Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world greatest competition in town. Tonight; it's the second quarter-final of the Disney Television Animation Cup as the characters from Gargoyles take on the characters from Kim Possible. It's stone-cold animals Vs. stone-cold spies. It is now time for MXC... Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...and now he are our two stone-cold fools; Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano.

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: Thank you very much...We have a great show today.

Ken: Yeah; it's that sexy super-spy Kim Possible taking on those rugged Gargoyles.

Vic: Indeed...and I hope that the last round of squeaking will make my relationship a lot easier with you. With that said; I have to ask you Ken. Have you ever considered being a spy?

Ken: Actually I have...and I think it's the best profession in the world.

Vic: Really?! I'm impressed that you a profession that your giddy about.

Ken: Yeah; it's an outstanding profession. I would to spy on people; maybe even spy into somebody's thong. I could be the spymaster of slimy, smelly thongs!

Vic: And why not....another profession ruined by an empty head....and let's go to Goon LaDouce! [We go to the field with Goon LaDouce who looks and sounds like Guy without the mustache.]

Goon: Goon LaDouce here...and I will be seeing the action from the eyes of decendence..Hohohoho...Now; this second quarter-final will be a very interesting array from games such as Yank my Dinging; then we go to Little Man In The Boat; then it is off to Buck Off and then we finish it off with the Ladouce-favorite Circle Jerkers...Hohohoho...The winner of this competition will face TaleSpin in the semi-finals. So; let's go to the skipper...Captain Tanmeal....[We go to the forest with the Captain.]

Captain: How many of you think that bare midriffs are a bad influence to children and thus shall be banned?! Show of hands now!!

All: YEAH!! [Everyone raises their hands.]

{Team Gargoyles- Golaith (Captain), Demona, David Xanatos, Owen, Puck, Angella, Brooklyn, Lexington, Bronx, Coldstone, Macbeth, Eliza, Archmage, Magus, Odin.}

{Team Kim Possible- Kim Possible (Captain), Ron Stoppable, Rufus, Drakken, Monkeyfist, Wade, Mom Possible, Dad Possible, Jim Possible, Tim Possible, Professor Dementor, Shego, Adrena-Lynn, Gill.}

Captain: Well; you are all wrong!! When used properly; bare midriffs can provide medical benefits and can even improve the looks of the opposite sex.

Kim: You tell them Captain!!

Captain: Well; why do you like bare midriffs super teen spy?!

Kim: It was this style that won me best teenager for 2002.

Captain: Wow! I can see why...Goliath?!

Goliath: I cannot understand why any creator would allow such perverted behaviour!

Captain: I need a witty retort from you Ron!!

Ron: [Stands up.] Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy's Daddy?!

Kim: Ah Ron?!

Ron: There ain't no shame in my game!!

Kim: Sometimes Ron is unstoppable!! [Tries to pull Ron down as the Captain goes into position.]

Captain: Hmm...I wonder why?! LET'S GO!! [Everyone stands up and begins to run with the Captain to the first event.]

Vic: And we are off to our first event: Yank My Dinging!! The object is to go past the obstacles; go over the ramp and land onto the Platform of Pleasure!! Tell us what our contestents are wading in Ken?!

Ken: That's reclaimed holy water from the Chruch of Mickey Mouse...

Vic: Because we care more about the enivronment than our contestents!

Ken: Indeed....

Vic: Kenny?! That's my line...

Ken: Oh sorry...

{Yank My Dinging- The event takes place in the ocean where a boat tows a floation device where the contestents lay on top of it....They start at the line and the board tows the contestent through the Platoons of Doom which are made of plastic cords painted orange. The contestent goes up a boat ramp known as Satan's Ramp. The floatation device lands into the water and the contestent must then time it's jump and land on a floating green platforms. You win if you land on the platform. You lose if you fall into the water.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Gargoyles..

Magus: This is my first time...HELP US!!

Vic: This is Magus a somewhat powerful mage from the MacBeth era.

Ken: [The boat starts moving with Magus in tow.] This is a rapid run Vic..Past the Platoons of Doom... [ The device makes it past Satan's Ramp; but the speed was too fast and Magus cannot hang on. He falls into the water.]

