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Citizen Khan Transcript
Written: 08/13/2016
Updated:
11/08/2021
Act I
Scene I
(Shot of the desert with cacti littered on the sand. Pan over as we hear the SeaDuck coming over the dessert. A giant orange fruit is smashed against a cactus as pink juice is flying. )
Kit Cloudkicker: Wow, all this nothing is really something. Oh, I wouldn't want a breakdown to happen around here. (Head into the cockpit of the SeaDuck flying over the dessert. Kit is in the navigator's chair and Baloo's piloting the SeaDuck.)
Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII: Well, that's why we brought WildCat along. Better see what he's up to. (Baloo grabs a crowbar and props it against the flight stick. Baloo goes to the back as we cut to WildCat on the tailsection of the SeaDuck throwing another giant orange like fruit out of the SeaDuck.)
WildCat Puma: Bombs away! (Baloo grabs WildCat from behind.)
Baloo: What are you doing?! These Carnuvian kumquats are worth their weight in do-re-mi.
WildCat: I was getting rid of the rotten ones.
Baloo: But the only reason we fly this shortcut is so there wouldn't be any rotten ones. (Kit goes in and inspects the kamquats.)
Kit: Yuck! It doesn't look like it's short enough. (Kit picks up a kamquat and it's already melting in Kit's hand. Kit holds his nose as well.) This one smells worse than Colonel Spigot's aftershave.
Baloo: Whoo-wee! (Baloo walks towards the cockpit.) We have to move our tail or this whole deal is gonna turn sour. (The SeaDuck is flying in the air and then we hear sirens.)
Kit: Sounds like the police!
Baloo: What police?! (In comes two wooden plane like horses as a pig furry in police gear with a sheriff's hat is riding one with a grey coyote furry riding the other one. They approach the SeaDuck.) We're in the middle of nowhere, there aren't police here.
Coyote Police Officer: (Shouting from megaphone.) Pull over!
Baloo: Those kamquats and I don't have time to play cowboys and indians. (The SeaDuck flies up and to the left. The coyote police officer brings out a slingshot and a grey stone wrapped around it's body as the pig police officer comes besides him with neighing noises.)
Pig Sheriff: Let them have it, Wendell. (The pig sheriff dives down with Wendell after the SeaDuck (even though the SeaDuck flew up and west) as Wendell shoots the slingshot and the grey rock explodes and disables the left propeller of the SeaDuck. The engine catches on fire.)
Baloo: Whoa! He shot my baby! (Baloo is forced to land the SeaDuck.)
Kit: I guess we have time to play cowboys and indians after all.
Scene II
(Head inside a pan shot of the town of Boomstone (A play on Tombstone, Arizona) as we get a shot of the town with hayballs rolling around. We head inside the courthouse as the Pig Sheriff is the judge as well wearing a black judge robe. There is a woman wolf furry in cowboy gear standing to the sheriff's right with Wendell on his left. Kit, Baloo and WildCat are standing in front of the judge in handcuffs and leg irons.)
Pig Sheriff: This court is now in session. The prisoners are charged with speeding, littering, resisting arrest, over the Boomstone city limits. Six months hard labour and confiscation of the offending vehicle.
Baloo: What?! You can't do that! The SeaDuck's private properly. (Pig Sheriff cleans his teeth with a toothpick.)
Pig Sheriff: Not anymore! (The woman wolf furry stands up.)
Woman Wolf Furry: Gomer, you have to stop this. You're not the sheriff, you're not the judge. You're just an employee of Khan Enterprises like the rest of us.
Sheriff Gomer: Oh, Clementine; why are you making such a big deal out of this?
Clementine Clevenger: Because you are forcing anyone who happens along to work in that horrible mine.
Gomer: Until Khan tells me different, we're running things my way.
Clementine: How's he supposed to tell anyone when you got the only phone and it's been broken for weeks?!
Gomer: You just keep writing Khan those reports and we'll keep mailing them til we hear different. (Clementine folds her arms as Gomer shuffles papers on his desk.) Take them away, Wendell.
