Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world greatest competition in town. Tonight; it's the first quarter-final of the Disney Television Animation Cup as Team Darkwing Duck takes on the Team TaleSpin. It's the classic battle of Super Crime vs. Super Flight. It's now time for MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...and now here's out superhero duo of sludge... Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano...

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: We have an outstanding battle to kick off the quarterfinals; the characters from TaleSpin taking on the characters from Darkwing Duck.

Ken: Hey Vic; I've got a surprise for you. Someone decided to do a life-like painting of me and wants to do one for you Vic.

Vic: Really?!

Ken: Yeah. [Danny Glands appears with a large picture frame with Ken's cartoonish face in the middle of the frame.] What do you think?

Vic: Wow; that looks pretty good Kenny. Who did the painting?!

Ken: It was created by a duck chick named Splatter Phoenix. I'm trying to get a date with her...

Vic: Splatter Phoenix?! [Vic hits Kenny with his fan.] You dare accept gifts from criminals?

Ken: Yeah...

Vic: Kenny!! Do you realize that we are going to be gassed Darkwing for being in league with the evil-doers!!

Ken: Don't worry Vic; Darkwing's gas is only laughing...

Vic: Kenny only you could ever not get it..I will never let you plead insanity; you're already insane!

Ken: Thank you.... [We go to the field with Guy's brother in crime Geek LaDouce.]

Geek: Hi everyone....Geek LaDouce here. My brother Guy was arrested by Drake for leering at her daughter Gosalyn and thus is awaiting trial...Thank you.....We start this quarterfinal round with such wacky games as Boulder Dash; then we evict the unworthy with Door Jam; next it is the tumbling game of Irriable Bowl Syndrome and finally it is Big Brass Balls. So let's now got to the skipper....Captain?! [We go to the forest with Captain Tamneal.]

Captain: Thanks Geek! How many of you think that superheroes are good for mankind....that they help aid police and other government officials?! Show of hands...Now!!

All: YEAH!! [Everyone raises their hands.]

{Team TaleSpin- Kit (C), Baloo, Molly, Rebecca, Don Karnage, Louie, Klang, Colonel Spigot, WildCat, Kathy Dodd, Kitten Kaboodle, Myra Foxworthy, Doctor Axolotte.}

{Team Darkwing Duck- Darkwing Duck (C), NegaDuck, Gosalyn, Honker, Binke, Herb, Liquidator, Steelbeak, Tarus Bullba, Bushroot, Launchpad, Splatter Phoenix, Tank.}

Captain: Well; you are all....wrong!! Superheroes are cocky scumbags who create super criminals because they cannot find respectible work such as the rough and tumble world of a lonely cargo pilot.

Kit: Amen Captain!

Captain: Thank you....[Darkwing Duck and the gang boo him.] Oh; the Captain is going to earn his paycheque today.... [Captain goes into position.]

Darkwing Duck: You are so vain and dangerous to the public!

Captain: Of course I am; I'm the Captain...LET'S GO!! [Everyone stands up and runs with the Captain towards the first event.]

Vic: And we are off to our first challenge....Boulder Dash!

Ken: I love this event! Someone always seems to get hurt!

Vic: Right you are Ken! The object of this game to pass several stones without getting painfully eliminated!!

{Boulder Dash- There is a narrow walkway up a steep hill lined with gym mat. The path is straight for the most part; except for near end where there is a slight turn to the right. At various points there are safety slits for the contestents to hide from the 200 pound boulder which come rolling down the passageway. The object of the event is that the constent tries to navigate through the passageway and make it to the platform on the top of the hill to win. You lose if you get crushed by the boulder. You cannot lose if you get touched by the boulder or toss the boulder away.}

Captain: LET'S GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Darkwing Duck...

Honker: Are you sure this is safe?!

Captain: Of course it is...I'm the Captain.

Vic: Here is Honker Muddlefoot; the son of Herb and Gosalyn's friend.

Ken: Yeah...Honk's alter ego is called Arrow Kid when he plays with Quiverwing Quack....

Vic: Actually; they aren't really playing Ken... [The boulders go down the passageway and Honker goes into the safety slits on his right.] Now there are only four contestents left because most of them are in the hospital for various injuries...[Honker is pushed out of the safety slit and then he gets crushed by the boulder and gets dropped onto the ground.] Oh!

Ken: You can make that three competitors left.