Vic: Oh; and Magus gets bumped right of Satan's Ramp!! First up for Team Kim Possible.

Monkeyfist: This is for my school of home grown apes!!

Vic: Here is the evil professor Monkeyfist. He was responsible for turning Kim Possible into a monkey.

Ken: Hey; did you have lunch with the money?!

Vic: No Ken....unless it's with you! [ The boat starts moving with Monkeyfist in tow.]

Ken: Lunch with the monkey! Lunch with the monkey!! [ The device gets through the Platoons of Doom without incident and makes it to Satan's Ramp. ]

Vic: Stop it Kenny!! [The floatation device goes up Satan's Ramp and comes down without incident.] Looks like Monkeyfist is getting up to jump on the platform as the water in churning and burning out...[Monkeyfist tries to stand up; but he slips and falls into the water. ] OH!

Ken: Wookie!! Wookie!! Wookie!!

Vic: Right you are Ken...Next up for Team Gargoyles...is Odin; the Norse God. We had a chance to talk to him about his feeling coming into this event... [We go to the field with Odin.]

Odin: Hey...if I was ruling these games; I would get two points just for me being here you know that...

Captain: Do that on your own show Lame-o!!

Odin: I can fry you to Limbo; Vain-o!!

Captain: Okay....[Back to the action.]

Ken: Very peppy guy...

Vic: Indeed....[The floation device starts to move with Odin in tow. He gets past the Platoons of Doom without incident and the boat is going way too fast. The device goes over Satan's Ramp too quickly and Odin flies off the device and his chin lands on the device as he falls into the water.] OUCH!! [ Back to the studio. ]

Ken: You know what that means?!

Vic: That is an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.]

Ken: Odin may be a tough God; but he slits his voicebox and becomes a splits God.

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Back to the action.] Next up for Kim Possible....

Wade: Masters of information overload!!

Vic: Here is a bright young man named Wade. He is considered Kim Possible's Master of Information.

Ken: [The floation device starts to move across the water with Wade in tow.. However; because of Wade's weight the device is moving very slowly.] I wonder if Wade has any 411 on me getting a date with Kim Possible.

Vic: [Wade goes through the Platoons of Doom and is approching Satan's Ramp. ] Ken; you really need to focus as this run is becoming sad now...[ Wade goes over Satan's Ramp without incident.]

Ken: Looks like he had too much breakfast...[ Wade's floatation device turns over and Wade falls into the water.] Too much weight on the port...

Vic: It's just like all addictions; he doesn't know when to let go...Next up for Gargoyles...

David: Love you Scrooge McDuck!!

Vic: Here is the company CEO David Xanatos. He was trying to buy the clock tower to study the tower....

Ken: Hey look it's a miracle!! The Captain's walking on water!!

Vic: Good eye Ken....[The floatation device starts to move with David in tow.] Past the Platoons of Doom.[David goes over Satan's Ramp; however , David overshoots his mark and falls into the water.] Oh; and he overshoots as he goes over Satan's Ramp. Just like in his day job...

Ken: Indeed...

Vic: Kenny?! You're stealing my lines.. You don't hear me saying Woohoo all the time.

Ken: Right you are Vic...

Vic: Never mind...Next up....

Shego: Welcome to my life....

Vic: Here's the most miserable female villan in the world Shego....

Ken: Not if Demona has anything to say about it...I'd love to see those two get into a catfight just because they really love me.

Vic: Only in your bubbly world Ken. [The floatation device starts to move with Shego in tow as she moves past the Platoons of Doom slowly.]

Ken: Oh...Another blistering run!! I don't know how she can keep up at those speeds....[ Shego goes over Satan's Ramp and makes it without incident.]

Vic: Indeed; as she makes it over Satan's Ramp. You can see that water chunning and bruning...[ Shego stands up and times her jump as she lands perfectly onto the green platform for the point.]

Ken: Hey! Being miserable does rule; she just scored one for Kim Possible.

Vic: Right you are Ken. So Team Kim Possible leads it 1-0. Can Gargoyles tie the score up?!

Archmage: What kind of vulgar magic is that?!

