Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world greatest competition in town....Tonight; it's the first round of the Cartoon World Cup as U.S. Champion TaleSpin takes on defending U.S. Champion Tiny Toon Adventures. It's the classic battle of a dose of comedy againest a dose of drama. So let's get fired up for MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...and now two guys who need a dose of reality: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano....

[Back in the studio as Ken is missing.]

Vic: Hello everyone; we have a great show today because let's face it: Kenny Blankenship has been put down completely and will no longer be on the air anymore..[Everyone groans in pain.] Now settle down people. I understand that he is popular and all that. However; we must consider all the audience...We serve a lot of masters and some of them...

Ken: Suck? HA! HA! [Kenny enters the room and kneels down beside Vic.]

Vic: Kenny?! I thought you were dead?!

Ken: That proves that you've never watched a cartoon in your life. It works both ways. Cartoons cannot be killed by real life and real life cannot be killed by cartoons.

Vic: So the universes have to be parallel...Thank you for revealing that information you little monkey![Hits Kenny with his fan.] I was going to have a nice quiet competition between the characters of Tiny Toons and TaleSpin to begin the first round of the World Cartoon Cup and now you had to come and ruin everything! Crud; now I'm going to have to call my sponser...

Ken: Nahh....Call Guy...[We go to the field with Guy.]

Guy: When I think about having a dose of comedy; I think of ice cream bunnies; bad production values, a drunken santa and of course a princess the size of a thumb. Or was that my ripped off school play version of Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny?! I sometimes mix those two up if you know what I mean...HOHOHOHOHOHOHO! So our first round of this World Cartoon Cup will start with such games as Window Paine, then it is the dreaded Dash To Death; followed by the light-hearted fun of Eat Shi-take!! and finally we end with the favorite of the Guy household: Circle Jerkers Ahoy! And now; we head over to the skipper! [We go to the forest with the Captain.]

Captain: Welcome to the World Cartoon Cup as the defending American Champions take on the current American Champions. So; I'll begin with a question: How many of you think that Disney is sucking the comedy out of cartoons?! Show of hands...NOW!!

ALL: Yeah! [Everyone raises their hands in unison.]

{Team Tiny Toons- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky, Dizzy Devil, Furball, Gogo, Montana Max, Little Beeper, Fowlmouth, Hampton, Fifi Lafume, Shirely Loon, Elemrya Duff, Little Sneezer, Baby Plucky. }

{Team TaleSpin-Baloo, Kit Cloudkicker, Rebecca Cunningham, Louie Lamount, Don Karnage, WildCat, Shere Khan, Dumptruck, Mad Dog, Hal, Hacksaw, Buzz, Doctor Axolotte, Colonel Spigot, Sgt. Dunder }

Captain: Well; you're wrong. Comedy is the poison that leads out children and brainless adults to acts of stupidity, Darwinism and Satanism. Not to mention it also causes authority hating, lockjaw and the evil nemesis: mocking lawyers. So what you do think of that Cotton Candy Brains?!

Babs: I just cannot help myself!! It's an ACME thing.

Captain: So; it's the ACME Company who's at fault here. Do you have a defense for them buster?!

Buster: No; but I do have a response for you...[Buster turns around and flashes his butt as the Captain is offended.]

Captain: UGH! That was vulgar and obscene!! My eyes are blinded. You just bought youself a day in court from my lawyer..[Goes into position as everyone laughs it up.]...I hate toons...Tiny Toons...LET'S GO!![The contestents stand up and run with the Captain towards the first event.]

Vic:And we are off to our first event: Window Paine! The object is to stick with common sense without unsticking into our mystery fuild.

Ken: Like a bug on my windshield...By the way; today's mystery fuild is provided by the toilet of ACME Loonaversity...

Vic: Wacky stuff there Ken....

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for team TaleSpin...

Axolotte: I shall not be opressed!!

