Announcer: What are these cartoon characters running from? They're not...they are running too...the world greatest competition in town....Tonight; it's the second quarter final of the Cartoon World Cup as Team Franklin takes on The Bearstein Bears. It's the classic battle of turtles sleeping in shells againest bears who sleep in a tree. So get fired up for MXC: Most Extreme Elmination Challenge. And now; here's two guys who need real names: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano.....

[Back in the studio.]

Ken: Phew! That last encounter in the dressing room was close.

Vic: Indeed Ken..That was one close bulletshave wasn't it?[giggles a bit.] Okay; that wasn't a good joke...Anyhow; we have a great matchup today.

Ken: I cannot wait for this one. The turtles againest the treehuggers. Those turtles are going to slice and dice those trees and make those sad treehuggers cry while I laugh at them in glee for...

Vic: What are you talking about?

Ken: It's the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle Vs. Captain Planet...Those teenagers have no life.. HAHA!

Vic: Ah Kenny...you are an igorant little monkey..[Vic hits Kenny with his fan.] Today's matchup is between two famous children books that have now become two children's shows from Canada: Franklin VS. The Bearstein Bears. A family of turtle againest a bear family that lives in a tree. There are no _ninjas_ in this competition Ken...[The posse gasps in fear.]

Ken: What did you say Vic?

Vic: I said...._Ninja_...What?![The entire posse behind Vic and Kenny stand up and they proceed to kick and punch each other.] What is this?! This is unlawful!![Kenny starts laughing hard.] Kenny?! What is the meaning of this?!

Ken: HAHA! You said the magical forbidden word of the week Vic...

Vic: You're the forbidden object of a lifetime Kenny..[Hits him with his fan.] Let's go to Guy and get away from this...

Ken: HAHA! You'll never get away...

[We go to the field with Guy.]

Guy: We have an exciting battle today as this second quarter-final competition begins between two kid's picture books with such dirty games such as Mud Butlers, then it is Pole Riders followed by Big Brass Balls and finally it's the Rotating Surfboard of Death...BWHAHAHAHA!! I just got beaned by one of the guys in the studio...I cannot wait to see my lawyer; so let's go over to the Captain.[We go to the forest with the Captain.]

Captain: Thanks Guy...How many of you think that children's picture books help develop reading skills and give kids a tool that will give them great lives in the future? Show of hands..NOW!!

ALL: Yeah! [Everyone raises their hands in unison.]

{Team Bearstein Bears- Poppa Q. Bear, Momma Bear, Brother Bear, Sister Bear, Two Tall, Lizzy Bruin, Gran, Cousin Fred, Skuzz, Frudy Factual, Cub, Farmer Ben, Big Paw, Mayor Honeypot, Raffish Ralph. }

{Team Franklin-Franklin, Mr. Turtle, Mrs. Turtle, Bear, Rabbit, Beaver, Fox, Mr. Beaver, Mr. Mole, Goose, Mr. Groundhog, Harriet Turtle, Beatrice, Raffin, Lili.}

Captain: Well; you're all wrong. Children's picture books premote bad behaviour such as bad spelling, idleness and excessive giggling. What kids need today is real books with long words, bloody violence and sexual situations; not these wussy crud![Everyone shakes their head in disgust.] So, anyone has a defense for that...How about you turtle wuss?!

Franklin: You're a very creepy man!

Captain: Speaking of creepiness; how about you Two Tall?!

Two Tall: Beautiful dreamers; wake up to me!!

Captain: You call that a defense? I call it evidence of guilt of you ask me. Here's some advise Two Tall: You're a bully..Act like one!![Captain gets into position.] And don't forget to stomp!! LET'S GO!![Everyone stands up and runs with the Captain towards the first event.]

Vic: And we're off to out first event: Mud Butlers. Tap the mallet on the ball, run down the steps and grab the ball with the bowl of doom before that ball falls into our mystery muck. And what is today's mystery muck Ken?

Ken: That's man pudding from the toilets of Nelvana Studios!

