vic: I wouldn't be sure of that my little monkey...[WildCat picks scissors and the tool picks paper. WildCat picks rock and the tool picks scissors for the point.] ...and WildCat has done it...Unbelievable!![The trap door opens and the tool falls into the fuild.] And the tool has been drunk by sludge...Last up for Spongebob SquarePants...

Pearl: I am so smooth and wrong!

Vic: This is the hammerhead shark Pearl Krabs. As you might tell she is the daughter of Mr. Krabs.

Ken: Sounds like a mixed marriage and and message to boot! The Captain's not going to like this.

Vic: Indeed...[The wet tool begins to dance as the game begin. Pearl picks scissors and the tool chooses paper. Pearl then chooses paper and the tool chooses rock. However; Pearl picks scissors and the tool picks scissors as well. The trapdoor opens and Pearl falls into the fuild.]...and Pearl has just gotten the mixup in our MXC drink...and so thanks to the deceptive gameplaying of Frank WildCat; Team TaleSpin takes the dive and leads 1-0.

Ken: Under the sea; no one can see you sweat!

Announcer: Coming up next... it's time to sing the blues. Try Red, White and Blue; you patroitic Colorblunter!!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: We now return with round two between the air dwellers and the _sea-men_ dwellers....

[Back to the studio.]

Vic: [Kenny laughs.] You liked that joke didn't ya?!

Ken: Yeah; it brings me back to my college days when we would have bathroom toilet races...

Vic: Oh; I didn't know you went to college...Wait a minute?! What major did you get?!

Ken: [Laughing] My major was in partying with a minor in alcohol comsupation. Whoo-Hoo!! I was at the top of my class....

Vic: I'm sure you were Ken..[Hits Kenny with his fan.] ...and I'm also sure that you were ahead in jailtime as well

Ken: I didn't drive those days...I was on happy hour.

Vic: And speaking of happy hour; our next event is our latest round of Elimination Idol where our next four contestents have a chance to win a recording contract for Stinkywood Productions in California. Not to mention score a point for their team. The judges for this event will be as always; Simon Bowell and Andy _UPYOURS_ Jackson.

Captain: GET IT ON!

Patchy: [Patchy enters the house.]

Vic: Here is Patchy The Pirate; the leader of the official Spongebob SquarePants Fan Club.

Ken: He is also the singer for the official theme song of Spongebob SquarePants. Wonder if that's his one hit wonder?!

Vic: Indeed...[Patchy gets on stage and begins to sing as the tool dances in the background.]

Patchy: OH!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
        Spongebob Squarepants!!

Ken: Man; I didn't know he had an opera voice?!

Vic: Must be Christmas hour again...

Patchy: Absorbant and yellow and porus is he
        Spongebob SquarePants!!
        A noctucial nonsense is something you wish
        Spongebob SquarePants!!

[The blow horn sounds.]

Vic: Oh; and time is up for Patchy...Let's go to the judges on this one.... [Andy and Simon go to Patchy.]

Simon: Yeah; that was terrible oprea singing. I'm supposed to hear you sound nonsensial and awful...[They scuffle a bit as Andy and Simon grab Patchy and throw him out of the house.]

Vic: And both judges have agreed that Patchy's voice has become Scracthy!!

Ken: He's going be crying over this for a solid week.

Vic: Indeed...

Rebecca: Shake a groove buster!! [Enters the house.]

Vic: First up for TaleSpin is Rebecca Cunningham; the owner of Higher For Hire.

Ken: Her number one hit is called I Would Fire Baloo If Kit Wasn't Here! Got to the top of the Alternative Jazz Hit List; whatever that is...

Vic: Indeed...[Rebecca gets onto the stage and starts to sing.]

Rebecca: Darling, Darling
         On your feet buster!
         Cargo's Awaiting
         Cargo's Awaiting
         Time is Money
         Money is Time!!

Vic: Seems to be a mix of gurdge rock and jazz.

Ken: Grudge rock rules!! She sounds like Nano Blankenship on a rave in the bathroom. [The blowhorn sounds.]