Baloo: What's Khan got to do with this?
Wendell: (Comes over to Baloo as we see a shot of the wall with Khan's painting on the wall.) He owns the town and the silver mine.
Baloo: (Grabs Wendell.) Well, look here, Cowboy Bob; we just happen to be pals with Mr. Shere Khan. You better let us go, if you know what's good for you.
Gomer: Mr. Khan may own this town, but he doesn't run it. I do. Now, put these "pals" of Mr. Khan to work. (Gomer brings out a slingshot and aims it with a grey stone at Baloo.)
Scene III
(Pan shot of the desert as we head inside the silver mine with Gomer, Wendell, Baloo, Kit and WildCat as Wendell is removing WildCat's leg irons.)
Baloo: Oooo, when Khan hears about this, you won't be dogcatcher for a mud puddle.
Gomer: And how's he gonna find out?
Baloo: Why, uh; he'll read Clementine's reports.
Gomer: You know anything about any reports, Wendell?
Wendell: Ah, hee hee hee, not a thing Sheriff.
Gomer: What old Khan doesn't know, won't hurt me. (Kit looks at the bucket of grey stones on the floor of the mine as it sparkles.)
Kit: What is this stuff, anyway? Well, it's not silver.
Gomer: It's Urgonuim, son. We ran out of silver quite a while ago. Then our mining machines came across a vein of this stuff. (Some white stuff comes up from the ground as a grey mole in mining gear comes up with his tongue sticking out.)
Baloo: Sheesh! Looks like it didn't agree with them.
Gomer: Urgonium has a peculiarity that's hard on machines... (Pan over to two miners (One giraffe furry, and one dog furry) digging up the ground.) ...and miners. That's why we have to arrange for special volunteers to work the mine for us. Like you all.
Baloo: (Folds his arms.) What kind of peculiarity are we talking about?
Gomer: One that will have armies and demolition companies paying out of the nose for every teeny, tiny piece. (WildCat walks over to the bucket of Urgonium stones and grabs one.)
WildCat: It's a kind of pretty for a rock. (Wendell walks in.)
Wendell: Put that back where you got it, fuzz-for-brains.
WildCat: Anything you say. (WildCat drops the stone onto the bucket of stones. Cut to outside of the mine as there is a massive explosion. Rumbling and yelling ensue. We return as Baloo, Kit and WildCat are on their backs knocked out. A picture of Khan somehow drops onto the ground behind WildCat. Baloo wakes up.)
Baloo: Eh, that's a pretty peculiar peculiarity, all right. (Cut to WildCat as his clothes are torn and has sideburn marks similar to Mr. Khan now as he has lost his hat.)
WildCat: You guys seen my (Weezes.) cap? (Cut to Wendell who is completely covered with ash, soot and smoke as Gomer is hiding behind a rock.)
Gomer: I don't believe it!
Baloo: What's the matter? You two look like you've seen a ghost.
Kit: Baloo, look! WildCat looks just like Khan. (WildCat inspects a rock.)
Baloo: Well, I guess there's no use pretending anymore.
WildCat: No. No use pretending, all right? Pretending what? (Whispers to Baloo and Baloo elbows WildCat in the back.) Ooomf!
Baloo: Ahem! They've discovered your secret, Mr. Khan.
WildCat: Oh, yeah. Sure. My friends would call me "Shere," but I don't have any friends. (Gomer and Wendell run in and dust WildCat off.)
Gomer: Well, Mr. Khan; what are you doing here? All dressed up and such?
WildCat: I always dress this way. Except on my birthday, I have a special suit for that.
Baloo: (Embracing WildCat and Gomer. Wendell has disappeared for no reason.) What the "Chairman" means is that he always dresses this way when investigating such things as a...missing reports.
Gomer: Ah, Wendell, get the plane to fly our illustrious guests back to town. (Wendell is shown all right running out of the entrance of the mine.) When he's sufficiently rested, we'll have the explaination he so richly deserves. (Gomer pushes Baloo, Kit and WildCat out of the mine stage left.)
