Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world greatest competition in town. Tonight; it's the third quarter-final of the Disney Television Animation Cup as the characters from Ducktales take on the characters from Gummi Bears. It's the classic showdown between the sweet tooth and the fatty tooth. It is now time for MXC...Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...and now we go to our sweet addicts.. Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano!!

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: Our next group of combantents are hundred of years apart.

Ken: It's the midevil Gummi Bears vs. the mondern Ducktales.

Vic: Indeed....and this of course is the first edition of the DTVA Elimination Idol!

Ken: Oh yeah! I can't wait for Simon Bowell to lay it into the singers. I think being in midevil times is the best times ever!

Vic: Are you really sure you want to live in those times Kenny?! I mean no TV, no video games wouldn't that suck?!

Ken: Sure it might suck...but midevil times always have the best chicks in the world...

Vic: Yeah; I'm sure they are and sadly; most of them would get beheaded in your presence... [We go to the field with a female wearing a safari outfit and pip helmet.]

Gidget: I'm Gidget LaDouce; sitting in for Guy as his trial is nearing it's end....and he's not gulity!! TEE! HEE! So; for the honor of Guy LaDouce being free on his 100th trial; our contestent get such great games such as: Dead End Zone, then it is Elimination Idol; followed by Muddy Ball and finally we end with Intestinal Fortitude...So; let's go to our sexy tiger of the deep Captain Tanmeal....[ We go the forest with the Captain.]

Captain: Spooky...How many of you think that Gummi Berry Juice is a safe product and should be considered a food?! Show of hands; now!!

ALL: YEAH!! [Everyone raises their hands.]

{Gummi Bears Team- Zummi (Captain), Sunni, Cubbi, Grammi, Gruffi, Tummi, Gusto, Duke Igthorn, Cavin, Calla, Sir Tuxford, King Gregor, Lady Bane, Toadie}

{Ducktales Team- Scoorge McDuck (Captain), Hewey, Dewey, Louie, LaunchPad, Flintheart Glomgold, Mrs. Beakly, Duckworth, Ma Beagle, Gyro Gearloose, GizmoDuck, Doofus, Magica, Donald Duck}

Captain: Well; you are wrong and I'll tell you why!! Gummi Berry Juice is really only ten percent Gummi Berries and 90 percent of a chemical called Stero-Water which is water and steroids!!

Grammi: That's not how it's made!! We don't use steroids!!

Captain: Oh; so how come you bounce around when you drink that drug woman?!

Sunni: Actually; it isn't the juice that makes us bounce. We actually have mini-trampolines invisible to the naked eye attached to our butts.

Captain: Wow..that is really something...[Captain goes into position ]...and it's perverted; how apporirate...LET'S GO!! [ Everyone stands up and follows the Captain towards the first event.]

Ken: I always wondered how those sweet sugar bears ever get around.

Vic: Indeed...and our first event is Dead End Zone..The object is to take the football to the end zone without running into our dead zone people...Kenny?! Where do our dead end zone linemen come from?!

Ken: They are former ex-cons who worked as former Disney mascots...Micker, Danald, Boofy, Jaloo, Sluto and Simmy Cricket!!

Vic: Refreshing and equally distrubing Ken...

{Dead End Zone- The action takes place on a small football field 100 yards in length. A football is placed on a tee as the five yard line. The contestent picks up the football and runs across the field while dodging the linemen. You win if you cross the end zone on the other side. You lose if you get tackled by the linemen or get forced out of bounds. }

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Gummi Bears....

Gusto: Paint the power!!

Vic: Here is Gusto Gummi; the resident painter of Gummi Glen.

Ken: He's the kind of Gummi Bear who paints a picture of your ture intent in life.

Vic: Good to know Ken...[ Gusto picks up the football from the tee and begins to run with it. Gusto manages to get past Micker and Boofy; however, Sluto catches him inbetween them and tackles Gusto to the ground.] Oh! And Gusto has gone Busto! What a shame?! First up for Team Ducktales....

Duckworth: This is not _football_ chumps!!

Vic: This is Duckworth; the esteemed butler of Scrooge McDuck.

Ken: He must be one of those euro guys who thinks football is actually that lame game known as soccer...

Vic: Indeed....[ Duckworth grabs the football off the tee and runs with it. He makes it to midfield and gets clothesline tackled by Simmy Cricket.] Ouch! He got destroyed on that one.[Everyone then gets on top of him.]