Vic: Animated stuff there Ken...

Captain: LET'S GET IT ON!

Vic: First up for the team of Franklin...

Goose: I'm wide open!

Vic: Here is the goose; named Goose , a friend of Franklin Turtle...He is a the goal keeper of soccer.[Goose taps the mallet and the ball goes down the maze. Goose grabs the bowl and runs down the steps to the bottom.]

Ken: Hey Vic..Who would in their mind call themselves a goose?[Goose makes it to the bottom as the ball slides to the middle.] Why not a real name?

Vic: I think you need to take up with the author Ken...[Goose tries to catch the ball and the ball lands in the cup. However; Goose's feather hands slip and the cup falls into the fuild. The ball bounces out and into the muck in response.] Oh and the goose's paws have come loose...What a shame?! First up for the Bearstein Bears...

Farmer Ben: Growing the fields....[Taps the ball and grabs the bowl as the ball goes down the maze.]

Vic: Here is Farmer Ben; the famous farmer of Bear Town and are friends with Sister & Brother Bear...[Ben runs down the maze and gets under the bottom.]

Ken: If he's famous then Bear Town must be boring. I cannot imagine how many kids suffer from watching this...[The ball goes to the right side just as Farmer Ben goes left. The ball falls into the muck as Farmer Ben hangs his head in shame.] I know Ben is stuffing from boredomitis...HAHA!!

Vic: Kenny?! Next up for Franklin...

Mr. Bear: I chop off the block!

Vic:..is Mr. Bear...the father of Bear...[Mr. Bear taps the mallet and the ball goes down the maze. Mr. Bear grabs a bowl and goes down the stairs.]

Ken: Wait a minute...So Bear's name is Bear Bear?! That's perverted!![Mr. Bear get underneath on the bottom as the ball stays steady in the middle.]

Vic: And very confusing too Ken.[Mr. Bear sets up as the ball drop out of the maze. Mr. Bear jumps with the bowl outstreched; but the ball bounces off the tip of the bowl and falls into the muck. Mr. Bear falls into the mud.] Oh!

Ken: So now Mr. Bear's middle name is mud...and Bear's a complete DUD! HAHA!

Vic: Insightful as always Ken...Next up for the Bearstein Bears...

Big Paw: Peace Bears!![Gives the victory sign.]

Vic: Here is the native Bear Town bear Big Paw...[Big Paw taps the mallet and the ball goes down the maze. Big Paw takes the bowl and goes down the step.]

Ken: I wonder if he will allow me to smoke the peace pipe with him afterwards.[Big Paw gets underneath as the ball travels to the left.]

Vic: [The ball drops off as Big Paw jumps into the muck. He does a dangerous forward roll as the ball fall into the mud as a necksnap sound is heard.] Oh my... he just got smoked!

Ken: Now that's more like it..The MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] After that poor showing; I might need medical attention afterwards.

Vic: Right you are Ken...That was pretty unsettling...

Ken: Oh wait...wait![Freezes the screen.]..I can see his peace pipe...HAHA![Circles his groin area.]

Vic: Kenny!![Back to the action.]

Harriet: This game is stupid!![Harriet taps the mallet and the ball goes into the maze. Harriet grabs a bowl and goes down the steps.]

Vic: Here is Harriet the turtle; the young sister of Franklin who apparently still in need not to stay that word...[Harriet gets underneath as the ball sails to the center. The ball drops perfectly into Harriet's bowl for the point.]...Oh and she's done it...and she didn't get a speck of mud on her...[They show the replay.]

Ken: She didn't even step into the mud. That blows!

Vic: Indeed it does Ken..Let's go to Guy with Harriet..[We go to the field with Guy and Harriet the Turtle.]

Guy: So Harriet...that was a beautiful display of...

Harriet: You look stoo-pid...[giggles as she leaves.]

Guy: Oooo...Guy like....[Back to the action.]

Vic: That was both insightful and distrubing...

