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Update #110 (08/06/2018)- Ducktales Returns: The Beagle Birthday Massacre! Rant is completed and posted!

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Ducktales Volume 1 DVD Review- Too Bad Iger Still Doesn't Get It.

Ducktales Volume 2 DVD Review- Now I Can Stop Complaining About It...

Ducktales Volume 3 DVD Review- Another Day; Another Disney DVD Review.

Ducktales Returns: Woo-oo!/Escape To-From Atlantis! Rant- ...And Returns With A Gold Eating Dragon!

Ducktales Returns: The Beagle Birthday Massacre! Rant- ...And The Return Of A Literal Magica Shadow! ! - NEW!!

Ducktales Returns: The Impossible Summit Of Mount Neverrest! Rant- ...And The Possible Thing About Wormholes!

Ducktales Returns: The Missing Links Of Moorshire! Rant- ...And We Found The My Little Kelpies: Drowning Is Deadly!!

Ducktales - Treasure Of The Golden Suns: Don't Give Up The Ship Rant- The Upstreaming Of Disney Begins In Earnest!

Ducktales - Treasure Of The Golden Suns: Wronguay In Ronguay Rant- Never Let BS&P Talk You Into Eating Your Hat.

Ducktales - Treasure Of The Golden Suns: Three Ducks Of The Condor Rant- So Much For That Theory.

Ducktales - Treasure Of The Golden Suns: Cold Duck Rant- The March Of The Evil Penguins!

Ducktales - Treasure Of The Golden Suns: Too Much Of A Gold Thing Rant- HIC! HIC! GOLD! HIC! HIC!

Ducktales - Back To The Klondike Rant- ...And Into The Nasty Goldie!

Ducktales - Horse Scents Rant- Ducktales Episode Or Failed Perfume?

Ducktales - Scrooge's Pet Rant- With A Face Only A Rich Snob Would Love.

Ducktales - Cash As Catch Can: A Drain On The Economy Rant- Here We Go Again.....

Ducktales - Cash As Catch Can: A Whale Of A Bad Time Rant- A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM!

Ducktales - Cash As Catch Can: Aqua Ducks Rant- What A Perfect Doofus?!

Ducktales - Cash As Catch Can: Working For Scales Rant- The Rich Go To 11.

Ducktales - Merit-Time Adventure Rant- Webby Earns Her Over Wings!

Ducktales - The Golden Fleecing Rant- Today; This Would Be Called Poetic Justice.

Ducktales - Ducks Of The West Rant- Welcome Aboard The Scooby Doo Episode Of Doom.

Ducktales - Time Teasers Rant- Nothing More Symbolic Than Replacing Your Gun With A Wiener.

Ducktales - Back Out In The Outback Rant- With Ducktales; You Rule From Sun Up To Sundown.

Ducktales - Raiders Of The Lost Harp Rant- Oh! You Are Annoying, Annoying, Annoying!

Ducktales - The Right Duck Rant- When Mars Comes Calling; Always Call The Party Crasher!

Ducktales - Scroogerello Rant- I Didn't Know Scrooge Played Go In His Life!

Ducktales - Double'O'Duck Rant- The Foreshadowing Of Cartoon Duck Syndrome.

Ducktales - Luck O'The Ducks Rant- You Have To Be Lucky When A Leprechaun Is Around.

Ducktales - Duckworth's Revolt Rant- Rage Against the Veggies & The Lurch Butler Wannabe.

Ducktales - Magica's Magic Mirror/Take Me Out Of The Ball Game Rant- Take Me Out Of This Episode!

Ducktales - Duck To The Future Rant- Even Scrooge Knew The Meaning Of Content & Values; Why Doesn't Eisner & Iger?

Ducktales - Jungle Duck Rant- Welcome To The Jungle; We Love Ducks & Games!

Ducktales - Launchpad's First Crash Rant- At Least In Theory.

Ducktales - Dime Enough For Luck Rant- With Friends Like Gladstone; Who Needs Enemies?!