Kit: Aren't you gonna lock the door?
Gomer: Nah. The only way out of here or Boomstone is by plane. Besides, they like it here (Looking at the mine while pushing Baloo, Kit and WildCat out of it. Cut to just inside the entrance of the mine with the giraffe furry, mole furry and dog furry together.)
Giraffe Miner: So that's the great and powerful Khan. And he has a plane. Our ticket home.
Scene IV
(Head just outside of Boomstone as Baloo, Kit, Gomer, Wendell and WildCat watching a gopher furry wearing a cowboy hat and red shirt attending to the left engine of the SeaDuck.)
Gomer: And you'll be winging your way home from this surprise visit in no time.
Baloo: Seems to me our surprise pretty much caught you pretty much by surprise.
Gomer: Yep. Your surprise ruined our surprise.
Baloo: Oh, you had a surprise? That is a surprise.
Gomer: We knew Mr. Khan had about given up on our mine when we discovered the Urgonium. We wanted it to be a surprise. (WildCat walks over to the SeaDuck.)
Baloo: Why, sure you did. (Baloo folds his arms.) And you saved every piece just for him?
Gomer: Every chunk we've mined so far is locked on our getaway patrol plane. For safe keeping. (We get a shot of the wooden horse plane with wings.)
Baloo: So it won't fall into the wrong hands.
Gomer: That's it exactly. Just been a great, big misunderstanding. Right, Mr. Khan? Mr. Khan? (WildCat comes over to the gopher furry fixing the SeaDuck.)
WildCat: That would hold better with a large wad of bubble gum. (Baloo grabs WildCat from behind.)
Baloo: Heh heh. Ah, Planes are the boss' hobby.
Gomer: I figured that as soon as I saw the antique he was flying around in. (Baloo is not amused as Kit comes in.) Why don't you all make yourselves comfortable till takeoff time? It's your town after all.
Kit: (Shot of the opposite side of town as there is a saloon called "Red Eye".) I don't trust that sheriff.
Baloo: Yeah, that's why we're making prop wash as soon as the SeaDuck's up to snuff. We can't keep this charade forever. (Baloo, Kit and WildCat walk to the Red Eye saloon. Cut to Wendell and Gomer at the SeaDuck.)
Wendell: Khan gets home and we're through.
Gomer: That's why he's not getting home. Now here's what I want you to do. (Gomer whispers in Wendell's left ear.)
Scene V
(Head inside the Red Eye Saloon with Baloo, Kit and WildCat sitting at the table eating their meals. There's a pool table in the background.)
WildCat: I'm worried about the SeaDuck, Baloo.
Baloo: (Sighs.) Relax, Mr. Khan. We'll sneak a look later when things are a little less tense. (In comes Clementine with her book panting.)
Clementine: Hello, Mr. Khan; remember me? I'm Clementine Clevenger. I must say, you certainly had us fooled. (WildCat and Clementine shake hands.)
WildCat: Oh, charmed; I'm sure.
Clementine: Now, I thought we should go over the books, while you're here. (Clementine opens the book and puts it in front of WildCat.) It's been a long time since we've heard from you.
WildCat: Okay, but what are all these numbers for? (WildCat scratches his head and in comes Gomer.)
Gomer: Why, Clementine; what are you doing around here? (I think the turkey magically shows up inbetween shots.)
Clementine: I wanted to meet Mr. Khan and get him back up to speed on the mine.
Gomer: I'm sure Mr. Khan doesn't want to spoil his meal with work. (Gomer closes the book. Cut to Wendell at the pool table -- which has no black ball; but various colored billard balls -- replaces one of the balls with a giant Urgonium stone shaped like a billard ball. Wendell drops down and hides. ) In fact, how about a nice game of pool? My treat.
WildCat: Sure, I love pool. But, I didn't bring my suit.
Baloo: (Whispers.) Mr. Khan...
WildCat: Ah, I mean, uh, billards would be divine. (WildCat gets up and holds hands with Clementine as they walk to the pool table.) Come, my dear.