Vic: Here is Doctor Axolotte; an imfamous mad sciencist who created a mad robot...

Ken: I hear that he's currently creating something that'll give him his sweet revenge on Mr. Khan.

Vic: He should create a restraint device Ken..[Axolotte grabs the hanger and starts to swing. He makes it to the wall; but his jump is parellel and he falls into the fuild.] Oh! And his creative mind has been oppressed once again...What a shame?! First up for Tiny Toons....

Fowlmouth: This is {bleep}-ing easy!

Vic: Oh my...Here is the foul voice of indencey Fowlmouth....I can only say that...[Fowlmouth grabs the rope and swings. He makes the perfect jump and sticks to the wall for the point.]....he sticks it!!

Ken: He's right Vic! That is {bleep}-ing easy.[They then show the footage backwards.]..Hey; he's going back...This is {bleep}-ing amazing...

Vic:Okay Kenny..[They show the replay.]

Ken: He is {bleep}-ing great!

Vic: No Ken...He's {bleep}-ing lucky to be bleeped!! Next up for TaleSpin...

Buzz: Must invent sticky wetsuit!!

Vic: Here is the ace mad sciencist of Khan Industries Buzz. I see that he's trying to invent a cheating device.

Ken: Considering that he has no life; I would be a total noob too...Whatever that means...

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Buzz takes the rope and tries to swing. However; his hands slip and he does a 360 flip before falling into the fuild.] Oh my... he just pulled off an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] Take us through it Ken...

Ken: Here you see that Buzz has a non-stick grip and that causes him to flip and land right on his slip. A true MXC loser...HAHA!

Vic: Indeed..Next up for Tiny Toons is Fifi Lafume. We had a chance to talk to her about how she maintains the stink in her smell...[We go to the field with Fifi and the Captain.]

Fifi: Actually; my smell is a combination of goat cheese, garlic and a touch of raw fish. Like to sniff El Captain![Fifi sitcks out her tail and the smell overwhelms the Captain.]

Captain: UGH! It smells like rotten crap!! I'm going to take you to court!

Fifi: Good...Then I can save some for the judge and your lawyer...[Back to the action.]

Vic: Well that's going to cost us...[Fifi swings the rope and tries to jump. However; she recoils and goes back.]...She seems to be having some trouble...[ She goes forward and tries to jump. However; she's not even close and drops into the fuild.] ...and she is dumped into the fuild..What a shame?!

Ken: Hey; that smell is gone!

Vic: Good nose there Ken and thanks to the creators of bleach for that...Next up for TaleSpin.

Hal: I like to play bomb bowling...

Vic: Here is the violent cat of the Air Pirates Hal Fleatol...

Ken: He uses bombs for bowling? That's perverted!!

Vic: Particually when he goes for the seven-ten split...[Hal swings the rope and makes a perfect jump to stick the landing for the point.]...and Hal has made the strike! Let's go to the replay..[They show the replay.] Hal does the Head-Pin Swing...pulls the Full-Bowl Press and he sticks it!!

Ken: [They freeze the replay.] Time now for the Kenny Blankenship Wedgi-strater!![Ken draws a line at the legs of Hal.] See all the material that would normally be at his legs?! All that material has streched all the way up to.. here!![Ken circles his butt.] Like a huge thong that is just holding him up there...

Vic: Insightful as always Ken...Next up for Tiny Toons...[Back to the action.]

Shirley: I have a _raw toonage_!!

Vic: Here is Plucky Duck's cocky nemesis Shirley Loon...[Shirley grabs the rope and starts to swing. However; her hands slip and she falls into the fuild.]... Oh my!!

Ken: And now she's going to the looney bin!!

Vic: Indeed...Nutty...Last up for TaleSpin...

Dunder: I hate swinging!!

Vic: Here is Sgt. Dunder; the fat Thembrian who worries that his master will be shot...[Dunder grabs the rope and swings towards the target. He jumps up and crashes into the target; but cannot stick it. Dunder falls into the fuild.] Oh... and I believe Colonel Spigot is about to shoot him for that run..What a shame?! And last up for Tiny Toons..