Ducktales - Duck In The Iron Mask Rant- Aren't There Laws Against Using Agony Booth Bad Writers As Cartoon Writers?!

Ducktales - The Uncrashable Hindentantic Rant- Don't Give Launchpad Any More Incentive Than He Already Has.

Ducktales - The Status Seekers Rant- I'm Seeking The Status Of Master Ranter.

Ducktales - Nothing To Fear Rant- Except For Richard Merwin Writing This Episode.

Ducktales - Doctor Jekyll & Mr. McDuck Rant- Welcome To Bad Saint Hallow Eve's Pranks Mr. McDee!

Ducktales - Once Upon A Dime Rant- There Was A Future WildCat Named Scrooge....

Ducktales - Spies In Their Eyes Rant- Welcome Back To Hell; Seaman Donald Duck!

Ducktales - All Ducks On Deck Rant- Enter The Phantom Blot!

Ducktales - Ducky Horror Picture Show Rant- Where Is Tim Curry THE EVIL ONE When You Need Him?!

Ducktales - Till Nephews Do Us Part Rant- If Anyone Objects To This Wedding; Please Shoot Scroogie Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace.

Ducktales - Time Is Money Part One: Marking Time Rant- The Story Arc That Made Ducktales Jump The Shark.

Ducktales - Time Is Money Part Two: The Duck Who Would Be King Rant- I Think We Finally Found Johnny Bravo's Soul Mate.

Ducktales - Time Is Money Part Three: Bubba Trubba Rant- Now We Really Go Downhill.

Ducktales - Time Is Money Part Four: Ducks On The Lam Rant- Can You Smell The Excitement? Or Is It Scrooge's New Prison Outfit?

Ducktales - Time Is Money Part Five: Ali Bubba's Cave Rant- Welcome To JTTS Hell Scrooge McDuck!

Ducktales - Super Ducktales Part One: Liquid Assets Rant- Because Regular Ducktales Cannot Contain Fenton's Ego.

Ducktales - Super Ducktales Part Two: Frozen Assets Rant- What Is Magon's Fetish For Out Of Context Puns?!

Ducktales - Super Ducktales Part Three: Full Metal Duck Rant- Now That's Vanity!

Ducktales - Super Ducktales Part Four: Billionaire Beagle Boys Club Rant- What Is This: The Abridged Ducktales Series I Didn't Know About?!

Ducktales - Super Ducktales Part Five: Money To Burn Rant- Nothing Like A Bunch Of Robot Aliens To Screw The Story Over.

Ducktales - Send In The Clones Rant- Magica Makes Her Debut; Pentagrams And All!

Ducktales - Sphinx For The Memories Rant- Donald Duck As An Evil King? Now THAT's A Dream Job!!

Ducktales - Where No Duck Has Gone Before Rant- Nothing Is More Ironic Than Major Courage Displaying Lobster Courage!

Ducktales - Armstrong Rant- Rust Up Like An Armstrong Brother!

Ducktales - Robot Robbers Rant- Welcome Canada & The United States To Robot Construction Hockey Night In Duckburg!

Ducktales - Magica's Shadow War Rant- Can You Smell The BS&P Stink Starting To Flow Here?

Ducktales - Masters Of The Djinni Rant- You Just Knew Bobo Would Get Involved Somehow.

Ducktales - Hotel Strangeduck Rant- I Guess So; Since Scrooge Bought It In The Middle Of Nowhere!

Ducktales - Lost Crown Of Genghis Khan Rant- I See Launchpad is Prepping For Something Else Other Than Crashing.

Ducktales - Top Duck Rant- Time For Some TaleSpin Fun!

Ducktales - The Pearl Of Wisdom Rant- No Relation To My Fanfic Plot Device Of The Same Name.

Ducktales - The Curse Of Castle McDuck Rant- What Kind Of Course? The Curse Of Money Or the Curse Of Me Ranting On It?!

Ducktales - Launchpad's Civil War Rant- More Like Launchpad's Whacky War To Me..

Ducktales - Sweet Duck Of Youth Rant- No Thanks Buddy; I'll Stick To Turkey!