Ken: Thank God they're cartoon characters or he would been beheaded like those midevil chicks back there.

Vic: Right you are Ken...and as we peel the ex-Disney cons off of Duckworth.. it's time for the MXC Impact Replay.[They show the replay.]

Ken: This is clearly Duckworth's first real football game..and this ain't no Aussie Rules football either...

Vic: Indeed.... Dumptruck failed to _duck_ underneath that one...Get it?! Huh...Forget it...it sounded much better in my head.[Back to the action]

Sir Tuxford: Feel the wrath of my sword old fiend!!

Vic: This is the noble knight of King Gregor; Sir Tuxford!

Ken: This is a manly man for midevil times of course...!

Vic: Right you are Ken...[ Sir Tuxford takes the football off the tee and runs with it. He goes towards the left sideline away from the linemen and is caught with his foot on the line. However; Sir Tuxford throws Jaloo to the side and puts on the jets. He rushes past the remainder of the linemen and makes it to the end zone.] ..and Sir Tuxford makes it!! [They go to the replay.]

Ken: Wait a minute here...I saw something suspious there...

Vic: You're right Kenny...he stepped out of bounds!!

Ken: No; Jaloo grabbed onto Sir Tuxford's crouth!

Vic: Let's go to the officials on this one...[ They go to the football field with two male referees in zebra suits.]

Ref#1: I saw the play..He was forced out of bounds.

Ref#2: I mind-read the play...He stepped out of bounds.

Ref#1: In that side...You're right...It's not a touchdown!

Ref#2: I'm always right...I see the future you idoit.[Ribs Ref#!]

Vic: And Sir Tuxford's point has been removed.. Let's go to Gidget for a reaction. [We go to the field with Gidget.]

Gidget: Gidget here and we just had a disputed call. I would like to hear the response of Sir Tuxford. [As Gidget is talking; Ref#1 and Ref#2 are running away from left to right behind her.]

Ref#1: Help me! This was your stupid mind call!

Ref#2: Hey you should have over-ruled me!

Sir Tuxford: [Enter from the left side with a flaming torch in hand.] Come back here and burn in flames you witch!![Back to the action.]

Vic: Truer words never spoken...

Doofus: Nine hut!!

Vic: Here's Doofus Drakel a friend of the Junior Woodchucks!

Ken: Apparently Doofus is a big fan of football...The American one.

Vic: Good to know Ken....[ Doofus grabs the football off the tee and tries to run. However; Micker and Danald tackle him to the ground in the opposite endzone.] Oh!

Ken: He's wishing this was not his favorite sport. He got popped right from the get-go![They show the replay.]

Vic: Hold it! Doofus was actually tackled in the end zone. Do you know what this means?!

Ken: The linemen are drinking Stero-Water?!

Vic: No...it means that it is a safety; giving a point to the Gummi Bears. They are on the board...and speaking of Team Gummi Bears....[ Back to the action. ]

Lady Bane: Wolfpack attack!!

Vic: Here is Lady Bane; the resident magician of the Gummi Bears. [ Lady Bane grabs the ball from the tee and glides around the field. However; Sluto catches her and pushes her out of bounds.]...and that glide causes the slide to Loserville.

Ken: Magic doesn't work on MXC and she doesn't work on Disney that much either...

Vic: Indeed...Next up for Ducktales...

Hewey: Quackeroonie!!

Vic: Here's the first of Donald three nephews; Hewey Duck....

Ken: And football is a favorite sport of his so this should be easy for him.

Vic: I wouldn't put it past them Ken...[Hewey grabs the football off the tee and runs towards the end zone. The linemen try to catch him; but Hewey bobs and waves around the linemen causing them to flop on the ground.] Hewey does a spin-a-romi... [Hewey goes into the endzone for the point.]...and Hewey has tied up the score...and last up for Gummi Bears...

King Gregor: Time to kinght thy team!!

Vic: That peppy king is the good king Gregor; the rival of Duke Igthorn.

Ken: Yeah; but I think knighting is a bad idea...Half of the team is candy..

Vic: Hard to believe that you managed to invoke a thought Ken...[ Gregor takes the football off the tee and runs with it. He takes it to the 10 yard line; but is caught by the legs by Danald and falls down on his crown.] Oh! And Gregor gets crowned literally...Let's go to the replay.[They show the replay.]