Vic: Right you are Ken...and that is our MXC Impact Replay. [They show the replay.]

Ken: Man; he got crushed on that one...

Vic: Indeed....but as you can see Honker's body is crushed; his glasses remain undamaged...and first up for Team TaleSpin... [Back to the action.]

Axolotte: Robots in bulletproof disguise!!

Vic: This is Doctor Axolotte; he used to be a brilliant robot creator before Khan dumped him.

Ken: Now he's just insane since his robots are defective....

Vic: Kind of like your head Ken.....[Axolotte moves up the hill quickly and moves into the first safety slit as the first boulder passes by him without incident. Axolotte gets out the safety slit and continues up the hill and makes it to the second safety slit and tries to hide; but the boulder arrives before he can escape and he gets partially crushed.] Oh my....!

Ken: Oooo...veggie sandwhich!!

Vic: Indeed....Last up for Team Darkwing Duck.....

Bushroot: Plants rule....just ask Poison Ivy...

Vic: Here is the super criminal Bushroot; he was the product of an experiment gone wrong...[Bushroot waddles up the hill; but the boulder comes too quickly and blocks the entrance to the safety slit. Bushroot tries to run back.] He's running nackwards; an interesting stragedy...[Bushroot gets caught between two boulders and gets squahed as a result.] Ouch.....!

Ken: Ooooo....Veggie submarine sandwich!!

Vic: Good call Ken...and last up for TaleSpin....

Kit: YAHOO!!

Vic: This is Kit Cloudkicker...the navigator for Higher For Hire.

Ken: He's just a wimp; he'll never make it...[Kit runs up the hill and slides into the first safety slit as the boulder rumbles past without incident.] He's going to be painfully eliminated Vic...

Vic: Ah; don't be so hasty my little chum....[Kit goes out and runs towards the second safety slit and hides behind it as the second boulder passes by without incident...Kit goes back and runs to the left and rolls under to avoid the small boulder tosses at him. He then walks up to the platform at the top of the hill for the point.]...he rolls under the boulder and he makes it!

Ken: That's just good Boulder Dashing Vic. [Back to the studio.]

Vic: So the ordinary folks lead 1-0.

Ken: No way!!

Vic: Not bad for a bunch of furries who don't have any superpowers....

Ken: Ooooo....Superpowers!!

Vic: You're thinking about porn again aren't ya?!

Ken: Yeah.....

Announcer: Coming up next...it's time to jam your fingers...Who writes this stuff... Michael Cole?!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: And now we're back with the captial fat cats vs the superheroes dogs....

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: We're back with Team TaleSpin leading 1-0. So Kenny; we have 30 seconds left who was your favorite superhero...Is there any superhero that you consider your role model?!

Ken: Ah...no....[Giggling]

Vic: Oh come on Kenny; you must have some...[Ken continues to laugh hard.] Oh boy....I walked right into that one didn't I?! I should have known never to ask Kenny Blankenship anything....We all know your role models: Pizza, chicks and beer...and that...

Ken: My role model is you Vic...

Vic: Really?! Well; I'm in awe here...[Kenny laughs hard.]

Ken: I love getting your goat Vic! That's why you're my role model!

Vic: Kenny!! [Hits Kenny with his fan.] I've just back on Spike TV and now you had to go and hurt my feelings! Now; I'm going to have to call my sponser!

Ken: Nah! Call your pimp!

Vic: Our next event is Door Jam...The object is to get through the maze without getting evicted by our doormen....[They show the inside of the maze; three male human doormen. The first one is a bald-headed guy wearing funky clothing using a spring to exercise his arms.] Deadbolt! [The second one is a guy wearing makeup and more funky clothing as he is sticking out his tongue.] People!! [The third one is a breaded fellow with a black samurai outfit.]...and Susan!!

Ken: Today's sludge is provided by the toilets of Roy Disney's house.

Vic: Good stuff there Ken!!

{Door Jam- 50 hexagon rooms surround a like filled with mud. Each has four doors; some of them which lead into the mud. The contestents start in the upper right hand corner of the maze and must navigate the entire maze while avoiding the doors which lead into the muk and the three doormen. You win if you made it through the door on the lower left portion of the maze. You lose if you fall into the mud or the three doormen grab you and either apply the sludge to the face or throw you into the mud.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team TaleSpin....

Klang: Give me those bells....!!

