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Update #53 (05/09/2017)- Calling All Goofs rant is completed and posted.

Welcome to the Rant Shack. This is the place for reviews of your favorite (and most hated) television shows and VHS/DVD content. It's time for all shows to get what they rightfully deserve. Before you select a link to your favorite review; I should point out that all opinions are solely mine and may or may not reflect the views of the people who vist my site; or even people who don't visit it. Although I'm sure that there are people who completely agree with what I say. For the protection of the innocent (and even the guilty) I shall not name names unless I am forced to by a court of law.

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Everything's Coming Up Goofy Rant- The Actual Beginning Of The Goof Troop.

Good Neighbour Goof Rant- Like A Good Neighbour, Goof Troop Is There!

Axed By Addition Rant- Of Course It is!

Unreal Estate Rant- Well; That's A Great Thing To Call The Housing Bubble!

You Camp Take It With You Rant- Because Pete Will Likely Steal It!

Midnight Movie Madness Rant- Featuring Goofy As The Freaking Mutilator~! BUYS~!

Counterfeit Goof Rant- Which A Lot Of People Saw As Sports Goof!

O, R-V, I N-V U! Rant- Translation: Oh, Recreational Vehicle, I Envy You!

Meanwhile, Back At The Ramp Rant- Pete Is Sucking Up To Suckers.

Close Encounters Of The Weird Mime Rant- Far Encounters Of The Rookie Writers.

Slightly Dinghy Rant- We're The Goof Troop & We Always Stick Together!

Cabana Fever Rant- Which Is Bad Tidings With Goofy Characters.

Where There's Smoke; There's Goof Rant- Where There's One Credit Writer, There's Smuckers!

Date With Destiny Rant- Which Never Ends Well.

Hot Air Rant- So Darkwing and Gizmoduck are going to cameo?! Damn.

Take Me Out Of The Ball Game Rant- Time To SEAMEN~T The Crowd!

Wrecks, Lies & Videotape Rant- Aren't Most Family Guy Episodes This Way?!

Max-imum Protection Rant- Filled With More Max-imum Pete!

Goofin' Hood & His Melancholy Men Rant- Robs From The Scummy Rich & Gives To The Goofball Poor!

Leader Of The Pack Rant- No Dorks On The DTVA's Turf!

Inspector Goofy Rant- Can You Spare Fifty Bucks & A Drink?

Shake, Rattle & Goof Rant- Goofy's Brain Has Left The Building...ALREADY!

Terminal Pete Rant- Well; His Personality Is Certainly Terminal.

Fool's Gold Rant- Wait; was "Fool's Goof" forbidden due to "Moral Oxymoronicness"?

Cat's Entertainment Rant- Little Max Blue And The Man On The Loon!

Waste Makes Haste Rant- Why Goofy, Why?!

The Ungoofables Rant- That's Unpossible!

All The Goof That's Fit To Print Rant- And All The Jerk That's Fit To Sell.

To Heir Is Human Rant- To Err Is Pete Faking.

Hallow-weenies Rant- That Sounds Like A Lot Of Preachers on Saint Hallow's Eve.

Tub Be Or Not Tub Be Rant- That's A Stupid Idiot's Question!

Major Goof Rant- The Story Of The 2016 Presidental Election!

A Goof Of The People Rant- Oh Lord; Not Him!

Goof Under My Roof Rant- And A Pete Over My Ass!

Goodbye, Mr. Goofy Rant- Hello, Mr. Pete!

Lethal Goofin' Rant- Which Is Why Safety Is So Overrated!

Frankengoof Rant- The Creature Of Pete Lurks Again!

E=MC Goof Rant- Goofy Science Everyone!

Pete's Day At The Races Rant- Was This The Stinkiest Horse Scents I Have Ever Smelled?

In Goof We Trust Rant- Honestly Will Never Be Pete's Best Policy!

And Baby Makes Three Rant- Well; PJ Is The Size Of Two Babies At Least!

The Incredible Bulk Rant- More Tedious Moments Than A WWE Scripted Promo!

Mrs. Spoonerville Rant- Pete VS Goofy To Gain $3000 Of Nothing!

For Pete's Sake Rant- ...Stop Scheming On Goofy Already!

Big City Blues Rant- A Cautionary Tale Of Why Parents Need To Travel Around The World.

Rally Round The Goof Rant- Because You Know Pete's Scheming Off The Goof!

Window Pains Rant- More Like Pains Due To Competition Ass Kicking!

Nightmare On Goof Street Rant- Revenge Of The Wally Spud!

Where There's A Will, There's A Goof Rant- Where There's A Scheme, There's A Pete.

Winter Blunderland Rant- More Blunders Than A Normal Pete Scheme!

Gymnauseum Rant- Translation: Stop Being TOO FAT!

Come Fly With Me Rant- And See Pete The Jackoff Fly!

As Goof Would Have It Rant- Translation: Stop Being Too Fat...AGAIN!

Calling All Goofs Rant- This Show Might Soon Be Over! - NEW!!

Have Yourself A Goofy Little Christmas Rant- Only Goofy Could Create A Dance For Reindeers!

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