Baby Plucky: Plucky want to swing the _rope_!

Vic: Oh dear...I thought that children under six weren't allowed on these events.

Ken: But Vic; you said that _there's nothing in the rulebook that sezs that he can't do it_...[Baby Plucky grabs the rope and begins to swing.]

Vic: Oh crud...I cannot watch...[Baby Plucky jumps and manages to stick it on the bottom half before making contact with the water for the point.] And baby Plucky sticks it without getting hurt...Unbelievable!!

Baby Plucky: Plucky is stuck to the _winwow_!![Kenny starts laughing as we return to the studio.]

Vic: [Hits Kenny with his fan.] Kenny?! You should be ashamed of youself for this unprofessional conduct.

Ken: What are you talking about?! It's the Captain who decides on the rules. I was just pointing out a fact Vic.

Vic: That's not what I was talking about you little monkey! [Hits Kenny with his fan.] You made fun of a poor little three year old who almost got himself killed...

Ken: [giggles.] I know...Plucky fall down the _hole_! HA! HA! Classic! I will sleep better tonight...

Vic: Not if I can help it...So after one round; Baby Plucky, Hal and Fowlmouth swear on their honor and Tiny Toons takes a 2-1 lead.

Announcer: Coming up next... it's time to Dash those nards. Don't click elsewhere Pantynuts!!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: We now return with round two between the Tiny Toons and and Giant Toons...

[Back in the studio.]

Vic: We are back as Tiny Toons leads 2-1...So Kenny?![Hits Kenny with his fan.] What were you doing while we went to break?!

Ken: I was just telling Justin about my adventure againest the angry mob.

Vic: Oh really? So what happened?

Ken: Well Vic; when the angry mov finally realized that their violence wasn't hurting me..[and that takes a lot.]..They tuck me to Humer Simpsun's house fur bear and too watchs Mutluck...

Vic: Kenny you slurred that last statement![Hits Kenny with his fan.] Are you intoxicated?!

Ken: Nope; just drunk...

Vic: All right...Our next event is Dash to Death. Our contestents must reach the other side without being...Say it with me...

Vic/Ken: DASHED TO DEATH!!

Vic: Indeed...

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Elemyra: Look at the cute Cybronans!!

Vic: First up for Tiny Toons is the animal-obessed freak Elemyra Duff..[ Elemyra starts to chase the demon and they both fall into the fuild.] Oh my... that may be the shortest run in MXC history..What a shame?!

Ken: Look Vic; she's still after him! She needs help Vic.

Vic: I think she's beyond that plane of thought Ken.[They show the replay.]

Ken: I mean she needs help catching that demon...Maybe stuff his head as a trophy.

Vic: Oh Kenny?! By the way; what is today's mystery fuild...?

Ken: That's special spit from every dentist in America. It's special because it's from every child who's ever had the _pleasure_ of watching Elemyra Duff on Tiny Toons.. Get it Vic?

Vic: [Sounds unamused.] I don't get it Ken...First up for TaleSpin..[Back to the action.]

Hacksaw: This event is taking on water!

Vic: Here is Hacksaw; the Air Pirate's explosion specialist...[Hacksaw gets onto the belt and moves. However; he gets nailed by the Brain Scrambler and falls into the Grinder.]...Oh and he's now doggy litter...What a shame?!

Ken: That'll make a good meal!

Vic: Indeed...Next up for Tiny Toons is Gogo...We had a chance to talk to him about...well...listen to him yourself...[We go to the field with Gogo.]

Gogo: Beep...Beep...Beep...A...Beep...Beep...BeepBeep...Beep...[Bangs himself with a mallet and splits into eight little version of himself.] Victory... HAHA!![Back to the action.]