Ken: You know what went wrong here?! He fell on the edges of his tiny crown.

Vic: Right you are Ken...Not advisible at all...and last up for Ducktales... [Back to the action.]

Donald: Quack! Quack! Quack!

Vic: Here is Donald Duck; the hot temper mallard who works for the Navy.

Ken: I hear that Donald almost got court marshalled for swearing in _Duck Anime Style_!

Vic: Good to know Ken....[Donald takes the football off the tee and runs with it. The linesmen try to tackle Donald; but he punches them away.] Wow... that punch drunk Donald is punchy....[ Donald tries to make it to the endzone. But he trips himself at the two yard line and ends just short of the endzone line.]Oh! [Simmy Cricket jumps onto Donald.]

Ken: Donald just got punch-squished!!

Vic: Right you are Ken...and thanks to the cluelessness of Doofus Drake and the Passion of The Hewey; the score in this event is tied 1-1.

Announcer: Coming up next!! It's time to sing and dance the pukes.....Don't force that in your act; NewtBroth?!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: And now we're back with the candy vs. the animal.

[Back to the studio.]

Vic: We're back with this competition tied 1-1.[Vic looks around and sees a group of girls kneeling behind him.] Oh! Who are these girls from?

Ken: These are the female writers from every DTVA show ever produced.

Vic: Oh; that's pretty good and....Wait a minute!! Is this some kind of evil one night stand that you are planning?!

Ken: Actually; I'm trying to use them to brainwash Merlin Jones into loving DTVA.

Vic: Okay...and speaking of brainwashing the impressionble youth of America; here is out next event Elimination Idol. Our next four contestents will sing and dance for their team and might have a chance to win a recording contract with Walt Disney Records...[They show the two judges; who are male and wearing checkered shorts, black pants and shoes. The left is wearing glasses and bald.] Here are our two judges Simon Bowel and Andy _Upyours_ Jackson.

{Elmination Idol- The contestent gets onto the stage and starts to sinf with a goofy dancer. They have 60 seconds to impress the two judges. You win if both judges are impressed. You lose if one or both judges are not impressed. The loser also gets thrown out of the building.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Mrs Beakly: [ Enters the room.] Dancing with ducks!

Vic: Here is Mrs Beakly; Scrooge McDuck's peachy maid.

Ken: Mrs. Beakly is known as the song bird of Duckburg; so this should be an easy point for her.

Vic: Not if Simon Bowell slings the waste around....[Mrs. Beakly goes up to the microphone on the stage and starts to sing.]

Mrs. Beakly: Ta, La, Da, De
             Harp Music is Best For Me!
             It soothes the soul
             and cleanses my bowl!
             La, Da, De, So 

Ken: Harp music sucks...That's chruch hymming.

Vic: [A blowhorn goes off] Oh! That ended pretty quick. Let's go to the judges.

Simon: [Stands up.] Yes; that singing makes dry paint runnier than Andy's wife...[Andy grabs Mrs. Beakly and throws her out the door.]

Ken: Look like harp music just became dinosaur music. That's just mean...

Vic: Mean but fair Ken...First up for Gummi Bears...

Sunni: [Enters the room.] Hello!

Vic: Here is the yellow elf-like Gummi Bear known as Sunni Gummi.

Ken: She's known as the best singer when tormented by a tall, ugly, fat vulture-like bird.

Vic: Right you are Ken![Sunni gets onto the stage and starts to sing.]

Sunni: Gummiberry....Gummiberry Juice...
       It tastes so sweet and so gay
       That I become a tasty snack to drink.

Ken: Wow! That is so moving...I'm almost ready to cry.

Vic: Indeed...She's managing to create both apathy and empathy all at the same time.[Sunni continues to sing but the blowhorn goes off.] Oh! And that sequence is over. Let's go to the judges.

Andy: That was a great songbird timing there...

Simon: No; that was generic and absolutely terrible...[ Simon attempts to throw Sunni out; but Andy stops him and slaps Simon in the face]

Vic: Oh! [Back in the studio as Ken eyes pop out.] That was unbearable!

Ken: That deserves an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] There's the windup, the back and the slap!

Vic: Right you are Ken... That was brutal!!

Ken: I always wanted to slap Simon. Vulgar guy who doesn't know his place.