Clementine: Uh, but...
Gomer: Ah, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my teeth cleaned. (Gomer walks off stage right and out of the saloon as he runs over to Wendell who is kneeling and looking in the window wearing boot; which disappear on the closeup shot.)
Wendell: Wh-what about Clementine?
Gomer: Trying to keep her in the dark while we stole the Urgonium was getting to be a real pain. (Cut to WildCat at the pool table with the pool cue as the white pool ball is grey. WildCat cleans the pointy end of the stick.)
Clementine: Heh heh. You know, you're not at all what I expected a ruthless financial genius to be like, Mr. Khan.
WildCat: Oh? I've been sick. (WildCat blows the end of the stick which appears to be the long end; and then points it at the grey ball. Gomer and Wendell are shocked.) Stand back, I'm really gonna blast'em! (WildCat hits the grey ball as Wendell and Gomer drop down to the ground. The balls somehow get nailed and all of them fly off the table except for the Urgonium ball as it sits right in the middle. Gomer and Wendell rise up.) I missed one. (Wendell and Gomer drop down as WildCat has somehow readjusted his pool cue and is aiming for the Urgonium ball as the grey ball is now a red striped one. Cut to Baloo and Kit at the table as Baloo has eaten everything as they are taking out cue balls from their meals.)
Baloo: Uh, Mr. Khan; why don't we give the lady a tour of the SeaDuck before the sheriff comes back?
WildCat: Yeah, the SeaDuck! (WildCat takes her hand as they throw their pool cues away.) Come on, Clem. (There is a back door as WildCat and Clementine open the door and walk right out next to Gomer and Wendell. Baloo and Kit follow as they notice Gomer and Wendell hiding in front of the window with their backs turned.)
Kit: What are they doing, Baloo?
Baloo: I don't care, as long as they aren't doing it to me. (Baloo and Kit leave as the closeup shot has the animated changed to Wendell kneeling to the side instead of the back with their ears plugged. Wendell gets up and looks in the window.)
Wendell: Sheriff, they're gone!
Gomer: Dadburn it! Get in there before something happens to that ball! (The grey ball has changed to red only now.)
Wendell: Da, um, right. (Wendell enters the back door of the saloon and the Urgonium explodes on cue causing the window to be blown out. Gomer ducks; but Wendell gets the explosion full bore turning into a furry candle with ash and soot all over him. Gomer goes over to Wendell. Wendell falls on his belly.)
Gomer: Oh, Wendell! If it was raining soup, you'd fetch a fork. (Head over to the SeaDuck with the beaver furry still on the left engine. He's reading a comic book and then some arm grabs him and gags him as the furry disappears. In comes WildCat and Clementine along with Baloo and Kit.)
WildCat: The SeaDuck's right over here, Miss Clem.
Baloo: Now where'd that mechanic drift off to? Eh, why don't you have a look see at the engine, Mr. Khan? (WildCat climbs the wooden ladder onto the left wing.)
Clementine: Oh, is there anything he can't do?
Baloo: Yeah, find his head with both hands. (Baloo climbs the wooden ladder as we see WildCat reading the comic book as Kit giggles under his breath.) Uh, can you determine the problem, Mr. Khan?
WildCat: Yeah, I read this one already.
Baloo: I was referring to the engine, boss.
WildCat: Oh, easy as pie.
Baloo: Great, you fix it while we distract...I mean, entertain the sheriff. (Baloo comes down the ladder as WildCat opens the engine.)
WildCat: Got any bubble gum, Clem?
Scene VI
(Several hours later on the left wing as WildCat and Clementine are looking at the left engine.)
Clementine: Oh, I am convinced nothing is too difficult for you, Mr. Khan. (WildCat closes the left engine door and has a wrench with him.)
WildCat: I draw the line at eating brussel sprouts. (In comes the giraffe, dog and mole miners on the roof of the SeaDuck. They surround WildCat with slingshots of Ugronium.)
Giraffe Miner: Right now, brussel sprouts are not your most serious problem, Mr. Khan.