Honeypot: Please elect me...[Taps the mallet and the ball enters the maze. Honeypot grabs a bowl and runs down the steps.]

Vic: Here is the mayor of the fabled Bear Town: Mayor Honeypot.

Ken: I guess he's buzzing to kissing up to the voters by being on MXC. Typical cronie...

Vic: Indeed Ken....[Honeypot gets underneath as the ball sails towards the right. Honeypot gets into position as the ball drops. Honeypot mistimes his jump and falls into the mud as the ball falls into the muck just inches away.] Oh!

Ken: And now his name is Mayor Mudpot...Instant stink at the next straw poll...

Vic: Right you are Ken...and last up for Franklin...

Mr. Groundhog: Six more weeks of winter![Taps the mallet and the ball goes down the maze.]

Vic: Here is Franklin's physical education teacher Mr. Groundhog...

Ken: More last names based on animals. No wonder Americas think Canadians are Unamerican...[Mr. Groundhog grabs the bowl and walks down the stairs.]

Vic: Then again, Canadian have no false ego either Ken...[Mr. Groundhog gets underneath as the ball sails to the left. Mr. Groundhog get confused and goes to the center as the ball drops into the mud. Mr. Groundhog falls into the mud.].. and his ego is fake on that run...and last for the Bearstein Bears....

Ralph: Time to win...![Ralph taps the mallet and the ball goes into the maze.]

Vic: Here is Raffish Ralph; a character that I don't believe exists in the show...[Ralph grabs the bowl and runs down the steps.]

Ken: I can't believe we made it one quarter of this show already.[ Ralph slips trying to get into position and falls flat on his face.] OUCH! He just made it into the MXC books as a LOSER! HAHA!

Vic: [The ball falls into the muck.] Indeed Ken...and that shalt be the last appearance on this program...So thanks to the smart and safe method of Harriet the Turtle; Franklin's has taken the first lead of the day..1-0.

Ken: Just like a true _ninja_...Ooops!!

Vic: Kenny!!

Announcer: Coming up next; it's time to ride Pole on Pole Riders. Don't bend and break Shellputz!!

[Commerical Break.]

Announcer: We now return with as the Heroes In A Half Shell take on the TreeHug. er...Never mind...[Back in the studio as Vic looks flustered.]

Vic: [Nails Kenny with his fan.] I cannot believe that you would cause such a ruckus on this show...and so intentional too..

Ken: HAHA! I was saving this show because these two teams suck eggs!

Vic: Now Kenny...I know that these two teams respect each other and the mushiness is over the edge...but...

Ken: No really; I saw Two Tall and Bear sucking down on real eggs..It's like guzzling down on cola. HAHA!

Vic: [Nails Kenny with his fan.] Haven't you learned what I said already... Do not evesdrop on the teammates! I do not want to know about sucking eggs. That is sick and wrong...just like our next event: Pole Riders! Vault your way into the record book without getting soaked into our mystery fuild...

Ken: Which is runoff juice from the wonderful world of Farmer Ben...

Vic: Really sweet stuff there Ken...

Captain: GET IT ON!

Vic: First up for the Bearstein Bears...

Lizzy: Watch this Sister Bear!

Vic: Here is Lizzy Bruin; a young friend of Sister Bear and a fan of Bearbie..

Ken: The automany-incorrect bearess of _embearssment_...[Lizzy sticks the pole into the pond and tries to vault. However; her grip slips instantly and she slides into the pond.]...and she _embearssed_ herself on that one.

Vic: Indeed Ken...Maybe she'll play with _real_ dolls next time around.. Anyway; first up for Franklin...

Mr. Mole: I'm not a backfighter...

Vic: Here is Mr. Mole; the mole who claims not to be a _mole_ so to speak... [Mr. Mole plants the pole and treis to vault. However; the pole springs back and hits his mole on the left side of his face. He falls into the fuild.]Oh!

Ken: That calls for the MXC Impact Replay..This is a double winner...[They show the replay.] He springs into action and pops his mole. Better to be a backfighter than a molepoker..HAHA!