Captain: Oh; the bells are on the other side of the maze.....

Vic: This is Thaddeus E. Klang; a collector and weapons dealer.

Ken: He's got an iron jaw and he's a snake....

Vic: Now Kenny.....[Klang floats around the maze; but he enters the outside door and falls into the sludge.] See; you called him a snake....His powers died on that run....

Ken: I thought he was floating there....

Vic: Ken; he only float an half-inch above the surface and the pool of stool is four feet deep....First up for Darkwing Duck....

Liquidator: Water is not good for you!!

Vic: Here is the master of water crime....The Liquidator....

Ken: Yeah; I love this guy. He has a watery personality.

Vic: Right you are Ken....[Liquidator floods into the maze into a puddle looking for the way out. He gets half-way and the doormen find him.] Uh Oh....

Ken: They found him....

Vic: Indeed...[The doormen try to grab Liquidator; but since he's liquid he cannot be touched.] Deadbolt.....People....

Ken: Hey Liquidator's using his watermorphing techinque...Is that legal?!

Vic: I don't know Ken...There is nothing in the rulebook that states that he cannot do that. Besides; criminal never follow the rules...[Liquidator floods towards the lower left portion of the maze and exits outside for the point.]......because Liquidator has made it....It's now a tie game as we fo to our next competitor.

Kitten: I see three men in my future!!

Vic: Here is Kitten Kaboodle; the sexy movie star of Earthia...

Ken: She's doing a new film called Writing Shame...A movie where a female movie writer take new and original ideas and turn them into amovie that is trite and accessible.

Vic: [Kitten enters the maze.] Tpyical Starywood; they just don't know when to let go...[Kitten runs through the maze and makes it to the middle of the maze before the doormen find her.] Uh Oh!

Ken: [Deadbolt, People and Susan grab Kitten and they drag her around the maze.] They got her! [They continue to drag her around the maze for a while.] Well; Kitten did say that she saw three men in her future.....

Vic: Right you are Ken...and they smear Kitten with the sludge of honor....[Susan smears mud on Kitten's face as Kitten struggles with the doormen.]

Ken: [They show Kitten walking out of the maze looking dirty as the crowd cheers.] ....And that's a dirty girl.

Vic: Very dirty Ken...and that's our MXC Impact Replay.... [They show the replay.]

Ken: You know something Vic...outside of their ugly looks and bad body odor they are really nice guys...Even Susan once you get past his girly voice and screams.

Vic: Ah Kenny...good people is always in the eye of beholder....Even if that eye is from a very empty head. [Back to the action.] Next up for Darkwing Duck....

Tank: Teddy has nothing on me!!

Vic: Here is Tank Muddlefoot; he is the school bully of the city of Saint Canard.

Ken: Hey Vic....Do you think Teddy can beat Tank's butt?!

Vic: I'm not familiar with your friends Ken... [Tank enters the maze and one of the doormen notices him right away. Tank goes southeast to get away and picks the wrong door. Tank falls into the sludge as Susan does a knife-swinging dance to celebrate.] Oh!

Ken: That pretty much answers my question.

Vic: Right you are Ken and it shows why bullies are really losers...Next up for TaleSpin...

Rebecca: Yes sir....Yes!!

Vic: This is Rebecca Cunningham; the owner of Higher Fore Hire.

Ken: I see she's being programmed by Lurch of the Business Seminar Boot Camp....[Rebecca goes into the maze and makes it to the northwest side of the maze. However; Susan finds Rebecca and grabs her by the hair.] Ouch!! Susan will deprogram her in a hurry...

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Deadbolt and People catch up from behind.] They are giving her the option of surrender and Rebecca....[Rebecca stops struggling as Susan takes her to the door and he throws Rebecca into the sludge.]...is door jammed!!

Ken: And now Rebecca's part of Roy Disney's sewer...

Vic: Physical or moral?!

Ken: Ummm....neither...

Vic: Of course....Next up for Darkwing...

Launchpad: I'm all duck!!

Vic: Here is Launchpad McQuack; the sidekick of Darkwing Duck.

Ken: Hey wait a minute Vic. Can he be on two MXC teams?!

Vic: You know you should ask those kind of questions in early round there Ken. [Launchpad enters the maze and runs through it. The doormen find him in the middle of the maze and try to grab him but Launchpad reverses his field and gets away. However; he picks the northern door and falls into the sludge.] Oh!