End Of Act I At 10:36
Act II
Scene I
(Nightfall in Boomstone as the wolves howl. Cut to a shot of the mine with Khan's picture hanging above the door. )
Giraffe Miner: Now we'll see how you like it down here, Chairman Khan. (Cut to inside the mine as WildCat is tied up against a rock wall looking appalled.)
Mole Miner: Yeah, he'll love it down here. (The dog miner and mole miner are holding Clementine hostage.)
Clementine: But, there must be some mistake!
Giraffe Miner: What mistake?! We work and starve so you can get fat.
WildCat: I thought I was putting on a few pounds.
Clementine: What are you gonna do?
Giraffe Miner: It's not what we're gonna do, lady. It's what you're gonna do.
Scene II
(Cut to the concrete sambero hat telephone station outside at night with another hayball rolling around on the ground. Pan over to the courthouse and head inside. Gomer is at his desk with his feet up and yes, his office is in the same place as the court room. Kit is sitting down in a chair.)
Baloo: (Looking out the window.) Lost? Oh, how could he get lost in a town that's only a block long?
Gomer: (Toothpick in his mouth.) Maybe he wanted to get lost. That Miss Clevenger's a whole lot of woman. (Baloo is pondering this over as Clementine storms in panicky. There is a naked picture of a woman in a calender in the background around 12:18 of the DVD.)
Clementine: The miners took him!
Baloo: Huh?! (Clementine has a piece of paper with her and she's in tears.)
Clementine: Oh, they kidnapped Mr. Khan, oh, oh, it was terrible. Eh, they gave me this to deliver. (Baloo and Gomer grab the letter and they tear it in half in the process.)
Gomer: (Reading.) "We have the skunk Khan. We demand safe passage out of this smelly place..."
Baloo: (Reading.) "...in the oppressor's own aircraft. Refuse us and Khan's history." Oh, we've got room on the Duck, let's go get him! (Baloo throws the letter away and goes to the door; but Gomer stops him.)
Gomer: Not so fast! Nobody's going nowhere!
Baloo: Says who?! (Four rifles come out of nowhere despite Gomer going for something out of his pants. Wendell shows up as well. Two of them touch Baloo and this was cut by Toon Disney.)
Gomer: Says me!
Baloo: Heh, heh. Anything you says.
Clementine: But we have to rescue Mr. Khan! (Baloo backs up as Wendell and Gomer have brough out one pistol a piece.)
Gomer: I am not going to succumb to the demands of a crowd of hooligans. Mr. Khan would want it that way.
Clementine: But...! (Gomer grabs Clementine and forces her out of the courthouse.)
Gomer: You've been through a horrible experience. You go take a nap or something while I handle it. (Clementine is forced out of the courthouse and Gomer slams the double doors.)
Clementine: Oooo; I'll show him a horrible experience! (Clementine walks out stage right as we cut to Baloo and Kit hitting the wall inside the jail cell as they drop onto a bed. The cell door closes and Wendell locks the cell which is against the courthouse.)
Gomer: That will hold these two till the miners get Khan out of our hair and we can fly off into the sunset with our Urgonium. (Cut to the telephone stand which says "Out of Order" as Clementine grabs the phone and rings it up with the lever. She listens to the phone.)
Clementine: I should've known the sheriff was lying about the phone not working. Come on, come on; somebody pick it up! (Pan up to the moon as the phone rings.)
Scene III
(Head to Khan Tower as the moon is over the office window of Khan's office.)
Shere Khan: Aw, this will teach me to let my employees go home after a mere sixteen hour workday. (Khan answers the phone.) Yes?
Clementine: (Whispering.) Hello. (Clementine is at the phone as the wind is whipping outside even more.) I need to speak to somebody right away. It's a matter of life and death for Mr. Khan.
Khan: Is that so?
Clementine: The miners in his Boomstone silver mine have snatched him!
Khan: Really? Somehow I find that hard to believe. (Khan turns around in his chair.)
Clementine: If someone doesn't hurry, it will be too late! They'll... (In comes Gomer via a shadow.)