Vic: Well said Ken as always...[Back to the action.] Next up for the Bearstein Bears...

Cub: Hello...

Vic: Here is Cub; the smallest competitor in MXC history...

Ken; He's a wimp; he'll never make it...[Cub plants the pole and does a perfect vault towards the platform and lands perfectly on the platform for the point.] WOW! He did it! I knew all along that he could do it...

Vic: I'm sure you did Kenny...Next up for Franklin...

Beatrice: Shovel it baby!

Vic: This is Beatrice; another furry that I have no idea who she is...[Beatrice plants the pole and tries to vault. However; Beatrice slides down the pole and falls into the fuild.]Oh!

Ken: And you'll never have any idea who she ever will be..[They show the replay.].. except being called a loser! HAHA!

Vic: Insightful as always Ken...[Back to the action.]Next up for the Bearstein Bears...

Cousin Fred: Hi!

Vic: Here is Cousin Fred; the cousin of the bear family...

Ken: Does he know how to pull my finger...?

Vic: Do you know how to be professional?[Cousin Fred plants the pole and vaults rather well. However; he lands on the platform too hard and bounces off the platform and into the fuild.] Oh!

Ken: Now he's smelling my finger and the fuild from Farmer Ben...HAHA! Smelly...

Vic: Right you are Ken...and next up for Franklin..

Raffin: RaffinMania!

Vic: This is Raffin and once again I do not know this guy either...[Raffin plants the pole and tries to vault. His vault is poor and he slides to the right and into the fuild.] Oh!

Ken: Indeed Ken...Most Canadian are more worried about gas than bass..[Chuckles a bit.]...Okay; that didn't work....Last up for the Bearstein Bears...

Frudy: Hi there!

Vic: Here's another Canadian cartoon character I don't know about Frudy.

Ken: Frudy? Isn't that just asking for a Furby lawsuit? Furrrbbeeeee....!

Vic: I don't know if that's a suit Ken..[Frudy plants the pole and vaults. However; the vault is short and Frudy connects his face with the platform before falling into the fuild.] OUCH! That had to smart![They go to the replay.]

Ken: I betcha that lawsuit has merit now that Frudy has Furby's voice and now face...OUCH!!

Vic: At least everyone knows who he is now....heh heh..[Back to the action.]...and last up for Franklin...

Lili: Time to vault!

Vic: Here is Lili and if you are keeping score that is the third Franklin character that I have no idea who she is...[Lili plants the pole and tries to valut; but she slides down the pole and into the fuild.]...and I never will. So after two rounds the score is tied 1-1 with Franklin leading 3-2 in the lack of information department...which means the bears in the tree make sway with the lead.

Announcer: Coming up next...It's Big Brass Balls. It ain't Bear Scouts; Porkforbrains!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with round three as the two kids shows battle to face an all ages show...[Back to the studio.]

Ken: Oh...I feel the pain...THE PAIN!!

Vic: Indeed Ken...We are halfway through this event and nothing of note has happened. I guess those turtles and tree huggers were more interesting...

Ken: No; I mean that egg sucking is painful. OUCH!! I think I have an eggball in my throat...

Vic: More like a death streak to me...Our next event is Big Brass Ball... Stradle the bridge with the golden globe without getting stoned by our trained sharpshooters.

Fox: That is deep...

Vic: Here is one of Franklin's big buddies: Fox...the fox...I guess.

Ken: [The Captain shoots the golden globe at Fox and he grabs it.] He's tall and looks like he's been eating at the hen house recently...[The assasins start shooting and miss Fox entirely.] Hey..the assasins' aim is way off..Are they on the sauce?

Vic I don't know...I'll have to get back to you on that...[Fox carefully walks across and makes it to the other side for the point.]...and Fox has done it... First up for the Bearstein Bears...

Skuzz: Skuzzbucket!!

Vic: Here is yet another character that I don't know about Skuzz...[The captain shoots the golden golbe and Skuzz gets it.]