Vic: Here is the Archmage; the evil one who hates Goliath. [ The floatation device moves with Archmages in tow and makes it past the Platoons of Doom without incident.]

Ken: Wow...Another blistering run!! I don't know how they can keep up!! [ Archmage gets over Satan's Ramp; but he lands too hard on the floatation device and falls into the water.] Oooo...and his old age just became a torn age.

Vic: Indeed...and last up for Kim Possible...

Rufus: Whooo.....!!

Vic: Here is Rufus....the pet of Ron Stoppable and is known as the Naked Mole Rat.

Ken: Oh; so he's in porn right?!

Vic: Ken?! He's in Kim Possible. [The floatation device start to move too fast and Rufus flies into the water.] Oh...and that was short. Let's go to the replay...

Ken: [They show the replay.] I don't know if he's in porn...but that's the moneyshot!!

Vic: Kenny?! And so after one round of competition; Shego's miserable run gives Gargoyles the shaft and team Kim Possible leads it 1-0.

Announcer: Coming up next!! It's time to balance those boats....Why is Michael Cole still writing this stuff?!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: And now we're back with the Possible vs. the Impossible....

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: And we're pack with Team Kim Possible leads 1-0.

Ken: Is Michael Cole really writing this stuff?!

Vic: Actually; that is an attempt of slanderous libel by our humble announcer. No Ken; the person who keeps us alive is the brainchild of the Unofficial Kit Cloudkicker Homepage; Gregory Weagle. [Kenny begins to giggle loudly.] Kenny?!

Ken: Gregory's the most senile writer in the entire TaleSpin fandom. He makes Mary Sue look original.

Vic: Kenny; you cannot say bad things about the guy who keeps us alive when Spike TV isn't airing new episodes.

Ken: What's he going to do?! [Ken explodes out of nowhere in a puff of smoke and Kenny is a mess of dirt and burned clothing.]

Vic: That....Time for our next event: Little Man In The Boat. [They show a bald-head man wearing a yellow robe popping out of the water next to a convyer belt.] There's Mr. G-Spot and the object of the event is to balance right at the end without falling into our mystery fuild. What is today's secret fuild Ken?!

Ken: That's man pudding which comes from every animation buff who hates Michael Eisner!!

Vic: That's called recycling Ken!!

{Little Man In The Boat- There is a convyer belt which is four feet above a pond. The convyer belt is 100 feet long and the contestents start on a platform and uses a board to slide across the belt and tries to stop in between a six foot section at the end of the belt. You win if you slide at least 1/2 the board beyond the six foot line; but don't fall into the water. You lose if you go too fast and fall into the water; or you go less than 1/2 of the board line and Mr. G-Spot pushes you into the water.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Kim Possible...

Drakken: I'm going to slide to victory!!

Vic: Here is the master of villiand for Kim Possible; Drakken!

Ken: Yeah; he is the answer to mad sciencists!!

Vic: Right you are Ken... [Drakken slides down on the convyer and makes it past the line; however, the board goes slightly too fast and Drakken falls into the fuild.] Oh! Drakken should've changed the questions on that one! What a shame?! First up for Gargoyles is Owen; the humble servent for David Xanatos. We caught up with Owen earlier today to discuss why he must win this very event....[We go to the field with Owen.]

Owen: The reasons why I must win are because I would score a point for my team and if I don't win then Mr. Xanatos will not be pleased. [Back to the action.]

Ken: That's the logic of a suit.

Vic: Indeed... [Owen slides down the convyer belt. The board slows down and Owen ends about three feet away from the line. Mr. G-Spot pops up and pushes Owen into the fuild.] Oh!

Ken: And that's the logic of a _lawsuit_!

Vic: Indeed...Let's go to Goon and find out what happened...[ We go to the field with Goon and Owen who is rubbing his eyes at the moment.]

Goon: That was a game run out there; but sadly Owen didn't quite make it to the line. So what are you thinking at this very moment?

Owen: UGH!! What is in that water?!

Goon: Just human bodily waster....

Owen: [Shaking his head] Now I understand why Demona hates humans. [Back to the action.]

Mom Possible: This will be as easy as brain surgery!!