Gomer: Clementine! (Clementine drops the phone.)
Clementine: Oh, no.
Gomer: I don't think you should be wandering around alone. (Gomer takes Clementine out of the phone booth.) Hey, let me take you to your room (Gomer takes out some jailer keys and marches her towards the town.) and make sure you're not disturbed till this Khan business is taken care of. (Cut back to Khan's office as he hangs up the phone.)
Khan: Ah well, I suppose I should investigate my untimely abduction.
Scene IV
(Head inside a bedroom on the second floor through a window as Clementine is trying to open the door; but it's locked.)
Clementine: (Grunting) That darn sheriff! Mr. Khan never should have trusted him. Oh, dear. (Clementine notices Gomer and Wendell on a lookout tower doing something.) What are those cretins up to? (Head to a closeup shot as Wendell and Gomer are at the tower as Gomer brings out his slingshot with Urgonium loaded up.)
Gomer: We'll take care of Khan's boys as soon as they open that door, and try to rescue their boss. So, where are they?
Wendell: I don't know, sheriff. I did everything you told me to.
Gomer: We'll tell them they was transporting Urgonium. Heh heh. And had an accident. (Shows off one of the stones and Wendell grabs it from Gomer. Cut to the jail cell as Baloo is trying to bend the bars; but the bars are too thick for him to bend them.)
Baloo: We have to get out of here and rescue WildCat. Ah, and I don't think this is gonna do it. (Somehow; the jailer keys are still in the cell door. Baloo bounces on his back and the bars won't budge.)
Kit: Hmmm. Let me give it a try. (Kit holds the bars as we head to a shot of a window as a bunch of bedsheets are tied together in a makeshift rope and are thrown out the window. Clementine attempts to climb down the window with them.)
Clementine: (Gasps) Well, this works in the movies. (The bedsheets in the room give way as Clementine's hat falls off.) So much for the movies. (The bed sheet snaps and Clementine free falls howling. Clementine bounces off a grey canopy and lands in the horse's watering station filled with water.) Ah, after her bath, a girl's ready for anything. (Clementine gets out of the drinking station and walks off. Cut back as Kit's head is stuck in the cell bars.)
Kit: Baloo, I'm-I'm stuck.
Baloo: Hang on, Li'l Britches! (Baloo grabs Kit by the sides and tries to push back as the bars screech. Kit and Baloo gasp as Kit's ears are stretching up in the process. Cut back to the lookoff tower as Gomer is using binoculars to watch on with Wendell.)
Gomer: Go down there and see what's the matter.
Wendell: Well-well-well, ah, sure, sheriff. (Wendell climbs down from the lookoff tower as we cut back to Baloo pushing Kit back.)
Baloo: It's starting to give. (Baloo squeezes Kit out of the prison bars and they fly backwards and they bounce onto the floor of the prison cell.) Aw, don't say it.
Kit: Well, what now, Poppa Bear?
Baloo: Oh, we've tried everything I can think of. (Baloo grabs the bar of the cell door and it opens causing Baloo to flop on his back on the floor.) Come on, Li'l Britches; let's vamoose! (Baloo and Kit run to the front door of the courthouse as we cut to Gomer looking from the look off tower.)
Gomer: Those flyboys are as slow as Wendell. (Cut to a shot of the courthouse door slowly opening up.) Wait, what's this? All right boys, come to papa. (Gomer takes the slingshot and aims it directly at the courthouse doors.)
End Of Act II At 15:12
Act III
Scene I
(Shot of inside the courthouse as Baloo and Kit are opening the door slowly.)
Clementine: Stop!
Baloo: Huh? (Clementine comes in from behind the judge's desk all wet.) Oh, what happened to you?
Clementine: Eh, never mind. Just follow me out the back way! (Baloo, Kit and Clementine run out the back door as the side door opens and in comes Wendell as he just notices them escaping through the back door.)
Wendell: Whoops! I better tell the sheriff they snucked off. (Cut to a shot of Gomer at the look off tower with the slingshot on full blast.)