Ken: If they keep doing that; the rulebook won't matter.

Vic: Indeed.....Last up for TaleSpin...

Spigot: I won't fail my beloved Mommyland!

Vic: Here is the Colonel of Thembria; Spigot. He is short; but he is tough...

Ken: Tough as soft taste-less gruel.

Vic: Your jokes are a little off this time around my little chum. [Spigot enters the maze and runs through the maze. He gets on the upper left corner of the maze and the doormen find him.] Uh Oh!!

Ken: They found him....[Colonel Spigot use his goad stick and whacks the legs of Deadbolt, People and Susan.] Oh; he nails Susan hard and his girly screams are defeaning..

Vic: Right you are Ken. [Colonel Spigot runs to the lower left corner and exits out for the point.] ....and Colonel Spigot has made it..... [Back to the studio.]

Ken: I love that Vic....he knows how to crack that whip.

Vic: Yeah; cracking the whip!! [Kenny starts to laugh.] Kenny?! [Vic put his hand near his eye and take his fan and jams it into Ken's eye.]

Ken: Ouch! Fiend!!

Vic: You had that one coming you little monkey!! [Hits him with his fan.] Back to the action....[Back to the action.]

NegaDuck: Let's get Nega!!

Vic: Here's Darkwing's alter ego....NegaDuck. He is the bad side of Darkwing who was separated.

Ken: And of course; he turned to a life of crime like all NegaDucks..

Vic: Indeed....[NegaDuck enters the maze and wanders around the maze....The doormen find him but he reverses his field. However; he opens the door on the southeastern corner and falls into the mud.] and NegaDuck becomes a mega-loser...So after two rounds of competition; Colonel Spigot gives Team TaleSpin a 2-1 lead.

Announcer: Coming up next; it's time to upset your bowls...and I thought I was sick JokeGun!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: We are back with the Gas Guzzlers Vs. the Gas Laughers.

[Back to the studio as we see a large wooden box with 12 holes on the top.]

Vic: We're back to the show with Team TaleSpin leading 2-1. What's this little invention here Ken?!

Ken: It's a new training game for you Vic. It trains your reflexes when you hit me with your fan. It's called Whack-A-Villian.... [Ken gives Vic a pink hammer.]

Vic: Wow...this look greats! [Various Disney villians pop out of some of the holes and Vic uses the pink hammer to whack the villians back into the box; making a cute squeaking sound.] Hey this is really fun!

Ken: Yeah; I knew you would like it...[Vic continues to whack the villians as they come out.] It's a special present for our work from Michael Eisner and the Disney Board.

Vic: This is better than a....[Vic realizes that he's been had and nails Kenny with the pink hammer.] Kenny?!

Ken: What did I do?!

Vic: If I've told you once; I'll tell you again: Don't take gifts from strange CEO's!! Time now for Irriable Bowl Syndrome... where you slide down the waterfall of stool and keep your bowl upright without being flushed.....

Ken: Today's fuild is reclaimed battery acid from the cameras of Walt Disney photography.

Vic: Harsh stuff there Ken.....

{Irriable Bowl Syndrome- Contestents step into a red bowl and the bowl slides down a slippery; wet hill filled with about 35 feet at a 30 degree angle. The bowl falls into a pool of water. You win by staying upright into the red bowl when it lands into the pool for three seconds. You lose if the bowl capsizes before it lands in the pool; or the bowl capsizes in the pool before the three second rule.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Darkwing Duck

Binke: Safety first!! [Puts on her helmet.]

Vic: Here's Binke Muddlefoot; the mother of Honker...

Ken: She became the superhero for safety everywhere.

Vic: Inspiring stuff there Ken..[The bowl slides down quickly. The bowl hits the lip of the pool and the bowl spills Binke into the pool of fuild and the bowl falls on top of her.] Oh! What a shame?!

Ken: Safety didn't help her there.

Vic: First up for TaleSpin is Don Karnage...We talked to him about his stragedy for this game...[We go to the field with Don.]

Don: My goal is to slide down and stablize myself for three seconds or until I'm declared the winner. Not only am I a genius; I'm very smart too!! [Laughing as we go back to the action.]

Ken: Sounds like an awesome plan to me.

Vic: Indeed....[The bowl slides down the hill of water. The bowl lands on the pool of water and it remains upright.] Looks like he's....[A gunshot is heard and Don Karnage tumbles out of the bowl into the pool.] Oh!