Vic: Well that was kind of pointless..[Gogo starts on the belt and dodges the Brain Scrambler.] Gogo got the speed as he dodges the Brain Scrambler...Good footwork on the Grinder...[Gogo jumps onto the Ejaculator and falls into the sponges.] Into the sponges with goofy grace.

Ken: Uh Oh! Gogo's at the Angry Dragon..[The Angry Dragon swings and violently hits Gogo which breaks him into eight versions of himself and falls into the fuild.] OUCH!!

Vic: Well; that was different...

Ken: Well that was our MXC Impact Replay..[They show the replay.] I've heard of falling to pieces; but this is insane..

Vic: Well Kenny; remember the Tiny Toons theme song...

Ken/Vic: And Gogo is insane...At ACME Loonaversity we get out toon degree. Which has been getting laughs since 1933.

Ken: And was probably torn down in 1975; caused by the name of Doomed-Childhood Peg. Get it Vic?!

Vic: [Back to the action.] I don't believe I do Ken...Next up for TaleSpin...

Spigot: I'm Colonel Spigot..Please don't shoot me!

Vic: Here is Colonel Spigot...the goofball who couldn't fly a plane...[Spigot gets onto the belt and dodges the Brain Scrambler. However; he does caught in the Grinder Spokes and ride with it.] Oh; he just getting killed by the Grinder.

Ken: [Colonel Spigot slips and falls into the fuild.] That's worse than getting shot.

Vic: Indeed...Next up for Tiny Toons...

Hampton: Love you Disco Inferno!

Vic: Here is that wheezy, cheesy pig Hampton..[Hampton runs slowly across the belt and the Brain Scrambler misses completely in front of him.] Now there's a bit of stragedy there..[Hampton dodges the spokes of the Grinder.] Past the Grinder...[Hampton jumps off the edge and does a butt bounce on the Ejaculator. However; he bounces too high to the left and falls into the fuild.]..OH!

Ken: Man; he killed the Ejaculator. Now I'm going to have some bacon.

Vic: Knock it off Kenny! Next up for TaleSpin...

Dumptruck: And on this farm he had on octopus..

Vic: Here is the solid as a bone Air Pirate Dumptruck...[Dumptruck gets onto the belt and get nailed hard by the Brain Scrambler. Dumptruck ignores it and dodges the Grinder Spokes.] Wow..

Ken: That solid bone head helped him there...[Dumptruck bounces off the Ejaculator and falls into the sponges.] Right off the Ejaculator into the sponges...[Dumptruck gets past the Angry Dragon with ease and onto the spinner.] Past the dragon and he goes to the spinner..[Dumptruck goes into the sponges and onto the ridge.] Looks like he's going to go all the way past the Nards of Doom...[ Dumptruck goes past the Nards of Doom; but he trips and falls into the fuild.]... and he has be deboned...Get it Vic?!

Vic: No I don't...You said that three times all ready Ken..and last up for Tiny Toons...

Montana Max: I eat money!! HA! HA!

Vic: Here is Montana Max; the greedy spoiled brat of Tiny Toons...[ Montana Max gets onto the belt and dodges the Brain Scrambler and the Grinder with ease.]

Ken: Aren't all the toons greedy, spoiled brats?!

Vic: Maybe they are...I don't know..[Montana jumps off the Ejaculator and falls into the sponges.] Tight off of the Ejaculator and into the sponges...Past the Angry Dragon...[Montana Max gets past the Angry Dragon and grabs onto the spinner. However; he pops the top of the spinner and he falls into the fuild.] Oh! And his run has been popped...Get it Ken?!

Ken: Um...No I don't Vic...

Max: [throws a temper tanterum.] NO! NO! NO FAIR! NO! NO! NO!!

Vic: Wow..What a display of poor sportsmenship.

Ken: I like that...

Vic: Figures...and last up for TaleSpin..

Mad Dog: You think I care....?!