Ducktales - Earth Quack Rant- That Pun Was A 7.0 On The Jymn Magon Pun-o-riffic Scale!

Ducktales - Home Sweet Homer Rant- I'll Drink To That Mr. Simpson. Oh Wait...


Ducktales - Micro Ducks From Outer Space Rant- I Guess Shrinkage Is A Problem In The DTVA World!

Ducktales - Duckman Of Aquatraz Rant- Cue The OZ Jokes!!

Ducktales - The Money Vanishes Rant- ....AGAIN!!

Ducktales - Sir Gyro De Gearloose Rant- Ah Yes; The F-Bomb Episode....

Ducktales - Dinosaur Ducks Rant- Time Is Money Zero!

Ducktales - Hero For Hire Rant- Let's Get Fired Again. Part Trios!

Ducktales - Superdoo! Rant- Did Scooby Doo Meet Larson & Gary or something?!

Ducktales - Maid Of The Myth Rant- LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Ducktales - Down & Out In Duckburg Rant- You Are SUCH A Weasel Man!!

Ducktales - Much Ado About Scrooge Rant- It's All About The Play In Thee.

Ducktales - The Land Of Tra-la-la Rant- Back To The Land Of Fenton-DUM-DUM...

Ducktales - Allowance Day Rant- The Time Bandit Strikes In The Future...

Ducktales - Bubbeo & Juliet Rant- Does This Mean Bubba Kills Himself And NOT Be A Scrappy Doo?!

Ducktales - The Good Muddahs Rant- The Beagle Babes Do Some Illegal Kidnapping!

Ducktales - My Mother The Psychic Rant- Fenton's Mother Needs a Real Job & A Sidebar!

Ducktales - Metal Attraction Rant- Quackery's Biggest Foe Attracts On Gizmo Duck!

Ducktales - Dough Ray Me Rant- Probably The Only Time Drake & Gizmo's Egos Combined Were Less Inflated...!

Ducktales - Bubba's Big Brainstorm Rant- Which Seems To Be "Become Worse Than Scrappy Doo."...

Ducktales - The Big Flub Rant- I Betcha That Is What Scrooge Thinks Of Launchpad...

Ducktales - A Case Of Mistaken Secret Identity Rant- More Like A Case of Airhead Syndrome Striking Again...

Ducktales - Blue Collar Scrooge Rant- The Template To Old Man & The SeaDuck...

Ducktales - Beaglemania Rant- ...Is Running So Wild; It Needs A Bullet!

Ducktales - Yuppy Ducks Rant- Yuppy: Quackeroonish for ummm...CRAP!!

Ducktales - The Bride Wore Stripes Rant- The Groom Wears Airhead Syndrome!

Ducktales - The Unbreakable Bin Rant- Which Is Like Saying That The Titantic Is Unsinkable...

Ducktales - Attack Of The 50 Foot Webby Rant- More Like The Attack Of The Five Foot Webby Haters!

Ducktales - The Masked Mallard Rant- Gizmo Duck Finally Has Some Competition...Or Maybe not.

Ducktales - A Ducktales Valentine Rant- Does This Mean The Love-In Lasts More Than 22 Minutes?!

Ducktales - Ducky Mountain High Rant- A Hogzilla Beagle?! Surely You Jest...

Ducktales - Attack Of The Metal Mites Rant- Now That Explains Dijon Well; Doesn't It?!

Ducktales - The Duck Who Knew Too Much Rant- Who Knew Too Much Vanity?!

Ducktales - The New Gizmo Kids On The Block Rant- Oh Great; A Gizmo Duck That Dances & Sings. I Thought Being A Windbag Was Bad Enough?!

Ducktales - Scrooge's Last Adventure Rant- Liar.

Ducktales - The Golden Goose Part One Rant- It's The Army Of Mustard Heads!

Ducktales - The Golden Goose Part Two Rant- The World Ends In Gold...!

Ducktales - Treasure Of The Lost Lamp Movie Rant- More Like The Treasure Of The Extended Love In To Me.

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