Vic: Time is up on this soundbird. So let's go to the judges...[ The judges stand up and go towards Rebecca.]

Andy: That was terrible dog...So terrible that I have the urge to strangle Simon's wife...[ Simon attempts to grab Rebecca but Rebecca slaps him in the face.]

Rebecca: Take your hands off me!! I can find my own way out!!{Rebecca walks towards the door as she turns her back and Andy and Simon both kick Rebecca out.] OUCH!!

Vic: Oy vey...[Back in the studio as Kenny is laughing.] I smell sexual assault lawsuit coming.

Ken: [They show the replay.] I smell an MXC Impact Replay.. There's the slap and there's the suit...Right there...

Vic: Right you are Ken...Very sportfurrylike indeed...[Back to the action.]

Squidward: [Enters the house.] Where's my claironet?![Looks around.]

Vic: Last up for Spongebob Squarepant is Squidward Tentacles; the music genius of Bikini Bottom..Hmmm...He seems to be having some trouble locating his claironet.

Ken: Must have smashed it after a bad arguement with Spongebob.

Vic: Indeed...[Simon and Adny become impatient and yells at Squidward.] The judges are telling him to start.[Squidward get onto the stage and sits down. He looks to his right and sees Spongebob Squarepants shaped like a claironet.] UH OH!

Ken: Can he do that?!

Squidward: No way!! I'm not doing it!! [ The judges begin sneering at him to start.]

Vic: There's nothing in the rulebook that sezs that he cannot do it..

Squidward: [Grabs Spongebob] No funny stuff!

Spongebob: Trust me...[Winks with a squeak.]

Ken: Uh Oh indeed!!

Spongebob: [Squidward blows into Spongebob.] LALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALA!!

Squidward: What are you doing?! [Blows again.]

Spongebob: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!

[Everyone starts to cry in the room.]

Squidward: I won?! I WON!! WHOO-HOO! [Does his trademark happy dance.]

Spongebob: I knew we could do it Squidward!

Squidward: We?! HA!! I could win this without your help!!

Spongebob: Indeed Squidward...I knew that _you_ could win it. BAAAAAAAAA!!

Ken: Man; they just stole your trademark stuff Vic.

Vic: At least he actually steals from the best. And that is it for Elimination Idol as Kit Cloudkicker was supposed to preform next; but Simon and Andy are way too upset to continue. So after two rounds of musical mayhem; Squidward has blown this contest open as we are tied 1-1.

Announcer: Coming up next... it's time to get punched in the nuts!! Don't hold them in NuttyGuttys!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with the water nuts againest the air nuts!! [Back to the studio.]

Vic: And we are back with the score 1-1... Kenny?! Are you all right?!

Ken: [sobbing.] No Vic....that last song will never get me out of my funk. No amount of beer, pizza and chicks will ever make me happy again.

Vic: Well; how about our next event: Nut Bangers!!

Ken: [Stops crying.] That'll pretty much do it...

Vic: And why not?! Our next event is Nut Bangers! The object is to make it to the top of the mountain without getting cracked by a bunch of nuts.

{Nut Bangers- The contestent wears a nut sack around their bodies. They attempt to run up a foam-filled mountain while dodging large brown paper-mache nuts. You win if you make it to the top about 200 feet away. You lose if you get hit by a nut and/or fall down and tumble down the slope.}

Captain: GET IT ON!

Vic: And now to make up for the judges being unable to continue....

Kit: Wa-hoo!!

Vic: Here is Kit Cloudkicker; the main navigator and future pilot for Higher for Hire...Let's see if he can recover from his mis-step early in the seedings.

Ken: He looks like a wimp in that suit; he'll never make it!

Vic: Like you would know in advance Ken?![ Kit bounces up the mountain and takes the right fork in the road. The nuts roll down towards the right; but Kit dodges them easily and makes it to the top of the mountain without incident for the point.]...and his patience has paid off because he has done it!!

Ken: I knew he could do it Vic!