Ken: The good news is that we should know the rest of the characters now.. [The assasins start shooting and they're even worse with their aim now.] Wow; they're missing him too..What's the deal with all this sauce going around Vic?

Vic: I still don't have the official on that Ken..[Skuzz walks carefully to the other side for the point.]..and Skuzz has done it...This is getting interesting...

Ken: This is getting boring...Bor---ing! Bor---ing!

Vic: Stop it Kenny! Next up for Franklin...

Mrs. Turtle: Keep it clean Franklin...

Vic: Here is Mrs. Turtle; the mother of Franklin...[Captain shoots the golden globe and Mrs. Turtle grabs it.] She grabs it and...[The assasins start shooting and they are missing her by a country mile now.] Oh...

Ken: Doesn't this prove that these dopey assasins are on the dope? HAHA! LAME!!

Vic: Official word Ken...official word...[Mrs. Turtle slowly walks across the bridge.]

Ken: Oh; look at blistering pace she's doing. It's going to be hard to keep up with her....

Vic: Indeed...[Mrs. Turtle makes it to the other side for the point.]... and Mrs. Turtle has done it as well...Next up for the Bearstein Bears...

Gran: Please give me the ball guys!

Vic: Here is Gran Bear; the grandmother of the Bear family if you know what I mean...[The Captain shoots a golden globe at Gran and she barely grabs on.] ...That was close...

Ken: [The assasin don't even bother to shoot the cannons.] Wow..this show is going straight to hell already...[Gran very slowly walk across the bridge.].. this blistering pace..I don't know if I can handle it anymore...

Vic: Indeed you cannot Ken...[Gran continues to walk and just manages to get to the other side for the point.]...and she has done it...barely...Get it? Barely..bearly.... Ah forget it....Last up for Franklin...

Rabbit: Catch it right here!!

Vic: Here is another of Franklin's friends Rabbit...[The Captain shoots the golden globe at Rabbit and he grabs it.] Let's see...[The assasins start shooting and they are still missing by a mile.] Well this is interesting...

Ken: At least they're shooting again..[Rabbit quickly hops across the bridge and makes it to the other side for the point.]Another one makes it...Boorrriiinnnggg!

Vic: Okay Ken...Calm down...and last up for the Bearstein Bears...

Two Tall: Beautiful dreamers...wake up to me!

Vic: Here is Two Tall; the resident bully of Bear Town and annoying singer to boot..[The captain shoots the golden globe and Two Tall grabs it.]...and here we go...

Ken: [The assasins start shooting and they misss. Their shots are a lot closer this time around.] Okay...I think these gay assasins are recovering...[Two Tall walks slowly to the middle and starts to taunt the assasins.] Oh Oh! He shouldn't be doing that..[ One of the shots just misses his head by an inch as Vic gasps in horror.]

Two Tall: Nah Nah! Can't get me![Two Tall quickly goes to the other side. However; the assasins get one more shot in and it nails Two Tall in the face which causes him to fall off the bridge and into the net.]

Vic: Oh God...!

Ken: Thank God that happened....and that's our MXC Impact Replay...[Back to the studio as Vic is shaking his head in shame.] Hey; where's our MXC Impact Replay?

Vic: There won't be one...Our show is doomed...Kenny? The official reason why the assasins were intentionally missing the contestents is because Nelevana character cannot be shot at or attacked by any objects whatsoever thrown by a person.

Ken: That blows, sucks and stinks like eggs...I need a MXC Impact Replay per event...Ummm Vic?...._NINJA_?![A shot is heard and a ball nails Kenny in the face.] OUCH!

Vic: Now that calls for an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] POW! Right in that kisser! Proves violence can be effective in humbling little monkeys like you. So after three rounds of boredom, Team Franklin takes the lead 4-3. It's almost over Ken...

Ken: In....dead...!

Announcer: Coming up next; these clowns will smack the dolphin on Rotating Surfboard of Death. Don't screw it Fishpants!!