Vic: Here is the whiny Air Pirate Mad Dog as one has won this event yet..[ Mad Dog runs on the belt and pushes the Brain Scrambler.] He gets past the Grinder.. [He jumps down onto the ejaculator and falls into the sponges.]

Ken: Good psring onto the ejaculator...Get past the Angry Dragon...[Mad Dog gets on the spinner and makes it to the other batch of sponges.] Going past the nasty Nards of Doom..1..2...3..[Mad Dog makes it to the rope.] Look at him.. He could go all the way..[Mad Dog swing the rope; but he jumps too quickly and falls into the fuild just short.]

Vic: And just short...[Back to the studio.]

Ken: Man; those preformances blow!

Vic: Some of those cartoon character just didn't age well there Ken.

Ken: I guess that means that they cannot help themselves...Get..

Vic: [Grabs Ken by the neck and squeezes it.] I...get..it..Kenny!! So after two rounds; the score remains unchanged with Tiny Toons leading it 2-1.

Ken: That's one strong grip...

Vic: Indeed!

Announcer: Coming up next...It's time to floss, slice and dice those shrooms.. Don't inhale them Stonehitch!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with as the bunnies and bears battle is heating up!! [Back to the studio as Kenny is hanging upside down tied againest a spinner's wheel. Vic is standing next to it.]

Vic: Well we are back with the score 2-1...And Kenny?! You're going to finally do something that will help me instead of hinder me.

Ken: Why am I upside down?! This blows!!

Vic: Don't worry Kenny..Once we spin the wheel and make the deal..Hmmm... Spin The Wheel! Make The Deal! Spin The Wheel! Make The Deal!!...

Ken: Ah Vic; you need an evil midget to get the full effect..[Vic spins the wheel and Kenny get bopped on the head by three large fans on three sides of the wheel.]OUCH!! Hey; this sucks and blows!![The wheel stops on Eat Shi-Take!!]

Vic: Ah! Our next event is Eat Shi-take! This fun game combines the Druid game of fungus flying with the horror of drowning in our mystery fuild. What is today's mystery fuild Ken?!

Ken: That's runoff acid from the ACME Anvil Company..

Vic: Harsh stuff there Ken...

Captain: GET IT ON!!

Louie: [His voice sounds different.] Happy _primadona_?!

Vic: Here is Louie Lamount; the owner of the south sea island: Louie's.[ Louie grabs the shroom and the shroom advances on the pully as the shroom twirls down. However; the shroom twirls too violently halfway and Louie tumbles into the fuild.] Oh! And Louie's run is short and harsh..What a shame?![They show the replay.]

Ken: Hey wait a minute?! How come Louie's voice sounds different?!

Vic: Well Kenny; we couldn't afford the royalities on the Prima Estate, so we redubbed his voice to get out of trouble...

Ken: Didn't Louie's voice appear on MXC?!

Vic: No Kenny...It did not and you didn't hear otherwise from me...First up for Tiny Toons..

Little Beeper: Beep!! Beep!!

Vic: Here is Little Beeper; the clone baby of the Roadrunner.

Ken: Wait a minute?! Is Little Beeper swearing?!

Vic: I'm not familiar with your dialogue there Ken...[Little Beeper tries to grab hard on the shroom as the shroom advances. However; Little Beeper's grip slips instantly and falls into the fuild.]...Well that run was turely a waste of time...

Ken: He'll be swearing never to run in Roadrunner's shoes ever again.

Vic: Indeed...

Shere Khan: I shall not be distrubed by anyone during this event...

Vic: Here is the CEO of Khan Industries; Shere Khan..and Kenny. I don't want you to distrub him...[Mr. Khan grabs the shroom and twirls around as the pulley heads the shroom down towards the platform. Mr. Khan attempts to jump down onto the unstable platform.]

Ken: LOSER!![This is enough to force Khan to jump off too soon and smash his body before falling into the fuild.] HAHA!!

Vic: Kenny?! That was absolutely appalling!