Vic: Next up for Kim Possible is her mother who is believe it or not Mom Possible.

Ken: Calling yourself Mom? That's peverted!!

Vic: Only when the father's name is not Dad Ken...[Mom slides down the convyer belt and makes it to the end; but it goes too fast and she gets dumped into the fuild.]...and that run was peverted in it's own right.

Ken: Right you are Vic!!

Vic: Kenny?! Next up for Gargoyles...

Eliza: Mr. G-Spot is _not_ protected by state law!!

Vic: Here is Eliza; the New York detective who discovered the Gargoyles.

Ken: Apparently; she's discovered Mr. G-Spot.

Vic: Indeed....[Eliza slides down the convyer belt. However; the run is way too slow and stops well short of the line. Mr G-Spot pops out of the water and grabs Eliza.] Oh! [Back to the studio.]

Ken: She's going to be investagating him now...Up close and personal.

Vic: [They go to replay] That is also a personal MXC Impact Replay!

Ken: Mr. G-Spot may not be protected by state law; but by the looks of it; neither is Eliza after this encounter...

Vic: Woohooo!!

Ken: What was that?! [Back to the action]

Vic: Well; serves you right for stealing my lines...and next up for Kim Possible.

Jim: Kim can't do this....!!

Vic: Here is Jim Possible; the annoying twin of Kim along with Tim Possible.

Ken: And since he's into cool stuff; this should be a walk in the park for him.

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Jim slides down the convyer belt and makes it beyond the line. However; the board is still going and Jim Possible does a 360 degree flip into the water.] Oh!...

Ken: That was cool....Cool loser!!

Vic: Right you are Ken. What a shame?! Next up for Gargoyles...

Angella: Slide up the rim to win!!

Vic: Here is the female gargoyle from Avalon known as Angella.

Ken: I can taste it now; a triple threat catfight match just to date me Kenny Blankenship!! Hee...Hee...

Vic: Only in your perverted dreams Ken....[ Angella slides down the convyer belt; but she goes far too slow and doesn't make it to the line. Mr. G-Spot pops up and pushes Angella into the fuild.]...and Angella has just faced a pervert as we go to the replay.

Ken: [They show the replay.] Angella has just gotten G-Spotted... Right there!!

Vic Right you are Ken! Still 0-0 for this event as we now go to the last competitor for Team Kim Possible...

Kim: That is _so_ _not_ the drama!!

Vic: Here is the Captain of Team Kim Possible...She is the super spy who solves mysteries and stops the forces of evil...

Ken: She is the coolest and most popular character in Disney Television Animation history. Even better than Kit Cloudkicker was.

Vic: Personally; I think Kim Possible isn't a good role model for kids; particually with young girls.

Ken: Why do you say that Vic?![Kim slides down the convyer belt.]

Vic: Well Kenny; besides her bare midriff which seems to objectify her she also uses Valley Girl talk which defames and objectifies the grammer of English.... [Kim makes it past the line and stop just before the board makes it to the edge for the point.]

Ken: Hey; Valley Girl Talk does rule...It just scored one for Kim Possible.

Vic: Indeed...and Team Kim Possible takes a 2-0 lead...Can Team Gargoyles cut into the lead with their last competitor?!

Bronx: Grrrr....

Vic: Here is Bronx; he is the resident mutt of the Gargoyles team...

Ken: You wouldn't want to be Mr. Spinxster or a mailman crossing that path...

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Bronx slides down the convyer belt; but goes way too slow and stops way short of the line. Mr. G-Spot pops up and grabs onto Bronx ; but Bronx pounces onto Mr. G-Spot and bites him as they fall into the fuild.] Oh my...

Ken: You know...I change my mind. That's the real MXC Impact Replay. [ They show the replay.] I can read the headlines now: Gargoyle Dog bites Perverted Dog..

Vic: You mean Gargoyle Dog bites Spot!! At any rate; as we try to defang Bronx from Mr. G-Spot...Thanks to the Valley Girl Talk of one Kim Possible; her team is creating a rout and leads 2-0.

Announcer: Coming up next...it's time to buck off and kiss that horny toad. SMACK!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: We are back with the beasts vs. the begins.... Human Beings!.