Gomer: Come on, come on. (The front door opens and out comes Wendell. Gomer shoots the Urgonium.) A-ha! (Wendell takes it in the head and we have an explosion. Wendell is covered with ash and soot once again.) Oh, Wendell! (Shot of background of a pathway behind the town as shadows of Baloo, Clementine and Kit are running stage right. Pan over to Gomer climbing down the watch tower ladder.) They're heading for the mine! Come on! (Wendell walks over to Gomer who is on the ground now.)
Wendell: Yeah, gotta stop them. (Wendell runs with Gomer towards the mines as Clementine, Baloo and Kit reach the mine.)
Clementine: We must save Mr. Khan and rescue those poor miners.
Baloo: Oh, we intend to save him all right, but about this Mr. Khan business...eh...
Scene II
(Head in front of the mine with Baloo, Kit and Clementine standing around.)
Clementine: No wonder he wasn't what I expected.
Baloo: Ah, let's just hope your miner buddies haven't been too rough on him.
Kit: Uh-oh! (Kit notices Gomer and Wendell running towards them.)
Clementine: The sheriff! Come on! (Baloo, Kit and Clementine run into the mine. Gomer and Wendell stops in front of the mine.)
Wendell: They're going in the mine!
Gomer: Yeah, but they ain't coming out! (Cut to inside the mine with Baloo, Clementine and Kit running and panting.)
Clementine: Are they coming? (Baloo turns around.)
Baloo: Not yet. But you can bet they're up to something. (Baloo, Clementine and Kit run deeper into the mine as we cut to Gomer and Wendell standing in front of the entrance.)
Gomer: All right, Wendell; break out the heavy artillery.
Wendell: Right away, sheriff. (Wendell puts an Urgonium stone into his slingshot. He fires it and there is an explosion off-screen as Gomer and Wendell run away stage left. The entire mine hallway caves in, blocking the entrance. Baloo, Kit and Clementine fall down as we cut back to Gomer and Wendell.)
Gomer: Come on, it's time to live happily ever after. (Gomer and Wendell walk out of the mine stage left. Cut to Clementine gasping in horror inside the mine.)
Clementine: They blew up the tunnel!
Baloo: Well, let's just take another way out. (Baloo goes over to the collapsed tunnel. Pan over to the miners with WildCat tied to the stone spike.)
Giraffe Miner: There is no other way out.
Baloo/Clementine/Kit: WildCat!
Boomstone Miners: WildCat?!
WildCat: That's the name, don't wear it out. Ha ha.
Giraffe Miner: We should have known this wasn't Khan. If brains was perfume; you couldn't smell this guy through a barb wire fence.
Baloo: (Goes over to WildCat and unties the ropes.) Well, if you miners want to work the real Khan over, you'll have to wait till we get you out of here.
Giraffe Miner: And how are we supposed to do that? We're buried alive. (WildCat walks over to something stage right while humming. He grabs some stick which changes to a steel rod and gear on the next shot.)
WildCat: We'll be okay, just give me a hand.
Kit: WildCat, are you sure?
WildCat: Well...(The rod snaps off with ease while WildCat twists the gear.) ...anyone got any bubble gum?
Scene III
(Head for outside the town with Wendell and Gomer putting their bags of Urgonium onto their wooden horse planes.)
Gomer: Just think of it, Wendell; a plane full of Urgonium and no more Khan to fool with. (The wind blows as we see a Khan airplane approach and land next to the wooden horse plane. The plane stops and turns off the engines. Wendell is in shock as the side door opens and out comes Mr. Khan.)
Wendell: I thought you was down with the miners.
Khan: So I've been told.
Wendell: Hey boss, maybe the one we got down there ain't the... (Gomer walks over to Wendell and clamps his mouth shout.)
Gomer: Ah, Mr. Khan; what a surprise! We were just about to call you to let you know about the problems we've been having with an imposter.
Khan: I would very much enjoy meeting myself. (Gomer backs away from Khan.) Can you arrange it?