Ken: That was an MXC Impact Replay..[They show the replay.] Silly old tiger. CEO's shouldn't win on MXC! HAHA!!

Vic: Let's go to Guy who's with Mr. Khan...[They go to the field with Guy and Shere Khan all wet.]

Guy: Guy here while Mr. Khan and we are sorry for your run going south.

Mr. Khan: Yeah...That is most dissappointing...but I shall have my payday... Now if you with excuse me....I must call for...the hunt![He looks directly at Kenny before walking away stage right.]

Guy: Ooo...Kenny don't like...

Ken: I don't get it...[Back to the action.]

Vic: Indeed...Next up for Tiny Toons...

Furball: Meow...

Vic: Here is the timid little pussycat Furball. He can sniff a flower while getting squashed by a piano.

Ken: [Furball grabs onto the shroom and twirls around. However; he twirls too hard ans falls into the fuild hard.]...and he's going to drown in our MXC drink...Cats blow in water...

Vic: Right you are Ken...Good call...Next up for TaleSpin...

Don Karnage: Are you not in procession of all your marbles?!

Vic: Here is the Captain of the Air Pirates: Don Karnage.

Ken: He is cute and has an accent which is instant doom to a spunky female monkey...[Don Karnage grabs the shroom and starts twisting around as the pully drags downwards.]

Vic: Indeed you might be right Ken..[Don's shroom makes it to the platform. Don drops and lands perfectly on the platform for the point.]...and Don Karnage has done it...So now we have a tie game...Can Tiny Toons break the tie?!

Little Sneezer: Ah-Choo!!

Vic: Here is the sneezing resident of the Tiny Toon world: Little Sneezer. [Little Sneezer grabs the shroom and it twirls down as the pully drags it down.]

Ken: I don't think she's doing herself a favor...[Little Sneezer sneezes at the 3/4 mark and falls into the fuild.]...Like that...

Vic: Insightful as always Ken...and last up for TaleSpin..

WildCat: This is my watch and I am slow...

Vic: Here is the goofy fixer of Higher For Hire WildCat...[WildCat grabs the shroom and started twirling around as the pully drags the shroom down towards the platforms.]

Ken: President moron is about to get a headache..[WildCat makes it to the platform and drops on it perfectly for the point.]...My God Vic; the moron did it!

Vic: Right you are Ken..and TaleSpin takes the lead 3-2...and can Tiny Toons reclaim a tie..?

Dizzy: Dizzy love shrooms!!

Vic: Here's Dizzy Devil, the alien Tazmanian Devil who loves to eat..[ Dizzy twirls around the shroom as the shroom pully drags down towards the platform. However; Dizzy spins around like a whirlwind and destroys the shroom as Dizzy is just floating on air.] Oh My! That's going to cost him some dough.[Dizzy runs towards the platform; but gravity finally wins and Dizzy falls into the fuild just short of the platform.]...and no good. So after three rounds; Don Karnage and WildCat brings the spinners spinning into the lead 3-2.

Announcer: Coming up next...It's time to jerk full circle with Circle Jerkers Ahoy! Don't flick it Baggysmuts!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: We're back with the toons of doom as this competition is heating up!! [Back in the studio as Kenny is still tied to the wheel upside down.]

Vic: So we are back with TaleSpin leading 3-2.

Ken: That's real close Vic...

Vic: That's MXC close Ken..However; it is now time to spin the wheel and make the deal!

Ken: Ah Vic...That is not needed...This isn't a good idea...[Vic spins the wheel and Kenny gets bopped in the head with the huge fans repeatitly.] OUCH!! That smarts! [The wheel stops at Circle Jerkers Ahoy.] Wait a minute?! I thought that the events were predetermined before the show started...

Vic: Oh yeah; I forgot Kenny...Don't worry; the wheel is gimmiacked just like in professional wrestling.

Ken:Oh okay..I guess one moron is enough in the world of pro-wrestling. HAHA!!