[Back to the studio]

Vic: And we're back with Team Kim Possible leading 2-0. [Someone in the background is making faces which annoys Kenny.] Kenny?! You're not focusing properly.

Ken: Justin's making faces at me...

Vic: Kenny just ignore him; you'll only encourage him to do worse...

Ken: But his faces look gay...

Vic: Don't worry Ken...Our next event will pull him back straight once again... It's time for Buck Off!! Shoot the pink bat within thirty seconds and score a point. Fail to do so and you'll be bucked off into the sunset...

Ken: Not only that...[They show a mascot of an earthpile with a face on it.] They'll be smoked by Hermie The Steamy Pile....[Hermie blows white smoke at the camera.]

Buck Off-Contestents get onto a riding bull machine which looks like a green scaled lizard. They arm themselves with a spray watergun. As they are being bucked and turned around; a pink bat attached to a rope pulley system will slide from right to left and then from left to right making a total of two passes. You win if you manage to shoot down the pink bat within thirty seconds. You lose if you fail to shoot the pink bat within thirty seconds or you get bucked right off the bull machine.}

Captain: GET IT ON!

Vic: First up for Gargoyles....

MacBeth: I swear upon my bloody honor!![Enters and goes to the bull machine.]

Vic: Here is the gargoyle hunter MacBeth.[MacBeth gets on the machine and gets the spraygun. The bull machine starts to move and it lightly bucks MacBeth.]

Ken: He is being bucked now...[MacBeth starts spraying as the pink bat goes from right to left. However; MacBeth misses the bat and gets bucked harder.] MacBeth is a tough guy. Being on a bull is natural to him...

Vic: Right you are Ken....[MacBeth's grip is too loose and MacBeth finally gets bucked off onto the mats.] Oh?! His riding skills didn't help him there. [Hermie goes over and blows smoke on MacBeth.]

Ken: And now he's learning how to smoke and be smoked by Hermie...

Vic: First up for Team Kim Possible...

Gill: Swish!! Swash!!

Vic: Here is KP's resident fish monster Gill...[Gill tries to land on the bull machine; but falls off it.] Oh!

Ken: He got bucked off early..[Gill stands up and gets onto the bull machine again. He grabs the spraygun.]

Vic: Actually; that doesn't count Ken...Gill is actually the slippery fiend of this competition! [Gill starts to get bucked lightly. However; he slips right off the bull machine and falls onto the mats. Hermie comes over and blows smoke at Gill. ] Oh; and that run was smoked.

Ken: That's a double winner as we go to the MXC Impact Replay...[ We go to the replay.] Tghat slippery skin bucked him off and right there...Instant smoke salmon!!

Vic: Right you are Ken..Not advisable to ride when wet...Next up for Gargoyles... [Back to the action.]

Puck: Playmate!!

Vic: Here is the sneaky, lovable Puck. A magician who becomes Owen in New York City...[Puck get onto the bull machine and grabs the spraygun.]

Ken: Looks like he knows how to handle a gun. [Puck begins to get bucked as the pink bat travels from right to left. Puck attempt to spray the pink bat; but he misses.] No success there on that exchange...

Vic: Indeed; but notice how every time he sprays the bat that he's actually making direct eye contact with the bat....[ The pink bat comes back from left to right. Puck tries to shoot the pink bat; but his misses everytime and the buzzer sounds to indicate time in up.]...and time is up! He has failed to shoot the pink bat. [Hermie comes over and blows smoke at Puck.]

Ken: Oh and he really gets blasted by Hermie..He doesn't know weither to scream or smile...

Vic: Next up for Kim Possible....

Dad Possible:: Rocket's Up!!

Vic: Here is Kim Possible's father; Dad Possible! He is the resident rocket sciencist of the family...[ Dad gets onto the bull machine and arms himself.]

Ken: Oh; so he's an astronaunt....Asstronaunt...Ass-tronaunt! [ Dad starts to get bucked lightly.]

Vic: Stop it Kenny!! Actually he works for the science lab...[ The pink bat goes from right to left; but Dad gets bucked too hard and gets knocked off. Hermie comes over and smokes him. ] Oh!