[Commerical Break]

Announcer: And we are back with the final round as the turtles and treehuggers battle is cooling down...What is wrong with these animals!! [Back in the studio.]

Vic: I wonder that too....Ahem..Welcome back to the final round as the score is 4-3 in favor of Team Franklin.

Ken: Am I okay Vic? There's stuff coming out of my ears..Is that bad?

Vic: Don't worry Ken...That stuff is only scrambled egg product that you were sucking on..

Ken: Ugghh..that is gross!!

Vic: Not as gross as our last event: The Rotating Surfboard of Death. Catch a wave! Dodge the dolphin....or die!!

Captain: LET'S GET IT ON!

Momma Bear: I'm going to go all the way!!

Vic: First up for the Bearstein Bears is the mother of the Bear family: Momma Bear..[Momma Bear jumps on the board and is having acute problems with balance already.]

Ken: Uh-Oh...You got to be flawless on the start...[Momma Bear smacks into the pink dolphin and Momma falls into the fuild.]...and she dives right into some towel squeezings from the Bear Town Homeless Shelter.

Vic: I didn't know that Ken...I hope the contestents had their shots if you know what I mean..Heh Heh...Okay; first up for Franklin is Bear Bear...We had a chance to speak to him about his chances of victory...[We go to the field with Bear.]

Bear: Yeah...This will be an easy victory for me and this is for my good buddy Franklin...and for me of couse...[Back to the action.]

Ken: How sweet?! That'll give me diabetes...and tooth decay...and bad breath...and egg-....[Bear gets onto the surfboard without any problems.]

Vic: Okay Kenny...WE GET IT....[Bear jumps over the pink dolphin without any problem...]Past the pink dolphin and onto the platform. [gets onto the platform and goes towards the other side of the platform.]..Past Chief Ottoparts...[Bear bounces onto the surfboard with his butt and bounces into the fuild.] Oh!

Ken: Hey; he is full of sugar...He just bounced like a Gummy Bear. HAHA!

Vic: Right you are Ken...Good call...Next up for the Bearstein Bears...

Brother: Ya-hoo...

Vic: Here is Brother Bear in a lame attempt to act like Kit...[Brother stands on the surfboard.]...onto the surfboard...jumps over the pink dolphin.[ Jumps over the pink dolphin and gets onto the platform.]..onto the platform past Chief Otto Parts..[Brother jumps back onto the surfboard and dodges another pink dolphin before jumping onto the platform for the point.]..Well look at that!

Ken: He is a clone of Kit Cloudkicker; he just won one for the Bearstein Bears..

Vic: Indeed, that was excellent Rotating Surfing there Kenny...and next up for Franklin..

Beaver: I've got hops!

Vic: This is another friend of Franklin: Beaver...[Beaver hops too hard on the edge of the surfboard and bounces off the surfboard and into the fuild.] Oh my...

Ken: Now that calls for an MXC Impact Replay...[They show the replay.] Sweet...lovable...replay...come...to....me...

Vic: All right Ken...[Back to the action.]

Sister: I'll win!

Vic: Here is Sister Bear and she seems confident...[Sister jumps onto the surfboard.]

Ken: She is not a cool bear like Brother or Kit; she'll never make it...[Sister jumps the pink dolphin and manages to keep her balance. She climbs onto the platform.]

Vic: Ah not so fast my little monkey friend...She gets a warm hello from the chief.. [Sister jumps back onto the surfboard; jumps over the pink dolphin and makes onto the final platform for the point.]...and Sister has done it and the Bearstein Bears take the lead. Can Franklin tie it up?

Franklin: I can do it...I can do it...

Vic: Speaking for Franklin; here's the captain of the team...[Franklin slips on the surfboard and fall on his shell.]..Oh boy...

Ken: This won't end good...[Franklin collides with the pink dolphin and bounces into the fuild.]...just as I predicted!

Vic: Right you are Ken...Last up for the Bearstein Bears...