Vic: Indeed!! First up for Spongebob....

Sandy: MEDIC!!

Vic: Here is Sandy No-Sell Sweetcheeks; the stereotypical Texas tomboy.

Ken: The most hated flowersniffer west of the Peckos...She is the allagory that gives feminists a bad name.

Vic: Indeed...[Sandy runs up the hill and takes the left fork in the path. The nuts head straight for her. One of them misses Sandy by a foot; but the second nut nail her perfectly. However; Sandy blasts the nut to the side and runs up.]

Ken: She just busted that nut away. That's not selling.

Vic: Right you are Ken..[Sandy get on top of the mountain for the point.]..and the no-seller just sold a point for Team Spongebob. Unbelievable!! So we have a 2-2 draw. Can Team TaleSpin take the lead?!

Baloo: Hold on to your kneecaps!

Vic: Here is the ace pilot of the skies Baloo...

Ken: With that body weight; I'm surprised that he can walk up at all.

Vic: Indeed...[Baloo lumbers slowly up the hill and tries to take the left fork of the road. However; Baloo's eye get caught in a tree branch and that forces Baloo to fall and roll down the hill.] Oh; and something causes Baloo to fall...

Ken: That calls for an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] Man; that tree should be sued. It can take an eye out.

Vic: Right you are Ken...I'm sure that Rebecca's contacting a lawyer as we speak. Next up for Spongebob SquarePants...

Mr. Krabs: Where's me dime?!

Vic: Here is Mr. Krabs; the owner of the Krusty Krab and the king of the Krabby Patty.

Ken: Hey; I think I know th secret of the Krabby Patty..

Vic: Maybe another time when no one on television is watching...[ Krab waddles up the mountain and to go left; but one of the nuts nails him good; forcing him to tumble down the mountain.] Oh; and the Krab has been _krushed_!! Get it?! Krushed?! Crushed?! Okay; that sounded better in my head too...Last up for Team TaleSpin..

Dumptruck: On this farm I had an octopus....

Vic: Here is the solid bonehead Air Pirate Dumptruck...Seems to be singing his favorite song..

Ken: He's slaughtering a public domain song...That's perverted!!

Vic: Perverted and somewhat original Ken...[ Dumptruck runs up the hill and takes the right fork on the road. The nuts come rolling down the hill as the first misses him by 10 feet. Dumptruck is three-quarters of the way to the top. However; the second nut is actally thrown right into Dumptruck's face and Dumptruck is forced to fall down and tumble down the hill.] Oh; and that solid bone head didn't help him there.

Ken: [They show the replay.] Those nuts are so big and heavy that it crushes solid bone.. Good thing Dumptruck has no brain or else he would be dead there..

Vic: Right you are Ken; more deadly than a speeding bullet...and last up for team Spongebob...

Patrick: I can't see my forehead!

Vic: Here is the absolutely funny Patrick Star; a friend of Spongebob...

Ken [Patrick tries to run up the mountain; but when he gets to the fork he tumbles down the hill.] What a moron?! He didn't even try!![Laughing hard as we go back to the studio.]

Vic: Kenny?! That was not funny at all. Patrick Star has feelings too and you just walked all over them.

Ken: [Laughing.] He has just one feeling...Moronicness!! [Vic hits Kenny with his fan.]

Vic: Kenny!! Moronicness is a skill; not a feeling. Anyhow; thanks to the bounciness of Kit Cloudkicker and the no-selling efforts of Sandy Sweetcheeks; we head to the the final round with a 2-2 tie.

Ken: Under the sea; no one can hear you squeak!!

Vic: Indeed!!

Announcer: Coming up next; we finish the pain and suffering with the Log Drop!! Don't drop into the bloodhole Mr. Fartypants!! [Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with the final round between the sponges and the bondages.. What the heck is that supposed to mean?! [Back in the studio.]

Vic: And we are back as our match is tied 2-2 and I'm still upset with you over hurting Patrick's feelings...[Hits Kenny with his fan as Justin is laughing behind Vic.]...and you're starting to get on my nerves.[ Hits Justin with his fan.]

