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Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers Rants

Update #68 (07/27/2010)- They Shoot Dogs, Don't They? rant is now up.

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Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers DVD Volume One Review- Another Mixed Bag Of Nuts From Disney DVD.

Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers DVD Volume Two Review- Talk About Running Out Of Steam!

To The Rescue Part One Rant- Sometimes, Some Crimes, Go Slipping Through The Cracks...

To The Rescue Part Two Rant- ...But These Two Gumshoes; Are Picking Up The Slack.

To The Rescue Part Three Rant- Disney Should Get A Medal Right Here!

To The Rescue Part Four Rant- Should Monty Get A Raincheck On That Apology?!

To The Rescue Part Five Rant- A Jello FruitQuake?! SHOOT ME NOW!!

A Creep In The Deep Rant- Will Scooby Doo Show Up? For Real This Time?!

Normie's Science Project Rant- Someone's Been Watching TaleSpin Too Much!

Seer No Evil Rant- Because It Could Kill You Right?!

Chipwrecked Shipmunks Rant- Okay; This Is Really Pushing It Guys!

When Mice Were Men Rant- Doesn't Eric Realize That Means The Mice WON'T Fight Back?!

Chocolate Chips Rant- Okay; I'm declaring This Series NUTS!!

The Last Leprechaun Rant- Uncle Scrooge Must Be Rolling In His Grave Right Now!!

Weather Or Not Rant- Here Comes Monty Not Sucking!!

One-Upsman-Chip Rant- That Sums Up Chip & Dale Well; Doesn't It?!

Shell Shocked Rant- You Just Knew The TMNT Bashing Would Continue.

Love Is A Many Splintered Thing Rant- I Love Real Comments That Aren't Supposed To Be Real Comments.

Song of The Night'N'Dale Rant- Enter The Ranger Wing.

Double'O'Chipmunks Rant- Stirred & Shaken As Dale Is Around.

Gadget Goes Hawaiian Rant- Surfing Gadget Hackwrench!

It's A Bird; It's Insane; It's Dale Rant- The Episode Which Drove Me Insane.

Short Order Crooks Rant- If Only My Rants Could Be Done In Short Order.

Mind Your Cheese's & Q's Rant- Geez; You Don't Think This Won't Turn Into A Monty Focused Episode?!

Out of Scale Rant- ...And Out Of My Mind!!

Dirty Rotten Diapers Rant- Trash Those Censors!!

Catteries Not Included Rant- Neither Is A Continuity Checker It Seems!

Three Men & A Booby Rant- Do The Writers Know Booby Is Slang For Breast? Does Disney Care Anymore?!

The Carpetsnaggers Rant- Ghost writing Is EXTREME!!

Piratesy Under the Seas Rant- Round Two Of The Dumbest 3.14 In History!

Adventures In Squirrelsitting Rant- The Fat Cat Stomp In All Of It's Glory!

Flash The Wonderdog Rant- Wonder If Bolt The Dog Was In The Audience?

Pound of the Baskervilles Rant- So An Entire Family Is A Dog Pound?! THAT'S....Ummm...Odd?

Parental Discreation Retired Rant- If Only We Could....

Risky Beesness Rant- Did Dusty Rhodes Start A Bee Keeping Business While I Was Away?

Bearing Up Baby Rant- Humprey The Bear & Tad Stones Together: Sounds Like A Death Wish To Me!

Out to Launch Rant- ...And Into Crap It Seems!

Dale Beside Himself Rant- ...Is Better Than Monty Being Himself.

Kiwi's Big Adventure Rant- Dale: Bob Orton Jr.'s Pet When He Was A Kid.

Lad In A Lamp Rant- Sounds Like Eisner's Attempt To Bottle Kit Cloudkicker To Me.

Battle Of The Bulge Rant- Only Disney COuld See This Title As Offensive.

Ghost Of A Chance Rant- I Don't Stand One Chance Against The Awesome Sucking Power Of Monty Focused Episodes!

An Elephant Never Suspects Rant- ...A Crappy Episode!

A Case Of Stageblight Rant- Also Known as A Case of Dale Being A Dale Too!

The Luck Stops Here Rant- ....But The Fun With Gadget Still Marches On!

Fake Me To Your Leader Rant- Only Disney Could See Gadget Unlocking Something With Her Tail As Offensive!

Last Train To Cashville Rant- Just Sleepwalking Through This Rant.

The Case Of The Cola Cult Rant- The Most Surreal Disney Television Animation Episode Ever!

Throw Mummy From The Train Rant- This Episode However; Is Just Plain Silly!

A Wolf In Cheap Clothing Rant- Geez; Even I Don't Insult Sunwoo That Badly!

Prehysterical Pet Rant- Just Another Day In The Life Of Dale.

Robocat Rant- Or It's Sadism Against The Machine Depending On Which Drugs Gadget Was On.

Does Pavlov Ring A Bell? Rant- Only In A Gummi Bear's mind.

Good Times, Bat Times Rant- The Episode People Claimed Cursed The Voice of Foxglove.

Pie In The Sky Rant- ....and Tasty In Monty's Belly!

Le Purrfect Crime Rant- Oh LA! LA!

When You Fish Upon A Star Rant- When You Know What Monty's Are.

Rest Home Rangers Rant- Is There Any Difference Between Young Monty & Old Monty? Other Than The Mustache?

A Lean On The Property Rant- More 9/11 Antics From Disney!!

The Pied Piper Power Play Rant- The Shortest 22 Minute Episode In DTVA History.

Gorilla My Dreams Rant- Please Take This Crap To Smokey Mountain.

The S.S Drainpipe Rant- Time To Go Down The Drain. AGAIN!

Zipper Come Home Rant- We Promise That Jymn Magon Will Not Be Mean To You Ever Again!

Puffed Rangers Rant- Truth, Justice & The Stereotypical Way!

A Fly In The Ointment Rant- Watch The Creep Factor Rise!

A Chorus Crime Rant- The Birth Of Happy Feet & Insano Glenn!

They Shoot Dogs, Don't They? Rant- They Drink Alcohol When They Hiccup, Don't They?!

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