Gomer: We-well, I'm not sure we can lay our hands on him right now, you see... (We hear a drill sound and rumbling coming from the ground.)
Wendell: What's that?! (The ground opens as a large drilling machine comes out of the ground as Gomer and Wendell bail stage left. The drill stop and the side wooden door opens. Out comes WildCat, the miners, Kit, Baloo and Clementine.)
WildCat: Last stop, everybody out!
Khan: How nice of you all to drop by.
Gomer: There he is, Mr. Khan! (Points at WildCat.) The imposter! The lowdown varmint who was trying to steal your mine. (Khan looks at WildCat.)
Khan: You mistook him for me?! And...who are these?
Giraffe Miner: We mine your Urgonium.
Khan: Urgonium? How interesting. Why haven't I heard about this?
Gomer: Well, you see...(Gomer turns around and both he and Wendell get on the wooden horse plane.) Run! (The horse neighes as the engines start up and they fly into the sky.)
Baloo: Don't worry, Mr Khan; we'll get'em! (Baloo, Kit and WildCat head to inside the SeaDuck as Clementine goes over to Khan.)
Clementine: So, you never told the sheriff to mistreat the miners?
Khan: My dear; I desire only money and power. Unpresentable employees provide me with neither. (The SeaDuck engines start in the background as it goes into the air. Urgonium flies at the SeaDuck in fours and explodes. Head into the cockpit with Baloo, Kit and WildCat.)
Baloo: Oh, that was close! (More Urgonium explodes off-screen with a white flash.)
Kit: How are we gonna fight against those exploding rocks?
WildCat: I've got an idea. (Cut to the wooden horse plane with Gomer and Wendell.)
Gomer: Get ready, Wendell. Hah hah hah. (The wooden horse plane goes above the SeaDuck.) This is gonna be like shooting tin cans with a scatter gun. (The tailsection of the SeaDuck opens as Kit and WildCat are at the crates of kamquats which are completely rotten to the core now that they are mush.)
WildCat: These kamquats are so rotten, they're only good for ammunition. (WildCat takes out some kamquat mush as Kit calls on Baloo.)
Kit: Loaded, Baloo!
Baloo: Hold on! (Baloo pushes the flight stick up as the SeaDuck goes up and gets above the wooden horse plane.)
Gomer: What's that fool doing? (Baloo lowers the SeaDuck down towards the wooden horse plane.)
Baloo: Let them have it, boys! (Cut to WildCat and Kit throwing kamquats from the back of the SeaDuck.)
WildCat: Bombs away! (One of them smacks right into Gomer's face.)
Wendell: What was that?! (Gomer shakes his head as Kit has two more kamquats in his hands.)
WildCat: Nice shooting, Kit! (Kit takes the kamquats and fires all of them. Both of these shots hit the wings and Wendell. One of them hits the propeller on the back of the wooden horse plane. The engine sputters.)
Gomer/Wendell: Oh-oh. (The plane tailspins down and crashes into the ground causing an explosion and smoke.)
Scene IV
(Head to the front of the mine as Clementine is talking instructions to the new miners Gomer and Wendell who has somehow surivied the crash. Baloo, Kit and Khan are standing in front of each other.)
Khan: How do you like my new mine foreman?
Baloo: Heh heh. Why don't we ask the new miners? (Clementine points to the mine as Gomer and Wendell walk into the mine.)
WildCat: (Comes over to Clementine.) I guess now that you met the real Shere Khan; you don't like me anymore?
Clementine: Actually, WildCat; since I met the real Shere Khan, I like you even better. (WildCat and Clementine hold hands as Baloo and Kit look on.)
Khan: (Sighs.) In gratitude for uncovering this subterfuge; I suppose I can reimburse you for your kamquats.
Baloo: Ha, that's real decent of you, Khan. And I promise I won't tell a soul.
Khan: And...where's that mechanic fellow? I want to thank him, too.
Kit: Well, Mr. Khan...I think you'd better ask your new foreman. (Pan over to WildCat and Clementine hugging each other and then kissing themselves on the lips.)
End Of Episode At 21:25
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