Justin: Hey; I wasn't making fun of Patrick.

Vic: [Hits Justin with his fan.] Yeah; and I just love hitting you with my fan.

Ken: [giggling.] Serves you right for upstaging me...

Vic: Indeed...Remember to know your place Justin. Our last event is the Log Drop, Stay dry good! Get wet bad!!!

Ken: Too bad!

Vic: Indeed!

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Spongebob...

Mermaid: I'm too old for this!!

Vic: Here is Mermaid Man; the legendary superhero of Bikini Bottom...

Ken: Now his only legendary status is losing to Barnacle Boy in checkers..

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Mermaid Man get onto the logs and walks way too slow. He falls off the second log and into the fuild.]...and that legend had a short failed run. What a shame?! By the way; what is today's fuild Ken?!

Ken: [They show the replay.] That's man pudding from the toilets of the Chum Bucket.

Vic: Oooo...Pretty slick stuff there Ken...First up for TaleSpin is Thaddeus E. Klang.. We had a chance to talk to him about his new hobby. [We go to the field with Klang.]

Klang: I'm now getting into something called bell making. If I cannot gain the weapon of power; then I shall make it myself and rule the world.[Laughing.]

Vic: [Back to the action.] Insightful and disturbing...[Klang floats onto the logs and the logs barely move.] Wow; he's just floating along here...

Ken: He might go all the way...[Klang floats across the logs and makes it to the other side for the point.]..and his floating has won it for TaleSpin.

Vic: Indeed...Just goes to show you that snakes can win at this event as well as ghosts...And speaking of ghosts...

Flying Dutchman: Dutchman 3:16!!

Vic: Here is the Flying Dutchman; the spooky ghost of Bikini Bottom.[ They show footage from the seedings.] You remember his deadly run from Saddle Sores. Can he be victorious in the ultimate eliminator the Log Drop?![ Back to the action.]

Ken: He looks pretty buff for a ghost. A real hefty tomghost. [Flying Dutchman floats on the logs and none of them move.]

Vic: Indeed....[ Flying Dutchman floats along and makes it to the other side for the point.]...and the Dutchman has done it! Let's go to the replay..

Ken: [They show the replay.] Look at him Vic! He simply floats all the way to the end on that one..

Vic: That's the only way to win this event Ken...All the way the end...[ Back to the action.]

Don: I love this plunder!!

Vic: Here is the leader of the Air Pirates; Don Karnage. Our score is tied at 3-3; can TaleSpin take the lead?![Don Karnage hops onto the logs and makes it to the fifth log; but stumbles and is caught between #5 and #6 log.] Don is in trouble here...

Ken: Uh Oh! He's slipping down..[Don slips badly and falls into the fuild.]...and Captain Ego has turned to Captain Stinko!!

Vic: Right you are Ken..Insightful as always...Next up for Team Spongebob SquarePants..

Barnicle Boy: I beat Mermaid Dork in checkers!!

Mermaid Man: DID NOT!!

Vic: Here's Mermaid Man's favorite sidekick; Barnicle Boy!

Ken: Favorite sidekick?! They look like a bunch of losers whining about who won in checkers...

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Barnicle Boy gets onto the logs and hops onto each one.]

Barnicle Boy: DID SO!!

Mermaid Man: DID NOT!![Barnicle Boy makes it to the eighth log.]

Barnicle Boy: DID SO!!

Mermaid Man: DID SO!!

Barnicle Boy: WHAT?! [Barincle Boy smashes into the tenth log and falls into the fuild.]

Vic: Oh! Barincle Boy's run has fallen short...What a shame?!

Ken: Now he's sleeping with the sludge...Now that's a loser!!

Vic: Indeed....Next up for TaleSpin...

Colonel Spigot: Those logs will be shot if I lose!!

Vic: Here is Colonel Spigot; the king of his Mommyland when the High Marshall isn't around...[Colonel Spigot steps onto the first log; but he slips and falls into the fuild quickly.] Oh! And that run was rather short to say the least..[They show the replay.]