Ken: Somebody must be plane'n for keeps Vic!

Vic: Let's go to Geek and find out what happened. [We go to the field with Geek and Gibber who has a rifle.]

Geek: Geek here....with one of the Air Pirates Gibber. [Gibber wispers into Geek's ear.] Oooooo....Geek like to say that I fired the rifle and I'm a good shooter in that....hohohohohoho....[Geek's eyes turn to fright as Don Karnage is right behind him.] Geek need Mommy!! [They show the replay.]

Vic: And as Don Karnage has a Silican Grudge Match with Geek; we go to the MXC Impact Replay.

Ken: Yeah; this might be the last time we see him Vic.

Vic: Right you are Ken...the diasterous effects of rubbing off your own brother.

Ken: Depravity sucks! [Back to the action.]

Vic: Next up for Darkwing Duck....

Gosalyn: Keen Geer!!

Vic: Here's Gosalyn Mallard; the daughter of Drake Mallard...

Ken: And the ol'powerful Quiverwing Quack...oooo....

Vic: Ah Kenny.....don't leer at her. You know that Guy...[The bowl slides down the hill quickly; however, the bowl capsizes halfway down the hill and Gosalyn spills onto the wet hill.] Oh! And the Goser gets to be the loser!

Ken: Ooo...that's a wet T-Shirt girl to be sure...

Vic: Insightful as always Ken...Next up....

Myra: History is so upside down!!

Vic: This is Myra Foxworthy. She is the curator of the new historic site: The Tomb of King Upmost!!

Ken: The hottest attraction in Arbia....Whooo....

Vic: Ah Kenny?! [The bowl slides down the wet hill quickly and makes it to the bottom. However; the bowl is too fast and throws Myra out of the bowl and into the fuild.] Oh!!

Ken: If you fly out of the bowl; you might be a foxneck.

Vic: Right you are Ken...Next up for Darkwing Duck...

Herb: I like to fart in my bowl!!

Vic: This is Herb Muddlefoot; he is the father of Honker Muddlefoot.

Ken: He's also the honory Disney member of the Kenny Blankenship Fan Club Vic.

Vic: Something I don't need to know Ken...[The bowl slides down the hill slowly.]

Ken: This is a blistering run Vic...[The bowl makes it to the bottom and it stays upright.] I don't know if he can keep up and he makes it!!

Vic: Indeed...[Herb farts inside the bowl.] and Herb does what he does best; fart away his own life. So the score is tied; can TaleSpin retake the lead?!

Louie: Karkatoa Special!!

Vic: Here is Louie Lamount...the owner of Louie's. Let's see if he can do anything....[The bowl slides down the hill way too fast and it capsizes; forcing Louie to tumble onto the wet hill.] Ah...no! What a shame?! Last up for Darkwing Duck...

Splatter: These brushes are _loaded_!!

Vic: This is the criminal artist Splatter Phoenix. You may remember earlier on when Splatter Phoenix sold my good friend down the river of crime and punishment..!!

Ken: Dude; you need someone to paint your picture...[The bowl slides down the wet hill. The bowl makes it to the bottom; however, the bowl capsizes and Splatter falls into the fuild as the bowl falls on top of him.]..and Splatter is contaminating the pool of stool with that paint.

Vic: Right you are Ken..that kind of toxin is deadly...and last up for Team TaleSpin...

Molly: Don't mess up Lucy!

Vic: Here is Molly Cunningham; the daughter of the recently evicted Rebecca Cunningham...

Ken: Man; I can just see the Molly Violence flowing from her veins...

Vic: That remains to be seen...[The bowl slides down the wet hill and makes it to the bottom upright. The bowl stays up for the three seconds and Molly gets the point.] And Molly has done some great bowl riding... [They show the replay.]

Ken: The name of this game is knowing when to be a dead weight...

Vic: Right you are Ken...and as we head into the final round....Team TaleSpin now leads 3-2.

Announcer: Coming up next....It's time to get balled. Hey; don't smack it Whackball!!

[Commerical Break...]

Announcer: And we are back with the Air Pirates Vs. the Super Pirates!!

[Back to the studio.]

Vic: We are back with TaleSpin leading 3-2. However; since this is the final round each win is worth two points...and Kenny; you know what two plus one equals....