Vic: [Back to the action.] Last up for Ducktales...

Ma Beagle: [Enters the room.] Golden Globes Are Us!!

Vic: Here is Ma Beagle; the leader of both the Beagle Boy Criminal Organization and the lead singer of the Beagle Boys Band.

Ken: Yeah; their hit songs includes Grand Theft Coin and Welcome To The Crime.

Vic: Indeed....both sold a million copies and two counts of obsencity. [ Ma Beagle climbs onto the stage and starts to sing.]

Ma Beagle: I was stealing on the weekend...
           I was robbing Scroogy blind!
           I made them all go to the poor house!
           And I'm still not going to jail 

Ken: Wow....Steal Rock rules. Particually when it's decent.

Vic: I'm surprised the FCC hasn't called us yet...The WWE could use this in their woman's division....[ Ma Beagle continues to sing until the blowhorn sounds.] Oh! And the song's been blown off...Let's go to the judges...

Andy: Yeah; that song was a complete ripoff of my most hated song of all time: Simon's sucking on the wheelhouse!![That statement causes Simon to snap and grabs Ma Beagle by the neck.]

Vic: Oh and Andy invokes the Simon Snap and Ma Beagle is...[ Simon throws Ma Beagle out of the room.]....snapped away.

Ken: Never make Simon Snap...he doesn't take ojectivity well.

Vic: Indeed...

Toadie: [Enters the room] I must win or Dukey will rack me!

Vic: Here is Duke Igthorn's singing sensation Toadie Ogre. Toadie a number one hit in midevil times.

Ken: His number one hit single is Grammi Is Telling, She's Telling. It was banned for being anti-Victorian.

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Toadie gets onto the stage and sings.]

Toadie: I have a leader tall and tough
        Here is my clubbing
        Here is my bop
        When I fail a mission; hear him shout
        Put me in the rack
        And strech me out.

Ken: Oh; that was the imfamous Torture Chant...that blows!!

Vic: Indeed....but this Simon and Andy's call; so let's go to the judges.

Simon: Yeah; that was an interesting song...but it deserves to be racked!

Andy: Don't worry about Dukey; we'll rack you right now.

Toadie: Oh goody...goody....

Andy/Simon: [Andy and Simon tie Toadie's arms and legs to a pair of horses about to run in opposite directions.] What an idoit?! [Back to the studio.]

Ken: Man; those four contestents blow...

Vic: Looks like Merlin Jones was right about them after all.

Ken: What do you mean?!

Vic: Well; they're poorly drawn animals, they cannot sing and cannot dance.

Ken: Although TaleSpin & Gargoyle characters can kick butt.

Vic: Ah! But that isn't a Walt Disney trait Ken...

Ken: [ Shakes his head in heartbreak.] Oh crud....

Vic: You better start brainwashing Merlin Jones again.

Ken: Right...Just go to commerical.

Announcer: Coming up next...There will be mud on that ball's face... Don't mess with that Facelifter!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: We are back with the La Carard vs. the la Beare du creme... What the heck is this?![Back to the studio.]

Ken: Wow; his french blows almost as much as the country that created it..

Vic: Ken; French is a very powerful lanauage...[Kenny starts giggling.]

Ken: Powerful enough to make a country surrender and eat weird food...

Vic: Ah! But France saved America from the British and...Oh wait!![ Vic hits Kenny with his fan.] You don't have a brain that functions beyond a week...

Ken: [giggles] Beers, Pizza and Chicks...Always the power!

Vic: Time now for Muddy Balls...Wade into the mud to catch the ball of doom or more than just your name becomes mud.

Ken: And today's mud is brought to us by the Walt Disney Facial Mud Company.

Vic: Smooth and Silkly....Indeed!!

{Muddy Balls- The contestent wades in the mud as a soccer ball is shot from an air cannon. The contestent wins if the ball is caught before it touches the mud. The contestent loses if the soccer ball drops onto the mud.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Gummi Bears.....

Gruffi: Grumble...Grumble....

Vic:: Here is Gruffi Gummi; the rugged brown gummi bear who likes hard work and expects every gummi bear to pull their weight.

Ken:: Yeah; but he's a real whiner and no fun at all...[ Gruffi walks in the mud as the soccer ball gets shot out of a cannon into the air. Gruffi attempts to run for the ball; but he slips and falls into the mud flat on his face. The ball lands on the mud about ten feet away.]...and you need _fun_ to win this event.