Vic: Right you are you little monkey![Hits Kenny with his fan.] And it's time for the last event: Circle Jerkers...AHOY!! Jerk your opposition to the ground before you get jerked down by our professional jerkers: Red Curse, The Purple Package, Golden Shower Boy, the Dreaded Melamonia and The Green Tea Bagger!

Ken: Today's fuild is rainwater from the ACME Rain Water Company.

Captain: LET'S GET IT ON!!

Vic: First up for Tiny Toons is Plucky Duck; the cocky duck who wants to upstage Buster Bunny...[Plucky grabs a ball and it's the yellow one.] Oh! And Plucky has picked Golden Shower Boy..

Ken: I can just smell the le Orange du Carnards! HAHA!! [Golden Shower Boy and Plucky meet in the center of the ring.]

Vic: Wow; you actually learned bad French for a change Ken...[Plucky and Golden Shower Boy clash together and they are at a stalemate.]...and we are off as Golden Shower Boy and Plucky are meeting blow for blow...[Golden Shower Boy finally overpowers Plucky and he gets thrown into the water.]..and Golden Shower Boy just manhandled Plucky...

Ken: And that Vic is just Ducky.

Vic: Indeed...First up for TaleSpin is Rebecca Cunningham; the owner for Higher For Hire...[Rebecca grabs a ball and it's the blue one.] Oh! And she has drawn the Dreaded Melanoma..

Ken: That thing can give you skin cancer if you touch it with your hands...[ Rebecca and Melanomia stand in the center of the ring.]

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Melanoma charges and Rebecca sidesteps him. Rebecca then unleashes a vicious kick to the butt and Melanoma get spun around and drops into the water.]...Oh my...She kicked butt on skin cancer.

Ken: And she's kicked off our MXC Impact Replay. [They show the replay.] Rebecca just shows her soccer mom skills and right there; Melanomia suffers the WRAITH OF BECKEY.

Vic: Right you are Ken...and Melamonia is now like a juicy plump hotdog...Next up for Tiny Toons...[Back to the action.]

Babs: I just cannot help myself..[Babs picks a ball and it's the lime green one.] Oh no!!

Vic: Here is Babs Bunny and she looks scared...and why not? She has just drawn the Green Tea Bagger.

Ken: This is going to be fun. [The Green Tea Bagger and Babs go to the center of the ring.]

Vic: This is going to be ugly. [The Green Tea Bagger and Babs lock up. However; the Green Tea Bagger grabs Babs by the ears and twirls them into a helicopter which causes Babs to fly around a bit before falling into the water.] and Babs has become a helicopter star..What a shame?! Next up for TaleSpin is the pilot for Higher For Hire Baloo..[Baloo grabs a ball and it's the blue one.] Oh! and Baloo has also picked the dreaded Melanomia.

Ken: Shouldn't he changed his name to Benign?![Melanomia and Baloo go to the center of the ring]

Vic: Shouldn't you change your name right now Ken?![Baloo and Melanomia tangle and Baloo overpowers Melanomia easily. He throws Melanomia into the water for the point.] ..And Melanomia has been popped twice.

Ken: He should seriously consider suntan on that face of his...

Vic: Indeed Ken...So TaleSpin takes a 5-2 lead as we head for the last Tiny Toons competitor Buster Bunny...[Buster grabs a ball and it's the purple one.] Oh! and Buster got busted with the Purple Package.

Ken: HAHA! You won't see low blows in this one..That's one tough Purple Package! [The Purple Package and Buster go to the center of the ring.]

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Buster and the Purple Package tackle each other and it is a stalemate.]...No inch is given so far...Buster twirls around...[ Buster twists around and the Purple Package finds his opening. Purple Package grabs Buster and forces him to the ground.]...and he gets crushed to the ground...[ The Purple Package then splashes Buster and uses his package to smear Buster's face.] Oh my goodness...