Ken: Brutish and short...just like being in Thembria.

Vic: Right you are Ken...very short indeed!! So the score is still tied 3-3 as we head to the last compeititors.[Back to the action]

Spongebob: BAAAAAAAAA!!

Vic: Here is the captain of the team Spongebob SquarePants.[ They show the footage from Elimination Idol.] You may remember he helped Squidward win that contract from Elimination Idol...[Back to the action.]

Ken: Andy and Simon still haven't got over that preformance..

Vic: Indeed...[Spongebob hops on the logs; but he slips at once and bashes his entire body on the logs and falls into the fuild...] Oh my gosh...[Spongebob absorbs all the fuild and dries up the area.]

Ken: Oh my God!! He just absorbed all that sludge! He's going to get Suds at this rate!

Vic: Indeed...and this calls for an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.]

Ken: Sometimes being a sponge can be a real pain in the butt. Althought in this case at least he won't be dry anymore.

Vic: Right you are Ken...and so we are tied 3-3 and no fuild to protect our competitiors; we are down to our last contestent and...Oh no!!

Ken: What?! [Back to the action.]

Molly: That looks like it really hurts!! [Giggles.]

Vic: That's Molly Cunningham...the daughter of Rebecca Cunningham...I cannot watch! She's only six years old...[Molly leaps onto the logs and manages to easily make it to the other side for the point and the win.] Oh; the agony!! Oh; the horror!!

Ken: Hey Molly just won it for TaleSpin!

Vic: She did?! Yes; she has done it!! We just avoided a major lawsuit as Molly Cunningham hops to victory; giving Team TaleSpin a 4-3 victory!

Ken: And Molly does the six year old dancing jig...

[Back to the studio.]

Vic: That was a great competition Ken.

Ken: Yeah; but there's only one thing better than a competition Vic...

Vic: Your painful eliminations Ken?

Ken: Yeap!

Vic: Two minutes of the most henious acts committed to cartoonkind?!

Ken: Ten guys and gals getting whipped on their Asstronaunts!!

Vic: Kenny?! [Hits Kenny with his fan.] It's now time for Kenny Blankenship's Painful Eliminations of the Day!! [They show footage from the event.]

Ken: At number ten; it's our judges who cry and sob story is enough to make my cry. That song is so emotional. At number nine; it's Patrick Star who cannot see his forehead and cannot seem to be bother trying this event. What a moron?! At number eight; it's WildCat who proves that dancing tools are like a walk in the park for this goof...OUCH!! At number seven; it's Sandy SweetCheeks who crashes and smashes those nut without selling them right. You don't want to be in a dark alley with this stereotype. At number six; it's Plankton who just changed his name from Sheldon to Frye...ElectroFrye!! HA HA!! At number five; it's Barnacle Boy who thinks he has a checkmate on Log Drop; but Mermaid Man actually screws him down..What a waste?! At number four; it's Baloo who cannot take a poke in the eye and he tailspin's down to his doom. Shouldn't have been a tree-hugger Pop-A-Bear! HA HA!! At number three; it's Mrs. Puff who tries to play the scissor; but she gets rocked by the paper and she gets popped into the sludge OOOOO....At number two; it's Rebecca Cunningham who slaps our judges silly and get a swift kick in her asstronaunt for her trouble. OUCH!! And finally; my most painful elimination goes to none other than Spongebob SquarePants; who puts a squash on your sludge old Bikini-Bottom style. Good thing he's a sponge; as his body get turned into cubes by those nasty logs: MXC Style. OUCH!! That's going to make him ill for weeks! I'm out!! [Back in the studio as Ken is in the tub taking a bath. Ken is using a yellow sponge which is laughing like Spongebob.]

Vic: Ah; I see you're keeping youself clean...and why is that sponge laughing?!

Ken: No reason....and what do we always say?!

ALL: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! [ The screen freezes as the credits roll.]

Spongebob: BAAAAAAAAA!!! I can smell again!!

Sandy: MEDIC!!