Ken: [They go to the replay.] He went off like a rocket on that one...and lands right on his ass-tronaunt...

Vic: Kenny?! [Back to the action.]

Coldstone: DIE HORNY TOAD SCUM!!

Vic: Last up for Gargoyles is the robo-Gargoyle Coldstone...[ Coldstone gets onto the bull machine and arms himself with the spraygun.]

Ken: Doesn't he mean DIE HORNY BAT SCUM?! [Coldstone begins to get bucked.]

Vic: I don't think I want to know Kenny....[ The pink bat goes from right to left and Coldstone attempts to shoot down the pink bat. However; he misses badly.] He's having some problems with the spraygun. [ Some risual spray gets onto the Captain.]

Ken: Ooooo....the Captain just got sprayed with risual spray there...[ Coldstone gets bucked harder as the pink bat comes back from left to right.]

Captain: You just bought yourself a $10 suit pal!

Vic: Right you are Ken...That was the Captain's best suit too. [ Coldstone tries to spray the pink bat; but continues to miss badly. The buzzer rings as Coldstone whinces in pain.]...and time has run out on Coldstone...[Hermie trips onto the mat and falls down blowing smoke all about.] Oh and Hermie is croaking up something...[Captain goes out and bashes Hermie with his prop sword.]

Ken: What is coming out of Hermie?!

Vic: [ They show the replay.] There is a lesson to be learned here...Don't run and smoke.

Ken: Indeed! Ass-tronaunt!! [Back to the action.]

Vic: Kenny?! Last up for Kim Possible is her partner in crime; Ron Stoppable!

Ron: [Points at the bull machine.] That is so sick and wrong!!

Ken: Looks like Ron's flipping out again! [Ron gets onto the bull riding machine and arms himself. Ron starts to get bucked lightly.]

Vic: Ron is like a jumping bean out there...[ The pink bat goes from right to left. Ron starts to spray at the pink bat and the pink bat gets hit as it drops to the floor.]...and Ron Stoppable has done it!! [ The bell rings as Ron gains a point.] Let's go to Goon and talk to him about his victory.... [ We go to the field with Goon and Ron.]

Goon: Goon here and I would like your thought on shooting down the pink bat?

Ron: There ain't no shame in my game!!

Goon: I can see that; your game has no shame indeed.

Ron: This rules!! [Pumps his fist in victory. However; he takes a look stage left and starts to panic again.] That is sick and wrong!! [ Ron runs away and exits stage right as Kim Possible enters stage left with a cute little dog in her hands.]

Goon: That's a cute furry little doggie...Goon like!!

Vic: [ They go to the replay.] Ron is also allergic to animal hair; but he was on target in this event as Team Kim Possible takes a commanding 3-0 lead...

Announcer: Coming up next; it's the final jerking on MXC...That is just criminal chumpbit!! [Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with the final round of torture...um...competition!!

[Back to the studio.]

Vic: We're back with our final round as Kim Possible leads 3-0.

Ken: The Gargoyles are finished...No one has ever come back from this rout...

Vic: Ah; but our next neve can turn this thing around....

Ken: Oh No! It cannot be....!!

Vic: That's right Kenny...[Hits Kenny with his fan.] That'll teach you to bet $100 on Kim Possible's midriff.

Ken: Our last event is Guy Ladouce's favorite...Circle Jerkers!!

Vic: It's not just any ordinary Circle Jerkers..This is Circle Jerkers Ahoy!! Jerk the Jerker out of the circle before they jerk you!! [ We head to the event with the five professional jerkers. The first is a male wearing glasses and a full body red suit.] Red Curse....[ The second is a sumo wrestler wearing purple sumo tights.] Purple Package....[ The third is a male wearing a banana yellow full body suit.] Golden Shower Boy...[ The fourth is a male wearing a sumo wrestler's face mascot.] Dreaded Melamona...[ The final jerker is a bearded man wearing a dirty neon green body suit.]..And the Green Tea Bagger...and what's is today's secret fuild Ken?!

Ken: That's rainwater from every Disney production ever produced...

Vic: Indeed!