Ken: A hot tub full of chicks!!

Vic: Oh Kenny....[Vic hits Kenny with the pink hammer.] Can't you think of something else other than chicks?!

Ken: Yeah; you created a bump on my head the size of a....

Vic: While you are pondering which FCC-forbidden word to use; let's go to the Captain to start the final round.

[We go to the Captain who is standing next to a cannon.]

Captain: Our last event of the day is what we call Big Brass Balls. I'll be firing this Golden Globe to a contestent who will balance himself on the bridge. The object is to make it from one side to the other side without getting shot down by our trained assassins: Deadbolt, People and Susan. [They show another cannon ready for use by Deadbolt, People and Susan.] So ....GET IT ON!!

{Big Brass Balls- A small rope bridge with wooden sticks (with no arm supports) rises above a 12 foot drop into a huge net. The contestent starts on the right side of the bridge. They slowly slide across the bridge as they get into position to get the golden globe. The Captain fires a golden ball for the contestent to catch. Once the contestent catches the orb; the assasins start shooting black ball directly at them. The contestent must walk across the bridge while trying not to fall into the net below. You win if you make it to the left side of the bridge. You lose if the contestent falls into the net. You cannot lose if the contestent loses the golden orb. The contestent simply gets another one from the Captain. The games on the bridge.}

Vic: First up for Team Darkwing Duck....

Steelbeak: My cousin is Thaddeus E. Klang...

Vic: This is the super criminal leader Stealbeak....Darkwing Duck's toughest evil.

Ken: So Klang and Stealbeak are cousins....I thought they were the first anthromorphic gay couple?!

Vic: I'm surprised you can actually say anthromorphic Ken.... [Steelbeak balances himself onto the bridge and gets into position. Captain fires a golden orb and Steelbeak catches it.] And here we go.... [The assasins start shooting black orbs at Steelbeak as he slowly slides across the bridge. Several shots miss Steelbeak. However; the third shot hits Steelbeak in the steel jaw and he falls into the net.] Oh...and Steelbeak just became Glassbeak!! First up for team TaleSpin...

Kathy: I'll win!!

Vic: Here is Kathy Dodd....the researcher of the fabled city of Tinabula.

Ken: That takes balls Vic!!

Vic: I think you mean bells Ken....[Kathy Dodd positions herself and the Captain shoot the golden globe and she catches it.] Here we go....[The assasins start shooting at Kathy.] Oooo....a shot to the butt....and another shot to the hip.

Ken: Hey; do I hear ringing somewhere?

Vic: Must be your ears from the Pink Hammer of Doom..[Another shot to the groain and Kathy Dodd tumbles into the net.].. and Kathy's sac region just rang wrong....

Ken: Cha-Ching!!

Vic: Indeed...Next up for Darkwing...

Tarus: Gosalyn is mine!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Vic: Here's Tarus Bullba....The mech bull who threatened Gosalyn....

Ken: Good thing she's in the hospital or he'd be threathening her again.

Vic: Ahhh...Kenny you really need to use your head better than that.... [Tarus gets into position. The Captain fires a golden globe and Tarus grabs it.] Here we go.....Ken; what are those kinds of globes used in this game? [The assasins start shooting black orbs at Tarus.]

Ken: Those are oversized croquet balls which travel at the speed of Mach Two. [Tarus advances slowly on the bridge as the shots continue to hit Tarus in various areas of his body.] Man; Tarus is taking a beating!!

Vic: Right you are Ken!! [The assasins continue to fire at Tarus.] Tarus is mostly made of metal and therefore those black orbs have no effect on him...[The assasin fire again and one of the black orbs nails the golden globe out of Tarus' hands and the shock forces Tarus into the net.]....and Tarus has been balled!!

Ken: Time for the MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.]

Vic: Tarus Bullba...He can take it anywhere on the body...but one shot in the Golden Globe and he falls....

Ken: Like a boss in a videogame!!

Vic: Right you are Ken! [Back to the action.] Next up for TaleSpin...

WildCat: To my friend Homer the Lobster....

Vic: Here's Frank WildCat; the mechanic of Higher For Hire....

Ken: Why would he want to be friends with a bunch of midget cats?!