Poppa Q. Bear: I love mirrors!

Vic: Here is the man who wears the pants in the family Poppa Q. Bear...[ Poppa twirls on the surfboard and his overalls catch on the surfboard.]..Wow..

Ken: Finally; some actual entertainment for a change..[Poppa goes past the pink dolphin and even underneath the platform as the overall straps snap. Poppa falls into the fuild.] HAHA! We might wear the pants of the family...but those pants spell LOSER....HAHA!

Vic: Indeed Ken...and that opens the door for our last competitor...

Mr. Turtle: One more time!

Vic: Here is Franklin's father..Mr. Turtle..[Mr. Turtle gets onto the surfboard and jumps the pink dolphin.] Father is starting off well...Gets onto the platform with Chief Otto Parts...[Mr. Turtle gets onto the surfboard and tries to jump the second pink dolphin. However; he mistimes it and bounces off the surfboard and into the fuild.]...and that run was no good!

Ken: Good for me...Thank God it's over...

Vic: Indeed...So thanks to the combination of Brother and Sister Bear; the treehugging Bearstein Bears rise to a boring conclusion and win this competition 5-4...Now let's go to Guy with Brother Bear and Franklin as apparently something serious is going on there...

Ken: Please be merciful and just let it end now...

[We go to the field with Guy, Brother Bear and Franklin who are having a staredown.]

Guy: Guy here and we have a staring contest going on. I think they're going to...HOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA!

Brother: I only have one thing to say to you.

Franklin: I only have one thing to say to you too....[Long Pause.] Thank you for a great competition...[Extends his hand out]

Brother: [Long pause.] Thanks..It was great to meet you..[Brother shakes hands with Franklin.]

Franklin: Good luck againest TaleSpin.

Brother: You too...

[Back in the studio as Ken is laughing his butt off.]

Ken: HAHA! This competition is hands down the worst that I ever saw. I'm ashamed to be part of it.

Vic: Well it's about time that you felt shame Ken. Still to be fair to you, I have to agree with you that this competition today absolutely blew goats and we were better off watching Captain Planet; as horrible as it was againest the lame Teenage Mutant _Hero_ Turtles...[The posse gasps in shock.]

Ken: What did you say?

Vic: I said _hero_...[The posse gets up and starts fighting againest each other throwing punches and kicks.] What are you doing? I didn't say _Ninja_? Kenny?!

Ken: HAHA! I forgot to tell you Vic...That study made a mistake; it was hero and not ninja that made children fight..I smell a lawsuit in your future; but right now I smell that...

Vic: It's now time for Kenny Blankenship's Painful Eliminations of the Day!! [They show footage from the event.]

Ken: And since most of this show was boring we'll start at number four where Beaver manages to wake me up with this bad run...Then it put me to sleep once again....At number three; it's Mr. Mole who pops his mole but still doesn't give me a bright spot to work with...Yet...At number two; it's Two-Tall whose singing was so bad that he got punked by both the Captain and then by our drunk assasins. Hey Nelevana, being drunk at the time is a defense in Canada..HAHA! Too bad we can't show it...and my most painful elimination goes to me Kenny Blankenship who tried to fool Vic into being beat up but those stupid drunk assasins nail me right in the kisser..OUCH! Thank God this is over because there's no defense for being drunk while watching this show..I still got stuff coming out of my ears. Is that bad?...OUT!!

[Back to the studio as the fight continues.]

Vic: Take us out Ken!

Ken: What do we always say?!

Vic/Ken: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! [Vic and Ken pump their fists in unison which causes the posse to stop fighting and sit back down.]

Vic: Let's try that again from the top...

Ken: Okay my MXC buddies; what do we always say?

All: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! [Everyone pumps their fists in unison.]

Vic: Much better....[The screen freezes as the credits roll.]

Ralph: RaffaMania!!

Ken: _HEEERRRROOOOO_! HAHA! [Punch sounds can be heard.] That's got to leave a mark.

Vic: KENNY!!