{ Circle Jerkers Ahoy - The constent faces a jerker inside a circle platform surrounded by water. A contestent draws a colored ball to select the jerker at random. You win if you manage to drop the jerker onto the platform first or into the water first. You lose if the jerker does the same thing.}

Ken: GET IT ON!!

Vic: Thanks Kenny; I'm sure the Captain approved of that...First up for Kim Possible....

Tim: I have an annoyance gene....

Vic: Here's Tim Possible; a twin brother of the Possible family.. [ Tim draws a ball out of the box and whines...It is a purple ball.] Oh! And he draws the ever tough Purple Package!

Ken: Yeah; this is going to be fun....[ The Purple Package gets into the circle and Jim relucently gets into position.]

Vic: This is going to be brutal...[ Purple Package and Tim start to grapple. However; Tim is quickly overpowered and is thrown into the water.]... and short...First up for Gargoyles.

Brooklyn: Do you want Gargoyles with that?!

Vic: Here is the red-tempered Gargoyle Brooklyn...[ Brooklyn draws a ball out of the box and smiles. It's a yellow ball.]...and he draws Golden Shower Boy...[ Golden Shower Boy goes into the circle and gets into position looking concerned. Brooklyn steps into the circle and gets into position.]

Ken: Golden Shower Boy looks concerned....

Vic: Indeed...Gargoyles aren't exactly human Ken....[Brooklyn and Golden Shower Boy grapple and manage to get into a stalemate.]

Ken: Wow...Golden Shower Boy's holding his own....[ Brooklyn knees Golden Shower Boy in the groain and whinces. However; he does overpower Golden Shower Boy and shoves him to the ground for the point.] Ouch! That smarts!

Vic: It was tough on the knee; but he does it for Gargoyles. Team Gargoyles is on the board...Next up for Kim Possible...

Adrena-Lynn: Look into my clothes!!

Vic: Here is Adrena-Lynn; the master brainwasher to young people to buy her products....[ Adrena-Lynn picks a ball out of the box and it's the red one.] Oh! She has picked the dreaded Red Curse!!

Ken: I'd love to use her powers to get chicks..HEE..HEE..HEE..[ Red Curse and Adrena-Lynn go to the center of the circle and get into position.]

Vic: I don't think I even want to know....[ Red Curse and Adrena-Lynn grapple together. Adrena-Lynn tries to brainwash Red Curse; but he owerpowers her and throws Lynn down.]...and sadly her powers didn't help her there...Next up for Gargoyles....

Lexington: Please let it be the blue ball! [ Lexington picks a ball out of the box and chuckles with glee because he does pick the blue ball.] Oh Yeah!!

Vic: Here's Lexington and I don't know why he's happy becuase he has drawn the dreaded Melamonia!! [ Melamonia gets into the circle. ] This is really going to be brutal.

Ken: This is going to be really great!! [ Lexington gets into the circle. They grappe and Lexington unleashes a drop kick on Melamonia and it falls into the water for the point.]

Vic: My goodness...that was quick...and that calls for an MXC Impact Replay... [ They show the replay.]

Ken: That's a double-winner....The dropkick and the pop into the water... _That_ was just sick and wrong.

Vic: Indeed....

Ken: Ass-tronaunt!

Vic: Kenny?! [Back to the action.] Team Gargoyles has cut into the lead at 3-2. Can Kim Possible put some distance....?!

Professor Dementor: Welcome to Dementia!!

Vic: Here is Professor Dementor...[ Professor Dementor picks a ball out of the box and it is the purple ball. ] Oh; and he has picked the Purple Package!

Ken: I smell encore in that small package...[ The Purple Package gets into the centre of the circle. Professor Dementor goes into the circle.]

Vic: Indeed....[ Purple Package and Dementor grapple and there is a stalemate in progress. However; The Purple Package chokes Dementor and throws him into the water.] Oh...and Dementor has become demented!!

Ken: Indeed...

Vic: Kenny?! Don't you dare?! Next up for Gargoyles....

Demona: Someone's going to fry!!

Vic: Here is Demona; the female Gargoyle with a laser gun...[ Demona picks a ball out of the box and it is the yellow one.] Oh; and she has picked Golden Shower Boy!!