Vic:: Right you are Ken...Absolutely no Muddy Ball techinque whatsoever. First up for Ducktales....

Dewey: Quackeroonie Redux!!

Vic: Here's the nephew of Donald Duck; Dewey.

Ken: Our gift to the bookworms of the world...

Vic: I think you're thinking about another real-life guy there Ken...[ Dewey goes into the mud as the soccer ball is shot out of the cannon. Dewey thinks he's in the right position; but he's way too far and the ball lands 15 feet away. Dewey does a bellyflop into the mud.] Oh!

Ken: He's now our gift to mud facial experts everywhere.

Vic: Right you are Ken...No common sense on that run...Next up for Gummi Bears...

Cavin: Knights of the round gourad...

Vic: Here is an orphan common boy in midevil times known as Cavin. Let's see if he can break the tie...[Cavin starts running in the mud as the soccer ball is fired into the air out of the cannon. Cavin is within arm's reach as the ball falls down. Cavin tries to grab it; but misses the mark slightly and falls into the mud. It appears that he caught the ball; but he trapped it.] Oh...and I think he's done it..Let's go to the replay...

Ken: Wait a minute...I don't think he caught it...[ They show the replay.]

Vic: Oh; you're right Ken...

Ken: He tried the sneaky trap ball techinque...

Vic: That's just dirty Muddy Balling Ken...Which would never make it past our replay...[Back to the action.]

Launchpad: Stop looking at me!!

Vic: Here is Scrooge McDuck's private pilot of silliness Launchpad McQuack... Can he do it?![Launchpad wades into the mud as the soccer ball is shot into the air by the cannon. Launchpad manages to get under the soccer ball. However; Launchpad cannot get his arms up right and the soccer ball nails Launchpad in the face hard. That forces Launchpad to fall flat in the mud.] OH!!

Ken: That calls for an MXC Impact Replay.[ They show the replay.]

Vic: What happened here Ken?!

Ken: It's simple...Launchpad used his face to catch the ball.

Vic: Right you are Ken...Faces are not butterfly nets.

Ken: Or toys either...[Back to the action]

Cubbi: Time to pirece ya, ha!!

Vic: Here is the pink Gummi Bear Cubbi. His goal in life to become a knight of the Great Gummi and fight the forces of evil. [ Cubbi wades into the mud as the soccer ball is shot into the air from the cannon.]

Ken: Can't we all just get along?![Cubbi gets into perfect position and grabs the soccer ball perfectly for the point.]

Vic: And Cubbi does it...All that rolling in the mud has paid off..Next up for Ducktales.

Flintheart: Scrooge is a muddy coward!!

Vic: Here is Flintheart Glomgold; the second richest duck in the world.

Ken: He's coming out with a book called: How To Cheat On Scrooges Everywhere!! It got banned from 51% of bookselves in America; mostly red states!!

Vic: Right you are Ken...Family values always rule...[ Flintheart runs into the mud; but slips and falls flat on his face as the soccerball is shot out of a cannon. Flintheart cannot recover as the soccerball fall right on top of Flintheart Golmgold's head.] Oh...and Flintheart's book just dropped into nowhere. Let's go to the replay..[They show the replay.]

Ken: Flintheart now knows how a bounced check feels. Not a good thing at all.

Vic: Right you are Ken; not a good sign at all...Last up for Gummi Bears...[ Back to the action.]

Tummi: Rummblely in the Tummi-ha!

Vic: Here is the obese-blue Gummi Bear Tummi Gummi. Let's see if he can...[ Tummi bounces into the mud as the soccer ball is shot into the air from the cannon. Tummi misplays it and cannot reach for the soccerball. It falls into the mud.]...and it's no good...What a shame?! Last up for Ducktales...

Louie: Quackeroonie Grand Finale!!

Vic: Here is Louie; the final nephew of the terrible trio...Can he do it?! [ Louie runs into the mud as the soccerball is shot into the air from a cannon... Louie gets under the ball perfectly and catches it for the point.] Oh; he makes the catch!! Unbelievable!!

Ken: [They show the replay.] This is just good Mud Balling Vic..and while his face is full of mud; his ball and hat remain clean.

Vic:: Right you are Ken...and after three grueling rounds; the two teams have ate themselves a draw at 2-2.