Vic: Well sometimes Kenny; people like different things....[Wildcat gets into position.] Sometimes they like stuff that is not in the mainstream...Sometimes it shows their strength over the status quo....[The Captain shoots a golden globe at WildCat. The shots comes way too fast and nails WildCat in the face so hard that WildCat falls into the net.]...and the status quo wins. So TaleSpin still lead 3-2 and here's the last chance for Team Darkwing Duck....

Darkwing: Let's get dangerous!!

Vic: Here is Darkwing Duck; the Captain of this team. He is the crimefighter of Saint Canard...Let's see if Darkwing Duck can it win it here.... [Darkwing Duck gets into position and the Captain shoots a golden globe at him. Darkwing Duck catches it.] Here we go....[The assasins start shooting at Darkwing.] and our trained assasins come out swinging...Ken; I don't exactly approve the use of croquet balls for this event; but this has certainly improved the freshness of the game.

Ken: Yeah; think about getting hit by a cinderblock at Mach One speed and then multiply that by ten...[The assasins continue to shoot at Darkwing as he dodges them easily and crefully walks across the bridge.]

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Darkwing makes it to the other side for the two points.]...and Darkwing Duck has done it. That was just perfect brass-balling...[They go to the replay.]

Ken: This is from years of crimefighting!!

Vic: Indeed....and Team Darkwing takes the lead 4-3 and now it's all up to Baloo....

Ken: The miracle winning streak is about to end...Hee...Hee...

Vic: [Baloo gets into position. The Captain shoots a golden globe at Baloo and Baloo grabs it. After he does; the bridge sinks four feet below the normal level and the assasin shots miss.] Oh wait now...the bridge has sunk....[Baloo walks slowly towards the left side.]

Ken: Every shot is above the fat bear's head. That weight is finally coming in handy....[Baloo climbs up the left side and makes it for two points and the win.] ...and that clinches it for TaleSpin.

Vic: [They show the replay.] Anyone who states that fat is bad has just been sued for malpractice. So after four grueling rounds of torture....competition; Team TaleSpin squeaks out a 5-4 victory...

[Back inside the studio.]

Ken: That was a hot competition Vic.

Vic: Indeed...It also shows that furries of all shapes and sizes can win on MXC.

Ken: Which mean I can still enjoy my three favorite things at suppertime...

Vic: Yeah I know....[Vic hits Kenny with the pink hammer.] Beer, Pizza and Chicks. But here's something that has no calories, fat, or taste...It's time for Kenny Blankenship's Painful Eliminations of the Day!!!!! [They show footage from the competition.]

Ken: We begin with Gosalyn Mallard who proves that she's a paper-tigeress when it comes to bowl riding...Leer at this tween girl....At number nine; it's Frank WildCat who cannot seem to follow the ball or the rules for that matter....At number eight; it's Bushroot who becomes the proveribal Oreo cookie. Didn't know they had a vegan cream filling...At number seven; it's Door Jam with Rebecca Cunningham who was programmed to succeed; but our doormen deprogrammed her to failure... At number six; it's Steelbeak who's beak shatters to glass as those brass balls lay it into him. I think he's a paperjaw if you ask me....At number five; it's my new hero Vic Ramano who just squeaks the competition to death and the villians are whacked... even me.....At number four; it's Tarus Bullba who takes every shot in the book.....except for that one in his hands....Goodnight Bull-ba! At number three; it's Don Karnage who manages to keep himself afloat; but Geek just signed his own death warrant.... Never call this guy crazy!! At number two; it's Kitten Kaboodle who shoves a prediction out there and is now involved in three future husbands.....Smear that lotion of honor on that kisser dirty boys!! And now; my most painful elimination of the day goes to....Honker Muddlefoot who get squashed by the biggest boulder on God's green earth...Ouch! Oww! That really hurts!! No really; this really hurts!! [Back to the studio where Kenny Blankenship, Geek LaDouce and Chief Ottoparts heads are sticking out of the Whack-A-Villian's holes.] Vic?! What are you doing?! [A pink hammer keeps nailing Kenny many times on the head with a squeak.]

Vic: Kenny; if you keep sticking your head out like that; then the game's no fun anymore.

Ken: So what are you saying?!

All: [They show the posse as Vic and Don Karnage are armed with a pink hammer and are hammering Kenny's head with it.] NEVER CALL ME BY THAT WORD!! [Everyone pumps their fists.]

Ken: Crazy...[The picture freezes as the pink hammer comes down onto Kenny's head.] OUCH!! [The credits roll.]