Ken: Hope she doesn't use her knees on that package...[ Demona and Golden Shower Boy get into the centre of the circle.]..or it's instant broken knee!!

Vic: Good eye Ken...[ Golden Shower Boy and Demona grapple and create a surprising stalemate.] Golden Shower Boy is on task here...[ However; Demona grabs Golden Shower Boy by the neck and throws him into the water for the point. ] And Demona has tied this game!! Unbelievable!! Now Kim Possible has to win in order to assure at least a tie here...[ Kim picks a ball from the box and she looks concerned because it is the lime green ball.] Oh..She has picked the undefeated Green Tea Bagger!!

Ken: Oh; this will be interesting and fun to watch...[Green Tea Bagger and Kim get into the centre of the circle. They start to grapple and Kim start to kick the Green Tea Bagger in the midsection. However; Green Tea Bagger responds by grabbing Kim and putting her over his head. Kim tries to escape by sliding down his back; however, The Green Tea Bagger grabs onto Kim and drops to his knees causing Kim's body to fall onto the ground and her face to make contact with his butt.] Oh..God that is painful!! [They show the replay.] Oh I don't want to see that again!!

Vic: Indeed...That is awfully distrubing and quite refreshing....[Kenny farts.] Unlike that....and since the score is tied at three; this competition comes down to the Captain of Team Gargoyles Goliath....[Goliath takes a ball out of the box and it's a lime green ball.] ...and he's picked the Green Tea Bagger!!

Ken: Now this will be interesting...[ The Green Tea Bagger and Goliath get into the centre of the circle...Theys start to grapple.] Oh! I love this!! It's Guy-On-Gargoyle action!!

Vic: Right you are Ken...[ Golaith gets behind the Green Tea Bagger and then throws the Green Tea Bagger away from the circle and goes into the brick wall ; missing the Captains by a few feet for the final point.] Now that was outstanding...

Captain: Hey; watch where you throw your garbage pal!

Goliath: [Shaking his head] Sorry....

Vic: I wouldn't be...because after that throw; the Gargoyle score four straight points and they go to the semi-final with a 4-3 victory!! [ Back to the studio.]

Ken: That was an awesome competition Vic!

Vic: Indeed...[ Vic tries to sit down. ]

Ken: And there's two things that will never go out of style...[ Vic sits down and a fart sound beckons.] Whoopie Cushion...[Giggles]

Vic: Kenny?! [Hits Kenny with his fan.] You'll never be shameful now will you?!

Ken: Ah no...and the second is: Kenny Blankenship's Painful Eliminations of The Day!! [They show footage from the event.] At number ten; it's our friend Captain Tanmeal who shows off his brand new wet suit...Sorry skipper....At number nine; it's poor Hermie who shows that smoking is only bad for your lungs; it's bad for this game ....Trip to your deathbed....At number eight; it's Angella who gets the spots wrong and gets pounced by the G-Spot...At number seven; it's our resident Justin, who's faces are so bad even his mother wouldn't let him stay home...To be honest; that face was pretty straight.....At number six; it's Dad Possible who rockets to the moon and falls like an Ass-tronaunt on crack...Ouch!! At number five; it's Eliza who discovers that her body isn't protected by state law or the G-Spot. She's going to need a sex change after that..... At number four; it's Gill who slips instead of bucks and is now part of the menu...Can you say Salmon a La Carte?!...At number three; it's Odin who goes from losing his eye to losing his voice...It's all Norse Mythlogy from the the get-go...I call him the loser God.... At number two; it's Bronx who went from Gargoyle Puppy to G-Spot dog...I smell a NY Times Best Seller...And my most painful elimination of the day goes to poor old Kim Possible who tries to hold on; but she gets to look at the Green Tea Bagger's butt crack...That is sheer guts and vomitting....Ewwwwwwwww...I'm out!! [Back to the Studio.]

Vic: That sezs it all...and Gargoyles will face TaleSpin in the semi-final. [ Another fart sound beckons.]...Was that another whoopie cushion?!

Ken:: No; that was me...and what do we always say...?!

ALL: [Pumps their fists.] DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! [ The screen freezes as the credits roll.]

Angella: Slide up the rim to win!!