Announcer: Coming up next; it's time to slide those creative juices... low brow juices punkbrain!! [Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with another round of juicy low humor!!

[Back to the studio.]

Vic: And we're back with a tie score 2-2 and our last event is a dozy... [ Looks at Ken who's ignoring him.] Kenny?! Kenny!![Hits Kenny with his fan; but Kenny doesn't respond.} Oh great!! His brainwashing worked so well that he's hypotized himself..Not a bad thinf sez I....Time for our last event ; Intestinal Fortitude. Slide down the tube of acid onto the SpongeGuard to win..or you will fall into our acidic fuild..[goes into Ken's voice.] Which today is brought to us by the people who worked for the Disney animation in Great Britian... [Goes to his own voice] Good stuff there Ken..

Ken: Thank you....

Vic: Oh crud!!

{ Intestinal Fortitude - The contestent starts on top of a platform 20 feet high. The contestent slides down a leather chute down about 12 feet high. The contestent wins by landing on a platform in the middle of the pond. The contestent loose if they fall into the pond.}

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Team Ducktales....

Gyro: Slip of the duck......!!

Vic: Here is Gyro Gearloose; Scrooge McDuck's resident inventor.

Ken: He's going to try to re-create the bouncy effect of the Gummi Bears....

Vic: Bouncy indeed Ken...[Gyro gets into the chute and slides down towards the opening. Gyro falls through the opening too fast and bounces off the platform and falls into the fuild.] Oh!

Ken: That'll loosen your gears!

Vic: Right you are Ken...Speed does not mix in this game... First up for Team Gummi Bears is Duke Igthorn. We had a chance to talk to him concerning the status of Toadie...[We go to the field with Captain Tanmeal and Duke Igthorn.]

Duke Igthorn: Toadie is being unracked so I can use him as a spike ball and crack his head open.

Captain: So that's the status of Toadie?!

Duke Igthorn: No; that's my plan....[Back to the action]

Ken: That's just mean Vic.

Vic: Mean; but insightful as always Ken...[Duke gets into the chute and slides down. Duke slides down the hole too fast and hits the side of the platform into the fuild.]Oh! What a shame?![They go to the replay.]

Ken: Now; he's like Toadie...racked like a ball.

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Back to the action.] Next up for Ducktales....

Gizmo: Blabbing Bladderskies!!

Vic: This famous superhero should be familiar to everyone as he is Gizmo Duck.

Ken: I hear that he can turn himself into a chick toaster.

Vic: Only in your dirty dreams Ken...[GizmoDuck gets into the chute head first. He slides down the chute way too fast and lands on his head on the platform. However; he stays on the platform for the point.] Oh...my...God...!![Back to the studio as Ken's eyes bug out.]

Ken: [They show the replay.] As we witness the death of GizmoDuck; here's the MXC Impact Replay...Man; he's trying to do the Scrooge McDuck Squid Chant and fails to produce.

Vic: Maybe so...but GizmoDuck's failed Squid Smash has given Ducktales the lead 3-2.[Back to the action.]

Calla: This is for you Sunni!!

Vic: Here is the princess of King of Gregor; Princess Calla.

Ken: She's got class and guts to try this event out.

Vic: That's the beauty of girl power Ken...Something you will _never_ experience....[Calla slides down the chute slowly and struggles to get down.] Looks like she's having a bit of trouble there...

Ken: That's what happens when you eat way too many gummi bears!

Vic: I think you might be right Ken...[Calla manages to get through the hole she falls perfectly onto the platform for the point.]...and...I think she has done it...Let's go to the replay...[They show the replay.]

Ken: Calla is like a baby coming into the world as she is kicking and squirming ....Then when the moment is right; she just let's it all go...Just like that.

Vic: Right you are Ken...Always a great experience there....And next up for Ducktales....

Magica: I want to suck your lucky dime!!

Vic: Here is Magica Despell; the resident mage in all of Duckberg.

Ken: I didn't think she's a resident....[Magica enters the chute.]

Vic: Why so Ken?!

Ken: Well; she steals and commits assaults using witchcraft...[ Magica slides down the chute way too fast and Magica bounces off the platform into the fuild. ]...and she got bounced back into jail.

Vic: Right you are Ken...Insightful as always...Next up for Gummi Bears...

Grammi: Always drink your juice!!

Vic: Here is the resident housekeeper of the Gummi Bears; Grammi Gummi.