Ken: [They show the replay.]And Buster's face has been busted by the Package. He doesn't know if he wants to giggle or smile.

Vic: Indeed...and last up for TaleSpin is the captain and navigator of the team Kit Cloudkicker...[Kit grabs a ball and it's the red one.] Oh! And Kit has picked the dreaded Red Curse.

Ken: Wait a minute Vic?! Kit's the last competitor right?!

Vic: Right you are Ken...[Red Curse and Kit go to the center of the ring.]

Ken: And TaleSpin is currently leading 5-2; right?!

Vic: I'm not getting the point here Ken...[Kit and the Red Curse tussle and there is a stalemate present.]

Ken: Shouldn't this event be over? I mean Tiny Toons cannot come back...?

Vic: Well Kenny; if they don't finish the event then the team will be disqualified from the competition..[Red Curse tries to throw Kit down. However; Kit does a perfect backflip and trips Red Curse, making him fall down flat on his face on the platform.].. and Kit has done it...Unbelievable!![They show the replay.]

Ken: Kit does a beautiful backflipping Melvin and a good Leg Whip of Fear and the curse breaks his face with a Cloudkicker FacePlant!

Vic: That is just awesome jerking from the miracle worker. And after four rounds of World Class Competition; TaleSpin completes the rout and wins 6-2.

[Back to the studio as Kenny is no longer tied againest the wheel.]

Ken: Man; Tiny Toons hasn't aged well since winning the American Cartoon Cup five years ago. Just like their show hasn't aged since 1990. HA! HA! I doubt that there's anyone on this planet that likes this show anymore...

Vic: Ah Kenny?! I have a confession to make..I love Tiny Toons!![Kenny starts to laugh hard.] I really do you little monkey!![Hits Kenny with his fan.]

Ken: That show blows...Really; it does blow smoke. Their rapping sucks and blows at the same time. But don't worry; Old Kenny Blankenship is here to save the show...

Vic: It's now time for Kenny Blankenship's Painful Eliminations of the Day!! [They show footage from the event.]

Ken: At number ten; it's me who spins the wheel and gets whacked by my best of fans. I guess Vic is a sadist after all...At number nine; it's Buster Bunny who gives the Skipper the butt of all jokes; but then take a butt bounce in the face from the Nasty Purple Package. Wipe his face off the mat; he's dead....At number eight; it's Shirely Loon who's performance on the pain just gave her a big stain. Off to the looney bin with thee... At number seven; it's Babs Bunny who finds out the Green Tea Bagger was watching old classic Looney Tunes..I smell a lawyer sighting in his future....At number six; it's Dizzy Devil who eats a plastic shroom and thinks that gravity has taken a holiday..I'm dizzy just watching that spot....At number five; it's Montana Max who pops the spinner and then pops a nasty temper. Time to go back to kindergarden LOSER!!....At number four; it's Rebecca Cunningham who decides that Melamona is Baloo late on a cargo delivery. I wish she would do that to me you dirty girl..HA! HA!....At number three; it's Gogo who gives us new meaning to the word insane...I see at least one childen is doomed and we're all doomed I say!!....At number two; it's Professor Buzz who buzzes around and invents this million dollar 360. Buzzing for a new generation; one broken neck at a time....And my most painful elimination goes to Shere Khan who loses his mind and wants to commit backmail on me...OUCH!! That's one unfocused CEO LOSER!! HA! HA!! I'm done....

[Back to the studio as Ken is missing.]

Vic: Take us out Ken!

Ken: In a minute Vic...I need to go to my dressing room..[Ken walks into his dressing room and there are 20 black panther furries from Shere Khan opening fire on Kenny.]...Hey?! I'm getting shot...OUCH!![Back to the studio] ...HELP ME!

Vic: In that case; what do we always say?!

ALL: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! [The screen freezes as the credits roll.]

Babs: I just cannot help myself...

Vic: Indeed...