Ken: Yeah; she can always bounce around on my lap all the time.

Vic: You must be thinking about those naughty grandma magazines Ma Blankenship was in again...[ Grammi goes into the chute and pushes down the chute. Grammi pushes too hard and falls down bouncing off her butt. She bounces right into the fuild as a result. ] Oh! and I see your point right there...What a shame?! Let's go to the replay...

Ken: [They show the replay.] I guess those mini-trampolines didn't help her one bit...

Vic: Indeed...Good for fighting; bad for this event...And last up for Ducktales...

Scrooge: I'm Mr Scroogy...and I love money! Money...Money...Money...Money!!

Vic: Here is the Captain of the team Scrooge McDuck; the richest duck in the world. [Scrooge McDuck gets into the chute.]

Ken: Rich in money, fat and calories...YUMMY!!

Vic: Now that was a distrubing thought...[Scrooge slides down the chute and makes it to the hole. Scrooge falls down the hole and uses his cane to pogo stick gently onto the platform. He stays on the platform for the point.]...and that was sweet becuase he has done it!! Ducktales now leads 4-3 and there's just one competitor left...

Zummi: Hama Sweet Nama!!

Vic: Here is the captain of the Gummi Bears; Zummi Gummi. He is known as the resident mage of the Gummi Bears and I don't know what he is saying....[Zummi goes into the chute and slides down way too fast and misses the hole completely. He falls into the fuild well away from the platform.] Oh! Kenny?!! What did he say?![ They show the replay.]

Ken: Ummm...Hama Sweet Nama means my butt in broken and would you like juice with that?!

Vic: Perverted words never to be spoken and so after four rounds of grueling competition; Team Ducktales takes the cake and wins it 4-3.[ Back in the studio. ]

Ken: That was top-notch competition Vic!

Vic: Indeed...and Ducktales becomes half of the semi-final #2...And it's time for that two minute tribute to all the MXC bumps in the show.

Ken: Ten cartoon characters getting _JACKED UP_!

Vic: It's now time for Kenny Blankenship's Most Painful Eliminations of the Day!!

[They show footage from the event.]

Ken: At number ten; it's our two refs from Dead End Zone; who's mind reading should've have predicted that Sir Tuxford would snap and burn!! At number nine; it's yours turely in the magical world of brainwashing. I hope Merlin Jones didn't see this script....Ouch!! At number eight; it's Simon Bowell; who critiques Sunni as a witch and gets a backhanded witch slap in return...This song causes apathy and empathy all at the same time....At number seven; it's Flintheart Glomgold who gets to play the human bounced check of flithy death death. Way to act your part old duck! At number six; it's King Gregor who has no experience in his game or knowing not to wear your crown in this game either...Someone revoke his green card!! At number five; it's Ma Beagle who gets eliminated from being an idol and sells this Simon Snap like a champ...Are you watching Vince?! At number four; it's Duckworth who gets crushed, smashed and crashed as those Ex-Disney cons squash him like a soccer mom....At number three; it's Launchpad who wade in the mud; only to take it right on the kisser!! Those chops will be sore in the morning!! At number two; it's Zummi Gummi, who slides down the chute so hard; he makes his own way into Loserville...The Great Gummi would send him to his enternal doom...And the piece of resistance...My most painful elimination goes to Gizmo Duck; who should know how to really take one for the team..OUCH!! Good thing he's wearing a helmet or that spinal cord is complete dust...I'm JACKED OUT!![Back to the studio.]

Vic: [Looking to his side.] Hey?! Zummi's coming this way and is being chased by someone.[Hits Kenny with his fan.] Is this some perverted scheme to throw left-wing humans to right-wing lions?!

Ken: Nope; just throwing some Gummi Bears for Sir Tuxford to play with.

Vic: Okay....[Zummi enters the place and starts bouncing from left to right behind Ken and Vic.] And so what do we always say?!

Sir Tuxford: [Also enters the place chasing Zummi with a flaming torch.] Die you witch!!

Vic: That's not what we say...[The posse pumps their fist into the air.]

All: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! [The screen freezes as the credits start to roll. ]

Sir Tuxford: Burn in flames you witch!!

Ken: Hey?! Watch the hair with that torch you fiend!!

Sir Tuxford: Fiend?! You're a witch!!

Ken: Help me....!!